Ostroeuropa wrote:The CUKs have some new policies out and boy howdy are they as good as the name and their logo.
Firstly they want to charge people for using self-check outs because old people supposedly don't know how to use them and it's causing check out segregation, and that's bad, that's the kind of division that caused Brexit. So what we should do, is all use the same checkouts or pay a fee to self-checkout. and then, when you're in line for your shopping, engage in friendly political conversation with elderly people doing their shopping, like a normal person.
Second, they want a day where headphones are banned so we have to talk to eachother. (screams internally).
And third, they want people to volunteer a certain amount every month in exchange for tax breaks. (Well intentioned maybe, but just think about this for two moments to realize which class will disproportionately benefit here.).
This is hell.
This is what hell looks like.
Like, just put the first two policies on a bill board and you can practically hear the nations asshole clench shut.
Now we know who those people on the bus who try to talk to strangers are. They're CUK voters. This untapped demographic will surely be the edge the party needs.
They should stop copying political talking points from the Raving Monster Loony party.