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Postby Brenecia » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:27 am

Mriin 0 - 2 Brenecia
(4-3-3) 1 - Farrell; 2 - Broxham (22 - Beath 86'), 5 - Horgan, 6 - Mathers, 3 - Quill (c); 8 - Matheson, 23 - Fallon, 13 - Wheeler; 7 - Cheney (15 - Coghlan 75'), 9 - Ciogach (17 - Lindauer 64'), 16 - Fletcher
Goals: Matheson 47', Lindauer 71'

The funny thing was, at the interval, this was looking like 'one of those days' for both sides.
Any Brenecian in the world, with one exception, could point to the fact that their first shot of the game caromed off the upright just five minutes in, Corby Wheeler only able to laugh in disbelief. They could point to the two, three times that the Patriots had utterly gashed the Mriin defence with pace that had been foiled by heavy touches from someone, somewhere. They could talk about how Mara Solaani had saved spectacularly off a Wheeler free kick, and flung out a boot to deny Lauren Cheney from close range.
The one exception, Tailtiu Brennan, could point to the fact that Otalia Kasmeer really should have been given a penalty for Keane Mathers shoving her in the spine, or to Tia Mor's cross to the exact place that Solara Vol's far-post run would have reached three years ago. She would have pointed to the fact that Yonen had thrashed a shot into the side netting when it had seemed easier to score.
Funny thing was it suited them both as things stood, with Darmen jumping up and down on a limp South Covello. Barring a Covellan comeback, both sides would get through.

The rest of the game was no less bizarre. Both sides set out pretty much the same way, but the game turned on its head almost immediately. Kasmeer was flattened by Fallon, the ball came to Wheeler who pivoted quickly, passed it to Quill who centred it beautifully to split open two Mriin defenders and find Elysse Matheson gliding onto the end of it and arrowing between Solaani's feet. 1-0, and some fans hadn't even managed to retake their seats.
And yet so long as Darmen held their lead over South Covello, Mriin were still set to progress on just three points. Two nations had already been eliminated on six.
The match took on the obvious pattern from there. Brenecia sat back smugly on the counter, Mriin slung in cross after cross for the hulking Vol and Taani. Garrett Horgan, impressively, was a match in the air; Keane Mathers, not quite. So the wingers were pegged back to help deal with the aerial assault, while a couple dangerous headers from Taani were flicked away deftly by Cass Farrell.
Creidne Lindauer came on at some stage to replace the exhausted Kara Ciogach. Lindauer was worse in all aspects apart from pace, but pace and freshness were what were needed right now. Brennan frowned, and stayed the course, right up until Corby Wheeler continued her quietly effective game by splitting the defence at the key moment. Lindauer brushed off Kress' shoulder, took the ball in stride with a perfect first touch to open her body for the strike, and buried the ball past Solaani.
Tailtiu Brennan, unusually, had to turn to her phone to figure out what to do. And what that turned out to be was... sitting back more cautiously and defending a 2-0 deficit, for that deficit still saw them through provided Darmen didn't score again, or provided South Covello didn't score twice. And at no stage had South Covello ever been easy to score against or prolific in front of goal themselves.
So the game ... kind of petred out. It wasn't a fix, but neither side had any incentive to go forward and both had more than enough to sit back. Both back fours stroked around the ball a bit. Ronan Fallon got some practice.
And then, at the end, disaster struck for Mriin. Perhaps out of embarrassment, both sides at least felt somewhat honourbound to continue to play football, but this meant that a tired, underhit pass back from Yonen vaguely in the direction of Bruun could still be rocketed onto by Lindauer, who wasted no time cutting inside, out and falling over the moment she felt some contact with Kress. Was it a penalty? Probably. But perhaps less so than Kasmeer's, not given.
No matter. Garrett Horgan was here, with the ball in hand. A burly centre-half, a late bloomer, entrusted with these moments because he had nerves of steel. On the other end, Mara Solaani. Union vs. Kingsgrove, playing out on the world stage.
The whistle blew. Horgan took three steps back, one deep breath, raced forward and smashed the ball into the stratosphere.

Banija were next up. A rematch from qualifying, and qualifying had seen Banija reaffirm their slight edge. And yet, they were ... some combination of tie-breakers away from having taken an early fall despite two victories. Not enough of a wobble to question their form. Anyone could lose to Farfadillis. Most countries did. But still there was some hope.
Brenecia knew better than most nations that if you just had an excellent manager with a polished squad of trusted, disciplined battlers, you could beat anyone on your day so long as you could throw them off theirs. And this time, they had an edge; they were all very, very fast.
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Postby Starblaydia » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:50 pm

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World Cup 83 Final rematch... in the Second Round

Ázëwyn Fëanáro spoke to a Commonwealth news outlet The Daily Mail recently and managed to predict her team's last-sixteen match-up at the very first attempt:

Frank Armitage, The Daily Mail wrote:We always make sure we don’t fantasy book our way out of a group in the Finals, but it’s impossible to look past Equestria in either the Second Round – if one of us messes up our plans and finishes second

The two-time World Cup Winner and World Cup Hall of Famer just so happened to get the combination of Group Winner (H) and Runner up (G) exactly right, meaning Starblaydia potentially have one of the toughest routes to the World Cup Final in history.

First they topped a group featuring the four-time title winners Alasdair I Frosticus a top-16 side, and now they face the defending Champions, ranked second in the multiverse. Beyond that, the number-one side in the World, five-time champions and winners of two of the past three Cups in the form of the old rivals Vilita lurk onminously, needing themselves to negotiate a host ranked in the top 10. Once all that has been measured and weighed and three of these teams found wanting, it's a pick'em between the seven world titles spread around Nephara, Audioslavia and the Frosticans, or an unlikely outside bet in the moderately-overachieving Taeshan.

And that's only to decide the winners of the Semi-Final, for crying out loud. The Commonwealth's side of the draw has looked markedly stronger, in terms of both rank and history, than the Cassadagan side.

Only two of the Pot A and B teams have not made it through to the knockouts in Baker Park, as Sargossa and Apox were outdone by Audioslavia and Taeshan respectively. Although two teams from those pots also didn't make it out of the Group Stage, the mighty Valanora and top five South Covello were the ones that fell, showing how much more even this side of the draw was. HUElavia managed to not get out of Group C despite two wins, and Mriin, Darmen and the aforementioned South Covello each only picked up a three points in Group D, resulting in a number of complex dances across the tiebreakers that all looked rather confusing. To even things out, though, let's concentrate on the matter at hand: Starblaydia vs Equestria.

The two teams first met in Group H of World Cup 65, Starblaydia running out 5-4 winners in Saugeais thanks to a brace from Montepool Waves' Jory Masters, among others you have probably never heard of. Perhaps the only name that would bring any recognition from that squad is a 23 year old Lucas Cable, a goalkeeper who'd win 108 caps and later be named 'Best in the World' , as the third-choice back-up. Equestrian States, as they were known then, were eliminated by this result, but Starblaydia would be knocked out immediately in the next round by the hosts, 4-1.

Starblaydia found themselves playing a lot in the pony nation from that point on, visiting for the 29th Di Bradini Cup and the 67th, 70th and 72nd World Cup campaigns. It was in the 55th AOCAF Cup, some 58 years later, when they met for a second time, with the Equestrian States side getting some measure of revenge with a 1-0 victory on home soil. Starblaydia went through to the Second Round thanks to big wins over Anthor and Somecoldwetislands, but were eliminated 2-0 by Chromatika.

After playing in yet more Equestrian States-hosted tournaments in the 56th AOCAF and a glorious Under-21 World Cup 7, Starblaydia visited for the eighth time four years ago to play only their third ever match against the Ponies in a seventy-two year period. The two teams, as even the most short-sighted of historians will know, made it all the way to the Final where Equestria wrote their name into the history books at the Royal Equestria Stadium, defeating our favourite five-time World Champions 4-3. Despite goals from Calindra Apelles, the now-retired Aaron Cole and our golden boy Sutter McCloud, a Starblaydi side both mentally and physically exhausted (they'd gone through Extra Time twice and played the co-hosts a total of three times by the end) just couldn't find the reserves to make themselves truly legendary.

Head-to-Head           P   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD
Equestria 3 2 0 1 9 8 +1
Starblaydia 3 1 0 2 8 9 -1

So what does this, along with other stats, tell us about what we can expect from this Second Round match?

1. A high scoring game is on the cards
With an average of 3 and 2.67 goals scored respectively in their matches so far, Equestria and Starblaydia manage to find the route to each other's net more regularly than most teams so evenly over the years. Whether a World Cup Final or a lowly Group Stage, the goals can be expected to go flying in during a fast-paced, high intensity confrontation between the two sides.

2. There will likely be only one goal in it.
They've been close in the rankings for several cycles, continually chasing and one-upping each other as they've both clambered solidly into the top ten and the upper echelons of the football playing world. On the pitch against each other, however, one has never beaten the other by more than a single goal. A Starblaydia side well on form are facing a higher-ranked Equestria side who just haven't quite demonstrated that killer edge yet, waiting for it all to click into place.

3. A neutral venue points to a Starblaydi advantage
Equestria have only beaten Starblaydia when on home soil. At a neutral venue, they've only tasted defeat. With this match taking place in the Commonwealth of Baker Park, the 12th man that every international side receives when playing at home will be neutralised, allowing the vocal and colourful support of Starblaydia's passionate and knowledgeable fans to shine through.

4. Defending a title is much more difficult
In the entire history of the Nationstates World Cup, only eleven teams have managed to defend their trophy, out of 42 sides who have risen to becoming Champions. Starblaydia managed to win the World Cup five times, but never could successfully defend it, and Equestria are the 43rd team to attempt such a feat. The odds are not on their side to go all the way, so could they be stopped here at the first knockout hurdle?

5. Revenge is a powerful motivation
Winning is the ultimate motivation for every side in the multiverse, and while dearly holding on to what you've won is an excellent incentive to drive performance, there's nothing quite like settling a recent, momentous score to really put the fire in one's belly. As much as Equestria will be confident that they already beat a very similarly lined up Starblaydi side four years ago, all of Ázëwyn Fëanáro's team will be gunning for their Pony opponents with added zeal.

While these five factors may or may not prove crucial in this match up, what we're guaranteeing is that every single one of the massed ranks of Starblaydi football fans are going to be cheering, chanting and willing their team on to get through not only this match, but the following three, to help their team take the steps to sporting immortality. There's a hell of a set of roadblocks in the way, but if anyone can do it, it's Ázëwyn Fëanáro's team.
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Postby Farfadillis » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:38 pm

"DON'T GET COMPLACENT GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!" Tuzzio shouted, not very peacefully announcing to his players that he wasn't content with their attitude towards the game. He was justified: they'd just conceded in the thirteenth second.

HUElavia was a formidable opponent. Maybe not exactly famous in Farfadillis, but Tuzzio had scouted many of their games, and he knew underestimating them meant trouble.

In the 35th minute, ignoring his manager's instructions, rue Cazade attempted a very risky through pass during a counterattack, while the Farf team was repositioning and therefore most vulnerable. It went about as badly as you'd imagine. The HUElavians pulled off a swift and lethal counterattack to which they couldn't respond, at least not with their terrible positioning. Most players were a bit dumbfounded. They certainly hadn't expected such smoothness from their opponents. Bit stupid on their part, since the HUElavians had already pounced on their mistakes in the first play of the game. Tuzzio's obliteration of his cane was broadcasted for all the Multiverse to see.

One half time and eleven hairdrier treatments later, Tuzzio hoped the attitude of the players would change. Even the most professional of the bunch, Ezequiel Marchiondo, seemed way too conceited. It was as if they weren't three HUElavian goals and a Banijan win away from heading home. Yes, three goals was a lot, but they were Farfadillis.

Tuzzio literally limped his way to the dressing room after he watched the team concede from a quickly taken corner kick. As in, he literally up and left. Dandalleion was (rather unceremoniously) left to manage for the rest of the game. He was a lot calmer than Tuzzio, though he was visibly upset at the performance.

An iffy penalty kick allowed Farfadillis to tie the game. With qualification essentially in the bag, the players eased up once again. Dandalleion, who had always been a consummate professional, started looking more frustrated by the minute.

In injury time, he could clearly be heard uncharacteristically criticizing the behavior of the players...' mothers.

As Bajnok slipped and Farfadillis conceded, Dandalleion slowly walked off the pitch.
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Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:06 pm

The Knights of the Oblong Table In....

THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL GRAIL-SHAPED WORLD CUP


"Lord Tzimisces, a moment of your time, if you please..."

"Of course, Sir Barsanuphius; I promise that Simeone and I give your proposals all ... due ... consideration. What's on your mind."

"It is our opponents in the first of the knock off your horse jousting rounds."

"Knock-out rounds, Sir Barsanuphius; they don't actually involve jousting - just football, the same as before, with the losers going home."

"'Tis a pity, but is no matter. Regardless of the nature of the contest, I understand that our next opponents are knights."

"Oh?"

"Yes; Purple Knights! No doubt they have achieved many deeds of legend in their home nation; yet I am sorely troubled."

"Again; and this time....?"

"Because they seem to be managed by a snivelling knave; it even says so right here on the team sheet. Pray tell, Lord Tzimisces, how may these Purple Knights be men of valour when their coach is a snivelling knave?"

"Right; in fact, Sir Barsanuphius, he's not a snivelling knave. He is in fact Miles Snaveley. And he's quite a capable manager - results are proof enough - with a fairly solid playing career in his own right."

"He has jousted himself?"

"In a manner of speaking."

"Then I apologise for what is clearly a misunderstanding on my part. I feel most foolish."

"It'll pass."

"And you're absolutely sure that we are not allowed to joust the opposition?"

"Quite sure. You have to play them at football; a sport which you're not actually that bad at, if you don't mind my saying."

"You are most kind, Lord Tzimisces. What about sword pulling?"

"Pardon me?"

"Sword pulling."

"Look, if this some obscene genital metaphor..."

"Now it is you who misunderstand, Lord Tzimisces. No, it is just that Sir Alexander the Criminally Underused and Sir Only Appearing On the Bench have stumbled upon yonder rock at the exit of the tunnel from the Sportsmen's Park dressing rooms; I believe it to be enchanted!"

"Enchanted?"

"Yes!"

"A rock?"

"Quite, Lord Tzimisces."

"And what does this rock do?"

"It does nothing, Lord Tzimisces; that's rather the point."

"Oh?"

"Instead it contains a sword, and the following inscription:

Whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil is the true born Captain of the Round of 16 Winners


"Are you quite sure that one of the squad members didn't put that rock there themselves?"

"Quite sure; this has nothing to do with members' sword pulling"

"What did I say about obscene genital metaphors?"

"Lord Tzimisces, I implore you... an innocent turn of phrase, and no more, I assure you."

"Well, what do you plan on doing about this ... rock?"

"I must challenge the opposing captain to join me in attempting to pull the sword from the stone; only then will we know who is more worthy; the captain of the Knights of the Oblong Table, or the captain of the Purple Knights. Who is the captain of these Purple Knights, anyway?"

"Randall Abl Bakr"

"From his name, it sounds as if Sir Randall is a Saracen. Still, no matter; I suspect that Sir Esclabor is himself of a Mohammedan persuasion, and many Saracens have proven themselves to be worthy foes in battle. I shall contact him forthwith, and challenge him to meet me at the stone before the referee blows the opening whistle. I shall trouble you no more, Lord Tzimisces. Good Day."

----------------------

"Simeone....?"

"Yes, Juan?"

"Just a small thing; can you remind me to write to the Holy Empire Football Association before the next World Cup and ask for a normal team next time?"

"I could; but it wouldn't be quite the same, would it?"

"No; I suppose it wouldn't."
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Postby Zwangzug » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:54 pm

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If anyone deserves pity in the ever-changing world of football this week, it is surely those on the WCC and Cassadaigua/Baker Park host committee who had to wrangle with tiebreakers, and after them, the teams that lost out as a result. HUElavia, you probably know, had some magnificent displays from Navarro, Hamada, and company, yet their overall performance could not match that of the mighty Farfadillis and Banija. As you probably also know if you are reading this, Zwangzug were not one of those sides who really needed to worry about tiebreakers.

That being said.

Zwangzug's clubs, for obvious reasons, have never entered the Atlantian Oceania Champions League, the (Rushmori) Copa de Campeones, nor the Campionato Esportivano di Campeones. Nor has the national team participated in any of the corresponding regional tournaments. Although they would be eligible to enter the Independent Associations' Cup, they have yet to do so. Our domestic Cereal Cup, which lasts only four rounds and permits draws, is not eligible to send teams to the Cygnus Cup, and probably not its successors/temporary replacements either. There is no second division, so no SBCC/Liga B Champions' participation either. The only clubs sent to the Youth/Rising Stars Cup are those mandated to do so by their parent organization making the Champions' Cup/League group stage. The 1./ postdates the heyday of the Aeropag Football Invitational. The Vilitan Cove Invitational specifically excludes clubs who have earned more prestigious UICA/IFCF spots. In short, the schedule congestion experienced by many of the world's elite players and teams is much less strenuous here than elsewhere. When Keppal Cosmos, Bassabook Old Boys, and Namiri Forest participated in the FFI competitions alongside the IFCF ones, it was the first time Zwangzug had sent clubs to multiple parallel competitions, because it was the first time it had the ability to do so.

What does that have to do with Randall Saitta's clumsy misconduct against Ilman Jawara? Nothing and everything.

Football is a team game, and Zwangzug had opportunities against Kadongo Kamu. Not many, mind you. But as they did against HUElavia, Lucas Kukiseso and Marlon Sayle-Bren linked up for some adequate passes. As for Saitta, he may have a belligerent personality, but he clearly didn't want to squander the draw. The VAR call was correct, of course, but the play was devoid of malice. The Bassabook left-back was not the only one who struggled; Kurt Uehara could not handle Nwabudike Ugonna's pace in the first half, and only an inspired Tova Mioviku header clearance prevented Ugonna from making the game less tense for Banija.

That being said.

And of course, we are no strangers to dramatic disappointment on the level of club or country. Just in recent-ish times, there was the "Rogue 72" shutout against Cassadaigua, the Sharag high-schoolers who were roped into "representing" Namiri Independent in the 21st Youth Cup, the...how many of these did you find? Did...Okay apparently my intern's train was significantly delayed last night, that explains a lot. Don't get hit by trains, people. Anyway, our fans have been burned before.

That being said.

Time dilation is a funny business, and I don't claim to be an expert, but consider recent results from Joel McJakill's distant, quiet, point of view. Matchday one, ninety-three minutes shutting out an energetic Amarillos side with some timely help from the crossbar, before deflecting Hamada's shot right to the feat of the prodigious Navarro. Matchday two, being thwapped around by Farfadillis, but at least they built a solid lead quickly. Matchday three, eighty-nine minutes shutting out Banija, albeit not a full-strength side, before Namakula Kawesa stepped up to the penalty spot to strike a blow for Kadongo Kamu gender equality and also through our hearts.

Meanwhile/previously/subsequently, Keppal had the international and inter-independent cups to deal with. In the Champions' League group stage, they shelled double-digit goals to fall to the Challengers' Cup bracket. They would have the pleasure of ousting François Tantoh's Herzegovina City FC, before making it to the semifinals. 210 minutes were not enough to resolve the two 1-1 draws with Port Sebastian, who would take it in a shootout, 4-2. In the Liga dos Vencedores, their defense was slightly better, but they were shut out in half their games to fall into the Copa das Confederações bracket. They then made it to the semifinals, but 210 minutes were not enough to resolve the two 1-1 draws with Advernians, who would take it in a shootout, 4-2...One could be forgiven for despair.

The journey back from Cassadaigua is a mundane one, of course (source: I asked some WBC fans who were complaining about the snacks). McJakill will endure in one piece, as will the rest of the team. But it is not oversensationalism to speculate that this might qualify as the second-worst week/month/whatever in the annals of Zwangzugian goalkeeping.

Cosmos are in fine form, particularly with Tavish Willow's unexpected return. They have an aging but still vocal Martin Scallop on defense, and a talented Satenik Banach in the midfield. But they also have McJakill, and shouldn't be surprised if his psyche needs some time to recover from these scars, whether or not he returns to the national team. As the Sesquipedals say, Anybody with a common kit could never stand alone. But it's worth remembering that there's nothing common about the form he's displayed for Keppal in the last two seasons--or about the devastation of these last couple weeks.

*

"Stefred?" Maclaurin asked.

Sydney glared.

"I, uh. Never got to actually congratulate you."

"Congratulate me?" she echoed. "If you call anything from this cup a moral victory, you can go and stick your clipboard--"

"For what you did in Arlington."

She hesitated, figuring it was a little late for that.

"You don't need me to tell you that they'd been dreadful for quite a while," he said. "I mean, long ago they were good, but long ago most of our clubs didn't exist."

"Doesn't stop you from going on about it," she pointed out.

"Admittedly so. But you helped win a title when the club hadn't amounted to much for twenty-five seasons. Went deep in the Dwile Invitational. If you don't mind me basking in reflected glory after, uh, leaving years ago--that's something I can be proud of. Whether or not anyone writes it down, goes on about it? You earned that."

"Yeah, yeah," said Sydney. "Go bleep yourself." But she was smiling. They didn't have to be friends, they didn't have to be coach and player again either. But across the seasons, maybe they could be teammates.

*

To the Squornshelan Remnant States Federation:

I wish to be considered for the position of manager!

-I can recognize a football. Also I can tell it apart from the gridiron football kind.
-I'm pretty sure I know "Squornshelan Remnant States," the first few letters of your name are like those of the Empire (I guess you don't like me to talk about them) and I read a couple poems about them one time. Also I know how to copy and paste.
-I don't really know how to gauge people's ages because age schemes are confusing, but! If you bring me a bunch of people under the age of 30, I will test their self-preservation instincts and gluttony for punishment, and anyone who fails, gets to be the goalie!
-Misuse or not use substitutions: sure.
-Find out where Jzeovak Vladcik is: absolutely, my control-F skills are almost as good as my copy/paste ones.
-Prepare the fans for ranking changes: no problem, I keep my eye on the counterfeit KPB rankings various illicit nations try to smuggle on the black market.
-Recommend their own replacement: yes, I can dig up some info on actual football managers.

Thank you for your consideration!
Best,
Naomi Clarkson
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Postby Cassadaigua » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:34 pm

Knockouts and Other Things,
by Chelsea Dufresne, Concord Heights


In World Cup 83, each of the two host nations made it to the semifinals. For eventual World Cup champion Equestria, a 3-2 win over our Fillies in that semifinal got them their ticket to play Starblaydia for the championship. Cassadaigua then met up with Banija, like you know, and lost in the third place game. One cycle later, after two matchdays, each of the hosts were in trouble. Cassadaigua was mired in a group where everyone was 1-0-1 after two days. Baker Park was in third, and needed a win over Free Republics in order to advance. Our co-host played their game first, and survived. Moments later, we would survive as well.

At Peak’n’Break Stadium, the fans were not going to allow us to lose against Ko-oren. Fans from all over packed the parking lot many hours before the gates to the stadium even opened. The folks from Peak’n’Break were well on top of this and prepared for those getting here extremely early and had plenty of muffins and other pastries available for people to purchase. These fans got a special treat when Taylor Connolly, the President of CASE and former World Cup great made her way through various sections of the lot to meet fans and hang out with them before the game. Others former World Cup players now serving as assistant coaches, in Rachel Brenner and Caitlyn Mayer, also did this to get people pumped up. Mayer, who still plays domestically told me that, “it was great to meet up with so many people like that, they are the ones going out there and supporting us and it really helps out into perspective how much what we do, which is playing a simple game, means for these people.”

For the current players, things were a little different. Manager Stephanie Sweeney had them all stay at a local Grande Mountain hotel, even the ones that lived in the area. “There is no room for any kind of distraction,” Stephanie told reporters before the match about the plans, “many had to stay in the hotel anyway, but as a group, we were going to be in this together, just like it was a road game. We talk about wanting to make knockouts, well this game is a knockout. Win, you advance, lose, you’re going home.” The squad from Ko-oren also realized the importance of the match, but for them, this really was a road game. Sometimes, in a 1-0 game, you play scoreless for much of the game and someone gets that late goal. We have already had a few clutch 90th or beyond goals here in this World Cup that settled games. In this game, there would be no such drama. In the 8th minute, Rachel Schanke took a beautiful pass from Sierra Mattison, and put a great shot on the net that Dragonflies goalkeeper Barre Goossen stopped, but could not control. Meghan Wolcott was in the right place at the right time to get on the rebound and lift it just underneath the crossbar to put the Fillies up 1-0.

Perfect! Now, the extremely defensive minded Dragonflies were going to be out of their comfort zone right away. At first, they were not going to press hard for the equalizer, but Sweeney was smart to realize that Ko-oren was out of their element almost right from the start. This time, it would be Cassadaigua prioritizing defense, with Zack Pierce being the midfielder that would now play at the back end for a while. Mayer and Mattison controlled the midfield, smothering Ko-oren, and keeping them from getting quality chances. Indeed, the Fillies were looking like that team that had that extended run in the last World Cup all the way to the semifinals. At halfway, Cassadaigua held the 1-0 advantage, allowing Ko-oren only two shots on target for the entire first half.

Sweeney was also smart to realize that Ko-oren would look to make adjustments at halftime and try to get more attack-minded, so she had her team do the same, and moved Pierce back up into a more offensive position. While Ko-oren had more possession, Cassadaigua was still smart with the ball, and had as many chances to get a second goal as the Dragonflies had to get the equalizers. Minutes ticked off the clock, and as they did, the fans got louder and louder in their support. 60 minutes became 65, then 70 and 75. Still, 1-0, and still things looking pretty good for Cassadaigua. Two late substitutions for the pink and black further cemented the defensive mindset for the final moments, and the dominant play of the back end kept Ko-oren from being the latest team to get one of those last minute heroic goals. The score ended up the same way as it became after eight minutes. One-nil to the Fillies, and the team will be moving on!

Up next for the squad will be a return trip to the Dagan Airways Stadium in Concord Heights for the round of 16 match against Eura. The two-time World Cup Champions were 2-1-0 within Group B, topping the group by winning the tie-breaker over Kita-Hinode. Both of those nations saw that Valanora would be eliminated, an interesting result for the nation that Cassadaigua has actually never lost too. (an old history file taught me that, and I was pretty surprised to learn that). Cassadaigua and Eura have a symmetrical 1-1-1 record against each other. The winner of Brenecia-Banija (being played in Starksville) awaits for the winner. The other games are Turori vs Kita-Hinode in Brattleboro, and Farfadillis vs Mriin in Grande Mountain.
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WC84 - Group Stage Sweep

Postby Vilita » Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:54 pm

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Jungle Cats sweep Group F to extend Wins streak


Newport City Stadium, Newport City, Baker Park :: While it may have been the expected result on paper as the Jungle Cats secured a 3-1 triumph over Audioslavia to kick of the World Cup 84 Finals, it was a huge boost for a team and a nation that so often in the past has become accustomed to dropping points early and having to fight back to either narrowly advance or narrowly miss out on the next phase of competition. To make the victory even sweeter, it was a victory over Audioslavia, long time rivals for the Jungle Cats dating back to their meeting in the World Cup 20 Final. Unlike neighbors Turori, who have never beaten Audioslavia in a meaningful match, the history between Vilita and Audioslavia could be argued to tend towards the favor of the Vilitans - particularly if you weight the significance of the World Cup 20 victory in Druida and Starblaydia. Vilita and Turori also got the best of Audioslavia to win AOCAF 41 - ending a long regional drought for the Vilitan Cove nations that extended back to the 19th AOCAF Cup.

Audioslavia wasn't the only fellow Atlantian Oceania nation in Group G, however, as the group also included debutant finalists Siovanija & Teusland. Unlike Audioslavia, there was no World Cup history between the Vilitan National Team and Siovanija & Teusland. There was, however, a history on the regional side and it wasn't a good one. Top ranked Vilita and Turori were favored to compete for the AOCAF 57 title and topped their Group only to be upended in the Round of 16 in one of the great upsets of recent AOCAF history. It was an exciting matchup that then 22nd ranked Siovanija and Teusland outpaced and outlasted the top ranked Eel-Cat Things in a 5-4 result that would end Vilita and Turori's reign as AOCAF Champions and begin a difficult period which would see early eliminations for Vilita and Turori in the two subsequent regional competitions.
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The memory was still fresh in the minds of a number of players on Vilitas World Cup 84 roster including Nii'arala Milaaso and Enzoril Alabonni who would start the match as the Jungle Cats attacking duo. Alabonni, who led the Jungle Cats in scoring during the World Cup Qualifiers was held off the scoresheet in the opener against Audioslavia but got a mark on the board in the 19th minute against Siovanija and Teusland after being fed through by Miilaaso. Just a handful of minutes later and Vilita had doubled their lead through Jurzen Devmiko who converted an ambitious long range effort that Ewald Heuser would likely want to have back in the net for the Goldhorns.

Having grabbed an early lead, Vilita were able to button down on defense during what was ultimate an especially dull second half of play with very little in the way of quality scoring chances for either team. While the players didn't know it at the time, when the full time whistle blew the Jungle Cats had assured themselves a place in the Round of 16 thanks to Audioslavia's victory over Sargossa. It left Vilita 3 points clear of both Audioslavia and Siovanija & Teusland in the Group F table with both sides set to play each other on the final day of Group Play, meaning only one could catch them.

Vilita [2] - [0] Siovanija and Teusland

:: Vilita Goalscorers ::
:: 19' Enzoril Alabonni
:: 25' Jurzen Devmiko
:: Vilita Statistics ::
:: Possession: 59%
:: Shots on Target: 5
:: Corner Kicks: 5
:: Siovanija and Teusland Statistics ::
:: Possession: 41%
:: Shots on Target: 4
:: Corner Kicks: 6



Vilita Jungle Cats Lineup v. Siovanija and Teusland ::
[GK] Mako Canopii, [D.] Linkat Cjinder, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [D.] Inteali Koranjo, [ML] Polaox Torerun, [MC] Cywrenta Vlintejni, [MC] Cavuna Aquafek, [MC] Jyuola Mtalata, [MR] Jurzen Devmiko, [FC] Nii'arala Milaaso, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni
BENCH::
[FC] Sipke Tarala, [FC] Fishtii Blikala, [M] Limu Katarakhna, [M] Va'a-Rio Kiwavn, [U ] Kudii Davasarii, [D] Lohani Riiyaaw, [GK] Maratopa Inita-Arua



Sportsmen's Park, Belle Haven, Baker Park :: It has been extremely rare in the history of the Vilitan National Team for the Jungle Cats to put together an extended run of victories without blemish. While the thirteen consecutive victories Vilita had amassed heading into their Matchday 3 group stage fixture against Sargossa were not a record - in fact Vilita opened up their World Cup 81 Qualification campaign with thirteen consecutive victories, it was a streak that was on the verge of becoming something that had only been accomplished a handful of times. The number 14 has always been elusive for the Jungle Cats who always aspired but never achieved the goal of a perfect 14-0-0 record in World Cup qualifications which, for a time, were often fourteen match-days long.

With the Jungle Cats most recent defeat coming fourteen match-days prior against Zwangzug during Qualifying, they now had a chance to hit that rarely achieved 14 victory mark even if not all in the same segment of competition. Of course, if the Jungle Cats were to achieve such a streak it would also mean a different streak would be compete - that of a perfect 3-0-0 record in the World Cup Group Stage. Vilita have only accomplished this once in the modern era, during World Cup 80 in Starblaydia and the Equestrian States and have more often that not scraped by on their way to the knockout rounds with two victories being considered a good showing, no less 3.

Even during World Cup 80, the three victories Vilita posted were narrow at that. A narrow 2-1 result over New Gazi. A 3-2 victory over a debutant Banija team that would go on to host two of the next three World Cup Finals and evolve into a Top 5 team in the multiverse. Then Finally, a 4-3 victory over the Equestrian States who now go by Equestria and are the reigning World Cup Champions. On paper, if there were any group stage that Vilita were going to sweep all three games it was the World Cup 80 Group Stage. It was, on paper, quite possibly the worst group in the history of the World Cup Finals. The average KPB ranking of the four teams contesting Group E was 37.75. By comparison, the lowest ranked team in Group C which included then World #1 Schottia was 37th ranked Buyan. Yet in Vilita's group, Group E, the average of all four contestants was worse than the ranking of the lowest ranked team in Group C. The same could be said for Group H where 36th ranked Darmen was the lowest ranked team in a group that like Group C, had an average ranking of 16.5.

So, the fact that Vilita narrowly won any of its games in what on paper appeared to be one of the easiest group draws in World Cup history would only make what the Jungle Cats were trying to accomplish in World Cup 84 all the more impressive. With an average ranking of 20, there was nothing easy about Group F at the World Cup 84 Finals. Of course, now the #1 ranked team in the multiverse, the Vilitan National Team was favored to move on. Over the first two matchdays, however, they had not only won their matches but did so in comfortable fashion with a 3-1 victory over Audioslavia and a 2-0 triumph over Siovanija & Teusland, both Atlantian Oceania based nations that the Jungle Cats were especially familiar with. Matchday 3, however, would be a different story. Vilita would be up against Sargossa, the Rushmori nation emblazoned with the trident that were ranked 13th and looking to avoid going home empty handed after dropping their first two games to Audioslavia and Siovanija & Teusland.

While the Jungle Cats were already qualified they still had their streak to work on as well as a strong recent history against the Sargossans, a 4-0 victory during World Cup 79 that was the Jungle Cats only points earned in that Cup, and a 4-3 result during the World Cup 81 Round of 16 that was the first of three consecutive matches that the Jungle Cats scored at least four goals en route to the World Cup 81 Final.

It was the Corsairs however who struck first, getting on the board with a 13th minute tally from César Goyoso. While Sargossa was sure to finish in the Bottom two of the group regardless of their result on the day, pride was on the line not only for Sargossa but for the region of Rushmore which was looking in a joint-home World Cup Finals to demonstrate they were still clearly better than the nations from the region of Esportiva which traces some of its origins to Rushmore.
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The goal left a little to be desired from Vernasa Sanamun, the Kiiarana City goalkeeper making their first appearance at the World Cup 84 Finals after Mako Canopii started the first two games for the Jungle Cats. There were a number of changes in the side for the match considering the fact that Vilita were already assured not only to advance but to advance as group winners as even in defeat, they would hold the tie breaker over either Audioslavia or Siovanija & Teusland.

It was the first time in a long stretch that Vilita entered the half time break trailing but they responded well and the scores were level just minutes into the second half. The Goal came from Marine Coast United striker Enzoril Alabonni who had been making the most of their new-found role in the Jungle Cats Attack, leading the team in the qualifiers and scoring their second goal in three matches thus far in Cassadaigua and Baker Park. Less than 10 minutes later however it was Sipke Tarala who decided to get in on the action. The star of World Cup 82 who scored a goal per game to earn the golden boot for the Jungle Cats and a record transfer to Sabrefell Athletic of the esteemed Nepharim League. Tarala gave the Jungle Cats a 2-1 lead in the 54th minute and the Jungle Cats would never look back holding down the fort to protect the narrow lead and complete just their second World Cup Group Stage sweep in the modern era.

Vilita [2] - [1] Sargossa

:: Vilita Goalscorers ::
:: 48' Enzoril Alabonni
:: 54' Sipke Tarala
:: Vilita Statistics ::
:: Possession: 54%
:: Shots on Target: 8
:: Corner Kicks: 12
:: Sargossa Statistics ::
:: Possession: 46%
:: Shots on Target: 4
:: Corner Kicks: 6



Vilita Jungle Cats Lineup v. Sargossa ::
[GK] Vernasa Sanamun, [D.] Rojara Tiones, [D.] Inbekira Ajhabekk, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [ML] Lentali Purama, [MC] Limu Katarakhna, [MC] Polaox Torerun, [MC] Cavuna Aquafek, [MR] Cywrenta Vlintejni, [FC] Sipke Tarala, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni
BENCH::
[FC] Nii'arala Milaaso, [FC] Fishtii Blikala, [M] Jurzen Devmiko, [M] Intikko Kuhilana, [U ] Kudii Davasarii, [D] Linkat Cjinder, [GK] Hanauma Ranbomahi


While the Vilitan National Team seemed to skate through the Group Stage as the only team in the Baker Park half of the draw to post a 3-0-0 record and leading all teams in Goal Differential, the Round of 16 would be a completely different story as the Jungle Cats would be thrown into a hostile environment against host nation Baker Park who narrowly advanced on Goal Differential thanks to an extra goal in a 4-2 victory over the Free Republics on Match day 3. Fortunately perhaps for the Jungle Cats, the venue would not be the BBP National Stadium in Belle Haven but the Rogers Stadium in Endborough. Only one match was played at the stadium during the Group Phase, the Group G opener between Apox and Equestria. While it would be the fourth city in as many games for the Vilitan National Team the extra travel would likely be forgotten by kick off while the 25,000 fewer fans cheering in favor of the opposition would likely permit the Jungle Cats to remain better focused on the task at hand. It will be the third consecutive World Cup Finals where the Jungle Cats will have had to play against the host nation during the knockout rounds, having been most recently eliminated by the host nation Banija in the World Cup 83 Quarter-Finals. The Jungle Cats will look to make amends for that defeat by taking care of business against Baker Park in Endborough where the winner will advance to an even more difficult fixture against the winner of the re-match of the World Cup 83 final between Starblaydia and Equestria.

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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:07 pm

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Heading into the first stage of the knockout phase of World Cup 84, the results of group play have thrown up several interesting matchups for the neutral fan as well as the hardcore supporter. We take a quick look at all matches to be played:

Nephara v Audioslavia at President's Park
The Cormorants pipped Baker Park to top spot in Group E on the basis of the 2-0 win, and face off against Audioslavia, somewhat of a surprise in beating out Sargossa for advancement. Expect an electric atmosphere in Shirley, as is normally the case.

Taeshan v The Holy Empire at Sportsmen's Park
The Taes earned the right to face the 4 time former champions, who are on a quest to join the five timers club.

Starblaydia v Equestria at Prince William Stadium
This rematch of the World Cup 83 Final pits the defending champions and winners of three straight trophies overall, up against arguably the most successful nation in Atlantian Oceania. Tickets for the game have been priced in the four figure range on the resale market.

Vilita v Baker Park at Rogers Stadium
The #1 team in the world against the co-hosts, at the scene of the AOCAF triumph over Vilita & Turori for Baker Park, which propelled them into the semi-finals of that competition. Which BP side will show up to face the steady Jungle Cats, who won all three matches?
This will be the second straight WC the sides have met, as the Bees triumphed 1-0 on a Jamrai Bozeman goal, in the opener of World Cup 83 at the BCEL Stadium in Jinja City, Banija.

Turori v Kita-Hinode at FiveStar Mobile Stadium, Brattleboro
The Eel Cats had to fight to make it through the Group A log jam on match day 3, while the Hinodjians were able to rest players in an essentially dead rubber against Eura.

Farfadillis v Mriin at Peak N Break Stadium, Grande Mountain
This all-AO matchup—one of three in the round—is interesting on paper, as both sides come in having lost their final group game.

Brenecia v Banija at Cocoa-bo Stadium, Starksville
Brenecia cruised through into the second round, the only side to win all 3 matches in Cassadaigua, while Banija had to come back from and opening day loss to progess.

Eura v Cassadaigua at Dagan Airways Stadium, Concord Heights
The co-hosts, like BP, were on the brink going into the final round of group matches, but pulled through to face Rushmore rivals Eura, who scored 5 goals in each of the first two Group B matches before putting the offense into neutral against the Hinodjians.
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Postby Cassadaigua » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:12 pm

Round of 16 cutoff for Groups E-H.
Who will step up, and who will be towed on out of Baker Park?

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Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
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Postby Mriin » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:05 pm

The team were stuffed into the first for-rent conference room Joren could find in Grande Mountain, absentmindedly snacking on a variety tray from the Peak'n'Break location down the road while Tailtiu set up the projector.

"Sucks that they already got their traditional inexplicable loss out of the way," coughed Popo around a too-big bite of muffin.

Portia tsk'd. "HUElavia aren't pusherovers, they just barely missed on the second round by breakers. It's not that crazy that they won."

Popo snickered. "You haven't seen any of the match yet, have you?"

"...no, I can't say I have."

With a final bit of percussive maintenance the video shuddered to life and oh dear Farfadillis had already conceded.

"Fuckin'." Reina felt her jaw drop. "What?"

"What was the time on that?" asked Malia.

Tailtiu backed up a few seconds and set it to slow motion, pathing out the exact way the HUElavians sprinted past the dozing Farfs. "Looks like thirteen seconds in."

Malia looked over at Sol. "Have you ever scored that fast?"

"Don't think so. Once got booked three seconds into a match*, though."

"That's... not quite the same thing."

"Cut the small talk," Tailtiu said as she resumed the video. "We've only got this room for an hour so we have to be quick."

Sol side-eyed at Joren. "Seriously?"

He shrugged back. "It's hard to find stuff like this on short notice. Don usually handled the personnel stuff."

"Here, this is what I wanted to focus on." Tailtiu had sped through the first half of the first half at a blinding pace. "Cazade gets incredibly sloppy with this pass and HUElavia crush them on the counter. That's exactly the sort of opportunity we can't afford to let slip by."

As they progressed through the second half, and especially the Farf manager abandoning the team entirely, Popo took great joy in watching the looks of his teammates progress from confused to dumbfounded to angrily unsure of the reality set in front of them.

Reina, who had been on the receiving end of several losses to the Farves already, was particularly distraught. "I get that Farfadillis is, like, an inherently ridiculous nation and team--"

"Not really," interjected Maas, who'd recently been catching up on Audioslavian media for an unknown reason. "They're in the bottom 20 for ridiculousness in the Idiot Project's rankings. Out of like three thousand."

Reina glared at her center-half counterpart. "The--the what? Nevermind, you can't tell me the nuclear wasteland diacritics factory isn't ridiculous. But even for them, what is this clusterfuck of a game? This makes our match against Brenecia look like fine, disciplined football!"

"Look," Tailtiu raised her voice to gather everyone's attention back, "we'll need to do what's always needed for a win. Tight play, good communication, and viciously punishing each and every mistake. But there's one underlying truth we have to grapple with: This game could break down into a sort of ridiculousness none of us would dare imagine. Be on your toes--err, the tips of your hooves? Expect the unexpected, that's what I'm getting at. We can't afford to be the ones getting blindsided, and they won't be asleep at the wheel again."

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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:10 pm

Who's going into the Quarterfinals in Cassadaigua???

Today, we'll go on the wayback machine to The #1 song on the charts in Baker Park in 1994 for this cutoff
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Cocoa-bo Index with 'Decent' Results in World Cup 84 Group Stage


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It was no surprise when the initial Cocoabo Index Scores were announced that both the Island Emirate of Turori and the Matriarchy of Cassadaigua were among the highest rated Nations and, by extension, it was no surprise after three Matchdays of competition when Turori and Cassadaigua finished atop Group A and advanced on to the World Cup 84 Knockout Rounds. What might have been at least a little surprising to both onlookers and the associates in the Cocoa-bo marketing department was that the Cocoabo Index had projected the results of Group A perfectly. Every team in the correct order from Top to Bottom.

Of course, this would play perfectly into the narrative that the Cocoa-bo team was trying to sell. Everything's better with Cocoa-bo. The more Cocoa-bo you have, the more better everything is... for you? So having a higher Cocoabo Index means more better things for your nation means your national team might be able to win more games. All the while just trying to sell more Cocoa-bo or at least get citizens around the multiverse thinking about Cocoa-bo.

And if Group A was the only Group that the Cocoa-bo team had projected, then they would have probably swept the awards at the multiverse wide annual marketing summit. Unfortunately, they couldn't help but take a formula intended to be used on nations they knew very well - such as those in Group A, and try to apply it against a Group full of Nations they knew less well; such as those in Group B. Now depending on how you want to interpret the data, you could say the Cocoabo Index accurately predicted half of Group B. After all, Eura was projected to advance from the Group and they did. But you could also say that the Cocoa-bo Index got Group B 100% wrong as not a single nation finished the group play in the standings position that was projected by the Cocoabo Index. Projected to finish 1st, Valanora placed 3rd. Projected to finish 2nd, Eura placed 1t. Projected to finish 3rd, 95X was last while projected to be last, Kita-Hinode actually finished 2nd in Group B and qualified for the knockout rounds where they will face Turori.

Of course, this is probably the team where the Marketers over at Cocoa-bo hard commit to the idea that there was a margin of error in the Cocoabo Index somewhat equivalent to a spot in the standings. If you do that, then Group C actually doesn't look to bad. On the one hand, once again, the Cocoabo Index failed to place a single team in their correct finishing order. Banija was projected 1st and finished 2nd. But Farfadillis, projected 2nd, finished 1st. So while 0% of the teams finished in the exact placement that the Cocoabo Index projected them to, 100% of the teams that were projected to advance to the knockout rounds did. Of course, the law of the conservation of the number of teams in a group requires that additionally 100% of the teams that were projected to not advance, did not advance. It just all happened in the wrong order.

So far, not so bad for Cocoa-bo. 100% right top to bottom in Group A. A little bit of a hiccup in Group B and then, if you squint just the right way Group C looks like it could pass with a passing grade. For everything Cocoa-bo got right about Group A, however, they got just as wrong for Group D.

Where Group A placed every team, in order, exactly by their assigned Cocoa-bo Index value, Group D did the same in reverse. Projected winners South Covello finished last in Group D. Projected runners-up Darmen finished second to last. Projected 3rd placed finishers Mriin were second and after being projected to finish last in Group D on account of their poor score on the Cocoabo Index, Brenecia were the only team in the entire Cassadaigua half of the World Cup 84 finals to win all three of their group stage matches and would advance to the Round of 16 as Group D winners.

FiveStar Mobile Stadium, Brattleboro, Cassadaigua :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 3.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Turori (11)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Kita Hinode (17)

It would be hard to justify an Everything is Better with Cocoa-bo campaign without projecting at the very least that Turori, home of the Cocoabo, is a place where good things happen. In the only Round of 16 matchup in Cassadaigua featuring two teams ranked outside the Top 10, the Turori Eels will be looking to regain a piece of their reputation that they lost after a disastrous World Cup 83 campaign that saw them drop from 2nd to 11th in the World Rankings.

Peak N Break Stadium, Grande Mountain, Cassadaigua :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 2.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Farfadillis (9)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Mriin (14)

Perhaps the match most difficult for the Cocoa-bo marketing team to project, it may have simply come down to a rank tiebreaker for the Associates in charge of making the graphics as both Farfadillis and Mriin has been assigned an equivalent Cocoabo Index score of 2. There had been some discussion about whether Mriin's score would get a bump ahead of the knockout rounds but instead the scores for both teams stayed flat and Farfadillis occupy the top slot in the matchup, projected to survive another round with very little justification for why it should be them and not Mriin. It is possible, however, that some Cocoa-bo employees in Turori are still vengeful over the outcome of the World Cup 83 Group Stage that saw then-23rd ranked Mriin eliminate then-Number 2 ranked Turori from the World Cup with a 0-1 group stage victory.

Cocoa-bo Stadium, Starksville, Cassadaigua :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 4.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Banija (3)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Brenecia (19)

This is where the marketing team from Cocoa-bo have really out done themselves in terms of hedging their bets. If the goal is to prove that Everything is Better with Cocoa-bo, what could be better than playing at the Cocoa-bo Stadium in Starksville? The fact that the top team in the Group Stage, Brenecia, has been drawn to play at the Cocoa-bo stadium provides a lifeline for the Cocoa-bo marketing team who now have a justification to advance the Brenecians further into the competition despite their initial low assessment on the Cocoa-bo Index. While they are still project Banija to progress by virtue of the nations original calculated Cocoa-bo Index score, both nations received a temporary boost to their score by virtue of the venue of their match which may linger through future rounds of calculation.

Dagan Airways Stadium, Concord Heights, Cassadaigua :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 3.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Cassadaigua (4)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Eura (7)

The Cocoa-bo team feels the host nation is the safe bet returning back to the biggest city in the country at the eventual site of the World Cup 84 Final. Should Cassadaigua advance through to the final - which one could possibly extrapolate as a possibility, it would mark their third match played out of seven at the Dagan Airways Stadium as the hosts also opened the tournament in Concord Heights against Turori at the very same venue. Of course they will be looking for an improved result after dropping their only points of the group stage in the opener against the Eels.

On the Baker Park half of the World Cup 84 Group Stage, the results were just as mixed as they were on the Cassadaigua half of the draw. Like in Cassadaigua, there was one group in which the Cocoa-bo team got exactly right. And once more, it was the group with the Nation from the Vilitan Cove - arguably the Group most Familiar to the Cocoa-bo Marketing team. It was also the most distinguished group in the Baker Park half as each team in Group F had a Cocoabo-Index score exactly one fewer than the one preceding it. There were no ties or sub-scores to consider for the Cocoa-bo associates applying the final rankings. Four Cocoabo for Vilita: 1st place. Check. Three Cocoabo for Audioslavia: 2nd place. Check. Two Cocoabo for Siovanija & Teusland: 3rd place. Check. One Cocoabo for Sargossa: 4th place. check.

Perhaps the biggest difference in the Baker Park half from the Cassadaigua half was that the Cocoa-bo team had no "swing and miss" groups. No "Group D" as in the Cassadaigua half where the Cocoa-bo team predicted the exact inverse of the final results. In Group E and Group G, it was a 50/50 split where one of the two teams projected to advance via the Cocoa-bo Index did actually advance while the other did not. If that was the only metric used to define success - teams projected to advance versus teams projected to be eliminated, then you could also chalk up Group H as a win for the Cocoabo Index as it rightly projected both The Holy Empire and Starblaydia to advance, albeit in the opposite order, and Qasden and Reçueçn to be eliminated - but once again not in that order. Unlike Group F which the Cocoabo Index was able to project perfectly and cleanly, however, Cocoa-bo associates will point to the fact that the Cocoabo Index scores for Starblaydia and The Holy Empire were the same. It was always going to be a toss up - just as they had predicted. Two Cocoabo below them at one a piece, it was the same story for Qasden and Reçueçn. They both got eliminated one way or another.

President's Park, Shirley, Baker Park :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 2.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Audioslavia (23)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Nephara (18)

When the two sides step out onto the pitch at President's Park in Shirley, they will have the distinction of being both the matchup with the lowest average World Cup Ranking and the lowest Average Cocoa-bo score of the eight Round of 16 matchups across the Cassadaigua and Baker Park halves of the Finals. Both former World Cup Champions, Nephara and Audioslavia are looking to re-establish themselves among the elite footballing teams in the multiverse after a period of less than desirable results at the Finals - or even... not at the finals. Having firmly established they still belong only one team will advance but the task will only get harder for them in future rounds. While Audioslavia is slightly favored by the Cocoa-bo marketing team by a Cocoabo index score of 3 to the score of 1 for Nephara, which ever team ultimately advances to the Quarter Final round may need all the help they could get to continue their run, which might just include indulging in a little more Cocoa-bo than average to increase their Cocoa-bo index to be on par with the remaining teams in the Baker Park half of the draw.

Sportsmen's Park, Belle Haven, Baker Park :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 2.50
1. ImageImageImageImageImage The Holy Empire (15)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Taeshan (24)

Entering in to the Round of 16, Taeshan are both the lowest ranked side remaining in the World Cup 84 Finals as well as the team with the lowest remaining score on the Cocoabo Index. The marketing translation of this is that there wasn't a lot of thought required on this matchup for the Cocoa-bo associates despite the relatively low rank of The Holy Empire team. The Imperials, being represented by the Knights of the Oval Table, have seen their Cocoabo Index Score increase from the Group Stage and appear well positioned to advance through at least to the World Cup 84 Semi-Finals if the Cocoabo Index Score were permitted to be extrapolated out beyond the current round.

Prince William Stadium, Newmarket, Baker Park :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 4.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Equestria (2)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Starblaydia (6)

While the Equestria v. Starblaydia matchup is a dream draw for the World Cup 84 Finals viewership, a re-match of the World Cup 83 Finals between two nations in the Top 6 of the World Rankings just as the knockout rounds kick off, for the Cocoa-bo marketing team there wasn't a lot of excitement or deliberation over this particular matchup. As one of the top consumers of Cocoa-bo in the multiverse, Equestria has the highest Cocoa-bo Index of any nation in the Baker Park half of the draw, even higher than central Atlantian Oceania nation Vilita and the host nation, Baker Park, even if the hosts have seen their own Cocoabo Index increasing behind the scenes. As far as the Cocoa-bo team is concerned, Everything is better with Cocoabo which means, as already proven in the World Cup 83 final, Everything is Better in Equestria.

Rogers Stadium, Endborough, Baker Park :: Average Cocoa-bo Score: 4.00
1. ImageImageImageImageImage Baker Park (10)
2. ImageImageImageImageImage Vilita (1)

Without a doubt, the most difficult match on paper for the Cocoa-bo marketing team to project in the Round of 16, a pair of legitimate four-Cocoabo nations facing off early in the Knockout rounds. It would be a critical match for the Cocoa-bo team to get right considering the makeup of the draw in the Baker Park half of the World Cup 84 Finals. The first two Round of 16 fixture feature an average team ranking of 20. The second two matches of the Round of 16 in the Baker Park feature an average team ranking of less than 5. It wouldn't be a stretch to suggest that the teams that could survive the matches in Newmarket and Endborough would be favored to make it all the way through to the World Cup 84 Final.

While Vilita is the #1 Ranked nation in the Multiverse, Baker Park are at home. More importantly, perhaps, for the Cocoa-bo Marketing team, however, Baker Park is still a malleable market. Vilitans indulge in Cocoa-bo because they have to. It comes from Turori. Its right next door. Its cheaper then a lot of other stuff. Some don't like it because its Turorian, but its still classified as Local. The citizens of Baker Park, however, choose to indulge in Cocoa-bo because they want to. While the BCEL Beverage Company produces much of the Cocoa-bo branded product in the Commonwealth it is still a market which Cocoa-bo associates see further expansion opportunities. The better the Baker Park team did at their own World Cup, with Cocoa-bo supporting them along the way, the better the chances the Better with Cocoa-bo campaign would resonate amongst those from Baker Park who had not yet been sold on the foreign offering.

Now one could easily try to extrapolate the projected winners of the knockout matches via their Cocoabo Index, and could even try to go so far as to pair up Quarter-Final, Semi Final and other matchups using the current Cocoabo Index values. Cocoa-bo, however, doesn't want to do that. For starters, not publishing an end-to-end projection for the entire docket of potential World Cup 84 matches will enable Cocoa-bo to accrue a higher winning percentage in the knockout rounds, a better fit to the narrative that Everything is Better with Cocoabo. If a team with a high Cocoabo Index that is projecte to make the Semi-Finals gets knocked out in the Round of 16, Cocoa-bo can just re-project the Quarter Final matchups with the nations that actually make the Quarter Finals. Additionally, however, Cocoa-bo officials have also stated that it is possible that a nations Cocoa-bo Index score could change throughout the course of the competition. Even 'behind the scenes' a team outwardly displaying 3 Cocoabo could really be improving from a Cocoabo Index score of 2.9 to 3.3. One such example, we are led to believe, is the Holy Empire. There is never a shortage of new attempts from the Dreamed Realm to find the perfect team to represent them in the World Cup Finals. However, as most Cocoa-bo Marketing Associates don't regularly interact with the Knights of the Oblong Table from the Holy Empire, assigning an accurate Cocoabo Index score to The Holy Empire from the start has proven challenging. Cocoa-bo officials will continuously re-asses the core Index values as the tournament rolls on to ensure either the greatest level of accuracy, or the greatest probability that the final results will prove that, in fact, Everything is Better with Cocoa-bo!

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:: Cocoa-Bo Eatery

Cocoa-bo, an establishment taking its name directly from the beloved national animal of Turori, started as a small dessert shop in Kionao. However, it was only after they added chocolate topped drinks to their menu that their popularity started to soar. As more and more patrons scooped up their chocolate flavored pick-me-ups, demand for the Cocoa-bo product skyrocketed and soon new franchised locations were popping up all throughout Turori. Shifting to more of a social 'hang-out' then just a casual place to drop in, get a dessert, and leave, the new locations started adding small foods such as Bagels for the morning, Soups and Sandwiches for Lunch or Dinner and Salads for the entire day.

Cocoa-bo has expanded outside of Vilita & Turori. Their first regional location was opened in Andossa Se Mitrin Vega and Cocoa-bo has opened temporary locations during major internationstatal events such as the World Cup Finals with past locations appearing in Drawkland and Cosumar. Cocoa-bo has a permanent presence in South Covello and is also continuing to grow its presence in Starblaydia, the Equestrian States and the Free Republics. The company continues to further increase its image by partnering with Motorsport teams and expanding the company footprint across Atlantian Oceania and beyond. Cocoa-bo are also the kit sponsor for Mliona-Lpaka AFC in the Vilitan League.

Cocoa-bo's largest current markets are, in order, Turori; South Covello, the Equestrian States, Vilita and the Free Republics. Cocoa-bo has recently expanded to the region of Rushmore through its hub in Starksville, Cassdaigua and has a bottling, distribution and local product exclusivity license with the BCEL Beverage Company in the Commonwealth of Baker Park to maintain a product line of Cocoa-bo drinkables in the Commonwealth.


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Doing it the Hard Way: Part Deux
Match 25 in the seemingly never-ending series

Here at the Jhanna Chronicle, we never hate to say that "we told you so". We told you there'd be goals. We told you there'd be only one goal in it. We told you Equestrian States only ever beat Starblaydia when playing at home. We told you that only a quarter of Champions manage to defend their title. We told you Starblaydia were out for revenge. We're in the business of telling you the facts and the opinions that matter the most and, dammit, when an entire Top Five clickbait list that wasn't even in the articles' title comes entirely true you can bet your last Credit that we're going to tell you about it.

Starblaydia burst their way into the Quarter-Finals of the 84th World Cup as Calindra Apelles and Sutter McCloud fired in Starblaydia's goals, before Pristina Shine pulled one back to make it a tense and nervy finish for both sides. For McCloud, it was the opportunity to score his 59th international goal, putting him in joint-fourth place in the all-time rankings for his country. He's now level with that goalscoring great Jacqueline Maitland, who notched her 59 goals in just 68 games in the years after World Cup 28's triumph. She still leads the percentage charts, however, as the twenty-seven year old McCloud has needed 84 games to reach this tally. Even so, the final human above McCloud is within reach, legendary Lena Kochanska's total of 61 in 104 games in the early 60s of the Cup giving her the third all-time spot: above her, only Elves.

This result does not mark full revenge for the game at Royal Equestria Stadium four years ago, but it does lay down the gauntlet for every other team that look across in the draw and sees this side. They've come back from defeat in a World Cup Final to eliminate the champions in the very next edition, showing a mental strength that only a few others can claim to match. For some of these players, like the captain Viola Capodanno, defenders Maria Reyes and Theodore Sigismund, along with squad players like Ollarion, Navarro and Vega, they all know that this is likely their very last shot at achieving the dream Starblaydi fans, players and administrators have had since all the way back in World Cup 47, when football was taking its first steps into what we'd call modernity. They will not get another tilt at this particular six-sailed windmill, their time absolutely must be now, or it will be never, like for every other player who has worn the white and purple since that triumph in Raynor City. Just like before, they're going to have to do it the hardest way possible. They're going to have to go through the number one-ranked team in the world, the winners of two of the last three World Cups. They're going to have to go all the way back to the beginning of their country's history of international football and put their ghosts completely to bed.

They're going to have to go through the first team they ever played: Vilita.

Vilitan journalist, World Cup 15 wrote:While the Jungle Cats have never faced Starblaydia on this level before, most Vilitans will be familiar with their name. Jungle Cat Midfielder Jurgen Ramzi is also a competitior in the NationStates Formula One Championship, for the 3wide.com Vilita F1 team, which also competes against a team from Starblaydia. While the Blades are expected to be a strong challenge and may cause some upsets, they are not expected to qualify from this group.

We turn the clock back to a near three century old edition of the Corinthian Chronicle, a newspaper now long amalgamated with the much more-familiar Jhanna Chronicle. The date on this back page article varies depending on your time system, but for most this will say 6:26am on the 8th of June, 2004. In Starblaydia at the time, though, it was the heady summer of 1974 when the world stage beckoned, and anything was possible. Though they'd already taken part in the 3rd Under-21 World Cup, the match against Vilita would mark the national team's full debut on the international stage. Here's what happened:

The Corinthian Chronicle, World Cup 15 Qualifiers, post-Matchday One wrote:Brave Blades Lose to Jungle Cats
Starblaydia do themselves proud in 2-1 loss
Taken from the Back page, Corinthian Chronicle (Sports Section)

In the City of Alikki-Corra, Starblaydia were thrust onto the world stage. Their first ever World Cup Qualifier, against experienced opposition in Vilita. The great curved stands and high gantries of the Tivali Ring Stadium were a riot of colour, Green, Orange, Blue, Purple and White.

The Starblaydi fans cheered and applauded as the Vilitan Captain, Santo Kecker, graciously allowed Starblaydia to kick off in their first World Cup Match. Qualifier it may be, but no less significant for that.

The near-full 87,000-seater stadium contained more Starblaydis than expected, and they cheered their team at every one of their passes in the first few minutes. This support, however, was seemingly in vain as Vilita took a hold of the game, keeping possession and starting to make camp outside the final third. Their skill and experience paid off when Jonathon Baledrokadroka was played through by Germán Salomón, putting him past the defence and firing low across the body of Boaz Myhill on 38 minutes.

Dampened but not disheartened, Starblaydia went into the dressing room at half-time just a single goal down. Coming out fresh for the second half, Starblaydia's defence held firm as Vilita tried to increase their lead. This worked in Starblaydia's favour, as from a counter attack, David Bentley's lovely ball from the centre circle put Nikola "Laser" Lazerevski in a great position. Using his pace to get round a defender, Lazaerevski took aim and hit the top corner of the net, past the spectacular dive of Massimo Corsi to equalise for Starblaydia. With forty minutes left, anything could happen.

The teams traded blows but in the end, Vilita's superior class showed through. With Enrico Bigon tiring against a five-man midfield, the Jungle Cats broke through with a determined attack, a string of crisp passing made the defence dizzy, leaving young Callum Banda the simplest of tap-ins past a flailing Myhill.

There was nothing Starblaydia could do other than try for a second, as Vilita dropped deep to counter them and neither side managed to score again, despite Starblaydia having three out-and-out strikers on at the end.

A superb debut performance by the Blades saw them lose, away, to very good opposition. Let's just see what happens when the Jungle Cats come to Jader Barbalho Stadium on Match Day 10...

Final Score:
Vilita 2 - 1 Starblaydia
(Baledrokadroka 38, Banda 79) - (Lazerevski 50)

Santo Kecker. Callum Banda. Nikola "Laser" Lazerevski. These names roll off the tongue for any fan of the two nations (if you exclude Jonathon Baledrokadroka, that is, it doesn't exactly 'flow'). Though their first international ended in defeat, the return match in the raucous and rocking environment of the Jader Barbalho stadium would prove to be a 3-2 win in Starblaydia's favour. Twenty-two more matches between these two sides, two of the most successful in the entire history of the game, have been and gone, mostly in the AOCAF Cup. The full list of results, over two-and-three-quarter centuries as far as Starblaydi are concerned, is as follows:

Starblaydia vs Vilita - History
Competition Venue Score Result

World Cup 15 Qualifiers A 1-2 L
World Cup 15 Qualifiers H 3-2 W
International Recreation Cup N 0-1 L
Eagles Cup 3 N 1-1 D
Eagles Cup 3 N 0-4 L
AOCAF Cup 3 N 6-1 W
Jurassic Invitational N 0-4 L
AOCAF Cup 7 N 1-1 D*
AOCAF Cup 8 N 2-2 D*
AOCAF Cup 10 N 1-0 W
World Cup 25 Qualifiers H 3-1 W
World Cup 25 Qualifiers A 4-1 W
World Cup 34 N 0-2 L
World Cup 38 Qualifiers A 2-1 W
World Cup 38 Qualifiers A 1-4 L
AOCAF Cup 37 N 0-2 L**
AOCAF Cup 38 N 1-1 D* **
AOCAF Cup 40 N 1-3 L**
AOCAF Cup 43 N 0-1 L**
AOCAF Cup 46 N 1-2 L**
AOCAF Cup 52 N 1-3 L**
World Cup 79 Qualifiers A 3-3 D
World Cup 79 Qualifiers H 4-4 D
AOCAF Cup 52 N 3-3 D**

* Starblaydia win on penalties
** Vilitan team includes Turorian players

A few things stand out here: Starblaydia have always won penalty shootouts against Vilitan opposition, being victorious three times out of three in AOCAF Cup shootouts. Turorians have brought far more success to their Vilitan neighbours against Starblaydia than ever previously. Starblaydia also have the edge in the matches that count for KPB ranking points. Overall, Vilita is comfortably in the lead as the eternal series has played out, as well as having won the only time the two teams have met each other in the Finals themselves. That time, however, was the final Group 3 game of the World Cup 34 Finals, in Ariddia. This was Starblaydia's final match before their first international football hiatus, which lasted until they returned for World Cup 38's Baptism of Fire. This was a team that scraped into the Finals in an otherwise poor group, then went 0-0-3 in the last 32, only scoring two goals in their three matches, both against Squornshelous in a 3-2 loss. It was this final match, the 2-0 loss to Vilita, that saw Starblaydia's exit from the world stage, only managing to reappear a generation later.

Scenario                              P   W   D   L  GF  GA   GD
Vs Vilita Overall 24 6 7 11 39 49 -10
Vs Vilita without Turori 18 6 6 6 32 34 -2
Vs Vilita in World Cup campaigns 8 4 2 2 21 18 3
Vs Vilita in World Cup proper 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2

It is this result that Starblaydia aim to overturn. Not the 2-1 loss to a team who had hopes of Qualifying and sealed the third position in a group while Starblaydia's debut saw them an ultimately respectable position in 7th place of 10 sides after reversing the result in their favour. It was this World Cup 34 result, exactly 50 Cups and 200 years ago, that hurts the most, the one that they've never, ever had the opportunity to put right since.

This Quarter-Final is for Jaime Oberlander, the man who won two World Cups as a player and later led the Pazhujeb Islands to Baptism of Fire Championship against his own nation in the Final. He was managing this team as the SFA slowly wound it down under government pressure, and he didn't even get to leave his post on a high - his post simply ceased to exist. This Quarter-Final is for Betanii Marrones, Starblaydia's first female captain, who later managed her country but forever had to endure the shame of leading her team on the pitches of Ariddia, and there not even being a team any more after three terrible losses. This Quarter-Final is for Crystallee Galindez, the twenty-two year old striker with seven appearances and three goals to her name who, by the time the SFA deigned to enter international competition again, was already thirty-eight and had hung up her boots long before. This Quarter-Final is for Kili Izretar, the Dwarven attacking midfield sensation who had to wait until the Baptism of Fire for World Cup 38 to play for his country again, taking his team to the Final and failing to lift the title, retiring immediately afterwards. This Quarter-Final is for all of them: Jiino Graikalonii, Rafael Diaz, Tommas Coalville, Indigo Liileiko, Apollina Iakovakis, Zamoskao and all the other players from that squad who never got the chance to overturn this loss, avenge this defeat and put the record straight.

There are exactly two hundred years of hurt to wipe away; 50 entire World Championships of being unable to settle the score. But now, Ázëwyn Fëanáro's side have the opportunity to achieve this dream, move to the last four of the World Cup, and have a genuine shot at the holy grail for anyone who's ever kicked a football. All they have to do is make it past the absolute best team in existence today.

This is going to be good.
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Co-host of World Cups 20, 40 & 80 • Di Bradini Cup Organiser
World Cups 30, 63 & 83 Runner-Up • World Cup 27 Third Place • 25th Baptism of Fire Runner-Up
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Vilaye Roast Campaign to exploit Cocoa-bo Failures

Postby Vilita » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:53 pm

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Vilisorma Beverage Company prepare Vilaye Roast campaign

Vilaye Energy Drink Headquarters, Vilisorma, Vilita :: After dumping truckloads of funding and product to backstop their "Cans 4 All" and "Cans 4 Life" promotions during World Cups 80-83, the Vilisorma Beverage Company took a more traditional approach to their marketing tactics during World Cup 84, focusing on markets where they had the largest existing presence and minding the cost benefit ratio of their campaigns. The Vilaye Energy Drink brand from the Vilisorma Beverage Company had been one of the largest individual sponsors of sport in the Vilitan Cove region in the modern era and had even begun promoting additional brands such as Vilaye Roast, an alternative energy beverage looking to compete in the morning market as a response to demands from 'Vilaye Super-drinkers' who had expressed a desire to avoid comments from their friends, family and colleagues such as "Why are you drinking Vilaye in the morning?"
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Vilaye has taken their Vilaye Roast product through their own traditional advertising methods - such as sponsoring a special car for race car driver Jama'obo Pegasii in select races during closing events of the NSSCRA 8 season, as well as advertising Vilaye Roast through advertising methods that would be considered traditional for the morning beverage market such as advertising on public transportation. A popular extreme sports athlete having raced various types of motorsport around the multiverse as well as having recently taken on the sport of Ice Cross in their free time, Jama'obo Pegasii is the Vilisorma Beverage Companies official spokesperson for the new brand and hasn't actually been seen out in public without some piece of Vilaye Roast attire since the brands official launch.

One interesting side effect of the launch of Vilaye Roast has been the evolution of a minor turf war between the Vilaye Energy Drink product line and that of Turorian delectable giants Cocoa-bo. While both products are consumables often popularized in the form of a beverage, the two brands had mostly served different markets. The sweeter Cocoa-bo was often consumed in a relaxing environment, evolving to a staple of daily life in some locales with "Afternoon Cocoa-bo" replacing "Afternoon Tea" in some markets and Cocoa-bo storefronts growing to full blown cafe's with patio's filled with Chat Sets for indulging customers. By contrast, Vilaye Energy Drink has always been consumed on the go and was never designed to be partaken slowly.

The first semblance of any kind of rivalry between the two entities that had previously co-existed peacefully had come during the build up to the World Cup 81 Semi-Final. Ironically, the incident occurred at the BCEL Stadium - sponsored by a beverage conglomerate from Baker Park. It was the first ever World Cup Finals meeting between the Vilita Jungle Cats and the Turori Eels and while both Vilaye Energy Drink and Cocoa-bo had no issues up to that point sharing in the recruitment of customers to taste test and enter games, as match time grew nearer the excitement of the impending battle between the two nations spread out onto the concourse where employees of the Vilitan Beverage Company clashed with employees at the pop-up delectables tent set up by the Turorian entity Cocoa-bo.

As Vilita moved on to the World Cup Final at the CoCoCo Stadium in the Free Republics, the two companies were given vendor space nearby once again. With the Cocoa-bo tent in view, the Vilaye Energy Drink staff unveiled a brand new banner at their display to commemorate the Semi-Final result in the form of the beverages offered by the two entities.
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The rivalry was strictly emotional and while the stakes would be even hire during World Cup 82, there was never a reason other than pride for the two companies to clash. In response to the release of Vilaye Roast, however, Cocoa-bo doubled down on their Better with Cocoa-bo campaign at the World Cup 84 finals, looking to highlight nations where Cocoa-bo was a more popular product than Vilaye Energy Drink and watch as they, Better with Cocoa-bo, defeated other nations where Cocoa-bo was less popular, and perhaps markets where the Vilisorma Beverage Company might be looking to get a foothold with their more portable Vilaye Roast brand.

The approach would seem to backfire however as the Cocoa-bo marketing team latched themselves on to National Teams in spectacular fashion only to see them crash out of the World Cup at a predictable rate of more or less than 50%.

While their results weren't exactly great during the Group Stage, the Cocoa-bo marketing team had done a good job spinning the results in their favor, highlighting the groups they got perfect including Turori's Group A and Vilita's Group F, and glossing over the more difficult groups such as Group D where they got the entire projection wrong from top to bottom.

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The trouble for Cocoa-bo came in the Round of 16. There was no fall back for them, no way to spin the results to make it look like they had projected them properly even when they hadn't. To make matters worse, the only matches that Cocoa-bo actually predicted correctly were the ones they might have been able to get away with explaining away due to the near-identical Cocoabo Index of the two sides. Turori, with a Cocoa-bo Index of 5, were defeated by Kita-Hinode with an Index of just 1. Host nation Cassadaigua, with a Cocoa-bo Index of 4 were stunned for a second time at the Dagan Airways Stadium in Concord Heights as they fell to 7th ranked Eura who had a Cocoa-bo Index of just 2. Meanwhile, the other two matches in Cassadaigua featured nations with identical Cocoa-bo Indexes, virtual toss-up matches which the Cocoa-bo Marketing team sided correctly on. Things were even worse for Cocoa-bo in the Baker Park half of the draw where they got just a single projection right, accurately predicting The Holy Empire's victory over Taeshan and getting every other match wrong.

Then, the marketing team at the Vilisorma beverage Company knew what they were going to do. Cocoa-bo had spent years telling citizens that things were simply better - they were simply better with Cocoa-bo. And it all crashed down when just three of the National Teams that were supposedly Better with Cocoabo advanced from the World Cup 84 Round of 16. Now, the Vilisorma Beverage Company was gifted the advertising campaign they needed to try to take a portion of the 'morning boost' market away from the Cocoa-bo Cafe. The Vilaye Roast campaign wouldn't try to suggest that you would be better by using their product. Instead, Vilaye Roast would concede that a citizens greatness comes not through the decisions made in what beverages to consume but through hard training and skills development. Vilaye Roast wasn't going to make you a better footballer, it was just going to give you the morning boost you needed in order to use your own skills faster and more effectively.

The Vilaye Roast team swarmed to the Vilisorma productivity room with cases of Vilaye lining the walls and got to work. They had just 24 hours to turn around this new marketing campaign and hit the streets with it to take advantage of the added boost provided by the Vilita National Teams World Cup 84 Finals run.



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Banija advances to World Cup Quarterfinals with 3-1 victory over Brenecia

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Gitonga Kahara celebrates scoring the go-ahead goal to start the second half


STARKSVILLE, CASSADAIGUA- The Kadongo Kamu have a long history of fierce competition against Brenecia. Over the course of the last three cycles, Brenecia and Banija have played each other five times in competitive matches- twice in World Cup 82 Qualifying, when both teams qualified for the World Cup out of the same group, once in the Cup of Champions immediately prior to World Cup 83, and then twice again in World Cup 84 Qualifying. The Banijans have 2 wins, 2 draws, and 1 loss in that timespan, and the games have all been as close as the record suggests. Every time these two teams have tangled over the years, it has been fiercely competitive on the field. And their World Cup Qualifiers, specifically, could not have been tighter. Over four World Cup Qualifiers, each team has won once at the Stadium of the Restoration, they have both drawn twice in Rozelle, and have both scored, and conceded, 5 goals to each other across that span.

Can you get any tighter than that? The rivalry is brewing between Banija and Brenecia. Of course, in rivalry building, especially with a country that's so far away, you'll need those competitive matches. Especially in international football- the luck of the draw, so to speak, to consistently get big-time matches against each other on big time stages. Their first ever match, in World Cup 82 Qualifying, a 2-2 draw, where the underdog(us) came back from 1 goal down, twice, culminating in a missed Brenecian penalty. The second, later in that campaign, where the favorite won 1-0 in Busukuma. The fourth, in World Cup 84 Qualifying, where the underdog(Brenecia) came back from 2-0 down to force a 2-2 draw in Rozelle. And then the return leg, in Busukuma, where we won by a score of 1-0. All of those sandwich the 2-0 victory Banija had on the opening matchday of the Cup of Champions.

So these two teams know each other quite well. So for them to be paired in the first knockout stage, with a berth in the quarterfinals on the line, seemed fitting. Any win on this day was going to have to be earned. Each team had plenty of film on the other, plenty of opportunity to study their opponent's habits, their opponent's tendencies. This was their sixth meeting in the last three cycles- Banija's most frequent opponent across the last three World Cup cycles. And this matchup was, of course, undoubtedly the biggest. The World Cup Qualifiers were big, of course, but of course you can't ever say a World Cup Qualifier between two favorites to qualify for the Finals is bigger than a Finals match. As for the Cup of Champions match, that was played in the group stages. The opening match- a fun one, for Banija, as we triumphed, but nothing compared to a knockout stage match at the World Cup.

So as both teams lined up, their best XIs out there, with Gitonga Kahara having served his red card suspension and being fit to play, everyone knew that they would be in for one hell of a firecracker of a match. And as the opening whistle blew, and Jawara passed it backwards, the cameras around the arena flashed and the two teams were off. Gitonga Kahara, having his legs under him, really wanted to go for it in this one, and very early, unleashed a shot from distance. 2 minutes in, and he was already launching from 40 yards out. Of course, it barely troubled the keeper, as the keeper took half a step before seeing that the ball was never going to lower, and just keep rising. Kahara firing into the 12th row- the nerves of the knockout stages, right? But of course, the captain's own excitement, own relief, that a late Namakula Kawesa penalty didn't end his first World Cup as captain, just showing on the field.

There were high energy sustained attacks from the Kadongo Kamu early on. But they had nerves- there was a lot of pressure on this team, considering our rank and our rather lucky escape into the knockout stages. But although the buildup play was nice, the finishing was atrocious. Ilman Jawara hit over the bar from just 12 yards out, while Kuma Bultum had a header go just wide on a corner kick about 15 minutes into the match. It was that header that allowed Brenecia, who had won their group, to really settle into the match. They had withstood the early Banijan onslaught, and were then determined to launch one of their own. Their midfielders, especially Matheson and Wheeler, began to really put pressure on the Banijan midfield. Nzo v. Corby Wheeler was always going to be one hell of a matchup, and it was on this day. They traded turns dominating the other, and this was the Brenecian stretch. It culminated in a one on one opportunity for the striker, Kara Ciogach, but a brilliant sliding save in this opportunity by Lemuel Bereket kept Brenecia from gaining control.

It would be Banija who would be the first to put their stamp on the match, in the 42nd minute. At this point, it was still 0-0. But when Mzukisi Nzo got the ball about 25 yards from goal, he showed exactly why he's been getting so much attention this transfer window. The BSL All-Star took the ball, stepped once to the right to just create an inch of space away from Wheeler, and that was all he needed. He fired an absolute rocket into the upper right hand corner of the net, and the Banijan half of the stadium exploded. It was 1-0, and the Banijans were ahead. But it wouldn't take long to equalize. Only one minute of stoppage was given at the end of the first half, but that's all Brenecia needed. IT would be Corby Wheeler, right before halftime, who would bend in a corner kick towards Kara Ciogach, who then powered it towards the near post. Bereket didn't have a prayer, and the two sides went to halftime, tied at 1 goal a piece.

While Brenecia had that late stage momentum, they wouldn't be able to carry that across halftime. The Banijans wanted to prove that they truly belonged- belonged in their rank, belonged truly among the places of the elite, could truly compete with the best of the best, on the biggest stages with the brightest lights. They then started to pile the pressure on the Patriots, who also had a point to prove of their own, as they were, you know, only former World Cup champions. The Banijans maintained pressure. But the go-ahead goal for the Kadongo Kamu was brilliant in and of itself. Kahara, the captain, sitting on the outside edge of the box, playing a ball overhead, one that Ugonna could chase down. Nwabudike Ugonna, the Republikaliga winger, had a diving powerful header into the back of the net. Next thing you know, one hour in, the Banijans are up 2-1.

And then the Banijans had to protect their lead. The Banijans weren't going to sit back, exactly, for 30 entire minutes- they saw how well that worked when they rested their laurels against this very same Brenecia side in Rozelle, all the way back in World Cup Qualifying, blowing a 2-0 lead in the second half. And so they worked to protect their lead. Sia Fall, the veteran who has always down a little bit of everything, came into a match for the first time during these World Cup Finals, to play defense for Namakula Kawesa. But the Banijans were able to hold a lot of possession. They were not built to withstand wave after wave of attack- that's why we've always struggled against sides like Farfadillis. But Sia Fall, the 35 year old whose last match ever for the national team will be at this tournament, was playing his heart and soul out, being everywhere, inspiring his team.

He helped contribute to the goal that would finally put the Patriots away for good. The Patriots were getting desperate- of course, it is a knockout stage match at the World Cup. As the clock kept ticking up towards 90, they had to throw more and more players forward. And in the 88th minute, they made them pay. An interception by Kuma Bultum saw him play the ball forward to Ilman Jawara, who was towards the half-line with his back towards the Brenecian goal. Banijan players started streaming, as only a couple of Patriots defenders were back. Jawara held the ball and passed it back to Sia Fall, who hit an absolutely perfect through ball to Kahara, who was making a brilliant diagonal run. With all that space vacated by Brenecians going forward, he just had to beat his own man, and Kahara did so. He then beat him on the dribble, and the captain fired powerfully home to make the score 3-1, and essentially end the match.

What a game it was! And what a cap to three cycles of Banija v. Brenecia. All highly contested, fierce battles, culminating in a knockout stage match for a berth in the World Cup Quarterfinals. Marcus Waters spoke to us about it after the match. "What a game that was!" He told us. "All credit in the world to Brenecia, who we've had quite a few battles with over the recent years. But look at what our boys have done- second straight World Cup Quarterfinal? What a tournament we are having. We may have barely escaped the group stages, but we have surely shown that we have deserved to get this far into this tournament. It's great to have Kahara back, isn't it? Our offense opens up so much when he's on the pitch. And hell of a game by Sia. He's the consummate professional- doesn't complain when he doesn't see the pitch, but when he does, he's sure as hell to outwork everybody on it. He's a key cog to this team."

And that he is. The Kadongo Kamu will be moving onto the Quarterfinals of the World Cup- and our opponent is Eura. Now, the Banijans have never actually played Eura in the post-bankruptcy era(post World Cup 79 cycle and on). And there is very little crossover between Banijans and Eurans- there aren't any Banijans playing in Eura, and there aren't any Eurans playing in the BSL, either. So the Round of 16 was all about familiarity- this matchup is all about newness. While Banija is surely on a high, winning their third straight in this tournament and downing a frequent opponent, Eura just beat the co-hosts in extra time. Both teams are flying high with confidence, and they will have a titanic battle here in Cassadaigua for a berth in the semifinals. Can we win it? We'll find out soon enough when we finally start our tango for a spot in the World Cup semifinal.
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Nephara 1 - 0 Audioslavia
(4-4-2 / 4-2-3-1) 1 - Mercator; 18 - Longship, 5 - Thorn, 6 - Brosch, 3 - Close (c); 13 - Saroszi, 4 - Shone, 21 - Moxham, 11 - Strongbow (16 - Deventer 76'); 9 - Hawke, 10 - Metzger (8 - Chalk 68')
Goal: Hawke 16'

"Wish Leona was here," Marcin Close muttered. "No offense, Valeri. Just, she'd have the lowdown on half these fuckers. And the manager, too. 'The Lidge'."
Tawny Shone glanced over. "Wait, they really call him that?"
"Yeah. Used to, at least." He rubbed his hands and warmed them by the little bonfire they'd scraped together in the back of the hotel.
"You know about Desya, though..."
And there went his comfort. He groaned. "God, don't get me started, Yana."
"No, do get started!" Brosch practically squealed. "Is he really as mental as--"
"Everything you have heard about Desya Kuznetsov is either true to a word or an understatement. Believe me."
"What if I've never heard anything about him? What stories, hypothetically, would you tell me then?"
"No. Because I know you, Yana, it'd slip out at the first corner and then he'd bite you in the kidneys."
"Works for me," Brosch chirped. "He'd be sent off."
Shone chuckled. "You fuckin' maso, Yana."
"What?"
Close took a swig of water. "Hey. You know, I looked up the stats. Only played 'em four times, you know, three wins and a draw."
"Ahh." His treacherous club teammate Morena Deventer nodded knowingly, infuriatingly. "You're doing your thing again."
"What thing? I'm doing-- I don't have a thing."
"You do! The thing where you're nervous so you recite facts. Like how you look up that same website on air safety--"
"Okay, you can shut up now."
"-- before every single flight, and then talk all animated with anyone who'll listen about how it's actually the safest method of transport and there are hundreds of checks and balances on every--"
Valeri Longship giggled. Close screwed shut his eyes and waited for tomorrow to come.

Tomorrow came in a flood. It was chaos. It was not much of a watch for the neutrals, and from the seventeenth minute onwards that suited every Nepharim perfectly.
Honestly? It wasn't as though the goal was anything spectacular, either.
People expected certain things from this match, and most would come true. Nephara were expected to play like tall, arrogant Audioslavs, Audioslavia were expected to play like stocky, cheaty Nepharim. And neither playing quite at the level they were at their peak, either. Somehow this was actually the mutual easy draw of the round. Both sides had taken their share of cheap falls for the benefit of underdogs, too, playing the arrogant titans getting knocked down a peg. They couldn't both play that role tonight, at least.
There was a foul before there was a shot, and frankly should have been a caution for Monako Saroszi. Probably only wasn't because they chopped down the promising and dangerous Kyran Knudsen within the first three minutes.
The shot came soon after, safely across Mercator's bows and away by Juliana, and the Eastweald goalkeeper would soon be brought into the action. A low cross from Knudsen after he squirreled past Saroszi, then Longship, saw Kuznetsov come crashing straight down the middle, throwing out a boot. Mercator held on her line, a decision that would likely have been criticised had she not flicked out a boot of her own to deflect the ball over the bar. And the corner, well... suffice to say the Audioslavians weren't exactly banking on doing much from set pieces against all this tall timber. They went short, culminating at a shot from Juliana straight at Mercator. They'd escaped a point-blank chance from the most prolific single-season goalscorer in Premiership history, so they were already lucky. They wouldn't be a second time.

Morena Deventer's reward for a brilliant performance against Baker Park and an excellent one against Drawkland was to be dropped. Football's a cruel sport, but Rowena Strongbow was back and sharp and firing and eager to prove it. Her duel with Valdemar Rasmussen, perhaps the highest-class utility in the game, was one to watch.
Of course, maybe the bounty that Rule Theriault had been alleged by anonymous sources to have put on Strongbow's head was still going, judging by the flying blind-sidewinder that took her out nine minutes in. Strongbow's legs buckled beneath her. It didn't get much better in slow-motion, either. But she picked herself up, glowered at Rasmussen. She was mad as hell, now.
Moxham swung in the free kick from a dangerous position. Shooting could wait, she was aiming for the mass of bodies. She found Ilyana Brosch, basically unmarked near the far post judging by how far she towered over her man, but she could only put it over. No matter, there'd be other chances.
First caution did eventually go to a Nepharim, as Metzger's idea of winning a long goal-kick from Mercator involved cracking an elbow into Arrizabalaga's temple. Second caution went to Ignacio Borjon, who protected his friend's honour by shoving the big, bluff striker in the chest. Handbags, and at just twelve minutes in?
The goal almost seemed more than the neutrals deserved. Lucky it was a shit one. At least, until after Rowena Strongbow broke free. It had a certain kind of direct beauty to it from that point, Marcin Close backed down by Juliana and playing it safe by arrowing a pass to Shone's feet. The holding midfielder looked up, held off Maranyon with an iron arm and hooked an almost diffident long ball forward for Rowena Strongbow to eat up, chest down, slide outside Arrizabalaga and race into the box. Defenders stood off, too far. Strongbow shot, it took a slight but lethal deflection off Poulson's outer thigh and that pushed it just a little far from Clavel, who got down quickly and threw out a wild haymaker at the ball, deflecting it into the inside of the post and bouncing wildly back over his head. Before anyone else could react, Estrella Hawke followed it in, catching it awkwardly in her midriff before bundling it over the line with a knee and then falling over Clavel's legs. Goal number 90.

With an inferior goalkeeper, it could perhaps have been 3-0 by the break. Not that Nephara were exactly stomping on Audioslavia's throat, any more than Audioslavia had to Nephara in the opening stages, but it was a simple fact that Metzger had the chance to double when played clear by Moxham only to have Clavel race out and punch the ball clear between his feet, and that another opportunity from Strongbow was again kept out by the keeper, stretching out and flicking to safety at his far post, this time with better medium-term success.
In the second half, Audioslavia recalibrated. Sitting and waiting for death wasn't enough, because the Cormorants weren't pushing forward enough to open up a proper space to counter behind. They had to assert more, and though it wasn't their natural style, they absolutely had the cattle for it. It nearly paid immediate dividends, but unfortunately in a flowing passing move the man furthest forward happened to be Rasmussen, who seemed as surprised as anyone that his simple overlapping run had escalated into this, and skied his shot. Kuznetsov crashed a header into Mercator's chest. Knudsen, racing clear down the left, was gently rammed by Longship's shoulder over the advertising hoardings, doing an acrobatic somersault to land on his feet before falling over anyway. It began to spit drizzle.
The Nepharim had chances of their own through Moxham and Hawke but Daniella Strauss realised that the strategy was working, the service wasn't there anymore. The fatigued Metzger was hooked. Malachi Chalk came on in his place, forming a double pivot with the psychotic Shone.
And that... well... that pretty much worked. The official app records no further noteworthy chances in the match events, and just a single shot on target, a free kick from Moxham that found the eye of a needle in her mind's eye and found Clavel's centre mass in reality. Oh, and four cautions.
Strauss checked her watch, pensively, and the in-game clock, and asked the fourth official about it for good measure. Often twice a minute, and nothing is worse than looking at your watch and looking at your watch again and no time has passed but she was so close, as the quality of the match gently slipped away into oblivion, to a quarterfinal berth. The second in twenty years. And if you make it there... no. No second-guessing. No jinxing. She'd never forgive herself. But she kept checking the watch...
Knudsen shot into the side netting. Olsen Birch came off the bench, frustrating fans with the conservative nature of the substitution, but immediately cleaned out Moxham with his first touch in the vicinity of the ball and got a caution. A high cross came in from Juliana towards Gorgas, another substitute, and Mercator slipped in the slick grass only for Roxelana Thorn to stand tall and head clear. Seconds ticked down. Strauss agonised. Strongbow-- no, Deventer was running free with the ball. She teased cutting inside, then trotted - trotted! - out towards the corner flag, waggling a finger at Valdemar Rasmussen as she strutted off to safety.
Rasmussen scythed her in half, with both studs facing up, from behind and off the ground. Deventer's scream could be heard on televisions across the world.
But the sending-off took time which Audioslavia didn't have, Deventer managing to take all the time in the world to limp off the two steps she'd need- in fact, captain John Lomax ended up dragging her off the pitch. And that took time, too, so much time that by the time Moxham sent in the free kick, Clavel got lost in the bodies and fumbled it and Poulsen hoofed it into orbit, it didn't matter anymore. Game over. The Cormorants survive, again, like cockroaches.
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Namezono: "It just kept clicking, you can all read that A after the result if need be"
Written by sports journalist Nanako Ichigo.

BRATTLEBORO, CASSADAIGUA -
Usually, the goalkeeper doesn't get much love in football - and not without reason - as the position really gets the short end of the stick for pretty much everything while having to take more or less everything under their own account in order to perform as well as possible. Myozan Namezono is known as one of the finer Hinodejin goalkeepers but he hadn't had many great games besides a solid performance against Eura in the group stages in a game that ended up being somewhat meaningless besides setting the who's who in the group stage and what teams each one would square off.

The game against Turori saw most predicting that the Hinodejin squad would fail to surpass the Atlantian Oceania-based outfit only for the browns-and-blues find themselves hitting a wall in the unusually inspired Myozan Namezono, while the Poltergeists proved themselves capable enough at extra time, thanks to an entire team effort which finally saw Ikki Tokei drop the ball at Luís Silva's feet, guaranteeing that the former Dreamplanetian saw the Empire make it to the Quarter-Finals. We, from the Sunrise Club's Digest, had about an hour or so to ask the Hinodejin goalkeeper in a media room that was unsurprisingly clustered with interviewers from all of the many media groups of the Empire.

While Luís Silva found himself mostly answering questions from the traditional GEN channel and upstarts such as TV Sanjeti, TV Natividade and TV Excelência (all of whom received aid from the Empire as part of their efforts to fasten the repairing of the new province of the Empire's economy and infrastructure while asking nothing for it in return, a very charitable move that was indeed confirmed to have happened by both the heads of GEN and TV Natividade), Myozan Namezono found himself the target of many questions, including the eventual screwball. With the permission of other channels, we've been allowed to write exactly what the best questions of the whole bunch were.

Q: Nanako Ichigo from The Sunrise Club's Digest here. Ever since the start of the qualifiers, your role as the starter goalkeeper for the Hinodejin Empire has been questioned as you've often shown yourself to be a bit unreliable and out of focus at times, which I say with all due respect. Your recent performance, however, showed something completely different. What changed?

A: Oh, come on now! I'm not that bad, it's the attackers that are really capable and I think people tend to underestimate them when their side has lost. I do admit that I'm not concentrated all the time because that's a really hard thing to do and as an Imperial Forces graduate, I haven't played football with my mind always 100% in the game since we were always worried about our exercises and shooting practice and even know I can't help but think about other things while playing, it's not a bad thing since you're more of a person if you don't live 100% for the game, there are other things in life to care for. I will say, though, that most people thinking we'd lose just because our ranking standing is lower made us a bit upset and we might've answered it on the field.

Q: Can you describe exactly your performance in the last game?

A: Well, that's the thing. It all clicked at their first shot and then kept clicking over and over again. I dunno if they just couldn't shoot or if I was in the zone or something but every shot they made felt predictable and stoppable which I then went and blocked. I was a bit hassled that we couldn't score in regular time because that meant I would need to save everything they sent our way as long as they didn't have luck upfront. When Luís (Silva) went and scored, I felt relieved: good thing too, we had like two minutes left or so.

Q: Tyson Michibatsu from Cyberview. Wouldn't it be better for Eleanor Lindgard to play Iona Mizukara since she's a cyborg and thus wouldn't have a hard time focusing 100% at the game?

A: Well, I'm not exactly against it, to be honest, but you as a cyborg yourself should know that being a cyborg doesn't exactly mean being 100% perfect at it. I'm pretty sure the World Cup Committee wouldn't even allow us to field Cyborgs if they were a guarantee of victory at any game they played. The reason I'm being played instead of (Iona) Mizukara is probably because I'm a surprisingly reliable goalkeeper in spite of the eventual shortcoming here and there while Mizukara is shorter and lacking the impulsion for higher shots which is something that I'm the absolute more capable one amongst her, myself and mister Seinosuke (Yoshihama).

Q: Hi, Koji Mikato from Kotobuki TV! Is it true that you're dating a rival from your university days?

A: That's actually correct. Me and (Um) Ji-Ho have been together for the last two months but we usually only meet in off-days and I haven't exactly met her during the World Cup since she's at training camp for Maelstrom (Syogame) and Madam Eleanor said that it'd be a bad look for me to be with my loved one while performing as I do.

At that point, the Hwangju-based reporters rose an eyebrow.

Q: Uh... Kim Heon-Wan here for the WBC, isn't Um Ji-Ho the one that broke your nose back when she played for Ume-Aburana University?

A: Yeah. Love at first broken nose. (laughs) And to be fair, she's not the only one to have done that in my career, just the one I love. (even more laughs)

Q: Zenzo Hanabuki from Hinovo Network. Do you believe that you and your team will beat Farfadillis, surpassing what the Empire has accomplished last time around?

A: Well, madam Eleanor would probably tell you to piss off with the gall of asking whether her team would beat them but I'll be more realistic and nice: maybe. Football is a game that can go both ways and I believe we proved it in the past, including now with this extra-time victory. See that letter A after the score on the news? You can all read that letter A after the result if need be because it shows exactly how we made it against them. We weren't crafty, we weren't amazingly talented, we were the guys who were there, we were the guys that pursued the game and the win. Our gameplan went out of the window for this match and I don't know if we'll be able to keep it together against Farfadillis, but we'll do our best to not only do so but win using the tactics we have.

Q: Mr. Namezono, I'm Claire Lynch from the English NEC. I'm curious to hear what's your opinion on the predictions that the Hinodejin national team would fail in reaching the Quarter-Finals. You already said that the rest of the team was upset but you don't seem like the kind of person to be upset.

A: Eh. Opinions are opinions, to be honest. I'd rather let them think what they want to think and then hope to deliver when it matters. I will say, though, that as a reserve of the 5th Division of Communications for the Hinodejin Imperial Forces that the proper demonym for citizens of the Hinodejin Empire, be them main island-born or anywhere else inside its' long stretches of land, including the recent gains from the brief conflict we recently had, even some planets and only really excluding the Hinodejin colonies, is indeed Hinodejin for both singular and plural uses.

Q: Hey, I'm Lionel Kaoru Matsuda for HITS. Recently, there's been a couple of incidents emanating from Xanneria regarding the Hinodejin Empire which also led to a small kerfuffle with a Hinodejin referee at the Cup of Harmony. Is there any particular thought about them at the moment?

A: Well, I speak of this via my connections to the Imperial Forces but not really, no. Those are very small cases and while we profoundly apologize on behalf of the referee for causing any sort of a needless hassle to Xanneria's national team, we hope they can overlook the whole ordeal like we've overlooked their own cases. Shame it happened, to be honest.

The Hinodejin Empire's national team now looks forward to Farfadillis. While once again been deemed the underdog, this would be their fourth match against a team from Atlantian Oceania so far in this edition of the World Cup, something that has, so far helped them out (the Poltergeists beat Valanora and 95X before their win against Turori, after all). Here's to hoping they can shock popular opinion again and meet the winner of the match-up between Eura and Banija.
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Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:54 pm

OOC: Various linky things to the original tracks; we have officially gone full prog

The Knights of the Oblong Table In....

THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL GRAIL-SHAPED WORLD CUP


Whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil is the true born Captain of the Round of 16 Winners

PART THE FIRST

Upon a fine match day
A host of knights did pray
That from the anvil one could draw the sword.

As each knight took his turn
They found the anvil, held it firm;
None worthy for a second round match win.

Barsanuphius the knight
Appeared to try his might
He dreamed of winning through, as all the rest
To Tzimisces he called to search
And bring for him a sword
In earnest Tzimisces set about his quest.

By a tunnel made of wood
The sword and anvil stood
And Tzimisces drew the sword out of the stone
The anvil now defeated
His quest for the sword completed
A sword that was to win the second round
A sword that was to win the second round

Barsanuphius that day
Saw the sword and knelt to pray
Then gently took it from his coach's hand
He marvelled at his quest
Proclaiming to the rest
Tzimisces must now take the field and play!
Tzimisces must now take the field and play!


PART THE SECOND

Fight fight fight fight!
Tzimisces wields the sword of right
Pellehan you rise a knight
Of many quests you once did dream
To win your place in Tzimisces's team

Go to Belle Haven if you dare
Lure Purple Knights from out their lair
Tackle, run, and pass the ball
This is your greatest match of all

Kneeling in prayer, Pellehan gave the knight
Knowing to win the match he must fight
Eager to tackle those who came his way
He must stay
He must play
The Purple Knights, the Purple Knights
Fight fight fight fight!

Fight fight fight fight!
The final whistle dawns, a moonlight sky
Very soon comes extra time
Purple Knights refuse to yield
Sir Pellehan in prayer doth kneel

Pellehan held fast his ground
Then struck the ball as heart did pound
Alas the goalie saved the ball
To extra time condemned them all.

Answer my prayers, help me to save this land
Guide me by truth laid down by Tzimisce's hand
In extra time, only good we shall see
Victory
In this land
By God's hand
By God's hand.


PART THE THIRD

Gone are the days of the knights
Of the Oblong Table and fights
Gallant men softly crying
Brave armies dying
Extra time soon to be won.

Hearing of new extra time
The match now still on the line
From the North and the East
The knights fell to their knees
Extra time soon to be won.

Come life or death Tzimisces cried
The goalkeeper off his line he spied
Smote the ball from the ground
Where it fell without sound
In the goal 30 metres away

Gone are the days of the knights
Of the Oblong Table and fights
Of the team of Tzimisces
And a win they've just squeezed
With 2 minutes left on the clock.
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Postby Farfadillis » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:33 pm

“And above all, I want this to be a clean game, you hear me?” The pre-game pep talk was almost finishing. “This team has an urge for chaos. I want you to resist it. A clean win, that’s all I ask for.”

After a couple of agreeing nods and a couple of secretly-disagreeing nods, la Vherderoja headed for the pitch. Shockingly, the starting line-up presented no changes from the game against HUElavia. Once famous for being on the harsh side when it came to discipline, it seemed pretty clear Tuzzio had now lost the dressing room’s respect. Not even Bajnok, who was by all metrics underperforming, had to sit this one out.

The game started with Farfadillis playing in much the same way they always do, and with Mriin, typically only a mildly attacking team, adapting to that. The first minutes delighted neutrals. Êns scraped the post in the fifth minute, then Mriin responded with a shot by Taani that forced Tgô to pull off a picturesque save. By the tenth minute, it was clear this would be an entertaining match.

By the fourteenth, the first penalty was committed. Tuuvyr pulled off an inch-perfect through pass to Solara, a player the Farf team very much feared because of previous encounters. Kósa Bajnok, realizing he wasn’t the last man, but that she was about to find a lot of space to shoot, and having faced her regularly in the Nepharim league, quickly decided to risk it and o for a sliding tackle. A less lenient referee would’ve sent him off.

Solara stepped up to take the penalty. A player of her caliber surely wouldn’t miss, the Farves thought. Four steps and a mishit penalty later, they were reminded of just how awful they were at predicting things.

With their only centerback on a yellow, Farfadillis decided to dial it back a little bit, to the surprise of neutrals. They became specially cautious about losing the ball and being counterattacked, so they decided to go for some fancy passing-the-ball-around-and-mostly-getting-nothing-done-ing. Maybe they were finally following their manager’s advice.

After managing no clear chances for almost twenty minutes, the team grew impatient and decided to go for risky passes. rue Cazade went for a high-risk, low-reward through ball which got promptly intercepted by Levaani, who started a swift counterattack that was only stopped when Teijeiro “accidentally” handballed a cross from Mor. Another controversial yellow card was handed out.

This time, Solara did not mishit her penalty, and Farfadillis were left trailing Mriin. Tgô felt stupid for falling for a cheap chip, typical of Farf players.

The Farf team took the goal to mean their patient approach was failing, and they had to revert to their old ways. From there on, they pressed aggressively, went for risky passes and overcommitted to every attack. They almost got punished for it on many ocassions, but they kept doubling down.

When the first half was about to end, a t’Öéséné pass to Oskar Holsteiner was swiftly and cleanly intercepted by Halder. Alas, it was inside the box, and Holsteiner cried murder. The referee, perhaps feeling unjustified remorse from having given the Mrii two penalties, gave Farfadillis the penalty.

Êns stepped up to take it. The star of the Farfadillis team, this was his chance to put the team back in the fight so that they could start the second half refreshed and with high hopes. He might’ve hit the Sun with his penalty.

They finished the first half completely dejected. It looked like Mriin had already won the game. They were definitely winning the mental battle, at least.

Nobody knows what Tuzzio said at half time, but the Farves came out invigorated like never before.

The first ten minutes were all Farfadillis. With no less than three chances in those ten minutes, it was evident that they were about to equalize, and that they did.

A fantastic through pass by Wìjìnì saw Wçêíl receiving the ball in a sizeable pocket of space. He cut in and got clattered when he was about to shoot. At least, that’s what the Farves believe. The Mrii probably believe something entirely different. The call could’ve gone either way.

To the surprise of everyone, it was Oskar Holsteiner that stepped up to take the penalty. Cold dirty, calculating Oskar Holsteiner. Not the goody-two-shoes that was his partner in crime Xíxì Êns. The penalty taker was now a terminator, not a maestro, if you want to refer to them in slightly cringey ways.

There are infinite universe in this wild beast we call Multiverse. In none of the did Solaani save Holsteiner’s penalty. Upper-left corner, full force. The game was tied.

Despite tying the game, Farfadillis did not relent. Mriin perhaps showed their relative inexperience by further relinquishing control of the game. When Farfadillis smells blood, the best you can do is fight back.

Fourteen minutes later, a surprisingly patient play from Farfadillis yielded a great lob from Êns to Holsteiner, who then went for an unlikely goal by shooting from an awkward angle. The obvious play there was to pass it to de Sájajo, who was ready to swerve it in, looking for an incoming rue Cazade. Maybe by chance, but maybe by design, the ball hit Levaani squarely in his left arm. We will never know if Holsteiner aimed for that, but the referee gave the penalty and that was all that mattered. Safe to say the Mrii were not happy at all with the referee by then.

“Will Holsteiner score again?” Many Farves wondered. This time, Solaani managed to tip the ball before it went in. If she’d been a tad unluckier, she might’ve broken a finger. Farfadillis were now ahead.

Now leading, la Vherderoja was frenzier than ever. Every goal seemed to be making them play even more electric football. For the ten minutes following their second goal, Mriin barely scraped by on a couple of fantastic saves from their goalkeeper. However, the Reavers realized, with just ten minutes to go, that they had to fight back or they’d be eliminated.

And so went the rest of the game. Mriin and Farfadillis exchanged blows. The players were extremely tired by the end, as counterattacks were not in short supply. There was even one counter-counter-counterattack. However, neither team seemed to be able to beat the other’s goalkeeper.

With only a few seconds left and due to necessity, Mriin were playing more offensively than Farfadillis. A clutch tackle at the edge of the box from Marchiondo started one final counterattack. He passed the ball to de Sájajo, who sent Holsteiner through on goal. Three Mrii defenders hurried back. As soon as Holsteiner stepped on the box, Bruun went for a risky challenge. One of those that, when pulled off, are higlight reel worthy. Displaying exquisite technique, the right back managed to snatch the ball from Holsteiner.

Just as she looked to start one final counterattack, she heard the referee signal towards the box one final time. Holsteiner had dove again.

With spirits running very, very high by this point, viewers had to wait a full five minutes before the penalty could be taken. Miraculously, no actual fight broke out.

Holsteiner stepped up to take the penalty. Many thought he’d chip it, as would any Farf in that circumstance. However, that wasn’t Oskar’s style. With a surprisingly long run-up, he chose substance over style and smashed the ball into the roof of the net. There was nothing for Solaani to do.
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WC84 - Ro16 v. Baker Park (4-3)

Postby Vilita » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:54 pm

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Jungle Cats Crush Hosts Dreams, Face Starblaydia in rare Rivalry Matchup


Rogers Stadium, Endborough, Baker Park :: It was a thriller of a Round of 16 fixture that saw the host nation ultimately bested by the #1 team in the multiverse but not without an incredible fight. The Vilita National Team came out swinging scoring just two minutes into the match through internationstatal domestic transfer target Cywrenta Vlintejni. The play was fairly balanced in the first half and the hosts finally found an equalizer just past the half hour mark, sliding one past Mako Canopii to ensure the sides went into the break all square.

It took nearly 30 minutes into the second half before the deadlock was broken, this time on a corner kick that would start a frantic finish to the match which ended in an explosion of goals and somehow didn't require extra time. The delivery came in from Vlintejni and found the head of Rojara Tiones who scored their first ever World Cup Finals goal.

Less than five minutes later the Jungle Cats seemed to secure their passage through to the Quarter Finals with a goal from Nii'arala Milaaso who had come on as a substitute at half time for Eastal Lunar FC teammate Limu Karatakhna as the Jungle Cats looked to get a more attacking formation and switched from a 3-5-2 to a 3-4-3 with Milaaso sitting in the slot behind the front trio and making the most of their adapted role.

The lead would not last long however as the home side took advantage of their unique knowledge of some of the quirks of the baseball stadium-turned-World Cup pitch to claw their way back into the match. Jamari Bozeman provided the spark for the Commonwealth team, setting up Missy Tilton for a volley to pull the home team within a goal then, just minutes after the restart, took matters in their own hands to level the scores and causing the 40,000+ in attendance at the Rogers Stadium to erupt. It appeared Baker Park were back in the match and the dream of a World Cup knockout round victory on home soil was still in tact.

Then, Berali Tzufarei happened. The Rammsissil striker who has 7 Vilitan Stellar Division top goalscorer awards had lost their place in the starting lineup of the Vilitan National Team due to the rise of Sipke Tarala and Nii'arala Milaaso. But Tzufarei was introduced as a substitute to make things happen and the Jungle Cats top goalscroer from World Cup 78 and World Cup 80 proved they still had what it takes to compete at the highest level, finding the back of the net, silencing Endborough and the entire Commonwealth of Baker Park and sending the top team in the multiverse through to the World Cup Quarter Finals.

Vilita [4] - [3] Commonwealth of Baker Park

:: Vilita Goalscorers ::
:: 2' Cywrenta Vlintejni
:: 70' Rojara Tiones
:: 73' Nii'arala Milaaso
:: 84' Berali Tzufarei
:: Vilita Statistics ::
:: Possession: 59%
:: Shots on Target: 9
:: Corner Kicks: 6
:: Commonwealth of Baker Park Statistics ::
:: Possession: 41%
:: Shots on Target: 9
:: Corner Kicks: 8



Vilita Jungle Cats Lineup v. Commonwealth of Baker Park ::
[GK] Mako Canopii, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [D.] Rojara Tiones, [D.] Linkat Cjinder, [ML] Va'a-Rio Kiwavn, [MC] Limu Katarakhna, [MC] Cywrenta Vlintejni, [MC] Polaox Torerun, [MR] Jyuola Mtalata, [FC] Sipke Tarala, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni
BENCH::
[FC] Nii'arala Milaaso, [FC] Nuola Brenzil, [M] Jurzen Devmiko, [M] Lentali Purama, [U ] Berali Tzufarei, [D] Inbekira Ajhabekk, [GK] Hanauma Ranbomahi



It was a tumultuous time to be a top ranked team at the World Cup Finals as just two of the top five teams in the multiverse had made it through to the Quarter Finals ensuring as well that at least half of the Semi-Finalists would be, on paper, unexpected. Additionally, among the final 8 teams in the World Cup 84 Finals were just four teams from the Top 8 in the World Rankings. Vilita (1st), Banija (3rd), Starblaydia (6th) and Eura (7th). They would each be paired against another in the Quarter Final stage with the most prestigious World Cup match of all time taking place at Rogers Stadium in Endborough, a total of Ten World Cup trophies between Vilita and Starblaydia yet the two teams would be meeting for the very first time in the World Cup knockout rounds.

As the number one team in the multiverse, Vilita would already be favored on paper and would have the added boost of not requiring any travel with the match scheduled to be played in the very same stadium that the Jungle Cats defeated Baker Park in the Round of 16. However, there is much more to this matchup then rankings and locations. Although the number of truly meaningful games the two sides have played in the World Cup could be counted on a single fist, the two nationals teams are intimately entwined in the fabric of each other. Starblaydia's very first competitive senior international was the opening matchday of the World Cup 15 Qualifiers, a 2-1 defeat at the hands of the Vilita Jungle Cats. Vilita's first ever World Cup title came in Starblaydia & Druida, the first ever World Cup hosted entirely in Calania yet won by the team from the Vilitan Cove, a feat which would stand as the only achievement of significance - the pinnacle of Vilitan sport for the next 48 cycles. The rivalry would grow legs on the regional level when the two nations contested the AOCAF 6 and AOCAF 8 championship matches against each other, with each taking one trophy from the other. At the World Cup level, however, the two sides had only met once. World Cup 34 in the Group Stage when it was for a time believed that the book of Starblaydia in the World Cup had opened with a defeat at Vilita, and then closed with one too as Starblaydia withdrew from competitive international footsport following their elimination from World Cup 34 on a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Vilita.

It was the start of a darker time in central Atlantian Oceania but both nations would climb out of the dark ages and rise to the top of the mountain once more. It wouldn't take Starblaydia long - winning three titles between World Cup 41 and World Cup 47. Vilita were not competitive at this time however and wouldn't get back to the top of the sport until the mid-60's in another period of Starblaydi decline.

Now, nearly 70 cycles and 270 years later in Starblaydi time, and at least a few weeks later in Vilitan time, Vilita and Starblaydia clash once more. Only this time, the stakes are as high as they could be. The winner will likely take over the mantle of #1 Team in the multiverse. The winner will move on to face a team outside the Top 14 with a spot in the World Cup 84 Final on the line. The winner will protect their position as joint-all-time-winningest nation in World Cup history, and move on with a chance to claim sole possession of that title with a Sixth World Cup title in their sights.

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Postby Cassadaigua » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:02 pm

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Postby Eura » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:23 pm

EURA – 5
Bond 6, 61
Townsend 15
Burns 68
Coltrane 90

95X - 3
Dart 39, 41
Notgnirrah 78

There’s a recurring theme to be found in Eura’s opening games at World Cups. That theme is goals, goals and, er, more goals. Past victims of this trend include teams such as Free Republics, and Recuecn at the last cup. The story takes a familiar pattern; Eura blast a hatful of goals past their opponent without getting a clean sheet themselves, in some cases leaking a number of goals that would normally lose them a match. 95X must have hoped that they could be the team to break the pattern, but they were found wanting from the word go. Eura ratcheted up early pressure, Moira Woakes crossed deep to the back post from the right with six minutes on the clock, and Brian Bond was there to calmly thump home a volley from an angle, not even needing to take a touch to control the ball. Lauren Hills was looking shaky in goal, almost dropping a second Bond shot in at the near post and distributing every ball back to her into the stands. When Anthony Townsend found himself through on goal having easily escaped the offside trap he didn’t find it very difficult to chip the ball over her head and in.

Nothing had happened so far to suggest Eura were going to let in a couple as they always do in these tournament openers. 95X getting back into the game was contingent on a Euran defensive error to give them an opening. Luckily for them history tells us that a Euran opening game at the World Cup was not Euran at all if they didn’t make such errors. It came out of nothing, Stanley Burns lingering on the ball on the left side and chopping it back towards Kevin Belgrave. The Directus keeper calmly passed the ball back out in the direction of Dean Steele who not so calmly let himself be chased down and tackled by Roisin Dart on the edge of the box. Dart reacted quickly to poke the ball through Belgrave’s legs and make it 2-1. Just minutes later Charles Roberts got in on the action, looping up a relatively simple clearance on the edge of the six yard box. The ball plummeted back down and Dart was there again to bundle it in despite being surrounded by red shirts.

On the touchline a nervous Michael Brandon was forced to watch his side limp to half time. The contents of his half time pep talk didn’t require a whole lot of thought. ‘You’re all playing in top leagues for top clubs, and yet you’re defending like its fucking Sunday league! Sort it out. Monica, drop deeper and cover so we can get some stability. We’re going to play a lower line and not look for offsides. Let them come at us, see them off, then get them on the break. They can’t keep up these levels for long. Have I been clear enough or do we need to start talking subs?’ There wasn’t even a minor utterance of discontent from the players, who knew their manager was on point.

In the early minutes of the second half they played to his instructions. 95X were stifled and their energy sapped – perfect. Scott Coles took the opportunity to launch that decisive counter Brandon expected, putting Bond through out of nothing for the talismanic striker to round Hills and score. The pressure on Eura was released completely by Burns redeeming himself at a corner with a flicked header into the top right hand corner. Natalie Notgnirrah made the Euran’s nervous with a goal back, but hopes of a 95X comeback were finally over by the time that Oscar Coltrane came off the bench to add a late fifth.

VALANORA - 2
Hawk 54
va Drake 85

EURA - 5
Woakes 33
Salverda (OG) 45+1
Bond 50
Bowman 73
Griffiths 79

Valanora presented a very different challenge to 95X. They were legends of the game, but on a long dry run in terms of World Cup success. They were hungry – maybe a little too hungry. Brandon correctly judged that the Vanorians would go all out to beat Eura after a shock defeat against Kita-Hinode. He selected the same starting lineup as had played 95X but with one key difference; Armstrong, Rowland and Woakes would play deeper than they normally did, ready to soak up Vanorian pressure and exploit them on the counter, much like Eura had done in the second half of the opening game. Colin Donaldson was bouncing on the touchline, more animated than usual, appropriately so given that his attacking (but normally not reckless) team were set up to assault the Eurans in force. Brandon cut a more reserved figure.

The plan worked a treat. The Vanorians spent the opening half an hour trying and failing to cut through Eura’s hardened middle, facing a Euran defensive unit that had wised up massively since the previous match. Even the timeless midfielder Laborious Hawk was growing in their frustration. He encapsulated his teams display in the 31st minute, brilliantly out manoeuvring Monica Rowland outside the area only to forgo an easy pass to Thor Møller and shoot instead. It was a weak effort, easy for Belgrave to get down to and stop dead. Vexed by their lack of success, the Vanorians began to misplace passes. It only took one to give Eura the initiative.

Yuki Hatsune was under increasing pressure from Rowland and found herself overpowered in one instance, desperately releasing a pass back to Iben Fjørtoft. The defender was nowhere near close enough for it to work. Woakes raced on to the loose ball, sprinted forward and threw the retreating Fjørtoft off balance with a late cut inside. She tucked the ball past Sean Smørdal with ease, unable to believe her good fortune. Eura now had the momentum and confidence to come forward, reverting to their more attacking instincts, earning their just reward for their patience and discipline minutes before half time when a wayward Armstrong strike rebounded off Jouri Salverda’s legs and trickled past Smørdal.

Brian Bond had a million thoughts racing through is mind at half time. His side were 2-0 up even though he’d been marginalised throughout. It was an unusual experience for a man with more than a hint of Oslgorad arrogance about him and the quality to match the ego. Of course he understood the context of the game meant that, for the good of the team, he was mainly acting as a more conservative cente forward, holding the ball up and playing in attacking midfielders on the counter. He made a promise to himself without a word to any of the squad or Brandon around him. Whatever the situation is when I first get the ball this half, I’m going to score, regardless of how many barriers are in front of me.

He lined up ahead of Hawk ahead of kick off, staring the Vanorian legend right in the eye. Hawk smirked back in response, maybe seeing a little bit of his own burning desire for perfection in Bond’s eyes. A few minutes passed before the moment would come. Bond was patiently strutting about the Vanorian backline, pressing players in possession in search of an opening for his team. When Valanora got forward again Faeron Soldarian made the fatal error, letting Rowland flick the ball off his feet and shouting out in frustration as the loose ball reached Roberts at centreback. Roberts launched a long ball forward for Rhys Griffiths to knock down with his right boot. The ball travelled on to Bond, who lay in wait just outside the centre circle. In a blur of pace, strength and skill, he meandered between Hatsune and Eivind Strømmen, shouldered off a helpless Fjørtoft and drove in an absolute thunderbolt from 25 yards out.

Bond didn’t make much of his opportunity to celebrate, simply sticking one finger in the air – I’m number one, as he so often liked to remind everyone – and letting his teammates swarm him. The Vanorians heads dropped with the deficit now at three goals, meaning an unprecedented comeback was required just to take the game to extra time. Hawk did not bow his head at the challenge and responded to one act of brilliance with another. Woakes clumsily conceded a free kick from a similar distance to goal that Bond had scored from. Hawk stepped up and calmly lifted the ball over the wall and well beyond the reach of Belgrave into the top right hand corner. For a few minutes at least, the game was back on.

Despite having conceded moments before Brandon opted to make changes to take the game to Valanora, sensing that they were tiring enough to be exploited. Underwood came on for Woakes and Damion Bowman for Townsend, with Griffiths shifting out to the right. Bond took centre stage again to put the tie out of the Vanorians reach, holding off Ilglerdiriel Lithvathar with ease out on the right wing so that he could drive an awkward cross across the box. All three defenders misread the trajectory and had to despairingly look on as Bowman appeared from nowhere to head in. Griffiths then benefitted from an unstoppable Underwood run from his own half, meeting Underwood’s perfectly weighted pass at the edge of the area to finesse the ball around Smørdal.

Understandably the keeper had some choice words for his defenders, yet in truth the Eurans 5-1 advantage was as much a product of Eura’s excellent performance as it was their opponent’s shortcomings. Bond was withdrawn for Fletcher as Eura looked to see the remaining time out and avoid any injuries or suspensions. Espy va Drake looked distraught in the middle of the park. This was his last campaign; he certainly did not want it to end with a drubbing in only the second game of the group stage. At least he would bow out with a goal, belatedly stabbing in a Møller cutback in the late stages of the game. The final whistle blew – the Vanorians sank to their knees, and the Eurans punched the air. It wasn’t a representative scoreline, but still, the Eurans knew their performance had been rewarded justly.

EURA – 0

KITA-HINODE – 0

Not every game can be a memorable thriller. Eura and Kita-Hinode turned up to this one both guaranteed a place in the next round and with little to play for other than a seeding. Eura rotated massively to save their legs for the next game, allowing fringe members of the squad to make a claim for appearing in future. Few did so bar the defenders and Robert Griffin in goal. There was a paucity of clear chances for either side, Juri Kisame and Luis Silva coming closest for the Hinodejin while Coltrane and Morgan Fox tested Myozan Namezono at the other end. A draw beckoned, unthreatened by any further attempts to score, and as a result Eura progressed to the next round with a goalless draw.

EURA – 1 AET
Bond miss pen 90+4
Underwood 111

CASSADAIGUA - 0
Enriquez s/o 90+4

Co-hosts Cassadaigua had peppered Eura’s goal for most of the first half in the first knockout game of the tournament. Belgrave had been on fine form, keeping the Fillies out of his net despite their best efforts. Eura’s general performance had been underwhelming. The Fillies had been in fine form. However there was no reward for that performance, meaning they entered the second period with their energy sapped and confidence beginning to wobble. Eura came back into the game, taking more and more control as the clock ticked closer to ninety minutes. In the dying moments of stoppage time what had been a disappointing game came to life with a moment of sheer unadulterated drama.

The Fillies had been looking to see out stoppage time without incident, hoping to have a better time of things in the extra half an hour or at least take the game to penalties. Madness struck Lupe Enriquez, who ignored this imperative to survive and chose to clatter Griffiths inches inside the box with less than a minute of stoppage time on the clock. She’d already been booked for a clumsy challenge earlier in the half and subsequently saw red for this one. There was pandemonium on the pitch, the Fillies taking umbrage at the decision, the Eurans forcefully arguing for it. It appeared this rash act of pure stupidity had handed Eura a win. Bond stepped up to take the penalty, confident as ever. Jaws dropped around the stadium and the world when he tamely sent the ball low and only a metre to the right of Kelsey Morgan who dived heroically to pad the ball wide.

Eura were given time to take their corner and waste it before the final whistle. Bond stood in disbelief in virtually the same position for two or three minutes, unable to comprehend how he’d failed to convert. The Fillies then came out to extra time brimming with confidence and belief having only just survived. In spite of being down to ten players they played like there was twelve of them, beating the Eurans to every ball and forcing Brandon’s side to sit deep and see out a period of intense scrutiny. When Griffiths pulled up with a limp, Brandon decided he’d had enough. ‘Dion!’ The veteran Bastion striker looked up from his warmup routine .’You’re coming on, now.’ The tactical change, Eura’s final substitution, was to bring off Griffiths, put Bond out on the left and Underwood up front. The ageing striker still had a short period of raw pace in him if managed correctly.

Fellow substitutes Coltrane and Haines were largely anonymous after coming off earlier and at first Underwood had little influence on the match. Eura re-established control after the Fillies had battered on their door for ten minutes, but were not creating any clear chances. There had to be an opening somewhere. Underwood was ruthless on the break and even more so against a defence that were a player short as the Fillies had used all of their substitutions. When his moment came it was from an unlikely source. Madison McClain had impressed coming on only to spurn her best chance, shooting straight at Belgrave who saved easily. Belgrave reacted quickly to spot Underwood lying in wait on the halfway line. He launched the ball down the pitch with a huge drop kick, finding a massive gap behind the exposed Filles back line.

Underwood raced away, knocked the ball ahead of himself, and in the end opted for a dinked finish just as Morgan clattered into his legs on the edge of the area. He found himself on his back, unsure of what had happened, until his jubilant teammates mobbed him for scoring the winner. It might not have mattered had he missed, as Morgan would no doubt have been shown red for a blatant foul, requiring the Fillies to put an outfield player in goal. Still, a winning goal was preferable to a penalty shoot-out regardless of whether or not the opposition had a proper keeper between the posts. A tense few minutes passed without further incident as Eura secured their berth in the next round. Underwood trudged off the pitch with cameras focusing on him from all angles. He didn’t like being second fiddle these days. Yet he couldn’t help but smile when the familiar chant of Dion, Dion, Dion! rung once more from the sea of Euran supporters.
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Vilita outmuscle Starblaydia in historic Quarter Final clash


Rogers Stadium, Endborough, Baker Park :: Heading into the World Cup 84 Quarter Final at Rogers Stadium in Baker Park, the Vilitan National Team and the National Team of Starblaydia had met 18 teams across a variety of competition with a nearly even record - 6 Wins a piece and 6 Draws. Well, that is if you believe the Jhanna Chronicle. In actuality, the two teams had met 19 teams though the missing game was probably one that both sides would want to forget either way. The match that the Chronicle had overlooked was a 1-1 draw during the World Cup 19 Group Stage. It was perhaps the closest thing the two nations ever had to a World Cup knockout round match up as those were the stakes on Matchday 3 of World Cup 19. Win or go home. The problem was, neither side won - so they both would go home. Vilita and Starblaydia finished bottom of the group in surprising fashion as recalled by the Druidan media:

In Group B, Vilita and Starblaydia were overwhelming favourites to go through, but both were beaten to the next round by that little place next to Starblaydia, Nova Brittanicus. Surely that table is upside-down? Surely they can't keep this run going against Audioslavia next.


Of course, Nova Brittanicus would lose to Audislavia allowing them to go on to the World Cup Final and lose predictably the next two Cups. Druida and Starblaydia would host that next Cup which Vilita would win as an underdog. It was the dawn of Atlantian Oceania's rise as a sporting power in Starblaydia and Druida and the Jungle Cats came in, took the trophy then waltzed off into the country side proud enough of their lone accomplishment they could forever dangle over their true rivals, the Island Emirate of Turori. While they would ultimately become five-time World Cup Champions, the Jungle Cats would achieve their heights in completely different eras then Starblaydia would. It would become a great battle for World Cup Supremacy between Starblaydia - who won their first title in World Cup 25, and Valanora, who first broke through in World Cup 40 - Also in Starblaydia. Valanora and Starblaydia would exchange the next five World Cup titles to give the purple peril the all time mark at 4 World Cups to Valanora's 3. Then came World Cup 47, the two greats of the World Cup would clash in the World Cup Final, in Valanora, where the Elves had the chance to tie the all time mark of 4 World Cup titles. The could not. Instead it would be Starblaydia claiming their fifth, and to this day final, World Cup title.

The Vanorians would catch up, winning World Cup 52 to get their 4th and World Cup 61 to get their 5th. All the while, Vilita still had just one. A footnote in the history of the World Cup perhaps best known as the nation which kick started the Baptism of Fire Cup and transitioned it from a novelty competition to a regular staple of the World Cup cycle having hosted the tournament from World Cup 16 through World Cup 25 including twice with Starblaydia as a co-host.

It was World Cup 68. There was no Starblaydia - the World Cup 63 runners-up did not qualify for the big show. Valanora, the other five-time World Cup Champions were knocked out of the group stage by Turori and were just a few slim cycles away from failing to qualify for the World Cup themselves, ended their consecutive appearance streak during the madness of World Cup 71. It was an open opportunity for a new team to establish themselves at the upper echelon of the World Cup and the Vilita Jungle Cats took that opportunity to instantly elevate themselves from a footnote in the annals of ancient World Cup history to a two-time World Cup Champion and contender, one of the elite teams in the multiverse. With Valanora in turmoil, many fleeing the land and the makeup of the national team changing; and Starblaydia a shadow of their former selves, the World Cup was redefining itself. The Holy Empire, winners of World Cup 48, had won three World Cups in the 60's to move within one of the all time mark set by Valanora and Starblaydia. They would have a chance to equal the mark in poetic fashion during World Cup 80 in Starblaydia and Equestria but fell flat in the Final, losing to a woeful Brenecia side. Just that quick the door was open again and this time it was Vilita, who had won their third World Cup in Quebec and San Jose Quayabal, who captured their fourth in Banija and the Free Republics setting up an epic World Cup 82 Semi-Final matchup. It would be Vilita vs. The Holy Empire. Two teams with four World Cup's a piece. The World Cup 82 Final would be at the Battleground in Raynor City, Valnora - Home of the five-time World Cup Champion Marauders of Valanora. One of the two teams in the final would be looking to equal the all time mark set by Valanora and Starblaydia.

Vilita would win the Semi-Final match 2-0 and then cruise to their fifth World Cup title by defeating colonial rivals Turori in a 3-0 final blowout. The crowd cheered on as they watched history in the making and knew they were part of something special yet again.

Yet it is a special time in the history of the World Cup as three teams sharing 5 World Cup titles a piece are proving to be at the peak of their game with another having 4 titles right on their heels. 19 between the four nations of which three of them were contesting the Quarter-Finals on the Baker Park half of the World Cup 84 Finals with two of them, 10 World Cup titles between them, competing against each other.

That is how the stage was set for the first ever knockout round matches between two of the most storied sides in World Cup history who had each previously reached their peak when the other was in a trough. That was, until now. Until the World Cup 82 Champion Vilita Jungle Cats clashed with the World Cup 83 Runner-Up Starblaydia. For the first time ever the two nations were hitting their stride at the same time. Both nations featured players on their roster who played in the other nations domestic league. Both nations had been here before but never against each other. The Jungle Cats had crashed out in the Quarter Finals during World Cup 83 at the hands of the host nation Banija yet had narrowly maintained their World #1 Ranking position. Now, it was time for them to prove they deserved that ranking.

The stakes were clear. Only one team would remain with a chance to win a record 6th World Cup title. By advancing, that team would also ensure, at the very least, they maintained a share of the all-time World Cup record with 5 titles. Additionally, whichever team won would take over as the #1 ranked team in the multiverse. For a rivalry that had taken nearly 70 cycles to catch up to everything that was promised of it on that first Match day of World Cup 15, things certainly escalated quickly. The only way there could have been more on the line would have been if the venue were the Dagan Airways Stadium in Concord Heights and it was the World Cup Final itself being contested.

The captains led their teams onto the pitch, Polaox Torerun for Vilita in Jungle Teal and Cove Blue and Viola Capodanno for Starblaydia in White and Purple. Behind them were the goalkeepers, Mako Canopii with the start for the Jungle Cats while Vilitan-based net minder Cosmo Leopoldi donned the gloves for the Purple Peril. For the second straight round, all eyes were on Starblaydia as the match of the round after they survived a rematch of the World Cup 83 Final taking out defending champion Equestria in the Round of 16 only to be drawn against the #1 ranked Jungle Cats in the Quarter Finals.

It would be the Jungle Cats who struck first in the 18th minute through their captain Polaox Torerun netting for the second time during the cycle and first since the opening goal of the first match day of the Finals against Audioslavia. Should the Vilitan National Team ultimately achieve their goal of lifting the World Cup 84 trophy in Cassadaigua it would be a fitting path; having opened the tournament against Audioslavia - the team they defeated to win their first World Cup title, then enacted revenge on Siovanija and Teusland, the team that ended their most recent reign as AOCAF Champions.

While possession was fairly even throughout the first half it had largely been Vilita with the better scoring opportunities. That all changed in the 37th minute however when a moment of magic from Arkady Krakowski set the scores level once more energizing the purple clad supporters who had made the trip in from the Round of 16 matchup at the Prince William Stadium in Newmarket.
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As the second half began it didn't take long for Vilita to deflate the energy out of the Starblaydi supporters as the newly introduced Va'a-Rio Kiwavn earned a free kick on the edge of the 18 yard box. The Jungle Cats executed a perfect maneuver from the training ground with Kiwavn flicking the ball to the veteran Cavuna Aquafek who transitioned from hands on hips to delivering an inch perfect curling shot in the upper 90 beyond the outstretched reach of Leopoldi.

It was a bow-wave of sound that echoed across Rogers Stadiums as the Starblaydi fans silenced while the Vilitans rose in a raucous cheer. The momentum of the match had swung back in the favor of the Jungle Cats and Starblaydia were on their heels. World Cup Hall of Famer Ázëwyn Fëanáro orchestrated changes on the Starblaydi sideline introducing Carmine Velasquez but the normally effective Corinthian Spirits substitute was cancelled out by an inspired Inbekira Ajhabekk on the Vilitan defense. As the match pressed on, Starblaydia grew more desperate for the equalizer that would save their season but the critical moment came in the 67th minute when the right back Maria Reyes fouled Polaox Torerun just inside the penalty area. Reyes, who was booked late in the first half for a mis-timed tackle that had otherwise no bearing on the match itself was now pleading her case to the referee but it was to no avail. The Chaolan Zaibatsu defender was shown a second yellow card for the foul that resulted in her dismissal, forcing the 6th ranked side in the multiverse to finish the match with only 10 players on the pitch.

Following Vilitan policy of allowing the player who was fouled take any penalty kicks, Polaox Torerun stepped up and calmly converted to double the Jungle Cats advantage with their second goal of the game, sending Leopoldi the wrong direction on the spot kick. Starblaydia tried to respond but lacking numbers they were unable to get the chances they needed to get back into the game. Vilita would hold on for a 3-1 victory advancing the Quarter Finals for the fifth straight World Cup, an all time record for the Vilitan National Team, continuing to eclipse the previous record which was two consecutive Quarter Final appearances achieved on just three separate occasions in history.

Vilita [3] - [1] Starblaydia

:: Vilita Goalscorers ::
:: 18' Polaox Torerun
:: 46' Cavuna Aquafek
:: 67' Polaox Torerun
:: Vilita Statistics ::
:: Possession: 50%
:: Shots on Target: 11
:: Corner Kicks: 12
:: Starblaydia Statistics ::
:: Possession: 50%
:: Shots on Target: 7
:: Corner Kicks: 9



Vilita Jungle Cats Lineup v. Starblaydia ::
[GK] Mako Canopii, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [D.] Inbekira Ajhabekk, [D.] Linkat Cjinder, [ML] Jurzen Devmiko, [MC] Polaox Torerun, [MC] Cavuna Aquafek, [MR] Cywrenta Vlintejni, [FC] Berali Tzufarei, [FC] Sipke Tarala, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni
BENCH::
[FC] Nii'arala Milaaso, [FC] Fishtii Blikala, [M] Limu Katarakhna, [M] Jyuola Mtalata, [U ] Va'a-Rio Kiwavn, [D] Mileke Drokasorna, [GK] Vernasa Sanamun



After contesting two consecutive matches at Rogers Stadium in Endborough, the Vilitan National Team would be packing their bags and heading off to Collins Park in Oceana for their third Semi-Final appearance in the previous four World Cup cycles. It was put up or be shut up time for the Jungle Cats who had only once in their history finished in third place in the World Cup. It was as reigning 3rd place finishers that they opened up the 73rd World Cup Cycle against Nephara - the team that the Jungle Cats will move on to face in the World Cup 84 Semi-Finals. Nephara would go on to win the following World Cup - World Cup 74 for their first triumph on the World Stage. Now, after having missed World Cup 78 the Nepharim have rebranded flying a new flag and look to re-establish themselves as one of the top teams in the multiverse by upsetting the Jungle Cats and advancing once more to the World Cup Final.

It will not be an easy task, however, as this Golden Generation of Vilitan players have put together an all-time national record wins streak that now stretches 17 games back to Matchday 8 of the World Cup 84 Qualifiers against Zwangzug. If there had been any question whether this current Vilitan National Team was the greatest ever collection of Vilitan Players, those doubts have likely been erased by this teams performance thus far in Cassadaigua and Baker Park. The only question that remains is whether this team can achieve the next level of greatness by earning a record sixth World Cup title and take a spot alongside the four-time champion team from Aguazul as the best generational teams in World Cup history.

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Postby Nephara » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:12 am

Nephara 3 - 2 Holy Empire
(4-4-2) 1 - Mercator; 2 - Stride, 5 - Thorn, 6 - Brosch, 3 - Close (c); 13 - Saroszi, 4 - Shone (15 - Rauch 57'), 21 - Moxham (8 - Chalk 87'), 11 - Strongbow; 9 - Hawke (17 - Bastable 76'), 10 - Metzger
Goals: Strongbow 20', Bastable 79', Brosch 83'

The Nepharim filtered into the tunnel to lick their wounds. It had been a bruising opening period, and for once, not in their favour. Though the imperial loricae slowed down its wearers, it did not do so nearly as well as anyone had hoped, and as always, no matter what fresh aberration the Holy Empire threw out onto the pitch - really, cataphracts were perhaps the most normal the Cormorants had ever faced - they were always capable of racking up the goals. If a pack of rabbits had come within a penalty shootout of winning the World Cup, then nothing could be taken for granted, let alone anything with opposable thumbs.
At least the fans hadn't given up. Some guy in full green and black bodypaint was sitting on the Godhead hammering incessantly on drums. Moxham and Saroszi, close friends, compared notes and realised they were both subconsciously timing passes to its beat.
Strauss could have panicked. Panicking was the easy thing to do, and maybe she was, a little, in her own mind. But she couldn't show it. The team needed to be calmed down, given an arm around the shoulder, told to keep things up in a generic sense.
Perhaps with one exception. Strongbow was running the show in attack, and had come up with their goal thus far. She'd gone down again, heavily, but refused to be brought low. She'd been dragged off the pitch, the physio had worked on her for a couple desperate minutes, and she'd come back stronger than ever. But in the short time she'd spent out of commission and Nephara playing with ten, Pellehan had put the Empire in the lead. So she was with a point to prove, and at her most dangerous. Strauss let her seethe.
Ilyana Brosch didn't escape Strauss' notice, either. Normally one with no filter, she was uncharacteristically quiet, lurking around the fringes, looking contemplative. She was perhaps a little at fault for the first goal, mostly beaten by Pellinore's strength and the perfection of Mirax's pass to him, but she was beaten regardless as the Knight of the Bsat Glatisant whipped a low strike beyond Mercator. There are no goals without mistakes, after all. But she was far away. Two days prior, in fact.

"This is so fucking stupid," Brosch muttered under her breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear anyway.
The whole thing was Gabriel Lockheed's idea, so naturally he was eager to defend it in his "C'mon, Yana, it makes perfect sense."
"Seeing a sorceress makes perfect sense?"
"Sure, sure. Fight fire with fire, yeah?"
"I... I guess? I see? No, I don't. How the hell did you find her, anyway?"
"Oh, twii.tur."
"You're kidding me."
Morena Deventer chuckled. "I'll know if she's a fraud, Yana. Don't worry."
"What?"
"I'll know."
Laconic Malachi Chalk was the fourth and final of the band. He cleared his throat, and jerked his head. "She's here. Must be. I can smell the incense."
Nepharim tradition held that the most powerful and respected did not go by their true name. Rook Aries' right and left hands were known to history as Eminence and Trident. Strider and Hangman were still the names of bogeymen that would come for Brenecian children if they didn't eat their vegetables. Even today, the leading generals in the Sameban conflict had taken on the mantle of the Butcher, the Beast and immense Thunderer. And those who dealt with the fey energies of the March, of course, could afford least to go by their true name, for when a fey had your name, they had you. Therefore, the quartet eventually found themselves in the presence of Blood Moon, an epithet which, Brosch noted, described not only the colour of her flowing gauze robes but her approximate size and shape. She sat in a lotus position that seemed ripe for Escher, and her eyes were shut, lids daubed in red and gold glitter.
"You may enter!" she called out just as Chalk's hand brushed against the bead curtain. "But know you find yourself in the presence of a grand and honoured sorceress..."

The Cormorants' great friend against the Cataphracts was fatigue. The indefatigable Nepharim will against the effects of the harsh Commonwealth sun on armour. That in mind, the match followed a predictable pattern.
Nephara had been gaining momentum pretty much straight from the Imperial goal, and Hawke and Moxham had both tested Joaseph in goal, but since the much-needed half-time break, the refreshed cataphracts were ready for another tilt.
The Cormorants held on for the charge. Ten full minutes, backs against the wall. Mercator saving routinely from Pellehan, spectacularly from Therapon. Brosch took a free kick from Mirax right in the face.
The danger began to subside, just as Tawny Shone picked up an inevitable caution for cleaning out Pellinore ("Sorry, you think I was actually gonna hurt the tin can?" she screamed at the referee before Close and Thorn forcibly lead her away) and was duly substituted for Ferena Rauch. She knew she needed an imperious performance. She provided it. She and Moxham wrested control of the centre of the park, and then the Cormorants began to pick up chances from the inevitable gaps in the back line.
Rovena Stride provided the most dangerous of these, a sweeping diagonal ball that seemed to loop over everyone. Hawke flattened Joaseph as neither reached the cross. Joaseph took some time to get off the floor, and for a fleeting moment looked over to the bench. His backup looked over, impassively, and slowly shook his head. With a groan, Joaseph got to his feet, Hawke clambering up over him. The breakthrough was coming. Metzger and Strongbow came close. Kurtis Bastable was thrown on and with his first touch, saw the cross swinging in from Stride - yet another from the impressive young fullback - threw himself forward and somehow missed, chesting clear from surely two yards out at the far post.
But he picked himself up and kept prowling forward and when Strongbow's pass found him in stride it was rewarded with a sweeping finish beyond and below the still-winded Joaseph. All business; he kissed the back of his hand, raised it to the fans in tribute and immediately went to take the ball back to the halfway line. No issue having to fight the Empire over it, though; they wanted a goal, too. Nearly got one, the substitute Esclabor forcing Mercator into a scrambling save hoofed forward desperately by Thorn, and that improvised by Rauch into a counterattack, firing down the right for Saroszi to turn inside and get clattered by Akepsimas and...
And now there was a free kick, deep in enemy territory, with Brosch one of the many tall bodies thrown up. And she thought back to that smoky room in the back of the pub...

The others had all gone first. Had their readings done, their blessings imparted. First Lockheed, eagerly - it had been his idea and his connection, after all, and he'd brought as tribute some shavings from the moss on the Godhead - and then the curious Deventer, then Chalk. Brosch had gently warmed from cynical to sceptical over the course of it. But still. It just felt...
Blood Moon smiled. "I know what you are expecting. Or, more precisely, expect not to find. You think I promise a rush of strength, adrenaline, yes?"
"Maybe. I mean, yeah, I guess I did until you started talking about how you probably aren't--"
"I felt a rush of strength," said Lockheed supportively.
Brosch waved him off. "Hush, Gabe, the adults are talking."
Blood Moon chuckled. Distant parts of her continued to undulate for seconds. "What I promise is a... a clarity of mind. They have their edge, the power of their Dreamed Realm - beyond the ken of even I, the magnificent Blood Moon. But you are a mystic creature as well, deep down. A Marcher. There's a power in that, you know? We all know there is something deeper and darker that stirs us, that drives us. We walk to a subtly different beat. And at the crucial moment, it will shift. And you will know, and you will act, to the benefit of us all."
The dead ball swung in from Saroszi and before Brosch knew what she was doing she was in the middle of doing it, she just... knew that this was the ball's flight was taking it at around head level but just infuriatingly in front of her face with her back to goal and she'd kicked off the ground and twisted her spine and oh God she's a centre-half how the shit do you even bicycle kick is that a thing outside of video games--
And yet, the ball smacked against the meat of her boot, and she knew the moment it hit that it was flying true into the net. A little ugly, a little scuffed, in truth, but nobody wanted to get near her massive legs as they flailed and in the mass of bodies Joaseph was left unable to see the ball head towards the bottom corner until it was too late.

Later, Lockheed would ask her if it was the sorceress' blessing that gave her the inspiration. She just scoffed. Said it was a coincidence, just luck, really. Maybe a little confidence? Lockheed suggested. Sure, maybe, said Brosch.
Deventer never said she was a fraud or otherwise.
Honestly, she'd never know herself what was true or not. But when recounting the best moment in her career to future generations (what could possibly top this?) she never left out the bit about the insane Laithlander wizard at the back of the pub.
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