Duhon wrote:Czechoslovakia and Zakarpattia wrote:Spraying with lavender oil and glitter = violent physical attack apparently. I guess that means we have to prosecute those who drop a bucket of water at someone as an prank as 1st degree felons and give em the fecking death penalty. The horror!
Again, assault doesn't have to involve physical harm.
Right from Cambridge:
"assault and battery [ U ] specialized
a threat to injure someone followed by a violent attack on them
More examples
The assault was premeditated and particularly brutal.
Cash Junior made a full-frontal assault on Hollywood's 'moral delinquency'.
Racially motivated assaults on Asians are increasing.
Assaults on hospital staff have increased over the last year.
Police are hunting a student attacker after an unprovoked assault in a night club."
How exactly was he injured by a simple spray with lavender and glitter is beyond me, unless he has literal Harlequinn Ichthyosis/Epidermolysis Bullosa that makes his skin fall off whenever he is even slightly touched.




