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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Loftegen 2
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Founded: Apr 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Don't you know who I am?

Postby Loftegen 2 » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:21 pm

The second dumbest zombie apocalypse, after Max's last book.
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BlazingAngel
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Founded: Dec 03, 2012
Father Knows Best State

Postby BlazingAngel » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:25 pm

And you do know that you don't have to participate. So why even attempting to get pissed off?
Certified Firefighter. Took an EMT class and failed the written test twice. This was (probably) caused after killing too many dummies with an AED. Now a slave to Amazon as a warehouse worker

Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

DON'T SLEEP NEAR THE FIRELINES
Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back
When a tree fall in the forest, does it make a sound? Of course it has, after being brutally sawed in half by chainsaws
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Pratihara
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Founded: Jun 26, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Pratihara » Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:17 am

What every rich guy said right before the zombies got him
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Reploid Productions
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Reploid Productions » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:54 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
  • If you don't like the zombie event, there's not much point moaning about it. No one is forcing you to participate, and your nation's population will revert to normal after the event is over.
Forum mod since May 8, 2003 -- Game mod since May 19, 2003 -- Nation turned 20 on March 23, 2023!
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[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
Char Aznable/Giant Meteor 2024! - Forcing humanity to move into space and progress whether we goddamn want to or not!
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