Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Jean-Paul Sartre]

That:
A) Islam can’t come up with decent, original theology.
B) The actual argument remains crap.

Islam is basically the Muhammads version of Chris-chan's Sonichu. Just a mixture ripped off elements from Christianity and Arabian pagan religions tailored to suit his own evil needs.

[Farnhamia]

Valentine says he used to drink coffee but doesn't anymore, just has a bottle of water beside him now ...

You don't drink the water, it just stands there beside you. Uh huh.

I seriously don't know, and I have to constantly ask my bottle...

"Water you doing?"

[The Sherpa Empire]

For some reason, I found this quite funny.

Irish Pubs are full of Provos and German Beer Halls created the Third Reich.

Just because they are nazi's doesnt mean they dont know beer.

[Tinhampton]

Context: The East Pacific is a feeder in a fair bit of doo-doo. The South Pacific and Osiris are also Game-Created Regions. All ejectees go to the Rejected Realms.

The crisis in TEP has prompted critical communiques from TSP and Osiris, and an Art Festival from TRR. Errr, what?

Bribes for more ejected nations

[Wallenburg]

Context: The East Pacific is a feeder in a fair bit of doo-doo. The South Pacific and Osiris are also Game-Created Regions. All ejectees go to the Rejected Realms.

Bribes for more ejected nations

This is an inspired post.

[Lord Dominator]

Thanks, lol

[-Astoria]

I dunno if this counts...

You gotta love how the NSG right-wing's attempt to justify Trump's blatant racism against these congresswomen is just an unironic plagiarism of these memes:

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[Myfanwyski]

Beanbag

/it made me smile anyway/

[Tinhampton]

Were you born as a 7-year-old?

That's correct, yes.

[Giovenith]

Well then, time to start a new pagan faith dedicated to Adam the Worldsmith, who governs the world with his invisible hand.

That’s called Libertarianism.

[-Astoria]

They're there to represent the American people.

They're elected to represent a constituency and to use the powers vested in them for the advancement of political aims. They're not in Congress to suck the dick of patriotism and talk endlessly about how much they love the country and how great it is and blah blah blah, although some politicians do that, usually out of opportunism.

Many Americans, believe it or not, do not hate their own country.

Many Americans are stupidly in love with their own country and thus blind to its faults.

Besides being far-left

"Far-left"

a liar, and someone who broke campaign finance law,

In terms of what you linked to, the former is pretty cringy and bad, but the latter is some weak sauce shit; it seems more like an accounting problem than anything serious. If you held every politician to this standard, Ilhan Omar should probably be the least of your concern.

she also hates my country.

I often feel inclined to hate your country too, to be quite honest with you.

Really? Because I live here and it seems like a fairly decent country.

Your personal experience is nothing compared to the millions upon millions of people America has put under its foot, both past and present; the regimes (including democratic ones) toppled, the American-backed dictatorships, the death squads, the wars, all of it. And at home, millions of people in poverty, people bankrupted by medical bills, high rent, etc. etc. I could go on.

[Kowani]

Puerto Rico and California should just break off and become their own countries.

Truly a logical, well-thought-out, original proposition. Bravo. You should write a book.

[Tinhampton]

So... I'm technically right?

Which is the best kind of correct.

[Tinhampton]

This is bad news indeed. They should begin some re-forestation.

No. Let evolution take its course so the trees can just evolve machine gun turrets to defend themselves.

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Comin' to California you might want to take some tips from Woodie Guthrie.

Only thing he left out is eat/drink nothing due to carcinogens.

[Tinhampton]

I can't help but note that all the prerequisites to being a metaphysical "true man" is secretly just "be a decent human"

Can we skip a few steps and say that instead?

That would be logical but this is NSG so sadly were not going to do that.

[Tinhampton]

The Infected Mushroom/God Kefka Expanded Universe is the most epic saga in all of NSG. I can't wait to see where all of this leads. It will be the most ambitious crossover event in human history.

[Nakena]

Actually, it has the answer-that there are no answers.

Which completely eliminates any reason for you to post.

[N7eternia]

So there is a thread like this!

Tolerate homosexuality if they marry and form a family. It's not a real marriage, but it is more pragmatic.

This comment is almost impossible to take seriously.

[Tinhampton]

Corgislakia's had a pretty bad rep, we should probably condemn them. In fact, I changed my name to Corgislakia to raise awareness! Corgislakia is truly an evil country.

[The Archipelago Territory]

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/?epac

Erick is on its way toward Hawaii, and Flossie is hot on its trail. Erick's expected to just miss to the south, but Flossie looks like it could be a direct hit.

Why can't they build a gigantic horizontal wind turbine to the east of Hawaii, so that any passing hurricane loses at least some of its energy to the blades of the turbine AND generates electricity they could store for later use?

Just build a really big fan and blow it away.

[N7eternia]

I'm going to stop arguing and pray for you.

I have a real dislike for how passive-aggressive this phrase is.

[Nakena]

No one here is saying Henry VIII was a stand up guy.

For someone who supposedly has no particular allegiance to any church, I still think that you are suspiciously keen to pull on any thread that you think might damage the Church of England and equally suspiciously defensive of the Roman Catholic Church.

[Kowani]

Next time I see a big dog and a child in a fight, I’ll have to think really hard about which one I shoot I guess.

"Sorry we couldn't rescue your child from that fire, our ladder truck was busy rescuing a cat from a tree."

[Tinhampton]

Who's the worst spammer you've ever had?

No idea. Given that all they communicate is spam, it's hard to distinguish between them

[N7eternia]

]I want you to keep the original flag but I want to clear it up

In a word: no.