Duterte Threatens War with Canada

by **The Emerald Legion** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:44 am

Romanian-Slavia wrote:Who the fuck voted him?? and why?

The Philippines.

Because he promised to kill all Drug addicts, and when he was Mayor ran Extrajudicial Death Squads in his city.

by **Rossiyaana** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:44 am

He had quite an interesting Christmas message back in 2015. He's honestly just a madman, and hes making more enemies than he should, both internally and externally.

by **Romanian-Slavia** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:46 am

The Emerald Legion wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:Who the fuck voted him?? and why?

The Philippines.

Because he promised to kill all Drug addicts, and when he was Mayor ran Extrajudicial Death Squads in his city.

Yeah, and here we are

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:33 am

Romanian-Slavia wrote:
The Emerald Legion wrote:
The Philippines.

Because he promised to kill all Drug addicts, and when he was Mayor ran Extrajudicial Death Squads in his city.

Yeah, and here we are

I mean he kept his promises

by **Romanian-Slavia** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:35 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:
Yeah, and here we are

I mean he kept his promises

He kept his promises, but too much

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:37 am

Romanian-Slavia wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:I mean he kept his promises

He kept his promises, but too much

Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

by **Romanian-Slavia** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:41 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:
He kept his promises, but too much

Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

Yeah

by **The Chuck** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:41 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:
He kept his promises, but too much

Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

Indeed, a consistent politician is hard to find nowadays...

by **Novus America** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:00 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
The P h i l i p p i n e s wrote:W t f is this shit?

The Royal Canadian Air Force would like to: know your location

It would also like to know where to get some long ranged strategic bombers.
Actually it knows. Beg the US for help. :lol:

by **Novus America** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:01 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:
He kept his promises, but too much

Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

True, he was absolutely truthful on that.
But he claimed to be a nut job doing insane stuff for the Philippines, not being a nut job doing insane stuff for China.

But close enough.

At least we still know he will always be as bat shit insane as he claimed to be.

by **Far Easter Republic** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:49 pm

Novus America wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:The Royal Canadian Air Force would like to: know your location

It would also like to know were to get some long ranged strategic bombers.
Actually it knows. Beg the US for help.

The US would make the Philippines a [Nuke testing sight and an example to North Korea in "Don't mess with NATO, you dumb s***."

by **Hurtful Thoughts** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:16 pm

Novus America wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:The Royal Canadian Air Force would like to: know your location

It would also like to know where to get some long ranged strategic bombers.
Actually it knows. Beg the US for help.

It's pronounced Pelican, not Pelican't.

The flight covered 4,271 miles (6873.5 kilometers) and took 30 hours, 46 minutes. Nine in-flight refuelings were required from Lockheed HC-130P Combat King tankers. The aircraft commanders were Major Herbert Zehnder and Major Donald B. Murras. Each helicopter had a crew of five.

The max range/endurance of an S-61/HH-3 unrefueled was 780 miles or about 5 hours.

Granted, each pair of fighter-jets would be strapped to a tanker like it were an umbillical-cord, suckling fuel all the way in... but it can be done.

by **First American Empire** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:49 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Romanian-Slavia wrote:
He kept his promises, but too much

Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

Duterte: "My opponents will stab you in the back. I will stab you in the front."

by **Novus America** » Wed May 01, 2019 4:24 am

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:
Novus America wrote:
It would also like to know where to get some long ranged strategic bombers.
Actually it knows. Beg the US for help.

It's pronounced Pelican, not Pelican't.
The flight covered 4,271 miles (6873.5 kilometers) and took 30 hours, 46 minutes. Nine in-flight refuelings were required from Lockheed HC-130P Combat King tankers. The aircraft commanders were Major Herbert Zehnder and Major Donald B. Murras. Each helicopter had a crew of five.

The max range/endurance of an S-61/HH-3 unrefueled was 780 miles or about 5 hours.

Granted, each pair of fighter-jets would be strapped to a tanker like it were an umbillical-cord, suckling fuel all the way in... but it can be done.

Canada only has two tankers, with a range of 9,600 km.
Which is actually a little less than the range from Vancouver to Manila.
They would have to refuel each other.

It is theoretically possible. But would be extremely inefficient and ineffective.
The amount of ordinance delivered would be tiny, and not really do anything.

Can you use your hand to hammer a nail?
Yes, in theory. It is still a bad idea.

by **Pilipinas and Malaya** » Wed May 01, 2019 4:34 am

Rossiyaana wrote:He had quite an interesting Christmas message back in 2015. He's honestly just a madman, and hes making more enemies than he should, both internally and externally.

He’s made enemies with almost everyone except Russia or some African countries.

Wait, heck, that isn’t even true! He’s denounced the UN thereby denouncing the Philippines itself and actually nullifying the statement above, because the UN is a body composed of the countries of this Earth! He’s only spared Taiwan and Kosovo since he isn’t such a fan of the Vatican either.

A mad lad indeed.

by **Korhal IVV** » Wed May 01, 2019 5:09 am

First American Empire wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Hey he promised to be a nutjob
He was indeed a nutjob
I can appreciate such consistency

Duterte: "My opponents will stab you in the back. I will stab you in the front."

He will stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.

by **Novus America** » Wed May 01, 2019 5:33 am

Korhal IVV wrote:
First American Empire wrote:
Duterte: "My opponents will stab you in the back. I will stab you in the front."

He will stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.

Then eat it.

Dude is not right in the head.
He is completely batshit insane.

by **South Acren** » Wed May 01, 2019 5:36 am

Oh shit. This will be a strange war to say the least. Never really thought the Philippines and Canada. Well if this does happen its likely America would send aid to Canada. However this might get some countries/people mad and the whole conflict could escalate into...well...lets just hope a real war doesn't happen.

by **Bezkoshtovnya** » Wed May 01, 2019 5:43 am

Novus America wrote:
Korhal IVV wrote:He will stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.

Then eat it.
He has actually threatened to eat people.

"I want your heart, I want to eat your children"
-Mike Tyson
-Rodrigo Duterte

by **Grand Britannia** » Wed May 01, 2019 7:57 am

Perfect moment to revive War Plan Red and show solidarity with the Philippines.

by **Duhon** » Wed May 01, 2019 8:51 am

Novus America wrote:
Korhal IVV wrote:He will stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.

Then eat it.

Dude is not right in the head.
He is completely batshit insane.

Impropriety is not a reliable indicator of insanity, mind.

by **Novus America** » Wed May 01, 2019 8:57 am

Duhon wrote:
Novus America wrote:
Then eat it.

Dude is not right in the head.
He is completely batshit insane.

Impropriety is not a reliable indicator of insanity, mind.

True. But wanting to eat people generally is.

The fact he his ignorant, vulgar and rude are not a reliable indicator of insanity.

My greater concern is his unpredictability, irrationality and bloodlust, and complete lack of concern for consequences to others. More than him simply being ignorant and rude.

by **Duhon** » Wed May 01, 2019 9:03 am

He knows he's "ignorant, vulgar, and rude" -- and knows people wouldn't give a shit so long as he delivers, or makes a lot of noise attempting to (see: almost daily press conferences regurtitating the same profanity-filled talking points about drugs, corruption, etc).

He may not look it, but he's quite the operator, able to pass off his radicalism and bloodlust as reformist straight talk -- and has fairly outplayed the opposition here.

by **Holy Tedalonia** » Wed May 01, 2019 9:06 am

Sounds like me back when my brother used trash my room.

by **Evil Dictators Happyland** » Wed May 01, 2019 9:08 am

Holy Tedalonia wrote:Sounds like me back when my brother used trash my room.

I too once threatened to invade Canada because someone messed up my room

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