TET: Habemus Papam!

[Thermodolia]

Not at all haiku
Seeking sheepie answer to life
All fluff and fleas

Your second line is
One syllable too long, I'm
Greatly saddened now.

Shatner is that you?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If/when I get a dog it is getting named Diogenes.

Clearly komrade kitty has some work to do.

Best Cat. Always.

On another note: making garlic bread from scratch is lovely.

[Valrifell]

Quick, someone give me an excuse to use this

[Ethel mermania]

Clearly komrade kitty has some work to do.

Best Cat. Always.

On another note: making garlic bread from scratch is lovely.

The smell is heavenly.

[The South Falls]

Quick, someone give me an excuse to use this

my dick is 14 feet long.

[Bluelight-R006]

I just slept for 10 hours. Most I’ve slept in years.

It doesn’t feel any different when waking up as to sleeping for the regular 5 hours I sleep. I don’t get now what’s so special about waking up after a longer sleep. Perhaps the weather.

[Valrifell]

Quick, someone give me an excuse to use this

my dick is 14 feet long.

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.

You're a saint

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Best Cat. Always.

On another note: making garlic bread from scratch is lovely.

The smell is heavenly.

It always does. Garlic bread lifts the spirit.

[Bluelight-R006]

The smell is heavenly.

It always does. Garlic bread lifts the spirit.

It’s the reason why many restaurants have it as an appetiser. Great idea.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It always does. Garlic bread lifts the spirit.

It’s the reason why many restaurants have it as an appetiser. Great idea.

And if you add mozzarella cheese on top, it’s a bonus.

[Bluelight-R006]

It’s the reason why many restaurants have it as an appetiser. Great idea.

And if you add mozzarella cheese on top, it’s a bonus.

Ah... well, restaurants don’t think of that. I should carry that around when I go to a restaurant.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

And if you add mozzarella cheese on top, it’s a bonus.

Ah... well, restaurants don’t think of that. I should carry that around when I go to a restaurant.

You should suggest it to them.

[Bluelight-R006]

Ah... well, restaurants don’t think of that. I should carry that around when I go to a restaurant.

You should suggest it to them.

I’d like to, but they don’t seem to have a phone number or an email. And I always get caught up by the main meal.

Hoping that was great an excuse.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You should suggest it to them.

I’d like to, but they don’t seem to have a phone number or an email. And I always get caught up by the main meal.

Hoping that was great an excuse.

It’s fine. You can always try it at home.

[Bluelight-R006]

I’d like to, but they don’t seem to have a phone number or an email. And I always get caught up by the main meal.

Hoping that was great an excuse.

It’s fine. You can always try it at home.

Not exposed to the world of garlic bread making. But perhaps I’ll take a few from the restaurant’s basket.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It’s fine. You can always try it at home.

Not exposed to the world of garlic bread making. But perhaps I’ll take a few from the restaurant’s basket.

All you need is minced garlic, butter, dash of salt and olive oil. Melt together. Then spread it over the bread of your liking, top with shredded mozzarella and bake for 15 minutes

[The South Falls]

my dick is 14 feet long.

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.

You're a saint

I'm proclaiming myself St. Falls. All of you must eat on... um... Groundhog Day...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.

You're a saint

I'm proclaiming myself St. Falls. All of you must eat on... um... Groundhog Day...

You must first die of a horrid disease like consumption, have an incorrupt body and then a lengthy canonization period.

[The South Falls]

I'm proclaiming myself St. Falls. All of you must eat on... um... Groundhog Day...

You must first die of a horrid disease like consumption, have an incorrupt body and then a lengthy canonization period.

Alright, so wait about 300 yrs, become a million% more pious and die in pain. Pretty easy.

[Bluelight-R006]

Not exposed to the world of garlic bread making. But perhaps I’ll take a few from the restaurant’s basket.

All you need is minced garlic, butter, dash of salt and olive oil. Melt together. Then spread it over the bread of your liking, top with shredded mozzarella and bake for 15 minutes

You must be fun at parties

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You must first die of a horrid disease like consumption, have an incorrupt body and then a lengthy canonization period.

Alright, so wait about 300 yrs, become a million% more pious and die in pain. Pretty easy.

Exactly.

Crap, I had a few sips of a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and my jaw has clamped down in pain. No Friday happies for me.

[The South Falls]

Alright, so wait about 300 yrs, become a million% more pious and die in pain. Pretty easy.

Exactly.

Crap, I had a few sips of a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and my jaw has clamped down in pain. No Friday happies for me.

That's why you take a few shots to loosen your jaw. Then a few more to chase the last few.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Exactly.

Crap, I had a few sips of a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and my jaw has clamped down in pain. No Friday happies for me.

That's why you take a few shots to loosen your jaw. Then a few more to chase the last few.

I’m eyeing the vodka but it’s probably not going to help.

[Pacomia]

I found the penguin.

[Farnhamia]

Ah... well, restaurants don’t think of that. I should carry that around when I go to a restaurant.

You should suggest it to them.

Then it becomes pizza and they jack the price up 300%.