Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Fo

[Internationalist Bastard]

“May be”
Anyone who thinks they wouldn’t get gunned down needs to reconsider how they think America works

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

It could be the biggest day for Darwin Awards ever.

[Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium]

Well I live in Nevada So September is going to be interesting if there are people that actually go to Area 51

[New Pan-am]

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

A dozen, imo, is a rather conservative estimate. I really don't know how many will show up but I'm afraid it will be probably 100, if not more...

what has me wondering is Inkopolitia thinks Aera 51 is in Arizona when its actually about 70 or so miles north of Las Vegas Nevada

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

“May be”
Anyone who thinks they wouldn’t get gunned down needs to reconsider how they think America works

Well if you're actually unhinged enough to try and storm a military base I don't think society will be losing anything of value when the military shoots you dead in the attempt.

I certainly won't be mourning for anyone who actually tries to go through with what is obviously a joke.

[Happsborough]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

1st of all, as someone always pointed out, the guys with big guns and other cool toys will be in power, just how it works. A good administration and government system that is fair and good is the best you can hope for (like a libertarian democracy)

Second, Area 51 and Nellis AFB aren't really hiding anything secret. Most of the "strange" and UFO related stuff there are testbed aircraft for testing either upcoming designs or even concepts/theories. (Recently I saw someone post a picture of a silver-y "UFO" like aircraft there, but it literally just looked like an unpainted stealth-type aircraft...)

[New Pan-am]

Well I live in Nevada So September is going to be interesting if there are people that actually go to Area 51

Richard Harrison: what do we have here
seller: well I have an authentic regiment flag from the Groom Lake Massacre and I'm asking $2500 for it
Richard Harrison: wait right here and let me call my expert

[New Pan-am]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

1st of all, as someone always pointed out, the guys with big guns and other cool toys will be in power, just how it works. A good administration and government system that is fair and good is the best you can hope for (like a libertarian democracy)

Second, Area 51 and Nellis AFB aren't really hiding anything secret. Most of the "strange" and UFO related stuff there are testbed aircraft for testing either upcoming designs or even concepts/theories. (Recently I saw someone post a picture of a silver-y "UFO" like aircraft there, but it literally just looked like an unpainted stealth-type aircraft...)

fixed it for ya Area 51 is within the Nellis air range there is no Groom Lake AFB

[The neo glactic empire]

We all know the government is hiding minecraft 2 in area 51

[Liriena]

I don't quite understand why, but a part of me wants this "storming area 51" thing to actually happen so badly. What better way to show the world, and specially the self-serious people in power, that we're aware of the absurdity of life today than by doing something as asinine as storming Area 51?

[Inkopolitia]

A dozen, imo, is a rather conservative estimate. I really don't know how many will show up but I'm afraid it will be probably 100, if not more...

what has me wondering is Inkopolitia thinks Aera 51 is in Arizona when its actually about 70 or so miles north of Las Vegas Nevada

Wait, really? Oops, I mistook it. My mistake though, I don't live in America

[Happsborough]

1st of all, as someone always pointed out, the guys with big guns and other cool toys will be in power, just how it works. A good administration and government system that is fair and good is the best you can hope for (like a libertarian democracy)

Second, Area 51 and Nellis AFB aren't really hiding anything secret. Most of the "strange" and UFO related stuff there are testbed aircraft for testing either upcoming designs or even concepts/theories. (Recently I saw someone post a picture of a silver-y "UFO" like aircraft there, but it literally just looked like an unpainted stealth-type aircraft...)

fixed it for ya Area 51 is within the Nellis air range there is no Groom Lake AFB

Thanks, idk how i didnt catch that

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

We all know the government is hiding minecraft 2 in area 51

The American government when I emerge from Area 51 clad in bedrock armor: *Scared government noises*

[Scomagia]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

How very stupid.

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

How very stupid.

NSG Summer summed up in three words.

[Ifreann]

We all know the government is hiding minecraft 2 in area 51

Minecraft 2 is under the Lincoln Memorial. Half Life 3 is in Area 51.

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I don't quite understand why, but a part of me wants this "storming area 51" thing to actually happen so badly. What better way to show the world, and specially the self-serious people in power, that we're aware of the absurdity of life today than by doing something as asinine as storming Area 51?

It's the most 2019 thing since gamer girl bath water.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

How very stupid.

NSG Summer summed up in three words.

I've been here since 2009. I don't go away after summer.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I don't quite understand why, but a part of me wants this "storming area 51" thing to actually happen so badly. What better way to show the world, and specially the self-serious people in power, that we're aware of the absurdity of life today than by doing something as asinine as storming Area 51?

I'd like it to happen so that the conspiracy theory people will shut up.

Or be proved right, and that would be even better.

[The Two Jerseys]

Their plan is to run 20 miles across the desert, dehydration will get them before the Air Force does...

[Ifreann]

Their plan is to run 20 miles across the desert, dehydration will get them before the Air Force does...

To Naruto run 20 miles across the desert. Won't even take a minute.

[Madrocea]

It could be the biggest day for Darwin Awards ever.

My exact thoughts. It's a stupidity honeypot.

[The Two Jerseys]

Their plan is to run 20 miles across the desert, dehydration will get them before the Air Force does...

To Naruto run 20 miles across the desert. Won't even take a minute.

That's even worse.

Not only will they die, they'll die looking like idiots.

[Inkopolitia]

I don't quite understand why, but a part of me wants this "storming area 51" thing to actually happen so badly. What better way to show the world, and specially the self-serious people in power, that we're aware of the absurdity of life today than by doing something as asinine as storming Area 51?

I never even thought I would need to say this, but why do people want to politicize the meme of storming Area 51?

[Liriena]

I don't quite understand why, but a part of me wants this "storming area 51" thing to actually happen so badly. What better way to show the world, and specially the self-serious people in power, that we're aware of the absurdity of life today than by doing something as asinine as storming Area 51?

I never even thought I would need to say this, but why do people want to politicize the meme of storming Area 51?

All memes are inherently political.

[Galloism]

I never even thought I would need to say this, but why do people want to politicize the meme of storming Area 51?

All memes are inherently political.

We must seize the memes of production!