The Continuing... [XENOX ONLY]

[Gergania]

Queen Gergana XXX, as paranoid as she is, orders the Royal Gerganian Military to be assembled (over 350,000 people) along with the militia (1.5 million but not well armed). This is due to the recent drop of 2 nuclear weapons. The young Queen fears that all nations are preparing for something big and she wants to be prapred too. Seeing the recent military drills and other happenings, she is a bit appaled. Her careless approach to national matters is now subdued into a more responsible one.
'General Eugene, what's the situation like?' she asks the general while carassing her peaches, 'Mmm, they are so tasty.'
The General answers, 'Dear Majesty, Ko4land and Chechilistan have finally ceased the war!'
The Queen raises her left eyebrow, 'And why should I care for these animals?'
'First of all, they have finally united! Mister Ko4 and President Chech are brothers!'
She starts getting more annoyed...
'Bravo, bravo. SO WHAT?!'
'You see, my Queen. They have strong armies and economies. We can make an alliance with them. Our economy is not in a good state at all compared to that of the giants.'
Queen Gergana XXX sits down to think a bit,
'You are right, Eugene. And with tensions high as ever, everybody is preparing for something. I am scared...' she starts shaking, fearing that Gergania would be invaded.
'Do not worry! We will prevail! Now shall we ally with other like Great Slavyaniya and Icewraith?'
'Only if they want it. Send them messages.' she orders to Eugene.

Gergana XXX is now alone in her chambers yet again. She pulls out a secret box from underneath her desk. In it there are toys varying from tanks to dolls. She lines up the soldiers, picks up and throws missiles at the ships and air defence toys, destroys cities with the big barbie dolls and uses the porcelain cups as man-made meteorites. Was the Queen crazy? A child at heart, but a grown woman outside... A bad tempered-person who can be logical at times. Nobody knew the truth about Queen Gergana The 30th.

[Icewraith Industries]

The terms of the peace deal between Pankoville and Icewraith Industries were sorted. However the nation's leader "Panko" has still not given an official apology for the invasion; and Pankoville's military high command has still not been given over to an international tribunal. Therefore due to these actions the roughly 100,000 Pankoville soldiers are remaining in the POW camps until all the conditions are met.

The Panko-Iceian war

Pankoville
Strength - 750,000 infantry, 500 WW2 tanks, 400 WW2 aircraft, 20 ships
Casualties and losses- 200,000-350,000 Infantry KIA, MIA or wounded, 100,000 captured, 300-500 tanks, 200-400 aircraft, 15-20 ships

Icewraith Industries
Strength- 50,000 Militia, 750,000 Infantry, 4,000 MBTs, 12,000 Mechanized vehicles, 1,000 mobile SAM systems, 86 ships
Casualties and losses - 75,000- 100,000 Infantry KIA, MIA or wounded, 10-30 MBT, 10-50 Mechanized vehicles, 0-5 mobile SAM systems, 2-15 ships

The Panko islands have now been annexed into Icewraith industries, the residents on those islands have been given the choice of integration into Iceian citizens or transportation back to Pankoville. Many would choose the latter and migration of other Iceian citizens to the islands would begin. Pankoville's economy would not be able to handle the extremely large amount of reparations they would have to pay, likely leading to an economic depression. In response to this, the state run companies of Icewraith Industries have begun exporting more and more goods at a cheaper price to Panko's nation; helping their economy and at the same time building Pankoville's economic dependence on Icewraith Industries.

[Pankoville]

The Panko-Iceian war

Pankoville
Strength - 750,000 infantry, 500 WW2 tanks, 400 WW2 aircraft, 20 ships
Casualties and losses- 200,000-350,000 Infantry KIA, MIA or wounded, 100,000 captured, 300-500 tanks, 200-400 aircraft, 15-20 ships

Icewraith Industries
Strength- 50,000 Militia, 750,000 Infantry, 4,000 MBTs, 12,000 Mechanized vehicles, 1,000 mobile SAM systems, 86 ships
Casualties and losses - 75,000- 100,000 Infantry KIA, MIA or wounded, 10-30 MBT, 10-50 Mechanized vehicles, 0-5 mobile SAM systems, 2-15 ships

OOC:That's meta-gaming but okay , anyways
IC: Panko hasn't done a public apology BECAUSE he was busy returning home on a plane. Right after he returned to the home land , he made an official apology to the world and to the Icewraith Industries, except Cellusia, no apologies to Cellusia.
The military high command cannot be given to the international tribunal simply because they all commited suicide after the peace treaty was signed. A new military command will be assembled and a modernization of the army is on the way. The 100 000 pankovillian soldiers have to be transported to Pankoville in one piece.
Further actions will be taken for the rebuilding of the pankovillian economy and the reparations will be paid as stated in the peace treaty.

[Shinuck]

President Wackoman Wendigo was whack. He wanted more land for Shinuck but their army wasnt strong to support any invading action so Wendigo decided to ally with some nations but the quesion was which ones because there were many powerful ones but they werent all allied to eachother and many were isolationist and that wasnt good quality for an alliance.

Another topic was iceraith and how they treated pankoville and how skywing broke the war. Abass (the capital) saw this as an opportunity to invade one nation but which one was the question because shinuck was isolated and the army wasnt the best. Shinuck only has 1 million soldiers and 950 000 reserves. The economy relies too much on private sector. Cheese and mined stuff s all thats exported and that could be used as an advantage to gather money. The parliament and the president needed this after all if they wanted to get more land for Shinuck.

President Wendigo gathered for a conference with the ministers to discuss which country would be invaded and this was done in the top secret bunker in the snowy mountains to prevent any spies from spying and bugs from spying too, so they started discussing.
'Iceraith seems weakened now because of all that happens to them, panko attacked them.'
says mister Krinkels, minister of war. Wackoman agrees.
Minister of Finance disagrees because of the strain this would put on the economy and so do other people and military people because this seemed a hard task but not unachievable of course, many knew Shinuckians have secret weapons. All was to become apparent soon.

Ooc: btw we have like 60 000 000 people so our army is small and we dont have many ships and planes and vehicles so pls help us build our army, all donations aid advise and equipment will be welcomed, we are ready to pay money and thats good money also note we already have things planned but still we need all aid, thank you

[Icewraith Industries]

OOC:That's meta-gaming but okay , anyways

OOC: Na it's not meta-gaming, I Just forgot to mention that the war casualties there are a template based on my own estimates. Feel free to send me a telegram to make any changes of things you feel are incorrect.

[Great Slavyaniya]

Orzhoy Trepeer Smërt "Edgecrusher" was bound to meet the chief of the Military Police. They had to discuss the aims and the new strategies that would be deployed by these specialist forces. The aim of the Military Polcie was to secure the flanks and rear of the military, aiding logistics and guarding strategical places. Secondary tasks were protection of military assets and regulation of civil obedience. Major General Iliya Gabrovich entered the room in which the private meeting was to occur. Minutes after that, the Orzhoy entered and hung his thick coat, the Major General ,saluting him.
"Sit down, Iliya. I am here for a top secret matter."
Iliya Gabrovich visibly concerned, answered, "What is it, Sir?"
"Now with the ongoing military reforms, the Military Police will also get new toys along with the Death Troopers, the Marine Corps and other blocks of our Federation's military. The task of your forces is to act accordingly to the new doctrines. As well as cooperate in the realization of Mission 13. Here is some paperwork regarding Orders 66, 72 and 69SA."
The Orzhoy handed the top-secret documents to the Major General. After having read them, the face of the MP director shifted its grin from neutrality to one of resentment. He nodded.
"Не си ври гъза където не трябва, младеж. Не знаеш що чеп ще скокне от там."

Next stop on the Orzhoy's list was the meeting with the aspartanian representative. Smërt flew to Slaviksk and 30 minutes after that, both of them were in the High Concil's building, discussing various matters.

Lemmy Kilmister, head of the SSS phoned Smërt through a secure hotline and spoke,
"Edgecrusher, tensions between Skywing and Icewraith have deescalated. Do you still wish to...?"
"Yes." a definite answer came from Smërt.

TO: King Goran Simeonov
FROM: Orzhoy Trepeer Smërt
Encryption Level: INTENSE
I desire to discuss the recent matters with you and the actions of Skywing. Palpable occurances have lead to this and it is urgent.
-Orzhoy Trepeer Smërt

Porliev Naval Forces Port #13
TX-1000 Rainforest heat-absorbing and light-deflecting supersonic CHAM missiles, P3N15 cruise missiles and a plethora of other hi-tech mass destruction devices and electronic warfare equipment were lodaded into the newly constructed Slavyaniyan Navy Warships. On another instance, these machines were sent off to loyal foreign customers.

18.11.2018
The fearsome Death Troopers were lined up along with the Nightstalkers, two of Great Slavyaniya's most elite units. In the ocean were docked new ships, modernized ones too. New submarines, even deadlier. All navigated by the GO3LM. Some of them had the formidable "Mutra" anti-ship missiles, "Leshnik", the Krav-1 anti-submarine system, the PU-411 "Starshel" SAMs, "Peppery Larry" direct energy weapon, the "Pobeditel" and the "Kashtan" close-in weapon systems. The Krav-2 was a new advanced rendition of the older system, deployed on the new submarine warfare frigates. The new Exterminator destroyers had more offensive weapons than any previous one and even more class submarines bearing the non-nuclear EMP ICBMS MR434GAZ were produced. Everything was cranked up to the maximum.

The comrades of the most elite units, the slightly less-elite Group Alfa were also dispatched as frontline units. Whereas with them, their job wasn't to partake in complicated missions only for the most elite, Group Alfa would be the brutal fist that punches through enemy defences and makes occupation far easier for the grunts that come after them.

Admiral Kuznetsov and Admiral Glavancho Galvatronov monitor the ongoing preparations, this was the largest ever operation. First plans are drawn up. They have received orders from the High Concil and the High Command. They are the battle-proven famed members of the military.

Mister Mirazh Kartofelov, head of the SOSC (Slav Orbital Space Command), the main legislative body of the Slav Space Army Corps & Kratuni (SSACK) for short, is responsible for communications and management of the RK stations and the UBM4IKA satelite system network. The main center of operations is the RKS.

Ochelat Pederungel is the man behind the SSS IT sector for hacking, data gathering and overloading servers. He is the top student of the national SoftUni university and has served the nation since the ripe age of 27. His prowess and intelligence are unmatched. His department was mainly responsible for hacking the Lotylayan network and disabling lotylaian access to data and communication possibilities.

All of these people and many more reknown personnel were prompted to participate in the upcoming military drills with Icewraith Industries.

The overall status of the forces during the upcoming exercise was as follows:

Ground Forces personnel & equipment
21,000 frontline personnel & 44,000 support
650 tanks
900 APCs
420 IFVs
2230 trucks
1103 jeeps
27 helicopters
4 air-defence complexes
34 air-defence systems
400 mobile artillery pieces
including 150 MRL systems.
100 towed artillery pieces
30 surveillance drones


Airforces personnel & equipment
340 frontline personnel & 990 support
10 D-50 fighter jets
10 D-80 fighter jets
4 IPV-36 fighter jets
2 SD-360FS stealth fighters
15 Y-35 ground attack jets
5 EL-12 close air support jets
2 RA-96 turboprop strategic bombers
2 RA-58 freighters
2 Bubacs AWACS & electronic warfare system bearing aircraft
49 various cargo & utility helicopters
3 Heei observation helicopters
13 Mi-24MBV attack helicopters
20 Meh-234 attack helicopters

Naval Forces personnel & equipment
2300 frontline personnel & 5000 support
3 destroyers class "Exterminator"
2 corvettes class "Katrim"
1 gun cruiser class "Vulkan"
2 guided missile cruisers class "Asolovk"
5 assault ships class "Katesh"
1 STOBAR class "Yender"
2 dedicated submarine hunters class "Pishmache"
25 missile boats
2 heavy transport hovercrafts H-10
1 ballistick missile nuclear submarine class "Akula"
2 diesel light attack submarines class "Delfin"
1 nuclear attack submarine class Emmannuela

In addition, 30 Death Troopers and 100 EC (Elite Commandos) will be sent as supervisors and guards of the officers.

With such a strong show of force, the logistics train was beyond humongous. After a vote in the High Concil, Minister Of Defence Klaksun Lomliev decided to send an offer to Gergania since the nation was close to Icewraith Industries and could act as a base until the exercises have begun.

[Pruch]

I would like to notify everyone participating that Skywing/Ko4land will unfortunately be absent for some time due to undisclosed reasons. I proclaim the period from now (14th) to the 24th as a week of rest. If you wish to continue writing you can, but it's not mandatory and we need to rest from all that has happened. Congratulations for The Unital and we expect many great things from it.

All operations are far from over, I repeat, the RP isn't over. We just need some rest :') everybody is free to write if they wish to or relax until everything is resumed. Thanks.

[Chechilistan]

Soon is amke me an postes, all is resume from the date of nows!!
RP XONTINUEEEESQA

Restorating

The sun was sunning shine.

Blood was clean were wbeyerhywere

Chehc and ko4 and all peoples, now were blo4. Is no war no more, only peace and loves. Mr Chech King Tzar president and the man manigga the powefull beastlingsa Mr. Ko4 aare partied hard in the 434 palace. Minister Ocjiec go to Ko4 and say
“kongratulation babulo, war was fought were very brave.”
Spike in smile Unice (Pendril Ocjiec The Bashtata(
-KiOOoOoO4, answer the Mister Ko4 as smart as ko4 can clever.
Then is go out of the room the Ministrr Prime the Bashtata Pendrilow Ojciec Pendrilski, disappear was he be was.

Enter the hall of party, General Kebapjic!!!
Announcerer announces entry.
-here is hero, waaar heeerooooo! Shout on microphone announcer Matiko Enkofo the chechilishte. -War hero of the ko4-434 war. Is be from madekistan but brother of all chechilishtas. Great man him is, help secure battle of ko4-chech-madyaki border. 2 prizs winner of top madekistan man 2015 and 2018. Him NAME IS KEBABPJIIIIIIIIIIC GENERAAAAL!!!! GENERAL KEBAPJIC, hello!



Enter Kebapjic Madekistanian mercanary man the room. Cheer is by all cheches. Him is greatest ever mans alive after 30 other people. Ranked #10 at best chech helpers and heros, General Kebapjic was been the bester!

Getrt up on podiun, hstart speaking
Z-greeting everyones. I am proud be here as chech helper and hero national.
Ko4es cheer, cheches cheerr! Madyaks also scream with joys!
-me glad to be help of madekistan and ko4ankaland. Thank t cheches and brothers, ko4 was enemy good. Goodest enemiak ever there was been against an chech. Thank!
Fist in ait, kebappjic sit. All is fair.

Come in other generalissimos to be anaward given.mr. Kebapjic is only human man in cheches historial to be giv an chech award, only duder from other counrry nation. special award name were Pikloto Stepen Parva II
Madekistans are proud.

Mr Chech enter hand in other handes Mister Master Ko4es. They bruders announce stuff:
-WE ARE TO BE BUILD AN BESTEST MILITARY OF WORLD. KO4LAND NAVAL SUPER WARFARE AND WE ARE GROUND.
say Tzar King President Mister Chech Master Chechissimo. Applause are all everywhere.
Come up on stage with shake rhe handes, general Gągor, proud man of cheches. Him say: many tanks, many MLRSs, MANY TRANSPORT AND ALOT OF MIGHT POWERFULL. LONG LIFE CHECHILISTABS!

APPLAUSE IS ALL


come in out of the rooms Golemiat Yus, best man of thi ko4ankas.

Him had private army of things ko4 and monster. Him produce great vehacles like them Yusko BMP and tank lerstw Yusovnik MBT. ALSO fear assault ship Bambura. Submarine Tolstolob and etc and etc.

Him is beaten not, unbeaten were him from chechilishtas. Cheches were respect him.

Ready is he to suppert Chech 434-Ko4ilistan.

The Paradal!!!

It is start on the presidential chechpalace hill, centre of Chechvo Sborishte.
Parade is lead elite tank regimenty of T-72B4 and superryapa Mr Chech in front! Next t him in big black ko4tank is Mr Ko4 the brother.

After is folllow by T-72B3 and new of alot powerfuller tank. Then BTR Godzilla, Chech Voevodas(rip) T-55s and new rocket mobile missile launchers thermobaric. BM-21 GRAD, BM-30 ASMERCH and super new devestator BM-434 . Many other many more
BMP 6666.


follow is by air defence vehacles S-300, SUPRR MADURO madekistan producetion. T 2-1000 also .
Then come shlyoster, choch, bashkuls and other thinger regiments.


Air show is follow. Pilot Žanemarçia lead parade in purchase vehicle D-50 434 variant. Follow by Mig 29, SU-33, 27, YAK-131 amd TU-22 SONICBOMBER. TU-95 then is propell. PILOT NARZEDNIK CME IN NEW CHECH SUPREMACY steatlh bomber Chur 5 Pepito. It carry rocket and missile best in world!

After is 10 Su-25 frogfeet escadrila in chech colour they fly abbove jo43es, ko4es, 434es cheches and all thingers neshtoks. Zly Chevh watches all witth delight with Steven Seagall from nearby further hill.


Mr Chech climb on podium to give figurative speech!
-theres that thereat on south. Name is Icerath. They were support pruch inceptors and is they against our nations. Ko4-434 Ko4ilistans are threaten by saksia’s power projector and she wants the jurwa. This kurwa, old bloat hag want all power in world. We are alone not in hate. many great ally like 6opar, MADEKISTAN and more are with us. WE PREVAIL, LONG LIFE THE KO4IES AND THE CHECHILISTAS!

he go on and reward Pitronko, Kvadrut, Mahmalut Malut, and Prashut,, Rahul Rashud too. Heroes Degree I, highest degree. They were the best stech supersoldats ever!

One problem there was only, Rahul is paralyze for life from volfak encounter . Dolf Luvendorf is also reward with highest degree of Hero, tatkovina stepen pyrva I! Him serve well to the cheches. Proceed were with Ko4 ceremonies...

B Last and least not; Hanz Duvenbeck (cousine of Dolf) and Dolf Luvendorf monitor Cark, the volfak leader.
-Baboewý, hoe can we him exploit?
-good question pitiç, exclaim Dolf and smile with syrynge in hand…

Mister Master Chech dentalen pyt is in room with Bai Marin and Mr. Ko4. They organise a meeting for all superpower leaders and post on the internaional news. This is to strenghten the T i e s and have tea drinking and diner. This is say:

ALL SUPERPOWER LEADERS ARE INVITE FOR DINNER and tea WE ARE WABT DIPLOMACY. MEETINg IS IN JAPAN THEMED HOTEL MAKARONI in the city of the ancient chech, city is O’Prahula. All is welconed. It is start on 9th decembers.

Soon will add pictorys

[Skywing]

Goran was eating breakfast and reading a book, while the phone on the desk rang. With a slight annoyance he picked up the phone and said:
-Yes?
- Our "associate" would like to speak to you in private. - a rather deep slavic voice said.
Goran closed the book, carefully placing the bookmark at the page.
-Go on, I'm listening.
-Not through this line though, He would like to come and visit you in the near future.
-I see, tell him that he will be expected "in the near future".
-Affirmative, have a nice day sir. - the voice stopped and Goran hanged up.

"Pretty interesting, we'll see how that goes."

The Asiendalian engineers were working on a new bio-weapon and a few new missiles.
A lot of weaponry and armor were produced this year. The statistics were astonishing, the weapon and army industry were indeed growing, with the help of the slavic weapon companies and trades. The economy has grown twice since last year and the government has concluded that it will be better around Christmas to give the people a slight tax cut, by 10%.
Since there were only two weeks until Christmas, the decorations already had begun. Many Christmas bazaars were established in the center of Ysgramor and a lot of people were buying different kind of things. From decorations to gifts and food that was going to be prepared for the celebration.

Meanwhile
The Aspantanloxian Delegate was welcomed and given a private room at the royal castle. Further discussions with him would be made on the next day.

[Ko4land]

Out of character:
I am Victor and i will be role playing as Ko4land from now on. Every nation to nation relations will be changed and i hope that we are going to have fun together.

In character:
Mister Ko4 sat around the table and started talking to his advisor Penishlebarkata Ko4lak Sedmi ot Etropole.
-My man, i think we should invite every leader from the superpower nations to a dinner party with us, so we can discuss and share information with each other.
-Many a lot of intelligence my ko4 Gooding monster ko4 man's.
-Yes, of ko4.
-So....
-Yes, of ko4.
-Chech minister dein Bruderling is be here and be look for you many times.
-He a very good brother and handsome man. I love my brother ko4.
-Of ko4, ko4 soon is to party.
-Be prepare the letters.
-Me is prepare, them be. Don't be of worrying.
-None of that will ko4.


As the troopers continued to be transport at island of ko4. Many a lot of army was being set and moving.
The ko4 forces in madekistan stopped and started celebrating with their madyak brothers. As in chechilistan, the ko4 armada gave of was to chechilistan people many food and watering water, so they can be live.

Many a lot of thanks to every chech soldat.

[Great Slavyaniya]

Start of december

The snowy blizzard was raging in Slaviksk but there was one plane that took off from the airport, escorted by fighterjets.

The Orzhoy decided to meet Goran Simeonov and discuss the recent relations between Skywing and Great Slavyaniya. He was also invited to that chech meeting and didn't want to miss it. The new union was feared by the slavs but Smërt still had to attend out of diplomacy needs.

The orzhoyal plane landed. The meeting was to occur...

At the border HQ of coastal city Varna
"It seems like this guy sent from 6opar wants to see our orzhoy, huh?"
"Yeah exactly." answered a naval border guard to the official from the municipality.
The official grinned, "Well as much as I like wrestling, we can't simply let him pass like this. Heh, we have to interrogate him first. Rey Mysterio doesn't seem like a proper diplomat."
"What do you expect?! They are a pig nation! Literal pigs and hog people. After a nuclear spillage most turned to pigs, some retained their human intelligence. Others are dumb as crack. The people are few and Rey Mysterio is one of them. He is a recognized global wrestling star."
The official laughed with the fury of a thousand suns, "Dude, you are hilarous! We don't even know why he was chosen, stop crossing the 4th wall. Get him in the customs area."

Shortly after this, Rey Mysterio was escorted to the office. The border guards had major questions to which the answers were going to be wired to Slaviksk.

Scarab was a military contractor that had superb scientific, strategical and combat knowledge. He was one of the toughest people in Great Slavyaniya, practicioner of 7 martial arts including boxing, combat slavborba, judo and MMA. Scarab can also use with great profissiency most weapons in humanity's arsenal. He was a genius and one in a few billion. This OP character had a small elite unit that has been residing illegally in the slav lands. There were a few clashes between them and the military but thanks to the intelligence of Scarab, the unit has stayed relatively safe. Subunits of theirs were The Collectors and The Scouts. Their jobs were to collect, trade and market objects (tanks, weapons, immovable property, etc. etc.), and to scout and search for new objectives respectively. Their leaders, Barul and Gildolok were major supporters of Scarab's work. But the happy existence of these terrorist groups was threatened by the slav military expansion. Scarab and his team decided to move to Ko4-Chechilistan...

[Icewraith Industries]

Pankoville is defeated, diplomatic relations are now strained with Skywing but the opposite has happened with Great Slav; particularly with the joint Slav-Iceian military drills. As it came to Saskia's birthday on the 8th of December, everyone remembered the horrific terrorist attack that had happened a year before. This promoted militaristic and Xenophobic sentiment throughout the country, as Icewraith IND had just come out of a war with Pankoville. The citizens of Icewraith Industries demanded security, Saskia had claimed they would be safe yet the nation was caught in a surprise invasion. Saskia gave a message of peace and prosperity to the Iceian citizens on her birthday, being particularly open to other nations

"Skywing is our friend and ally! Great Slavyaniya Is our friend and ally! I tell you Iceians today, We must not bring hostilities to the rest of the world. Countries such as MADEKISTAN and Chechilistan are not our enemy, we must be empathetic towards then and remain at peace. While there are certain disgraceful nations, such as Pruch and Pankoville; we as a country must focus on helping others and being the best possible example to the world."

Icewraith Industries wants peaceful relations with MADEKISTAN and Chechilistan. Joseph H.O of foreign affair will also be attending chech's dinner in their nation in a hope to bring a cease to all past hostilities. Despite the message of peace Saskia gave in her birthday speech, Icewraith IND forces are slowly mobilising along the Panko border over christmas...

[MADEKISTAN]

Parade was start, many tank vehicle and armour carrier rumble onto Great Хуй Пенисцентър main capital city town meeting point madekistanian. General Kebapjic is award big most ever the medal of honors, PEDERASTIA MAEHASLAWIAMS. Was done this too General Ambrozyk De Toro Torstoloskiý, with him the mad man of people, General Dupinsky. Other people include of award ceremony on capital central are the Admiral Admiral Brudny Mężczyzna power producer anger core, Admiral Pedal Lajnoshapkov, favourite OP character Pilot Narzednik, Murgav Tikva the dude, Boniface, Abakhil, Rhodeo Sam Joseph )operator), Kartof Komper, Maugli spy, main scientist Kule Dama, and most of all the sons of kings Prince Mado for him the peace bringer of worlds. Many other too award lokuwý kovova medal metal golden platinium.

Dvojno Trojno Trojnia Madurlak start parade with ceremonial ancestor sword. March the great swordiers onto the ground of soil blood and hour honor. Rumble ground and shatter sound, many are watchers in amusement see and cheer the madyaki powersoldiers. MADEKISTAN POWER OVER PREVAIL!

Roll is out jeep of madurla ministers and commandos, regiment is super, mercanarys regiment lead by himself Murgav Tikva, best madyaki man after General Kebapjic Kepabjicum. Minister Unice Minister Pleśń Unice Prime Minister Pleśń shake hand of winner, Dopinsky is smile and say:
"JE KURWA BE BODOLTO, we won man, it is excellent. Thank me later and laugh ahahaha"
Smile gentle giant Unice, him know...

picture depict the man Dupinsky with Pilot Narzednik and the minister main attack lady force Kobiety Koty Putkonkova of Defence.
-now take please one of us picture, with lady beautiful the Kobieta and mine nigga the Narzednik pilot nuclear bomber.
Smile with reason the curious balbuk Minister of Prime, he says
-Usmivka snimka shtrak, say the cheese words she arrive and cheese pants into factory,
she smiles and Dupinsky look at chest, all good is when end is bad

DUPINSKY RAGE IS GONE, him justify is in action, now want with fame man Carpenter Brute. Is done.
Dupinsky and major general famed murderer Carpenter Brute.

Ambrozyk De Toro drinker heavy of alcohol discuss future event with man Dvojno Trojnij Madurlaman him king, the MADURLAK!
-We prepare all nuclears man sir king, answer the questioning of Double-Triple Madurlak the General biggest of Madyaks and alienwoskews.

T-72B3, T-72B6, T-72B4 and B4, T-64ALFA6MADO roll out, super modern, much powerful, alfa tank best in Xenox after other 10 tanklers. Rlakskite Also the best number new one tank the O-T and other such as T-84 Oplozhdets, Durlayski flame tank assemble and scare, might is madyaki in the hands. after is BMP-2 and BTR-80. BM-21, SUPERMADYAK RAK-32 radar systema, T-600 ALFAMADO SA air defence battareja, GRAMADAN Mezhdukitie-1 giant rare vehicle, only 10 make,
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Come backward are the onwards BM-451 TESTESI that kills all in way, Gvozdika MS-M artillery samohodnaj ustanowka, MSTA-M artillery piece, artillery piece Bludnitza that target up to 20 target at ones.
APC Bahurkruv and Svinska Opashka IFV follow and march too. Crazy! Esperge!!!

Robot divions and block is follow. A total of 100 group of advance terminator robot, drone and destroyers of various degrees. Powerful and scary is depict in robots develop by Kule Dama and Murgav Tikva. Never seen before saw! And last is not least but danger... best madyakistanian madyaki madanian weapon.

OMEGA MADO 400-400 SUPER 3000 NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE SYSTEM, 10 are on square of Great Huj Pbenis Centre. Can 3 times the world destroy yakoruba hekmatli anandi. Icewraith beware!

Then fly over helicopter Mi-24 MAD variantos, Mi-28 Lovzhitzsa, Lubenka M-2 transporter chopper, KA-50 Zantuga attacker devestator, KVAVK MADULA SUPERCHOPPER and bunker tank buster ignitor KVAVK MOTZUL helicopters. MAdekistan POWER!

After is follow by H-2 bomber stestwo, estestwo: scary, and TU-22, SU-35, MIG-29, Mig-23, Su-25 frogfootes. New developings follow, joint chechilistan project stealth bomber, Churtka 5 (Chur 5 Pepito in the chech lingustics) language disposal. Bomber is projector of new invention and cooperation, can carry M4D0 missile systema nuclear and undetect even by advance system like S-400 triumf. New is power, new is warfare...

Svojno-Dvojno-Trojno Madurlak is happy, son Prince Mado too. They ready for new thing, new war, new everything...

Dvojno Double Triple Madurlak is to goes there in O'Prahula with son sinowę of that, Prince Maddy Mado. They gone are to meeting superpower.

IN KORDEROKO LANDES:
THE MERCANARY Даня Грабовский and SERGEI KLIMOV are aid the bunt agaisnt Korderoko troopers against madekistan on the coast, suppressing the kurwa bupinska invasions. KORDEROKO SOLDATS CAPTURE, BRAPTURE AND INCINIRATE BY MACHINE AND BOMBER. Spies Geplantman and THE ELEFANTER are spy. What is new, what's korderoko? Write was peace offer to Korderoko.

[Aspartanlox]

Mike Kekman lands in the O'Prahula city of Chechilista for the world superpower meeting. As the presidential plane Airkek 1 descends, it is followed by a cargo freighter that carries 5 vehicles and a squadron of elite guards who will escort the president to the meeting place. When Mike exits the plane, he is greeted by the chechilistanian prime minister The Bashtata Pendril Ozciec. Both men smile as they get in a warm embrace.

'Nice to see you,' smiled Mike. The aspartanian president gazed in awe, bestowed by the surrounding hairy people. Some had humanoid faces, others were fully covered in fur and were a bit bigger than a human, others had sharp potruding teeth, tusks and horns. Chechilistan was truly a place of many cultures. "So these are the famous cheches," thought to himself Mike Kekman, "it seems like they have more than one species of Chech, as well as humans in their ranks..."

After about 30 minutes, the presidential escort column reached the conference location. Upon entering, President Mike Kekman was greeted by no other but the great Marshall Shiplan Mokremłócenie and the famous Air forces General Franciszek Gągor.
'Hello gentlemen! Glad I am here!' Mike greeted them all, jolly as always. He could see the Nuclear Warrior with his peripheral vision. The centre seemed quite well-constructed for being something made by cheches. There was also the famed ko4landian warrior Ko4 Armadur, Paraplaner and Oktopodiumko4odium. People were awaiting the arrival of other leaders.

Meanwhile, Borg DImmuborgir met with Mister Chech do discuss politics. Mister Chech agreed fully with the proposal of the aspartanian government. The representative Dimmuborgir was sent back to Aspartanlox.

Lenko Marinax was in Skywing and was bound to meet with Goran Simeonov.
...
...
...
The meeting was a success.

31C R47 1LLW 13D

[Skywing]

Ysgramor, Royal Palace
..after a conversation with Treeper Smert, the leader of Great Slavyanya, Simeonov was furious, the slavic leader spoke nonsense and rubbish, Simeonov tried to reason with him, but the Orzhoy seems to have lost his mind. Simeonov walked into the main army HQ and shouted:
- Start plan Jotunnheim right now. Also kick the slavic scumbag out of here, i had enough of him and his bullshit.
- Yes, sir.
- How are we doing on schedule?
- Excellent sir,we've also got news that our ordered ultimate ship destroyer is ready and soon he will join our fleet near Ko4land.
- That's great news, the ship will be named the "Archidyakona". Alright folks we've got a lot of work to do...


Shortly after the announcement of the peace between the three nations: Icewraith Industries, Pankoville and Cellusia, Simeonov could rest assured that there wouldn't be anyone else to intervene with the Asiendalian Authority and of course plans for the future. Christmas was close and the atmosphere was at its best. The army was preparing a parade and the people were eager to see it.
Meanwhile the Aspartanloxian delegate is called to the main hall to discuss important details with Simeonov.

The army has fully developed the new anti-radar missile "Wasp" and its test has finally come to an end with positive results.
And last but not least, Simeonov would gladly come to the chech Superpower nations meeting, after the important meeting with the delegate of Aspartanlox.

[Ko4land]

Mister ko4 was walking down the chech battle corridor and he sneezed strongly:
-APCHECH!
A small chech opened a door and said
-Hahlloooo!
-A here and there are you, how's you cheching friendsa. - Mister ko4 said after brushing his nose with a brush.
-Misterstwa ko4,me ap4or4 i here to hell you get a good look of chech palace.
-Aaaa nosyt mi. Very good chechling, please do show.

A the small little chech guides the ko4 master to the palace faster. So three KO4ES were running through the snow, getting late for Mister Chech's show. No landslides were being made, so the KO4IES got lucky with a single blade. Having the blade to screw the head, the ko4 flew all the way to Ko4stead. There he found a small child, making the noises of a wounded pirouette and soon after Gramps layed his eggs, the press send us pregnant flecks.
Ho ho ho I'm the happiest ko4 in the world
Ho ho ho I'm the happiest ko4 in the world
Many many ko4es
Try to be like me
But they don't see
What i can be
Oooooow
I am the happiest ko4 in the world
Ho ho ho i am the happiest ko4 in the world
Ho ho ho i am the happiest ko4 in the world
A lot of chech people
Try to grapple the truth
But in the end it means
They're just in the wrong neighborhood
Oooooooow
I am the happiest ko4 in the world
Ho ho ho i am the happiest ko4 in the world
Ho ho ho i am the happiest ko4 in the world
.....
Ho ho ho

Mister ko4 arrived at the chech dinner ready to eat and invade the glorious dinner.
Making the bread was very easy and delicious.
Put a simple ocet and put it into the oven.

Chech brother of ko4 didn't need to bother, he was dying of laugher because Hitler had farted.

Misterko4 came across his brother and said.
-Hello Mister chech, my brother. Ko4 is here for secret Super power national meetingsa.
Chech was ignore and he was dancing like HOLY SHIT DANCE MAHINDRA
dance battle were to he made before everybody come does.
People left to come :
Orzhoy of Great Slavyanya
Goran Simeonov from Skywing
Johnny Bob momcheto
Larry Chorbata
Joseph from Ice Wraith Industries
And Prince Maddy Maddy Maddy Mado from Madekistan with his Father, The double triple Maduro Madurlak.
Wait is for them be...

[Great Slavyaniya]

Smërt stormed out of the meeting hall enraged. He was visibly disgruntled by something and the raykrays weren't helpful at all. They were blatantly hinting at kicking him out, too bad that he kicked out himself. The escorting TSSF members were quick to draw weapons in a defensive manner, but were halted by a gesture of the Orzhoy's hand. Shortly after that, his orzhoyal plane departed to Frikindie to refuel, then to Slaviksk along with the fighter escort.

"Order state of readiness for the army. Message Icewraith Industries about our tensions with Skywing too!" order Smërt to Lemmy Kilmister.
"Roger, roger, Sir!"

Meanwhile, the military drills conducted with Icewraith Industries highlighted the strong points of both nations' militaries. Offensive/defensive for Great Slavyaniya and mainly defensive for Icewraith. Slav generals were satisfied with the results, the GO3LM system was working without any adversaries. There were a few minor accidents like a plane falling off an aircraft carrier or a missile detonating mid-air, but such predicaments were deemed to happen during such operations. Overall, the exercise was deemed a success and now the slavyaniyan forces were headed to Gergania.

TO: The Gerganian government
FROM: Jonndy Clergy, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Encryption level: NORMAL

Dear Her Majesty,
Queen Gergana XXX

We would like to station our navy's vessels in your ports for the time being. This will be done until all vessels have been restocked with provisions and fuel (most need no refueling since they are nuclear powered). We are also awaiting backups. We would gladly pay any and all taxes necessary.

Thank you for your cooperation!

In Varna
"Why are you here, little man?"
Rey Mysterio was interrogated by the slav border guards and the senior officer of their sector.
Rey started speaking in hispanic oddly enough. Annoyed, the chief has no other option.
"Smack him with the yellow pages!"
One of the guards gets a big yellow phone book with enough substance to kill a moose. The chief grabs it and smacks Rey right on the head.
"I am here to send this to the Government..." he pulls out a sheet of paper with scribbles from his pants.
The guards laugh. "They don't pay me enough for this." laughs one as he reads this.
Rey Mysterio is now pleading for them to send it to Slaviksk, wire it, whatever. Just don't humiliate him.

Good thing the Lieutenant General Lee Kozhleev, a man of strong tradition and honour had scheduled a surprise inspection of the facility.
"What are you imbeciles doing with this guy?!" he was quick to set Rey free. "You see this? He is a diplomat. Not to be treated like so. Set him up with a good hotel room for some rest, then return him to Shopar. This paper is going to Slaviksk. One more offense and you are going to Military Court."

The letter was wired to Slaviksk, no answer came back logically. Rey Mysterio was sent to Shopar with his car via the small "Kapkan" amphibious assault ship, a rare machine in the Southern Navy's arsenal.

Three planes departed Slaviksk, heading to O'Prahula for the meeting of the leaders. TSSF were aware that this could be a trap so they were prepared for a quick intervention if anything was to go wrong. Upon landing, the undercover agents noticed the resentment of their leader against the one of Skywing. They were aware of what had occured the previous days. The three planes were no ordinary, they carried the whole apparatus and many vehicles responsible for the safety of the Orzhoy of Great Slavyaniya. With them was a whole squadron (7) new D-70 fighter jets. Only if anything gone wrong, the cheches and ko4es would face and feel the wrath of the Northern Bear...

[Pruch]

The Final Battle
Part II

November 2nd, Maslinovo Dolishte
Razpruchihujnik Penisolove Pruchlichkov arrived with the train. With him were over a thousand other fighters like the rapper Kukuruz Zlatanszky and the famed warrior Kirka Gradniarska. The batch of retrieved VA-37M tanks arrived too. Other heavy vehicles and hardware were unloaded in the nearby town, preparing for a counter attack. The demi-god Rapruchihujnik was inspecting the formation of his great Pruch warriors, strong weightlifters like the one that managed to haul a tank back in time, Kukuruz, the machine gunner Kelly, Ernie the grenadier and many other reknown fighters. Partizan groups were also arriving left and right, ready to take this bitch, Maslinovo Dolishte. Elite guards were placed to guard the nuclear facility, as well as a few AA defences, as much as the pruches had. The counter offensive was almost ready to be initiated...

November 4th
General Vatnik Vitalopruchev was also near the frontline, in the mountainous village Prahutka. He was monitoring the ongoin situation with his binoculars, near the HQ tent. An angry pruch man of Churkovo descent came wielding a hatchet, angered and unpolite. He was screaming obscenities, not wanting to leave it all behind due to a stupid war.
"How am I gonna leave my beautiful herd of goats? Who is going to milk them? How am I going to feed me focken family mate?" the middle-aged pruch screamed.
"The parliament voted that our prime minister will evacuate your people, you are near the battle zone, citizen. Papardák Zagruzk'le orders immediate retreat. Listen to the Prime Minister..."
"ME NO LISTEN TO ONE NO!" the pruch angrily attempted to chop off the General's beard but was shot by the guards who came out of the HQ tent. Later that day the offender was arrested and charged with attempted homicide.

As for Major General Vatnik, he had a pending call.
"Hello President Oïshlat, the donations we have received from our investitor are supreme. I hope they are enough to wipe out the enemies... We only want freedom, nothing more."
"Dear General, I plan on enacting a truce... we cannot hold on for any longer. Our first attack was unsuccessful and this isn't even their full might, these are only Brashipur One Brashipur units. It is heaven or hell, ko4es approaching from east, cheches opposing us from west. Madyaks will soon grab our testicles again... we simply must. For now, take this bitch!"
"AS you SAY, President!" proudly closed the conversation the General.

In the capital city of Kijrahundra Pruchindol main city
President Bismarin Oïshlat Pishledilkvamru Kozelov came onto the stage in the main square, The Great Pruchevez' Square. Under the stars of the night sky. Thousands of Pruches were braced for the worst and it was his task to calm them down. Children of all ages, men of old and new, mothers of fighters and lovers, german muscle machines like Dolph Lundgren and Walker, the Texan ranger were there, ready to listen to the leader.


We are gathered here for this is probably the most significant battle ever. Last year, we managed ot defend our capital from the enemy. We protected our freedom and our right to life. Our people, the warriors that decided to sacrifice all so we can be standing here, have shed enough blood. They will shed more today, hopefully for one last time for the name of our Gods. In the name of Pruch! We all must be forever thankful to Great Slavyaniya for funding our efforts, thankful to the BOS that decided to fight with us and to Icewraith for providing them despite their attempts at antagonising us. Proud of our sons that shed sweat and blood for us, the daughters that also shed blood during labour so we can have even more bodies for... I mean warriors for freedom. The mothers that have raised them. The Revanchists are with us, The Pruch Jedi Order will also aid our final battle. The battle for Maslinovo Dolishte for there is our only source of power, the nuclear reactors that bring electricity and the internet to you and me. Without electricity, we are dead. We need it to prosper, to win battles, to spread our religion of peace, to plead for help. Pruch wouldn't be here if it wasn't for this central. It marks a hallmark in our excistence. Once a part of Ko4land and Chechilistan, now we are independent due to this complex. We must fight for it in the name of Pruch, in the name of freedom! Without further ado, let the parade start!

All cheer without hesitation, the machines march onto the square and into the cargo vehicles, straight into sunset as they depart for battle. Tanks like the famed T-72B3 stolen from the cheches and captured Ko4vodnik 1 tanks from ko4land, as well as many artillery pieces and flame tanks Durlayskiy. T-64 Burla from Madekistan, T 2-1000 too, all that the Pruches had, and more. T-34s from museums and IS-3s were rolled into defensive positions around the capital.

November 4th, dawn
First strikes upon Maslinovo Dolishte were initiated.

Forgive me father, for the blood I shed
The screams and wispers
Of shadow, of regret
Forgive me mother, for I have endured
Torture in agony, salvation in the pain
No more shall the shadow reign
The corpses of greed, bleed
Rivers of deceit upon the street
I get thrown into the fire
My mind is not hardwired
Let the blood soak
Into this mysterious land
When we, heroes
With our mysterious ways
We will save us
With our mysterious ways

Will you save us
From the prolific waves

Elite Pruch Commandos get thrown straight into the embers of the burning city to capture many strategic key points after the strikes of the Luna ballistic rockets were conducted. Artillery was also pummeling the Brashipur 1 Brashipur group. Hundreds of parapruches descend with parachutes from military freighters. Some are shot down by AA fire, other planes return to ferry more. Chech AA batteries were going off and downing many fighter jets, leaving the Pruch airforce crippled.



The city was greatly reinforced not only by the insurgents of Brashipur 1 Brashipur, but a combined force of madyaks and cheches. This came as a surprise to the pruch forces. The paratroopers seized a few strategic chokepoints and conducted several ambushes, but most were no match for the elite chech soldiers and strategies. The Pruches were exhausted, they had so much to learn.

Nevertheless, the target was softened up big time so the main action was due, the counter offensive! A pliers strategy was used, attempting to circle the enemy. Tactical tank strikes were required to capture territory. The tanks were supported by infantry. Everything was a bloodbath though. Razpruchihujnik was slaughtering madyaks and cheches, shredding their spines with his rockets and devouring their flesh with his teeth. His demigod status was unmatched among mortals and peasants.


Aerial strikes were halted because the pruches didn't want to lose all of their planes. This was like the battle of Stalingrad all over again. With no air support, the land forces had to rely on their own strength. Reflecting back on the capital defence, this seemed like an impossible task, even greater than the previous junction. An adversary as deadly as this was never seen. Bloodbaths were on ever corner, chech blood was flowing down the streets, pruch limbs were flying in the air, madyak scrotum hats and dicknoses were scattered all over the trees.

Kukuruz was rapping with the greatest flow ever while shooting up cheches and aggressive bashkulians with his golden desert eagles, tearing and ripping through their dirty green fles.
Crossed a nigga cross his eye, now he lookin at me like am whithe, he dare no say to me govno, the bear so gave two bees for uno.
So majestic. His presence on the field gave a 50% increase in the morale of the friendly forces. But the tragedy struck, a downed Su-25 was built to fall. Literally, the pilot was untrained and the pruch incompetence saw him flying down and crashing into his own forces. Kukuruz was badly injured? Was this the end of his MC and political carreer?

Nope, lol. The mighty weightlifter threw another T-64 Bulat at the incoming cheches, it exploded into pieces and defended the retreat of Kukuruz. Kukuruz was now in a coma and was treated in the field hospital.

Does it make you happy now? whispered in his ear the Pruch God.

The situation seemed hopeless and nothing went anywhere... The standstill was on and ongoing... Pruches were xhausted and needed a miracle to happen, otherwise they would be curtstomped by the opposition.

November 6th
After days of fierce fighting, The Pruchorai finally arrived. The Unknown hero in captured T-72B4 (in white pruch markings and the Pruch Jedi Order coat of arms on the front), shooting down enemy helicopters with the ATGM gun-launched rounds. They fall onto cheches and explode into fiery balls of horror. Pruchurnik shot down dousens of madyak Mig-29s with his TIGHT fighter, annihilating and curtstomping everything in his path. A true deus ex-machina. Stargoat Yoda killed off thousands of incoming war robots with his green light sabre, stopping their advance and securing the main road towards the nuclear facility. With him was his partner in crime, Jose the testicle slaughterer. He proved his name by killing off thousands of madyaki soldiers by ascending them with The Force and choking them to death. A true power move.



Obi Wank Goatnobe clears every hall of every building in tandem with Kylo Krem and Razpruchihujnik. His giant kozichka woolly thing busts through defences and enforced concrete with its 3 ton body and giant horns, bringing the unstoppable force of the pruchorai with its heavenly majestical fat furry body.


Gary the ET was blasting troopers with its revolver blaster Typ 10 Polska, destroying many tanks with the powerful plasma beams. His weapon was made illegal by the intergalactic concil but too bad that the cheches and madyaks didn't know the Law of space and cosmos.

Overall it was a slaughter. Razpruchihujnik made an epic power move with Kylo Krem and threw him straight at an incoming armoured division of T-72B4s and T-72B3s, even some madekistanian O-T tanks. They proved no match for the banned in 13 galaxies SUPERSPIN barrel roll tactic that was employed by the thrown master of darkness and dankness, Kylo Krem. His red tornado sabre attack proved lethal and devestating, eliminating the whole armoured division, sparing no APc and IFV.

Albeit their gigantic effort, the fighting continued on for days... the battalion of shteches had a secret weapon - Cryptonid!!!
It could render the pruchorai's powers useless. Only The Unknown warrior had unlimited powah because he bribed the Intergalactic federation so they could inject anti-cryptonium into his blood stream. The Hero was truly masterful, he fended off countless enemy waves along with his powerful yet powerless jedi and pruch friends....



Countless ballistic missiles continued pummeling the battlefield and now it was resembling a WW1 frontline, the war was on yet again apparently. Infinite enemies were giving everything they had, on a never before seen scale... A push so big even women into labour couldn't substitute it. Chaos was ruling the battlefield.

Famed warrior Unborn was alone on a single hill near the suburbs which were in ruins. He had the high ground and mauled thousands of cheches, shlyosters and shteches, even madyaks and their shenanigans. The surroundings of the hill were crimson red, showered in the rays of the last sunny moments. Dawn was approaching. A single man left was he, the Unborn. His comrades were killed by an airstrike. He had thousands of ammo crates lying around him so he made use of them, indiscriminatory of the nature of the target. Even grenades were thrown down the incoming enemies. Then rocks. Then bodies. In the end, the Unborn warrior aspired to die in peace. He pulled out his bigass giga sword of justice and came rushing down the hill. Rain of fire and blood poured over him. Heavy rain, mud, dark clouds and madekistanians screaming into agony. His blade punching through their body cevlar vests and rendering every protection level obsolete. His heavy huge tough arms cracking open every level of certification of the chech helmets, rattling the brains of the chech beyond repair and into coma. A violent display of rage and half-human, half-goat primitive power this was. His sharp teeth chewed into the necks of the usurpers, his anger burning violently like a thousand suns. Even The Pruch Gods smiled upon his madness and frustration. His desperate attempts to survive were even respected by the cheches and the madyaks. The inner hatred of the Unborn was reflected with sheer power upon his enemies, bringing them into relentless suffering, not giving away the hill on which he lay resting a few hours ago. The Unborn has lost enough blood, but his will was neverending, like an infinite amount of the fines vodka powered him. After finishing the final straws of enemy forces, he managed to climb back onto the hill, pulling his spilt intestines with a broken arm and a shattered leg. Grunting relentlessly, fingers bloodied from rocks and stones, the Unborn climbed the summit of the soon-to-be place of eternal rest, he wanted to bathe into the last glimpses of sunshine.

The clouds were gone, so were the madyaks and cheches near that hill. Almost drunk-like from the battle, nearly dead and hazed fully, the Unborn was happy. He has served his Fatherland...

The lights began to fade, reflecting pictures from the past. Below the hill, onslaught. This life begins to fade, soon to be gone.

The sun has finally set.

November 8th...
Another wave approached them... it was a big black wave with some white dots inbetween. Some were bigger, many were on tanks. Many were helicoptering Wild screams could be heard.... This was no other than them...

[Ko4land]

Ko4 Palace, time : Unknown
-Hello of all of you many ko4es come to see this ...... We're very proud to show the magical and powerfull many strenght that has and that thiung is - The YUS MACHINE. - a shadowedko4 said.
- Yus machine? What's is that is? - a ko4 science asked.
-Do not be of worrying, it is our secret weapongla, it will be used to attackla pruchingla and their rebellions. NO PRCUHES SHALL SURVIVE!!!!
-Wow , but whys? Pruch is fight with chehc and madyakian armada of TEsticles. They have taken the MAslina DOliosthte city-somethings.
-Phah we dont need the Dolioste city_somethings, it is pruchhordes that worryies me. - the shadowed ko4 remove his mask and shadow and he says : - For i am Ko4 Grapa4ovka Hristoplonnik and ko4 is never to be seen this strong of many years.
All ko4 was in awe.
THE LEGENDARY GRAPA4OVKA!!!!! Destroyer of Redneck Cheches,MAdyaks and Pruches.
-Now listen all, we must kill the pruches and help the cheches and mado madyaks to gain back their territory.
Power of All was gather and unite.

Big shipla was the prouds and joyess of many ko4es, so the battle heavy attack ship was finish. Name was : Moshtak 123 Rak
He him ship was extrasolar and ordinary battle ram of the army.
Him arsenal was missiles, guns, torpedoes, he also air crafty carrying and mine laying and detaching.
POWER FULL
TREMBLE ALL!!!!
Ko4land has built its f leet, all of all was 100 ships and 70 submarine submerging ko4erfs.
WOW, korderoko is say wow.

Agate 44 4th wrote super fast army built, he gutter the piga loud and clear. HAHAHAHAHHA

On near the prucvh channel of lonely ficks.
Rear ko4 commander Ko4 Katuk and his lieutenant Ko4 Eshovko. They were dispatch from great moth Tchaikovsky.
Death awaited all who oppose the big ship.
Mister Ko4 the ko4 lord order them to destroy any pruchlian opposition and annihilate all.
Torko the Red Ko4 was gather the ko4 armada and deploy 1 000 000 ko4 troops near the rear of the pruch city-somethings.
The over powered ko4 armies were gathering to help the chech brothers.
Ko4 Katuk, the command officerium of the 344th Ko4 Lo4 Army Regiment, declared the purchase of the Ko4 Missile - "Ko4 Glava"
Designed to penetrate the enemy AA defendes and make bungalows.
Over 2300 Ko4 Glava Missile were ordered by heavy deavy Ko4 Katuk.
He said : "you don't taught war, you fought it" - wise words of wisdom.
As he say this of was, many ko4es were agree and decided to form the Ko4 Second Militia Faction also knowing as KSMF.
The Faction with the leader Ko4 BBM (Big Butt Man) was going to occupy the pruch villages and transferred and transformed them into Ko4 Villages.

Whilethe ko4 trooplas were walk to the battlefield of holding place, they saw the cheches In pieces.
Poor chechlings.
The pruch scummigs would be pay money for rhis!!! And not only money, heheheh.

The battle started as usual all.
KO4 HORDE OF DEATH ATTACKING EVERYTHING IN IT'S WAY.
The small pruch warriors were small and they hadn't been hadn't learned lesson about spacing.
A few granades from the ko4 super soldires and the pruches were dinner.
The surprise attack was work. Pruch were incinirate a lot.
Death of was.
Tanks were overriding pruchy pruches and ko4landian troops were advancing push the scum back. Many ko4 medics start help mado madyak people and wounded chechs,
Help is come.
No more pruch occupation.
Ko4 propaganda was shouting everywhere :
WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE SEAS, WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE SHORES, WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE LAND, WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE SOLES,
W E S H A L L N E V E R S U R R E N D E R !!!

A lot of Ko4es were caught screaming :
-FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!!!
And busted them little nut cracks.
They overflow the land with pruch blood.
And just when they pruches seem to be on the attack, a blast tear them apart. A blast powerful as 500 times of the fist of Bai Marin himherself.
THE YUS MACHINE.
back at the Unknown, Ko4 Grapa4ovka has fired with the YUS Machine and help his soldires.
WOW
Just wow.

HORDE OF KO4ES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

The pruch were pull out of the DolishteMaslina somethingscity and win was done.

Or was it?
Down at south a bad badding badling and badrumo baddering enemy of was. TIME TO ACT TO BE FREE.

[Chechilistan]

434 Koplan Zeplochka
soon to post is be to postet
Hrizanthema the chechlichka scientist woman female is be an create forst ever shapeshift device. It is recapture from the chvorch-antgoriansi union uniona and are the tachnologic Who make the double of Mister Chech.. the chvorch-antgorians are were been this capture from secret 434 chech black project fascilitiy. It replicate the skinn and is inplant memory into brain. Prochedure complicate is, but not.

Test were veen by the many xhech soldaters. Sucessfull! Winbazinga!
Win bangalore!
Top shtexh eliters been were deployt for task, to seed and impregnate into onto the enemials territoris.

And whose are they to of mimick? The BOS icewraithi people of coarse!

Chech 434 mega giga super great army been was the some BOS capture. The BOSS people-soldieders was torture were. Info extract. Some are dir of pain, many are kill, but alot sur vive and become invalid for function, like leg no, no finger, teeths or kidneyy, broke riblas ribs.
All been raped by chech gay endorcers enforcers though :^) (chech molesters)

PLAn is follow: replace some BOS with then undercover checher shtecher soldatiers, these to be less torture, one with limbs and organiels. Then send broken and the unbroken BOSes to the Icewrats from coast of MADekistanium.

(Also is capture and replace to be Joseph with an humans mercanary in stealth disguse)).

All is suppose to go as plans

434 General the bigman Koplan Zeplochka is lead operation: him meet is in secret war room with Misdter chech, Ko4man Mister and Bai Marin NBC marine.
-Pitklowý, start of plan on 13 decembers when is night, send in Pitronko, Malamut and Kvadrutal to capture Josif of Iceeraths. These my men, they best shteches ever of CHEECH CHEEEechilistan. This job is no other but for Kvadurt, Prashut and Malamut. Pitronko is to be sniopper with him comrade Eryupio the crypoheaded chech machine powerleigner.
"Gread plan Lape, me approves" claims proclaims the Bai Supermarin.
-Indeed is so, conclude the Chech Tzar king President.
-Balãwamýi kooOo4" shouts in approval him brther the Ko4 leader Mister Ko4.

Hotel MAKARONI hotel coctail of leader superpowers

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Arrive were all leader of Great nation (except icewrath)

Mister Chech is jappy, mister ready for boom bomba party

Date 10 decemver (past)
Meet were all peoples with a massive parada of the police force and superb forces strong. To show diversity of cheches. Warlords like The Big Yus and the pruch president were there also as minor powars.

Also show is nucler new missle thingie, fly at mach 26 and weigh 30 tonnes.. powerfull!
Enter is hotel Makaroni

Such majestical! Best place ever! Lux, comfort, all, just wow

[MADEKISTAN]

RUPERT, the annihilator

[Icewraith Industries]

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[Great Slavyaniya]

The Orzhoy is pleased that he was invited to the celebration, he is enjoying his time in the meeting despite the presence of Goran Simeonov. The TSSF are closely monitoring his presence, as well as the activity of other leaders and representatives. Smërt himself is dressed accordingly, in a grey suit and sunglasses that shield his vision from the sun, despite the cold weather. He is surrounded by Slav press members and undercover agents.


Image is courtesy of the slav giant Alamy stock photo

Smërt went out and shook the hand of Joseph, proceeding to ask why Saskia wasn't there.
He is also greeted by Mr. Chech and Mr. Ko4 in the lavish halls of hotel Makaroni, something the Orzhoy didn't believe was made by cheches. Everything was exceptional. The ko4es and cheches provided amazing food and accomodation oddly enough. Other reknowned leaders were The Double Tripled Madurlak and his son Prince Maddy Maddy Mado. Bai Marin The Nuclear warrior was also there, he shook and kissed Smërt.
"Glad to see you, lapandurche. Ne sam gei don't worry."
Smërt was also greeted by the warm eyes of his colleague Mike Kekman. The two struck up a conversation about love, war and everything inbetween.
"How's Margarita doing?" asked the old aspartanian president.
He was seemingly unaware of what happened 2 years ago...
"Oh well, there was that little accident... nobody gets to smuggle food for foreign aid. She got removed from existence." laughed Smërt.
"Oh..."

Trepeer Smërt and Goran Simeonov exchanged cold looks. Then a smirk by Smërt. Then he saw no other than the madekistanian leader, the odd elephant in the room. The Orzhoy has seen goat people like the president of Pruch who was also attending, Mr. Ko4 and even the yeti-resembling Tzar King President Mister Chech. But nothing like this thing. It had ballsacks potruding from it, as well as various other male reproductive organs. What even was this thing? How was it a leader of the xenian North Korea? All of these thoughts crossed Smërt's mind.

After a day full of festivities, he ordered his men to guard every representative and stay on high alert. They worked accordingly with the guards of the other leaders. TSSF were amongst the best in whole Xenox, if not in whole NS. They were diamonds formed under immense pressure. And Smërt also knew that if the cheches and ko4es attempted something funny during this diplomatic meeting, they would risk starting a war. Great Slavyaniya would obliterate them. All in all, he was excited for the upcoming day which would consist of diplomatic talk and boring politics about strenghtening economies and such. He had to give a speech like the rest of the leaders. He was also given a programme table so he would be informed.

OOC: Please don't try anything too unrealistic and shabby, also please calm down everybody give us a table regarding the activities of the event...

[Icewraith Industries]

Joseph H.O attended the rather spectacular event dressed for the occasion in his crimson suit; A bullet-proof suit he use to wear back in his gambling days. Accompanied him were Joseph's own high trained personal security wearing white bulletproof suits; which looked strikingly different to Joseph's own suit. However they have a spare white suit to cover/disguise Joseph in case of an emergency.

Joseph is the High Official of Foreign affairs. He attends all international events and acts as the representative of the nation as a whole. At this event Joseph is obviously uncomfortable being there, with the BOS diplomatic incident worsening relations with many nations at the event; which he hopes to repair.

After shaking hands with Smërt he proceeds to tell him that Saskia's absence is due to the unsafe environment in an event like this. Although it would be diplomatic suicide to assassinate a leader here, certain people/organisations would go to such lengths. The Aufseher and her High Officials very rarely leave the Zitadelle due to extreme security protections, this is exempt for Joseph due to his unique job requirements.

Although Smërt is able to communicate with Joseph regarding Iceian-Slav relations, he may wish to communicate to Saskia directly. Joseph signals one of his guards to a black phone over to one of The Orzhoy's Bodyguards, that black phone has a line that links directly to Saskia's office in case of emergency or just general communication; for Smërt's use only.

[Skywing]

Goran Simeonov had arrived at the Meeting. There were a lot of people there. Different people. Mister Ko4, Mister Chech and the Madyak Leader, which name was unknown to Simeonov. He saw Joseph from Icewraith Industries. As he went near to greet him, a couple of soldiers came close as well.
- Hey there Joseph, how are you doing? How's Saskia? Don't get the wrong idea though I'm just being friendly.

After the small talk with the Icewraithian representative, Simeonov shook the hand of Mister Ko4 and Mister Chech.

- Congratulations on your peace, i am glad the war between you two is over. It had a bad influence on the continent. I do hope, we can now assure the peaceful future here at this meeting.

The two Misters nodded in agreement. Goran's old friend - Bai Marin, was here as well. They shook hands and hugged, talking about the good old times spent in the gym.
Simeonov met some other people too, the representatives from Aspartanlox. He also gave Smert a cold look as the slavyanian orzhoy did the same. His soldiers, the TSSF were keeping the whole place under control, as well as the Chech soldiers and guards. What Simeonov did also notice, was that the slav soldiers were keeping an eye on him. Why do they even bother?
Anyways...
After that, he just sat down in his chair and opened up a book, to keep himself busied until the actual meeting starts.
He was indeed curious how it would go.

Meanwhile back at the Ysgramor Secret Labs, the hooded figure met with Napsuvacha.
-Does the King know, we're meeting?
-He does.But nobody else knows and his majesty prefers it to stay that way.
-Yeah, gotcha. Alright I've got all the stuff needed. The illegal adamant resources have been transported successfully. Our agents in the Dinok Ronax Empire say that the Teacher has gone missing and that the DRE-ian people are freaking out. If they fall in anarchy, i think our troops can easily enter and reassemble the order.
-Nice, that are some great news.
- Our Shahrakian Garrison is ready.
- Excellent work Grimmjaw.
The hooded figure nodded and left the room, Napsuvacha was watching him as he changed his appearance to a janitor and started cleaning the floor.
Napsuvacha teleported via some strange device.