The Black Hawks | Celebrating Twenty One Years Of Havoc

[Imperium of Josh]

Certainly sad to see souls step down from some roles. Best of luck in all things though, my dude.

[Starkiller101]

Good luck on "retirement" EWS! I just have one question, when is TBH gonna invade hell?

[Lord Dominator]

Good luck on "retirement" EWS! I just have one question, when is TBH gonna invade hell?

Soon as Stalker drops that password at a convenient time

[Starkiller101]

Good luck on "retirement" EWS! I just have one question, when is TBH gonna invade hell?

Soon as Stalker drops that password at a convenient time

Or if the WA liberates it

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

Carry On My Wayward Hawks! For there'll be sleep when you are done~

The Black Hawks, Lily, The North Pacific Army, 3 Guys, & the Joint Task Force of the Augustin Alliance went out on the road in a 1967 Chevy Impala, going all over the country to slay some monsters!

Your region was infested with one of the following: Angels, demons, reapers, leviathan, wraiths, sirens, ghouls, or a wendigo.

Want to thank us for cleaning up your region of monsters?

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The Men of Letters:
⫸ Major Miss Bad Life Choices, Organizer of Mayhem and Trigger ⫷
⫸ Major Lady Dominator, Organizer ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Devi, Trigger ⫷

The Black Hawks
⫸ Commander in Chief Red Back ⫷
⫸ General Jakker ⫷
⫸ Lieutenant Bjourn ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Drexlore ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Ezkio ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Fire Eaters of Last Hope ⫷
⫸ Sergeant twobagger ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Ursidae ⫷
⫸ Corporal Industrialen ⫷
⫸ Corporal Zizou ⫷

The North Pacific Army:
⫸ General QuietDad of TNP ⫷
⫸ Colonel Konar ⫷
⫸ Colonel Rom ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Free United People of Earth ⫷
⫸ Sergeant Gorundu ⫷
⫸ Corporal 9003 ⫷
⫸ Corporal Nimarya ⫷
⫸ Corporal Racoda ⫷
⫸ Private First Class Democratu ⫷

3 Guys
⫸ Three Guys ⫷

Lily
⫸ Supreme Command Feu De Glace ⫷
⫸ Refuge Isle ⫷

Joint Task Force of the Augustin Alliance ⫷
⫸ Grater Tovakia ⫷
⫸ TESDAI ⫷

288 Cases Solved:
America Forever
Charon
Contabesco
League Of Progressive Nations
G7 Alliance
The Worst Anime Templars
Picaroons
Southern Italian Republic
Rp Victorian World
Mutually Assured Posting
Central Eastern Europe
Forgotten
Meme Dumpsteria
The Region Of Harkmarkistan And Friends
The East Of Hexagram
The Faithful Union
High Bear Nation
The New Republic World Council
The Black Sanctum
Windmago
Bruh Union
The Holy Viltarian Empire
The League Of Communists
The Sad Region
Anime Puppets
Union Of The Stars
Commonwealth Of Caucasian States
A Land Resplendent With Dank Spicy Memes
2b2t
The United Nations Of Seigfried
Naar
Democratic Union
Chungbama
The Community Of B
Union Of Royalists
The Park In The Night
Royaume Uni De La France
Nationalistan
Acrobatiss
I Am A Clown Just Holding A Hotdog
Dejana
Jacob Sagitagis Worsphipers
The Microwave
Oppression Is The Best
Crackifa
Former Nations Of The World
British Imperial Commonwealth
Cradle Of Nature
The Arab Empire
Esoteric Order Of Snort
Hfy
Karls Kommunist Kounty
Sconch Kingdom
Confederation Of Nations
Worldwide British Empire 2
The Dumpster Behind The Coffee Shop
Patriotia
Keiserriket
Luaeke
The Javinian Union
The Islands Of Iruen
Plapan Sea
Sea Beggars
The Isolated Nordic Isles
The Liberalian Alternosphere
Burning World Borderlands
Koksal Baba
Dune Warehouse
Turkic Central Asia
The Republic Of Alvonia
Diamond Dogs
United Islands Of The Pacific Ocean
The Grand Imperial Regime Of Nantuvia
The Nimbus Reach
Smol Bean Paradise
The Allied Federation
Democratic Socialist Union
We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Happ
Shady Acres Retirement Region
Cat Storage
The Cevlaian International Union
The Empire Of Otto Plunk
The Quaglands
Council Of Ponderosa
Northern Epirus
The Confederacy Of Gamers
Cyerth
The United Beans
Sraqn Genc
Allalone
The Hierarchy
Kingsman In West Virginia
Teds Nationstate Emporium
Ecac
Vapor Iii
The Pink Floyd Empire
Lands Of The Time
Romecantius Realm
This My Region You Go Away
Federated Global States
Eustrasia
The Empire Of Holy Maple
The Region Of Car Lovers
The Perfectionist
Girls Und Panzer
Sovereign Corporate League
Italiano Trujillo
International Alliance Of Dictatorships
Grey Sea States
The Church Of Zombie Jesus
Ddh
Union Of Indigenous Peoples
Nacb
The Concord Of Nations
Happyland
Nations Alliance
Region Of The United
Steam Punk
Backrub
Confederation Of 152
The Elite Region
Mars Planet
A Moderate Waste Of Time
Be Water
Freedomland
The Armed Foundation
Mu The Lost Continent
Center East
The Confederate Republic
The Topaz Fists
Zombie United
Tikifa
Eppeanor
Walarundi
Your Chest
The Raiders Of The Lost Ark
The Seven Seas Alliance
Deez Nutz
The Commonwealth Of Comradeship
Florida Men And Women
United Nationstates
The Warszawa Pact
Jake Paul Fan Club
The Red Concordat
The Kingdom Of Arden
The Bois
Coral Ridge
Subsaharan Asia
Central European Union
The Nevernever
The Unity Of Man
Perfect Region
Seagullville
Cudreobar
The New Age Monarchists
Shashamri
The Free Archipelago
Cowboy Confederation
Nationstates Radio
Imperium Of Arskodia
Sea Slavs
Kyratian States
Weapon World
The United Nations Of The Atlantic
The Anti World Assembly
Tallize
The Golden Plains
Republik Lavanttal
No Rights
The Three Kings
Wataukin
Owls
Haven Of Mankind
Sca Empire
Hukashaka
True Pirates
The Drakon Empire
Syrup
Europe But Better
New Socialist Bloc
Shurhands Alliance
The Yugoslavian Prussian Empire
The Land Of Bird And Honey
Gentlemen Club
Smitzburg
United Nations Union
The Holy Imperial Council
Continent Of Enjoy Rampage
Alliance Of All Dicators
Flag Creators Unite
Soterya
Adventurelandwhackakenzie
The Dongle Conferacy
Syndicalist Union
Switzweria
Opstan
The Emerald Isles
Throwaway Region
Tgu News
Pact Of Steele
Valencian Compact
The Circlejerk Of Anti Centrism
Central Asian Union
Your Mother
The Executive Coalition Of The New World
The Economic Union
Tropical Islands
The Natan Region
Eastern Missouri
Profell Regions
Priory
The Reunited British Commonwealth
The Outlands Banned F
Rogue League
Free Territorys Of The Plains
The Darkside
Union Of National Socialist Nations
Stonington
South East Asia
Slaereth
Mainland Europe
Sonindian Card Farm
The Holy Land Of Siddhartha Guotama
The Hidden Nexus
Janus
The Galactic Empier
Ethical Order Of Nations
Cydonia
Deathwatch
Z Day
Kurwa
Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
Coalition Of Warlords
United Communist Nations
Corporatist Alliance
Eurasia Empire
Nausan
Despotic Federation
Finlandia
Burr
The Dogecoin Union
Islamic Nations Of Nationstates
Legrume
Mcbride Land
Not The North Pole
Palm Tree Empire
Haboos Wacky Place For Unused Nations
Subreddits Of The World
Bolivian Federation
The New Sapphiran Imperial States
The Democratic Nations Of Earth
Union Empire
Insane Asylum
The Greater Star Region Of Bleria
The Galactic Ring
The Loyal Legions
Raidstation
Tanah Melayu
The Grand Fascist Order
Le Italia Napoli
Kyorgia Puppet Storage
Coalition Of Domestically Aligned States
The Northland Collective
Fireborne Warriors
The Grand Authority Of Empires
The Islay Coast
Duplice Alleanza
The Alliance Of Communist Republics
Waifuland
Coalition Of Minor States
Broland
Imperial Roman League
Alnobia Minor
The Silver Federation
Visionia Galaxy
Uundergrounds
House Of Card Farmers
Briella
Magna Orbis Terrarum
The Commonwealth Islands
The New World Society
Samurai Cave
The Commonwealth Of The Russian Fed
Bombing Ground
The Tyrannian Empire
Eastern Valucia Winged States
Kazandouria
Gamers United Under Ricardo

huzzcaw

[Lord Dominator]

Soon as Stalker drops that password at a convenient time

Or if the WA liberates it

Also acceptable

[The Church of Satan]

I was on-board with this report until the GIF at the bottom, because I've been a fan of Supernatural from the beginning. How dare you do that to Jensen Ackles! >_<

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

I was on-board with this report until the GIF at the bottom, because I've been a fan of Supernatural from the beginning. How dare you do that to Jensen Ackles! >_<

You mean Jensen Quackles ;D

[The Church of Satan]

You mean Jensen Quackles ;D

You go pray to Chuck for forgiveness. Right now. >_>
May Chuck have mercy on your Souls.

[Lord Dominator]

Odd fun fact, but those 288 hits consisted of precisely 2/3 (down to the repeating decimal) of our total number of targets (438, for the curious)

[Yokiria]

Odd fun fact, but those 288 hits consisted of precisely 2/3 (down to the repeating decimal) of our total number of targets (438, for the curious)

[Tinhampton]

Tanah Melayu... you mean to tell me that such a haven of poorly-written Sports Roleplay (from personal experience) has just been cleared out of its monsters? Perish the thought!

Elsewhere, congratulations on Opstan and the new fash, and LOL on hijacking the delegacy of a former TRR Delegate's puppet storage region.

(EDIT for LD's attention: 288 / 438 = 0.65753424 recurring, which is clearly not 0.666666666 recurring!)

[Holor Retcon Starkiller]

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Disclaimer notice: this nation isn't mine.

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The United Beans
Sraqn Genc
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1. The natives of The United Beans must be really frustrated after getting raided on two updates in a row
2. Why does Sr-how is that even pronounced still have it's native officers?

[Lord Dominator]

2. Why does Sr-how is that even pronounced still have it's native officers?

Occasionally not all other ROs are removed in the time a raider is delegate, particularly in things like this.

[Starkiller101]

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Disclaimer notice: this nation isn't mine.

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The United Beans
Sraqn Genc
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1. The natives of The United Beans must be really frustrated after getting raided on two updates in a row
2. Why does Sr-how is that even pronounced still have it's native officers?

You sure about that ?

[Holor Retcon Starkiller]

Disclaimer notice: this nation isn't mine.

1. The natives of The United Beans must be really frustrated after getting raided on two updates in a row
2. Why does Sr-how is that even pronounced still have it's native officers?

You sure about that ?

I am...

am I?

Yes, I am.

[Yokiria]

You sure about that ?

I am...

am I?

Yes, I am.

Why are you talking to yourself?

[Lord Dominator]

I am...

am I?

Yes, I am.

Why are you talking to yourself?

There's a disclaimer a few posts above that they're different people, lol

[Yokiria]

Why are you talking to yourself?

There's a disclaimer a few posts above that they're different people, lol

And you're just going to believe that? Clearly they're cloning themselves. Soon the whole game will be nothing but Starkillers.

[New Rogernomics]

Monsters are not nice for kitties. Good job slaying them

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

smacks note block


It was a normal day in Jakser's Castle, meaning that the evil King Koopa Jakser was off plotting Attempt 253 of permanently kidnapping Princess Peaches with the Koopa Troop.

"Why not just throw a hammer at Mario?" Hammer Bro Drexlore suggested.

"Yeah, right at his face!" the other Hammer Bro, Twobagger, said.

"Can I just spook the toads?" King Steak asked. The Hammer Bros looked at him and King Steak immediately regretted this and covered his eyes. He didn't like being looked at.

"I know what we'll do! Instead of any fancy kidnapping plans, we'll just walk up in her castle and just snatch her!"

Later That Day...

Pictured: King Jakser walking into Mushroom Kingdom, with the black hawks watching from the sky as he set out to steal Princess Peaches.

Even Later That Day...

"I can't believe that worked," Hammer Bro Drex said, looking at the cage King Jakser had thrown Princess Peaches into upon return to Jakser's Castle.

"Of course it worked. Bwahaha! Now to wait for the Mario Bros!" Jakser exlaimed.

Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom...

The Kingdom was in a frenzy. Despite being the 253rd time Peaches had been snatched from the Castle, it was always a bit concerning for residents of Mushroom Kingdom, and for some reason the usual gang who would save Peaches, the Mario Bros, was nowhere to be found.

Suddenly, a group of hawks soared down into the Mushroom Kingdom.

"We can help with your problem!" the pink hawk said. "Just, uh, there may be a bit of damage we do to some of the places we'll have to fly through."

After getting some advice from Soulsworth, Princess Peaches's steward, the hawks went out to save the Princess from King Jakser.

The Hawks battled their way through koopas, goombas, through deserts and jungles, when they finally got to the castle.

Worlds Travelled:
The Region Of Nations
Better Life
Gibberish Provinces Group
Scotts Corners
0 00
Commonwealth Of Geopolitics
Combine World
Flightless Re Entry Cao Cao
International Trade Forum
Shekhinah
Romania Dodoloata
Chameleon
Terrra Regionem Orbis
Communism4life
Dorito Juice
Region Example
The United
Morro

Player 1Miss Bad Life Choices, trigger
Player 2 Red Back
Player 3 Pterodaxtyl
Player 4 Industrialen

The Hawks flew their way up to the top of the castle, when the newest hawk, Adrianna, realized something

"Whoops," the pink hawk apologized. "So uh, try again in a few days?"

The hawks groaned, annoyed with the set back.

Four Days Later

"Okay, let's try this again!" the pink hawk said.

"Just make sure we fly to the right castle this time, Rachael," the bear hawk muttered under his breath.

"Here we go!"

So the Hawks set off, this time to the right castle! Because they got off track the first time, the flight was even longer and even more worlds had to be traveled to reach Jakser's castle.

Worlds Travelled:
Empire Of Blazeland
Exoplanet Kepler 1647b
United Socialist States Of Commune
Cafelandia
Bolivian Federation
Razzarus
Greater Kahl
Moradaland
The Hood
The Turtle Archipelago
Strength In Unity
The United Meritocrats
Dawn Of Civilization Roleplay
The Dipomy Federation
Komune420
The Microwave
Dream Team
Workforce Tools
Gooch Hill
Rg Discord
The International Socialist Alliance
The Mappers Union
Gardner Dam
Hopelove Pride
The Kingdom Of Frannes
The Elder Scrolls Region
Code Word 420
Nature Republic
Change
Archipelago Of Weirdos
Union Of Indigenous Peoples
Terrater
Stanford
Fishtank
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player 1miss bad life choices, trigger
Player 2red back
Player 3 ursidae
Player 4 adriannas

Fortunately for the Hawks, King Jakser was too busy watching for the Mario Bros and didn't think to secure the sky around his castle. The Hawks flew in, saved Princess Peaches, and returned her safely to Mushroom Kingdom.

Pictured: Princess Peaches in all their glory

~Huzzcaw

[Mediolaunum]

[Great Algerstonia]

This report deserves a sequel!

[Starkiller101]

There's a disclaimer a few posts above that they're different people, lol

And you're just going to believe that? Clearly they're cloning themselves. Soon the whole game will be nothing but Starkillers.

...Dont reveal my future plans

[Bjourn]

Our resident bear, Ursidae, was shaking off the effects of his winter hibearnation, and found himself sleeping when it came time for update. Leaving him to his slumbear, his fellow hawks flew out in search for some bearries, so that he might recover some of the blubbear lost over the winter. After getting their bearings, the squad of birds flew without paws, launching a bearial assault on this region and making off with its foodstuffs, before returning to their cave bearing as much as they could carry.

Birds that flew in:
LTN Bjourn trigger
SGT Devi trigger
CPL Frankreed
PFC Adriannas
PFC Suryak

Regions Hit
united_wilages
cudreobar
atompunk_plaza
region_of_misfit_leftists
asta_fan_club
rlx_world_conquest
choucroute
elder_scrolls_library
the_allied_brethren
karakoram
jacob_sagitagis_worsphipers
the_western_union_of_europe
dab_collective_v3
magna_orbis_terrarum
anoria
proxima_iv
the_nomadic_peoples_of_imperial_mongolia
the_pink_floyd_empire
union_of_royalists
northern_pelera
terralink_constellation
insane_asylum