Commackian Praetorship Election!

[Oseato]

Such lies, we all know no one would dare eat a fruitcake, let along the Fruitcake. I demand justice for my dear friend. He is very much alive and kicking. This is democracy in action and we demand that the Fruitcake be crowned Praetor.

[Kopania]

But wait! The fruitcake was actually this guy:


After being eaten and pooped out he and his evil followers put him in this darth vader suit (they were all out of the black ones so they had to settle for this). He was secretly Anakin Skywalker.

[Chernobl]

But wait! The fruitcake was actually this guy:


After being eaten and pooped out he and his evil followers put him in this darth vader suit (they were all out of the black ones so they had to settle for this). He was secretly Anakin Skywalker.

OOC: Actually... WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME!?!

[Ideam]

This election disturbs me, little does anyone know that Palpatine is secretly Fruitcake.

But Palpatine is dead?

[Oseato]

(You're all godmodding my character, I request that the Fruitcake be allowed to finish out the election and upon his victory, be allowed to serve his term as Praetor.)

The Fruitcake is still alive and in it's previous state. He is a valiant hero of the Comaackian people, and shall not be tarnished in such a fashion.

[Chernobl]

OOC- No, in the books they cloned him.

OOC: But this is Ns... Not teh Starz Warz! YUR RONG FOO!

[Kopania]

(You're all godmodding my character, I request that the Fruitcake be allowed to finish out the election and upon his victory, be allowed to serve his term as Praetor.)

The Fruitcake is still alive and in it's previous state. He is a valiant hero of the Comaackian people, and shall not be tarnished in such a fashion.

No he now lives in the darth vader costume as a piece of shit, literally.

[United States of PA]

OOC:This is the most lol election i have ever seen. FRUITCAKE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

[Horny Pink Ponies]

Silly humans, you sit in your little offices and debate on your next leader, and what a pitiful running, your options are some boring facist dude and the dreaded hooded raisin. Open your eyes to the majesty of the newest contender, Prince Pony. Thats right, PRINCE PONY, so be cool and cast your vote today, and let prince pony promise to pave your way to prosperity.

If that sounds like a bad idea u can go fuck a walaby right between the eyes

-Prince Pony

[Oseato]

(You're all godmodding my character, I request that the Fruitcake be allowed to finish out the election and upon his victory, be allowed to serve his term as Praetor.)

The Fruitcake is still alive and in it's previous state. He is a valiant hero of the Comaackian people, and shall not be tarnished in such a fashion.

No he now lives in the darth vader costume as a piece of shit, literally.

(OOC: only I may determine if he is turned into feces, as he is my nominee.)

[Kopania]

But wait! The fruitcake was actually this guy:


After being eaten and pooped out he and his evil followers put him in this darth vader suit (they were all out of the black ones so they had to settle for this). He was secretly Anakin Skywalker.

OOC: Actually... WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME!?!

I found those porno's of you that you made in the 80's. Mmmm spicy.

[Chernobl]

But wait! The fruitcake was actually this guy:


After being eaten and pooped out he and his evil followers put him in this darth vader suit (they were all out of the black ones so they had to settle for this). He was secretly Anakin Skywalker.

OOC: Actually... WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME!?!

I found those porno's of you that you made in the 80's. Mmmm spicy.

OOC: The 80s were a great time to be alive...

[Kopania]

Plans are in place for an assassination, the Caesar arrives at the Election Hall with a Fork in Hand, ready to survive the largest Bowel Movement in his life.

So he is going to eat a bunch of shit. Kopania is sending 20 KGB agents to stop this assasination. It turns into a big "Hunt for the Red October" fiasco.

[Oseato]

Silly humans, you sit in your little offices and debate on your next leader, and what a pitiful running, your options are some boring facist dude and the dreaded hooded raisin. Open your eyes to the majesty of the newest contender, Prince Pony. Thats right, PRINCE PONY, so be cool and cast your vote today, and let prince pony promise to pave your way to prosperity.

If that sounds like a bad idea u can go fuck a walaby right between the eyes

-Prince Pony

Sorry, but we decided on a piece of Cake to be Praetor.

So the Fruitcake is the new Praetor? He may claim victory?

[Kopania]

So is fruitcake Praetor? I think as a gesture of support the people of COmaack should fling shit at him to symbolize what he really is.

[Kopania]

Silly humans, you sit in your little offices and debate on your next leader, and what a pitiful running, your options are some boring facist dude and the dreaded hooded raisin. Open your eyes to the majesty of the newest contender, Prince Pony. Thats right, PRINCE PONY, so be cool and cast your vote today, and let prince pony promise to pave your way to prosperity.

If that sounds like a bad idea u can go fuck a walaby right between the eyes

-Prince Pony

Sorry, but we decided on a piece of Cake to be Praetor.

So the Fruitcake is the new Praetor? He may claim victory?

Yes but he is a pile of crap in the hello kittly suit.

[Kopania]

How is a Cake a Hero. His Family Survived the Great Fruitcake Genocide when Commackians Killed All Fruitcakes, his Family was Eaten at the Weight Watchers Mission in Queens, and many millions more burned at the stake for treason, he is indeed a hero.

wait so what exactly did he do again?

[Kopania]

there once was a man from atrass,
his balls were made of brass,
in stormy weather they'de cling together,
and sparks would fly out of his ass.

Read the other thread you posted on. I executed 20 million unicorns. How do you feel about that?

[Kopania]

KCTV News Update:
Kopania has begun the systamatic genocide of all Fruit Cakes in Kopania. They have been attributed to causing mild gas and stomach aches. Also weight watchers has sent very large bills to Kopania for its people getting too fat and we can't stand it anymore. Mr. Jaques Fruitcake is a fruitcake rebel leader and is attempting to stop this genocide. But recently we caught his wife and children and stuffed them and put them on display in a museum.

[Birkaine]

The Birkanian people will herby vote for our glorious president Viktor Yulianov, under his majestic campaign name of "fruitcake".