Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Free California Republic]

Saitama, is that you?

[United Celtic Peoples]

"Hey, hey, calm down... you might not believe it, but these fellers have been through worse. Really. Usually our punch ups end up makin' Columbine look like a pillow fight, and usually half the time we wouldn't even answer these, but this is somethin' else." The leader said.

"Besides, we're not gonna start gunnin' them down roight off the bat, that'd just be bad for the Irish name. Instead... we're jus' gonna show 'em the good ol' end of the world stick while blarin' Grainne Mhaol, and hopefully they can all fuck off and we'll keep it that way. Sound like a plan?" He said, leaning against the missile with one hand on it.

The group of Jackals eyes the weaponry "What even are you guys?" The said as they calmed for a bit.

A van rolled up by the saloon, nobody hopped out of it, it just parked there for some time.

Fonce sighed as the chaos spread into the tavern. "What a mess..." complained the dark mage. "Shall I clear it?"

"Well, I guess it's not a bad idea if you try stopping the fight. Careful!" Lumiere replied.

Fonce started walking towards Yoshida and the Irishman. "I believe I should remind the both of you that this is a tavern, not a colosseum."

"This place was made for sinners, of course there is chaos." Vixensaid as he cleaned a glass "Anything I can make you?"

"Irish Republican Army, or the Provos as we're known these days. Formerly sworn to liberate Ulster from the British imperialist bastards and reunite the 32 counties of Ireland. Now, our purpose is to prevent our Irish brethren from getting beaten down. Now, if you'll excuse us..." The leader said as the IRA crew went down the hill beside the nuclear missile truck.

Amidst the fight, a Cornishman noted the appearance of the IRA and their missiles, grabbing a set of binoculars to oversee, his eyes widening and pupils shrinking in fear. "Oh shit, OH SHIT!" He cried out as one of his friends went over to him and looked over in the distance.

"Oh god, IT'S THE FUCKIN' IRA, RUN!" He called out to the group as they stopped their fighting and turned to the giant missile truck nearby.

"THAT'S RIGHT, LADS! THE PROVOS HAVE ARRIVED, AND WE'RE HERE TO CALL FOR THE FIGHTING TO STOP BEFORE WE TURN THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TO A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!" He said, aiming the missile directly at the saloon using a remote control, leaving both groups scattering out and far away, ending the battle, sans the wounded Irishmen and Cornishmen as the armed militia walked forward and grabbed the wounded on both sides, tending to their Irish brethren while executing the Cornish with their guns.

[North Saitama]

Yoshida ducked-down behind a window, observing the missile aiming at them. "If only I had my Type 99 with me, or some way of contacting my Secretary of Defence to deploy the Army...but I suppose that peace is what I wanted, anyway...."

He then stood-up and addressed both the Irish and the Cornish. "So are we in agreement, now, to stop this and drink like civilised adults? And stand down the IRA, before I contact my Secretary of Defence."

[United Celtic Peoples]

Yoshida ducked-down behind a window, observing the missile aiming at them. "If only I had my Type 99 with me, or some way of contacting my Secretary of Defence to deploy the Army...but I suppose that peace is what I wanted, anyway...."

He then stood-up and addressed both the Irish and the Cornish. "So are we in agreement, now, to stop this and drink like civilised adults? And stand down the IRA, before I contact my Secretary of Defence."

"Relax there, my reptilian friend..." The leader as as he approached him, whispering. "Between you an' me, that missile isn't even live... yet. I jus' did it so these people can shut up. But if we were trigger happy enough... no doubt all that'd come out of it would be a whole bunch of glowin' Englishmen, but that sounds like a fine compromise to me!" The leader said as he had a belly laugh as he held up some sort of device. "Besides, there's this thing we have called an ECM. No doubt it's going to fuck up your connection, thus chastising you from contacting your precious little bird of a Secretary."

[Stalnite]

"Why do I even try..." moped Fonce. He closed his book and walked away with a highly exaggerated dejection.

[Ursingard]

The group of Jackals eyes the weaponry "What even are you guys?" The said as they calmed for a bit.

A van rolled up by the saloon, nobody hopped out of it, it just parked there for some time.


"This place was made for sinners, of course there is chaos." Vixensaid as he cleaned a glass "Anything I can make you?"

"Irish Republican Army, or the Provos as we're known these days. Formerly sworn to liberate Ulster from the British imperialist bastards and reunite the 32 counties of Ireland. Now, our purpose is to prevent our Irish brethren from getting beaten down. Now, if you'll excuse us..." The leader said as the IRA crew went down the hill beside the nuclear missile truck.

Amidst the fight, a Cornishman noted the appearance of the IRA and their missiles, grabbing a set of binoculars to oversee, his eyes widening and pupils shrinking in fear. "Oh shit, OH SHIT!" He cried out as one of his friends went over to him and looked over in the distance.

"Oh god, IT'S THE FUCKIN' IRA, RUN!" He called out to the group as they stopped their fighting and turned to the giant missile truck nearby.

"THAT'S RIGHT, LADS! THE PROVOS HAVE ARRIVED, AND WE'RE HERE TO CALL FOR THE FIGHTING TO STOP BEFORE WE TURN THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TO A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!" He said, aiming the missile directly at the saloon using a remote control, leaving both groups scattering out and far away, ending the battle, sans the wounded Irishmen and Cornishmen as the armed militia walked forward and grabbed the wounded on both sides, tending to their Irish brethren while executing the Cornish with their guns.

[Low bloods]

The group of Jackals eyes the weaponry "What even are you guys?" The said as they calmed for a bit.

A van rolled up by the saloon, nobody hopped out of it, it just parked there for some time.


"This place was made for sinners, of course there is chaos." Vixensaid as he cleaned a glass "Anything I can make you?"

"Irish Republican Army, or the Provos as we're known these days. Formerly sworn to liberate Ulster from the British imperialist bastards and reunite the 32 counties of Ireland. Now, our purpose is to prevent our Irish brethren from getting beaten down. Now, if you'll excuse us..." The leader said as the IRA crew went down the hill beside the nuclear missile truck.

Amidst the fight, a Cornishman noted the appearance of the IRA and their missiles, grabbing a set of binoculars to oversee, his eyes widening and pupils shrinking in fear. "Oh shit, OH SHIT!" He cried out as one of his friends went over to him and looked over in the distance.

"Oh god, IT'S THE FUCKIN' IRA, RUN!" He called out to the group as they stopped their fighting and turned to the giant missile truck nearby.

"THAT'S RIGHT, LADS! THE PROVOS HAVE ARRIVED, AND WE'RE HERE TO CALL FOR THE FIGHTING TO STOP BEFORE WE TURN THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TO A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!" He said, aiming the missile directly at the saloon using a remote control, leaving both groups scattering out and far away, ending the battle, sans the wounded Irishmen and Cornishmen as the armed militia walked forward and grabbed the wounded on both sides, tending to their Irish brethren while executing the Cornish with their guns.

While the commotion was going on a few of the raiders walked over and attempted to hijack the truck.

As soon as a bullet was shot the fellow on a gatling gun started randomly firing In random directions.

[North Saitama]

"Irish Republican Army, or the Provos as we're known these days. Formerly sworn to liberate Ulster from the British imperialist bastards and reunite the 32 counties of Ireland. Now, our purpose is to prevent our Irish brethren from getting beaten down. Now, if you'll excuse us..." The leader said as the IRA crew went down the hill beside the nuclear missile truck.

Amidst the fight, a Cornishman noted the appearance of the IRA and their missiles, grabbing a set of binoculars to oversee, his eyes widening and pupils shrinking in fear. "Oh shit, OH SHIT!" He cried out as one of his friends went over to him and looked over in the distance.

"Oh god, IT'S THE FUCKIN' IRA, RUN!" He called out to the group as they stopped their fighting and turned to the giant missile truck nearby.

"THAT'S RIGHT, LADS! THE PROVOS HAVE ARRIVED, AND WE'RE HERE TO CALL FOR THE FIGHTING TO STOP BEFORE WE TURN THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TO A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!" He said, aiming the missile directly at the saloon using a remote control, leaving both groups scattering out and far away, ending the battle, sans the wounded Irishmen and Cornishmen as the armed militia walked forward and grabbed the wounded on both sides, tending to their Irish brethren while executing the Cornish with their guns.

While the commotion was going on a few of the raiders walked over and attempted to hijack the truck.

As soon as a bullet was shot the fellow on a gatling gun started randomly firing In random directions.

"Still want to threaten to disable my communications?", Yoshida replied to the IRA leader, watching the raiders try and hijack the missile.

He then pulled a large cell phone, a Motorola DynaTAC, from his suitcase, and dialed. "Moshi moshi. Nakamura-san, we have a disturbance here. The IRA have a stolen missile, and someone stole it from them. Send help, o kudasai."

Within minutes, troops from North Saitama parachuted down, a mixed lot of humans and half-dragons, subduing the raiders and capturing the missile.

[Low bloods]

While the commotion was going on a few of the raiders walked over and attempted to hijack the truck.

As soon as a bullet was shot the fellow on a gatling gun started randomly firing In random directions.

"Still want to threaten to disable my communications?", Yoshida replied to the IRA leader, watching the raiders try and hijack the missile.

He then pulled a large cell phone, a Motorola DynaTAC, from his suitcase, and dialed. "Moshi moshi. Nakamura-san, we have a disturbance here. The IRA have a stolen missile, and someone stole it from them. Send help, o kudasai."

Within minutes, troops from North Saitama parachuted down, a mixed lot of humans and half-dragons, subduing the raiders and capturing the missile.

"You really, really should not have done that." A man with a white suit was standing behind him aiming a pistol at his back "What's your worth, dragon?" He taps his helmet.
"Yeah, getting that missile was a failure. Uh let's see how this plays out. Before we get too... wild."
He was speaking as if he were in a call.

[The Russian Nations]

A Soldier wearing a hexagon pattern and wearing a load-bearing vest entered the room,holding what looked like to by a KH2002 of the Iranian military,followed by another soldier holding the same weapon but this time with an RPG-32 in a hexagon pattern,and another one came in,holding a Negev NG7,then came one with a KH2002 but with an EGLM fitted into it,the team leader raised his hand in the air,signalling for this all to stop,these were KSA soldiers taking a break but came across this,the autorifleman pointed his NG7 at the mixed dragon-human army that came from North Saitama,the team leader spoke,holding a starter pistol in the air.


"Can you all stop this for Christ's sake,for once why can't we all just sit down and not point rifles at each other,for God's sake."

The team leader signaled the grenadier to raise his weapon in defense.

"I've seen more gunfights in Neo-Russia than here,but there it wasn't chaos all the time when it came to the gunfights."

[Stalnite]

Fonce waved his hands frantically through the air. "You damn idiots are awful at peacekeeping! All of you, just stow your arms and be damn silent!" screamed the boy.

[Mekishima]

The Mekishiman samurai analysed the situation, seeing as everyone had their guns pulled. The tension was so thick, he could practically cut it in half.

"My, my, my... usually in saloons, it comes to fists. But never have I seen one come to a missile crisis." He said laughing, as he dialed on his phone.

Moments later, Mekishiman soldiers would march in, armed with katanas, wakizashi and throwing knives, one hovering over the building as he held a compound bow in his hand, and a ninja going from behind Yoshiro and holding a knife to his neck. "Now... let's be honorable here for a moment and drop our guns, lest we humiliate you by cutting you all apart with our swords."

[Stalnite]

The Mekishiman samurai analysed the situation, seeing as everyone had their guns pulled. The tension was so thick, he could practically cut it in half.

"My, my, my... usually in saloons, it comes to fists. But never have I seen one come to a missile crisis." He said laughing, as he dialed on his phone.

Moments later, Mekishiman soldiers would march in, armed with katanas, wakizashi and throwing knives, one hovering over the building as he held a compound bow in his hand. "Now... let's be honorable here for a moment and drop our guns, lest we humiliate you by cutting you all apart with our swords."

"And there be more cavalry to make this a greater cavalcade of misery!" complained Fonce. He grit his teeth and began to emit a soft purple glow as he prepared for an inevitable fight.

Lumiere approached. "I think this is not working, Fonce." said the little prince, his sword lugged over his shoulder.

[Mekishima]

The Mekishiman samurai analysed the situation, seeing as everyone had their guns pulled. The tension was so thick, he could practically cut it in half.

"My, my, my... usually in saloons, it comes to fists. But never have I seen one come to a missile crisis." He said laughing, as he dialed on his phone.

Moments later, Mekishiman soldiers would march in, armed with katanas, wakizashi and throwing knives, one hovering over the building as he held a compound bow in his hand. "Now... let's be honorable here for a moment and drop our guns, lest we humiliate you by cutting you all apart with our swords."

"And there be more cavalry to make this a greater cavalcade of misery!" complained Fonce. He grit his teeth and began to emit a soft purple glow as he prepared for an inevitable fight.

Lumiere approached. "I think this is not working, Fonce." said the little prince, his sword lugged over his shoulder.

"Think of this as a learning experience. Once the powder keg goes off, bullets start flying towards us. We deflect them back, and honor is restored, for people will be afraid to use their guns." The Mekishiman siad as he strided towards Fonce. "They are a coward's weapon, but our main military had no choice but to use them, even though our super-soldiers can easily show skill that surpasses such weaponry. Now, once the fireworks show goes off, watch it for the brief seconds it appears for, for once we're done, it'll never appear again."

[Low bloods]

A Soldier wearing a hexagon pattern and wearing a load-bearing vest entered the room,holding what looked like to by a KH2002 of the Iranian military,followed by another soldier holding the same weapon but this time with an RPG-32 in a hexagon pattern,and another one came in,holding a Negev NG7,then came one with a KH2002 but with an EGLM fitted into it,the team leader raised his hand in the air,signalling for this all to stop,these were KSA soldiers taking a break but came across this,the autorifleman pointed his NG7 at the mixed dragon-human army that came from North Saitama,the team leader spoke,holding a starter pistol in the air.


"Can you all stop this for Christ's sake,for once why can't we all just sit down and not point rifles at each other,for God's sake."

The team leader signaled the grenadier to raise his weapon in defense.

"I've seen more gunfights in Neo-Russia than here,but there it wasn't chaos all the time when it came to the gunfights."

"You have to be kidding me, I am one more standoff away from putting a damn hole in the side of this building." The man held his helmet as if he were grasping the ridge of his nose as if one would if they had a migrane.
"I just thought to myself 'Oh my stupid crew found a few bodies to loot, oh what's thatfound a missile! this'll be like taking candy from a baby!" He explains
"Then I heard it was all going down at the saloon and I just... I just knew, I really knew! That I'd be stepping into a pile of crap." He laughs

Fonce waved his hands frantically through the air. "You damn idiots are awful at peacekeeping! All of you, just stow your arms and be damn silent!" screamed the boy.

"You just came in on a bad week is all.just wait its like a forest fire, it'll wear itself down or just burn itself down." The knight nods "I watch over this place and only have once or twice had to get into a fight."

[Mekishima]

A Soldier wearing a hexagon pattern and wearing a load-bearing vest entered the room,holding what looked like to by a KH2002 of the Iranian military,followed by another soldier holding the same weapon but this time with an RPG-32 in a hexagon pattern,and another one came in,holding a Negev NG7,then came one with a KH2002 but with an EGLM fitted into it,the team leader raised his hand in the air,signalling for this all to stop,these were KSA soldiers taking a break but came across this,the autorifleman pointed his NG7 at the mixed dragon-human army that came from North Saitama,the team leader spoke,holding a starter pistol in the air.


"Can you all stop this for Christ's sake,for once why can't we all just sit down and not point rifles at each other,for God's sake."

The team leader signaled the grenadier to raise his weapon in defense.

"I've seen more gunfights in Neo-Russia than here,but there it wasn't chaos all the time when it came to the gunfights."

"You have to be kidding me, I am one more standoff away from putting a damn hole in the side of this building." The man held his helmet as if he were grasping the ridge of his nose as if one would if they had a migrane.
"I just thought to myself 'Oh my stupid crew found a few bodies to loot, oh what's thatfound a missile! this'll be like taking candy from a baby!" He explains
"Then I heard it was all going down at the saloon and I just... I just knew, I really knew! That I'd be stepping into a pile of crap." He laughs

Fonce waved his hands frantically through the air. "You damn idiots are awful at peacekeeping! All of you, just stow your arms and be damn silent!" screamed the boy.

"You just came in on a bad week is all.just wait its like a forest fire, it'll wear itself down or just burn itself down." The knight nods "I watch over this place and only have once or twice had to get into a fight."

"I suppose thing aren't as easier as they seem." The samurai smiled, as he knew the dark secrets behind this place with those who watch it, which he can use at will. "Or, I suppose... I guess it'd be like fighting a gang full of niggers."

[The Russian Nations]

A Soldier wearing a hexagon pattern and wearing a load-bearing vest entered the room,holding what looked like to by a KH2002 of the Iranian military,followed by another soldier holding the same weapon but this time with an RPG-32 in a hexagon pattern,and another one came in,holding a Negev NG7,then came one with a KH2002 but with an EGLM fitted into it,the team leader raised his hand in the air,signalling for this all to stop,these were KSA soldiers taking a break but came across this,the autorifleman pointed his NG7 at the mixed dragon-human army that came from North Saitama,the team leader spoke,holding a starter pistol in the air.


"Can you all stop this for Christ's sake,for once why can't we all just sit down and not point rifles at each other,for God's sake."

The team leader signaled the grenadier to raise his weapon in defense.

"I've seen more gunfights in Neo-Russia than here,but there it wasn't chaos all the time when it came to the gunfights."

"You have to be kidding me, I am one more standoff away from putting a damn hole in the side of this building." The man held his helmet as if he were grasping the ridge of his nose as if one would if they had a migrane.
"I just thought to myself 'Oh my stupid crew found a few bodies to loot, oh what's thatfound a missile! this'll be like taking candy from a baby!" He explains
"Then I heard it was all going down at the saloon and I just... I just knew, I really knew! That I'd be stepping into a pile of crap." He laughs

Fonce waved his hands frantically through the air. "You damn idiots are awful at peacekeeping! All of you, just stow your arms and be damn silent!" screamed the boy.

"You just came in on a bad week is all.just wait its like a forest fire, it'll wear itself down or just burn itself down." The knight nods "I watch over this place and only have once or twice had to get into a fight."

"Missile eh? i suppose the Brits can take care of that." he joked,implying the UKSF.

"But to be honest,i really don'y want this to be common,christ almighty."

as he spoke the grenadier walked up to the bartender and ordered a glass of wine.

"Finally,time to rest." the grenadier said,drinking.

[North Saitama]

"Still want to threaten to disable my communications?", Yoshida replied to the IRA leader, watching the raiders try and hijack the missile.

He then pulled a large cell phone, a Motorola DynaTAC, from his suitcase, and dialed. "Moshi moshi. Nakamura-san, we have a disturbance here. The IRA have a stolen missile, and someone stole it from them. Send help, o kudasai."

Within minutes, troops from North Saitama parachuted down, a mixed lot of humans and half-dragons, subduing the raiders and capturing the missile.

"You really, really should not have done that." A man with a white suit was standing behind him aiming a pistol at his back "What's your worth, dragon?" He taps his helmet.
"Yeah, getting that missile was a failure. Uh let's see how this plays out. Before we get too... wild."
He was speaking as if he were in a call.

Swiftly, Yoshida swiped the man with his tail, knocking him down, before pulling his Type 26 and pointing at him, point blank, a white Italian leather shoe on the man's chest. "What's your worth? I already warned the IRA to stand down, so we can get back to peace, when your boys escalated the situation by trying to hijack nuclear weapons. I called my men out to ensure that said nuclear missile doesn't fall into the wrong hands."

Presently, North Saitama troops surrounded the two, M16s pointed at the man. "Now, which do you prefer: drinking peacefully here, or drinking in Hell? I'll stand-down my troops if your raiders surrender and lay down arms peacefully. However, if you want to fight back, you will die here on this floor."

[Stalnite]

"You really, really should not have done that." A man with a white suit was standing behind him aiming a pistol at his back "What's your worth, dragon?" He taps his helmet.
"Yeah, getting that missile was a failure. Uh let's see how this plays out. Before we get too... wild."
He was speaking as if he were in a call.

Swiftly, Yoshida swiped the man with his tail, knocking him down, before pulling his Type 26 and pointing at him, point blank, a white Italian leather shoe on the man's chest. "What's your worth? I already warned the IRA to stand down, so we can get back to peace, when your boys escalated the situation by trying to hijack nuclear weapons. I called my men out to ensure that said nuclear missile doesn't fall into the wrong hands."

Presently, North Saitama troops surrounded the two, M16s pointed at the man. "Now, which do you prefer: drinking peacefully here, or drinking in Hell? I'll stand-down my troops if your raiders surrender and lay down arms peacefully. However, if you want to fight back, you will die here on this floor."

Fonce ignored the Mekishiman but acknowledged his presence. "I see it now...you're the root of the problem." He aimed his hand at Yoshida and his men. "This bar cannot have peace until you are taught a lesson, commoner." He narrowed his eyes. "Back down."

Lumiere sighed. "I didn't want it to come to this!" protested the prince.

[North Saitama]

Swiftly, Yoshida swiped the man with his tail, knocking him down, before pulling his Type 26 and pointing at him, point blank, a white Italian leather shoe on the man's chest. "What's your worth? I already warned the IRA to stand down, so we can get back to peace, when your boys escalated the situation by trying to hijack nuclear weapons. I called my men out to ensure that said nuclear missile doesn't fall into the wrong hands."

Presently, North Saitama troops surrounded the two, M16s pointed at the man. "Now, which do you prefer: drinking peacefully here, or drinking in Hell? I'll stand-down my troops if your raiders surrender and lay down arms peacefully. However, if you want to fight back, you will die here on this floor."

Fonce ignored the Mekishiman but acknowledged his presence. "I see it now...you're the root of the problem." He aimed his hand at Yoshida and his men. "This bar cannot have peace until you are taught a lesson, commoner." He narrowed his eyes. "Back down."

Lumiere sighed. "I didn't want it to come to this!" protested the prince.

"I didn't start the fire!", Yoshida protested, "On the contrary; all I want is to drink in peace, which nobody seems to grasp. Instead of heeding all warnings, both groups of Celts and the raiders wanted violence."

[Stalnite]

"I didn't start the fire!", Yoshida protested, "On the contrary; all I want is to drink in peace, which nobody seems to grasp."

"If you didn't start the fire, then you be the one throwing firewood into it." scathed Fonce with a glare, "Calling in a horde of mooks is among one of the worst ways I would go about settling a conflict."

Lumiere sheathed his blade. "Hey, listen, Fonce doesn't mean that, though I guess...he might have a bit of point when he says you're not really making it any better." Lumiere mumbled.

[North Saitama]

"I didn't start the fire!", Yoshida protested, "On the contrary; all I want is to drink in peace, which nobody seems to grasp."

"If you didn't start the fire, then you be the one throwing firewood into it." scathed Fonce with a glare, "Calling in a horde of mooks is among one of the worst ways I would go about settling a conflict."

Lumiere sheathed his blade. "Hey, listen, Fonce doesn't mean that, though I guess...he might have a bit of point when he says you're not really making it any better." Lumiere mumbled.

"When the IRA brings a NUKE to a bar fight, and the raiders try and STEAL that nuke, it is PERFECTLY reasonable to deploy the troops, to ensure that somewhere, like HERE, doesn't become a CRATER.", Yoshida objected, his facial scales growing darker with anger with each word.

"Now, I'm fine with standing-down my troops, if the IRA stands-down and gets that nuke out of here, and the raiders surrender peacefully and lay down their arms."

[Stalnite]

"If you didn't start the fire, then you be the one throwing firewood into it." scathed Fonce with a glare, "Calling in a horde of mooks is among one of the worst ways I would go about settling a conflict."

Lumiere sheathed his blade. "Hey, listen, Fonce doesn't mean that, though I guess...he might have a bit of point when he says you're not really making it any better." Lumiere mumbled.

"When the IRA brings a NUKE to a bar fight, and the raiders try and steal that nuke, it is PERFECTLY reasonable to deploy the troops, to ensure that somewhere, like HERE, doesn't become a CRATER.", Yoshida objected, his facial scales growing darker with each word.

"What the devil is a nuke?" Fonce raised an eyebrow. "Whatever. I suppose blasting a poor fool for daring to be thrown at your drink is 'PERFECTLY reasonable' as well. You have blatantly ulterior motives made clear by your game of chess here. Who orders scavengers to stand down? You just want that shiny thing for yourself!"

Lumiere clutched his sword tight. "Easy there, sir."

[Mekishima]

"When the IRA brings a NUKE to a bar fight, and the raiders try and steal that nuke, it is PERFECTLY reasonable to deploy the troops, to ensure that somewhere, like HERE, doesn't become a CRATER.", Yoshida objected, his facial scales growing darker with each word.

"What the devil is a nuke?" Fonce raised an eyebrow. "Whatever. I suppose blasting a poor fool for daring to be thrown at your drink is 'PERFECTLY reasonable' as well. You have blatantly ulterior motives made clear by your game of chess here. Who orders scavengers to stand down? You just want that shiny thing for yourself!"

Lumiere clutched his sword tight. "Easy there, sir."

"I mean it's completely understandable... it's like a holy grail here. If that dumb old lizard wants it, he can have it. So can those drunken leprechauns, or those garbage-wearing terrorists, or even you lot of ragtag rogues in your European armour. We have enough of an arsenal as it is back home. 100 or so missiles. But we're not dishonorable enough to send them here." The leading samurai said as he tightly gripped his sword. "Now, get that missile out of here. I don't care who owns it, even if it's property of the fucking KKK. Just get it out of here before things get bad and this place turns to a cut-up worse than London Bridge."

[The Russian Nations]

"When the IRA brings a NUKE to a bar fight, and the raiders try and steal that nuke, it is PERFECTLY reasonable to deploy the troops, to ensure that somewhere, like HERE, doesn't become a CRATER.", Yoshida objected, his facial scales growing darker with each word.

"What the devil is a nuke?" Fonce raised an eyebrow. "Whatever. I suppose blasting a poor fool for daring to be thrown at your drink is 'PERFECTLY reasonable' as well. You have blatantly ulterior motives made clear by your game of chess here. Who orders scavengers to stand down? You just want that shiny thing for yourself!"

Lumiere clutched his sword tight. "Easy there, sir."

The KSA team leader snapped to look at Fonce.

"A Nuclear weapon,also known as a Nuke,is a weapon which can erase anything off the planet with heavy force,and the area around it is plagued by an unseen poison." he said.