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Founded: Apr 22, 2018
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Postby Qusmo » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:08 pm

IC political & social commentary & criticism is not necessarily representative of my OOC beliefs. I simply tried to write the boldest piece I could ICly, whether it was my OOC opinion or not.

  • I started to write this for Copa Rushmori XXX, hosted in Cassadaigua; I did not finish it then, because I could not find the right words to do so, but I gave it another shot now, with another tournament (co-)hosted in Cassadaigua. Many thanks to Cassadaigua for very patiently answering all my questions about Cassadaiguan society & for giving me the go-ahead to publish this piece.
  • The RP should make this pretty clear, but this is set (solely for convenience’s sake) shortly before the Cup of Harmony group draw.
  • Blip kuzj Evarty Qanza is a major newspaper in Qusmo; its name translates literally from Qusmu to English as “Publication of Events of Qanz.” Qanz is the capital & largest city of Qusmo.
  • Qusmi’y are biologically androgynous; as a result, concepts such as sex, sexuality, gender, & gender norms are not natural to them. Thus, Blip kuzj Evarty Qanza has used technical-sounding words like “male” instead of “man” & “female” instead of “woman,” even in moments which are intended to be less formal & more emotional, partly out of an ignorance of the common usage of these terms in a gendered society.


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Qusmi’y, always take pride in what makes you Qusma


The Qusma National Team is becoming familiar with Cassadiauga. World Cup Committee organizers have just confirmed that the Qusmi’y will play in Cup of Harmony 73, co-hosted by their Rushmori neighbours & the Equestrian States of Atlantian Oceania. The pots remain to be drawn, but Qusmo has even odds of playing another three matches in Cassadaigua - at least - on top of the four that Qusmo already played there for the XXXth edition of the Copa Rushmori. This, surely, has a great many Qusmi’y thinking about a topic that is taboo in our society; we think that we ought to break the silence.

Let’s talk about sex.

No, not that kind. Instead of XXX, we’re talking about XX & XY. One’s sex, their gender, their sexuality: all these topics are highly visible in many other nations, & they are sources of debate, discussion, & even pride. In Qusmo, though, they most certainly are not. At this time in which talk of these subjects is bubbling around the fringes of our society, we feel it is our duty to stay silent no more & talk frankly.

This is the only way we can combat these deviant notions once & for all.

Our international readers may be unfamiliar with a society free of bipolar sexual & gender norms. In most nations, most humans are divided by sex & by gender, primarily as males & men or females & women. Many of these nations see males as a “dominant sex,” superior to females. A select few - most notably Cassadaigua - recognize the opposite, with females superior to males. This is the society that appeals to so many, as an elusive goal to which all our societies across the multiverse should aspire.

Given one glance, half a brain, & a second of thought, however, it is also the chief example of why we should not.

So many of those who advocate for a female-dominated society along the lines of that of Cassadaigua come from male-dominated ones. We in Qusmo see exactly why those people would be desperate for anything but the society they now have. In male-dominated societies, females are systematically subjugated, oppressed, & dehumanized; no matter their supposed political rights or freedoms, a female that lives in a male-dominated society is not & can never be truly autonomous, nor truly safe.

Male-dominated societies are, indeed, morally repulsive, but what so many fail to realize is that female-dominated societies are no better.

Of course, female-dominated societies do not subjugate females on the basis of their sex; instead, they serve to subjugate their males. The bargain one strikes when exchanging a society dominated by one sex for another is simply which half of the population becomes the oppressor & which becomes the oppressed. Principally, this is because of a concept studied primarily in the context of male-dominated societies, & known there as toxic masculinity.

However, what is truly dangerous about a sex-segregated society is not toxic masculinity, but toxic sexuality.

Here, we transition from the realm of sex into that of gender, as we consider not biological differences, but social pressures. In a male-dominated society, females are considered to be subservient to males; in a female-dominated society, the reverse is true. This manifests itself in disparities in professional settings, whereby those of the dominant sex are typically highly overrepresented in the workforce, especially at the top levels thereof. &, of course, even if a male & a female work the same hours, at the same position, for the same employer, more often than not, they are paid unequal rates - & it is the member of the socially dominant sex which reaps the benefit.

There is no question that sex-dominant societies are discriminatory in a professional context, but this discrimination can turn into much worse in a private sphere.

Sex-dominant societies are often marked by alarming trends of violent crime. Robbery, murder, sexual assault: all these crimes are vastly overrepresented among males in male-dominated societies. What so many fail to understand, however, is that these same crimes are committed at the same rates by females in female-dominated societies. This is key, because this demonstrates that males in male-dominated societies are not intrinsically more violent than females, nor are females in female-dominated societies intrinsically more violent than males.

Instead, it is the society itself that breeds violence.

If a society impresses upon its members from their formative years that males are the ones who are strong, who use force, & who get what they want, & that females’ purpose is to serve them, is it any surprise what the despicable result is? & on the opposite side of the coin, how could a society which imposes upon its members the belief that females are strong, forceful, & on top of the world, & that males exist not for their own sake, but for females’, not bear witness to a mirror image of the violence typically attributed only to male-dominated societies?

The carnage is the same; the only difference is that the names of the perpetrators & of the victims are reversed.

&, indeed, these types of societies both usually feature a contrast between two sexes & two genders. But what so many people in both male-dominated & female-dominated societies fail to understand is that sex & gender do not have to match, & that there are more than two ways to express gender identity. Transgender, gender-fluid, & nonbinary individuals are always left out of the male-female duopoly, whether in a male-dominated or a female-dominated society. & the discrimination they have to face is some of the most dangerous & some of the most universal.

Even if, somehow, males & females could be social equals, those who refuse to conform to a male-female duopoly will always be at risk.

& the dangers of sex & gender are not confined to those social inventions alone. The existence of multiple sexes, & multiple genders, leads necessarily to the dilemma of sexuality. Of course, heterosexual pairings are almost universally socially accepted in a way that homosexuality rarely is. This is usually explained away as the way people can reproduce; however, if this were true, there would be little trouble with those who were, for example, bisexual or pansexual. Instead, the lie is evident.

In gendered societies, sexuality is a tool of the dominant sex to subjugate the dominated sex - & to subjugate those who refuse to participate in the subjugation.

So how can anyone advocate for a gendered society of any kind? No matter whether the society is male-dominated or female-dominated, there will always be profound discrimination, injustice, violence, & pain as a result. The only possibility is that those who believe in a gendered future are misinformed or ignorant. It is true that androgynous societies like that of Qusmo are not common around the multiverse, but they exist. They are a real possibility. & they are the best option to form a perfect society. They are the only option.

So, if Qusmo plays in Cassadaigua during the Cup, do not be enamoured with their hosts; take pride in the fact that you, Qusmi’y, represent the multiverse’s only hope for Harmony.

Group B

Image Juvencus 2–1 Krytenia Image
at Derby Field in Manehattan, EQS

Image East Belzaria 0–1 Qusmo Image
at Shady Grove in Whitetail, EQS

  Group B                           Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Image Juvencus 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
2 Image Qusmo 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
3 Image Krytenia 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
4 Image East Belzaria 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Juvencus (2) ahead of Qusmo (1) on goals for
Krytenia (1) ahead of East Belzaria (0) on goals for

QNT escapes with shaky win to open Cup of Harmony 73
East Belzaria 0–1 Qusmo

Shady Grove, Whitetail, Equestrian States

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CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
70’ Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono (8’)
CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok
78’ Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
AM Gavax-Nenzi Abe
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
58’ Prant-Pertz Gor
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Postby Qusmo » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:23 pm

Almost always when I do a personal narrative RP, I call upon Qusmo’s resident much-maligned, agonized teenage phenom striker: Rilan-Jerat Nev. That has meant that they have had to deal with a lot of very difficult situations, especially emotionally. This RP is no different. Here are some other RPs in which Rilan-Jerat has featured, or at least been mentioned, if you’d like to explore.
Enjoy. Nev won’t.


Nev glanced down, nervously, at their hands. Their palms were starting to sweat just a bit. Or was it the humidity? They ran their left hand through their hair, from their hairline to the base of their neck, taking care to brush their scalp with their fingertips all along the way. Their hair was softer than normal, though they didn’t really even notice. All they felt was a vague sense of comfort, at a time they desperately needed it.

Nev glanced down, nervously, at their other hand. It fumbled with a pen. Nev was rotating it around & around & around. They did that when they were nervous. Their forefinger & thumb gripped the pen just above the nib, their thumb on the side closer to them than their finger. They loosened their grip, allowing the pen to rotate down, away from their palm. Their middle finger secured the pen just underneath their forefinger, allowing it to journey to just above their thumb, which they placed on the other side of the pen, underneath their middle finger. In one swift movement, their middle finger released & their thumb tightened its grip, making the pen stand back at attention, back to where it was before. It all looked like a smooth motion, really. It happened in just a second, or maybe less, before it happened again. But it was a whole set of movements, carefully timed & coordinated with each other. It was a nervous habit; Nev didn’t notice.

Nev glanced down, nervously, past their hand. On a slip of paper - a torn edge of a napkin, in truth - they had written down a number. It wasn’t just any number of course. They wouldn’t write down any number. There were too many numbers for Nev to write all of them down. But this one was special. Nev knew this was special. This was a phone number. Nev did notice this. It was all they could think about, in fact. Funny. Nev was bouncing their leg, stroking their hair, & spinning their pen, but all their focus was on one small, torn piece of a napkin.

Nev glanced down, nervously, at their left hand. Somehow, it was holding a phone. &, almost without their realizing it, they had put down their pen. They held their finger just above the screen. They couldn’t get themselves to type the number in; their finger just hovered there. Would Nev do it? Should Nev do it? Could Nev do it?

Nev glanced down, nervously, at their hand. Dialing, it said. So they had done it after all. Nev heard the phone ring. Nev heard the phone ring again. Nev heard the phone ring again. Nev heard a dial tone.

Nev glanced down, nervously, at their hands, & buried their head in them, trying not to cry.

Group B

Image Krytenia 0–1 Qusmo Image
at Wild Grounds in Everfree, EQS

Image Juvencus 0–0 East Belzaria Image
at Derby Field in Manehattan, EQS

  Group B                           Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Image Qusmo 2 2 0 0 2 0 +2 6 Q
2 Image Juvencus 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 Image East Belzaria 2 0 1 1 0 1 −1 1
4 Image Krytenia 2 0 0 2 1 3 −2 0 E

QNT advances to Cup of Harmony knockout rounds with another narrow win
Krytenia 0–1 Qusmo

Wild Grounds, Everfree, Equestrian States

GK  Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
78’ Lynul-Savar Mal
CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok
71’ Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
AM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (66’)
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
57’ Helek-Nenzi Ono
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
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Postby Qusmo » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:36 pm

SPONY LUQ TELEVISION

Hello, all. Welcome to Spony Luq Television, broadcasting from Qanz, Qusmo. The Qusma national team has performed very well in the Cup of Harmony, being one of only three teams to win all three of their group stage matches. Of course, that means that Qusmo has won Group B & will be heading to the knockout rounds. In the last edition of this tournament, Qusmo won their group on seven points before running into a nation known then as Soltsteed, which they played to a scoreless draw through extra time but fell to on penalties. Qusma fans will be hoping that they can advance to the quarterfinals - or possibly further - this time. With that said, let’s take a look at the round ahead. Let’s take our first question from a viewer in Polan.
How will the Round of Sixteen play out?

That’s an excellent question. Let’s look at each of the eight matches in the Round of Sixteen, paying particularly close attention to those played in the Equestrian States, where Qusmo is being hosted for the tournament.

Taeshan v. Juvencus
Sky-High Coliseum, Cloudsdale, Equestrian States

(52) Taeshan
1st in Group A - 7 points (2-1-0) v. New Lusitania, Saint Émelie, & Blaneu (+3, 3-0)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 17 - 36 points, 11-3-4 (+17, 26-9)
9 points behind Group 17 winners Baker Park (2nd in World Cup Group H, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. South Covello)
6 points behind Group 17 runners-up Darmen (qualified via playoff; 2nd in World Cup Group A, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Nephara)
Other Group 17 Cup of Harmony teams:
Freeport (finished 8 points ahead; 3rd in Group E, with 1 point)
Recent results: 6th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 7 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72


(33) Juvencus
2nd in Group B - 4 points (1-1-1) v. Qusmo, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (±0, 5-5)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 2nd in Group 2 - 38 points, 11-5-2 (+24, 45-21)
11 points behind Group 2 winners Cosumar (4th in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
Lost 4-7 (1-1, 3-6) in playoff to Audioslavia (4th in World Cup Group G, with 2 points)
Other Group 2 Cup of Harmony teams:
The Macabees (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group H, with 4 points)
Saint Émelie (finished 10 points ahead; 3rd in Group A, with 1 point)
Recent results: 3rd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 4 & Group Stage in World Cup 80

Taeshan v. Juvencus will likely be the marquee matchup in the Round of Sixteen in this Cup of Harmony for neutral observers. Of course, no other match will feature two Pot 1 teams, & their status in the top pot will have both teams thinking that they have the potential to make a deep run. However, what stands out most is these two teams’ style of play.

Taeshan has only scored three goals this Cup, but they’ve seen that result in two wins & one draw to win Group A; they are one of a vanishingly slim few who have yet to concede ten goals during the entire cycle in World Cup Committee-sanctioned events, as the nine goals they conceded during their eighteen World Cup Qualifying matches tied them with Qusmo for joint-fifth-best defense in Qualifiers.

On the other hand, Juvencus has an offense that is capable of giving even the most sturdy defenses trouble; Qusmo had also yet to concede in the Cup of Harmony, with nine goals allowed in their past twenty-two World Cup Committee-sanctioned matches, dating back a full cycle to the last matchday of the Cup of Harmony 72 group stage, before Juvencus scored three on Matchday Three of this Cup of Harmony.

This match seems to be a tale of an unstoppable object meeting an immovable force. That said, we may get a clue about how this match will go from each of these sides’ forms this cycle. Juvencus did make the World Cup Playoff, but they only managed two more points than Taeshan did in Qualifying - & they had a group winner & playoff opponent which both finished bottom of their respective groups; Taeshan, on the other hand, finished third, behind two teams which are through to the World Cup knockout rounds. On paper, Juvencus looks like they had the better Qualification cycle, but the strength of Taeshan’s opposition hints that the performance of the Purple Knights may have been even more impressive.

That excellent form has continued in another purple nation, as Taeshan is unbeaten in the Equestrian States, being one of only two teams in the tournament yet to concede a goal. Their offense seems to be trending in the right direction, too, as they were held scoreless in their opening group stage match but rebounded to score once on Matchday Two & twice on Matchday Three. Juvencus, on the other hand, is trending in the wrong direction; after an opening-match win over Krytenia, they drew with East Belzaria & then lost to Qusmo.

These are two teams that had hopes of going far in this tournament before it began; Juvencus, which won Cup of Harmony 71 - when they last competed in this tournament - was even a popular choice to win it again. However, one of these two teams has to bow out in the Round of Sixteen. With metrics that are not as impressive underneath the surface, & with an opponent that has a top-notch defense & wonderful form, we think that the time is ripe for an upset.
Prediction: Taeshan

Mytanija v. Geisenfried
Star Stadium, Canterlot, Equestrian States

(120) Mytanija
1st in Group C - 5 points (1-2-0) v. Squornshelan Remnant States, Acronius, & Mattijana (+1, 3-2)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 6th in Group 7 - 27 points, 8-3-7 (-1, 20-21)
24 points behind Group 7 winners Eura (2nd in World Cup Group G, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Brenecia)
6 points behind Group 7 runners-up Acronius (did not qualify; 3rd in Cup of Harmony Group C, with 3 points)
Other Group 7 Cup of Harmony teams:
Blaneu (finished 1 point ahead; 4th in Group A, with 1 point)
Mattijana (finished 5 points behind; 4th in Group C, with 2 points)
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80


(107) Geisenfried
2nd in Group D - 4 points (1-1-1) v. Abanhfleft, Omerica, & Darkmania (+1, 5-4)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 15 - 33 points, 10-3-5 (+8, 29-21)
18 points behind Group 15 winners Pasarga (3rd in World Cup Group A, with 4 points)
11 points behind Group 15 runners-up Qasden (qualified automatically; 4th in World Cup Group D, with 3 points)
Other Group 15 Cup of Harmony teams:
Squornshelan Remnant States (finished 4 points ahead; 2nd in Group C, with three points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Abanhfleft)
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80

Taeshan-Juvencus is likely to be the most-watched Cup of Harmony match in this Round of Sixteen, but the only clash between Pot 4 teams in the Round of Sixteen may be a close second - not because fans want to watch two plucky underdogs start a run through the tournament, but because fans have to respect these two teams’ records in the history of the game. These sleeping giants have announced their return on the multiversal stage with a trip to the Cup of Harmony knockout rounds, & one of them will reach the quarterfinals - if not farther. But which one will it be?

To see, we may have to delve into the numbers again. The two teams are similarly ranked, both between 100th & 120th in the KPB rankings. They have performed similarly well in the Equestrian States, too; both have scored one goal more than they have conceded in the group stage, while Mytanija has five points so far in this tournament, while Geisenfried has four. However, if we look more closely at the numbers, we see differences here, too.

Mytanija was in an absolutely wild Group C, as a single win was enough to top the group - because it was the only win that any team in the group managed to earn. In the end, the bottom-seeded team won the group, while the second-lowest-seeded team in the group advanced as the group runners-up - but only after having to compete in a playoff to determine whether they would advance. Mytanija could manage only a win over a disappointing Mattijana & draws against Squornshelan Remnant States & Acronius, an underwhelming resume for a group winner.

They will face a team that doesn’t have the strongest of records in this Cup of Harmony, but certainly doesn’t have the weakest, either. Geisenfried drew against Darkmania, on a matchday in which both Group D matches ended indecisively, to start the tournament, & they then lost to Abanhfleft. However, there was no shame in that loss; Abanhfleft is, by a fair margin, the highest-ranked team in the Cup of Harmony, & Geisenfried was able to prevent conceding any more than one goal. Then, with their backs against the wall, needing a win to advance, Geisenfried was able to beat a strong Omerica side, & by a two-goal margin at that.

Geisenfried also had some impressive opposition, & impressive results, in World Cup Qualification. They were in Group 15, which was won by Pasarga, & Qusma manager Cralt-Nirlo Fox’s Qasden qualified out of the group without a playoff as one of the top three group runners-up in the field. Geisenfried, of course, kept a clean sheet against the high-flying Qads, earning a scoreless draw in the first match in which Cralt-Nirlo served as a national team manager in which their team did not win, in their sixth match in charge. They also defeated teams such as Atlantian Ocean stalwart 95X, & they eventually finished third in their group, with a respectable 33 points & +8 goal differential.

However, Mytanija was not so successful during their Qualifying campaign. They only managed 27 points, & they scored nine goals less than Geisenfried despite conceding the same amount; in fact, Mytanija scored fewer goals than it conceded during Qualification. Group 7 sent only one team to World Cup 81, & Mytanija ended 24 points behind it; had the Mytanars drawn one of their eight wins, they would have finished with fewer than half of Eura’s points in the group - as well as with equal numbers of wins as losses, not to mention in seventh place. Ultimately, Mytanija finished sixth.

Mytanija wasn’t in the toughest Qualification group of the cycle, either. Though it sent several teams to the Cup of Harmony in addition to its one World Cup qualifier, Blaneu finished bottom of their group in the Cup of Harmony, Mattijana finished bottom of their Cup of Harmony group, & the only team which finished below Acronius in its Cup of Harmony group was Mattijana. In fact, despite winning Group C, Mytanija only ended up above one team that did not play in Group 7. It is very difficult to ascertain how well Mytanija has done, when so much of their competition has been against the same nine teams, but - with the exception of Eura - those teams have not performed very well when exposed to other teams.

So, Mytanija & Geisenfried may seem like similar teams at first glance, but there seem to be more trends once you delve into the data. Given their superior record at this tournament so far, many might expect Mytanija to continue into the quarterfinals; however, we think that, while it likely will be close, one team has the better underlying record in their return to the stage.
Prediction: Geisenfried

Qusmo v. New Lusitania
Elements Stadium, Ponyville, Equestrian States

(57) Qusmo
1st in Group B - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Juvencus, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (+3, 6-3)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 9 - 35 points, 10-5-3 (+21, 30-9)
6 points behind Group 9 winners Valanora (3rd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points)
4 points behind Group 9 runners-up Polkopia (did not qualify; 4th in Cup of Harmony Group F, with 1 point)
Other Group 9 Cup of Harmony teams:
Eastfield Lodge (finished 1 point ahead; 1st in Group F, with 6 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Kelssek)
Karulicja (finished 10 points ahead; 2nd in Group G, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Jeruselem)
Recent results: 7th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 11 & Round of Sixteen in Cup of Harmony 72


(65) New Lusitania
2nd in Group A - 7 points (2-1-0) v. Taeshan, Saint Émelie, & Blaneu (+2, 5-3)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 2nd in Group 1 - 38 points, 12-2-4 (+31, 48-17)
9 points behind Group 1 winners Turori (2nd in World Cup Group B, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Banija)
Lost 2-6 (2-3, 0-3) in playoff to Nova Anglicana (3rd in World Cup Group B, with 4 points)
Other Group 1 Cup of Harmony teams:
Beepee (finished 2 points ahead; 4th in Group E, with 1 point)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 4 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Neutrals might watch Taeshan-Juvencus. Football history buffs might watch Mytanija-Geisenfried. Qusmi’y will watch Qusma-New Lusitania.

Qusmo has performed very well so far. They had the joint-fifth-best defense in the Multiverse during World Cup Qualifying, which preserved several lengthy clean-sheet streaks. Two centre backs started each match of Qualification, with another starting sixteen of the eighteen matches, including the whole of the second half. They produced excellent results throughout, including producing a twelve-match unbeaten streak that encompasses the whole of the second half of World Cup 81 Qualification & the Cup of Harmony 73 group stage.

Of course, Zenon-Gerol Kal ended that defensive stability during the tournament; after needlessly conceding a penalty in Qusmo’s first group stage match against East Belzaria, which nearly got Qusmo into an early hole in the group with dropped points, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban dropped them from their Starting XI. In the wake of a three-goal outburst from Juvencus, however, Avarn-Oxolt will likely decide to revert to the same back three that performed so well for so long once the knockout rounds come around. That said, Qusmo may be encouraged by the fact that their 4-3 win over Juvencus shows that they can win a shootout - just as they did the last time they conceded in a competitive match, which finished in a 6-3 win over Eastfield Lodge.

That said, New Lusitania will be no small test. They have not lost in this tournament so far, either, & only a late goal in their final match made them lose a tiebreaker for Group A. They’re only in this tournament because they lost in a World Cup playoff to Nova Anglicana, too. They earned 38 points with a defense that conceded only seventeen goals in eighteen matches, & they had a blistering attack, which scored forty-eight times in Group 1, more than even Juvencus. By those measures, New Lusitania may well be a better opponent than Juvencus was - & they took Qusmo to the wire, despite an offensive explosion from Qusmo that it does not normally see.

Both of these teams performed well in tough World Cup Qualification groups, & both have performed very well in the Cup of Harmony, with a loss yet to appear on their tournament record. That is why this match is one of the toughest to predict among all those in the Round of Sixteen. New Lusitanian outfit Journada, for example, was closely split on the chances of their nation advancing.

We understand why; however, we think that a clue might be in the two nations’ performance in Cup of Harmony 73. Simply put, Qusmo had to navigate one of the toughest groups in the tournament, whereas New Lusitania simply didn’t. Qusmo won every match in its group, while New Lusitania could only earn a draw against Taeshan, which is why they are in this match as a group runner-up.

Ultimately, who will Avarn-Oxolt Ban employ in their Starting XI, & who will rise to the occasion? Can the defense regroup, likely with a back line reverted to that of Qualifying? Can the offense continue to fire at all cylinders? If so, Qusmo could be going on to the next round - & might have a potential to advance even further. If not, New Lusitania is more than capable of making them pay dearly.
Prediction: Qusmo

Abanhfleft v. Squornshelan Remnant States
Shady Grove, Whitetail, Equestrian States

(24) Abanhfleft
1st in Group D - 5 points (1-2-0) v. Geisenfried, Omerica, & Darkmania (+1, 3-2)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 2nd in Group 11 - 37 points, 12-1-5 (+13, 37-24)
10 points behind Group 11 winners Mriin (3rd in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
Lost 4-9 (3-5, 1-4) in playoff to Darmen (2nd in World Cup Group A, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Nephara)
Other Group 17 Cup of Harmony teams:
Jeruselem (finished 1 point ahead; 1st in Group H, with 6 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Karulicja)
Darkmania (finished 4 points ahead; 4th in Group D, with 2 points)
Dreamplanet (finished 5 points ahead; 3rd in Group F, with 4 points)
Recent results: 3rd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 2 & Group Stage in World Cup 80


(99) Squornshelan Remnant States
2nd in Group C - 3 points (0-3-0*) v. Mytanija, Acronius, & Mattijana (±0, 4-4)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 5th in Group 15 - 29 points, 9-2-7 (+8, 25-17)
22 points behind Group 15 winners Pasarga (3rd in World Cup Group A, with 4 points)
15 points behind Group 15 runners-up Qasden (qualified automatically; 4th in World Cup Group D, with 3 points)
Other Group 17 Cup of Harmony teams:
Geisenfried (4 points behind; 2nd in Group D, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Mytanija)
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80; Quarterfinals in Baptism of Fire 68

Some matchups look really close & need a deep look into the statistical minutae of each of the competitors to determine who is most likely to win, no matter who the favourite is. This match does not fit in that description.

Abanhfleft is one of the biggest favourites in this tournament, much less this Round of Sixteen matchup; the Squornshelan Remnant States competed in the Baptism of Fire this cycle. Abanhfleft is the only Cup of Harmony team ranked in the top thirty of the world, much less twenty-fourth; the Squornshelan Remnant States are only barely inside the top hundred.

Of course, Abanhfleft’s record, with only five points & one win, is concerning. Then again, their opponents’ aren’t much better. The Confederates did not manage to win a single group stage match & had to resort to a playoff against Acronius to qualify. That extra match will mean more wear & tear, more fatigue, less rest, & less time to prepare. They cannot afford that against an opponent like Abanhfleft.

Even looking back to the Qualifying cycle, Abanhfleft has a big advantage. Abanhfleft earned 37 points, took second in their group, & reached a playoff against a team which eventually advanced to the knockout rounds in the World Cup. The Squornshelan Remnant States, on the other hand, only finished fifth in Group 15, with 29 points in sum.

Of course, Abanhfleft can still implode, or the Squornshelan Remnant States could still rise to the challenge. The Confederates have a good team; however, Abanhfleft has an excellent squad, & even our projections have a hard time not anointing them the favourites to advance to the quarterfinals.
Prediction: Abanhfleft


Of course, the Equestrian States are not this Cup of Harmony’s only host; there will be a lot of action in Cassadaigua, too, though these matches will impact Qusmo only if a hypothetical final or third-place match, if they can advance to the semifinal. Let’s take a briefer look at each of the competitors & matchups in the Matriarchy.

Tinhampton v. South Toronto
Grande Mountain Stadium, Grande Mountain, Cassadaigua

(56) Tinhampton
1st in Group E - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Kelssek, Freeport, & Beepee (+6, 6-0)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 16 - 40 points, 13-1-4 (+18, 27-9)
3 points behind Group 16 winners Brenecia (1st in World Cup Group H, with 7 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Eura)
7 points behind Group 16 runners-up Cassadaigua (qualified via playoff; 2nd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Ethane)
Other Group 16 Cup of Harmony teams: None
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 3; not invited to Cup of Harmony 72


(63) South Toronto
2nd in Group F - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Karulicja, Siovanija & Teusland, & Adab (+3, 8-5)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 4th in Group 19 - 35 points, 11-2-5 (+20, 43-23)
15 points behind Group 19 winners Chromatika (3rd in World Cup Group E, with 3 points)
5 points behind Group 19 winners Nova Anglicana (3rd in World Cup Group B, with 4 points)
Other Group 19 Cup of Harmony teams:
Savojarna (finished 3 points behind; 1st in Group G, with 9 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Main Nation Ministry)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 6 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Tinhampton

Savojarna v. Main Nation Ministry
New Lakeland Stadium, New Lakeland, Cassadaigua

(31) Savojarna
1st in Group G - 9 points (3-0-0) v. South Toronto, Dreamplanet, & Polkopia (+5, 7-2)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 19 - 38 points, 11-5-2 (+15, 34-19)
2 points behind Group 19 winners Chromatika (3rd in World Cup Group E, with 3 points)
12 points behind Group 19 runners-up Nova Anglicana (3rd in World Cup Group B, with 4 points)
Other Group 19 Cup of Harmony teams:
South Toronto (finished 3 points ahead; 2nd in Group F, with 6 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Tinhampton)
Recent results: 2nd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 2 & Group Stage in World Cup 80


(81) Main Nation Ministry
2nd in Group H - 5 points (1-2-0) v. Main Nation Ministry, The Macabees, & Oberour Ar Moro (+1, 6-5)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 14 - 35 points, 10-5-3 (+19, 46-27)
8 points behind Group 14 winners Kita-Hinode (3rd in World Cup Group G, with 3 points)
3 points behind Group 14 winners Sargossa (2nd in World Cup Group C, with 6 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Vilita)
Other Group 14 Cup of Harmony teams:
Siovanija & Teusland (finished 5 points ahead; 3rd in Group G, with 2 points)
Recent results: 8th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 6 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Savojarna

Eastfield Lodge v. Kelssek
Concord Heights Stadium, Concord Heights, Cassadaigua

(50) Eastfield Lodge
1st in Group F - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Karulicja, Siovanija & Teusland, & Adab (+1, 11-10)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 4th in Group 9 - 34 points, 10-4-4 (+14, 36-22)
7 points behind Group 9 winners Valanora (3rd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points)
5 points behind Group 9 runners-up Polkopia (did not qualify; 4th in Cup of Harmony Group F, with 1 point)
Other Group 9 Cup of Harmony teams:
Karulicja (finished 9 points ahead; 2nd in Group G, with 4 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Jeruselem)
Qusmo (finished 1 point behind; 1st in Group B, with 9 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. New Lusitania)
Recent results: 2nd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 1; not invited to Cup of Harmony 72


(120) Kelssek
2nd in Group E - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Kelssek, Freeport, & Beepee (+2, 6-4)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 7th in Group 6 - 27 points, 8-3-7 (±0, 34-34)
19 points behind Group 6 winners Farfadillis (3rd in World Cup Group C, with 4 points)
11 points behind Group 6 runners-up Indusse (did not qualify; not invited to Cup of Harmony 73)
Other Group 6 Cup of Harmony teams: None
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80

Prediction: Eastfield Lodge

Jeruselem v. Karulicja
Battleboro Stadium, Battleboro, Cassadaigua

(54) Jeruselem
1st in Group H - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Main Nation Ministry, The Macabees, & Oberour Ar Moro (+1, 6-5)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 11 - 36 points, 11-3-4 (+15, 44-29)
11 points behind Group 11 winners Mriin (3rd in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
1 points behind Group 11 runners-up Abanhfleft (did not qualify; 1st in Cup of Harmony Group D, with 5 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Squornshelan Remnant States)
Other Group 11 Cup of Harmony teams:
Darkmania (finished 3 points ahead; 4th in Group D, with 2 points)
Dreamplanet (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group F, with 4 points)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 10 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72


(130) Karulicja
2nd in Group G - 4 points (1-1-1) v. South Toronto, Dreamplanet, & Polkopia (+1, 5-4)
World Cup 81 Qualifying: 6th in Group 9 - 25 points, 8-1-9 (+3, 35-32)
16 points behind Group 9 winners Valanora (3rd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points)
14 points behind Group 9 runners-up Polkopia (did not qualify; 4th in Cup of Harmony Group F, with 1 point)
Other Group 9 Cup of Harmony teams:
Qusmo (finished 10 points behind; 1st in Group B, with 9 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. New Lusitania)
Eastfield Lodge (finished 9 points behind; 1st in Group F, with 6 points; advancing to Round of Sixteen match v. Kelssek)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 4 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Jeruselem


Of course, only time will tell for sure how any of these matches end up, but we feel confident about these predictions - & hopeful about one in particular.



Group B

Image East Belzaria 1–1 Krytenia Image
at Wild Grounds in Everfree, EQS

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at Shady Grove in Whitetail, EQS

  Group B                           Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Image Qusmo 3 3 0 0 6 3 +3 9 Q
2 Image Juvencus 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4 Q

3 Image East Belzaria 3 0 2 1 1 2 -1 2
4 Image Krytenia 3 0 1 2 2 4 -2 1

QNT staves off Juvencus to win match & Group B
Qusmo 4–3 Juvencus

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Postby Qusmo » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:00 pm

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Hello, all. Welcome to Spony Luq Television, broadcasting from Qanz, Qusmo. After a wild Round of Sixteen, Cup of Harmony 73 is down to its last eight - &, thanks to a 1-0 victory over New Lusitania, Qusmo will be playing in the quarterfinals. There, Qusmo will play the Squornshelan Remnant States, which upset Abanhfleft - the top-ranked team in the Cup of Harmony - for a place in the semifinals. Qusmo & the Squornshelan Remnant States are joined by Juvencus & Mytanija in the Equestrian half of the draw & Tinhampton, Main Nation Ministry, Kelssek, & Jeruselem in the Quarterfinals. With that said, let’s take some questions about the Cup of Harmony. Our first question comes from a viewer in Wexe.
How are the Quarterfinals looking?

It’s been a topsy-turvy knockout stage so far in Cassadaigua & the Equestrian States, as two teams that were knocked out are Abanhfleft & Savojarna; the only two teams in this tournament ranked inside the top thirty-two in the world were bounced in the Round of Sixteen. All told, only one of the top-ranked half dozen teams who entered this tournament are now gone.

That bodes well for any aspirations Qusmo might have of advancing further. To make the semifinals, Qusmo faces a team ranked just inside the top hundred in the multiverse, not the top twenty-five, while Qusmo would play either a team ranked one hundred twentieth or a team it has already beaten in this tournament for a spot in the final - where they could face no team ranked more than three spots above them. Then again, Qusmo still has to focus on their next opponent before they can start dreaming of a trophy.

It’s a common message from managers before these quarterfinals, as each feature one team ranked in the top sixty facing off against another ranked outside the top eighty, & as lowly as two teams tied for one hundred twentieth. Still, each team has shown that they are capable of playing good football, having survived a Group Stage & the Round of Sixteen; this is something that the managers of these highly-ranked teams will surely be reminding their players of. Meanwhile, the fact that the Round of Sixteen did not go as planned for several top teams will be encouraging for many lower-ranked teams, who derive confidence in their capability to pull an upset from other teams’ knockout round performances or their own.

After all, it seems as though the teams that remain in the tournament had to emerge from a Group Stage crucible before they could even make it to the knockout rounds. Two Group A teams played two Group B teams in the Round of Sixteen; both Group B teams won. Two Group C teams played two Group D teams that round; both Group C teams advanced. Moving on to Cassadaigua, two Group E teams played Group F teams, & two Group E teams beat Group F teams. Finally, in two matchups between teams from Group G & Group H, the Group H team emerged victorious each time. That means that the Cup of Harmony semifinals could feature a pair of Group Stage rematches - & that there are four different permutations of rematches that could occur.

Qusmo is certainly hoping that Group C doesn’t sweep the Equestrian semifinal places. The Qusmi’y will be taking on the Squornshelan Remnant States for a place in the semifinal; the winner will play either Mytanija or Qusmo’s Group B groupmate, Juvencus. Either way, Qusmo would have at least some connection to each side. Of course, Qusmo played (& defeated) Juvencus in the group stage, but Qusmo knocked Mytanija out of a tournament once before - by more indirect means. In Copa Rushmori XXX, hosted by Cup of Harmony 73 co-host Cassadaigua, the top four teams which finished third in their groups advanced to the Round of Sixteen. Qusmo was the fourth-best third-place team & got to play one more match against Ceni, which they promptly lost; Mytanija was the fifth-place third-place team & was eliminated.

That said, let’s take a closer look at the teams & the matchups left in the Cup of Harmony, with an especially close eye cast toward the two matches to take place in the Equestrian States.

Juvencus v. Mytanija
Wild Grounds, Everfree, Equestrian States

33 Juvencus
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 4-1 Round of Sixteen win over 52 Taeshan (1st in Group A, with 7 points)
2nd in Group B - 4 points (1-1-1) v. Qusmo, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (±0, 5-5)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 2nd in Group 2 - 38 points, 11-5-2 (+24, 45-21)
11 points behind Group 2 winners Cosumar (4th in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
Lost 4-7 (1-1, 3-6) in playoff to Audioslavia (4th in World Cup Group G, with 2 points)
Other Group 2 Cup of Harmony teams:
The Macabees (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group H, with 4 points)
Saint Émelie (finished 10 points ahead; 3rd in Group A, with 1 point)
Recent results: 3rd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 4 & Group Stage in World Cup 80


120 Mytanija
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 1-0 (a.e.t.) Round of Sixteen win over 107 Geisenfried (2nd in Group D, with 4 points)
1st in Group C - 5 points (1-2-0) v. Squornshelan Remnant States, Acronius, & Mattijana (+1, 3-2)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 6th in Group 7 - 27 points, 8-3-7 (-1, 20-21)
24 points behind Group 7 winners Eura (2nd in World Cup Group G, with 4 points; won 1-0 in Round of Sixteen match v. Brenecia; advancing to Quarterfinal match v. Free Republics)
6 points behind Group 7 runners-up Acronius (did not qualify; 3rd in Cup of Harmony Group C, with 3 points)
Other Group 7 Cup of Harmony teams:
Blaneu (finished 1 point ahead; 4th in Group A, with 1 point)
Mattijana (finished 5 points behind; 4th in Group C, with 2 points)
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80

On a day in which the top seeds bowed out, Juvencus was not to be denied. After a thoroughly underwhelming performance in the group stage, in which a late goal from Krytenia in the other final Group B match was all that kept them in second place above East Belzaria, the gli attaccanti came to life in their Round of Sixteen match against Taeshan. Juvencus started strong & never looked back, taking a 2-0 lead into the half & ending with a 4-1 pasting of one of this tournament’s best defences.

After a relatively quiet first two matches, with one goal each against Krytenia & East Belzaria, the Juven attack has been on fire of late, scoring seven in their past two matches. Those have not been against paltry opposition, either; neither Qusmo nor Taeshan has conceded a single goal all tournament long to any team besides Juvencus, in a combined six matches. Juvencus has been on fire.

How a single matchday changes things. Before the Round of Sixteen, we predicted that Juvencus would be the only team in the top fifty of the multiverse to lose at that stage of the competition; as it turned out, the gli attaccanti are not only still standing, with a completely new narrative following a dominant win over a quality team, but they are the only team in the top fifty of the multiverse to be preparing for a Cup of Harmony Quarterfinal.

Thirty-first-ranked Juvencus will take on hundred-twentieth-ranked Mytanija, & if they win, they would play either fifty-seventh-ranked Qusmo or ninety-ninth-ranked Squornshelan Remnant States in the semifinals, with the possibility of facing a high-ranked team like fifty-fourth-ranked Jeruselem or fifty-sixth-ranked Tinhampton in their final match or a low-ranked squad like eighty-first-ranked Main Nation Ministry or even hundred-twentieth-ranked Kelssek. In terms of ranks, Juvencus has a clear advantage over the rest of the tournament field, & their offense is now firing on all cylinders. Juvencus is playing like tournament favourites again. They will be hard to beat for anyone.

Meanwhile, the figure of Robin Hjik looms large over Juvencus’s opponents. The Mytanar manager was involved in the last clash between Mytanija & Geisenfried, a one-match playoff on neutral ground to decide who would advance to World Cup 62. In the end, the match was knotted after ninety & looked destined for penalties until Hjik put Mytanija through in the one hundred fifteenth minute.

Fans of Geisenfried with particularly long memories might be reminded of that match, nineteen cycles ago, by the Round of Sixteen that Mytanija played to get here. That match, too, could not be resolved in an hour & a half alone, & it took all of one minute longer - until the one hundred sixteenth - for Mytanija to find an extra time winner & dash the hopes of Geisenfried. The wild celebrations of the crowd in the Equestrian States was reminiscent of when citizens of the nation then known as Mytannion swarmed the pitch in Carpathia & Ruthenia.

Of course, only time will tell if Jezdimir Ocokoljic will manage their team in their quest for World Cup 100 Qualification, but simply to be placed in the company of Hjik is a tremendous honour in Mytanar football. In fact, Hjik scored Mytanija’s two goals in the Cup of Harmony 56 Final to secure a 2-1 win over Ossidiacqua, the final match of Hjik’s international career. Those were late goals, too, scored in the eightieth & eighty-fifth minutes.

People across Mytanija will surely be hoping that Ocokoljic, Mytanija’s leading scorer in their Di Bradini Cup 40 title-winning success, will be able to keep up their form to lead Mytanija to another Cup of Harmony championship. They will face a massive challenge in Juvencus, which has goalscoring talent of their own in abundance - but as Hjik proved then, & as Ocokoljic is proving now, you can never count Mytanija out until the final whistle has blown.
Prediction: Juvencus

Qusmo v. Squornshelan Remnant States
Diamond Park, Stalliongrad, Equestrian States

57 Qusmo
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 1-0 Round of Sixteen win over 65 New Lusitania (2nd in Group A, with 7 points)
1st in Group B - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Juvencus, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (+3, 6-3)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 9 - 35 points, 10-5-3 (+21, 30-9)
6 points behind Group 9 winners Valanora (3rd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points)
4 points behind Group 9 runners-up Polkopia (did not qualify; 4th in Cup of Harmony Group F, with 1 point)
Other Group 9 Cup of Harmony teams:
Eastfield Lodge (finished 1 point ahead; 1st in Group F, with 6 points; lost 0-1 in Round of Sixteen match v. Kelssek)
Karulicja (finished 10 points ahead; 2nd in Group G, with 4 points; lost 1-5 in Round of Sixteen match v. Jeruselem)
Recent results: 7th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 11 & Round of Sixteen in Cup of Harmony 72


99 Squornshelan Remnant States
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 3-2 (a.e.t.) Round of Sixteen win over 24 Abanhfleft (1st in Group D, with 5 points)
2nd in Group C - 3 points (0-3-0*) v. Mytanija, Acronius, & Mattijana (±0, 4-4)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 5th in Group 15 - 29 points, 9-2-7 (+8, 25-17)
22 points behind Group 15 winners Pasarga (3rd in World Cup Group A, with 4 points)
15 points behind Group 15 runners-up Qasden (qualified automatically; 4th in World Cup Group D, with 3 points)
Other Group 17 Cup of Harmony teams:
Geisenfried (4 points behind; 2nd in Group D, with 4 points; lost 0-1
(a.e.t.) Round of Sixteen match v. Mytanija)
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80; Quarterfinals in Baptism of Fire 68

A major storyline surrounding this match will, inevitably, be the political situation surrounding it. Of course, Fuzpon Qusma is no stranger to dealing with political controversy from their opponents. One is reminded, of course, of Qusmo’s friendly with Banija in the midst of the crisis that would lead to the Busoga Islands’ independence from the kingdom that now is hosting World Cup 81. However, this situation seems a bit different.

The Confederacy of Squornshelan Remnant States is competing with the Imperium of Squornshelous for the title of the true government of their nation. This is no mere political dispute, either. A long & bloody war was fought over this conflict, & it has not yet been resolved. Throughout the leadup to this match, national team manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban & their players have had to dance around tricky questions about nationality, sovereignty, & legitimacy.

“Ultimately, our football team doesn’t get to decide what the result of this conflict is or what it ought to be,” Avarn-Oxolt sighed, exasperated. “The World Cup Committee decided to recognize the football association of the Confederacy. The Confederacy entered [World Cup] Qualifying. The Confederacy was invited to the Cup of Harmony. The Confederacy advanced to the Quarterfinals. & the team we’re about to play is the Confederacy. But that’s down to the World Cup Committee & the host committee, not us. The legitimacy of a government is a decision that is made - & that ought to be made - by people who are a lot more smart than I am about these things.”

It is truly a shame that the controversy has swirled around the leadup to this match, because it is shaping up to be a very good one. On the one hand, Qusmo looks to be coming into this match confident & on a head of steam. They won their group after winning all of their matches, & they followed that up by defeating New Lusitania. They are on a four-match winning streak & a thirteen-match competitive unbeaten streak.

That has largely been because of a rock-solid defence, which has now preserved clean sheets in six of Qusmo’s last seven competitive matches. Qusmo has been able to demonstrate that it can get its offense on fire, too, though perhaps inconsistently so; when Juvencus was able to score three against the Qusmi’y, they were able to win with four goals of their own. The competition Qusmo has faced has not been poor, either; Krytenia, one of the legends of the sport, was dispatched 1-0 before Qusmo outscored higher-ranked Juvencus 4-3 to win Group B, & Qusmo was cool under the pressure of a knockout round match with a 1-0 defeat of New Lusitania, which had not lost in the tournament to that point. Qusmo has played well, & it seems possible that they might get to the semifinals.

It will be no walk in the park, however, as the Qusmi’y have to face the Confederacy to reach that point. The people of the territory its government claims has had considerable success in the past, & the Confederacy will hope that their performance in this Cup of Harmony will go some way to reviving that tradition. They seem to be peaking at just the right time, too.

The Confederates got off to a bit of a slow start, securing only three points in the group stage. They did not get a single win - but they also never lost. In the end, after three draws in three Group Stage matches, the Confederate team was entered in a single-match playoff against Acronius, with whom they were tied on points, head-to-head record, goal differential, & goals for. Finally, they broke through with a win, scoring four to advance.

It seemed like they would not go far, however, with a date with Abanhfleft on the horizon. While Abanhfleft were certainly not in their best form, they were the top-ranked side in the tournament by a fair margin, & seventy-five places above the Confederacy. Plus, the Fleftics had the benefit of not having to play an extra match on short notice, in a sort of de facto Round of Seventeen. The Confederates surprised the multiverse by taking Abanhfleft to extra time in their Round of Sixteen match. They then shocked the multiverse by winning in extra time, despite being on short rest & after playing an extra match. The Confederates should have been the most tired team on the pitch, but they still found a way to fight through it & win. They proved themselves to be a serious threat to any team in this tournament - & they will be no pushovers for Qusmo.

Still, the Confederates have had to play an extra match that Qusmo did not, & they had to play an extra time period in the Round of Sixteen that Qusmo did not, either. The Squornshelan Remnant States have had an extra two hours of football in this tournament, & that has to wear on their legs. As this tournament goes on, those extra minutes will continue to get more & more painful, & it will be tougher & tougher to continue playing at the same level. On the other hand, we are impressed by Qusmo’s performances, especially its win over New Lusitania, & we think that they are a high-calibre team that the Confederates will need to be at top form to beat. Without that, Qusmo has a good chance of shutting down the Confederate offense - & picking up yet another win, to advance from their first-time Cup of Harmony quarterfinal to their first-ever semifinal of any international football tournament.
Prediction: Qusmo


With those predictions out of the way, let’s look briefly now at the other two quarterfinals to be played in this Cup of Harmony, in Cassadaigua.
Tinhampton v. Main Nation Ministry
New Lakeland Stadium, New Lakeland, Cassadaigua

56 Tinhampton
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 2-0 Round of Sixteen win over 63 South Toronto (2nd in Group F, with 6 points)
1st in Group E - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Kelssek, Freeport, & Beepee (+6, 6-0)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 16 - 40 points, 13-1-4 (+18, 27-9)
3 points behind Group 16 winners Brenecia (1st in World Cup Group H, with 7 points; lost 0-1 in Round of Sixteen match v. Eura)
7 points behind Group 16 runners-up Cassadaigua (qualified via playoff; 2nd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points; lost 1-3 in Round of Sixteen match v. Ethane)
Other Group 16 Cup of Harmony teams: None
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 3; not invited to Cup of Harmony 72


81 Main Nation Ministry
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 3-2 Round of Sixteen win over 31 Savojarna (1st in Group G, with 9 points)
2nd in Group H - 5 points (1-2-0) v. Main Nation Ministry, The Macabees, & Oberour Ar Moro (+1, 6-5)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 14 - 35 points, 10-5-3 (+19, 46-27)
8 points behind Group 14 winners Kita-Hinode (3rd in World Cup Group G, with 3 points)
3 points behind Group 14 winners Sargossa (2nd in World Cup Group C, with 6 points; lost 3-4 in Round of Sixteen match v. Vilita)
Other Group 14 Cup of Harmony teams:
Siovanija & Teusland (finished 5 points ahead; 3rd in Group G, with 2 points)
Recent results: 8th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 6 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Tinhampton

Kelssek v. Jeruselem
Concord Heights Stadium, Concord Heights, Cassadaigua

120 Kelssek
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 1-0 Round of Sixteen win over 50 Eastfield Lodge (1st in Group F, with 6 points)
2nd in Group E - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Tinhampton, Freeport, & Beepee (+2, 6-4)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 7th in Group 6 - 27 points, 8-3-7 (±0, 34-34)
19 points behind Group 6 winners Farfadillis (3rd in World Cup Group C, with 4 points)
11 points behind Group 6 runners-up Indusse (did not qualify; not invited to Cup of Harmony 73)
Other Group 6 Cup of Harmony teams: None
Recent results: Did not attempt to qualify for World Cup 80


54 Jeruselem
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 5-1 Round of Sixteen win over 130 Karulicja (2nd in Group G, with 4 points)
1st in Group H - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Main Nation Ministry, The Macabees, & Oberour Ar Moro (+1, 6-5)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 11 - 36 points, 11-3-4 (+15, 44-29)
11 points behind Group 11 winners Mriin (3rd in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
1 points behind Group 11 runners-up Abanhfleft (did not qualify; 1st in Cup of Harmony Group D, with 5 points; lost 2-3
(a.e.t.) in Round of Sixteen match v. Squornshelan Remnant States)
Other Group 11 Cup of Harmony teams:
Darkmania (finished 3 points ahead; 4th in Group D, with 2 points)
Dreamplanet (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group F, with 4 points)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 10 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Jeruselem




Cup of Harmony 73
Round of 16 Results

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at Elements Stadium in Ponyville, EQS

QNT impresses to advance to Cup of Harmony quarterfinals
Qusmo 1–0 New Lusitania

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65’ Yunal-Julad Waz
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AM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
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We’re №1 hoping to be recognized as №33!


Qusmo is transfixed by Cup of Harmony 73, where Qusmo has made the semifinals. Recognized as less prestigious than the World Cup, the Cup of Harmony champion is sometimes referred to as the thirty-third-best team in the world. So, in this edition of Sig Figs, the mathematical digest, we’ll examine Significant Figures for Cup of Harmony 73.

0
Number of higher-ranked teams that all Cup of Harmony 73 semifinalists combined (except Qusmo) have faced before playing the semifinals

1
Number of times Juvencus has won the Cup of Harmony

2
Number of World Cup Cycles Qusmo has participated in

3
Fewest number of goals Juvencus has scored in each of their past three matches

4
Number of matches in which Squornshelan Remnant States was deadlocked after ninety minutes in Cup of Harmony 73

5
Length of Qusmo’s current winning streak

6
Number of matches played in Cup of Harmony 73 by S.R.S., the only nation to play a different number of matches than every other nation in the tournament

7
Number of Cup of Harmony matches Qusmo has won, in addition to two draws & no losses

8
Number of matches in Cup of Harmony 73 which have ended 1-0 after ninety minutes, half of which Qusmo have won

9
Number of knockout round matches in Cup of Harmony 73 which have been decided by a single goal

10
Number of goals Juvencus has scored in their past three matches

11
Number of players on a football pitch (from a single team [during matches {usually}])

12
The number twenty-one backwards

13
Number of goals Jeruselem has scored thus far in Cup of Harmony 73, more than any other nation

14
Length of Qusmo’s current competitive unbeaten streak

15
Edition of first World Cup final Squornshelous played in

16
Number of teams which played in the Round of Sixteen of Cup of Harmony 73

17
Number of teams which advanced out of the Group Stage of Cup of Harmony 73

18
Number of draws in the Group Stage of Cup of Harmony 73

19
Number of matches which were separated by exactly one goal in the Group Stage of Cup of Harmony 73

20
Number of matches which have been deadlocked after 90 minutes thus far in Cup of Harmony 73

21
The number twelve backwards

22
Difference between the number of goals scored in the highest- & lowest-scoring groups in Cup of Harmony (Groups F & A, respectively)

23
Most common size of teams’ rosters at Cup of Harmony 73

24
Edition of the World Cup in which Krytenia first finished third

25
Number of letters in “Squornshelan Remnant States”

26
The number you get if you add two teams of eleven & four officials (& do your maths correctly)

27
The number you get if you take three to the power of three (& do your maths correctly)

28
Number of matches separated by exactly one goal this CoH thus far

29
Edition of the World Cup in which Krytenia second finished third

30
The number thirty

31
Edition of the World Cup that Squornshelous won

32
Edition of the World Cup that Jeruselem placed as runner-up

33
Where Qusmo hopes to be in world football



This concludes this edition of Sig Figs. As always, Sig Figs is brought to you by maths. Maths: you hate it. & if you don’t, you do now.



Juvencus v. Qusmo
Wild Grounds, Everfree, Equestrian States

33 Juvencus
Advanced to Semifinals with 3-2 Quarterfinal win over 120 Mytanija (1st in Group C, with 5 points; 1-0 (a.e.t.) Round of Sixteen win over Geisenfried)
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 4-1 Round of Sixteen win over
52 Taeshan (1st in Group A, with 7 points)
2nd in Group B - 4 points (1-1-1) v. Qusmo, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (±0, 5-5)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 2nd in Group 2 - 38 points, 11-5-2 (+24, 45-21)
11 points behind Group 2 winners Cosumar (4th in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
Lost 4-7 (1-1, 3-6) in playoff to Audioslavia (4th in World Cup Group G, with 2 points)
Other Group 2 Cup of Harmony teams:
The Macabees (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group H, with 4 points)
Saint Émelie (finished 10 points ahead; 3rd in Group A, with 1 point)
Recent results: 3rd in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 4 & Group Stage in World Cup 80


57 Qusmo
Advanced to Semifinals with a 1-0 Quarterfinal win over 99 Squornshelan Remnant States (2nd in Group C, 3 points; 4-2 playoff win over Acronius; 3-2 (a.e.t.) Round of Sixteen win over Abanhfleft
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 1-0 Round of Sixteen win over
65 New Lusitania (2nd in Group A, with 7 points)
1st in Group B - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Juvencus, East Belzaria, & Krytenia (+3, 6-3)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 9 - 35 points, 10-5-3 (+21, 30-9)
6 points behind Group 9 winners Valanora (3rd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points)
4 points behind Group 9 runners-up Polkopia (did not qualify; 4th in Cup of Harmony Group F, with 1 point)
Other Group 9 Cup of Harmony teams:
Eastfield Lodge (finished 1 point ahead; 1st in Group F, with 6 points; lost 0-1 in Round of Sixteen match v. Kelssek)
Karulicja (finished 10 points ahead; 2nd in Group G, with 4 points; lost 1-5 in Round of Sixteen match v. Jeruselem)
Recent results: 7th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 11 & Round of Sixteen in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Juvencus

Tinhampton v. Jeruselem
Concord Heights Stadium, Concord Heights, Cassadaigua

56 Tinhampton
Advanced to Semifinals with a 2-1 Quarterfinal win over 81 Main Nation Ministry (2nd in Group H, with 5 points; 3-2 Round of Sixteen win over Savojarna)
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 2-0 Round of Sixteen win over
63 South Toronto (2nd in Group F, with 6 points)
1st in Group E - 9 points (3-0-0) v. Kelssek, Freeport, & Beepee (+6, 6-0)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 16 - 40 points, 13-1-4 (+18, 27-9)
3 points behind Group 16 winners Brenecia (1st in World Cup Group H, with 7 points; lost 0-1 in Round of Sixteen match v. Eura)
7 points behind Group 16 runners-up Cassadaigua (qualified via playoff; 2nd in World Cup Group D, with 4 points; lost 1-3 in Round of Sixteen match v. Ethane)
Other Group 16 Cup of Harmony teams: None
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 3; not invited to Cup of Harmony 72


54 Jeruselem
Advanced to Semifinals with a 2-1 Quarterfinal win over 120 Kelssek (2nd in Group E, with 6 points; 1-0 Round of Sixteen win over Eastfield Lodge)
Advanced to Quarterfinals with a 5-1 Round of Sixteen win over
130 Karulicja (2nd in Group G, with 4 points)
1st in Group H - 6 points (2-0-1) v. Main Nation Ministry, The Macabees, & Oberour Ar Moro (+1, 6-5)

World Cup 81 Qualifying: 3rd in Group 11 - 36 points, 11-3-4 (+15, 44-29)
11 points behind Group 11 winners Mriin (3rd in World Cup Group H, with 3 points)
1 points behind Group 11 runners-up Abanhfleft (did not qualify; 1st in Cup of Harmony Group D, with 5 points; lost 2-3
(a.e.t.) in Round of Sixteen match v. Squornshelan Remnant States)
Other Group 11 Cup of Harmony teams:
Darkmania (finished 3 points ahead; 4th in Group D, with 2 points)
Dreamplanet (finished 4 points ahead; 3rd in Group F, with 4 points)
Recent results: 5th in World Cup 80 Qualifying Group 10 & Group Stage in Cup of Harmony 72

Prediction: Tinhampton




Cup of Harmony 73
Quarterfinals Results

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at Diamond Park in Stalliongrad, EQS

QNT advances to historic Cup of Harmony semifinal
Qusmo 1–0 Squornshelan Remnant States

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71’ Yoltz-Tlanx Sal
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Postby Qusmo » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:54 pm

Obviously, several NSers are mentioned here. Regardless of what my character thinks ICly, in reality, I have nothing but respect for all who are.

I’ve tried to write RPs from as many styles & perspectives as I can this cycle. Fuzpon Qusma, Rilan-Jerat Nev, Cralt-Nirlo Fox, “Expectations”, Blip kujz Evarty Qanza, Spon Qusma Magazine-Digest, Spony Luq Television, Sig Figs, &, of course, this, back by the fact that I’m eliminated yet still have a third place match to play popular demand. I had committed myself to writing a much more serious RP had I gotten to the final, but this stuck out to me as a good option after the loss. So, here goes. To anyone who has read my work this cycle, to all the hosts, to all my opponents, & to the people who have encouraged me, thank you for a great time; I hope you have enjoyed my work as much as I’ve enjoyed the cycle.


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A Blog

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I have seen Her. I have seen Her in all Her resplendent beauty & all Her unflinching cruelty. You ask who it could be. But deep down, in your heart, you know. Who could it be but Her?

I have seen Margaret.

I was taking my daily (time frame) sleep when, all of a sudden, I dreamed that I was in a beautiful place. It was filled with white pillars of marble & pillows of cloud, with glorious golden gates reaching high into the sky, as far as the eye could see, & a big, beautiful door in the middle of that wall to allow passage to only a select few.

“Huh. Looks like the apocalypse bunker didn’t work,” I murmured. “Too bad, that.”

“Apocalypse bunker? What? No, there wasn’t an apocalypse. Are you out of your motherfudging mind? C’mon, give me a break,” a voice commanded.

“Oh, okay,” I replied. “I guess we’re in Cloudsdale, then. Funny; Qusmo’s not played there yet.”

“Exactly how fudging thick are you, man?” the voice asked. “Oh, shizzle, I forgot y’all don’t have gender. Sorry ‘bout that. I’m not prejudiced or anything. I’m really not. It’s just a cultural difference, & how I live in a gendered society, & that frames my linguistic point of reference, & -”

“What?”

“YOU ARE A FUDGING IDIOT,” was the reply.

“Fudging? Are you saying I make delicious chocolate, melt-in-your-mouth confections? I’m flattered,” I gushed.

“NO. & SHUT THE HECK UP,” hollered the voice.

“Oh, okay,” I complied. “Then where am I?”

“We are in a vast, mythical land which has existed since the dawn of time & will continue to exist forevermore, subsisting on the aura of the most powerful deities in the Multiverse,” the voice answered. “Only the most worthy are permitted to enter. You made it because… well, Margaret knows why.”

“So, kind of like an Eternal Holy Empire?” I asked.

“Sure, whatever.”

“But aren’t you Margaret?” I wondered.

“Why, yes, I am.”

“But you just said ‘Margaret knows why,’” I responded, quizzically.

“Yeah; pretty good joke, innit?”

“No, it isn’t. Referring to yourself in the third person is just weird,” I informed Her.

“Okay, you really need to learn how to shut up.”

“Why does this place exist, anyways? & how is it protected? & what happens here?” I asked.

“Finally, a halfway decent question,” She sighed, relieved. “At the Beginning, when the Multiverse was first created, all was calm, & peaceful, & tranquil -”

“So, kind of Pacific?” I interjected.

“Sure, whatever. Anyways, then, the first star was born. & some of the finest warriors in the Multiverse - a group of gnomes who banded together to establish a united defense -”

“So, kind of like an Elven Security Force?” I asked.

“Sure, whatever. Anyways, with their united power, they were able to harness the power of this star & forge it into a scimitar of absolute -”

“So, kind of like a Star Blade?” I inquired.

“Sure, whatever. Anyways, the -”

“Actually, no, you’re boring,” I informed Her. “What do those people over there do?”

“Don’t point at strangers; it’s not nice,” She scolded me. “But those are a cursed people, destined to live out their days as servants, who play the harp & the flute for the enjoyment of all who -”

“So, kind of like Audio Slaves?” I offered.

“Sure, whatever. Anyways, -”

“No, no, I don’t care,” I assured Her.

“I swear to Margaret, I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to lead you to a better path. I’m trying to give you a chance to see the Light of Truth & to realize a path for yourself that is brighter than the one you now follow. I am trying to light a blaze inside your spirit that will -”

“So, kind of like -” I started.

“I DON’T GIVE A DANG WHAT IT’S KIND OF LIKE,” She bellowed. “JUST SHUT THE FUDGE UP ON YOUR BLOG, OKAY?”

“No, I’m not going to do that. No government conspiracy can silence me!” I insisted.

“WHAT THE FUDGE? ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUDGING DUMB? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MAKE AUDIOSLAVIA WIN A WORLD CUP FINAL? HERE, I’LL DO IT TWICE FOR GOOD MEASURE.”

“No,” I whispered. “I want you to make the truly impossible happen. You can prove to me that you truly are Margaret if you can make Qusmo lose to Omerica.”

She gasped & looked agape at me, stumbling backwards as if I had landed a punch. “No… no…” she repeated, over & over again, clearly in a state of shock. “There are some things that not even I can do.” She took a minute to regather & compose Herself. “If you wish to leave, you may.”

I nodded, & all of a sudden, I woke up with a start. I had been in bed for one hundred seventy-eight minutes. I had overslept.

All this made me convinced of one thing: What I have been revealing to you for all this time has been TRUE, & people are trying to SILENCE ME for telling YOU the TRUTH!

I have [https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=34581765#p34581765]TOLD YOU[/url] that QUSMO is capable of WINNING tournaments! & LOOK - Qusmo WON EVERY SINGLE MATCH IT PLAYED in the Cup of Harmony! EVERY SINGLE ONE! THAT MUST BE SOME SORT OF RECORD!

Until the SEMIFINAL! & GUESS WHAT? I have TOLD YOU that Qusmo CANNOT WIN when it plays in WHITE! & GUESS WHAT QUSMO WORE TO THE SEMIFINAL? IF YOU GUESSED RED & GOLD, YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT JUVENCUS WORE, & IF YOU GUESSED BLACK, YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT OUR GOALKEPER WORE, & IF YOU GUESSED BRIGHT GREEN, YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE REFEREE WORE, & IF YOU GUESSED FUSCHIA, YOU’RE JUST WRONG FOR BEING WRONG. It was WHITE! & GUESS WHAT? THEY LOST!

& NOW THIS DREAM MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SOME GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME, OR EVEN KILL ME - JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE. BUT THEY WILL NOT SILENCE ME. THEY WILL NEVER SILENCE ME.

What I have to say is more important now than ever.

Qusmo has now played 56 matches in red & gold. They have won 26 of those matches, drawn 11, & lost 19. That’s a rate of 1.59 points PER MATCH on average. & how has Qusmo done in white? Well, let’s see. They’ve played ten times, with 2 wins, 3 draws, & 5 losses. That’s LESS THAN ONE POINT A MATCH. & it gets even worse: BOTH of those wins have come against OMERICA. Fake Margaret said it Herself: that basically doesn’t count. So Qusmo’s record in white is really 3 draws, 5 losses, & 0 wins. That’s 0.38 POINTS PER MATCH. THAT’S OVER 1.2 POINTS PER MATCH LESS THAN WHEN QUSMO HAS PLAYED IN WHITE. & QUSMO HAS NEVER WON WHEN THEY’VE PLAYED IN WHITE. NEVER. Well, except against Omerica, but, as everyone knows, that doesn’t count.

I’ve been saying this for a long time. I’ve been saying it because it’s been obvious. & it’s grown more & more obvious since. Now, even our opponents know it & are starting to take advantage of it. You see, the winner & runners-up of Group B would meet in the semifinal of the Cup of Harmony, if they were ever to meet in the knockout rounds of the tournament. & in that semifinal, the runner-up would get to choose which kit colour they want first, while the group winner would have to choose a colour that clashed with that.

Juvencus could have played to win the match. They could have even drawn it. But they decided to play to lose, specifically to make themselves the group runners-up, in case they would have to play Qusmo again in the knockout rounds, when it really mattered. They did. & what did Juvencus choose to wear? Red & gold. So what did Qusmo have to wear? WHITE. & JUVENCUS BEAT QUSMO.

How do I know that Juvencus let Qusmo win? Easy. Look at what Qusmo’s offense has done all tournament long. 1 GOAL against East Belzara, 1 GOAL against Kytena, 1 GOAL against New LUSATANA, 1 GOAL against SQOONSHOON, 1 GOAL against JUVENCUS their SECOND time around. But guess what? Qusmo has played SIX matches in the Cup of Harmony, & in EVERY SINGLE ONE, Qusmo has scored ONE goal, & EXACTLY one goal - except in the group stage against Juvencus. OBVIOUSLY, Juvencus LET QUSMO WIN so that they could FORCE Qusmo to WEAR WHITE so that they could BEAT THEM & ADVANCE TO THE FINAL.

Well, I will put up with this NO MORE. & I hear that Fuzpon Qusma has finally heard my pleas. Maybe they’ll even reconsider those awful friendlies, too. I am told that Fuzpon Qusma is planning to order NEW KITS from some weird, backwoods place called Edirf.

Marge, I need to know how to spell that if they’re going to be Qusmo’s saviour. One sec. “Mommy? Yes, hello. Mom- Yes, I know I need to call more often. But, Mom- Yes, I know I need to visit you more. But, Mom- Yes, I know I need to get some fresh air & have some fun once in a while. But, Mom- Yes, I know that you’re anxious for grandkids. But, Mom, I’ve got a question to ask. How do you spell Edirf? Edirf, you know, that kit supplier from Who Knows, Who Cares? Ediraf? Okay, thanks, Mom. Oh, wait, I have to bold it? I don’t know how to bold things. EDIRAF? Oh, the first letter isn’t capitalized? eDIRAF? Okay, Mom. Thanks. I got it. Love you, too. Bye.”

I think I’ve got it now. Anyways, eDIRF is the key to finally winning a World Cup. Because when Fuzpon Qusma orders their new kits from eDIRF, they NEED to NOT ORDER A WHITE KIT. It should be BLACK, or NEON PINK, or SAFETY ORANGE, or ANOTHER RED & GOLD KIT EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRST. I DON’T CARE. IT JUST CAN’T BE WHITE. PLEASE, MARGARET ALMIGHTY, NOT ANOTHER WHITE KIT. With a TRUE change in our kit colours, we might FINALLY be able to WIN a WORLD CUP for once, & the entire MULTIVERSE will BOW TO US, & we will be lauded FOREVER in the WORLD CUP HALL OF FAME - or maybe even the OLD BOYS CLUB. FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS MULTIVERSE, FOR THE LOVE OF MARGARET, FUZPON QUSMA MUST CHANGE THEIR CLASH KIT COLOURS.

But until then, I will content myself with knowing that, no matter what happens, Qusmo will always beat Omerica.



Cup of Harmony 73
Semifinal Result

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Grand Regal Stadium in Canterlot, EQS
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Postby Qusmo » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:18 pm

When I was planning out how I would RP the Pug Qusmyra season, this is how I thought I would do it: I would break it up into four parts, & I would highlight all the interesting (& some not-so-interesting) results throughout the season in Pug Qusmyra & cup play. I did not reach my goal of RPing Pug Qusma a bit, nor of including lower league results in the quarterly update. That said, I have achieved what I was aiming for with Pug Qusmyra & the cups. As should be clear, though, I will not have time to do that for the other three quarters of the season, too. That will lead me to reconsider how detailed I want to make my league results in the future; until then, however, I hope you enjoy the first nine weeks of Ryrak Cez of fuzpon in Qusmo.

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RYRAK CEZ
Part One


The first matchday of the season may be the most wonderful time of the season. Every club is level on points. Every club could find success. Every club could do better than they did the year prior. Every club could become champions.

It is time for another season of fuzpon in Qusmo, & everyone wears glasses tinted by the honey hue of hope.



Matchday One
Poljak 2–1 Estraj
Zwac 2–1 Fryvvyn
Brel 2–2 Werzin
Trew 3–2 Trosoc
Dynynon 1–2 Rejin
Qalijan 4–1 Qasym
Lilnim 1–2 Poldanz
Qastyr 3–4 Atlant
Niom 4–1 Ixic
Vlonz 0–1 Koflir

There are a few marquee matchups on tap to begin the season. Trew & Trosoc square off in a Tracam derby, while Qalijan & Qasym play the first edition of this type of Qanz derby. It is a first day filled with action, as only Koflir is able to maintain a clean sheet, & only Brel & Werzin play to a draw. All eyes, though, are on one match: Qastyr-Atlant. The defending Pug Qusmyra & Puk Zama champions start their season in Qanz against Atlant, the second runner-up in Pug Qusmyra last year. This match features the two teams which had Pug Qusmyra’s best offense & its best defense last season, along with the players who were crowned Best Goalkeeper, Best Defender, Best Midfielder, & Player of the Season last year. In the highest-scoring match of the young season, it is Atlant which comes out on top in this key early clash.

Liczak 2–2 Niflic
Vlosk 1–0 Oytrow
Kobat 1–1 Renan
Atlark 2–2 Xapon
Abork 2–1 Kozon
Ukunut 1–0 Brakjon
Atlov 1–0 Mupetyn
Samerter 3–5 Polxar
Juzad 4–0 Gelf
Mostew 1–3 Qandon



Matchday Two
Estraj 0–0 Koflir
Ixic 6–2 Vlonz
Atlant 1–0 Niom
Poldanz 2–1 Qastyr
Qasym 0–2 Lilnim
Rejin 0–1 Qalijan
Trosoc 6–1 Dynynon
Werzin 2–3 Trew
Fryvvyn 1–4 Brel
Poljak 2–0 Zwac

Matchday Two promises to reveal whether these clubs’ first matches are representative of their true quality or whether their first impression was mistaken - though it will take some time yet to determine whether Matchday Two can hold true to that promise. If anything, the big takeaway would be that Qastyr is done, as the holders have two losses in their first two matches. However, a deeper look reveals that those were both one-goal margins & that they played against the teams which finished second & third in the league last year; as such, even though the start is nonideal for Qastyr fans, it should not be a cause for alarm unless the trend continues. In other matches, both clean sheets & very high scores are more common than the previous week, as six clubs did not score any goals, while two more scored six each.

Niflic 2–3 Qandon
Gelf 1–0 Mostew
Polxar 2–3 Juzad
Mupetyn 2–2 Samerter
Brakjon 0–1 Atlov
Kozon 0–0 Ukunut
Xapon 2–2 Abork
Renan 1–0 Atlark
Oytrow 0–1 Kobat
Liczak 1–1 Vlosk



Matchday Three
Zwac 2–3 Estraj
Brel 0–1 Poljak
Trew 2–0 Fryvvyn
Dynynon 1–1 Werzin
Qalijan 0–1 Trosoc
Lilnim 4–2 Rejin
Qastyr 4–0 Qasym
Niom 0–1 Poldanz
Vlonz 0–5 Atlant
Koflir 2–0 Ixic

Qastyr plays its first derby match of the season, & they destroy Qasym 4-0 to earn their first points of the season. In other news for title contenders, each of the clubs which played in UICA competitions last season won their matches, highlighted by Atlant’s impressive 5-0 thrashing as visitors to Vlonz, moving them to the top of the table. Atlant, Poldanz, & Trew are joined at the top of the table by Poljak with three wins thus far, a surprise for the second club in Polan. Could the Polan derby be a must-watch event between two contenders this season?

Vlosk 0–4 Niflic
Kobat 0–0 Liczak
Atlark 1–2 Oytrow
Abork 3–0 Renan
Ukunut 0–2 Xapon
Atlov 1–3 Kozon
Samerter 2–3 Brakjon
Juzad 2–1 Mupetyn
Mostew 2–5 Polxar
Qandon 0–1 Gelf



Matchday Four
Estraj 3–5 Ixic
Atlant 0–0 Koflir
Poldanz 4–1 Vlonz
Qasym 2–2 Niom
Rejin 2–2 Qastyr
Trosoc 0–1 Lilnim
Werzin 0–1 Qalijan
Fryvvyn 1–0 Dynynon
Poljak 2–7 Trew
Zwac 1–2 Brel

Trew brings Poljak back down to earth with a complete evisceration. Trew’s seven-goal tally is the highest recorded so far this season, which is especially impressive considering that they were the visitors in this match. Elsewhere, Poldanz rolls over Vlonz 4-1 in the other Pug Qusmyra match played in Polan, keeping their perfect record alive - & denying Vlonz their first points of the season. Atlant is still unbeaten, but they could not manage a win over Koflir - a club which, impressively, still has yet to concede a single goal. No other team has conceded less than two, & even Atlant has let in three thus far. Fittingly enough, given their defensive prowess, the two teams played to a scoreless draw. Trew & Poldanz managed to create an even larger gap in front of Qastyr, which lost points to Rejin in an away draw. Qastyr has had a tough early schedule - playing three of the four other teams which qualified for international play last season, in addition to a derby - but four points from four matches has to be somewhat concerning.

Niflic 3–2 Gelf
Polxar 1–0 Qandon
Mupetyn 4–3 Mostew
Brakjon 0–1 Juzad
Kozon 4–3 Samerter
Xapon 0–2 Atlov
Renan 1–0 Ukunut
Oytrow 1–2 Abork
Liczak 4–4 Atlark
Vlosk 0–1 Kobat

Puk Zala
Yonbozef (Ny) 1–0 Lonsk (Zv)
Dolatop (Zv) 4–1 Menalot (Xy)
Telarfat (Zy) 2–1 Jivenic (Zy)
Ovorlorn (Ny) 2–0 Sawartob (Zy)
Vilivinov (Zv) 0–1 Atlezic (Nx)
Lemveds (Nx) 5–1 Qartac (Nv)
Yelonobot (Nv) 1–2 Usuvuk (Zx)
Krikyr (Xy) 4–1 Vyzyv (Xy)
Nilvant (Zy) 2–2 Plovoc (Zy) (3–3 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Etynab (Nv) 2–2 Helavet (Zx) (3–4 AET)
Vloxid (Ny) 4–2 Womkaz (Zx)
Preneryan (Zy) 1–0 Stolatin (Nv)
Xulutev (Xv) 1–1 Froplak (Ny) (1–1 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Zrocoltan (Nx) 2–1 Qaynat (Nv)
Ulatin (Xv) 0–2 Rajalaj (Nv)
Tynatin (Zv) 1–0 Syrtyrn (Zv)
Pygmon (Ny) 3–1 Trajkot (Zy)
Zalarn (Zx) 1–1 Grolvot (Xy) (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Hinzonym (Zx) 2–1 Aloran (Zx)
Nalcum (Zv) 1–2 Sundarp (Nx)
Bilzorn (Ny) 3–1 Celatyn (Zv)
Generag (Nx) 2–1 Folatar (Ny)
Worlkot (Zx) 1–2 Xoraltyn (Zx)
Lenleft (Zv) 1–2 Qajarz (Nv)
Oycern (Nx) 3–0 Nalfrenz (Xv)
Erald (Nv) 0–1 Dinablov (Zv)
Mynvurn (Zy) 2–2 Teluryd (Zv) (2–4 AET)
Wolzarn (Ny) 1–1 Zazorz (Nx) (2–1 AET)
Kloventap (Xy) 1–2 Wekinol (Zx)
Kamdim (Nv) 0–1 Imicil (Zv)
Govarv (Xy) 2–0 Lincakib (Xy)
Xynymyl (Zv) 1–1 Walarcat (Xv) (1–2 AET)
Kuklyk (Nv) 1–1 Tancorn (Zv) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Xylopton (Zx) 0–2 Huskalan (Xy)
Zokod (Zx) 1–1 Nezbetor (Xv) (1–1 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Wintremp (Zx) 1–0 Macratop (Zy)
Hopoltov (Zv) 2–1 Rylavat (Nv)
Onzorten (Nx) 0–0 Evrator (Nx) (1–0 AET)
Banzak (Ny) 0–2 Brelatev (Nv)
Sifabted (Nv) 1–0 Velodrem (Zx)
Ploravat (Zy) 2–0 Bloncar (Xv)
Uvynic (Xv) 1–2 Xinirij (Xv)
Meltanat (Xv) 1–1 Linzont (Nx) (2–1 AET)
Riliniv (Nv) 2–2 Yinzatob (Xv) (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Tilpinib (Zv) 1–1 Mordaz (Nx) (2–3 AET)
Zulkanar (Xy) 1–3 Wyzlat (Ny)
Mraxatac (Xv) 2–2 Acatar (Zx) (3–2 AET)
Xerjik (Zy) 3–4 Mopwab (Xy)
Atlorn (Nx) 3–2 Selizon (Nv)
Kernat (Zy) 0–1 Ezelern (Nv)
Coronof (Zy) 0–0 Moplor (Nx) (1–0 AET)
Izicix (Xv) 0–2 Jaxac (Xv)
Winzker (Xv) 2–1 Franzfel (Ny)
Ulaktorn (Xv) 2–2 Kinkatir (Zy) (3–2 AET)
Gracik (Nx) 0–1 Klentamp (Zy)
Kalarnat (Ny) 1–0 Penlar (Ny)
Ortonyl (Nx) 2–0 Fuzunaj (Ny)
Sporatin (Xv) 3–0 Nwalc (Xv)
Xoral (Zy) 0–2 Kelikac (Xy)
Ixijik (Xv) 2–2 Yulafyn (Ny) (3–2 AET)
Zerant (Xy) 1–1 Slorantym (Zv) (2–1 AET)
Venator (Ny) 3–2 Relskarn (Zx)
Xylical (Zy) 3–2 Lelecex (Xy)
Belorax (Ny) 2–0 Elparten (Nv)
Monjon (Zy) 3–0 Filzok (Xy)
Apernat (Zx) 2–1 Ozenmaz (Nx)
Rolexern (Nv) 0–2 Blombarn (Nv)
Janevac (Zy) 1–2 Grantak (Nv)
Vranzalam (Zx) 3–1 Uvpolav (Xv)
Ekarcal (Nx) 3–0 Linvat (Zx)
Rololoc (Zx) 2–3 Acemif (Xy)
Azord (Xy) 2–2 Heraklin (Xy) (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Dlonbat (Xy) 1–1 Harinaj (Zx) (1–2 AET)
Suwarnat (Nx) 2–0 Lynlij (Zv)
Valanop (Xy) 1–1 Fynavar (Xy) (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Bylorn (Ny) 2–0 Conbov (Zv)
Klopokon (Ny) 0–0 Vewaf (Zv) (1–0 AET)
Manvran (Zy) 1–1 Welargab (Ny) (1–2 AET)
Nularen (Zv) 1–1 Jorklic (Xv) (1–2 AET)
Otolzen (Nx) 0–2 Atlerav (Nx)

The first cup competition of Ryrak Cez has begun, as all one hundred sixty clubs in pugy vovoqa have entered Puk Zala, the most prestigious cup in Qusmo, in its First Preliminary Round. No big names, of course, grace the spotlight, but there were few big blowouts, either. Lemveds was the only club to win by four, as they went through with a 5-1 home win over Qartac. Only two others managed to win by three, with Dolatop beating Menalot 4-1 & Oycern posting a 3-0 clean sheet against Nalfrenz. All three of those clashes were interleague, with the home team coming out on top. The other seventy-seven matches, however, were decided by two or less, with twenty-four - a full thirty percent - going into extra time, & eight of those - ten percent of the total - were decided from the spot. Perhaps the introduction of higher-tier clubs will lead to more lopsided scorelines in the next round, but Puk Zala’s First Preliminary Round was exciting & entertaining.



Matchday Five
Brel 0–1 Estraj
Trew 3–4 Zwac
Dynynon 2–4 Poljak
Qalijan 2–1 Fryvvyn
Lilnim 3–0 Werzin
Qastyr 2–2 Trosoc
Niom 1–0 Rejin
Vlonz 5–2 Qasym
Koflir 1–2 Poldanz
Ixic 1–2 Atlant

Matchday Five brings more trouble for Qastyr, as the reigning champions lose points again. This time, it is a home draw against Trosoc, a club which finished eleventh last season but is expected to finish fourteenth this time around. Luckily for them, Trew drops points for the first time this season, losing a high-scoring home fixture to Zwac. With an away win against Koflir - becoming the first club to score against them all season - Poldanz moves to the top of the table just before Pug Qusmyra clubs begin their first action of the season outside their league, in Puk Zama. Nine clubs in total will go into the First Round with momentum from a Pug Qusmyra win on Matchday Five; will that catapult them to cup success?

Kobat 1–0 Niflic
Atlark 4–2 Vlosk
Abork 0–1 Liczak
Ukunut 1–0 Oytrow
Atlov 2–2 Renan
Samerter 1–0 Xapon
Juzad 0–2 Kozon
Mostew 2–1 Brakjon
Qandon 5–2 Mupetyn
Gelf 0–2 Polxar

Puk Zama
Rejin (Qy-5) 2–0 Certavac (Zy-1)
Voraxan (Tu-3) 2–0 Atlemp (Ql-2)
Samerter (Qu-10) 3–1 Yezertef (Xv-1)
Niom (Qy-10) 0–1 Gelf (Qu-16)
Estraj (Qy-7) 1–1 Werzin (Qy-9) (1–2 AET)
Abork (Qj-3) 3–0 Mostew (Qy-19)
Atlark (Qy-20) 0–2 Vlonz (Qy-8)
Lilnim (Qy-17) 2–2 Ukunut (Qu-15) (2–3 AET)
Trew (Qy-4) 1–4 Mupetyn (Ql-1)
Ixic (Qu-2) 2–1 Bulax (Re-3)
Xapon (Qj-1) 1–0 Fryvvyn (Qy-15)
Zwac (Qy-13) 2–0 Qazarl (Nv-1)
Oytrow (Qu-14) 3–2 Ploran (Tu-1)
Atlov (Qu-5) 1–0 Polxar (Qu-4)
Qaladaf (Ql-4) 1–3 Brel (Qy-12)
Ixitil (Ql-3) 2–1 Zororov (Qj-5)
Poljak (Qy-16) 2–2 Renan (Qu-9) (3–2 AET)
Pronmon (Ny-1) 2–3 Brajit (Qj-4)
Qasym (Qy-14) 1–1 Brakjon (Qu-12) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Liczak (Ql-5) 3–3 Niflic (Qu-7) (4–4 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Atloriz (Re-1) 0–3 Ixiln (Fe-1)
Kobat (Qu-11) 1–1 Juzad (Qu-13) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Xanthanon (Zv-1) 0–0 Qalijan (Qu-3) (0–0 AET) (8–7 pen.)
Zyxuc (Se-4) 1–1 Sklot (Nx-1) (1–2 AET)
Walpoc (Se-1) 2–2 Kozon (Qy-18) (2–3 AET)
Dynynon (Qu-1) 2–0 Vetynol (Xy-1)
Trosoc (Qy-11) 1–1 Atlant (Qy-3) (1–2 AET)
Vlosk (Qu-6) 5–2 Homarl (Qj-2)
Qandon (Qu-8) 2–0 Xarpin (Fe-5)
Poldanz (Qy-2) 3–0 Lovtynal (Zx-1)

Of course, sixty-two clubs qualified for this cup, but only sixty are in play, to allow the field to reduce to thirty-two, a power of two, before the next round. The previous season’s Puk Zama & Pug Qusmyra champions are entitled to an automatic berth in the next round, but as both descriptions apply to Qastyr, the second automatic berth falls to last year’s Puk Zama runners-up, Koflir. They were lucky to get those spots, as it was a wild First Round. Eight of the eighteen Pug Qusmyra sides in competition were eliminated, with only Estraj & Trosoc being defeated by fellow Pug Qusmyra sides (Werzin & Atlant, respectively), in what were the marquee matchups of the day. Indeed, lower-league sides were also capable of playing well, as Qalijan found out all too well. The newly-promoted side were the victims of a remarkable giant-slaying from Xanthanon. The side which competed in Pug Zeqveqa last season, & is widely pegged for relegation back there from Pug Fedala, kept a clean sheet for one hundred twenty minutes against a club with four wins in five matches to start the Pug Qusmyra season. It went to penalties, & the drama was palpable, as all eleven players on the pitch for each team stepped up to the spot. In the end, tied seven-all, Qalijan goalkeeper Meron-Etern Len’s shot was saved, & their counterpart slotted it home to instantly become a club legend.



Matchday Six
Estraj 2–1 Atlant
Poldanz 4–6 Ixic
Qasym 0–1 Koflir
Rejin 1–2 Vlonz
Trosoc 1–0 Niom
Werzin 4–1 Qastyr
Fryvvyn 0–0 Lilnim
Poljak 0–1 Qalijan
Zwac 0–1 Dynynon
Brel 0–3 Trew

There were many matches for defensive-minded purists on this matchday, with seven clean sheets & seven more clubs scoring only once, leading to four 1-0 scorelines & a single scoreless draw. One match to buck that trend was that of Poldanz & Ixic, as Ixic sought to make a statement as visitors to the top team on the table. If Ixic can produce more results like that against quality opposition, they may stick around in the top flight for a while longer yet. Meanwhile, Koflir was able to use their Puk Zama break well, regathering after their first concessions of the season to post yet another clean sheet, this time in Qanz against Qasym. Qastyr was unable to do the same, however, as they got humiliated 4-1 against Werzin, giving the hosts their first win of the season. Six matchdays in, then, Qastyr stands fifteenth on five points from one win, two draws, & three losses. They are only a single point above Fryvvyn & Dynynon, both in the relegation zone. After a season in which Qastyr won Puk Zama & Pug Qusmyra, being the only club in Qusmo with UICA Champions’ Cup experience & having reached the UICA Globe Cup Playoff Round, & having twice the number of foreigners as any other Qusma club, consigning several national team players to the bench, there is absolutely no reason Qastyr should be stuck in such a rut. Qastyr simply does not have the quality of a club to be in danger of relegation; it may still be early, but if they end the season anywhere remotely near where they are now, hard questions will have to be asked of how this happened.

Niflic 0–3 Polxar
Mupetyn 1–4 Gelf
Brakjon 3–3 Qandon
Kozon 1–2 Mostew
Xapon 2–2 Juzad
Renan 2–0 Samerter
Oytrow 0–0 Atlov
Liczak 1–2 Ukunut
Vlosk 3–2 Abork
Kobat 1–4 Atlark

Puk Juzuna
Zwac Juzuna 3–0 Dynynon Juzuna
Ixic Juzuna 3–0 Qalijan Juzuna
Poljak Juzuna 0–1 Qasym Juzuna
Fryvvyn Juzuna 0–1 Lilnim Juzuna

Puk Juzuna is back again, & Pug Qusmyra looks to try out their youth, with a goal of evaluating in a competitive environment which players might perform well in their senior teams. As all the parent clubs of all of last season’s semifinalists currently play in Pug Qusmyra, the twenty Pug Qusmyra clubs & no others have been invited, resulting in an eight-club First Round, pitting the academies of the newly-promoted teams against those of clubs which finished thirteenth through seventeenth in Pug Qusmyra last season. As is to be expected in a preliminary round of a youth tournament, some matches were not the best in quality; Zwac Juzuna & Qasym Juzuna did not win so much as Dynynon Juzuna & Poljak Juzuna lost. However, there were some good displays. Lilnim Juzuna played well in a tightly-contested away win, while Ixic Juzuna looked stellar at home against an admittedly lacklustre Qalijan Juzuna.



Matchday Seven
Trew 1–2 Estraj
Dynynon 0–1 Brel
Qalijan 0–1 Zwac
Lilnim 1–0 Poljak
Qastyr 5–4 Fryvvyn
Niom 0–1 Werzin
Vlonz 3–2 Trosoc
Koflir 1–0 Rejin
Ixic 2–2 Qasym
Atlant 2–2 Poldanz

One of the most-anticipated matchups of the season took place on Matchday Seven, as Atlant hosted Poldanz. One of last season’s best offenses faced last season’s best defense; the teams both made it to the Globe Cup last season & are favourites to do so again. If Qastyr’s form falters, the matchup could be vital to staging a challenge for the league title. However, neither team had such luck, as an exciting day saw the two teams split points. However, at the top of the table, leaders Trew & second-place Qalijan were unable to take advantage, with both losing at home. That allowed Poldanz to hurdle both - but they still are not leading Pug Qusmyra, as a tight but important win allowed them to move from fifth to first, given the results from clubs in front of them. Speaking of Atlant, their vaunted defense has been struggling for form of late; they have conceded twice in each of their last two matches, leading them to pick up only one point from a possible six. If Atlant wants to get back into the Globe Cup picture - which it fell out of this matchday - it needs to regain its normally surefire defensive form.

Atlark 1–3 Niflic
Abork 1–4 Kobat
Ukunut 1–0 Vlosk
Atlov 1–0 Liczak
Samerter 0–1 Oytrow
Juzad 3–0 Renan
Mostew 2–2 Xapon
Qandon 2–3 Kozon
Gelf 1–0 Brakjon
Polxar 3–3 Mupetyn

Puk Zala
Norcaz (Fe) 1–1 Sklot (Re) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Sanut (Re) 0–0 Uvuzul (Se) (1–0 AET)
Onzorten (Nx) 0–2 Pronmon (Tu)
Wintremp (Zx) 0–0 Vloxid (Ny) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Dynabat (Fe) 3–0 Xanthanon (Fe)
Jaxac (Xv) 5–1 Torfaw (Se)
Mercad (Se) 3–0 Joluk (Se)
Worcaj (Fe) 3–0 Telarfat (Zy)
Kenbar (Re) 0–1 Oycern (Nx)
Pontanol (Se) 2–0 Lancat (Fe)
Vloran (Se) 1–1 Qajarz (Nv) (2–1 AET)
Rajalaj (Nv) 1–1 Grolvot (Xy) (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Halton (Fe) 4–0 Klentamp (Zy)
Xinirij (Xv) 1–1 Govarv (Xy) (1–2 AET)
Walart (Se) 1–0 Teluryd (Zv)
Ozozov (Tu) 5–1 Dinablov (Zv)
Zrocoltan (Nx) 2–1 Ezelern (Nv)
Acemif (Xy) 2–0 Blombarn (Nv)
Sertyp (Re) 1–3 Dresdrec (Tu)
Imicil (Zv) 1–2 Harinaj (Zx)
Gantew (Re) 3–0 Helavet (Zx)
Fynavar (Xy) 1–1 Lendat (Se) (2–1 AET)
Vazed (Tu) 3–0 Wolzarn (Ny)
Oyazec (Re) 0–0 Mrelit (Tu) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Apernat (Zx) 0–1 Pygmon (Ny)
Twelan (Se) 2–2 Zerant (Xy) (4–2 AET)
Heraklin (Xy) 2–1 Meltanat (Xv)
Sundarp (Nx) 2–0 Xylical (Zy)
Lajag (Tu) 3–1 Geralp (Re)
Mraxatac (Xv) 0–2 Generag (Nx)
Ixijik (Xv) 2–1 Brelatev (Nv)
Oporton (Re) 1–1 Ervor (Re) (1–2 AET)
Sporatin (Xv) 0–1 Lemveds (Nx)
Atlezic (Nx) 0–0 Gallinop (Re) (0–2 AET)
Monjon (Zy) 2–2 Nervador (Se) (4–2 AET)
Escal (Re) 0–1 Welbut (Se)
Vetynol (Tu) 4–1 Klopokon (Ny)
Ejurn (Re) 1–0 Dolatop (Zv)
Yeflerb (Tu) 2–0 Lovtynal (Se)
Kelikac (Xy) 2–3 Norfad (Se)
Kronnic (Se) 0–1 Humaten (Tu)
Senjid (Tu) 3–1 Huskalan (Xy)
Lacord (Se) 1–1 Certavac (Se) (1–2 AET)
Plovoc (Zy) 1–2 Jorklic (Xv)
Cinfad (Fe) 3–0 Sifabted (Nv)
Zivirtad (Tu) 1–1 Brinlop (Re) (1–1 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Porgonal (Tu) 1–0 Vranzalam (Zx)
Radazav (Se) 2–1 Ovorlorn (Ny)
Ulaktorn (Xv) 1–1 Yentaz (Fe) (1–2 AET)
Yonbozef (Ny) 1–3 Ulornov (Se)
Atlerav (Nx) 1–2 Olilnorn (Tu)
Tynatin (Zv) 1–3 Grantak (Nv)
Setlyc (Fe) 3–0 Kolomb (Tu)
Unorlor (Fe) 3–1 Ekarcal (Nx)
Hopoltov (Zv) 1–1 Delaj (Tu) (2–3 AET)
Riliniv (Nv) 3–2 Preneryan (Zy)
Uzulv (Fe) 1–0 Neralk (Fe)
Sylav (Fe) 1–1 Kalarnat (Ny) (2–1 AET)
Hinzonym (Zx) 1–2 Wekinol (Zx)
Enzrel (Re) 0–2 Yinzil (Re)
Yarinir (Tu) 0–0 Fenzaj (Tu) (3–0 AET)
Belaporb (Re) 2–1 Mordaz (Nx)
Tancorn (Zv) 0–2 Qapax (Fe)
Belorax (Ny) 2–1 Mopwab (Xy)
Walarcat (Xv) 1–2 Yezertef (Fe)
Ortonyl (Nx) 5–2 Winzker (Xv)
Xoraltyn (Zx) 2–1 Zrintal (Se)
Saporn (Re) 1–0 Qazarl (Fe)
Minetren (Re) 2–1 Froplak (Ny)
Zokod (Zx) 2–0 Krikyr (Xy)
Coronof (Zy) 1–2 Wyzlat (Ny)
Glontob (Re) 1–1 Atlorn (Nx) (2–2 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Welargab (Ny) 2–0 Suwarnat (Nx)
Irkib (Fe) 3–0 Venator (Ny)
Xefax (Fe) 2–0 Bylorn (Ny)
Matkag (Fe) 1–0 Foraz (Tu)
Minbuz (Tu) 2–1 Fezax (Tu)
Ploravat (Zy) 1–0 Ilixil (Fe)
Elabor (Re) 4–2 Bilzorn (Ny)
Usuvuk (Zx) 2–0 Carajak (Se)

Clubs from the fourth tier of football in Qusmo took to the scene in the Second Preliminary Round, & most of them performed well when they were paired against fifth-tier clubs. However, there were, of course, a few exceptions. Notably, one of the most lopsided results of the tournament so far - a 5-1 Jaxac home win over Torfaw - saw a Pug Xeqveqa club trounce a Pug Serana side. Only one team won by four goals in the First Preliminary Round, & Jaxac was one of only three clubs to win by that margin in this round. No club has yet to win by more than five goals thus far in this tournament. Speaking of big margins of victory, Yarinir seemed to completely demolish fellow Pug Tumata side Fenzaj, picking up a 3-0 win. However, with a closer inspection, one can see that the match was actually scoreless after ninety; all three goals were scored in extra time. Fenzaj will surely be put through the paces to work on their stamina after coming apart in the extra half hour - & Jaxac will surely hope that they’ve put teams on notice heading into the Third Preliminary Round.



Matchday Eight
Estraj 2–2 Poldanz
Qasym 1–0 Atlant
Rejin 3–2 Ixic
Trosoc 3–4 Koflir
Werzin 2–2 Vlonz
Fryvvyn 1–0 Niom
Poljak 1–2 Qastyr
Zwac 0–0 Lilnim
Brel 1–3 Qalijan
Trew 1–1 Dynynon

Koflir came into their match with Trosoc having scored only six goals & conceded only twice over the course of seven matches. It didn’t seem terribly likely that that record would change; they had only conceded in one match all season, back in Matchday Five against Poldanz, & they were facing one of Qusmo’s best goalkeepers, if not the best. Surprisingly, though, it was the most prolific match of the Matchday Eight fixtures, as Koflir scored four - doubling their previous single-match high this season, & nearly doubling their goals tally for the entire season thus far - & conceded three - one more than they had let in through all seven matches they have played in all competitions so far combined. Still, they earned three points, moving them into the UICA places. Meanwhile, Qalijan earned a road win with a healthy margin, catapulting them from fourth to first on the table after draws from third-place Trew, second-place Poldanz, & first-place Lilnim. Qastyr is continuing to slowly climb up the table, moving up to ninth with a win, & Rejin finally picked up a win, giving them seven points - & seventeenth position on the table. All five of the teams which earned international competition spots from Pug Qusmyra last season are doing worse now than they finished last year, with Poldanz being the only one in position to advance to the Globe Cup among that group.

Niflic 3–3 Mupetyn
Brakjon 2–0 Polxar
Kozon 3–3 Gelf
Xapon 0–5 Qandon
Renan 2–0 Mostew
Oytrow 0–0 Juzad
Liczak 0–2 Samerter
Vlosk 0–1 Atlov
Kobat 1–0 Ukunut
Atlark 1–0 Abork

Puk Zama
Qasym (Qy-14) 1–2 Poldanz (Qy-2)
Xapon (Qj-1) 2–2 Brajit (Qj-4) (2–2 AET) (1–2 pen.)
Ixic (Qu-2) 3–0 Brel (Qy-12)
Zwac (Qy-13) 0–2 Koflir (Qy-6)
Vlosk (Qu-6) 2–0 Atlant (Qy-3)
Dynynon (Qu-1) 1–0 Poljak (Qy-16)
Ixiln (Fe-1) 1–1 Oytrow (Qu-14) (2–1 AET)
Juzad (Qu-13) 4–0 Sklot (Nx-1)
Mupetyn (Ql-1) 1–0 Vlonz (Qy-8)
Qastyr (Qy-1) 1–1 Gelf (Qu-16) (1–3 AET)
Xanthanon (Zv-1) 0–1 Abork (Qj-3)
Kozon (Qy-18) 2–2 Ixitil (Ql-3) (4–2 AET)
Werzin (Qy-9) 4–1 Qandon (Qu-8)
Rejin (Qy-5) 1–0 Ukunut (Qu-15)
Voraxan (Tu-3) 3–2 Niflic (Qu-7)
Samerter (Qu-10) 1–1 Atlov (Qu-5) (1–2 AET)

After skipping the First Round, last year’s Puk Zama champions & runners-up entered the fray, bringing the field to thirty-two. Puk Zama will be a straight knockout tournament from here on. Koflir took care of business in their first match, beating Zwac 2-0 on the road. However, Qastyr could not defeat Gelf - which finished only one spot above the relegation zone in second-tier Pug Qusma last season - in ninety minutes, before conceding two extra time goals to be eliminated from the competition they won last year in a stunning result. Speaking of stunning results, Xanthanon, the heroes of the previous round, were dispatched in melodramatic fashion by Abork. Sklot, the other club representing the fifth tier in the mix, were torn apart 4-0 by Juzad. Fans of underdogs will be rooting for Ixiln & Voraxan, the two teams recently promoted from the fourth tier who made it to the Sedecifinals, which both earned close home wins against Pug Qusma opposition. Meanwhile, those who want to see Pug Qusmyra teams succeed in this tournament have to be disappointed, as seven of the twelve clubs in action lost in the Sedecifinals. With only five top-flight teams among the final sixteen, it figures to be a topsy-turvy Puk Zama ahead.



Matchday Nine
Dynynon 2–1 Estraj
Qalijan 2–0 Trew
Lilnim 1–0 Brel
Qastyr 4–1 Zwac
Niom 0–0 Poljak
Vlonz 2–3 Fryvvyn
Koflir 0–1 Werzin
Ixic 1–0 Trosoc
Atlant 0–1 Rejin
Poldanz 5–3 Qasym

Qastyr did not have a high-profile fixture on Matchday Nine, but they used it as a statement of intent - & a stepping stone into seventh place on the table. They seem to be recovering from their poor early-season form, & now they are approaching the teams which were expected to be UICA contenders at the outset of the season. Rejin also seems to have stepped out of their funk, beating a formidable Atlant team on the road to move to thirteenth - & to drop their opponents to sixth, just above Qastyr. All in all, the clubs projected to finish in the top five occupy the third through seventh spots on the table, but the league is being paced by two surprise clubs: Lilnim, at twenty points, & Qalijan, at twenty-one. Both posted clean sheets in home wins, with Qalijan’s 2-0 victory over Trew being especially impressive. It remains to be seen, however, whether these teams will be able to maintain their place at the top or whether the pack of contenders below them will realize their preseason expectations.

Abork 0–1 Niflic
Ukunut 2–2 Atlark
Atlov 1–0 Kobat
Samerter 4–2 Vlosk
Juzad 0–0 Liczak
Mostew 3–1 Oytrow
Qandon 1–0 Renan
Gelf 0–2 Xapon
Polxar 4–4 Kozon
Mupetyn 1–2 Brakjon

Puk Juzuna
Zwac Juzuna 0–0 Werzin Juzuna (0–0 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Rejin Juzuna 0–3 Atlant Juzuna
Poldanz Juzuna 5–1 Estraj Juzuna
Qastyr Juzuna 4–2 Qasym Juzuna
Trew Juzuna 6–1 Trosoc Juzuna
Ixic Juzuna 2–0 Koflir Juzuna
Brel Juzuna 0–2 Vlonz Juzuna
Niom Juzuna 0–1 Lilnim Juzuna

Puk Juzuna has also now introduced all the teams it will feature this season, & it was a true case of thinning the herd. Only two of eight matches were decided by a single goal or went into extra time, with only one going to extra time. There were two derbies of sorts, as the youth academies of Qastyr & Qasym did battle, as did those of Trew & Trosoc. Qastyr’s academy won in a match that was not particularly close, while Trew Juzuna absolutely blew their counterparts from Trosoc out of the water, with a 6-1 win. Poldanz Juzuna did not look shabby, either, giving Estraj Juzuna no mercy in a 5-1 effort. All these blowouts serve to highlight the skill of some members of certain clubs’ youth academies, in an effort to give them playing time with the senior team; hopefully, though, the Quarterfinals will have some closer results in store.



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.  Pug Qusmyra           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Qalijan 9 7 0 2 14 5 +9 21
2 Lilnim 9 6 2 1 13 4 +9 20
3 Poldanz 9 6 2 1 24 17 +7 20
4 Koflir 9 5 2 2 10 6 +4 17
5 Trew 9 5 1 3 23 15 +8 16
6 Atlant 9 4 2 3 15 10 +5 14
7 Qastyr 9 4 2 3 24 20 +4 14
8 Estraj 9 4 2 3 15 15 0 14
9 Ixic 9 4 1 4 24 22 +2 13
10 Poljak 9 4 1 4 12 14 −2 13
11 Werzin 9 3 3 3 13 13 0 12
12 Trosoc 9 3 1 5 17 15 +2 10
13 Rejin 9 3 1 5 11 14 −3 10
14 Brel 9 3 1 5 10 13 −3 10
15 Fryvvyn 9 3 1 5 12 17 −5 10
16 Zwac 9 3 1 5 11 16 −5 10
17 Vlonz 9 3 1 5 17 26 −9 10
18 Niom 9 2 2 5 7 8 −1 8
19 Dynynon 9 2 2 5 9 17 −8 8
20 Qasym 9 1 2 6 11 25 −14 5


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.  Pug Qusma             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Atlov 9 6 2 1 10 5 +5 20
2 Juzad 9 5 3 1 15 7 +8 18
3 Polxar 9 5 2 2 25 17 +8 17
4 Kobat 9 5 2 2 10 7 +3 17
5 Qandon 9 5 1 3 22 13 +9 16
6 Kozon 9 4 3 2 21 17 +4 15
7 Niflic 9 4 2 3 18 15 +3 14
8 Ukunut 9 4 2 3 7 7 0 14
9 Renan 9 4 2 3 9 10 −1 14
10 Gelf 9 4 1 4 12 15 −3 13
11 Atlark 9 3 3 3 19 17 +2 12
12 Brakjon 9 3 1 5 11 12 −1 10
13 Samerter 9 3 1 5 17 19 −2 10
14 Abork 9 3 1 5 12 14 −2 10
15 Xapon 9 2 4 3 12 16 −4 10
16 Mostew 9 3 1 5 15 20 −5 10
17 Liczak 9 1 5 3 9 12 −3 8
18 Oytrow 9 2 2 5 5 9 −4 8
19 Vlosk 9 2 1 6 9 18 −9 7
20 Mupetyn 9 1 3 5 17 25 −8 6
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Matchday One
Poljak 2–1 Estraj
Zwac 2–1 Fryvvyn
Brel 2–2 Werzin
Trew 3–2 Trosoc
Dynynon 1–2 Rejin
Qalijan 4–1 Qasym
Lilnim 1–2 Poldanz
Qastyr 3–4 Atlant
Niom 4–1 Ixic
Vlonz 0–1 Koflir

Matchday Two
Estraj 0–0 Koflir
Ixic 6–2 Vlonz
Atlant 1–0 Niom
Poldanz 2–1 Qastyr
Qasym 0–2 Lilnim
Rejin 0–1 Qalijan
Trosoc 6–1 Dynynon
Werzin 2–3 Trew
Fryvvyn 1–4 Brel
Poljak 2–0 Zwac

Matchday Three
Zwac 2–3 Estraj
Brel 0–1 Poljak
Trew 2–0 Fryvvyn
Dynynon 1–1 Werzin
Qalijan 0–1 Trosoc
Lilnim 4–2 Rejin
Qastyr 4–0 Qasym
Niom 0–1 Poldanz
Vlonz 0–5 Atlant
Koflir 2–0 Ixic

Matchday Four
Estraj 3–5 Ixic
Atlant 0–0 Koflir
Poldanz 4–1 Vlonz
Qasym 2–2 Niom
Rejin 2–2 Qastyr
Trosoc 0–1 Lilnim
Werzin 0–1 Qalijan
Fryvvyn 1–0 Dynynon
Poljak 2–7 Trew
Zwac 1–2 Brel

Matchday Five
Brel 0–1 Estraj
Trew 3–4 Zwac
Dynynon 2–4 Poljak
Qalijan 2–1 Fryvvyn
Lilnim 3–0 Werzin
Qastyr 2–2 Trosoc
Niom 1–0 Rejin
Vlonz 5–2 Qasym
Koflir 1–2 Poldanz
Ixic 1–2 Atlant

Matchday Six
Estraj 2–1 Atlant
Poldanz 4–6 Ixic
Qasym 0–1 Koflir
Rejin 1–2 Vlonz
Trosoc 1–0 Niom
Werzin 4–1 Qastyr
Fryvvyn 0–0 Lilnim
Poljak 0–1 Qalijan
Zwac 0–1 Dynynon
Brel 0–3 Trew

Matchday Seven
Trew 1–2 Estraj
Dynynon 0–1 Brel
Qalijan 0–1 Zwac
Lilnim 1–0 Poljak
Qastyr 5–4 Fryvvyn
Niom 0–1 Werzin
Vlonz 3–2 Trosoc
Koflir 1–0 Rejin
Ixic 2–2 Qasym
Atlant 2–2 Poldanz

Matchday Eight
Estraj 2–2 Poldanz
Qasym 1–0 Atlant
Rejin 3–2 Ixic
Trosoc 3–4 Koflir
Werzin 2–2 Vlonz
Fryvvyn 1–0 Niom
Poljak 1–2 Qastyr
Zwac 0–0 Lilnim
Brel 1–3 Qalijan
Trew 1–1 Dynynon

Matchday Nine
Dynynon 2–1 Estraj
Qalijan 2–0 Trew
Lilnim 1–0 Brel
Qastyr 4–1 Zwac
Niom 0–0 Poljak
Vlonz 2–3 Fryvvyn
Koflir 0–1 Werzin
Ixic 1–0 Trosoc
Atlant 0–1 Rejin
Poldanz 5–3 Qasym

Matchday Ten
Estraj 1–0 Qasym
Rejin 0–2 Poldanz
Trosoc 0–0 Atlant
Werzin 1–1 Ixic
Fryvvyn 1–0 Koflir
Poljak 4–4 Vlonz
Zwac 0–1 Niom
Brel 0–1 Qastyr
Trew 4–2 Lilnim
Dynynon 0–1 Qalijan

Matchday Eleven
Qalijan 1–0 Estraj
Lilnim 1–3 Dynynon
Qastyr 3–0 Trew
Niom 3–0 Brel
Vlonz 3–4 Zwac
Koflir 3–0 Poljak
Ixic 1–1 Fryvvyn
Atlant 1–0 Werzin
Poldanz 2–1 Trosoc
Qasym 1–1 Rejin

Matchday Twelve
Estraj 2–3 Rejin
Trosoc 1–0 Qasym
Werzin 0–0 Poldanz
Fryvvyn 0–4 Atlant
Poljak 3–2 Ixic
Zwac 0–2 Koflir
Brel 0–2 Vlonz
Trew 3–3 Niom
Dynynon 1–2 Qastyr
Qalijan 0–1 Lilnim

Matchday Thirteen
Lilnim 3–0 Estraj
Qastyr 4–1 Qalijan
Niom 0–1 Dynynon
Vlonz 2–1 Trew
Koflir 2–0 Brel
Ixic 1–0 Zwac
Atlant 4–1 Poljak
Poldanz 4–1 Fryvvyn
Qasym 0–0 Werzin
Rejin 1–0 Trosoc

Matchday Fourteen
Estraj 0–0 Trosoc
Werzin 2–1 Rejin
Fryvvyn 1–2 Qasym
Poljak 1–4 Poldanz
Zwac 0–0 Atlant
Brel 2–1 Ixic
Trew 0–1 Koflir
Dynynon 3–1 Vlonz
Qalijan 0–1 Niom
Lilnim 1–0 Qastyr

Matchday Fifteen
Qastyr 3–2 Estraj
Niom 0–0 Lilnim
Vlonz 3–2 Qalijan
Koflir 3–0 Dynynon
Ixic 1–0 Trew
Atlant 1–1 Brel
Poldanz 4–0 Zwac
Qasym 1–1 Poljak
Rejin 3–1 Fryvvyn
Trosoc 0–1 Werzin

Matchday Sixteen
Estraj 2–2 Werzin
Fryvvyn 0–2 Trosoc
Poljak 1–1 Rejin
Zwac 0–1 Qasym
Brel 0–1 Poldanz
Trew 1–0 Atlant
Dynynon 0–1 Ixic
Qalijan 0–1 Koflir
Lilnim 1–1 Vlonz
Qastyr 0–1 Niom

Matchday Seventeen
Niom 0–1 Estraj
Vlonz 2–3 Qastyr
Koflir 0–0 Lilnim
Ixic 0–1 Qalijan
Atlant 3–2 Dynynon
Poldanz 1–4 Trew
Qasym 1–0 Brel
Rejin 1–3 Zwac
Trosoc 0–3 Poljak
Werzin 3–1 Fryvvyn

Matchday Eighteen
Estraj 5–2 Fryvvyn
Poljak 2–7 Werzin
Zwac 0–1 Trosoc
Brel 4–1 Rejin
Trew 2–1 Qasym
Dynynon 2–5 Poldanz
Qalijan 1–4 Atlant
Lilnim 1–0 Ixic
Qastyr 0–1 Koflir
Niom 2–1 Vlonz

Matchday Nineteen
Vlonz 4–1 Estraj
Koflir 2–0 Niom
Ixic 0–2 Qastyr
Atlant 1–0 Lilnim
Poldanz 3–1 Qalijan
Qasym 0–1 Dynynon
Rejin 1–1 Trew
Trosoc 2–2 Brel
Werzin 1–0 Zwac
Fryvvyn 1–0 Poljak

Matchday Twenty
Estraj 0–1 Poljak
Fryvvyn 0–0 Zwac
Werzin 3–2 Brel
Trosoc 2–1 Trew
Rejin 2–3 Dynynon
Qasym 1–0 Qalijan
Poldanz 2–1 Lilnim
Atlant 1–3 Qastyr
Ixic 2–2 Niom
Koflir 0–1 Vlonz

Matchday Twenty-One
Koflir 1–0 Estraj
Vlonz 4–3 Ixic
Niom 1–0 Atlant
Qastyr 5–4 Poldanz
Lilnim 0–1 Qasym
Qalijan 1–0 Rejin
Dynynon 2–3 Trosoc
Trew 4–3 Werzin
Brel 2–0 Fryvvyn
Zwac 1–1 Poljak

Matchday Twenty-Two
Estraj 2–1 Zwac
Poljak 1–2 Brel
Fryvvyn 2–3 Trew
Werzin 1–4 Dynynon
Trosoc 0–1 Qalijan
Rejin 0–0 Lilnim
Qasym 1–5 Qastyr
Poldanz 0–0 Niom
Atlant 2–2 Vlonz
Ixic 0–1 Koflir

Matchday Twenty-Three
Ixic 2–0 Estraj
Koflir 0–0 Atlant
Vlonz 2–3 Poldanz
Niom 2–0 Qasym
Qastyr 3–3 Rejin
Lilnim 0–1 Trosoc
Qalijan 2–1 Werzin
Dynynon 4–1 Fryvvyn
Trew 6–3 Poljak
Brel 1–2 Zwac

Matchday Twenty-Four
Estraj 1–0 Brel
Zwac 5–3 Trew
Poljak 1–2 Dynynon
Fryvvyn 0–2 Qalijan
Werzin 2–1 Lilnim
Trosoc 1–2 Qastyr
Rejin 0–1 Niom
Qasym 1–2 Vlonz
Poldanz 1–4 Koflir
Atlant 2–1 Ixic

Matchday Twenty-Five
Atlant 4–0 Estraj
Ixic 4–4 Poldanz
Koflir 3–1 Qasym
Vlonz 4–3 Rejin
Niom 0–1 Trosoc
Qastyr 3–1 Werzin
Lilnim 0–1 Fryvvyn
Qalijan 1–0 Poljak
Dynynon 0–0 Zwac
Trew 2–1 Brel

Matchday Twenty-Six
Estraj 3–3 Trew
Brel 0–0 Dynynon
Zwac 0–1 Qalijan
Poljak 0–1 Lilnim
Fryvvyn 1–3 Qastyr
Werzin 2–1 Niom
Trosoc 1–1 Vlonz
Rejin 2–1 Koflir
Qasym 0–0 Ixic
Poldanz 0–0 Atlant

Matchday Twenty-Seven
Poldanz 4–5 Estraj
Atlant 2–0 Qasym
Ixic 3–3 Rejin
Koflir 0–0 Trosoc
Vlonz 3–3 Werzin
Niom 0–0 Fryvvyn
Qastyr 2–1 Poljak
Lilnim 0–2 Zwac
Qalijan 3–1 Brel
Dynynon 1–2 Trew

Matchday Twenty-Eight
Estraj 0–1 Dynynon
Trew 3–3 Qalijan
Brel 2–3 Lilnim
Zwac 2–4 Qastyr
Poljak 1–0 Niom
Fryvvyn 5–6 Vlonz
Werzin 1–2 Koflir
Trosoc 4–2 Ixic
Rejin 0–1 Atlant
Qasym 2–3 Poldanz

Matchday Twenty-Nine
Qasym 0–1 Estraj
Poldanz 5–3 Rejin
Atlant 1–0 Trosoc
Ixic 1–3 Werzin
Koflir 3–0 Fryvvyn
Vlonz 0–3 Poljak
Niom 0–3 Zwac
Qastyr 1–1 Brel
Lilnim 0–1 Trew
Qalijan 0–2 Dynynon

Matchday Thirty
Estraj 0–0 Qalijan
Dynynon 2–3 Lilnim
Trew 1–3 Qastyr
Brel 1–0 Niom
Zwac 2–0 Vlonz
Poljak 1–0 Koflir
Fryvvyn 3–2 Ixic
Werzin 0–5 Atlant
Trosoc 1–0 Poldanz
Rejin 0–1 Qasym

Matchday Thirty-One
Rejin 2–0 Estraj
Qasym 0–2 Trosoc
Poldanz 1–0 Werzin
Atlant 3–4 Fryvvyn
Ixic 2–4 Poljak
Koflir 2–0 Zwac
Vlonz 1–0 Brel
Niom 0–0 Trew
Qastyr 2–1 Dynynon
Lilnim 0–1 Qalijan

Matchday Thirty-Two
Estraj 0–0 Lilnim
Qalijan 2–6 Qastyr
Dynynon 1–4 Niom
Trew 4–1 Vlonz
Brel 1–0 Koflir
Zwac 1–1 Ixic
Poljak 0–0 Atlant
Fryvvyn 2–6 Poldanz
Werzin 4–2 Qasym
Trosoc 2–1 Rejin

Matchday Thirty-Three
Trosoc 0–1 Estraj
Rejin 2–3 Werzin
Qasym 3–3 Fryvvyn
Poldanz 2–2 Poljak
Atlant 1–0 Zwac
Ixic 1–1 Brel
Koflir 1–0 Trew
Vlonz 2–1 Dynynon
Niom 0–1 Qalijan
Qastyr 2–2 Lilnim

Matchday Thirty-Four
Estraj 0–1 Qastyr
Lilnim 1–0 Niom
Qalijan 0–0 Vlonz
Dynynon 1–3 Koflir
Trew 3–2 Ixic
Brel 0–0 Atlant
Zwac 0–1 Poldanz
Poljak 1–0 Qasym
Fryvvyn 1–1 Rejin
Werzin 1–3 Trosoc

Matchday Thirty-Five
Werzin 3–5 Estraj
Trosoc 2–0 Fryvvyn
Rejin 2–2 Poljak
Qasym 0–0 Zwac
Poldanz 0–0 Brel
Atlant 0–2 Trew
Ixic 1–0 Dynynon
Koflir 0–0 Qalijan
Vlonz 0–3 Lilnim
Niom 0–3 Qastyr

Matchday Thirty-Six
Estraj 0–1 Niom
Qastyr 2–2 Vlonz
Lilnim 0–0 Koflir
Qalijan 3–3 Ixic
Dynynon 1–3 Atlant
Trew 1–1 Poldanz
Brel 1–0 Qasym
Zwac 0–1 Rejin
Poljak 2–3 Trosoc
Fryvvyn 0–0 Werzin

Matchday Thirty-Seven
Fryvvyn 2–2 Estraj
Werzin 2–0 Poljak
Trosoc 1–0 Zwac
Rejin 0–2 Brel
Qasym 4–3 Trew
Poldanz 1–1 Dynynon
Atlant 1–0 Qalijan
Ixic 4–2 Lilnim
Koflir 0–2 Qastyr
Vlonz 2–3 Niom

Matchday Thirty-Eight
Estraj 0–1 Vlonz
Niom 1–1 Koflir
Qastyr 1–2 Ixic
Lilnim 0–1 Atlant
Qalijan 3–3 Poldanz
Dynynon 2–1 Qasym
Trew 2–0 Rejin
Brel 0–2 Trosoc
Zwac 4–2 Werzin
Poljak 2–2 Fryvvyn


.  Pug Qusmyra           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Qastyr 38 25 6 7 95 55 +40 81 Qavazujz Cez kujz Pug Qusmyra & UICA Champions’ Cup 72 & Rushmori Copa de Campeones 45
2 Poldanz 38 21 11 6 91 63 +28 74 UICA Globe Cup 69 & Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup 47
3 Koflir 38 22 8 8 47 19 +28 74 UICA Globe Cup 69
4 Atlant 38 20 10 8 60 30 +30 70 UICA Globe Cup 69
5 Trew 38 19 7 12 83 65 +18 64
6 Trosoc 38 19 6 13 53 39 +14 63
7 Qalijan 38 19 6 13 46 43 +3 63
8 Lilnim 38 15 9 14 40 35 +5 54
9 Werzin 38 15 9 14 65 66 −1 54
10 Vlonz 38 15 8 15 74 86 −12 53
11 Niom 38 13 9 16 34 35 −1 48
12 Estraj 38 13 8 17 49 60 −11 47
13 Poljak 38 12 9 17 54 69 −15 45
14 Dynynon 38 13 5 20 51 64 −13 44
15 Ixic 38 11 10 17 68 74 −6 43
16 Brel 38 11 8 19 37 48 −11 41
17 Zwac 38 11 7 20 41 52 −11 40
18 Rejin 38 9 9 20 49 66 −17 36 Runavorat
19 Fryvvyn 38 8 9 21 48 85 −37 33 Runavorat
20 Qasym 38 8 8 22 36 67 −31 32 Runavorat



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Matchday One
Liczak 2–2 Niflic
Vlosk 1–0 Oytrow
Kobat 1–1 Renan
Atlark 2–2 Xapon
Abork 2–1 Kozon
Ukunut 1–0 Brakjon
Atlov 1–0 Mupetyn
Samerter 3–5 Polxar
Juzad 4–0 Gelf
Mostew 1–3 Qandon

Matchday Two
Niflic 2–3 Qandon
Gelf 1–0 Mostew
Polxar 2–3 Juzad
Mupetyn 2–2 Samerter
Brakjon 0–1 Atlov
Kozon 0–0 Ukunut
Xapon 2–2 Abork
Renan 1–0 Atlark
Oytrow 0–1 Kobat
Liczak 1–1 Vlosk

Matchday Three
Vlosk 0–4 Niflic
Kobat 0–0 Liczak
Atlark 1–2 Oytrow
Abork 3–0 Renan
Ukunut 0–2 Xapon
Atlov 1–3 Kozon
Samerter 2–3 Brakjon
Juzad 2–1 Mupetyn
Mostew 2–5 Polxar
Qandon 0–1 Gelf

Matchday Four
Niflic 3–2 Gelf
Polxar 1–0 Qandon
Mupetyn 4–3 Mostew
Brakjon 0–1 Juzad
Kozon 4–3 Samerter
Xapon 0–2 Atlov
Renan 1–0 Ukunut
Oytrow 1–2 Abork
Liczak 4–4 Atlark
Vlosk 0–1 Kobat

Matchday Five
Kobat 1–0 Niflic
Atlark 4–2 Vlosk
Abork 0–1 Liczak
Ukunut 1–0 Oytrow
Atlov 2–2 Renan
Samerter 1–0 Xapon
Juzad 0–2 Kozon
Mostew 2–1 Brakjon
Qandon 5–2 Mupetyn
Gelf 0–2 Polxar

Matchday Six
Niflic 0–3 Polxar
Mupetyn 1–4 Gelf
Brakjon 3–3 Qandon
Kozon 1–2 Mostew
Xapon 2–2 Juzad
Renan 2–0 Samerter
Oytrow 0–0 Atlov
Liczak 1–2 Ukunut
Vlosk 3–2 Abork
Kobat 1–4 Atlark

Matchday Seven
Atlark 1–3 Niflic
Abork 1–4 Kobat
Ukunut 1–0 Vlosk
Atlov 1–0 Liczak
Samerter 0–1 Oytrow
Juzad 3–0 Renan
Mostew 2–2 Xapon
Qandon 2–3 Kozon
Gelf 1–0 Brakjon
Polxar 3–3 Mupetyn

Matchday Eight
Niflic 3–3 Mupetyn
Brakjon 2–0 Polxar
Kozon 3–3 Gelf
Xapon 0–5 Qandon
Renan 2–0 Mostew
Oytrow 0–0 Juzad
Liczak 0–2 Samerter
Vlosk 0–1 Atlov
Kobat 1–0 Ukunut
Atlark 1–0 Abork

Matchday Nine
Abork 0–1 Niflic
Ukunut 2–2 Atlark
Atlov 1–0 Kobat
Samerter 4–2 Vlosk
Juzad 0–0 Liczak
Mostew 3–1 Oytrow
Qandon 1–0 Renan
Gelf 0–2 Xapon
Polxar 4–4 Kozon
Mupetyn 1–2 Brakjon

Matchday Ten
Niflic 0–1 Brakjon
Kozon 3–1 Mupetyn
Xapon 3–1 Polxar
Renan 0–1 Gelf
Oytrow 2–5 Qandon
Liczak 4–3 Mostew
Vlosk 3–2 Juzad
Kobat 2–2 Samerter
Atlark 1–1 Atlov
Abork 1–0 Ukunut

Matchday Eleven
Ukunut 0–2 Niflic
Atlov 1–1 Abork
Samerter 3–4 Atlark
Juzad 0–0 Kobat
Mostew 4–4 Vlosk
Qandon 2–3 Liczak
Gelf 1–0 Oytrow
Polxar 3–2 Renan
Mupetyn 3–6 Xapon
Brakjon 0–1 Kozon

Matchday Twelve
Niflic 5–0 Kozon
Xapon 3–1 Brakjon
Renan 1–0 Mupetyn
Oytrow 3–5 Polxar
Liczak 0–0 Gelf
Vlosk 3–1 Qandon
Kobat 0–0 Mostew
Atlark 5–0 Juzad
Abork 1–1 Samerter
Ukunut 0–2 Atlov

Matchday Thirteen
Atlov 0–0 Niflic
Samerter 1–1 Ukunut
Juzad 1–0 Abork
Mostew 1–1 Atlark
Qandon 0–0 Kobat
Gelf 0–0 Vlosk
Polxar 0–1 Liczak
Mupetyn 1–1 Oytrow
Brakjon 0–1 Renan
Kozon 3–5 Xapon

Matchday Fourteen
Niflic 3–4 Xapon
Renan 0–2 Kozon
Oytrow 2–0 Brakjon
Liczak 1–2 Mupetyn
Vlosk 2–3 Polxar
Kobat 3–0 Gelf
Atlark 0–1 Qandon
Abork 2–1 Mostew
Ukunut 1–0 Juzad
Atlov 1–1 Samerter

Matchday Fifteen
Samerter 0–2 Niflic
Juzad 0–2 Atlov
Mostew 6–3 Ukunut
Qandon 2–2 Abork
Gelf 0–0 Atlark
Polxar 1–1 Kobat
Mupetyn 2–3 Vlosk
Brakjon 3–1 Liczak
Kozon 1–0 Oytrow
Xapon 0–1 Renan

Matchday Sixteen
Niflic 1–0 Renan
Oytrow 2–3 Xapon
Liczak 1–2 Kozon
Vlosk 0–3 Brakjon
Kobat 0–0 Mupetyn
Atlark 2–1 Polxar
Abork 1–0 Gelf
Ukunut 2–1 Qandon
Atlov 0–0 Mostew
Samerter 1–0 Juzad

Matchday Seventeen
Juzad 0–3 Niflic
Mostew 1–2 Samerter
Qandon 0–1 Atlov
Gelf 2–3 Ukunut
Polxar 2–0 Abork
Mupetyn 0–5 Atlark
Brakjon 1–3 Kobat
Kozon 4–2 Vlosk
Xapon 5–3 Liczak
Renan 1–0 Oytrow

Matchday Eighteen
Niflic 3–2 Oytrow
Liczak 1–1 Renan
Vlosk 2–2 Xapon
Kobat 1–0 Kozon
Atlark 2–0 Brakjon
Abork 1–2 Mupetyn
Ukunut 3–6 Polxar
Atlov 0–0 Gelf
Samerter 2–1 Qandon
Juzad 4–0 Mostew

Matchday Nineteen
Mostew 1–2 Niflic
Qandon 2–2 Juzad
Gelf 0–0 Samerter
Polxar 4–4 Atlov
Mupetyn 0–1 Ukunut
Brakjon 1–0 Abork
Kozon 0–4 Atlark
Xapon 0–1 Kobat
Renan 2–2 Vlosk
Oytrow 1–3 Liczak

Matchday Twenty
Niflic 5–0 Liczak
Oytrow 0–1 Vlosk
Renan 1–0 Kobat
Xapon 2–2 Atlark
Kozon 2–0 Abork
Brakjon 0–1 Ukunut
Mupetyn 0–0 Atlov
Polxar 2–1 Samerter
Gelf 1–1 Juzad
Qandon 1–1 Mostew

Matchday Twenty-One
Qandon 2–4 Niflic
Mostew 2–4 Gelf
Juzad 1–2 Polxar
Samerter 1–3 Mupetyn
Atlov 1–0 Brakjon
Ukunut 0–1 Kozon
Abork 2–1 Xapon
Atlark 0–1 Renan
Kobat 2–0 Oytrow
Vlosk 0–1 Liczak

Matchday Twenty-Two
Niflic 1–3 Vlosk
Liczak 0–1 Kobat
Oytrow 1–0 Atlark
Renan 1–0 Abork
Xapon 0–0 Ukunut
Kozon 0–0 Atlov
Brakjon 2–1 Samerter
Mupetyn 2–3 Juzad
Polxar 2–1 Mostew
Gelf 0–1 Qandon

Matchday Twenty-Three
Gelf 1–1 Niflic
Qandon 3–2 Polxar
Mostew 3–3 Mupetyn
Juzad 2–3 Brakjon
Samerter 1–1 Kozon
Atlov 1–0 Xapon
Ukunut 1–1 Renan
Abork 1–5 Oytrow
Atlark 5–2 Liczak
Kobat 0–1 Vlosk

Matchday Twenty-Four
Niflic 1–0 Kobat
Vlosk 1–2 Atlark
Liczak 0–0 Abork
Oytrow 1–0 Ukunut
Renan 1–0 Atlov
Xapon 0–1 Samerter
Kozon 1–0 Juzad
Brakjon 2–2 Mostew
Mupetyn 2–3 Qandon
Polxar 4–2 Gelf

Matchday Twenty-Five
Polxar 2–4 Niflic
Gelf 0–1 Mupetyn
Qandon 4–0 Brakjon
Mostew 1–2 Kozon
Juzad 1–1 Xapon
Samerter 3–1 Renan
Atlov 0–1 Oytrow
Ukunut 3–0 Liczak
Abork 1–0 Vlosk
Atlark 0–3 Kobat

Matchday Twenty-Six
Niflic 0–2 Atlark
Kobat 1–0 Abork
Vlosk 5–3 Ukunut
Liczak 2–2 Atlov
Oytrow 0–0 Samerter
Renan 1–0 Juzad
Xapon 0–1 Mostew
Kozon 1–1 Qandon
Brakjon 0–1 Gelf
Mupetyn 1–3 Polxar

Matchday Twenty-Seven
Mupetyn 2–3 Niflic
Polxar 1–0 Brakjon
Gelf 0–2 Kozon
Qandon 2–2 Xapon
Mostew 0–1 Renan
Juzad 1–3 Oytrow
Samerter 1–0 Liczak
Atlov 4–1 Vlosk
Ukunut 1–0 Kobat
Abork 1–2 Atlark

Matchday Twenty-Eight
Niflic 1–1 Abork
Atlark 1–0 Ukunut
Kobat 2–3 Atlov
Vlosk 4–1 Samerter
Liczak 1–2 Juzad
Oytrow 1–1 Mostew
Renan 1–1 Qandon
Xapon 1–0 Gelf
Kozon 2–3 Polxar
Brakjon 2–3 Mupetyn

Matchday Twenty-Nine
Brakjon 0–1 Niflic
Mupetyn 2–1 Kozon
Polxar 1–3 Xapon
Gelf 0–1 Renan
Qandon 2–0 Oytrow
Mostew 4–4 Liczak
Juzad 1–1 Vlosk
Samerter 2–0 Kobat
Atlov 0–0 Atlark
Ukunut 0–1 Abork

Matchday Thirty
Niflic 2–3 Ukunut
Abork 0–3 Atlov
Atlark 1–1 Samerter
Kobat 1–1 Juzad
Vlosk 3–2 Mostew
Liczak 2–3 Qandon
Oytrow 0–1 Gelf
Renan 0–2 Polxar
Xapon 4–3 Mupetyn
Kozon 1–1 Brakjon

Matchday Thirty-One
Kozon 2–4 Niflic
Brakjon 3–3 Xapon
Mupetyn 2–4 Renan
Polxar 0–1 Oytrow
Gelf 0–3 Liczak
Qandon 3–3 Vlosk
Mostew 0–2 Kobat
Juzad 1–1 Atlark
Samerter 1–3 Abork
Atlov 1–0 Ukunut

Matchday Thirty-Two
Niflic 0–1 Atlov
Ukunut 3–1 Samerter
Abork 0–1 Juzad
Atlark 2–2 Mostew
Kobat 1–2 Qandon
Vlosk 2–1 Gelf
Liczak 3–3 Polxar
Oytrow 1–1 Mupetyn
Renan 0–1 Brakjon
Xapon 2–4 Kozon

Matchday Thirty-Three
Xapon 2–2 Niflic
Kozon 1–2 Renan
Brakjon 0–0 Oytrow
Mupetyn 2–3 Liczak
Polxar 3–3 Vlosk
Gelf 0–1 Kobat
Qandon 3–2 Atlark
Mostew 3–1 Abork
Juzad 1–0 Ukunut
Samerter 1–4 Atlov

Matchday Thirty-Four
Niflic 0–0 Samerter
Atlov 1–0 Juzad
Ukunut 1–0 Mostew
Abork 2–2 Qandon
Atlark 2–0 Gelf
Kobat 1–2 Polxar
Vlosk 5–3 Mupetyn
Liczak 1–2 Brakjon
Oytrow 0–1 Kozon
Renan 3–3 Xapon

Matchday Thirty-Five
Renan 0–0 Niflic
Xapon 3–1 Oytrow
Kozon 4–4 Liczak
Brakjon 1–1 Vlosk
Mupetyn 0–1 Kobat
Polxar 0–1 Atlark
Gelf 0–2 Abork
Qandon 1–1 Ukunut
Mostew 0–2 Atlov
Juzad 2–3 Samerter

Matchday Thirty-Six
Niflic 0–0 Juzad
Samerter 5–3 Mostew
Atlov 1–3 Qandon
Ukunut 2–0 Gelf
Abork 1–2 Polxar
Atlark 5–2 Mupetyn
Kobat 0–0 Brakjon
Vlosk 3–1 Kozon
Liczak 1–1 Xapon
Oytrow 0–0 Renan

Matchday Thirty-Seven
Oytrow 3–1 Niflic
Renan 0–0 Liczak
Xapon 2–5 Vlosk
Kozon 6–1 Kobat
Brakjon 0–1 Atlark
Mupetyn 1–2 Abork
Polxar 2–1 Ukunut
Gelf 0–0 Atlov
Qandon 1–1 Samerter
Mostew 2–4 Juzad

Matchday Thirty-Eight
Niflic 4–4 Mostew
Juzad 2–2 Qandon
Samerter 0–1 Gelf
Atlov 1–1 Polxar
Ukunut 2–5 Mupetyn
Abork 1–0 Brakjon
Atlark 1–2 Kozon
Kobat 0–0 Xapon
Vlosk 2–2 Renan
Liczak 1–0 Oytrow


.  Pug Qusma             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Atlov 38 19 15 4 47 24 +23 72 Qavazujz Cez kujz Pug Qusma & Buvanorat & UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69
2 Polxar 38 21 7 10 88 68 +20 70 Buvanorat & UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69
3 Atlark 38 18 11 9 73 46 +27 65 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qusma
4 Kozon 38 19 8 11 72 62 +10 65 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qusma
5 Niflic 38 18 10 10 73 51 +22 64 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qusma
6 Renan 38 17 11 10 39 36 +3 62 Qavazujz Cez kujz Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qusma & UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69
7 Qandon 38 16 13 9 77 58 +19 61
8 Kobat 38 16 11 11 38 31 +7 59
9 Vlosk 38 15 10 13 74 73 +1 55
10 Xapon 38 13 14 11 73 69 +4 53
11 Ukunut 38 15 6 17 43 51 −8 51
12 Juzad 38 12 12 14 48 50 −2 48
13 Samerter 38 12 11 15 55 63 −8 47
14 Abork 38 13 7 18 40 51 −11 46
15 Liczak 38 9 14 15 55 69 −14 41
16 Brakjon 38 11 7 20 38 50 −12 40
17 Gelf 38 10 9 19 28 48 −20 39 Runavorat
18 Oytrow 38 10 8 20 36 48 −12 38 Runavorat
19 Mupetyn 38 8 8 22 66 93 −27 32 Runavorat
20 Mostew 38 6 12 20 64 86 −22 30 Runavorat


Puk Buvanorata Cez kujz Pug Qusma
Atlark 0–1 Renan
Kozon 1–2 Niflic
Niflic 0–1 Renan


.  Pug Qelama             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Truret 38 21 10 7 66 45 +21 73 Qavazujz Cez kujz Pug Qelama & Buvanorat
2 Atlemp 38 20 8 10 62 43 +19 68 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelama
3 Ixiln 38 19 11 8 50 33 +17 68 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelama
4 Ixitil 38 18 10 10 65 42 +23 64 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelama
5 Xerop 38 19 7 12 59 50 +9 64 Qavazujz Cez kujz Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelama
6 Trilc 38 17 10 11 70 50 +20 61
7 Dycac 38 18 7 13 58 50 +8 61
8 Bulax 38 17 7 14 62 55 +7 58
9 Atloriz 38 15 10 13 48 48 0 55
10 Qaladaf 38 14 12 12 57 53 +4 54
11 Relloz 38 16 6 16 53 52 +1 54
12 Krazax 38 13 12 13 56 62 −6 51
13 Saflon 38 12 14 12 47 41 +6 50
14 Nipox 38 14 8 16 57 63 −6 50
15 Cartef 38 12 10 16 45 52 −7 46
16 Noravat 38 11 11 16 47 51 −4 44
17 Walpoc 38 10 7 21 39 62 −23 37 Runavorat
18 Xarpin 38 6 14 18 40 61 −21 32 Runavorat
19 Wypink 38 8 6 24 46 80 −34 30 Runavorat
20 Sererek 38 8 4 26 37 71 −34 28 Runavorat


Puk Buvanorata Cez kujz Pug Qelama
Atlemp 1–1 Xerop (1–2 AET)
Ixiln 0–1 Ixitil
Ixitil 0–0 Xerop (0–0 AET) (2–3 pen.)


.  Pug Qelamajza          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brajit 38 21 6 11 69 50 +19 69 Qavazujz Cez kujz Pug Qelamajza & Buvanorat
2 Flordew 38 19 8 11 58 40 +18 65 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelamajza
3 Hontrac 38 19 7 12 53 41 +12 64 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelamajza
4 Zwatal 38 19 6 13 57 53 +4 63 Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelamajza
5 Wecan 38 15 14 9 49 34 +15 59 Qavazujz Cez kujz Puk Buvanorata kujz Pug Qelamajza
6 Pojrav 38 16 11 11 57 45 +12 59
7 Zororov 38 17 8 13 62 52 +10 59
8 Ukapox 38 17 7 14 56 45 +11 58
9 Homarl 38 15 12 11 44 34 +10 57
10 Myrvom 38 16 7 15 49 49 0 55
11 Yafilp 38 14 10 14 43 42 +1 52
12 Vlanj 38 13 11 14 48 50 −2 50
13 Voraxan 38 12 12 14 47 57 −10 48 Vilitan Cove Invitational 4
14 Jujon 38 13 7 18 49 55 −6 46
15 Kowan 38 12 10 16 50 57 −7 46
16 Vonal 38 13 7 18 47 57 −10 46
17 Molatrac 38 12 9 17 45 52 −7 45 Runavorat
18 Frevar 38 11 11 16 45 54 −9 44 Runavorat
19 Ploran 38 11 8 19 47 67 −20 41 Runavorat
20 Zyxuc 38 5 9 24 36 77 −41 24 Runavorat


Puk Buvanorata Cez kujz Pug Qelamajza
Flordew 1–1 Wecan (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Hontrac 1–1 Zwatal (1–2 AET)
Zwatal 0–2 Wecan


First Round
Zwac Juzuna 3–0 Dynynon Juzuna
Ixic Juzuna 3–0 Qalijan Juzuna
Poljak Juzuna 0–1 Qasym Juzuna
Fryvvyn Juzuna 0–1 Lilnim Juzuna

Eighthfinals
Zwac Juzuna 0–0 Werzin Juzuna (0–0 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Rejin Juzuna 0–3 Atlant Juzuna
Poldanz Juzuna 5–1 Estraj Juzuna
Qastyr Juzuna 4–2 Qasym Juzuna
Trew Juzuna 6–1 Trosoc Juzuna
Ixic Juzuna 2–0 Koflir Juzuna
Brel Juzuna 0–2 Vlonz Juzuna
Niom Juzuna 0–1 Lilnim Juzuna

Quarterfinals
Trew Juzuna 7–1 Lilnim Juzuna
Vlonz Juzuna 7–0 Werzin Juzuna
Poldanz Juzuna 1–0 Qastyr Juzuna
Ixic Juzuna 6–0 Atlant Juzuna

Semifinals
Ixic Juzuna 1–1 Vlonz Juzuna (2–1 AET)
Trew Juzuna 1–1 Poldanz Juzuna (3–1 AET)

Puk Juzuna Final
Ixic Juzuna 0–5 Trew Juzuna

Puk Juzuna Final
Ixic Juzuna 0–5 Trew Juzuna


First Round
Rejin (Qy-5) 2–0 Certavac (Zy-1)
Voraxan (Tu-3) 2–0 Atlemp (Ql-2)
Samerter (Qu-10) 3–1 Yezertef (Xv-1)
Niom (Qy-10) 0–1 Gelf (Qu-16)
Estraj (Qy-7) 1–1 Werzin (Qy-9) (1–2 AET)
Abork (Qj-3) 3–0 Mostew (Qy-19)
Atlark (Qy-20) 0–2 Vlonz (Qy-8)
Lilnim (Qy-17) 2–2 Ukunut (Qu-15) (2–3 AET)
Trew (Qy-4) 1–4 Mupetyn (Ql-1)
Ixic (Qu-2) 2–1 Bulax (Re-3)
Xapon (Qj-1) 1–0 Fryvvyn (Qy-15)
Zwac (Qy-13) 2–0 Qazarl (Nv-1)
Oytrow (Qu-14) 3–2 Ploran (Tu-1)
Atlov (Qu-5) 1–0 Polxar (Qu-4)
Qaladaf (Ql-4) 1–3 Brel (Qy-12)
Ixitil (Ql-3) 2–1 Zororov (Qj-5)
Poljak (Qy-16) 2–2 Renan (Qu-9) (3–2 AET)
Pronmon (Ny-1) 2–3 Brajit (Qj-4)
Qasym (Qy-14) 1–1 Brakjon (Qu-12) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Liczak (Ql-5) 3–3 Niflic (Qu-7) (4–4 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Atloriz (Re-1) 0–3 Ixiln (Fe-1)
Kobat (Qu-11) 1–1 Juzad (Qu-13) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Xanthanon (Zv-1) 0–0 Qalijan (Qu-3) (0–0 AET) (8–7 pen.)
Zyxuc (Se-4) 1–1 Sklot (Nx-1) (1–2 AET)
Walpoc (Se-1) 2–2 Kozon (Qy-18) (2–3 AET)
Dynynon (Qu-1) 2–0 Vetynol (Xy-1)
Trosoc (Qy-11) 1–1 Atlant (Qy-3) (1–2 AET)
Vlosk (Qu-6) 5–2 Homarl (Qj-2)
Qandon (Qu-8) 2–0 Xarpin (Fe-5)
Poldanz (Qy-2) 3–0 Lovtynal (Zx-1)

Sedecifinals
Qasym (Qy-14) 1–2 Poldanz (Qy-2)
Xapon (Qj-1) 2–2 Brajit (Qj-4) (2–2 AET) (1–2 pen.)
Ixic (Qu-2) 3–0 Brel (Qy-12)
Zwac (Qy-13) 0–2 Koflir (Qy-6)
Vlosk (Qu-6) 2–0 Atlant (Qy-3)
Dynynon (Qu-1) 1–0 Poljak (Qy-16)
Ixiln (Fe-1) 1–1 Oytrow (Qu-14) (2–1 AET)
Juzad (Qu-13) 4–0 Sklot (Nx-1)
Mupetyn (Ql-1) 1–0 Vlonz (Qy-8)
Qastyr (Qy-1) 1–1 Gelf (Qu-16) (1–3 AET)
Xanthanon (Zv-1) 0–1 Abork (Qj-3)
Kozon (Qy-18) 2–2 Ixitil (Ql-3) (4–2 AET)
Werzin (Qy-9) 4–1 Qandon (Qu-8)
Rejin (Qy-5) 1–0 Ukunut (Qu-15)
Voraxan (Tu-3) 3–2 Niflic (Qu-7)
Samerter (Qu-10) 1–1 Atlov (Qu-5) (1–2 AET)

Octofinals
Abork (Qj-3) 1–1 Mupetyn (Ql-1) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Atlov (Qu-5) 2–3 Voraxan (Tu-3)
Rejin (Qy-5) 4–0 Poldanz (Qy-2)
Kozon (Qy-18) 1–1 Vlosk (Qu-6) (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Brajit (Qj-4) 3–1 Dynynon (Qu-1)
Juzad (Qu-13) 3–1 Koflir (Qy-6)
Ixiln (Fe-1) 4–0 Gelf (Qu-16)
Ixic (Qu-2) 0–1 Werzin (Qy-9)

Quarterfinals
Juzad (Qu-13) 4–0 Abork (Qj-3)
Kozon (Qy-18) 0–0 Voraxan (Tu-3) (0–2 AET)
Werzin (Qy-9) 2–1 Rejin (Qy-5)
Ixiln (Fe-1) 2–1 Brajit (Qj-4)

Semifinals
Voraxan (Tu-3) 3–2 Ixiln (Fe-1)
Werzin (Qy-9) 2–1 Juzad (Qu-13)

Puk Zama Final
Werzin (Qy-9) 1–1 Voraxan (Tu-3) (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)

Puk Zama Final
Werzin (Qy-9) 1–1 Voraxan (Tu-3) (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)


First Preliminary Round
Yonbozef (Ny) 1–0 Lonsk (Zv)
Dolatop (Zv) 4–1 Menalot (Xy)
Telarfat (Zy) 2–1 Jivenic (Zy)
Ovorlorn (Ny) 2–0 Sawartob (Zy)
Vilivinov (Zv) 0–1 Atlezic (Nx)
Lemveds (Nx) 5–1 Qartac (Nv)
Yelonobot (Nv) 1–2 Usuvuk (Zx)
Krikyr (Xy) 4–1 Vyzyv (Xy)
Nilvant (Zy) 2–2 Plovoc (Zy) (3–3 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Etynab (Nv) 2–2 Helavet (Zx) (3–4 AET)
Vloxid (Ny) 4–2 Womkaz (Zx)
Preneryan (Zy) 1–0 Stolatin (Nv)
Xulutev (Xv) 1–1 Froplak (Ny) (1–1 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Zrocoltan (Nx) 2–1 Qaynat (Nv)
Ulatin (Xv) 0–2 Rajalaj (Nv)
Tynatin (Zv) 1–0 Syrtyrn (Zv)
Pygmon (Ny) 3–1 Trajkot (Zy)
Zalarn (Zx) 1–1 Grolvot (Xy) (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Hinzonym (Zx) 2–1 Aloran (Zx)
Nalcum (Zv) 1–2 Sundarp (Nx)
Bilzorn (Ny) 3–1 Celatyn (Zv)
Generag (Nx) 2–1 Folatar (Ny)
Worlkot (Zx) 1–2 Xoraltyn (Zx)
Lenleft (Zv) 1–2 Qajarz (Nv)
Oycern (Nx) 3–0 Nalfrenz (Xv)
Erald (Nv) 0–1 Dinablov (Zv)
Mynvurn (Zy) 2–2 Teluryd (Zv) (2–4 AET)
Wolzarn (Ny) 1–1 Zazorz (Nx) (2–1 AET)
Kloventap (Xy) 1–2 Wekinol (Zx)
Kamdim (Nv) 0–1 Imicil (Zv)
Govarv (Xy) 2–0 Lincakib (Xy)
Xynymyl (Zv) 1–1 Walarcat (Xv) (1–2 AET)
Kuklyk (Nv) 1–1 Tancorn (Zv) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Xylopton (Zx) 0–2 Huskalan (Xy)
Zokod (Zx) 1–1 Nezbetor (Xv) (1–1 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Wintremp (Zx) 1–0 Macratop (Zy)
Hopoltov (Zv) 2–1 Rylavat (Nv)
Onzorten (Nx) 0–0 Evrator (Nx) (1–0 AET)
Banzak (Ny) 0–2 Brelatev (Nv)
Sifabted (Nv) 1–0 Velodrem (Zx)
Ploravat (Zy) 2–0 Bloncar (Xv)
Uvynic (Xv) 1–2 Xinirij (Xv)
Meltanat (Xv) 1–1 Linzont (Nx) (2–1 AET)
Riliniv (Nv) 2–2 Yinzatob (Xv) (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Tilpinib (Zv) 1–1 Mordaz (Nx) (2–3 AET)
Zulkanar (Xy) 1–3 Wyzlat (Ny)
Mraxatac (Xv) 2–2 Acatar (Zx) (3–2 AET)
Xerjik (Zy) 3–4 Mopwab (Xy)
Atlorn (Nx) 3–2 Selizon (Nv)
Kernat (Zy) 0–1 Ezelern (Nv)
Coronof (Zy) 0–0 Moplor (Nx) (1–0 AET)
Izicix (Xv) 0–2 Jaxac (Xv)
Winzker (Xv) 2–1 Franzfel (Ny)
Ulaktorn (Xv) 2–2 Kinkatir (Zy) (3–2 AET)
Gracik (Nx) 0–1 Klentamp (Zy)
Kalarnat (Ny) 1–0 Penlar (Ny)
Ortonyl (Nx) 2–0 Fuzunaj (Ny)
Sporatin (Xv) 3–0 Nwalc (Xv)
Xoral (Zy) 0–2 Kelikac (Xy)
Ixijik (Xv) 2–2 Yulafyn (Ny) (3–2 AET)
Zerant (Xy) 1–1 Slorantym (Zv) (2–1 AET)
Venator (Ny) 3–2 Relskarn (Zx)
Xylical (Zy) 3–2 Lelecex (Xy)
Belorax (Ny) 2–0 Elparten (Nv)
Monjon (Zy) 3–0 Filzok (Xy)
Apernat (Zx) 2–1 Ozenmaz (Nx)
Rolexern (Nv) 0–2 Blombarn (Nv)
Janevac (Zy) 1–2 Grantak (Nv)
Vranzalam (Zx) 3–1 Uvpolav (Xv)
Ekarcal (Nx) 3–0 Linvat (Zx)
Rololoc (Zx) 2–3 Acemif (Xy)
Azord (Xy) 2–2 Heraklin (Xy) (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Dlonbat (Xy) 1–1 Harinaj (Zx) (1–2 AET)
Suwarnat (Nx) 2–0 Lynlij (Zv)
Valanop (Xy) 1–1 Fynavar (Xy) (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Bylorn (Ny) 2–0 Conbov (Zv)
Klopokon (Ny) 0–0 Vewaf (Zv) (1–0 AET)
Manvran (Zy) 1–1 Welargab (Ny) (1–2 AET)
Nularen (Zv) 1–1 Jorklic (Xv) (1–2 AET)
Otolzen (Nx) 0–2 Atlerav (Nx)

Second Preliminary Round
Norcaz (Fe) 1–1 Sklot (Re) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Sanut (Re) 0–0 Uvuzul (Se) (1–0 AET)
Onzorten (Nx) 0–2 Pronmon (Tu)
Wintremp (Zx) 0–0 Vloxid (Ny) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Dynabat (Fe) 3–0 Xanthanon (Fe)
Jaxac (Xv) 5–1 Torfaw (Se)
Mercad (Se) 3–0 Joluk (Se)
Worcaj (Fe) 3–0 Telarfat (Zy)
Kenbar (Re) 0–1 Oycern (Nx)
Pontanol (Se) 2–0 Lancat (Fe)
Vloran (Se) 1–1 Qajarz (Nv) (2–1 AET)
Rajalaj (Nv) 1–1 Grolvot (Xy) (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Halton (Fe) 4–0 Klentamp (Zy)
Xinirij (Xv) 1–1 Govarv (Xy) (1–2 AET)
Walart (Se) 1–0 Teluryd (Zv)
Ozozov (Tu) 5–1 Dinablov (Zv)
Zrocoltan (Nx) 2–1 Ezelern (Nv)
Acemif (Xy) 2–0 Blombarn (Nv)
Sertyp (Re) 1–3 Dresdrec (Tu)
Imicil (Zv) 1–2 Harinaj (Zx)
Gantew (Re) 3–0 Helavet (Zx)
Fynavar (Xy) 1–1 Lendat (Se) (2–1 AET)
Vazed (Tu) 3–0 Wolzarn (Ny)
Oyazec (Re) 0–0 Mrelit (Tu) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Apernat (Zx) 0–1 Pygmon (Ny)
Twelan (Se) 2–2 Zerant (Xy) (4–2 AET)
Heraklin (Xy) 2–1 Meltanat (Xv)
Sundarp (Nx) 2–0 Xylical (Zy)
Lajag (Tu) 3–1 Geralp (Re)
Mraxatac (Xv) 0–2 Generag (Nx)
Ixijik (Xv) 2–1 Brelatev (Nv)
Oporton (Re) 1–1 Ervor (Re) (1–2 AET)
Sporatin (Xv) 0–1 Lemveds (Nx)
Atlezic (Nx) 0–0 Gallinop (Re) (0–2 AET)
Monjon (Zy) 2–2 Nervador (Se) (4–2 AET)
Escal (Re) 0–1 Welbut (Se)
Vetynol (Tu) 4–1 Klopokon (Ny)
Ejurn (Re) 1–0 Dolatop (Zv)
Yeflerb (Tu) 2–0 Lovtynal (Se)
Kelikac (Xy) 2–3 Norfad (Se)
Kronnic (Se) 0–1 Humaten (Tu)
Senjid (Tu) 3–1 Huskalan (Xy)
Lacord (Se) 1–1 Certavac (Se) (1–2 AET)
Plovoc (Zy) 1–2 Jorklic (Xv)
Cinfad (Fe) 3–0 Sifabted (Nv)
Zivirtad (Tu) 1–1 Brinlop (Re) (1–1 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Porgonal (Tu) 1–0 Vranzalam (Zx)
Radazav (Se) 2–1 Ovorlorn (Ny)
Ulaktorn (Xv) 1–1 Yentaz (Fe) (1–2 AET)
Yonbozef (Ny) 1–3 Ulornov (Se)
Atlerav (Nx) 1–2 Olilnorn (Tu)
Tynatin (Zv) 1–3 Grantak (Nv)
Setlyc (Fe) 3–0 Kolomb (Tu)
Unorlor (Fe) 3–1 Ekarcal (Nx)
Hopoltov (Zv) 1–1 Delaj (Tu) (2–3 AET)
Riliniv (Nv) 3–2 Preneryan (Zy)
Uzulv (Fe) 1–0 Neralk (Fe)
Sylav (Fe) 1–1 Kalarnat (Ny) (2–1 AET)
Hinzonym (Zx) 1–2 Wekinol (Zx)
Enzrel (Re) 0–2 Yinzil (Re)
Yarinir (Tu) 0–0 Fenzaj (Tu) (3–0 AET)
Belaporb (Re) 2–1 Mordaz (Nx)
Tancorn (Zv) 0–2 Qapax (Fe)
Belorax (Ny) 2–1 Mopwab (Xy)
Walarcat (Xv) 1–2 Yezertef (Fe)
Ortonyl (Nx) 5–2 Winzker (Xv)
Xoraltyn (Zx) 2–1 Zrintal (Se)
Saporn (Re) 1–0 Qazarl (Fe)
Minetren (Re) 2–1 Froplak (Ny)
Zokod (Zx) 2–0 Krikyr (Xy)
Coronof (Zy) 1–2 Wyzlat (Ny)
Glontob (Re) 1–1 Atlorn (Nx) (2–2 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Welargab (Ny) 2–0 Suwarnat (Nx)
Irkib (Fe) 3–0 Venator (Ny)
Xefax (Fe) 2–0 Bylorn (Ny)
Matkag (Fe) 1–0 Foraz (Tu)
Minbuz (Tu) 2–1 Fezax (Tu)
Ploravat (Zy) 1–0 Ilixil (Fe)
Elabor (Re) 4–2 Bilzorn (Ny)
Usuvuk (Zx) 2–0 Carajak (Se)

Third Preliminary Round
Welargab (Ny) 2–1 Matkag (Fe)
Senjid (Tu) 5–2 Qapax (Fe)
Jaxac (Xv) 3–2 Worcaj (Fe)
Ortonyl (Nx) 0–0 Yeflerb (Tu) (1–0 AET)
Humaten (Tu) 3–0 Gantew (Re)
Zokod (Zx) 1–1 Ploravat (Zy) (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Yentaz (Fe) 2–1 Sundarp (Nx)
Belaporb (Re) 2–1 Pontanol (Se)
Mercad (Se) 2–3 Pygmon (Ny)
Ozozov (Tu) 0–0 Acemif (Xy) (1–0 AET)
Monjon (Zy) 4–2 Zrocoltan (Nx)
Grantak (Nv) 1–3 Belorax (Ny)
Wintremp (Zx) 2–0 Glontob (Re)
Vetynol (Tu) 1–2 Setlyc (Fe)
Vazed (Tu) 3–1 Uzulv (Fe)
Riliniv (Nv) 2–1 Wekinol (Zx)
Welbut (Se) 4–1 Yarinir (Tu)
Yezertef (Fe) 1–2 Saporn (Re)
Generag (Nx) 1–1 Vloran (Se) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Ulornov (Se) 1–0 Dynabat (Fe)
Fynavar (Xy) 0–0 Ejurn (Re) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Ervor (Re) 1–1 Govarv (Xy) (3–1 AET)
Irkib (Fe) 1–1 Porgonal (Tu) (1–2 AET)
Brinlop (Re) 2–0 Dresdrec (Tu)
Norcaz (Fe) 3–2 Halton (Fe)
Usuvuk (Zx) 1–2 Minbuz (Tu)
Oycern (Nx) 3–2 Twelan (Se)
Lajag (Tu) 0–1 Walart (Se)
Xoraltyn (Zx) 3–1 Jorklic (Xv)
Heraklin (Xy) 0–1 Harinaj (Zx)
Rajalaj (Nv) 2–3 Minetren (Re)
Elabor (Re) 2–2 Pronmon (Tu) (3–2 AET)
Ixijik (Xv) 0–2 Radazav (Se)
Wyzlat (Ny) 1–0 Delaj (Tu)
Oyazec (Re) 3–2 Sylav (Fe)
Gallinop (Re) 1–1 Cinfad (Fe) (2–3 AET)
Lemveds (Nx) 4–0 Olilnorn (Tu)
Norfad (Se) 1–2 Xefax (Fe)
Yinzil (Re) 2–1 Unorlor (Fe)
Sanut (Re) 1–0 Certavac (Se)

Fourth Preliminary Round
Atlemp (Ql) 2–0 Jujon (Qj)
Vonal (Qj) 1–0 Ortonyl (Nx)
Relloz (Ql) 2–0 Harinaj (Zx)
Welargab (Ny) 2–2 Vazed (Tu) (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Norcaz (Fe) 2–1 Xoraltyn (Zx)
Welbut (Se) 2–1 Frevar (Qj)
Qaladaf (Ql) 1–1 Saporn (Re) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Humaten (Tu) 0–4 Yentaz (Fe)
Yafilp (Qj) 5–0 Elabor (Re)
Walart (Se) 1–1 Zwatal (Qj) (2–1 AET)
Porgonal (Tu) 0–1 Ixitil (Ql)
Molatrac (Qj) 0–0 Fynavar (Xy) (1–0 AET)
Brajit (Qj) 5–0 Ploravat (Zy)
Oycern (Nx) 1–1 Ploran (Qj) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Zyxuc (Qj) 1–3 Cartef (Ql)
Kowan (Qj) 1–1 Wintremp (Zx) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Belorax (Ny) 3–2 Ixiln (Ql)
Zororov (Qj) 5–2 Belaporb (Re)
Noravat (Ql) 2–0 Sanut (Re)
Atloriz (Ql) 1–2 Oyazec (Re)
Wecan (Qj) 2–1 Walpoc (Ql)
Nipox (Ql) 1–1 Pygmon (Ny) (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Senjid (Tu) 0–2 Ulornov (Se)
Vloran (Se) 1–0 Pojrav (Qj)
Jaxac (Xv) 0–2 Cinfad (Fe)
Flordew (Qj) 3–2 Truret (Ql)
Radazav (Se) 2–3 Vlanj (Qj)
Setlyc (Fe) 1–1 Yinzil (Re) (1–2 AET)
Bulax (Ql) 0–2 Krazax (Ql)
Saflon (Ql) 2–2 Sererek (Ql) (2–2 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Brinlop (Re) 4–1 Wyzlat (Ny)
Xarpin (Ql) 5–0 Lemveds (Nx)
Dycac (Ql) 1–3 Trilc (Ql)
Homarl (Qj) 1–2 Xefax (Fe)
Monjon (Zy) 1–1 Hontrac (Qj) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Xerop (Ql) 4–1 Wypink (Ql)
Ervor (Re) 2–2 Ukapox (Qj) (2–2 AET) (6–5 pen.)
Minetren (Re) 1–0 Myrvom (Qj)
Minbuz (Tu) 0–0 Voraxan (Qj) (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Riliniv (Nv) 1–4 Ozozov (Tu)

Fifth Preliminary Round
Qalijan (Qy) 1–0 Yinzil (Re)
Molatrac (Qj) 2–0 Xefax (Fe)
Ozozov (Tu) 0–2 Welbut (Se)
Wecan (Qj) 0–1 Ixitil (Ql)
Qandon (Qu) 3–1 Atlov (Qu)
Welargab (Ny) 4–3 Norcaz (Fe)
Brinlop (Re) 1–1 Walart (Se) (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Hontrac (Qj) 2–0 Niflic (Qu)
Renan (Qu) 4–1 Trilc (Ql)
Juzad (Qu) 1–2 Abork (Qu)
Mupetyn (Qu) 1–0 Cinfad (Fe)
Saporn (Re) 3–0 Noravat (Ql)
Oyazec (Re) 2–0 Vloran (Se)
Vlanj (Qj) 3–1 Xerop (Ql)
Polxar (Qu) 5–3 Krazax (Ql)
Samerter (Qu) 1–1 Brakjon (Qu) (2–1 AET)
Liczak (Qu) 0–1 Relloz (Ql)
Oytrow (Qu) 1–0 Atlemp (Ql)
Yentaz (Fe) 1–3 Lilnim (Qy)
Minbuz (Tu) 1–1 Ervor (Re) (2–3 AET)
Flordew (Qj) 1–0 Xarpin (Ql)
Cartef (Ql) 1–1 Yafilp (Qj) (1–3 AET)
Vlosk (Qu) 1–1 Oycern (Nx) (2–1 AET)
Zororov (Qj) 3–1 Minetren (Re)
Belorax (Ny) 0–2 Kowan (Qj)
Kozon (Qu) 5–1 Ulornov (Se)
Xapon (Qu) 2–3 Mostew (Qu)
Atlark (Qu) 1–1 Ukunut (Qu) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Dynynon (Qy) 3–2 Nipox (Ql)
Brajit (Qj) 1–3 Vonal (Qj)
Sererek (Ql) 2–1 Kobat (Qu)
Gelf (Qu) 3–0 Ixic (Qy)

Playoff
Ukunut (Qu) 2–2 Zororov (Qj) (3–2 AET)
Polxar (Qu) 3–1 Ixitil (Ql)
Samerter (Qu) 2–0 Welbut (Se)
Vlosk (Qu) 2–2 Gelf (Qu) (2–3 AET)
Abork (Qu) 1–2 Welargab (Ny)
Relloz (Ql) 2–0 Ervor (Re)
Yafilp (Qj) 1–1 Vonal (Qj) (2–1 AET)
Qalijan (Qy) 2–1 Molatrac (Qj)
Sererek (Ql) 1–0 Flordew (Qj)
Kozon (Qu) 1–1 Renan (Qu) (3–1 AET)
Qandon (Qu) 1–1 Lilnim (Qy) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Dynynon (Qy) 3–1 Kowan (Qj)
Oytrow (Qu) 2–0 Hontrac (Qj)
Brinlop (Re) 0–2 Saporn (Re)
Vlanj (Qj) 0–1 Oyazec (Re)
Mostew (Qu) 3–2 Mupetyn (Qu)

Round of Thirty-Two
Oyazec (Re) 1–1 Relloz (Ql) (1–3 AET)
Kozon (Qu) 1–3 Trew (Qy)
Estraj (Qy) 0–1 Poldanz (Qy)
Vlonz (Qy) 3–1 Gelf (Qu)
Rejin (Qy) 3–0 Dynynon (Qy)
Niom (Qy) 1–0 Koflir (Qy)
Poljak (Qy) 1–2 Atlant (Qy)
Trosoc (Qy) 3–1 Lilnim (Qy)
Saporn (Re) 0–3 Samerter (Qu)
Ukunut (Qu) 2–0 Zwac (Qy)
Brel (Qy) 3–0 Welargab (Ny)
Mostew (Qu) 1–2 Fryvvyn (Qy)
Yafilp (Qj) 4–0 Sererek (Ql)
Qastyr (Qy) 3–2 Qasym (Qy)
Oytrow (Qu) 1–3 Polxar (Qu)
Werzin (Qy) 1–2 Qalijan (Qy)

Round of Sixteen
Polxar (Qu) 1–3 Samerter (Qu)
Vlonz (Qy) 1–1 Yafilp (Qj) (1–1 AET) (7–8 pen.)
Poldanz (Qy) 2–1 Qastyr (Qy)
Trosoc (Qy) 2–1 Fryvvyn (Qy)
Brel (Qy) 0–0 Ukunut (Qu) (0–1 AET)
Niom (Qy) 1–2 Trew (Qy)
Qalijan (Qy) 2–0 Relloz (Ql)
Rejin (Qy) 1–1 Atlant (Qy) (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)

Quarterfinals
Rejin (Qy) 6–0 Trew (Qy)
Samerter (Qu) 1–0 Qalijan (Qy)
Poldanz (Qy) 3–2 Yafilp (Qj)
Ukunut (Qu) 1–2 Trosoc (Qy)

Semifinals
Poldanz (Qy) 0–0 Trosoc (Qy) (0–0 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Rejin (Qy) 4–0 Samerter (Qu)

Puk Zala Final
Poldanz 1–0 Rejin

Puk Zala Final
Poldanz 1–0 Rejin


Qusmo (QUS) qualifiers
Primary association

UICA Champions' Cup 72: Qastyr
UICA Globe Cup 69: Poldanz, Koflir, & Atlant
UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69: Atlov, Polxar, & Renan
UICA Youth Cup 24: Trew Juzuna
Note: Trew Juzuna is the same club as Juzun Trewa, Qusmo’s UICA Youth Cup 23 entry. Additionally, Trew Juzuna is affiliated with parent club Trew.

Rushmori Copa de Campeones 45: Qastyr
Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup 47: Poldanz

VCIAPP: Voraxan
Association: Qusmo (QUS)
Selection Via: Qavazujz Cez kujz Puk Zama (Season II champions of the Invitational Cup)


Qusmo (QUS) host bids
UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 68 & UICA Youth Cup 24: Mastad Qusma - Qanz, Qusmo (cap. 80 000)
Rushmori Copa de Campeones 45: Mastad Qusma - Qanz, Qusmo (cap. 80 000)

Pug Qusma, located in its capital of Qanz, is bidding to host the finals of UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 68 & UICA Youth Cup 24, as well as the final of Rushmori Copa de Campeones 45. Pug Qusma is the national stadium of Qusmo, as well as its largest stadium, with a capacity of 80 000 people. It is the host to Qusmo’s most high-profile matches, including its first-ever match - a 1-0 win over Wolves Clans to begin World Cup 80 Qualifying - & its biggest giant slaying - a 1-0 win over then-twenty-fourth-ranked Tumbra as an unranked team in World Cup 80 Qualifying. It already hosts Qusmo’s cup & promotion playoff finals each year, too, with notable moments including KF Voraxan’s win over KF Werzin on penalties in the latest Puk Zama final, giving a recently-promoted third-tier side a trophy & an invitation to international competition via the Vilitan Cove International.

Qusmo is a large nation of approximately 84.38 million people in Rushmore which is economically, technologically, & culturally advanced. With a populace that rejects prejudice & embraces football - or fuzpon, as it is known in Qusmu - Qusmo is truly an ideal football association to host the finals of these prestigious competitions, & its capital of Qanz, a city of 3.52 million, is the ideal city to host them. Fuzpon Qusma sees itself as a rising football power, ranked fourtieth in the last KPB rankings - the second-highest of all nations to debut in the World Cup 80 cycle, behind only Baker Park - after a remarkable run in Cup of Harmony 73 that saw them win the third-place match in only their second cycle of competition. All but one of the players on the Qusma roster for that tournament can be found on Pug Qusmyra clubs, so while Fuzpon Qusma has only the ninety-second-ranked UICA coefficient in the Multiverse now, officials in the organization are confident that their ranking will improve in the years to come. Now, backed by the strength of its national federation, Mastad Qusma hopes to expand its profile to international tournaments with bids for the finals of both UICA & regional competitions, possibly with an eye towards hosting an international tournament within Qusmo in the future.
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Qusmo eyes difficult road ahead in Mytanija for Copa Rushmori XXXI

Fuzpon Qusma & national team manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban have announced their twenty-five-player roster for the upcoming Copa Rushmori in Mytanija.

“Anyone who thinks about where we were at the end of the last Copa Rushmori & then considers where we are today will realize that the progress that our nation has made in such a short time is incredible,” Avarn-Oxolt began. “We’ve improved at every level, & our performances have served as evidence of that. That has led, of course, to some tough decisions on personnel. There are so many players in our pool who are capable of being real contributors to this team. However, after making some difficult choices, we’re confident that the twenty-five players who we have picked are capable of accomplishing great things in Mytanija.”

Avarn-Oxolt also announced the eleven players they plan to put on the pitch for their opening match. “Just like finalizing the twenty-five-player roster, figuring out our best Starting XI was not easy by any stretch of the imagination,” Avarn-Oxolt emphasized. “We’ve had two goalkeepers who have proven that they have what it takes to don the №1 kit for their nation through some outstanding performances, but they’re not infallible. We have a defense which has been phenomenal on the whole, but they have been exploited at times, especially against top offenses. We’ve been tremendously fortunate to have a player like Ilinx-Kepex Zev be the leader of this team since we’ve started competing, but no one else in the midfield have quite made themselves irreplaceable. & we have some phenomenal players up front who have demonstrated their worth with their clubs, but that doesn’t always guarantee that they’re on form in international duty.”

“Ultimately,” continued Avarn-Oxolt, “we decided to make one change in our Starting XI. Of course, the UICA competitions were pushed behind the Cup of Harmony this year, so we didn’t have that knowledge available to us. Had the schedule been what it was last year, we would have looked at things much differently. We had Qusma clubs make it to the Series B Champions’ Cup quarterfinals, the Globe Cup sixteenth-finals, & the Champions’ Cup quarterfinals. Those kind of performances really stood out to us when we were making our roster selections for this tournament - &, indeed, for the selection of our starting lineup. In the end, we decided to give Prant-Pertz Gor the №11 kit. We just could not overlook the kind of performances they had in that amazing run through the Champions’ Cup.”

“Of course, that means that Xilit-Zaxac Yol will be on the bench,” Avarn-Oxolt confirmed. “They will be a super sub of sorts, & we know that they have great things in them. They have shown us plenty of times already that they’re more than capable of scoring, & I am sure that I will be able to call on them at key points in matches if I need to. However, I want to give Gor a chance. Yol has been a fixture in our lineup since the beginning. That has limited a lot of opportunities for other players to shine. Given the phenomenal form that Gor displayed in the Champions’ Cup, we feel like this would be the perfect time to see what Gor is capable of if they are given confidence, trust, & a genuine chance to succeed.”

Avarn-Oxolt then discussed other roster changes for the Copa Rushmori. “We’ve decided to leave Rilan-Jerat Nev at home for this tournament. Ultimately, we have great confidence in Prant-Pertz Gor at striker & Paliv-Xilit Max at poacher. If either of those players get in a funk, Xilit-Zaxac Yol will be more than capable of filling in. &, of course, we also have Jralv-Nexev Pec & Ozolx-Mazur Guv sitting on the bench if we need more bodies up front. In the end, we had to make the choice between taking a third striker or taking another midfielder. Ultimately, we opted to strengthen our midfield depth. Rilan-Jerat is a good player, & we’re sure that they’ll be back on the national team soon; at the moment, however, we have to address our team’s needs. Of course, I have discussed the matter with Nev, & they understand.”

“With that said, we think that the position of greatest need on our roster is having a second defensive midfielder. Our back three has done wonders, but against some top competition, it could have really used some help. At times, we think that the player we assign to that role has struggled to find answers for top-class opposition. We think that a part of that might be due to how much we’re asking of Yamaj-Blonz Jok & Yunal-Julad Waz, serving both as starters frequently & substitutes for Ilinx-Kepex Zev whenever we can afford to take them out of the match for a rest. So, we’re hoping that a third option in that role can help to ease the burden on them, & hopefully result in some better performances. Looking at the options, we really had three true defensive midfielders in the fifty-player pool. Aside from Yunal-Julad Waz, we have two players who have only been capped in friendlies. Ultimately, we had to determine who would contribute the most for us on defense, & after a lot of deliberation, we decided that Jerat-Jonto Jan would be the one for us,” the manager concluded. “We have confidence that they’ll be able to shore up our defensive efforts & that our whole central midfield will be better off for it.”

“With that said, we’re very happy with the team we have assembled. We have the pieces; it’s just a matter of having all of them come together for a whole tournament run. If Xynat-Evela Cuf can make some key saves at some key moments, if we can continue to have the kind of defense that has powered us ever since our World Cup 81 Qualifying campaign began, if Ilinx-Kepex Zev continues to be a marshal in the midfield & control possession, & if we can unlock the kind of magic in the final third that Paliv-Xilit Max conjured up in Kita-Hinode & Prant-Pertz Gor discovered in the Champions’ Cup, there’s no limit to what this team can do,” Avarn-Oxolt exclaimed.

“That’s not to say that anything will be guaranteed for us,” Avarn-Oxolt warned. “The road is far from easy. The fact that there are so few teams competing in this tournament serves to concentrate its talent. Valladares is one of the top teams in this tournament, & they’re one of the favourites to win it all. Eastfield Lodge, of course, is another top team; they’re the best out of Pot 2, & they are more than capable of making a deep run. & it would be an injustice to not talk about Mytanija. They play well above what their ranking would suggest; they should not be in Pot 4, & I’d say that they are, by far, the most dangerous team from that pot, especially given that they will have rapturous partisans supporting them at every match. In fact, I’d even suggest that Group A might be the Group of Death of this tournament. No one is getting out with a free pass; every team will have to earn their ticket to the quarterfinals.”

“We’re glad to have played each of these teams before. We know how they play. We know their tendencies. We know their strengths. We know their weaknesses. We know how we can try to exploit them. We know how they will try to exploit us. We know them,” the manager repeated. “& throughout this group stage, the entire coaching staff & I are going to have to be very busy coming up with schemes & strategies in order to neutralize - or at least minimize - some of our opponents’ weapons, & to maximize our own matchups & skill sets. I truly do believe that we are a good team, but so is every other team in this group. We are going to have to fight, scrap, & claw for every point we can get, in every match, against every opponent. With that said, everyone on this squad is ready to get started.”

Twenty-Five-Player National Team Roster
Players assigned shirts 1-11 will start Group Stage Matchday One

N° Ps Name (Age) Club Caps Starts Goals

1 GK Xynat-Evela Cuf (27) Image KF Trosoc 42 41 0
12 GK Vanza-Jerat Gep (27) Image Southern Star 22 21 0
25 GK Pilta-Jerat Zev (32) Image KF Koflir 4 4 0

2 CB Cunix-Betva Tla (28) Image KF Niom 63 63 1
3 CB Yelto-Alfan Ono (25) Image KF Koflir 46 41 1
4 CB Zenon-Gerol Kal (24) Image KF Koflir 54 53 0
13 CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi (26) Image KF Werzin 41 31 1
14 CB Lynul-Savar Mal (30) Image Klyde 9 3 0
15 LB Yoltz-Tlanx Sal (25) Image KF Koflir 13 5 0
16 RB Nirlo-Betva Uzo (25) Image KF Atlant 25 7 0

5 CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok (21) Image KF Werzin 37 28 1
6 CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev (32) Image KF Qastyr 66 66 7
7 AM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (26) Image KF Poldanz 51 48 4
8 LM Helek-Nenzi Ono (22) Image KF Qastyr 22 16 0
9 RM Ilinx-Iblix Tla (29) Image KF Trew 25 18 1
17 DM Yunal-Julad Waz (26) Image KF Poldanz 45 36 2
18 DM Jerat-Jonto Jan (23) Image FK Metropola Borograd 3 1 0
19 AM Gavax-Nenzi Abe (24) Image KF Trew 24 13 3
20 LM Kynda-Sevet Pec (20) Image KF Koflir 49 48 3
21 RM Forzu-Ralox Kal (26) Image KF Qastyr 47 47 1

10 SS Paliv-Xilit Max (24) Image Pascal Maschu 43 37 21
11 ST Prant-Pertz Gor (26) Image Loconstead United 33 14 6
22 LW Ozolx-Mazur Guv (28) Image Hoima Warriors 26 6 5
23 RW Jralv-Nexev Pec (26) Image KF Poldanz 22 6 0
24 ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (24) Image KF Poldanz 57 54 27

Special Roles
Formation: 3 - 5 - 2
Manager: Avarn-Oxolt Ban (67 y.o.)
Captain: Ilinx-Kepex Zev
Corners: Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
Free Kicks: Prant-Pertz Gor
Penalties: Prant-Pertz Gor

Kit Information
From a prepared statement from Fuzpon Qusma in lieu of an actual image
"Our home kit will be in our national colours, red & gold. Emblematic of our national flag, a thick two-colour sash will run from the right shoulder down to the left hip, both front & back. The top sash colour will be gold, & the bottom sash colour will be red. Above the sash will be a red field, while below the sash will be a gold field. Our shorts will be red & our socks will be gold. On the back, we will have a large red circle outlined in gold to recall our flag, break the sash, & allow clearer kit numbers, which will be printed in gold, just like the sun on our flag. Highlights throughout the kit will be gold. Our clash kit will be white with the full, uninterrupted, two-colour sash on front & back. We will have black numbers & red highlights, complemented by the same red shorts & gold socks. Our goalkeepers' kits will be black with the sash on the front side only, with white numbers, gold highlights, black shorts, & black socks. We believe that these kits are not only striking, but will represent our country well internationally. We are proud to represent Qusmo, & we eagerly look forward to the matches ahead."

Note on Qusma Culture
All Qusma are biologically androgynous; you should refer to them in your RPs as they or them. Speaking of referring to Qusmi’y, if you plan to use names, know that the “first” name - the long, hyphenated one - is a Qusmi’s family name, & the “last” name - the short, unhyphenated one - is their given name. On the subject of proper nomenclature, when you read my RPs, you should know that Qusmo refers to the country of Qusmo, Qusma is an adjective for something that is from or of Qusmo, a Qusmi is a person who is from Qusmo, & Qusmi’y are a group of more than one Qusmi. (In other words, Qusmo is to Scotland as Qusma is to Scottish as Qusmi is to one Scot as Qusmi'y are to several Scots.) I keep most of my RPs stored in my sportswire; feel free to reference these or contact me directly if you have any questions or would like to learn more.

Qusma History
Total Record
32 wins - 15 draws - 24 losses
1.56 points per match from 71 matches

Competitive Record
25 wins - 11 draws - 15 losses
1.69 points per match from 51 matches

Rushmori Record
3 wins - 1 draw - 5 losses
1.11 points per match from 9 matches
Event                     Opponent          Venue        Result
World Cup 80 Qualifiers Ceni Visitor L 2-5
World Cup 80 Qualifiers Ceni Host L 1-5
Copa Rushmori XXX Valladares Neutral L 0-1 *
Copa Rushmori XXX East Neutralia Neutral W 1-0
Copa Rushmori XXX Savojarna Neutral L 0-1
Copa Rushmori XXX Ceni Neutral L 0-3
World Cup 81 Qualifiers Eastfield Lodge Host D 0-0 *
World Cup 81 Qualifiers Eastfield Lodge Visitor W 6-3 *
Friendly Mytanija Visitor W 1-0 *
Matches with asterisks were played against Group A opponents

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Postby Qusmo » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:10 pm

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Hello, all. Welcome to Spony Luq Television, broadcasting from Qanz, Qusmo. Fans of football in Qusmo have been delighted over the past year, with an impressive performance in World Cup 81 Qualifying followed by a run through Cup of Harmony 73, capped off with a bronze medal. After the national team impressed, Qusma clubs took their turn in the international spotlight, as Fuzpon Qusma was represented in all UICA event group stages & all senior UICA competition knockout rounds. Most memorably, Pug Qusmyra champions KF Qastyr made it all the way to the Champions’ Cup quarterfinals, where they were eliminated by eventual champions RGS Athletic of Eastfield Lodge. Now, the national team prepares to take the stage again, hoping to build off of these impressive performances in Mytanija at Copa Rushmori XXXI. After a successful Tour of the Multiverse friendly campaign, a Qusma side will face a team from Eastfield Lodge again before having rematches with Tour of the Multiverse opponents Mytanija & Copa Rushmori XXX rivals Valladares in Group A, with two tickets to the quarterfinals up for grabs. With that, let’s get to our first question, from a viewer in Qanz.
Did the friendlies mean anything?

Well, Fuzpon Qusma does seem to like its friendlies, but they often don’t give us much predictive power over how Qusmo will do when the matches matter most. Let’s not forget that, after Qusmo defeated the Squornshelan Remnant States in the Cup of Harmony quarterfinals, the team had not won any of their past nine friendlies - but they had not lost in their past fourteen competitive matches to that point, dating back to the first half of World Cup 81 Qualifiers. Qusmo’s latest string of four friendlies, however, featured three wins & a draw against very solid competition. Here’s what we think was different between the latest Tour of the Multiverse & the previous editions of friendlies that Qusmo played.

In short, Qusmo had more motivation. They played more like they were in competitive matches than in friendlies. They started the tour against Tinhampton, the Cup of Harmony 73 champions - who Qusmo would have played in the final had Qusmo beaten Juvencus in the semifinal, just as they had in the group stage of the tournament. The starting lineup was the same as the one which closed out the Cup of Harmony, & many of the players made it clear that they wanted to send a message that they could have beaten the Miners & lifted the trophy had they gotten the opportunity. Every Qusmi on the pitch played with a fire beneath them; to them, even though there were only three thousand people in attendance at the intimate Tin Park, it was no friendly that they were playing in. That’s how they walked away with a 1-0 win.

Next, Qusmo got to play the only other nation to have made its debut in the World Cup 80 cycle to have performed as well as Qusmo thus far. Beepee were the champions of that cycle’s Baptism of Fire, the sixty-seventh edition of the tournament for debutants; however, the South Pacificans have lagged behind Qusmo in performance since then. In World Cup 80 Qualifying, Qusmo wollopped Beepee by a score of 4-0 in Qusmo’s second-ever match, & the first to be played in Beepee’s national stadium; to this date, Qusmo has had no win by a greater margin, & despite a 1-0 loss in the return leg at Mastad Qanza, Qusma fans have thought of their team as clearly better ever since. Qusmo, thus far, stands above Beepee; however, there is one team as new as Qusmo that has not just done as well as the Qusmi’y, but even better: Baker Park. Qusmo certainly has been successful, qualifying for the knockouts at two Cups of Harmony, & even going all the way to the semifinals this time around. However, Baker Park has been even better, qualifying for the World Cup in both its attempts & earning wins at each visit, even gracing the Round of Sixteen in their latest showing. &, after two previous editions of the series, Qusmo had never defeated Baker Park, having one draw & one loss to their name. The players in red & gold wanted a win - & they got it, by a score of 1-0, evening the series overall.

After that, Qusmo went on another road visit, but they did not have to travel outside Atlantian Oceania. In fact, they faced their most familiar foe: Qasden. The two Qs first met in the group stage of Cup of Harmony 72; a draw allowed Qusmo to win Group E, perhaps a springboard for the team’s success the following cycle. Then, Qusmo won a rematch in a friendly. However, the teams’ third match was also the first for Cralt-Nirlo Fox; the Qusmi was a finalist to become the Qads’ manager, & they were invited to lead Qasden for a single match against their homeland as the final test. Qasden secured their first win in the series, & Cralt-Nirlo was hired. Cralt-Nirlo’s high-octane attack had stymied the normally-secure Qusma defense twice before, in 3-1 & 4-3 wins for the Qads, & Qusmo wanted to show one of its own that they still had it. They were not quite able to hand Cralt-Nirlo their first loss against their home country, but the defense played better than they ever had against the former KF Estraj manager, & Prant-Pertz Gor collected a brace that helped push them into Qusmo’s starting lineup to start this Copa Rushmori, allowing Qusmo to earn a hard-fought 2-2 draw in Mastad Qastyra’s opening match.

Finally, to close out the friendly series, Qusma national team manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban put what they felt was their best starting lineup on the pitch. Avarn-Oxolt made it clear, as Qusmo headed back to Rushmore, that the friendly was to be approached as a competitive match; it would prepare the team for the matches to come. After all, that was why they scheduled the friendly in Mytanija, the nation which would host the Copa Rushmori. In fact, it was the first friendly that Qusmo had ever played against an opponent from its own region of Rushmore, despite it being Qusmo’s twentieth friendly overall. Fuzpon Qusma knows that, historically, it has not done well against Rushmori opposition; prior to the World Cup 81 Qualifiers, when Qusmo drew one match & won the other against Eastfield Lodge, Qusmo had a record of five losses in six matches against their regionmates. Their sole win was a 1-0 result against East Neutralia, a nation then-unranked in the KPB & Rushmori rankings, which was barely enough to squeeze Qusmo in as the fourth & final third-place team to advance out of the group stage of Copa Rushmori XXX & into the Round of Sixteen, where they were shellacked by Ceni - by far, Qusmo’s most dominant rival.

Mytanija & Qusmo had never before met, but they had already begun to have some history; when Qusmo advanced to the Copa Rushmori XXX knockout rounds as the tournament’s fourth third-place team, it was Mytanija which was the fifth third-place team, squeezed out on goal difference. Then, in Qusmo’s Cup of Harmony run, their paths came close again. Had Mytanija won their quarterfinal match against Juvencus, the two teams would have played for a place in the tournament final; as it was, Juvencus eliminated Mytanija & then Qusmo in successive rounds. Qusmo & Mytanija had come so close to each other; now, the two teams were to actually meet on the pitch. In the end, a superb defensive effort by Qusmo’s back line secured a major 1-0 win for Qusmo; combined with Qusmo’s performances in World Cup 80 Qualifiers against Eastfield Lodge, perhaps it demonstrates that Qusmo might be putting their woes against other teams from Rushmore behind them.

Qusmo will hope that that, indeed, is the case. Shortly after Qusmo wrapped up its friendly series, it learned that it will be playing Eastfield Lodge, Mytanija, & Valladares in Group A of this Copa Rushmori. This is an incredibly loaded group for Qusmo; had this tournament been organized as it was for its previous two editions, with twenty-four teams split into four pots of six, with the host automatically being placed in Pot 1, every one of Qusmo’s groupmates would have been placed in Pot 1 of this edition. Eastfield Lodge is the top team from Pot 2, & they would be in Pot 1 if not for a poor KPB bonus - or simply how small this tournament is. Mytanija, too, is the top team in its pot, & that does not even take into account the fact that the Mytanars will get to play this Copa Rushmori on their own shores. In fact, Qusmo is tied with Mytanija on ranking points earned in Copas Rushmori; they are one place above the Mytanars in the Rushmori rankings simply on their fraction of a point’s edge in KPB bonus. Meanwhile, Valladares is one of the three regional heavyweights who are the clear favourites to win the tournament - just as they have won two Copas Rushmori in the past, & made the finals of a Cup of Harmony, a World Cup, & two additional Copas Rushmori.

To illustrate what Qusmo is up against, though Qusmo is only 0.13 points ahead of Mytanija in the rankings, they are 16.08 points behind Eastfield Lodge - a gap larger than the number of points possessed by the next-highest-ranked team in this Copa, Pridnestrovia - & 24.22 points behind Valladares; that’s more points than what fourth-ranked, Pot 1 team Pasarga - the team which won Copa Rushmori XXI, Copa Rushmori XXV, & World Cup 72 - has. Curiously, if you look at another set of rankings - the KPBs - it will claim that Qusmo actually is the best team in this group. There, Qusmo is ranked fortieth, above Mytanija’s eighty-eighth, Valladares’s sixty-second, & Eastfield Lodge’s forty-fourth. Keeping Qusmo’s historic struggles against fellow Rushmoris in mind, though, & considering the success that Mytanija, Copa Rushmori XVII champions, & Eastfield Lodge, Copa Rushmori XXVIII champions, & Valladares, Copa Rushmori XXVI & Copa Rushmori XXIX champions, have enjoyed in this tournament, Qusmo certainly has its work cut out for it.

As such, despite Qusmo’s success of late, we cannot expect it to continue in this stellar Group A. That is no indictment of Qusmo’s quality; it is simply a recognition of how talented its opponents will be. The best plausible scenario for Qusmo starts with a draw against Eastfield Lodge on the opening matchday, followed by a win against the hosts. This is the least Qusmo can, realistically, have heading to their final match of the group stage, against Valladares, if they want to make the quarterfinals. Valladares will be heavy favourites; if Qusmo is in need of any points at that stage, they will be in trouble. Still, even with four points, Qusmo will need some help - probably from Valladares. If Valladares wins all three of its group stage matches, & Qusmo’s matches go as we’ve outlined, it would come down to the match between Mytanija & Eastfield Lodge. In that scenario, Qusmo would be through with a Mytanija win or draw, but if Eastfield Lodge comes through with the win, the two teams’ fates would come down to a tiebreaker, with four points apiece & an inconclusive head-to-head tiebreaker.

This is the best-case scenario for Qusmo - but will it actually come to bear? It sets up Qusmo with a mountain of a match to begin; if they don’t get an improbable result against Eastfield Lodge, their hopes will dwindle greatly. Even if they do secure a point on the opening day, they will then need to defeat Mytanija on its home soil; even a draw would likely be enough to send Qusmo packing after the group stage. &, of course, even if Qusmo does hold Eastfield Lodge & even if the team does defeat Mytanija, this advancement scenario would be dependent on other results, & possibly tiebreakers, outside of its control. This is Qusmo’s likeliest path out of the group, but that does not mean that it is likely. In fact, we think that Qusmo has roughly the same odds of advancing out of the group stage as it does crashing out with three losses - a result which would be unprecedentedly bad, among all international competitions any Qusma team has competed in. Instead, we have Qusmo holding Eastfield Lodge to a draw on the opening matchday but following up that performance with one loss to Mytanija & another to Valladares, allowing Valladares to win the group with a perfect nine points, Eastfield Lodge to advance with four, Mytanija to put in a respectable performance with three, & Qusmo to finish dead last with one.

Let’s imagine that, somehow, Qusmo was able to emerge from Group A. Who would they play? The answer is a team from Group B. They would likely be playing Group B’s winner, as Group A’s runner-up; however, if, somehow, Qusmo were to win its group, it would play the runner-up of Group B. In any event, if Qusmo does well in the group stage, fans might want to pay attention to what is happening with Nephara, Darmen, Savojarna, & Oberour Ar Moro. To make things very simple, if Qusmo goes through, they will likely have to face Nephara in the quarterfinals. They are the defending Copa Rushmori champions, & it was only World Cup 74 when they became world champions. They are the highest-ranked team in the region, in both the KPB & Rushmori rankings, & the third-ranked team in the Multiverse. Qusmo has never even faced a team ranked higher than thirteenth in the KPB rankings, much less third, & much less had any semblance of success against such teams. Four points in the group stage & a loss in the second round would be a wonderful accomplishment for Qusmo.

However, if Qusmo can win the group, or if a team can topple Nephara in Group B, things might be a bit different. Behind Nephara in Group B is Darmen, Savojarna, & Oberour Ar Moro. Oberour Ar Moro is a solid team, but Darmen & Savojarna provide challenges that we doubt they can overcome. We expect Nephara to be able to win all of its matches, & we think that Darmen & Savojarna will each be able to take care of business against Oberour Ar Moro. In the end, then, the second ticket out of Group B & into the knockouts will come down to the Matchday One clash between the pair of Copa Rushmori XXX quarterfinalists. We expect that the hockey-lovers, who nearly eliminated Qusmo from the previous Copa Rushmori with a win on the final matchday of the group stage, will be able to earn second place in their group again.

Since we are already indulging ourselves in unlikely hypotheticals, let’s take a look at the other two groups in the tournament; if Qusmo were to advance to the semifinals, it would be a team from one of these that they would play at that stage. Eura is the second-ranked team in the region, & the fourth-ranked team in the world; they are one of the favourites to win the whole tournament, & we certainly don’t expect them to lose their group. Crystalline Caverns has enough quality that they might be able to pull an upset; however, Qusma fans will know star striker Landen Smoker mostly for playing for freshly-relegated KF Rejin, & it would certainly be an upset. Again, the drama comes in determining who will finish second & who will be third. Pridnestrovia performed admirably well in the last edition, & we think that they can continue that good form here; on the other hand, Taeshan was the only team from the last tournament’s top two pots to fail to make the knockout rounds, & we are not confident that they will avoid disappointment this time, either. In fact, we predict that Eura will finish with nine points, Pridnestrovia with six, & Taeshan & Crystalline Caverns each with one.

Finally, then, we arrive at Group D. The group is headlined by Pasarga, ranked eleventh in the world; however, no one can count Sargossa out. In fact, the Corsairs marched all the way to the final in the last edition of this tournament - while Pasarga was left behind in the Round of Sixteen. The previous hosts of this tournament, Cassadaigua will be a challenge from Pot 3; however, they have a lot to deal with in order to get to the quarterfinals. Unfortunately for Mareibat, the sole unranked team in this tournament, that means that the road will be extremely difficult for them. In fact, we do not see them picking up any points in this tournament. However, we do think highly of Cassadaigua, predicting them to hold Sargossa to a draw - but we think even more highly of Sargossa, expecting them to upset Pasarga & win Group D with seven points, followed by Pasarga on six, Cassadaigua on four, & Mareibat on none.

This Copa Rushmori is extremely small in size - but not in talent. It will be a challenge for every team to perform well & even to get out of the group stage. Qusmo has a chance to reach the second round, just as they have in every tournament the national team has ever played in thus far; however, despite all of Qusmo’s talent & recent stellar form, it would still be a major accomplishment just to advance to the quarterfinals.
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Postby Qusmo » Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:08 pm

Important Disclaimer: Of course, I mean no disrespect to Baker Park, Novo Calania, Mriin, Krytenia, or Atlantian Oceania in general. I would assume that all would know that Cralt-Nirlo Fox’s IC frustration does not reflect any sort of OOC animus on my part, but I want to make it absolutely clear nonetheless.

Other Disclaimer: This does include a bit stronger language than my RPs typically use, so fair warning if any of y’all would be offended by that.

Also, as a Decidedly Unimportant Fun Fact: The other time I’ve written about Cralt-Nirlo, it was also just after Qusmo played Eastfield Lodge. & now for the not-so-fun story:

Baker Park & Novo Calania. Of all the godforsaken dumps in this region, why the hell did it have to be Baker Park & Novo Calania? Cralt-Nirlo Fox screamed felt something buried deep within them take over. “Fuck!” they screamed, & they hurled the edition of the Maal Memoirs across the room. It hit the wall with a satisfying thunk & crumpled to the floor in a heap. Fox stood in place, staring at the paper, trembling in pure rage. Fucking Margaret. It was just like Her to fuck with them like this.

Fox was no idiot. They had done their homework preparing to interview for the job. That’s what impressed the Qasden Association Football Association the most about them, after all; without that, they wouldn’t have their job as Qasden’s manager. &, having done their homework, they knew that they wouldn’t have that job for long.

God. Baker Park & Novo Calania? What the fuck was this?

The last time Qasden had played Baker Park, the Qads lost their World Cup 80 Qualifying Playoff on away goals. After that shock upset to the debutants, the QAFA fired Jon Merritt - its manager, & the man who took Qasden to the World Cup for the first time & who won two Cups of Harmony. Boulevard Drucati took over, & they did well in Qasden’s next competition; the Vans made it to the quarterfinals of Cup of Harmony 72, losing only to eventual champions Mercedini. But then, Drucati led the Vans to AOCAF Cup LVI, & their first group stage match was against Novo Calania. In a shock result, they were held to a draw - then drubbed 6-1 by Cosumar & finally vanquished by Siovanija & Teusland to finish with only a single point - which got Drucati fired.

After that, Fox was hired. Fox was hired to lead Qasden back to the stage they were. Fox was hired to lead Qasden back to big moments, to success, to trophies. Fox was hired to beat teams like Baker Park & Novo Calania, to defeat those dæmons of Qasden’s past, to make sure such a thing would never happen again. To ensure that the proud head of the Turkish Van would never bow from such shame.

Fucking shit.

Baker Fucking Park & Novo Fucko Calania.

Qasden lost 2-1 to Baker Park on the opening matchday of AOCAF Cup LVII - Fox’s first regional tournament in charge - but that, perhaps, was to be expected. Baker Park are debutants no longer - ranked twenty-third in the Multiverse (higher than Qasden), twice-consecutive World Cup qualifiers, Round of Sixteen team last time around - & the Qads put up a fight. Nearly got all three points, too, but that damn counterattack got them at the end.

But Novo Calania. Fuck, Novo Calania? How the fuck did Novo Calania beat Qasden? How the fuck did Novo Calania beat Qasden 2-0? A bunch of Ibexi & Eiveces trying to go at it as some sort of unified team, & they were barely even able to pass it to one another, but they still scored two on Qasden? & kept them out entirely? Fuck this shit. Fuck those referees. How the fuck were those referees still eligible to be in charge of matches? & they were fucking Qusmi’y, for fuck’s sake. How many fucking times did Qasden have a goal disallowed? It seemed like everyone on the pitch wearing a blue-&-red shirt - every Qad but the goalkeeper, that is - fell victim to an idiot call by the referees. Honestly, what the fuck? Qasden equalized on a Novo Calania own goal, but it was disallowed for offside. Novo Calania got five penalties; one of them was for a foul Qasden supposedly committed in their own fucking box. & they called it headball. Not “handball,” no fucking sir. Head-fucking-ball.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” Fox shrieked at the top of their lungs. “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Fucking Margaret. & guess who Qasden had up next? Eshan, the highest-ranked team in the fucking group. So Fox was about to crash out of the group stage with zero fucking points, & with losses to Baker Park & Novo Calania, & a fucking bullshit loss to Novo Calania at that. Fucking shit. Jon Merritt had two trophies & Qasden’s first-ever World Cup berth to their name - things Fox certainly didn’t - & they still got sacked after a 1-0 loss in Baker Park confined Qasden to the Cup of Harmony instead of the World Cup. Fox had already spent more time in charge of the team than Boulevard Drucati had, & Drucati had been canned after a one-point AOCAF Cup group stage performance on the heels of a quarterfinal run in the Cup of Harmony. & if Qasden lost this next match - & not losing seemed impossible, the way things were going - Fox would have lost each of their last five competitive matches in charge. & those are the ones which matter. Two losses in the World Cup, three in the AOCAF Cup, & complete flame-outs as the dead last team in their group in each.

After what felt like an eternity, Fox was finally able to regather themselves. “If this is my last match at this tournament, this is my last match as manager. They’ll sack me. Fucking Margaret, they’ll sack me.”

Fox walked over to the newspaper they had thrown earlier, trying to tidy things up, calmed down. It had landed on the help wanted section. “Ball boy wanted: AOCAF Cup Round of Sixteen match, Public Park, Maal. Pay: Five scales.”

“Well, it fucking beats nothing,” Fox muttered as they slowly circled the classified.


This post will, of course, be edited out if any relevant party would like it to be, especially for match information. I based my description of the Baker Park match on their RP of it, & I made liberal use of Novo Calania's RP permission, but I'd certainly understand if either Qasden or Novo Calania/Mriin/Krytenia would rather get to dictate their own match information, rather than having someone who isn't even competing in the tournament to begin with dictating the result.
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Postby Qusmo » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:24 pm

Qusmo? Posting their RP BEFORE the cutoff, not after a FIVE-HOUR EXTENTION? Prepare the bunker: the APOCALYPSE has ARIVED.


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Let me make something perfectly clear.

Fuzpon Qusma SUCKS, & its AWFUL, & its RUINING OUR TEAM, & we’re going to WIN the Copa Rushmori.

If you’ve EVER red this blog, in the articles that talk about it, or if you’ve EVER seen Qusmo play, except when their playing in competitive matches, YOU KNOW that Qusmo CONSTANTLY plays in NON-COMPETITIVE matches. They call them “friendlies.” Well, guess what? I don’t feel very friendly about them.

EVERY SINGLE TIME we play a friendly, we LOSE. Except when we draw, when we or win. & this sets us up for FAILURE. If our team doesn’t BELIEVE that they’ll win, they WONT. & losing is BAD.

But even when we DO win, which is basically never, we STILL don’t win when it counts. We played Mytanija in a friendly two matches before playing them in a COMPETITIVE MATCH in the Copa Rushmori. WHOSE BRILLIANT IDEA WAS THAT? We exposed all our tactics, all our secrets, & all our mysteries, & we lost the elment of SURPRISE. & that’s why we LOST TO MITENAGIA. Or drew or whatever. Or maybe painted. I don’t know. I like paintings, though. Not that “modern art” trash, though. That isn’t art. That’s trash. My kid could do that. & my kid was born - um, I think two weeks or so? No, three. Two weeks ago was the last time I posted to this blog. Nothing in this Multiverse brings me more joy then this blog.

& RAGE. THIS BLOG MAKES ME ANGRY. Well, actually, not this blog per se - more like the things that I write about. I am agry at the SCUM OF THE MULTIVERSE that UNRELENTINGLY, OPPRESSIVELY, INHUMANELY RULE AS DICATORS & TYRANTS OVER OUR BELOVED QUSMA NATIONAL TEEM. In fact, my partner calls it my “tomato face,” because my face gets so red when I’m mad. They tell my kid, “Hey, Tla, looks like someone’s got a tomato face!” & then they take Tla to the basement & lock the door until they stop hearing very quiet, polite keyboard typing & screaming.

& nothing makes me ANGRYER than to watch HELPLESSLY as FUZPON QUSMA DESTROYS FOOTBALL. But I am consoled by the fact that QUsmo will win anyway. In fact, QUSMO WILL WIN THE COPA RUSHMORI. Just look at it. EASTFIELD LODGE HAS BROKEN QUSMO’S CURSE AGINST RUSHMORE. Before Eastfield Lodge? ONE WIN & FIVE LOSSES in six matches against Rushmore - & that win was against East Neutralia. East Neutralia! Unranked in Rushmore, unranked in the Multiverse. & that was just because Qusmo is guaranteed to advance out of every group stage it ever participates in. That’s just a fact, like Qusmo beating Omerica.

But now, Eastfield Lodge is the new Omerica. Since we’ve started playing Eastfield Lodge, we have THREE WINS, TWO DRAWS, & NO LOSSES against Rushmore. & look at those draws: the first was breaking the Rushmore Curse, so there was still some residual effect in play, so tht’s understandable. & the second was against Matanaja, right after we beat Mitteraga before. Our AWFUL, TERRIBLE, RIGGED experience against Juvencus should have taught us that we’re going to suck when we play against a team for the second time in a tournament. & the last friendly before the tournament is basically the same tournament, so it really just proves that we are fantastic against Rushmore now if we got a drawing out of it. There’s no going down. We will beat Valladares, & we will win this group. & then, guess what? The winners of Group A get to wear their first-choice colours throughout the entire knockout rounds. We will be wearing red & gold, NOT white, & we will have just broken the Rushmore Curse. Just as long as another team from Group A doesn’t make it to the final, the region ought to just save themselves the trouble of hosting & give us the trophy now. You can bet your watch on it. You can bet your mortgage on it. You can bet your access to television broadcasting Qusmo matches on it. Actually, no. That’s priceless. You can’t do that. But you can bet your kid on it.

I did.




ESCA, Mytanija—For the final match of Qusmo’s Copa Rushmori XXXI group stage, KF Qastyr player Forzu-Ralox Kal will start in right midfield for the national team, instead of KF Trew’s Ilinx-Iblix Tla; with their team having scored just one goal in two matches thus far, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban hopes the Champions’ Cup quarterfinalist can provide a spark from the right side of the pitch that Ilinx-Iblix could not in Qusmo’s first two matches of the tournament.
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Hello, all. Welcome to Spony Luq Television, broadcasting from Qanz, Qusmo. Qusmo has defied all expectations to win Group A of Copa Rushmori XXXI, with a win over Eastfield Lodge to open the group stage, a draw against hosts Mytanija, & a victory over top seeds Valladares to finish group play. In this smaller-sized tournament, teams are heading straight from the group stage to the quarterfinals; the group stage was the round of sixteen. So, Qusmo will play Group B runners-up Savojarna in the quarterfinals in Esca, with the winner playing either Cassadaigua or Eura for a spot in the final. First, we have a question from a viewer in Esca, Mytanija.
What just happened in Group A?

Well, not a whole lot. Qusmo scored one goal against Eastfield Lodge in their opening match & another against Valladares to win the group. Mytanija also scored in their final group stage match, against Eastfield Lodge. Those three goals were the only scores that took place in six Group A matches. Eastfield Lodge & Valladares will head home as the only two teams in this tournament to have not scored a goal, while Mytanija is the only nation to have scored precisely one. In fact, even though Qusmo was the most “prolific” offense in Group A, it scored no more than the other three groups’ least-successful attack. This isn’t really out of the ordinary for Qusmo, a normally defensively-minded team. In the last tournament the Qusmi’y played in, Cup of Harmony 73, four of Qusmo’s seven matches ended 1-0 in Qusmo’s favour. & the only other time Qusmo competed in a Copa Rushmori, every match they played in the group stage ended with exactly one goal scored, with one win & two losses among them.

With its win on Matchday Three, Qusmo avenged the loss they suffered in their debut match in a Copa Rushmori. Defeating regional powerhouses Valladares - & eliminating them in the group stage of the competition they won for the second time just two editions ago - was a tough task, but it won’t get any easier for Qusmo, as they face another foe from the last tournament. Qusmo needed only a point in their final group stage match, against Savojarna, to move on, but after a 1-0 loss, they were nearly eliminated, needing results in other groups to go their way to advance as the fourth of four third-place teams to advance to the Round of Sixteen, where they were taken apart by Ceni - in Qusmo’s rival’s last win to date.

Now, Qusmo will face Savojarna again, after the Savojars drew Darmen & then Oberour Ar Moro before defeating defending Copa Rushmori champions Nephara. Savojarna only has one win in this tournament, admittedly, but it will be a massive challenge for the Qusmi’y. Savojarna is peaking at exactly the right time, & they are more than ready to go for the knockout rounds. Whoever emerges from this knockout round will be in excellent position for the future. If the match goes into a penalty shootout, both teams will earn one ranking point in the regional rankings; otherwise, the winner will earn three. Currently, Qusmo would stand to finish this tournament ninth in the regional rankings - a record high, after entering Copa Rushmori XXX unranked & this Copa seventeenth - but they would fall to twelfth if all group winners are defeated within one hundred twenty minutes in the quarterfinals. On the other side of the touchline, Savojarna would be in sixth at the moment, though they could fall as far as tenth if they lose, depending on other results. &, of course, it is worth noting that KPB bonus will change between now & the next edition of this tournament. However, Qusmo would hurdle Savojarna to claim sixth place in the standings if they win in one hundred twenty minutes, while Savojarna would move up to fifth if they could earn three points. & whoever wins will get two matches - a semifinal & either a final or third-place match - to try to earn even more ranking points. This is a battle between two rising powers, the winner of which will announce to Rushmore as forces to be reckoned with, will be only one match away from a final, & will be in great position to have favourable group draws from which to build success in the future, as a likely Pot 1 team.

Rk   Nation              Points
1 Nephara 30.72
2 Eura 30.27
3 Sargossa 20.22
4 Valladares 18.98
5 Pasarga 17.12
6 Savojarna 14.27
7 Darmen 13.55
8 Pridnestrovia 12.66
9 Qusmo 12.33
10 Eastfield Lodge 12.13
11 Ceni 12.01
12 Cassadaigua 11.80
13 Taeshan 11.34
14 Mytanija 9.34
15 Yuezhou 5.77
16 Olastor 5.13
17 Sarrbia 3.39
18 Thibaea 3.38
19 Northern Natanians 3.31
20 Oberour Ar Moro 3.05
21 Sameba 2.92
22 Mapletish 2.87
23 Crystalline Caverns 1.95
24 Dunnes 1.78
25 Mareibat 1.75
26 The Askari Union 1.14
27 New Gelderland 0.86
28 Rou Scotan 0.57
Kalosia 0.57
30 Alitaba 0.29
31 Philamer Isle 0.00
East Neutralia 0.00
St Trinians 0.00


Qusmo has performed phenomenally well this year. In every competition, they have improved their performance. They did not finish seventh out of ten in World Cup Qualifying; they finished third. They did not lose in the Cup of Harmony Round of Sixteen; they won a bronze medal. At the club level, no Qusma team had made the group stage of any UICA competition, but every UICA group stage featured at least one Qusma team this time around, including KF Qastyr, which advanced all the way to the Champions’ Cup Quarterfinals - far from the First Preliminary Round exit they had taken just one year prior. Now, after a weak third-place group finish in Copa Rushmori XXX & Round of Sixteen blowout, Qusmo finds itself in the quarterfinals of the tournament as group winners. There can be no doubt that Qusmo is having a golden year. Still, Savojarna is capable of fantastic things, as evidenced by their defeat of Nephara in just their last match. They have a successful offense, & they were able to unlock Qusmo’s defense last year in their 1-0 group stage win. Now, with the stakes even higher, we think that the Savojars will be able to pull it out again. Savojarna is solid on both sides of the ball, & if they can get just one goal, we think that they might be able to keep their sheet clean against a fairly quiet Qusma offense & book their ticket to the semifinals.

There, we think they will face Eura. Just one look at the teams’ defensive records reveals why: while Eura has not conceded a single goal all tournament long - a feat matched only by Group A’s Qusmo & Mytanija - en route to winning each of their three group stage matches - which is something only Sargossa has done among this tournament’s other teams - Cassadaigua conceded seven times during its group stage, tied for second-most in the tournament. That’s why they are the only team in the quarterfinals which took less than five points from the group stage, & it’s why they’re the only team in the quarterfinals with a negative goal differential. Cassadaigua’s offense performed roughly as well as Eura’s in this group stage, but that was aided by a Group D which seemed, stylistically, the opposite of Group A, with the team that conceded the least goals in the group having conceded just as many, if not more, than every other team in the tournament. Taking that into account, Eura may actually have an edge offensively - & they certainly do defensively. We expect them to win.

In the other half of the bracket, two teams loom large. Taeshan always has a solid defense, but they will face - by far - the most prolific offense in this tournament. Sargossa has scored fourteen goals in just three group stage matches, eight more than this tournament’s next-best offensive performance. That’s why they won all three of their group stage matches - & we don’t expect them to stop now. Meanwhile, hosts Mytanija will face defending Copa Rushmori champions Nephara in the other quarterfinal. Nephara slipped up against Savojarna, but make no mistake: Nephara had nothing to play for at that point. They had already won the group after two 2-0 wins, & they started young players to give them experience. They conceded their first two goals of the tournament in that match, & emerged with a blemish on their group stage record, but they will come into their matchup with the hosts more rested & ready to go. If what we predict - wins by Nephara & Sargossa - come to pass, it will lead to a rematch of last year’s final in the semifinal. That would certainly be a massive match to watch, though one shouldn’t overlook a clash between Savojarna & Eura in the other half of the bracket - or underestimate Savojarna’s chances.

Nephara had not conceded once before they faced Savojarna, but the hockey-lovers scored twice. If Savojarna defeats Qusmo, they will have beaten a team that, before that point, had not conceded, either. So, Savojarna will not be fazed by a Euran team which kept a clean sheet throughout the whole group stage. Savojarna will ride their momenum from wins over Nephara & Qusmo to surprise Eura & seize the opportunity to advance to their first Copa Rushmori final. On the other half, Sargossa has had an astounding offensive performance thus far, scoring at a rate of nearly five goals per match on average. Nephara might be rested entering the quarterfinals, but we think they will have to fight tooth & claw against fierce opposition before they can beat the hosts, who have not conceded so far this tournament. That will eliminate Nephara’s edge & open the door for Sargossa to avenge their defeat by simply overwhelming Nephara with its superior offense.

That would set up a third-place match between two established regional powers & a final between two relative newcomers. For the former, third-place matches are often decided by who is most motivated to come out & compete after being eliminated so close to the final. When we look at the two sides, we have absolutely no doubt that colourful Aidan Brosque will be able to channel those emotions into a call to arms for Nephara to defeat Eura, who might come out a bit flat-footed. Finally, what we’ve all been waiting for: the final. Sargossa-Savojarna might not have been the bookkeepers’ pick for a final, but it is ours, & it would certainly be interesting. Savojarna would likely be ecstatic just to get to this point - but Sargossa would see it as a piece of unfinished business. Sargossa knows what it is like to go so far & then flag at the final hurdle. Sargossa will not be willing to do that for a second year in a row - & their amazing offense will not let them. Viewers, there you have it: we believe that Savojarna will emerge as Copa Rushmori XXXI champions.

Then again, we have been wrong before. In fact, we only correctly predicted four of the eight teams still left in this tournament - & we dismissed Qusmo winning Group A as a mere fantasy. So, who knows? Perhaps Qusmo can advance to the semifinals - or, maybe, just maybe, even go further.
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Qusmo U21 readies itself for major Di Bradini Cup opportunity

Qusmo U21 national team manager Lucex-Kynda Uzo has voiced confidence ahead of a Di Bradini Cup campaign in which Qusmo has found itself in a group with The South Falls, Robostania, & Third Asopia.

“I think we have a wonderful chance of advancing to the knockout rounds,” said Lucex-Kynda, “& perhaps even as a group winner.” In the last edition of this tournament, Qusmo finished second in its group to Cosumar but defeated dark horse championship candidate Neo-Romanum before being defeated by eventual champions Mapletish in the quarterfinals.

“Neither the U21 team nor the senior team has ever played any of the teams in our group, either in a tournament setting or in a friendly. That’s meant that my staff & I have had our hands full researching these teams & their tendencies, but we are confident that we know the strengths & weaknesses both of our own team & those of our opponents - & we’re very confident with how we match up,” declared the manager.

“Our first opponent is The South Falls. Their senior team finished last in Group O in the Baptism of Fire, with one point from three matches, & then went on to finish eighth out of ten in World Cup Qualifying Group 15, with fourteen points from eighteen matches. That’s the extent of their senior team’s performances in competition. Qusmo, of course, has a much better record in senior team competition, but we’re not in a senior team tournament,” Lucex-Kynda noted.

“They’re our only group opponents who have competed in a youth national team football tournament before, & they didn’t fare much better. Last year, they were one of three teams to lose all three of their Di Bradini Cup group stage matches. They had the worst goal differential of the tournament, by a margin of two goals, the worst defense of the tournament, by a margin of three goals, & the worst performance in total,” Lucex-Kynda exclaimed.

“That said, it won’t be a walk in the park,” the manager cautioned. “A lot of the reason The South Falls did so poorly was because of their first match, against Cassadaigua. They lost by a whopping 2-7 scoreline. They lost by five in their first match, but they only lost by three against Savojarna, & then they nearly drew Mapletish in a 2-1 decision on the final matchday. That’s the champions of the tournament we’re talking about. We lost by the same margin. They were knocked around early, but they clearly grew much better throughout the course of the tournament. They conceded twelve goals in their three group stage matches, so our strategy will be to hit them hard & fast on offense, but if they can pick up from where they left off in their last Di Bradini Cup match, we could be in for quite a match.”

“Next, we have Robostania on the schedule. It has been difficult to get good scouting on this team,” the manager admitted. “In fact, one of my scouts reported that they play a 4-3-4 formation - & didn’t say a word about who they might have on the bench. Of course, they’ve since left Fuzpon Qusma, but there will still be some unknowns with the team. They’ve only ever entered Campionato Esportiva, & they were locked into a very tough group. They played Brenecia & Newmanistan, &, very importantly, they only lost 1-0 to each. They may not have won, but those are very impressive scorelines, indicative of a quality team that can have success - &, indeed, they did pick up three points against South Toronto, in a 4-2 win. We don’t know much about their U21 team, unfortunately, but on the basis of their senior team alone, we can’t count them out.”

“Finally, we’ll close out the group stage in a match against Third Asopia. They may be the toughest to figure out before the tournament starts, so I’m glad that we’ll have two matches worth of data to analyze before we have to play them,” noted Lucex-Kynda. “Third Asopia will be playing in the Independents Cup, but it will be their debut in a national team tournament, regional or multiversal, senior or youth. We just don’t know what to expect from them. The hope is, though, that we’ll have the experience that they lack to power through what they might have. & we’ll be hoping that we’ll have booked our ticket to the knockouts with two wins already by the time we play them.”

“Ultimately, we’re going to go into this tournament expecting to get out of the group stage. We’re the only team in this group who has ever gotten out of a group stage in a national team football tournament before, & we expect to do so again. We have a great group of players. Just look at our midfield: half of our four starters won bronze medals at the last Cup of Harmony. & this team made it all the way to the quarterfinals in the last edition of this tournament & gave Mapletish a good fight. Our goal is for this team to get at least that far, & perhaps even further - though, by the quarterfinals, we might have to face a team from the Group of Deathanija,” Kynda-Lucex chuckled. “The difference between Group C & Group D is stark. In Group C, any one of those teams could go far in this tournament; here, we are the clear favourites to win our group. & that’s what we’re going to set out to do.”

Twenty-Five-Player National Team Roster
Players assigned shirts 1-11 will start Group Stage Matchday One

N° Ps Name (Age) Club

1 GK Zorno-Elfon Uzo (21) Image KF Lilnim (Pug Qusmyra)
12 GK Elfon-Belaj Sal (21) Image KF Brel (Pug Qusmyra)
25 GK Kresp-Japil Cuf (18) Image KF Voraxan (Pug Qelamajza)

2 CB Axelv-Xilit Ono (20) Image KF Gelf (Pug Qusma)
3 LB Cinic-Denir Aka (21) Image KF Vlonz (Pug Qusmyra)
4 RB Rilan-Denir Tla (20) Image KF Lilnim (Pug Qusmyra)
13 CB Tlanx-Xeral Miz (21) Image KF Niflic (Pug Qusma)
14 CB Zilot-Trenj Miz (19) Image Mido-Hinode University (Hinodejin Intercollegiate Top League)
15 CB Sevet-Kynda Val (21) Image KF Abork (Pug Qusma)
16 LB Cralt-Zylyz Ard (20) Image KF Atlark (Pug Qusma)
17 RB Yivix-Lucex Jan (19) Image KF Ixic (Pug Qusmyra)

5 DM Dwada-Dalox Wek (21) Image KF Rejin (Pug Qusmyra)
6 LM Kynda-Sevet Pec (20) Image KF Koflir (Pug Qusmyra)
7 RM Vlont-Balax Mal (18) Image KF Trew (Pug Qusmyra)
8 CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok (21) Image KF Werzin (Pug Qusmyra)
18 DM Penac-Fenaz Wyt (19) Image KF Ixic (Pug Qusmyra)
19 RM Ajark-Japil Jan (20) Image KF Poljak (Pug Qusmyra)
20 AM Falax-Ilinx Jan (21) Image KF Brel (Pug Qusmyra)
21 AM Dalox-Lenpi Mal (21) Image KF Qasym (Pug Qusmyra)

9 LW Ucyxi-Tylyr Fox (20) Image KF Dynynon (Pug Qusmyra)
10 RW Ucyxi-Slokt Eva (21) Image KF Werzin (Pug Qusmyra)
11 ST Rilan-Jerat Nev (19) Image KF Trew (Pug Qusmyra)
22 SS Kepex-Matez Abe (21) Image KF Estraj (Pug Qusmyra)
23 LW Slokt-Xalan Tla (21) Image KF Fryvvyn (Pug Qusmyra)
24 ST Upuln-Vlont Jan (19) Image KF Vlosk (Pug Qusma)

Special Roles
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
Manager: Lucex-Kynda Uzo (45 y.o.)
Captain: Yamaj-Blonz Jok
Corners: Kynda-Sevet Pec
Free Kicks: Rilan-Jerat Nev
Penalties: Rilan-Jerat Nev

Kit Information
From a prepared statement from Fuzpon Qusma in lieu of an actual image
"Our home kit will be in our national colours, red & gold. Emblematic of our national flag, a thick two-colour sash will run from the right shoulder down to the left hip, both front & back. The top sash colour will be gold, & the bottom sash colour will be red. Above the sash will be a red field, while below the sash will be a gold field. Our shorts will be red & our socks will be gold. On the back, we will have a large red circle outlined in gold to recall our flag, break the sash, & allow clearer kit numbers, which will be printed in gold, just like the sun on our flag. Highlights throughout the kit will be gold. Our clash kit will be white with the full, uninterrupted, two-colour sash on front & back. We will have black numbers & red highlights, complemented by the same red shorts & gold socks. Our goalkeepers' kits will be black with the sash on the front side only, with white numbers, gold highlights, black shorts, & black socks. We believe that these kits are not only striking, but will represent our country well internationally. We are proud to represent Qusmo, & we eagerly look forward to the matches ahead."

Note on Qusma Culture
All Qusma are biologically androgynous; you should refer to them in your RPs as they or them. Speaking of referring to Qusmi’y, if you plan to use names, know that the “first” name - the long, hyphenated one - is a Qusmi’s family name, & the “last” name - the short, unhyphenated one - is their given name. On the subject of proper nomenclature, when you read my RPs, you should know that Qusmo refers to the country of Qusmo, Qusma is an adjective for something that is from or of Qusmo, a Qusmi is a person who is from Qusmo, & Qusmi’y are a group of more than one Qusmi. (In other words, Qusmo is to Scotland as Qusma is to Scottish as Qusmi is to one Scot as Qusmi'y are to several Scots.) I keep most of my RPs stored in my sportswire; feel free to reference these or contact me directly if you have any questions or would like to learn more.

Qusma History
World Cup Qualifying: Seventh (80) & Third (81)
Cup of Harmony: Round of Sixteen (72) & Third Place (73)
Copa Rushmori: Round of Sixteen (30) & Quarterfinals (31)
Champions’ Cup: First Preliminary Round (71) & Quarterfinals (72)
Di Bradini Cup: Quarterfinals (43) & ? (44)

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Postby Qusmo » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:33 am

Sorry; I had a heck of a weekend, & I didn't have time to do anything for NS Sport.

To recognize the up-&-coming U21 footballers who are showcasing their talents to the Multiverse in the Di Bradini Cup, we've decided to showcase some up-&-coming U21 journalistic talents to the Multiverse & allow them to cover the tournament in their unique, cutting-edge, youth-engaging style. Please enjoy part one of this series - perhaps, dare we say, part one of the future of journalism.

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Postby Qusmo » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:34 am

As you can see, I ran out of time just a little bit at the end.

In Group D, Qusmo is one of five teams which are through with a match in hand. If they can earn a point against Third Asopia, or if the South Falls can earn a point against Robostania, Qusmo will win the group & advance to a knockout fixture against Group A’s runner-up; if they do fall to second, though, they will face the winners of Group A in the Round of Sixteen. Meanwhile, Robostania has the inside track on the other ticket out of Group D, & they are the only ones who could overtake Qusmo for first place. Robostania would guarantee advancement (& keep alive the possibility of winning the group) by winning against the South Falls, but even a point would do as long as Third Asopia does not defeat Qusmo by at least three. Next, we arrive at the South Falls, which also has a clear path cut out for it: it needs to defeat Robostania to surpass it for second. If Third Asopia does not defeat Qusmo, they’d be through; otherwise, they would require either a larger margin of victory or more goals scored. Finally, we arrive at Third Asopia. If they do not defeat Qusmo, they cannot advance; however, that’s not all. If Robostania defeats the South Falls, Third Asopia cannot advance no matter what it does. If Robostania & the South Falls draw, Third Asopia would need to defeat Qusmo by at least three goals to have any shot at advancement. & if the South Falls defeats Robostania, Third Asopia would need to match the South Falls’s margin to have a chance of going through.

The two teams from Group D who go through will face teams from Group A - &, like Qusmo’s group, it features a team that has clinched advancement through to the next round. By virtue of Equestrian States-Filindostan being on the schedule for Matchday Three, even if Sharktail loses, only one team can catch up. Similarly, Cassadaigua has been eliminated, as at least one of the Equestrian States or Filindostan will earn at least one point, pushing the gap in points to an insurmountable lead. Sharktail only needs to earn a point against Cassadaigua to advance as group winners; else, if the other match ends in a draw, Sharktail will win the group. For another team to do that, Sharktail must lose to Cassadaigua, the result of Equestrian States-Filindostan must be decisive, & at least one of these matches must be decided by a multigoal margin. Of course, the calculations are easy for the Equestrian States & Filindostan to make. They each have a shot of winning their group with a win & a Sharktail loss, given sufficient margins, but either of them would advance with a win over the other; in the event of a draw, however, the Equestrian States would go through on superior goals scored. In other words, the Equestrian States just need a point, while Filindostan needs a win.

The winners of Round of Sixteen matches between Group A & Group D teams will face teams from either Group B or Group C in the quarterfinals. Eura has not technically clinched advancement yet, but they have an open path forward. A point against Taeshan would see them not only advance, but advance as group winners. Even a one-goal loss would be certain see them through, & paired with a Beepee loss, draw, or win of at most three, could see them win the group. In fact, unless Beepee defeats Lochario, Eura will advance no matter what. On the other hand, Lochario has a path forward almost as difficult as it is for Eura to not advance. They would need to defeat Beepee by at least two goals, & they would need Taeshan to lose - possibly by a multigoal margin, too. For Beepee & Taeshan, though, it’s not too difficult - for the most part, unless that multigoal loss scenario comes into play & Lochario comes back into the mix, whoever has the best result will advance from Group C. If the two teams are identical in scores & scorelines, Beepee would have the advantage thanks to a 1-0 win in their first match of the tournament.

Whoa, Group C looks tough.

Also, who cares about E-G?

Bye.
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  • Baker Park (24)
  • Audioslavia (29)
  • Qusmo (40)
  • Main Nation Ministry (56)
  • Beepee (66)
  • Siovanija & Teusland (68)
  • The Macabees (69)
  • North Prarie (70)
  • Squornshelan Remnant States (82)*
  • Kelssek (86)*
  • Polkopia (87)*
  • Mytanija (88)*
  • Geisenfried (90)*
  • Competitive Solitaire (91)
  • Freeport (92)*
  • Lochario (93)
  • Dreamplanet (94)*
  • Michine (97)*
  • Santa Rafa (97)*
  • Cobrio (99)*
  • Kavagrad (100)*

Lucex-Kynda Uzo, manager of Qusmo’s U21 team, was deep in thought when the papers plopped on their desk. They looked up to find their assistant manager standing, waiting, expectantly.

Yivix-Belaj Ivo tapped their foot on the linoleum floor. Those damn Valanorians or Valanors or whatever they were called had bad taste in floors, apparently. “Well?”

“Well what? What the hell is this, Ivo? I don’t have all day; I’ve got a match to prepare for,” Uzo barked.

“Relax, Uzo. I can explain this all to you. It’s actually quite interesting,” they mused.

“Well, then, tell me what’s so interesting,” Uzo responded, never one to miss an opportunity to get in a word.

“Alright, so you see those twenty-one teams on that first page?”

“Yeah, they’re a bunch of random names; can we move on to the interesting bits a bit quicker?”

“I’m getting to it, don’t worry,” Ivo tried to calm their boss. “Anyways, they might look it, but they’re not random. If you take a closer look, you’ll see that all of those teams are currently ranked in the top one hundred in the KPB rankings, & that none of those teams entered World Cup 79 Qualifying.”

“Audioslavia? Bloody hell, you did your maths wrong; they’ve been around a lot longer than 79.”

“Yes,” Ivo agreed, “but they didn’t play in that edition.” Ivo saw the quizzical look on Uzo’s face. “Remember the Jaffacake scandal?”

“Which one?” Uzo retorted.

“I guess that’s fair,” Ivo admitted. “Remember back when Jaffacake was president of the World Cup Committee?”

“Margaret, how could I forget? How did the Committee ever think he could be a halfway decent choice for the job?”

“Money. Money talks. Especially in international football. In fact, that’s a main reason why Audioslavia withdrew from World Cup 79 Qualification; a corruption scandal rocked the whole association,” Ivo continued. “Audioslavia plummeted down the rankings all the way from fifth to forty-fifth, & they missed the next World Cup, too; they still haven’t recovered.”

“Okay, but what’s this got to do with the match against Beepee? My clock’s ticking, you know,” Uzo persisted.

“Well,” Ivo hesitated. “it has to do with the team talk you just gave.”

“What about it?”

“Well,” Ivo settled in. “Do you see how high Beepee is on that list? They’re fifth out of twenty-one - & that’s just the teams which are in the top hundred of the KPB rankings. There are many, many more further below. Perhaps the next page could help more.”

  • Baker Park (24)
  • Qusmo (40)*
  • Main Nation Ministry (56)*
  • Beepee (66)
  • Siovanija & Teusland (68)
  • The Macabees (69)*
  • North Prarie (70)
  • Competitive Solitaire (91)
  • Lochario (93)*

“Alright, so what’s this mean?” Uzo asked again.

“Here, you’ll see teams which competed in Baptism of Fire 67 or as unranked nations in World Cup 80 Qualifying which are in the top hundred in the Multiverse now,” Ivo offered. “Again, even though I’ve only listed the nine teams that are in the top hundred, thirty-six teams debuted at that Baptism of Fire, & another thirty-five came into Qualifying unranked, for a total of seventy-one on the full list. I just didn’t want to waste the paper.”

“Oh, you & your tree-hugging ‘environmentalism,’” Uzo scoffed. “Boo-hoo. What’s it mean?”

“Well, as I was saying earlier, Beepee is high on that list. They’re fourth out of, really, seventy-one nations.”

“So what?” Uzo asked, pointedly.

“So I think your team talk might have downplayed how good Beepee is,” Ivo relented.

Ivo thought about what Uzo had said in the locker room. “We’re gonna bury these sissies into the dirt! They won’t know what hit ‘em! If I don’t see 4-0 on the scoreboard by halftime, I’m going to be disappointed!” It was hyperbole, sure. & Ivo could see that it fired some of the players up - but Ivo feared that it also made some players feel too confident about the match. Cocky, even.

“I know that match at Woodlands is well-remembered. But let’s also not forget the circumstances going into that match. Beepee debuted in the first South Torontan Invitational Cup. They won twice & drew once in the group stage before winning their quarterfinal, semifinal, & final. They won the tournament. Then they played in Baptism of Fire 67, where they won four & drew one in the group stage before prevailing on penalties in the Round of Sixteen & then winning outright their quarterfinal, semifinal, & final. They won two consecutive tournaments, unbeaten in both. & they held Ceni - Ceni, of all teams, who has beaten us by at least three all three times we’ve played them - to a single goal in the match before they played us. I realize we did well at Woodlands, but they were a dangerous team then, there’s nothing to suggest they aren’t a dangerous team now, &, in fact, I think it would be dangerous to assume otherwise.”

“Ivo,” Uzo replied, “that’s precisely my point. Everyone thought Beepee was doing so well. They were so tough, so fearsome. The STIC & the Baptism of Fire? Unbeaten? That’s a mighty impressive resume for debutants. & we were headed into the Woodlands Stadium, right in the heart of Norfolk Woodlands, for the first match the Beepeean National Team had ever played in their home country. & we wiped the floor with them. Four-oh, remember?”

“Yes, I do. But don’t you think that if that team was overconfident as a result of all those accomplishments & facing an unranked team, parallels could be drawn to -”

“I don’t give a damn for your parallels,” bellowed Uzo. “The fact is, we’re playing Beepee, & the fact is, we’re better than Beepee. It’s a miracle they beat Baker Park; they only managed to do it because of a BS penalty. You want to talk about corruption in football? The only way Beepee could have ‘won’ that spot kick is if they had paid off the referee. & of the two BPs, I’d much rather face this one. Everyone thinks they’re so good because they beat Lochario, Taeshan, & Baker Park. Well, guess what? Those three teams have a combined total of two wins in this entire tournament - & both of those wins came against teams which had precisely zero points & were eliminated as the team finishing dead last in their group. If you want to blather about with stats, two can play that game, Ivo. But the most important game is the one that’ll be happening on the pitch at the Cathedral - & we’re going to win it.” Uzo stood up & walked out of the small, cramped office. Ivo heard them slam a door.

Ivo knew full well where Uzo what believed & why they believed it. That win against Beepee had been baked into the collective consciousness of Qusma football. Beating an opponent that had been doing so well in their first home international, & in Qusmo’s first match outside Qanz, was a victory to be proud of, & the giant margin made the day legendary. To this day, neither the senior nor a youth Qusma team had ever won a match by a margin greater than the four that Qusmo won by that day. Still, what so many people forgot was that in the return leg, when so many Qusmi’y were so confident, recalling that blowout at Woodlands Stadium, Qusmo had actually lost, 1-0. Ivo looked at the third page of the handout they had prepared for Uzo.

Beepee 2–0 Lochario
Baker Park 0–1 Beepee
Beepee v. Qusmo

Three consecutive matches for Beepee. Would it be three consecutive wins against opposition from the Class of the Eightieth Cycle?

Qusmo’s second quarterfinal in their second Di Bradini Cup was tomorrow, but unlike the manager on the opposite end of the touchline, Yivix-Belaj Ivo was most definitely not totally stoked.
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The following press release uses several Qusmu words. Translations are provided for all Qusmu words (in the order in which they first appear), & I think that most of the text should be fairly straightforward to read, but in case you’re having any trouble for any reason or would just prefer an all-English version, I’ve spoilered one at the bottom. The all-English version & the Qusmu-to-English word translations are provided for your benefit, but what’s actually been released to the public ICly is only the first version of the press release.

Also, good luck to all competitors in the Olympics! Antipathy towards participants is, of course, entirely IC.

Qusmu to English Dictionary

spon (spahn) n. sport
Qusma (KOO-zmah) pr. adj. adjective form of Qusmo
Qusmo (KOO-zmoh) pr. n. nation, country, state; homeland; Qusmo
Qanz (kahnz) pr. n. capital city of Qusmo
Qusmi’y (KOO-zmee-eh) pl. pr. n. people from Qusmo, people of Qusmo
fuzpon (FOO-zpahn) n. (association) football, soccer
kypiny (KIP-in-eh) pl. n. team, side; club, organization
fuzpona (FOO-zpah-nah) adj. adjective form of fuzpon
opolqy (oh-POLE-keh) pl. n. cities, towns, urban areas
qavaxujz (KAH-vakz-uzsh) n. tier, level
pugy (PUH-geh) pl. n. league, association; competition
puky (PUH-keh) pl. n. tournament, cup; competition; trophy
glomrakory (GLOHM-rah-koh-reh) pl. n. organizations, groups
spona (SPAH-na) adj.
hibuzpon (HIH-booh-zpahn) n. baseball
sibuzpon (SIH-booh-zpahn) n. softball
harizpon (HAH-rih-zpahn) n. equestrian, (horseback) riding
Qusmi (KOO-zmee) pr. n. person from Qusmo, person of Qusmo
hacuzpon (HAH-chuh-zpahn) n. horse racing
qujz (koohzsh) n. justice; fairness; due
dujz (doohzsh) prep. for; towards
luq (loohk) n. all; everyone, everybody
tug (toohg) conj. &
peq (pek) prep. above; more than; superseding



SPON QUSMA

Press Release: Spon Qusma Statement on the Games of the XIII Olympiad
For immediate release

QANZ, Qusmo – Spon Qusma is the official governing body of sport in Qusmo. As an organization, we have been tasked with the mission of promoting excellence in sport for all Qusmi’y. We take this mandate seriously, & we look to organizations under our domain such as Fuzpon Qusma as sterling examples of the power of sport in Qusmo.

Fuzpon Qusma has been phenomenally successful in its brief tenure, overseeing the construction of more than two dozen stadia capable of hosting international events, including the Youth Cup 24 semifinals & final, the Series B Champions’ Cup 69 final, & the Copa de Campeones 45 final. Qusma teams have been successful in international competition, reaching at least the quarterfinal of each of the Di Bradini Cup, Copa Rushmori, Cup of Harmony, & Champions’ Cup. Kypiny fuzpona Qusma are strong not just at the top, but closer to the grassroots across the country, too, with three hundred twenty kypiny from eighty opolqy competing in a healthy five-qavaxujz pyramid with sixteen pugy & several senior & youth puky at stake. Fuzpon Qusma has demonstrated not only the power of fuzpon in Qusmo, but the power of Qusmo in fuzpon.

With such an impressive resume in our first major foray, we know that many foreign observers expect Spon Qusma to enter a delegation for the next major competition of sport: the Games of the XIIIth Olympiad, to be hosted in Republica of the Free Republics. They know that we have excellent competitors in all events, & that Qusmi’y are capable of taking home medals, & even gold medals, in any competition they would enter. However, as an organization, after consulting with all our constituent glomrakory spona, we have decided not to submit a delegation for this Games of the Olympiad, nor any other Games of the Olympiad nor Olympic Winter Games for the foreseeable future.

Spon Qusma, &, by extension, the State of Qusmo, is officially boycotting all events hosted by the Olympic Council until such time as the Council, & all sports, competitions, & events it administers, cease to discriminate on the basis of gender or sex.

Great work has been accomplished by Stand Up to Sexism, an organization based in the Free Republics themselves, on highlighting Olympic gender discrimination & calling it out for what it is: unacceptable. However, the problem goes much deeper than the fact that women’s hibuzpon & men’s sibuzpon are not medal events, whereas men’s hibuzpon & women’s sibuzpon are. The problem is that we have events separated into men’s & women’s in the first place. This arbitrary discrimination on the basis of competitors’ gender is not only unnecessary, as the lack of gender restrictions in exciting, competitive, & successful Olympic harizpon events demonstrate; in fact, it is deeply harmful.

If we allow ourselves to segregate events on the basis of sex, we send a signal in male-dominated societies that the men’s events are superior to the women’s events, & we send a signal in female-dominated societies that the women’s events are superior to the men’s events. This perpetuates harmful stereotypes in those societies. It also serves to cheapen the accomplishments of those who have climbed to the pinnacle of their sport if their society or others’ dismisses their achievements as from a field of inferior participants - or if they, themselves, are belittled as inferior.

Most crucially, however, it is highly discriminatory & exclusionary. Countless athletes & potential competitors are kept out of the field of play because they do not fit into one of two narrowly defined & constrictive genders. It may be that athletes are transgender & are forced to endure the humiliation of competing as a gender they do not identify with, lest they be forced to bear bear the heartache of not competing in the sport they love at all. Or it may be that athletes are nonbinary & do not fall into either of the two categories that the Olympic Council has prescribed for them. In either case, the Olympics fail in their mission to include all competitors & honour those who are truly the best in their sports.

This is of particular significance in Qusmo. While in many other nations, transgender & nonbinary populations may comprise a small proportion of the population, every Qusmi is biologically nongendered. As they are presently organized, no Qusmi can compete in the events that they have trained for all their lives & that they love. This is discriminatory & exclusionary. This is completely unacceptable & totally contrary to the Olympic spirit. The Olympic Council must cease this shameful practice; until it does, Qusmo will not indulge it by conferring the legitimacy of a delegation to the Games of the Olympiad or the Olympic Winter Games.

Spon Qusma could simply enter some of its athletes into men’s events & some into women’s events, but this would create an arbitrary distinction. Where a distinction on the basis of gender exists, we could enter all of our athletes into men’s events or all of our athletes into women’s events, but this would tacitly concede that one is more valuable, important, or better than the other. We could also enter athletes only in harizpon, the only medal events which do not discriminate by gender, & hacuzpon, the only demonstration events which do not discriminate by gender, but this would acquiesce to discrimination in other events & the exclusion of other athletes. Instead of any of these half-measures, Spon Qusma is left no choice but to boycott the Games of the Olympiad altogether.

This will not be a loss of only Qusmo in Republica, either. Spon Qusma has worked closely with our counterparts & Olympic selection committees in other nations, & we are proud to announce that we are not the only nation in the Multiverse to take a stand for what is right. So far, we have the support of the Mrii Athletics Authority & the Royal Quebecois Olympic Committee; neither the Merchant Republic of Mriin nor the Royal Kingdom of Quebec will be sending a delegation to the XIII Games of the Olympiad in Republica, & we are working to ensure that more will soon follow. We encourage more nations to follow in their footsteps, too. For national Olympic committees which have yet to submit their delegation, there is still time to announce that a delegation will not be submitted; for national Olympic committees which have announced delegations, there is still time to withdraw. It is imperative that nations across the Multiverse stand up against this outrage &, instead of cowing to the allure of gold, silver, or bronze, respect their citizens’ dignity & that of citizens around the world by refusing to partake in this discriminatory event.

But, of course, the most important power lies with the individual. Even if one’s nation is not participating in the boycott, they still can; they can send a signal to the world by joining our cause & refusing to participate. This movement is not limited to athletes, either; fans can participate by refusing to travel to the Free Republics for the Games of the Olympiad, refusing to purchase Olympic-related merchandise & products, & refusing to watch Olympic events, ensuring they do not contribute financially to the Olympic Council’s discrimination. &, last but not least, those whose nations are boycotting the event must adhere to the boycott. It is critical to the integrity of our boycott. Those whose nations have pledged to withdraw from competition must respect this fact, & they must respect those of all genders & sexes. Doing otherwise would be an affront to our cause, & it would send a signal that they support discrimination.

We take no pleasure in boycotting the XIII Games of the Olympiad. We believe in the ability of Qusma athletes to compete & to win on one of the greatest stages of sport in the Multiverse; however, it is a step that must be taken. It is our hope that by not participating in these Games, we will allow all people to participate in sport in the future. Only then can we live up to our nation’s motto: Qujz dujz Luq tug Qujz peq Luq.



SPON QUSMA

Press Release: Spon Qusma Statement on the Games of the XIII Olympiad
For immediate release

QANZ, Qusmo – Spon Qusma is the official governing body of sport in Qusmo. As an organization, we have been tasked with the mission of promoting excellence in sport for all Qusmi’y. We take this mandate seriously, & we look to organizations under our domain such as Fuzpon Qusma as sterling examples of the power of sport in Qusmo.

Fuzpon Qusma has been phenomenally successful in its brief tenure, overseeing the construction of more than two dozen stadia capable of hosting international events, including the Youth Cup 24 semifinals & final, the Series B Champions’ Cup 69 final, & the Copa de Campeones 45 final. Qusma teams have been successful in international competition, reaching at least the quarterfinal of each of the Di Bradini Cup, Copa Rushmori, Cup of Harmony, & Champions’ Cup. Qusma football clubs are strong not just at the top, but closer to the grassroots across the country, too, with three hundred twenty clubs from eighty cities competing in a healthy five-tier pyramid with sixteen leagues & several senior & youth cups at stake. Fuzpon Qusma has demonstrated not only the power of football in Qusmo, but the power of Qusmo in football.

With such an impressive resume in our first major foray, we know that many foreign observers expect Spon Qusma to enter a delegation for the next major competition of sport: the Games of the XIIIth Olympiad, to be hosted in Republica of the Free Republics. They know that we have excellent competitors in all events, & that Qusmi’y are capable of taking home medals, & even gold medals, in any competition they would enter. However, as an organization, after consulting with all our constituent sport associations, we have decided not to submit a delegation for this Games of the Olympiad, nor any other Games of the Olympiad nor Olympic Winter Games for the foreseeable future.

Spon Qusma, &, by extension, the State of Qusmo, is officially boycotting all events hosted by the Olympic Council until such time as the Council, & all sports, competitions, & events it administers, cease to discriminate on the basis of gender or sex.

Great work has been accomplished by Stand Up to Sexism, an organization based in the Free Republics themselves, on highlighting Olympic gender discrimination & calling it out for what it is: unacceptable. However, the problem goes much deeper than the fact that women’s baseball & men’s softball are not medal events, whereas men’s baseball & women’s softball are. The problem is that we have events separated into men’s & women’s in the first place. This arbitrary discrimination on the basis of competitors’ gender is not only unnecessary, as the lack of gender restrictions in exciting, competitive, & successful Olympic equestrian events demonstrate; in fact, it is deeply harmful.

If we allow ourselves to segregate events on the basis of sex, we send a signal in male-dominated societies that the men’s events are superior to the women’s events, & we send a signal in female-dominated societies that the women’s events are superior to the men’s events. This perpetuates harmful stereotypes in those societies. It also serves to cheapen the accomplishments of those who have climbed to the pinnacle of their sport if their society or others’ dismisses their achievements as from a field of inferior participants - or if they, themselves, are belittled as inferior.

Most crucially, however, it is highly discriminatory & exclusionary. Countless athletes & potential competitors are kept out of the field of play because they do not fit into one of two narrowly defined & constrictive genders. It may be that athletes are transgender & are forced to endure the humiliation of competing as a gender they do not identify with, lest they be forced to bear bear the heartache of not competing in the sport they love at all. Or it may be that athletes are nonbinary & do not fall into either of the two categories that the Olympic Council has prescribed for them. In either case, the Olympics fail in their mission to include all competitors & honour those who are truly the best in their sports.

This is of particular significance in Qusmo. While in many other nations, transgender & nonbinary populations may comprise a small proportion of the population, every Qusmi is biologically nongendered. As they are presently organized, no Qusmi can compete in the events that they have trained for all their lives & that they love. This is discriminatory & exclusionary. This is completely unacceptable & totally contrary to the Olympic spirit. The Olympic Council must cease this shameful practice; until it does, Qusmo will not indulge it by conferring the legitimacy of a delegation to the Games of the Olympiad or the Olympic Winter Games.

Spon Qusma could simply enter some of its athletes into men’s events & some into women’s events, but this would create an arbitrary distinction. Where a distinction on the basis of gender exists, we could enter all of our athletes into men’s events or all of our athletes into women’s events, but this would tacitly concede that one is more valuable, important, or better than the other. We could also enter athletes only in equestrian, the only medal events which do not discriminate by gender, & horse racing, the only demonstration events which do not discriminate by gender, but this would acquiesce to discrimination in other events & the exclusion of other athletes. Instead of any of these half-measures, Spon Qusma is left no choice but to boycott the Games of the Olympiad altogether.

This will not be a loss of only Qusmo in Republica, either. Spon Qusma has worked closely with our counterparts & Olympic selection committees in other nations, & we are proud to announce that we are not the only nation in the Multiverse to take a stand for what is right. So far, we have the support of the Mrii Athletics Authority & the Royal Quebecois Olympic Committee; neither the Merchant Republic of Mriin nor the Royal Kingdom of Quebec will be sending a delegation to the XIII Games of the Olympiad in Republica, & we are working to ensure that more will soon follow. We encourage more nations to follow in their footsteps, too. For national Olympic committees which have yet to submit their delegation, there is still time to announce that a delegation will not be submitted; for national Olympic committees which have announced delegations, there is still time to withdraw. It is imperative that nations across the Multiverse stand up against this outrage &, instead of cowing to the allure of gold, silver, or bronze, respect their citizens’ dignity & that of citizens around the world by refusing to partake in this discriminatory event.

But, of course, the most important power lies with the individual. Even if one’s nation is not participating in the boycott, they still can; they can send a signal to the world by joining our cause & refusing to participate. This movement is not limited to athletes, either; fans can participate by refusing to travel to the Free Republics for the Games of the Olympiad, refusing to purchase Olympic-related merchandise & products, & refusing to watch Olympic events, ensuring they do not contribute financially to the Olympic Council’s discrimination. &, last but not least, those whose nations are boycotting the event must adhere to the boycott. It is critical to the integrity of our boycott. Those whose nations have pledged to withdraw from competition must respect this fact, & they must respect those of all genders & sexes. Doing otherwise would be an affront to our cause, & it would send a signal that they support discrimination.

We take no pleasure in boycotting the XIII Games of the Olympiad. We believe in the ability of Qusma athletes to compete & to win on one of the greatest stages of sport in the Multiverse; however, it is a step that must be taken. It is our hope that by not participating in these Games, we will allow all people to participate in sport in the future. Only then can we live up to our nation’s motto: Justice for all & justice above all.
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Postby Qusmo » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:39 am

Yivix-Belaj Ivo, assistant manager of Qusmo’s U21 team at the Di Bradini Cup, saw the copy of Blip kujz Evarty Qanza in the locker room after a long practice & picked it up. Blip kujz Evarty Qanza was, really, the newspaper of record not just in Qanz, but across Qusmo. Any Qusmi who wanted to know the facts went to Blip kujz Evarty Qanza.

The team was in the midst of a tough seven-match schedule, & being eliminated - with their first loss, even their first dropped points at all throughout this tournament - was tough. Still, they had a match against Pasarga, which had dispatched Hachetasser, Cocoabo Forest, Cosumar, Eshan, & Qusmo’s newfound rivals Juvencus before falling to a phenomenal Cosumarite squad on penalty kicks in a semifinal rematch. They had won four of those matches by a margin of a single goal, proving that they could win tough, hard-fought, close matches that went straight down to the wire.

Pasarga had proved their mettle & their fighting spirit, & Ivo was willing to bet that the Rushmori giants would use their semifinal penalty shootout loss as motivation to perform even better - as if they weren’t formidable opponents already. In the middle of the pressure cooker of the Di Bradini Cup, a newspaper like Blip kujz Evarty Qanza was always welcome, as a piece of home in the heart of Capri. Ivo’s smile froze, though, as soon as they read the headline on the front page.

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Qusmi’y, violating the Olympic boycott is an affront against you


Yesterday, Spon Qusma announced that it would not send delegates to the Games of the XIII Olympiad, to be held in the Republican capital of Republica, nor to any competition sanctioned by the Olympic Council, until it ceased to discriminate against competitors on the grounds of gender. It announced the creation of a fledgling international coalition to boycott the Games of the Olympiad & the Olympic Council, & it called upon more nations & individuals across the Multiverse to join them in this cause. Spon Qusma stood for what’s right. Spon Qusma stood for justice for Qusmi’y. Spon Qusma stood for justice for all people, across the Multiverse.

Unfortunately, some - &, shockingly enough, even some Qusmi’y - do not share in this sentiment.


Ivo had to do a double take there. The words were daggers, & there was no question who they were aimed for. Forzu-Denir Ono was a Qusmi through & through; they had managed in Pug Qusmyra for two seasons, & they had established a great reputation for themself as someone who could get the best out of young players, like Rilan-Jerat Nev, who had won Fuzpon Qusma Young Player of the Season in both of their years with Forzu-Denir. The pair had seen KF Trew place in the top five of Pug Qusmyra in both of Forzu-Denir’s years & dominate Puk Juzuna with its youth team. In fact, both Ivo & their boss, Lucex-Kynda Uzo, had gotten their jobs with Qusmo’s U21 team after successes managing the Trew academy. Forzu-Denir had more than earned their chops, especially working with youth talent, & as a result, they earned a phenomenal opportunity to lead Banija’s U21s in the Di Bradini Cup - & their Olympic football team. Ivo continued to read.

In fact, earlier today, Forzu-Denir Ono held a press conference to announce that they would violate the boycott & manage Banija’s men’s football team in the Games of the XIII Olympiad. Forzu-Denir is known to observers of Pug Qusmyra this past season as a manager who led a team that regressed this past season & missed all international competition. They then fled for Banija’s U21 team, with which they could manage only one win & elimination in the group stage - a far cry from Qusmo’s five wins & trip to the semifinal.

Now, by flying in the face of the Olympic boycott, they aim to go from one failure in Qusmo to another failure in Valanora to an utter disgrace & affront to decency in the Free Republics.


Ivo could not believe the words they were reading. This is how Blip kujz Evarty Qanza was treating Forzu-Denir Ono? Ono was one of the best managers Ivo knew. Ono was one of the best people Ivo knew. & could the Qusma public really be convinced of this? After all, Forzu-Denir’s tenure at Trew was regarded as a success; that’s why they were able to make the leap into an international role. That’s how both of their assistants eventually ended up being in charge of Qusmo’s own youth team.

& how could their performance in the Di Bradini Cup be dismissed so blithely? Banija had been in a group of death for the ages, & they were tied on points & goal difference for first place. They were only eliminated on a coin flip. Besides, Qusmo was rooting for one of their own to do well; Banija was the most-followed & most-supported foreign team in the country, as everyone hoped that a fellow Qusmi would do well. Surely that was what Qusmo truly was - not this unbelievable hit piece. Ivo skipped ahead to read the ending of the piece. They just couldn’t take these attacks much longer.

Forzu-Denir has sold out this boycott - but this issue is much larger than a mere sporting event. The issue is whether all people will be treated as equals on the international stage. The issue is whether Qusmi’y will be recognized for the human beings that we are. We can only echo the words of Spon Qusma as they announced this boycott. “[T]hose whose nations are boycotting the event must adhere to the boycott. … Doing otherwise would be an affront to our cause, & it would send a signal that they support discrimination.”

Forzu-Denir has sold out all Qusmi’y; they have betrayed Qusmo.


Ivo put the article down on the bench, & they sat down next to it. Something was wrong. Something was dangerously wrong. This was not the Blip kujz Evarty Qanza that they knew. No, that newspaper used the power of the press to lift up Qusmi’y & unite them in support of a higher cause. It made Qusmo a better place to be. But this? This was unrecognizable. Sure, the headline addressed Qusmi’y directly. Yes, there was that old, familiar long-short-long-short pattern of paragraphs. &, of course, the writing was powerful. But the subject matter? How could Blip kujz Evarty Qanza ever publish such a story about a Qusmi just trying to sustain their career?

As Ivo thought more, they realized that this was not the only time they had sensed that something was… off. Before Qusmo’s quarterfinal against Beepee, too, Uzo had blown up. Such anger & self-righteousness was something that was completely new in Uzo. Ivo & Uzo had had great chemistry before that point, laughing & joking together, but also being able to see eye-to-eye & work together as an effective partnership. But now, Uzo was cold. Ivo heard whispers that Uzo didn’t think Ivo was dedicated enough - but to what? Ivo sensed that this tournament might be their last working with Uzo; they might have to start looking for work elsewhere.

But things were shifting. Things seemed to be, anyways. Perhaps Ivo was just being a bit paranoid. They didn’t have the job security they had enjoyed at Trew & before that talk with Uzo, & that was just setting them on edge. Something was wrong in their professional life, & they saw things go wrong everywhere else, too. Maybe that was it.

Ivo was inclined to believe that before, but this article snapped them out of it once & for all. So many little things had been building up. A small section of the fans had been uncharacteristically belligerent for a Qusma supporters group before the semifinal with Mytanija. Perhaps Ivo could dismiss that as the pressure of a semifinal against a regional opponent - the first time Qusmo had ever been in that situation before. &, of course, there was the spat with Uzo. Perhaps Ivo could dismiss that as two strong personalities having a key clash in philosophies coming to full light. &, though it remained more subtle, & more vague, Ivo also sensed some kind of shift among some of the players in the locker room. Perhaps Ivo could dismiss that as the stress of being young players being pegged as favourites in their group, & potentially even farther than that - a status no Qusma team, in this tournament or any other, had ever had to deal with before. & what of that announcement of the boycott in the first place? It seemed to bring oddly irrelevant information about Qusma glory into that press release - & why did it insist upon using Qusmu words in the English version, anyways? & why did it make such a big deal about a country that had never before participated in the Olympics continuing to not participate in the Olympics? Perhaps Ivo could dismiss that as Spon Qusma wanting to bring more credibility to itself & more attention to the cause behind its boycott.

Just one of those events, in isolation, could be dismissed easily. & Ivo wanted to. Ivo desperately wanted to believe that everything was alright. But taken together, it was an alarming trend. & after reading that article, Ivo became scared. Ivo cared no longer about what happened at the Memorial. Let the Wanderers take bronze for all Ivo cared. Ivo was focussed on something much bigger.

There was patriotism: a pride in one’s country. & then there was nationalism: a belief in its superiority. Qusmi’y had always been the former, but Ivo was beginning to fear that Qusmo was dipping dangerously into the latter.

Something was rotten in the state of Qusmo.
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Postby Qusmo » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:09 pm

Hey, all! This is still a work in progress; currently, I’m partway through RPing the UICA eighth-finals. I am publishing what I have done now, & I’ll finish things up after I scorinate & publish the results of the upcoming season.

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Typically, the UICA season follows almost immediately after the preceding season of Pug Qusmyra, with only two weeks to separate them. However, UICA decided to hold its seventy-second cycle of competitions after World Cup 81 Qualification & before World Cup 81 & Cup of Harmony 73, forcing Fuzpon Qusma to allow a large gap in time between domestic & international competition for its club teams. The change did not affect three hundred twelve clubs in the Qusma pyramid, but supporters of ten teams had a long time to wait.

Trew Juzuna knew it would be entered in the Youth Cup, while it was also technically possible for Qastyr Juzuna to compete in the tournament if their parent club had phenomenal success. KF Voraxan, a mid-table third tier club which was only promoted last season, would represent Qusmo at the Vilitan Cove Invitational after its cinderella run through Puk Zama. KF Renan, KF Polxar, & KF Atlov would all celebrate their promotion from Pug Qusma by competing in the UICA Series B Champions’ Cup. KF Koflir would make their international debut in the UICA Globe Cup, while KF Atlant would enter the competition for the second time & KF Poldanz returned to both the UICA Globe Cup & the Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup. Finally, of course, Pug Qusmyra champions KF Qastyr would have a second shot at the UICA Champions’ Cup & Rushmore Copa de Campeones after falling at the first hurdle of both competitions the previous year.

Supporters of Qusma domestic football may have had to wait quite a while to enjoy it, but the international portion of Ryrak Cez certainly did not disappoint.

UICA First Preliminary Round
(KOA) BK Ivyvirke 0–4 Atlant (QUS) 0–3 0–1 Globe Cup
(QUS) Koflir 3–3 a Beira-Mar (LUS) 2–3 1–0 Globe Cup
(WRL) Sporting Ayacucho 1–3 Renan (QUS) 0–1 1–2 Series B Champions’ Cup

Of course, with eighty-one associations entering more than three hundred clubs, UICA football cannot start at the final. With Fuzpon Qusma the ninety-second-ranked association in the multiverse, three Qusma clubs get to start from the very beginning: the first preliminary round (of many to come).

KF Renan made their debut on the multiversal stage with a win, including an important away goal. Things looked tight in the return fixture, with Renan conceding early, allowing the visitors from the Whirl Islands to tie on aggregate. Something in the team talk at halftime must have sparked a fire, though, as Renan looked dangerous from the start & fired through in the fifty-third minute. Though they were leading now, Renan knew that if they conceded a goal, they would fall behind on away goals; instead of falling back, however, they kept charging & found a goal that put things away in the seventieth minute, booking their ticket to the next round.

Over in the Globe Cup, KF Atlant made things much simpler; they simply won their away fixture three-nil, all but forcing BK Ivyvirke to win by four at Mastad Atlema. It really never was in question, as the hosts’ strong defence preserved another clean sheet. They, too, will move on to the second preliminary round, an improvement on last year’s showing, when they were defeated 4-2 at this stage by Stein-los Turkish of Pasarga.

KF Koflir, however, was in hot water early on. Nerves from their first multiversal tournament showed clearly early on, as they were down by two goals within fourteen minutes. Koflir was able to slowly shift the tide, & they even equalized in the seventy-eighth minute, but Beira-Mar scored a third just seven minutes later. The second runners-up of New Lusitania’s Primeira Divisão, which was only one goal away from having the league’s best defensive record, sat back all match, knowing Koflir needed two goals. Despite dominating possession, Koflir could not get the quality chances they needed. A late goal to tie on aggregate led to a flurry of activity in the dying minutes, but Beira-Mar was able to successfully roll the clock down & advance to the second preliminary round.

UICA Second Preliminary Round
(QUS) Qastyr 3–1 Makarki (SOU) 2–1 1–0 Champions’ Cup
(RVR) Sorrowbrook City FC 0–2 Poldanz (QUS) 0–1 0–1 Globe Cup
(QUS) Atlant 2–3 FC Jansberg (SEM) 0–1 2–2 Globe Cup
(QUS) Polxar p 4–4 Sivolvia CAC (SRS) 2–2 2–2 (4–3 pen) Series B Champions’ Cup
(MRC) Saabham Forest 3–2 Renan (QUS) 2–0 1–2 Series B Champions’ Cup

In the second preliminary round, five Qusma teams were on display, including in the Champions’ Cup. In the Series B Champions’ Cup, however, KF Polxar tried to steal the spotlight with a thrilling tie. They earned a draw at Mastad Polana but conceded two big away goals, meaning they had to score in Yassaca to advance. Score they did, with a thirty-ninth minute strike giving them mounds of momentum before the half & a forty-eighth minute goal seeming to seal it. However, this only seemed to fuel Sivolvia; despite focussing on defence after that goal, Polxar simply could not stop the hosts in the second half, leading them to extra time. Polxar settled down in the extra thirty, perhaps helped by Sivolvia having more tired legs from having to be on the attack for nearly all of the second half. In the end, the two clubs stepped up to the spot, & it was Polxar that came away with a thrilling 4-3 win on penalties to advance to the third preliminary round.

In the same competition, KF Renan drew a very formidable opponent. Saabham Forest looked like it was in the wrong tournament, as it was third & in Mercedini’s top Globe Cup place when the two faced off. Coming off successive 2-0 & 3-0 victories domestically, Saabham Forest kept their form with a 2-0 home win, both opening a two-goal margin & preventing Renan from posting a single away goal at the Arradorro Stadium. Renan fought valiantly, equalizing the aggregate score by the half once the tie came to Qusmo, but an early second half Saabham goal meant that Renan had to score two more goals to advance - something they simply proved incapable of doing against such a good team. Renan can at least console themselves with the knowledge that they did better than the last time a Qusma club faced a team from Mercedini, as Humber Valley routed Qalijan by a 7-2 aggregate in last year’s Series B Champions’ Cup.

KF Atlant tried to continue its quest to advance in the Globe Cup, drawing FC Jansberg. The Semar club won the first leg with a single goal at Mastad Atlema, putting pressure on Atlant away. They were able to score twice, but Jansberg was able to dissect the Atlant defence, scoring two of their own. If Atlant would have either scored one more goal or conceded one fewer, they would have emerged from Semarland with a ticket to the third preliminary round; alas, it was not to be, as Atlant was eliminated on a eightieth minute goal & proved unable to come back in the final ten.

KF Poldanz faced a league champion in its first Globe Cup match of the season, but Ravenweather was a debutant association, & Sorrowbrook City lost to Askerispor of Zeniyadh, another debutant nation, in the Champions’ Cup first preliminary round. Poldanz won the first leg one-nil, & they did the same in the reverse, booking their tickets to another Globe Cup third preliminary round.

Finally, KF Qastyr entered play as the headliner of Qusma football at UICA. Qastyr faced a first preliminary round winner in Makarki, champions of the Soute League in its inaugural season. Qastyr won the first match of the tie at Mastad Qanza, which could have been their final match as hosts at that stadium before their new ground opens, especially given that they conceded an away goal. However, Qastyr made sure to solidify their position early in the second leg, scoring a goal in the ninth minute that meant Makarki would have to score twice just to force extra time. Qastyr’s defence held firm, though, taking the club to the Champions’ Cup third preliminary round - uncharted territory for Qusmo, as Qastyr had been eliminated in the first preliminary round last year.

UICA Third Preliminary Round
(QUS) Qastyr 6–3 United Philibiscostal (OME) 4–1 2–2 Champions’ Cup
(QUS) Poldanz a 3–3 La Nueva Avenida (FFD) 1–1 2–2 (aet) Globe Cup
(CBP) Brentford Ladies FC p 1–1 Polxar (QUS) 1–0 0–1 (3–1 pen) Series B Champions’ Cup
(VLD) FC Columbus 4–5 Atlov (QUS) 2–0 2–5 Series B Champions’ Cup

With the third preliminary round comes the entrance of the final Qusma club to begin senior UICA play: KF Atlov, champions of Pug Qusma. In the Series B Champions’ Cup, they draw a tough opponent: FC Columbus of Valladares. The club scored more goals than any other club in Valladar Liga-1, Liga-2, or Liga-3 during their last domestic season, & their attacking form was on full display, as they went ahead by two in Mountbatten & scored two away goals at Mastad Atlema. Down four-nil at the half in the second leg, it would take a miracle for Atlov to advance. Well, that day will surely go down in club history, as Atlov came out of the dressing room with nothing to lose. Columbus substituted out some of its best players at the half & sat back, letting Atlov have all the possession it wanted; it turned out to be a fatal mistake. Atlov scored in the forty-seventh, sixtieth, seventy-fifth, & eighty-ninth minutes to draw the aggregate score level, but they still needed one more goal. To the delight of the home crowd, & despite the protests of the visitors, six minutes of stoppage time were posted, & Atlem made the most of them, scoring the winner with the final kick of the match - truly a match that will live forever in club lore.

KF Polxar had the chance to make both of Qusmo’s remaining Series B Champions’ Cup clubs advance with thrilling second leg action at home. Polxar faced Baker Park’s Brentford Ladies FC, fairly unique among second flights in that it does not promote to the first; in fact, the National Women’s Soccer League is, in effect, a top flight of its own, but the Football Association of the Commonwealth has established its league pyramid in a gender-segregated way, as men & women play on separate clubs in separate leagues, with no possibility of the two facing each other. The National Soccer League, Baker Park’s male top flight, sends its top four clubs to the Champions’ Cup & the Globe Cup, but the National Women’s Soccer League only sends only its champion, & only to the Series B Champions’ Cup. Thus, Polxar had, in effect, a top-flight champion for an opponent. Still, they fought admirably, conceding only once in Baker Park & tying the tie in Polan. There was no stoppage time winner, & the match continued to extra time, where again there was no winner to be found. Renan faced a penalty shootout for the second consecutive round; however, they were not so lucky this time. Atlov will be Pug Qusma’s only representative in the play-off round.

Polxar’s new intracity rivals KF Poldanz had a formidable opponent of their own, as they took on La Nueva Avenida of the Farf Freitball Ligá. La Nueva Avenida was one of six clubs in the twenty-club league to score more than one hundred goals in the past season, so Poldanz knew it was in for a high-powered attack. However, they were able to hold their Farvish opposition to only one goal at Mastad Polana, putting them in good position for their second leg. They took advantage; they only earned a draw, but their second away goal was enough to win the tie & advance to the Globe play-off round, one round further than they made it last year.

Of course, though, KF Qastyr got the spotlight. Fuzpon Qusma’s only representative in the Champions’ Cup drew an intriguing opponent in United Philibiscostal, champions of Omerica’s Ligue.A. Of course, the storyline that everyone talked about was not about Qastyr-United, but Qusmo-Omerica. The two countries’ national teams have a long history, dating back to World Cup 80 Qualifying, when Qusmo defeated Omerica both home & away; for a time, Omerica was the top-ranked opponent Qusmo had ever beaten. Qusmo then defeated Omerica 2-0 in Cup of Harmony 72 later that year to advance out of the group stage & even win their group. Qusmo had been unfancied against Omerica thrice before, & three times before Qusmo had won; in fact, Qusmo has defeated no other nation as many times as it has beaten Omerica. So, would Qastyr continue on the club level the dominance Qusmo has had over Omerica on the national team level? A four-one victory at Mastad Qanza provided an emphatic yes. After Qastyr notched an early away goal in the second leg, all Qastyr had to do was not concede four goals, & they managed to do that. Though they drew that match, no Qusma team has ever lost to an Omerican side. Perhaps more importantly at the moment, Qastyr booked their tickets to the Champions’ Cup play-off round, a monumental achievement. Perhaps even more importantly, they have guaranteed an appearance in a UICA group stage; even if they lose their tie, they would advance to the Globe Cup group stage. &, of course, if they win...

UICA Play-Off Round
(NLU) Grupo Desportivo S. Jorge 1–4 Qastyr (QUS) 0–2 1–2 Champions’ Cup
(KSK) CS Saint-Rémy 0–4 Poldanz (QUS) 0–3 0–1 Globe Cup
(QUS) Atlov 6–1 Scarborough (COL) 2–1 4–0 Series B Champions’ Cup

At the play-off round, three Qusma clubs stand amazingly close to a UICA group stage. Qastyr will be headed for a group stage either way; the results here will determine only which group stage it will be. Poldanz, meanwhile, needs to win two ties in order to advance to a group stage. For KF Atlov, it is simple: if they win, they will be through to the Series B Champions’ Cup group stage. If they lose, they will be eliminated. Their play-off round fixtures, then, hold monumental importance. They show nerves early, conceding a fourteenth minute goal, but they are on fire after that. Two second half goals turn the tie around, & Atlov proceeds to dominate in Coldfield en route to a four-nil route. Atlov learns FC Columbus’s lesson, as they never let up, even when it seems as though the fixture is won - because they know better than anyone that a club is never out of it until the final whistle, even if they need five goals. With this much at stake, & given the manner in which Atlov got to this point in the first place, the team from Atlem is never going to let up, & they book their place in the group stage of The Sixty-Ninth UICA Series B Champions’ Cup.

KF Poldanz, meanwhile, needs to win in both a play-off round & a qualifying round in order to make it to a group stage of their own. They make sure to settle the first half of that as soon as they can, jumping out to a two-score lead in Kelssek within half an hour. A third goal in the sixty-eighth minute made for a formidable lead, & it ultimately proved insurmountable. Poldanz left Mastad Polana with a win on the day, a win on aggregate, & a berth in the Globe Cup qualifying round, only one step from the group stage, which Atlov & Qastyr have made seem like tantalizingly real possibilities.

But, of course, many across Qusmo were focussed on what happened with KF Qastyr. Already knowing they would have six more UICA matches left to play no matter what happened in the next two, Qusmi’y began to dare to hope that one of their own clubs could reach the Champions’ Cup group stage. All they needed to do was defeat New Lusitanian Ultramar’s Grupo Desportivo S. Jorge. In the first leg, they made a major stride on their way towards doing exactly that, winning the away leg two-nil. In the return leg, the visitors scored early, but Qastyr made sure to shut the door, with goals in the fifty-eighth & seventy-third minutes. So far in six qualifying matches, Qastyr has won five matches & drawn once. Most importantly, though, Qastyr will have six more Champions’ Cup matches to come; they will become the first Qusma club to compete in the group stage of The UICA Champions’ Cup.

UICA Qualifying Round
(WRL) Navel Sharks 1–4 Poldanz (QUS) 1–0 0–4 Globe Cup

Qusma clubs have now qualified for the group stages of The Twenty-Fourth UICA Youth Cup, The Sixty-Ninth UICA Series B Champions’ Cup, & The Seventy-Second UICA Globe Cup. KF Poldanz aims to be the first Qusma club to qualify for the group stage in The UICA Globe Cup. All it needs to do is win this tie against Navel Sharks. The Whirl Islands Premier League runners-up were the highest scorers in their domestic league, & they were able to score at home in the first leg. Things looked bleak for Poldanz, but the tie completely changed once it moved to Polan. Poldanz scored in the thirty-fourth minute to tie the tie on aggregate, & they scored in the fiftieth minute to go ahead. However, if Navel Sharks were to score, Poldanz would be behind on away goals; Poldanz, then, had to keep pushing. They were able to score their third goal in the seventy-ninth minute, & suddenly, it seemed as if the dream was becoming reality. Poldanz ensured there was no doubt about it in the eighty-seventh minute, & then the celebrations were really on. Poldanz would be competing in the group stage of The Sixty-Ninth UICA Globe Cup.

UICA Youth Cup Youth Champions’ Path Preliminary Rounds
(LOT) Junior Niviro 1–5 Trew Juzuna (QUS) 0–1 1–4 First Round
(TAE) Real Atlantea 3–1 Trew Juzuna (QUS) 2–0 1–1 Second Round

Meanwhile, knowing which parent clubs would advance to the Champions’ Cup group stage & which would not, youth champion clubs began their UICA action. Puk Juzuna champions Trew Juzuna entered at the first round, where they were eliminated last year. However, they were able to win the first leg in the Golden Lotus by a narrow margin, & they dominated the second leg to make it to the second round. Things changed in Taeshan, however, as Trew Juzuna lost by a greater margin in their away fixture & they simply were not able to turn it around. They would not get to advance to face the youth academies of Champions’ Cup sides in the play-off round.

Group A                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   GCA  SfM  Qst  MSa
1 Guzmán-Cress Academy VLD 6 4 1 1 13 6 +7 13 — 3–1 3–0 1–1 Youth Cup Quarter-Finals
2 Sabrefell Moths NPH 6 3 1 2 10 9 +1 10 0–2 — 2–1 3–2 Youth Cup Play-Off Round
3 Qastyr Juzuna QUS 6 3 0 3 8 10 −2 9 2–1 0–3 — 1–0
4 Mar Sara FC VAL 6 0 2 4 7 13 −6 2 2–3 1–1 1–4 —

That did not mean that Qusma youth clubs had ended their seasons, however. Qastyr Juzuna faced a formidable group, highlighted by defending Youth Cup champions Mar Sara FC of Valanora. However, Mar Sara was not the same team that took the title last season, able only to draw twice - & not win at all - over the course of six group stage matches. Qastyr Juzuna did what it needed to do to be successful, as they won both their matches against the defending champions, including a memorable four-one win in Valanora that was the team’s first-ever international match. They even defeated Valladares’s Guzmán-Cress Academy, which was the only match the team lost in the group stage; however, they simply could not defeat Sabrefell Moths, & that is what prevented them from moving on. Two losses against the Nepharims sunk Qastyr Juzuna, leaving them a single point away from advancing to the play-off round - but that was not enough. Thus ended Qusmo’s participation in The Twenty-Fourth UICA Youth Cup.

Group F                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   UlR  Atl  KPh  CoI
1 Ulsa Rovers EUR 6 2 4 0 10 7 +3 10 — 2–2 1–0 3–1 Series B Champions’ Cup Eighth-Finals
2 Atlov QUS 6 2 3 1 11 9 +2 9 2–2 — 1–2 0–0 Series B Champions’ Cup Eighth-Finals

3 Kimmirut Panhandle AFT 6 2 1 3 7 10 −3 7 1–1 2–4 — 2–0
4 Coral Island MRC 6 1 2 3 6 8 −2 5 1–1 1–2 3–0 —

In the Series B Champions’ Cup group stage, KF Atlov could have been drawn against either - or both - of the clubs that had eliminated Pug Qusma’s other two representatives in the tournament. Atlov did not have to face either Saabham Forest or Brentford Ladies FC, but they did have to take on Ulsa Rovers - & in their first group stage match, no less. They fought to a two-two draw, & suddenly they seemed like a credible contender. In fact, another draw by the same score against the same opponent was an historic one for the club from Atlem.

Coral Island lost to Kimmirut Panhandle to put each club on four points with only one match remaining for both sides, while Atlov already had eight points ahead of matchday five; Atlov’s match in Eura that day did not really put them over the top. However, it will forever be remembered in Atlem as the day that their club advanced to the knockout rounds of the Series B Champions’ Cup. Atlov was even leading Group F with one matchday left - ahead of Ulsa Rovers on goals scored, the sixth tiebreaker - & ultimately needed only a draw against an already-eliminated Kimmirut Panhandle to advance as group winners. However, the Fleftic side which earned just one point in its first four matches ended with a perfect six from its last two, & Atlov lost a match in the group stage of an international tournament for the first time in six matches. It is a performance beyond the dreams of Atlov’s supporters; they will compete in the Series B Champions’ Cup knockout rounds.

Group F                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Pld  DwW  Eph  IzZ
1 Poldanz QUS 6 2 3 1 8 5 +3 9* — 0–0 2–2 3–0 Globe Cup Sixteenth-Finals
2 Dwile Warriors APX 6 2 3 1 7 7 0 9* 2–2 — 1–0 4–3 Globe Cup Sixteenth-Finals

3 Ephesian FC ZWZ 6 2 2 2 7 6 +1 8 1–0 2–0 — 1–1
4 AC Izotz Zubia AUD 6 1 2 3 6 10 −4 5 0–1 0–0 2–1 —
* Poldanz ahead of Dwile Warriors on head-to-head away goals

KF Poldanz had the privilege of being the first Qusma club to compete in a top-flight UICA group stage, & they started with a bang, taking on AC Izotz Zubia in Audioslavia & winning one-nil. The fixtures did not let up, as Dwile Warriors of Apox visited in Poldanz’s first group stage home fixture. Poldanz’s defence continued to play remarkably well; though their vaunted offence could not score, Poldanz kept another clean sheet to earn more points. They finally lost for the first time in the group stage in their next match, in Zwangzug against Ephesian FC, & it seemed like the club’s early success was a mirage; it seemed like they were not actually cut out for group stage competition.

However, snapping a two-match goalless drought in a draw against the same competition in Poldanz’s next fixture helped boost their momentum, which propelled them to a massive three-nil win over Izotz Zubia. In fact, this eliminated the Audioslavians. It also put Poldanz in a three-way tie on points with Ephesian FC & Dwile Warriors entering the final matchday, when Poldanz would visit Apox to play Dwile Warriors. While Poldanz could not finish first if Ephesian defeated Izotz, Poldanz would finish above Dwile - &, thus, advance to the sixteenth-finals - if they could win, or possibly if they could draw. If they lost, though, they would be eliminated, as they would have fewer points than the Warriors, & even if Zozi defeated Ephesian, the club from Zwangzug would still have the tiebreaker on head-to-head record. Poldanz needed at least a draw - & they got it. In fact, a two-two result meant that not only did they get that all-important point, but they also had a tiebreaker over Apox on away goals. That meant that not only would Poldanz advance, but they would advance as group winners. Poldanz is the first Qusma team to win a UICA group, & they are the first Qusma team to advance to a Globe Cup knockout round.

Group A                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   SfM  Qst  Nac  MSa
1 Sabrefell Moths NPH 6 4 1 1 13 7 +6 13 — 2–1 2–0 2–2 Champions’ Cup Eighth-Finals
2 Qastyr QUS 6 4 0 2 16 9 +7 12 1–2 — 4–1 3–1 Champions’ Cup Eighth-Finals

3 Nacional VLD 6 3 0 3 13 15 −2 9 2–1 2–3 — 4–3 Globe Cup Sixteenth-Finals
4 Mar Sara FC VAL 6 0 1 5 10 21 −11 1 1–4 1–4 2–4 —

The biggest stage, however, was reserved for the biggest club in Qusmo & for the biggest club competition in the multiverse. KF Qastyr was done no favours by its group stage draw; they hit Mar Sara FC of Valanora, the defending Globe Cup champions, & Sabrefell Moths of Nephara, the top-ranked club in the tournament not given an automatic place in pot one. When Nacional, champions of Valladares, are seen as the easy fixture in a group, that’s how you know it is incredibly tough. Actually, that’s not quite right. The easy fixture in this group is Qastyr itself. This is only the second year in which Qusma teams have been on the multiversal stage, & they have had nothing like this kind of success before. They have not proven that they are capable or that they are worthy. They can only be taken seriously by the multiverse once they’ve taken on the best. This is Qastyr’s opportunity. This is Qusmo’s opportunity.

Qastyr seizes it, as they open their group stage campaign in Valanora against Mar Sara & emerge with an astounding, historic four-one victory. The match might be in another region entirely, but the club’s supporters celebrate in the streets through the night after such an emphatic win over such a prestigious opponent in such a historic moment. Qastyr next hosts Sabrefell Moths, & the party comes crashing a bit, as Qastyr loses two-one in their first group stage home fixture; however, they are far from done yet.

They host Nacional next, knowing that they need points if they are to advance, for this is the least difficult match on paper - as if it were easy. In fact, Qastyr makes it seem so, posting another four-one win. Halfway through the group stage, the dream is very much alive in Qanz. Qastyr then faces Nacional again; if they can earn points in Valladares, they would be in very good shape entering the final two matchdays, with fixtures against the group’s most formidable opponents remaining on the schedule. After a back & forth battle, Qastyr emerges victorious with a three-two victory, pushing them to nine points on four matches.

Sabrefell Moths are in first on ten, but what is most important to Qastyr supporters is what is below them on the table. Mar Sara lost each of its first three matches; its matchday four draw against Sabrefell Moths is its only point thus far, & it has been eliminated. In third is Nacional, with only three points. In fact, the best they could do is tie Qastyr on points, at nine; however, by winning both the home & away matches, Qastyr would win any tiebreaker against Nacional. It is unbelievable, but it is true: Qastyr has advanced from the Champions’ Cup group stage. Even more unbelievable than that, Qastyr has advanced from the Champions’ Cup group stage after playing only four matches.

Even though they’re through the group stage, Qastyr isn’t through with the group stage; they record a three-one victory over Mar Sara, which looks a bit out of sorts, & even goes into the final matchday leading Group A, with a two-point margin over Sabrefell Moths. All they need is a draw in Nephara to go through top of the group, & they even take a lead early on in the fixture; however, they cannot hold on, ultimately falling two-one.

That does absolutely nothing to dampen Qastyr supporters’ moods, however; their club just won four matches in the Champions’ Cup group stage. They are the first Qusma club ever to advance to a UICA knockout round. They are the first Qusma club ever to advance to the Champions’ Cup knockout rounds. Even more amazing: having scored more goals in the Champions’ Cup 72 group stage than any other team in the tournament, they look like they might just be where they belong.

UICA Sixteenth-Finals
(COM) Sonoma Center Panthers 8–1 Poldanz (QUS) 3–0 5–1 Globe Cup

KF Poldanz might have been the sole Qusma team to advance on the final matchday of the group stages, but they became the first Qusma club to play in a UICA knockout round. They took on Sonoma Center Panthers of Capitalizt SLANI; unfortunately, the Élite League runners-up simply outclassed the newcomers. The club scored more goals than any other team in their league domestically, & that high-octane offence was operating on full throttle for the sixteenth-finals.

In the first leg of the draw, the Panthers scored two goals within the first twenty minutes, making an early statement. Another goal in first half stoppage time put Poldanz into an even deeper hole. “They punched us in the mouth,” Poldanz manager Vralx-Ucyxi Lec said in their post-match interview following their club’s three-nil loss, “& they challenged us to respond. They’re no strangers to this stage, & they know how uncharted this is for our club, for our country. They punched us in the mouth & they thought we wouldn’t get back up. Well, we stopped the bleeding, & we’ll have one more round. We’re still in it. We’re going to get up, we’re going to get ourselves off the ropes, & we’re going to go through.”

Even if Poldanz’s manager was publically optimistic about their team’s chances, the results on the field did not exactly back up the result. The Panthers came to Mastad Poldanz & put four on the scoreboard by the half, establishing a seven-goal lead on aggregate. Things got even worse for Poldanz at the fifty-seventh minute mark, when Sonoma City scored yet another goal. That gave them an eight-goal aggregate lead, including five away goals, meaning that Poldanz had just over half an hour to score nine goals; else, they would be eliminated. Xilit-Zaxac Yol pulled one back in stoppage time, but Sonoma City was already celebrating, having substituted out its stars by then.

Poldanz would exit the victims of an eight-one aggregate, a new record for greatest defeat by a Qusma club in a UICA tie, matched only by a seven-nil aggregate loss in the first round of the Cygnus Cup last season - also suffered by Poldanz. “It’s clear that we have a lot of work to do,” admitted Xilit-Zaxac, “but I think that what our players have shown across the entire tournament has been that we have a great group of players, & they can play some fantastic football. The Panthers were just a bit too much for us today.”

UICA Eighth-Finals
(QUS) Qastyr a 2–2 Crisisbless (NPH) 1–0 1–2 Champions’ Cup
(QUS) Atlov 3–2 Sporta Eelandii (TUR) 1–0 2–2 Series B Champions’ Cup

Poldanz went out ignominiously, but two Qusma clubs still remained. Two Qusma clubs were in UICA eighth-finals. What a moment for them. What a moment for Qusmo. First was KF Atlov, which readied itself for a showdown in the Series B’ Champions Cup against Sporta Eelandii of Turori. Eelandii won the wooden spoon in the Déclassé Division last season, but as they were the only team from Turori in the Vilitan-dominated second flight & because UICA requires Turori to participate in the Series B Champions’ Cup if any club from the multiassociational league is to do so, they were able to qualify for the Series B Champions’ Cup. In fact, one Turorian club competing in the third-tier Tropicorp Lower League was able to snatch a spot, too. The fact that Eelandii struggled domestically gave Atlov supporters hope, but given the quality of play in Vilita & Turori, it still looked to be far from an easy task for the Pug Qusma champions.

The fixtures began at Mastad Atlema, & both clubs came out a bit tentatively. Atlov & Eelandii both focussed on playing defense & finding their footing to open their matchup, & supporters might be forgiven if they thought that Qusmo’s first UICA eighth-final match was a bit slow. Both teams let the other keep possession, with little pressing & many players kept behind the ball. However, things started to open up a bit in the second half, & a Flonz-Blonz Mal goal in the sixty-seventh minute seemed to inject life into the matchup. “We’re going to have a great chance of having success,” Atlov manager Otoln-Xilit Lec told reporters after the one-nil victory. “We have a lead heading into Eelandii, & we didn’t concede any away goals. We’re in position. We just have to capitalize.”

However, Sporta Eelandii knew it had it all to make up, & they came out swinging. With a fourth minute strike, momentum swung decidedly in their favour, & an encore in the twenty-first minute put the hosts ahead on aggregate. Eelandii started to play less aggressively once they were tasked merely with preserving a lead; however, this seemed to have helped Atlov catch its breath. Atlov stopped the bleeding, & after the half, they were the ones to be taking initiative in the match. They knew that just one away goal would be enough to put them ahead, despite what the scoreboard said. Stomz-Jerat Abe

Qastyr a 2-2 Crisisbless (1-0 & 1-2)
Crisisbless, Nepharim Premiership champions & best defensive record (35 conceded in 46 matches; next-best, 46 conceded)
Helek-Nenzi Ono, both Qastyr goals
Qastyr 2-0 (agg.) at half in second leg

UICA Quarter-Finals
(QUS) Qastyr 0–4 RGS Athletic (EFL) 0–2 0–2 Champions’ Cup
(QUS) Atlov 1–3 Arcticala Inlet (VIL) 1–2 0–1 Series B Champions’ Cup

Summary

Copa de Campeones
(PAS) Tanrısal 3–1 Qastyr (QUS) 1-0 2-1 First Round

Summary

Cygnus Cup
(QUS) Poldanz 3-0 Oldenhurst FC (HTR) 2-0 1-0 Preliminary Round
(QUS) Poldanz 1-4 Lonngeylin Coast (VIL) 0-2 1-2 First Round

Summary

Vilitan Cove Invitational
(QUS) Voraxan 6-2 Canterlot Royals (EQS) 3-1 3-1 Preliminary Round
(COS) Klyde 2-3 Voraxan (QUS) 0-1 2-2 Round of Sixteen
(EFL) FC Tavernia 3-2 Voraxan (QUS) 2-1 0-1 (AET) Quarterfinals

Summary

Finals Site Hosting
UICA Youth Cup 24 Semi-Finals
(VLD) Guzmán-Cress Academy p 1–1 Crawford City FC (COS) (4–2 pen)
(EUR) Falourr 0–0 p Shamrock Cathair (AUD) (4–5 pen)

UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69 Final
(VAL) Juavi FC 3–3 p Usmer (EUR) (3–3 FT · 4–5 pen)

UICA Youth Cup 24 Final
(AUD) Shamrock Cathair 0–1 Guzmán-Cress Academy (VLD)

Rushmore Copa de Campeones 45 Final
(PAS) Tanrısal 2–1 RGS Athletic (EFL)

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Hey, all! This is still a work in progress; I haven’t yet RPed anything. I am publishing what I have done now, & I’ll finish things up after I scorinate & publish the results of the upcoming season.

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Following the conclusion of the domestic season & all international tournaments, Fuzpon Qusma is proud to announce the following thirty-two awards for Ryrak Cez, corresponding to the seventy-second UICA cycle.

Name                       Club       Nationality
Xynat-Evela Cuf Trosoc QUS Ryrak Cez Goalkeeeper of the Season
Vanza-Jerat Gep Qastyr QUS
Pilta-Jerat Nev Koflir QUS

Name                       Club       Nationality
Yelto-Alfan Ono Koflir QUS Ryrak Cez Defender of the Season
Cunix-Betva Tla Niom QUS
Zenon-Gerol Kal Koflir QUS
Raxat-Trenj Val Niom QUS
Tasha Avery Qastyr NPH
Franziska Schnee-Krull Koflir ZWZ
Sunshine Cethe-Carter Poldanz SEM
Nirlo-Betva Uzo Atlant QUS

Name                       Club       Nationality
Yunal-Julad Waz Poldanz QUS
Ilinx-Kepex Zev Qastyr QUS Ryrak Cez Midfielder of the Season
Jayson Herrera Atlant SLL
Ilinx-Vulav Ixi Poldanz QUS
Helek-Nenzi Ono Qastyr QUS
Forzu-Ralox Kal Qastyr QUS
Ilinx-Iblix Tla Trew QUS
Yamaj-Blonz Jok Werzin QUS

Name                       Club       Nationality
Nexev-Betva Ixi Ixic QUS
Ozolx-Mazur Guv Qastyr QUS
Swanhilda Berisha Qastyr NPH
Prant-Pertz Gor Qastyr QUS Ryrak Cez Forward of the Season
Xilit-Zaxac Yol Poldanz QUS
Rilan-Jerat Nev Trew QUS

Name                       Club       Nationality
Rilan-Jerat Nev Trew QUS

Name                       Club       Nationality
Tlanx-Nulzk Hal Qastyr QUS

N°   Name                  Club       Nationality
1. Ilinx-Kepex Zev Qastyr QUS
2. Prant-Pertz Gor Qastyr QUS
3. Yelto-Alfan Ono Koflir QUS
4. Xynat-Evela Cuf Trosoc QUS

Ilinx-Kepex Zev, central midfielder & captain for KF Qastyr & the Qusma national team, has been named Fuzpon Qusma’s Ryrak Cez Player of the Season. It is their second consecutive Player of the Year award.
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Fuzpon Qusma has just celebrated an annus mirabilis, with new records in Qusma teams’ performances in every competition they entered.

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KF Atlant

Opolq: Atlem
Stadium: Mastad Atlema
Colours: Dark Red & Black
Manager: Gareth Catalan (61 y.o.) - Nephara
Formation: 4-3-3
.1 Leon Starek       (30) GK - SOU
2 Anthony Patterson (26) CB - ETN
3 Kresp-Cinic Jan (26) CB - QUS
4 Tasha Avery (30) LB - NPH
5 Martha Maury (31) RB - EFL
6 Helek-Nenzi Ono (23) LM - QUS
7 Forzu-Ralox Kal (27) RM - QUS
8 Ilinx-Kepex Zev (33) CM - QUS
9 Roisin Carroll (32) LW - BRE
10 Swanhilda Berisha (30) RW - NPH
11 Cody Graszeszak (21) ST - MRC
12 Nirlo-Ibilx Xlo (28) G - QUS
13 Kynda-Milor Wek (29) D - QUS
14 Olorz-Xalan Inu (28) D - QUS
15 Penac-Cinic Uka (27) D - QUS
16 Cralt-Vlont Eva (29) D - QUS
17 Helek-Dwada Uzo (19) M - QUS
18 Nenzi-Jonto Kev (23) M - QUS
19 Trenj-Vralx Eva (25) M - QUS
20 Wanar-Grilt Xlo (27) M - QUS
21 Prant-Belaj Jan (30) M - QUS
22 Rilan-Belaj Tar (30) A - QUS
23 Zenon-Grilt Ono (31) A - QUS
24 Tlanx-Relaf Ulv (25) A - QUS
25 Matez-Dwada Roz (29) G - QUS
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
4th (70 points), Pug Qusmyra (Globe Cup Second Preliminary Round)
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


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KF Atlov

Opolq: Atlem
Stadium: Mastad Atlema
Colours: Red & White
Manager: Otoln-Xilit Lec (79 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Xilit-Prant Uzo (26) GK - QUS
2 Denir-Slokt Jok (25) CB - QUS
3 Cynav-Ozolx Jan (25) CB - QUS
4 Cralt-Intov Ivo (28) LB - QUS
5 Balax-Vlont Yol (26) RB - QUS
6 Vlont-Prant Ixi (27) DM - QUS
7 Prant-Ozolx Uzo (31) LM - QUS
8 Dynom-Yivix Mal (32) RM - QUS
9 Stomz-Jerat Abe (24) AM - QUS
10 Wanar-Ucyxi Jok (29) SS - QUS
11 Flonz-Blonz Mal (27) ST - QUS
12 Welar-Prant Cov (24) G - QUS
13 Intov-Betva Uzo (19) D - QUS
14 Frolt-Irtix Eva (22) D - QUS
15 Gilir-Urynt Ono (30) D - QUS
16 Mazur-Ernat Sal (28) D - QUS
17 Elfon-Belaj Inu (33) M - QUS
18 Xeral-Yamaj Gor (20) M - QUS
19 Gilir-Gerol Pan (31) M - QUS
20 Urynt-Stomz Guv (26) M - QUS
21 Horon-Xynat Hir (22) A - QUS
22 Ernat-Belaj Gla (18) A - QUS
23 Wanar-Sevet Opu (18) A - QUS
24 Drolx-Elfon Lox (27) A - QUS
25 Axelv-Relaf Waz (35) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
1st, Pug Qusma (Promoted; Series B Champions’ Cup Quarterfinals)
Fifth Preliminary Round, Puk Zala
Octofinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


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KF Brel

Opolq: Bronne
Stadium: Mastad Bronna
Colours: Black & Yellow
Manager: Karar-Prant Eva (73 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Cralt-Nulzk Uka (29) GK - QUS
2 Milor-Nexev Lam (27) CB - QUS
3 Elfon-Kynda Kym (26) LB - QUS
4 Xilit-Raxat Ono (28) RB - QUS
5 Linot-Zorno Mal (29) DM - QUS
6 Otoln-Zaxac Mal (26) LM - QUS
7 Xilit-Ajark Ono (25) RM - QUS
8 Falax-Ilinx Jan (22) AM - QUS
9 Forzu-Frolt Jok (30) LW - QUS
10 Ucyxi-Welar Guv (30) RW - QUS
11 Dwada-Yelto Mal (31) ST - QUS
12 Elfon-Belaj Sal (22) G - QUS
13 Zorno-Oxolt Ixi (30) D - QUS
14 Frolt-Kresp Guv (28) D - QUS
15 Fenaz-Tylyr Yan (26) D - QUS
16 Urynt-Raxat Ono (30) D - QUS
17 Paliv-Evela Cov (27) D - QUS
18 Sevet-Nirlo Jyx (32) M - QUS
19 Frolt-Evela Tla (28) M - QUS
20 Olorz-Prant Xyt (26) M - QUS
21 Harta-Xynat Cuf (19) M - QUS
22 Tlanx-Drolx Inu (30) A - QUS
23 Ibilx-Cynav Ixi (27) A - QUS
24 Zilot-Vanza Opu (28) A - QUS
25 Ralox-Dynom Uka (25) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
16th (41 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


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KF Dynynon

Opolq: Dynstrud
Stadium: Mastad Dynstruda
Colours: Red & Gold
Manager: Xilit-Wulat Tez (48 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Rynyr-Relaf Fox (33) GK - QUS
2 Ibilx-Milor Zev (27) CB - QUS
3 Kresp-Yivix Ezi (25) LB - QUS
4 Kepex-Forzu Aka (30) RB - QUS
5 Xalan-Ralox Xyt (25) DM - QUS
6 Sylax-Gavax Ixi (32) LM - QUS
7 Ozolx-Yunal Uka (25) RM - QUS
8 Lenpi-Etern Uzo (28) AM - QUS
9 Ucyxi-Tylyr Fox (21) LW - QUS
10 Upuln-Lenpi Ezi (26) RW - QUS
11 Tlanx-Oxolt Eva (31) ST - QUS
12 Grilt-Lenpi Uka (30) G - QUS
13 Nexev-Forzu Bux (29) D - QUS
14 Elfon-Fenaz Val (25) D - QUS
15 Zorno-Ulutu Opu (30) D - QUS
16 Belaj-Jerat Bel (28) D - QUS
17 Vlont-Karar Xyt (25) D - QUS
18 Yivix-Nexev Ixi (25) M - QUS
19 Balax-Ilinx Jan (32) M - QUS
20 Ulutu-Lucex Tla (29) M - QUS
21 Frolt-Pilta Tla (26) M - QUS
22 Telew-Tlanx Cuf (27) A - QUS
23 Etern-Mazur Jan (22) A - QUS
24 Gerol-Penac Wek (30) A - QUS
25 Dwada-Prant Vre (28) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
14th (44 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
Octofinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


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KF Estraj

Opolq: Estade
Stadium: Mastrad Estada
Colours: Red & Yellow
Manager: Fiona Sylver (56 y.o.) - Brenecia
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Brelk-Brelk Ixi (23) GK - QUS
2 Rilan-Forzu Miz (28) CB - QUS
3 Xilit-Stomz Uzo (30) CB - QUS
4 Nirlo-Nirlo Val (30) LB - QUS
5 Ralox-Alfan Fen (24) RB - QUS
6 Thébora (19) DM - DAI
7 Ernat-Telew Vre (26) LM - QUS
8 Pertz-Horon Jan (25) RM - QUS
9 Xynat-Vralx Roz (28) AM - QUS
10 Mokuro Junaiperu (23) SS - HIN
11 Denir-Mulpo Xer (28) ST - QUS
12 Prant-Prant Fox (30) G - QUS
13 Falax-Eflat Zyn (26) D - QUS
14 Vlont-Penac Bel (30) D - QUS
15 Sevet-Tlanx Inu (27) D - QUS
16 Vanza-Vlont Abe (25) D - QUS
17 Nirlo-Matez Ono (33) M - QUS
18 Olorz-Vlont Max (27) M - QUS
19 Evela-Tlanx Bel (30) M - QUS
20 Harta-Nenzi Pan (29) M - QUS
21 Forzu-Irtix Ixi (27) A - QUS
22 Ovolk-Jonto Lec (27) A - QUS
23 Lapij-Jonto Fox (28) A - QUS
24 Kepex-Matez Abe (22) A - QUS
25 Japil-Alfan Abe (31) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez: HERE
Predicted Finish: HERE


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KF Ixic

Opolq: Ixtun
Stadium: Mastad Ixtuna
Colours: Light Blue & White
Manager: Yivix-Japil Viz (53 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Relaf-Slokt Ivo (26) GK - QUS
2 Jonto-Julad Len (27) CB - QUS
3 Culak-Konda Ezi (25) CB - QUS
4 Winad-Pilta Mal (26) LB - QUS
5 Evela-Yoltz Gor (28) RB - QUS
6 Horon-Avarn Jok (31) DM - QUS
7 Sevet-Zaxac Tez (24) LM - QUS
8 Rilan-Nalet Hal (24) RM - QUS
9 Paliv-Denir Xer (28) AM - QUS
10 Nexev-Betva Ixi (25) SS - QUS
11 Milor-Frolt Zev (32) ST - QUS
12 Jerat-Dynom Wyt (28) G - QUS
13 Wanar-Kresp Jul (30) D - QUS
14 Pertz-Yivix Zyn (25) D - QUS
15 Yivix-Lucex Jan (20) D - QUS
16 Dwada-Helek Ban (23) D - QUS
17 Penac-Fenaz Wyt (20) DM - QUS
18 Nexev-Flonz Eva (24) M - QUS
19 Karar-Helek Rel (29) M - QUS
20 Forzu-Elfon Bel (23) M - QUS
21 Gelan-Welar Ezi (24) A - QUS
22 Jralv-Jerat Niz (26) A - QUS
23 Vanza-Sylax Fox (24) A - QUS
24 Otoln-Wanar Uka (26) A - QUS
25 Nexev-Irtix Mal (24) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
15th (43 points), Pug Qusmyra
Fifth Preliminary Round, Puk Zala
Octofinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Koflir

Opolq: Kolle
Stadium: Mastad Kolla
Colours: Green & White
Manager: Harta-Yunal Den (74 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-3-3
.1 Pilta-Jerat Zev (33) GK - QUS
2 Yelto-Alfan Ono (26) CB - QUS
3 Zenon-Gerol Kal (25) CB - QUS
4 Yoltz-Tlanx Sal (26) LB - QUS
5 Franziska Schnee-Krull (27) RB - ZWZ
6 Kynda-Sevet Pec (21) LM - QUS
7 Ramona Ambaile-Hund (24) RM - ZWZ
8 Groaré Sasca (29) CM - FFD
9 Ucyxi-Linot Can (29) LW - QUS
10 Pilta-Jonto Rel (29) RW - QUS
11 Gelan-Yivix Eva (29) ST - QUS
12 Ajark-Elfon Uzo (33) G - QUS
13 Cynav-Axelv Siv (27) D - QUS
14 Gavax-Cynav Roz (25) D - QUS
15 Jerat-Mulpo Uzo (29) D - QUS
16 Belaj-Lenpi Mal (31) D - QUS
17 Milor-Elfon Xyt (33) M - QUS
18 Kresp-Grilt Ixi (27) M - QUS
19 Ilinx-Kresp Opu (35) M - QUS
20 Ernat-Zorno Fox (25) M - QUS
21 Cinic-Hirom Abe (34) M - QUS
22 Helek-Blonz Ban (24) A - QUS
23 Alfan-Ucyxi Uzo (30) A - QUS
24 Wulat-Alfan Lec (26) A - QUS
25 Upuln-Harta Ezi (26) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
3rd (74 points), Pug Qusmyra (Globe Cup First Preliminary Round)
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
Octofinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Lilnim

Opolq: Lillin
Stadium: Mastad Lillina
Colours: Green & Silver
Manager: Gerol-Relaf Jok (56 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Vralx-Xilit Lec (27) GK - QUS
2 Oscar Fisch (30) CB - STL
3 Ernat-Vralx Max (33) LB - QUS
4 Aimilios Tsichouridis (32) RB - FHU
5 Wanar-Evela Cuf (28) DM - QUS
6 Hirom-Wyzal Abe (30) LM - QUS
7 Ucyxi-Jonto Sal (31) RM - QUS
8 Izilv-Xalan Abe (26) AM - QUS
9 Zenon-Fenaz Val (34) LW - QUS
10 Jerat-Yunal Saf (26) RW - QUS
11 Wanar-Brelk Pec (27) ST - QUS
12 Jonto-Nirlo Ezi (23) G - QUS
13 Dwada-Intov Xer (28) D - QUS
14 Yelto-Wulat Jan (27) D - QUS
15 Rilan-Denir Tla (21) D - QUS
16 Belaj-Xalan Roz (24) D - QUS
17 Zenon-Fenaz Uzo (24) D - QUS
18 Alfan-Winad Kal (28) M - QUS
19 Helek-Vlont Bux (27) M - QUS
20 Falax-Lucex Abe (31) M - QUS
21 Betva-Nenzi Can (27) M - QUS
22 Nenzi-Gerol Ban (25) A - QUS
23 Lucex-Julad Won (31) A - QUS
24 Stomz-Pilta Val (26) A - QUS
25 Zorno-Elfon Uzo (22) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
8th (54 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Niom

Opolq: Nire
Stadium: Mastad Nira
Colours: Black & Silver
Manager: Vulav-Wanar Tla (51 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Culak-Pilta Rax (28) GK - QUS
2 Raxat-Trenj Val (28) CB - QUS
3 Cunix-Betva Tla (29) CB - QUS
4 Nirlo-Ralox Tla (30) LB - QUS
5 Sylax-Mulpo Saf (24) RB - QUS
6 Kindness Nkembe (32) DM - NPH
7 Mulpo-Kresp Orz (29) LM - QUS
8 Lenpi-Stomz Orz (29) RM - QUS
9 Kaden York (34) AM - ETN
10 Betva-Dwada Roz (25) SS - QUS
11 Elfon-Prant Kym (27) ST - QUS
12 Xeral-Zilot Ixi (30) G - QUS
13 Nirlo-Ibilx Waz (30) D - QUS
14 Nexev-Intov Den (28) D - QUS
15 Lapij-Ozolx Waz (27) D - QUS
16 Zorno-Avarn Jok (27) D - QUS
17 Rilan-Penac Uzo (28) M - QUS
18 Ovolk-Ulutu Abe (30) M - QUS
19 Yunal-Xynat Sal (29) M - QUS
20 Ernat-Ulutu Orz (31) M - QUS
21 Relaf-Yunal Eva (27) A - QUS
22 Ozolx-Alfan Jan (26) A - QUS
23 Elfon-Betva Zev (23) A - QUS
24 Lucex-Vlont Lec (26) A - QUS
25 Wanar-Ralox Mal (32) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
11th (48 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Poldanz

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polana
Colours: Red & White
Manager: Vralx-Ucyxi Lec (59 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Prant-Telew Wek (28) GK - QUS
2 Yamaj-Gilir Sal (27) CB - QUS
3 Karar-Nirlo Hus (26) LB - QUS
4 Sunshine Cethe-Carter (23) RB - SEM
5 Yunal-Julad Waz (27) DM - QUS
6 Prant-Kresp Ban (30) LM - QUS
7 DaDougerius Van der Voort (25) RM - AUD
8 Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (27) AM - QUS
9 Dimitra Tsikitsiris (30) LW - NPH
10 Jralv-Nexev Pec (27) RW - QUS
11 Xilit-Zaxac Yol (25) ST - QUS
12 Slokt-Lapij Uzo (30) G - QUS
13 Helek-Alfan Ivo (30) D - QUS
14 Nenzi-Kresp Ulv (27) D - QUS
15 Cinic-Elfon Hal (27) D - QUS
16 Horon-Lenpi Waz (27) D - QUS
17 Frolt-Dynom Hal (31) D - QUS
18 Elfon-Pertz Pec (28) M - QUS
19 Xilit-Vanza Jan (23) M - QUS
20 Belaj-Betva Mal (24) M - QUS
21 Ralox-Cinic Uka (28) M - QUS
22 Kepex-Xalan Xyt (29) A - QUS
23 Sevet-Blonz Yol (27) A - QUS
24 Cinic-Forzu Uzo (28) A - QUS
25 Slokt-Jonto Tla (28) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
2nd (74 points), Pug Qusmyra (Globe Cup Sixteenth-Finals)
Champions, Puk Zala (Cygnus Cup First Round)
Octofinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Poljak

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polana
Colours: Silver & Red
Manager: Lenpi-Gerol Fox (46 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Jralv-Vlont Abe (29) GK - QUS
2 Savar-Denir Tez (31) CB - QUS
3 Xilit-Milor Cuf (26) CB - QUS
4 Oxolt-Vanza Fox (27) LB - QUS
5 Ernat-Frolt Cuf (28) RB - QUS
6 Oxolt-Axelv Lec (29) DM - QUS
7 Alfan-Intov Zka (31) LM - QUS
8 Velyn-Vlont Nev (25) RM - QUS
9 Hynym-Gelan Zyn (32) AM - QUS
10 Nexev-Yoltz Tla (32) SS - QUS
11 Kresp-Falax Zka (24) ST - QUS
12 Gerol-Trenj Faz (29) G - QUS
13 Ulutu-Vlont Lec (29) D - QUS
14 Prant-Konda Abe (26) D - QUS
15 Flonz-Vlont Ixi (23) D - QUS
16 Jerat-Meron Lec (30) D - QUS
17 Pertz-Raxat Zev (29) M - QUS
18 Lynul-Ralox Zev (27) M - QUS
19 Yivix-Xeral Gor (26) M - QUS
20 Ajark-Japil Jan (21) M - QUS
21 Lucex-Gelan Fox (24) A - QUS
22 Harta-Raxat Tla (31) A - QUS
23 Vanza-Sevet Ixi (29) A - QUS
24 Nirlo-Trenj Uzo (32) A - QUS
25 Pertz-Konda Mal (29) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
13th (45 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Polxar

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polana
Colours: Red & Gold
Manager: Frolt-Ernat Ban (54 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 5-3-2
.1 Axelv-Slokt Eva (28) GK - QUS
2 Grilt-Xilit Tez (25) CB - QUS
3 Betva-Ucyxi Bel (25) CB - QUS
4 Mulpo-Fenaz Yol (32) CB - QUS
5 Olorz-Elfon Tla (27) LB - QUS
6 Cynav-Stomz Ono (27) RB - QUS
7 Jonto-Welar Zev (30) LM - QUS
8 Etern-Paliv Jan (28) RM - QUS
9 Irtix-Ozolx Roz (33) CM - QUS
10 Nexev-Nalet Guv (26) SS - QUS
11 Gerol-Elfon Jok (30) ST - QUS
12 Blonz-Cralt Tez (22) G - QUS
13 Ucyxi-Axelv Val (23) D - QUS
14 Meron-Prant Ixi (23) D - QUS
15 Tlanx-Denir Guv (26) D - QUS
16 Belaj-Nulzk Zev (29) M - QUS
17 Forzu-Zenon Opu (25) M - QUS
18 Lucex-Xilit Viz (26) M - QUS
19 Penac-Trenj Abe (24) M - QUS
20 Cralt-Otoln Met (25) M - QUS
21 Jerat-Falax Ono (20) A - QUS
22 Vlont-Culak Val (32) A - QUS
23 Lenpi-Savar Eln (22) A - QUS
24 Frolt-Zorno Aka (22) A - QUS
25 Nalet-Wanar Bel (27) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
2nd, Pug Qusma (Promoted; Series B Champions’ Cup Third Preliminary Round)
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Qalijan

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qanza
Colours: Black & Gold
Manager: Brelk-Avarn Saf (58 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-3-3
.1 Meron-Etern Len (23) GK - QUS
2 Gelan-Ajark Erv (23) CB - QUS
3 Nalet-Falax Roz (30) CB - QUS
4 Oxolt-Jerat Tla (31) LB - QUS
5 Penac-Winad Roz (25) RB - QUS
6 Mścisław Zieliński (21) CM - SOU
7 Gavax-Hynym Kym (28) LM - QUS
8 Xilit-Sevet Mal (31) RM - QUS
9 Cynav-Vanza Hus (26) LW - QUS
10 Wanar-Ulutu Abe (29) RW - QUS
11 Dalox-Nexev Jan (23) ST - QUS
12 Nenzi-Ucyxi Tla (25) G - QUS
13 Zorno-Jonto Tez (29) D - QUS
14 Dwada-Lenpi Ban (24) D - QUS
15 Lynul-Tylyr Abe (27) D - QUS
16 Hirom-Ovolk Aka (31) D - QUS
17 Yivix-Ralox Waz (28) M - QUS
18 Rynyr-Cralt Zir (28) M - QUS
19 Xilit-Intov Pec (23) M - QUS
20 Harta-Milor Aka (30) M - QUS
21 Paliv-Cynav Can (28) M - QUS
22 Jerat-Winad Tla (28) A - QUS
23 Elfon-Jralv Ono (27) A - QUS
24 Vulav-Sevet Lec (27) A - QUS
25 Intov-Cinic Ard (32) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
7th (63 points), Pug Qusmyra
Quarterfinals, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Qastyr

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qastyra
Colours: Gold & Dark Red
Manager: Tlanx-Nulzk Hal (57 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-3-3
.1 Leon Starek (30) GK - SOU
2 Anthony Patterson (26) CB - ETN
3 Kresp-Cinic Jan (26) CB - QUS
4 Tasha Avery (30) LB - NPH
5 Martha Maury (31) RB - EFL
6 Helek-Nenzi Ono (23) LM - QUS
7 Forzu-Ralox Kal (27) RM - QUS
8 Ilinx-Kepex Zev (33) CM - QUS
9 Roisin Carroll (32) LW - BRE
10 Swanhilda Berisha (30) RW - NPH
11 Cody Graszeszak (21) ST - MRC
12 Nirlo-Ibilx Xlo (28) G - QUS
13 Kynda-Milor Wek (29) D - QUS
14 Olorz-Xalan Inu (28) D - QUS
15 Penac-Cinic Uka (27) D - QUS
16 Cralt-Vlont Eva (29) D - QUS
17 Helek-Dwada Uzo (19) M - QUS
18 Nenzi-Jonto Kev (23) M - QUS
19 Trenj-Vralx Eva (25) M - QUS
20 Wanar-Grilt Xlo (27) M - QUS
21 Prant-Belaj Jan (30) M - QUS
22 Rilan-Belaj Tar (30) A - QUS
23 Zenon-Grilt Ono (31) A - QUS
24 Tlanx-Relaf Ulv (25) A - QUS
25 Matez-Dwada Roz (29) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
Champions, Pug Qusmyra (Champions’ Cup Quarterfinals; Copa de Campeones First Round)
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Renan

Opolq: Regel
Stadium: Mastad Regela
Colours: Light Purple & Silver
Manager: Oxolt-Zorno Can (55 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Otoln-Irtix Uzo (30) GK - QUS
2 Eflat-Lenpi Nev (30) CB - QUS
3 Tlanx-Vlont Mal (25) LB - QUS
4 Yelto-Xilit Jok (23) RB - QUS
5 Xilit-Sevet Pec (24) DM - QUS
6 Cynav-Grilt Tla (26) LM - QUS
7 Xilit-Evela Ulv (28) RM - QUS
8 Ralox-Xalan Viz (27) AM - QUS
9 Otoln-Yamaj Ezi (31) LW - QUS
10 Vanza-Matez Tla (26) RW - QUS
11 Lenpi-Etern Zev (20) ST - QUS
12 Yamaj-Oxolt Yan (30) G - QUS
13 Dwada-Zenon Uka (29) D - QUS
14 Avarn-Intov Can (25) D - QUS
15 Prant-Olorz Jan (23) D - QUS
16 Ucyxi-Intov Abe (27) D - QUS
17 Forzu-Tlanx Waz (25) D - QUS
18 Wanar-Dynom Mal (30) M - QUS
19 Mulpo-Dalox Abe (17) M - QUS
20 Hirom-Intov Fox (27) M - QUS
21 Xalan-Hirom Pan (22) M - QUS
22 Kresp-Nirlo Val (25) A - QUS
23 Horon-Savar Zev (21) A - QUS
24 Ernat-Frolt Can (25) A - QUS
25 Welar-Gilir Bel (26) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
6th, Pug Qusma (Promoted; Series B Champions’ Cup Second Preliminary Round)
Playoff, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Trew

Opolq: Tracam
Stadium: Mastad Tracama
Colours: Blue & Black
Manager: Yivix-Belaj Ivo (40 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-4-3
.1 Otoln-Ulutu Nev (29) GK - QUS
2 Zenon-Ralox Lec (32) CB - QUS
3 Rhéal Paiement (18) LB - MAR
4 Tristan Brand (28) RB - BRE
5 Eurydice Padopalou (33) DM - NPH
6 Witeck Michel (19) LM - SOU
7 Ilinx-Ibilx Tla (30) RM - QUS
8 Gavax-Nenzi Abe (25) AM - QUS
9 Belaj-Kresp Abe (24) LW - QUS
10 Upuln-Cralt Guv (23) RW - QUS
11 Rilan-Jerat Nev (20) ST - QUS
12 Ibilx-Xilit Lec (27) G - QUS
13 Zenon-Otoln Saf (28) D - QUS
14 Hynym-Xilit Uzo (28) D - QUS
15 Stomz-Xynat Nal (31) D - QUS
16 Ajark-Lucex Tez (28) D - QUS
17 Xalan-Raxat Gor (19) D - QUS
18 Jerat-Yoltz Xlo (29) M - QUS
19 Dynom-Ucyxi Bel (28) M - QUS
20 Fenaz-Wanar Gor (29) M - QUS
21 Vlont-Balax Mal (19) M - QUS
22 Matez-Forzu Guv (29) A - QUS
23 Nalet-Slokt Lec (27) A - QUS
24 Olorz-Azeld Ixi (29) A - QUS
25 Elfon-Nirlo Inu (26) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
5th (64 points), Pug Qusmyra
Quarterfinals, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Trosoc

Opolq: Tracam
Stadium: Mastad Tracama
Colours: Yellow & Black
Manager: Leo Quinn (44 y.o.) - Brenecia
Formation: 4-5-1
.1 Xynat-Evela Cuf (28) GK - QUS
2 Oxolt-Hynym Kev (31) CB - QUS
3 Intov-Rynyr Ump (30) CB - QUS
4 Noah McDonald (32) LB - HUD
5 Nexev-Elfon Cel (29) RB - QUS
6 Heather Slate (27) DM - NPH???????????????
7 Matez-Trenj Cov (17) LM - QUS
8 Ovolk-Cralt Wek (29) RM - QUS
9 Milor-Yunal Pul (27) AM - QUS
10 Xilit-Belaj Cuf (26) AM - QUS
11 Ilinx-Fenaz Lec (31) ST - QUS
12 Blonz-Karar Pec (27) G - QUS
13 Dwada-Lenpi Ivo (27) D - QUS
14 Vanza-Rilan Uzo (29) D - QUS
15 Betva-Tanar Jan (26) D - QUS
16 Cynav-Rynyr Viz (25) D - QUS
17 Zorno-Lynul Eva (29) M - QUS
18 Trenj-Vulav Zev (27) M - QUS
19 Nirlo-Trenj Waz (29) M - QUS
20 Intov-Ozolx Eva (29) A - QUS
21 Matez-Otoln Aka (31) A - QUS
22 Ucyxi-Mazur Zyn (25) A - QUS
23 Yoltz-Pilta Dar (28) A - QUS
24 Sevet-Ajark Bel (31) A - QUS
25 Xilit-Culak Ezi (25) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
6th (63 points), Pug Qusmyra
Semifinals, Puk Zala
First Round, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Vlonz

Opolq: Vlyv
Stadium: Mastad Vlyva
Colours: Blue & Gold
Manager: Eflat-Cralt Ono (35 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-4-2
.1 Xilit-Dynom Ixi (25) GK - QUS
2 Prant-Intov Miz (29) CB - QUS
3 Elfon-Wanar Saf (28) CB - QUS
4 Kleandros Argyrakis (32) LB - FHU
5 Zacly Angelica (20) RB - AUD
6 Elfon-Etern Gor (24) DM - QUS
7 Otoln-Cunix Hal (25) LM - QUS
8 Harta-Mazur Tla (27) RM - QUS
9 Nenzi-Frolt Erv (29) AM - QUS
10 Lenpi-Xelez Roz (31) SS - QUS
11 Elena Caldryn (27) ST - BRE
12 Ukulx-Karar Hox (24) D - QUS
13 Zenon-Hynym Wyt (33) D - QUS
14 Cinic-Denir Aka (22) D - QUS
15 Wanar-Xelez Ixi (24) D - QUS
16 Prant-Trenj Bel (24) M - QUS
17 Dalox-Ucyxi Zka (31) M - QUS
18 Jerat-Tanar Lec (25) M - QUS
19 Jonto-Lynul Zir (19) M - QUS
20 Milor-Yivix Cuf (24) A - QUS
21 Xeral-Blonz Inu (25) A - QUS
22 Hirom-Japil Ixi (26) A - QUS
23 Elfon-Zenon Uka (30) A - QUS
24 Ucyxi-Welar Yet (25) G - QUS
25 Avarn-Stomz Bel (19) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
10th (53 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Sixteen, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Werzin

Opolq: Wexe
Stadium: Mastad Wexa
Colours: Light Blue & Dark Blue
Manager: Milor-Cynav Lec (46 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 4-3-3
.1 Rasmus Tornkwist (28) GK - KOR
2 Ozolx-Alfan Ixi (27) CB - QUS
3 Elias Kaspar (27) CB - FPT
4 Intov-Helek Duk (27) LB - QUS
5 Matez-Fenaz Yan (25) RB - QUS
6 Cralt-Ernat Jan (31) LM - QUS
7 Yivix-Jerat Pec (29) RM - QUS
8 Yamaj-Blonz Jok (22) CM - QUS
9 Elsie Madderty (24) LW - BRE
10 Ucyxi-Slokt Eva (22) RW - QUS
11 Kristoffer Linds (23) ST - SEM
12 Milor-Dwada Aka (29) G - QUS
13 Matez-Xilit Abe (26) D - QUS
14 Karar-Xilit Hox (32) D - QUS
15 Elfon-Gavax Saf (26) D - QUS
16 Stomz-Milor Jan (26) D - QUS
17 Sevet-Eflat Zyn (29) M - QUS
18 Raxat-Zorno Lec (32) M - QUS
19 Ozolx-Vlont Ezi (25) M - QUS
20 Evela-Stomz Ump (28) M - QUS
21 Azeld-Jonto Xlo (26) M - QUS
22 Prant-Raxat Siv (29) A - QUS
23 Frolt-Yivix Kal (30) A - QUS
24 Balax-Kynda Rib (29) A - QUS
25 Gerol-Ovolk Ezi (25) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
9th (54 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
Finals, Puk Zama

Predicted Finish: HERE


[img]HERE[/img]
KF Zwac

Opolq: Zwall
Stadium: Mastad Zwalla
Colours: Light Blue & Red
Manager: Forzu-Cynav Hal (57 y.o.) - Qusmo
Formation: 3-5-2
.1 Jinpachi Mishima (23) GK - HIN
2 Lenpi-Welar Zyn (25) CB - QUS
3 Forzu-Falax Uzo (23) LB - QUS
4 Matez-Izilv Jan (30) RB - QUS
5 Upuln-Kynda Ivo (25) DM - QUS
6 Ralox-Mulpo Eva (24) LM - QUS
7 Lenpi-Matez Lec (25) RM - QUS
8 Welar-Lenpi Ono (27) AM - QUS
9 Prant-Ajark Mal (26) AM - QUS
10 Forzu-Gerol Abe (28) SS - QUS
11 Winad-Zorno Nal (29) ST - QUS
12 Intov-Rilan Saf (26) G - QUS
13 Dynom-Tlanx Wek (32) D - QUS
14 Kynda-Helek Jan (31) D - QUS
15 Gelan-Rilan Zka (29) D - QUS
16 Urynt-Avarn Len (26) D - QUS
17 Zylyz-Nexev Hox (32) D - QUS
18 Helek-Forzu Pov (25) M - QUS
19 Slokt-Kepex Zyn (27) M - QUS
20 Trenj-Nexev Sal (30) M - QUS
21 Dwada-Kresp Max (26) A - QUS
22 Belaj-Wanar Yol (29) A - QUS
23 Lenpi-Gilir Val (28) A - QUS
24 Blonz-Jerat Bel (29) A - QUS
25 Intov-Julad Abe (31) G - QUS[/pre]
New Signings:

Departures:


Description:
HERE

Ryrak Cez:
17th (40 points), Pug Qusmyra
Round of Thirty-Two, Puk Zala
Sedecifinals, Puk Zama

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Postby Qusmo » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:51 pm

Whoa! Look! It's Qusmo, late again (& not even finished)!

I've had a lot on my plate lately, but I'm hoping to go back & finish this off (or at least make it better) later.

As a note: UICA results are ICly considered to be part of the domestic season they follow, so the first two posts would ICly be reports on the seventy-second cycle; however, they are dependent upon UICA results (obviously, in the case of the UICA review), so they are new for the UICA 73 cycle.

UICA 72 Review
End-of-Season Awards
Ryrak Dez Pug Qusmyra Previews
Puk Zala & Puk Zama Results (posted after UICA cutoff but before UICA Super Cup)

Pug Qusmyra           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Qastyr 38 25 6 7 96 44 +52 81
2 Koflir 38 23 10 5 59 18 +41 79
3 Trosoc 38 21 7 10 70 51 +19 70
4 Poldanz 38 21 6 11 97 66 +31 69
5 Trew 38 17 15 6 78 57 +21 66
6 Atlant 38 16 12 10 56 39 +17 60
7 Poljak 38 17 8 13 60 61 −1 59
8 Vlonz 38 18 4 16 82 76 +6 58
9 Werzin 38 17 7 14 59 54 +5 58
10 Ixic 38 17 7 14 74 77 −3 58
11 Renan 38 17 6 15 44 46 −2 57
12 Brel 38 16 6 16 46 50 −4 54
13 Lilnim 38 12 11 15 40 50 −10 47
14 Atlov 38 11 13 14 44 43 +1 46
15 Polxar 38 12 8 18 85 109 −24 44
16 Dynynon 38 8 10 20 67 90 −23 34
17 Estraj 38 9 6 23 48 78 −30 33
18 Qalijan 38 8 7 23 33 65 −32 31
19 Niom 38 8 4 26 25 57 −32 28
20 Zwac 38 6 9 23 32 64 −32 27

Pug Qusma             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Rejin 38 23 7 8 87 51 +36 76
2 Brakjon 38 20 10 8 55 33 +22 70
3 Qasym 38 19 11 8 65 37 +28 68
4 Brajit 38 20 8 10 71 53 +18 68
5 Atlark 38 19 10 9 68 41 +27 67
6 Ukunut 38 19 9 10 43 33 +10 66
7 Fryvvyn 38 17 11 10 60 45 +15 62
8 Qandon 38 17 10 11 79 67 +12 61
9 Xapon 38 16 10 12 77 75 +2 58
10 Kozon 38 16 9 13 49 45 +4 57
11 Vlosk 38 14 12 12 61 48 +13 54
12 Abork 38 14 8 16 44 44 0 50
13 Kobat 38 14 7 17 36 34 +2 49
14 Samerter 38 12 12 14 73 78 −5 48
15 Liczak 38 12 11 15 77 87 −10 47
16 Juzad 38 13 6 19 44 53 −9 45
17 Niflic 38 10 13 15 61 64 −3 43
18 Xerop 38 6 10 22 44 87 −43 28
19 Truret 38 4 5 29 39 88 −49 17
20 Wecan 38 2 7 29 36 106 −70 13

First Round
Brel Juzuna 3–6 Dynynon Juzuna
Renan Juzuna 1–0 Poljak Juzuna
Zwac Juzuna 2–2 Ixic Juzuna (4–4 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Atlov Juzuna 4–0 Polxar Juzuna

Second Round
Niom Juzuna 1–1 Renan Juzuna (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Lilnim Juzuna 1–1 Qalijan Juzuna (2–1 AET)
Vlonz Juzuna 1–6 Estraj Juzuna
Qastyr Juzuna 5–3 Werzin Juzuna
Trew Juzuna 2–2 Atlant Juzuna (4–3 AET)
Dynynon Juzuna 1–5 Atlov Juzuna
Koflir Juzuna 1–1 Trosoc Juzuna (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Poldanz Juzuna 5–0 Zwac Juzuna

Quarterfinals
Lilnim Juzuna 1–7 Atlov Juzuna
Trew Juzuna 0–3 Qastyr Juzuna
Poldanz Juzuna 2–2 Niom Juzuna (2–3 AET)
Estraj Juzuna 2–2 Koflir Juzuna (2–3 AET)

Semifinals
Niom Juzuna 2–1 Qastyr Juzuna
Atlov Juzuna 4–2 Koflir Juzuna

Final
Atlov Juzuna 4–1 Niom Juzuna

First Round
Qandon 2–3 Abork
Brajit 0–0 Renan (0–1 AET)
Zwatal 1–2 Juzad
Wecan 3–0 Flordew
Atlark 1–0 Ixitil
Rejin 0–0 Truret (1–0 AET)
Fryvvyn 2–1 Ixiln
Polxar 1–0 Kobat
Hontrac 1–2 Atlov
Kozon 3–1 Zwac
Xerop 2–0 Xapon
Niflic 3–0 Atlemp
Liczak 0–1 Samerter
Vlosk 0–2 Qasym
Brakjon 1–2 Ukunut

Sedecifinals
Dynynon 2–5 Qastyr
Werzin 0–1 Trew
Rejin 4–0 Ixic
Abork 2–1 Koflir
Lilnim 3–0 Brel
Niflic 2–4 Atlov
Atlark 2–1 Poljak
Trosoc 3–2 Qalijan
Wecan 1–5 Estraj
Ukunut 2–2 Vlonz (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Niom 1–0 Polxar
Voraxan 4–3 Kozon
Xerop 1–0 Juzad
Poldanz 2–0 Renan
Qasym 0–0 Atlant (1–0 AET)
Samerter 2–0 Fryvvyn

Octofinals
Qasym 1–0 Lilnim
Atlov 0–2 Abork
Niom 0–0 Qastyr (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Voraxan 3–1 Rejin
Xerop 0–4 Atlark
Trosoc 1–0 Estraj
Trew 0–1 Poldanz
Samerter 1–1 Vlonz (1–2 AET)

Quarterfinals
Vlonz 0–0 Abork (0–1 AET)
Qasym 3–3 Qastyr (3–4 AET)
Poldanz 4–3 Trosoc
Voraxan 2–1 Atlark

Semifinals
Poldanz 2–1 Qastyr
Voraxan 2–1 Abork

Final
Poldanz 1–2 Voraxan

Preliminary Round
Mostew 1–1 Fryvvyn (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Rejin 2–0 Cartef
Noravat 0–1 Niflic
Ixiln 0–2 Kowan
Xapon 0–1 Trilc
Vonal 1–0 Voraxan
Gelf 0–1 Juzad
Bulax 0–2 Kobat
Brakjon 0–0 Nipox (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Pojrav 1–2 Qaladaf
Vlosk 1–1 Qandon (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Truret 1–3 Zwatal
Kozon 2–1 Krazax
Yafilp 1–0 Homarl
Vlanj 4–2 Ixitil
Dycac 2–1 Jujon
Flordew 4–3 Liczak
Atlemp 2–1 Hontrac
Zororov 0–0 Atlark (2–3 AET)
Relloz 0–0 Mupetyn (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Saflon 1–0 Atloriz
Samerter 2–2 Oytrow (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Abork 1–0 Myrvom
Brajit 1–0 Wecan
Ukapox 0–2 Qasym
Xerop 0–3 Ukunut

Playoff Round
Kobat 3–0 Atlemp
Mostew 4–3 Flordew
Vlanj 1–2 Mupetyn
Kowan 1–3 Atlark
Kozon 1–2 Abork
Rejin 2–0 Qaladaf
Trilc 0–0 Juzad (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Renan 3–0 Brajit
Saflon 2–2 Ukunut (3–2 AET)
Vonal 0–1 Brakjon
Dycac 1–1 Polxar (1–3 AET)
Niflic 1–0 Zwatal
Yafilp 1–4 Qasym
Oytrow 1–2 Vlosk

Round of Thirty-Two
Brakjon 3–1 Saflon
Qalijan 3–1 Qasym
Vlonz 0–2 Poldanz
Renan 3–1 Werzin
Trilc 2–2 Dynynon (2–3 AET)
Niflic 1–0 Atlark
Estraj 3–0 Mostew
Trosoc 2–1 Abork
Poljak 2–0 Lilnim
Qastyr 3–1 Kobat
Koflir 0–1 Atlant
Niom 0–0 Ixic (2–0 AET)
Trew 5–1 Rejin
Vlosk 2–1 Mupetyn
Brel 1–0 Zwac
Polxar 1–0 Atlov

Round of Sixteen
Polxar 3–1 Renan
Atlant 3–1 Brel
Vlosk 1–3 Poldanz
Niflic 1–2 Niom
Poljak 0–1 Qalijan
Qastyr 0–1 Dynynon
Estraj 4–0 Brakjon
Trew 2–1 Trosoc

Quarterfinals
Dynynon 4–3 Qalijan
Atlant 0–1 Trew
Niom 0–2 Poldanz
Estraj 0–1 Polxar

Semifinals
Poldanz 2–0 Trew
Polxar 1–1 Dynynon (1–2 AET)

Final
Poldanz 4–0 Dynynon

Qusmo (QUS) qualifiers
Primary association

UICA Champions' Cup 73: Qastyr
UICA Globe Cup 70: Koflir, Trosoc, & Poldanz
UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 70: Rejin, Brakjon, & Qasym
UICA Youth Cup 25: Atlov Juzuna

Rushmori Copa de Campeones 46: Qastyr
Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup 48: Poldanz

VCIAPP: Voraxan (QUS)




Disputes over pay & conditions in Qusmo's lower leagues have reached a boiling point, with a players' strike grinding the fourth & fifth tiers to a halt. The strike went into effect before Ryrak Cez ended & forced Fuzpon Qusma to call off the remainder of the season. The strike has continued into & through Ryrak Dez, with no fixtures of any sort played during the year. This has produced changes in Qusmo's two senior cup competitions, Puk Zala & Puk Zama.

Puk Zama, normally a cup with approximately sixty-four teams, accepted the entries of forty-seven this season, as no fourth- or fifth-tier club qualified based on the previous season's results, nor did any fourth- or fifth-tier club offer to submit an entry for the cup. All clubs which competed in Pug Qusmyra last season, all clubs which competed in Pug Qusma last season & were not relegated, & all clubs which competed in either Pug Qelama or Pug Qelamajza & were either promoted or qualified for the promotion playoffs last season qualified to Puk Zama. As reigning champion, KF Voraxan was also invited to compete, despite not meeting these requirements. The clubs which finished in the top sixteen of last season's Pug Qusmyra table & Voraxan entered competition in the sedecifinals; all other clubs in the competition entered at the first round.

No fourth- or fifth-tier club entered Puk Zala, either; further, as the clubs relegated from the third tier to the fourth tier in Ryrak Cez joined the strike & no clubs could be promoted from the fourth tier into the third tier, both Pug Qelama & Pug Qelamajza have had to play with only sixteen clubs each this season, & they only submitted sixteen clubs each to Puk Zala. This meant that the first through fourth preliminary rounds were eliminated, with Puk Zala play beginning with a single preliminary round, including all second & third tier clubs. KF Polxar & KF Renan, the two clubs promoted to Pug Qusmyra from Pug Qusma which did not win Pug Qusma the previous season, entered in the playoff round. Then, all remaining Pug Qusmyra clubs, including all clubs which had been in Pug Qusmyra the previous season & KF Atlov, the previous season's Pug Qusma champion, entered competition in the Round of Thirty-Two.

As the dispute persists, with no end in sight, rumour has it that Fuzpon Qusma is considering structural changes to its pyramid structure. Whether any are implemented or not remains to be seen, but for now, this is the format that Fuzpon Qusma plans to use temporarily, until the association can either settle with lower tier player representatives or implement an alternative permanent solution for the crisis.

Without further ado, here are the results of Qusmo's two senior cup competitions: Puk Zama & Puk Zala.

First Round
Qandon 2–3 Abork
Brajit 0–0 Renan (0–1 AET)
Zwatal 1–2 Juzad
Wecan 3–0 Flordew
Atlark 1–0 Ixitil
Rejin 0–0 Truret (1–0 AET)
Fryvvyn 2–1 Ixiln
Polxar 1–0 Kobat
Hontrac 1–2 Atlov
Kozon 3–1 Zwac
Xerop 2–0 Xapon
Niflic 3–0 Atlemp
Liczak 0–1 Samerter
Vlosk 0–2 Qasym
Brakjon 1–2 Ukunut

Sedecifinals
Dynynon 2–5 Qastyr
Werzin 0–1 Trew
Rejin 4–0 Ixic
Abork 2–1 Koflir
Lilnim 3–0 Brel
Niflic 2–4 Atlov
Atlark 2–1 Poljak
Trosoc 3–2 Qalijan
Wecan 1–5 Estraj
Ukunut 2–2 Vlonz (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Niom 1–0 Polxar
Voraxan 4–3 Kozon
Xerop 1–0 Juzad
Poldanz 2–0 Renan
Qasym 0–0 Atlant (1–0 AET)
Samerter 2–0 Fryvvyn

Octofinals
Qasym 1–0 Lilnim
Atlov 0–2 Abork
Niom 0–0 Qastyr (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Voraxan 3–1 Rejin
Xerop 0–4 Atlark
Trosoc 1–0 Estraj
Trew 0–1 Poldanz
Samerter 1–1 Vlonz (1–2 AET)

Quarterfinals
Vlonz 0–0 Abork (0–1 AET)
Qasym 3–3 Qastyr (3–4 AET)
Poldanz 4–3 Trosoc
Voraxan 2–1 Atlark

Semifinals
Poldanz 2–1 Qastyr
Voraxan 2–1 Abork

Final
Poldanz 1–2 Voraxan

Preliminary Round
Mostew 1–1 Fryvvyn (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Rejin 2–0 Cartef
Noravat 0–1 Niflic
Ixiln 0–2 Kowan
Xapon 0–1 Trilc
Vonal 1–0 Voraxan
Gelf 0–1 Juzad
Bulax 0–2 Kobat
Brakjon 0–0 Nipox (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Pojrav 1–2 Qaladaf
Vlosk 1–1 Qandon (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Truret 1–3 Zwatal
Kozon 2–1 Krazax
Yafilp 1–0 Homarl
Vlanj 4–2 Ixitil
Dycac 2–1 Jujon
Flordew 4–3 Liczak
Atlemp 2–1 Hontrac
Zororov 0–0 Atlark (2–3 AET)
Relloz 0–0 Mupetyn (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Saflon 1–0 Atloriz
Samerter 2–2 Oytrow (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Abork 1–0 Myrvom
Brajit 1–0 Wecan
Ukapox 0–2 Qasym
Xerop 0–3 Ukunut

Playoff Round
Kobat 3–0 Atlemp
Mostew 4–3 Flordew
Vlanj 1–2 Mupetyn
Kowan 1–3 Atlark
Kozon 1–2 Abork
Rejin 2–0 Qaladaf
Trilc 0–0 Juzad (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Renan 3–0 Brajit
Saflon 2–2 Ukunut (3–2 AET)
Vonal 0–1 Brakjon
Dycac 1–1 Polxar (1–3 AET)
Niflic 1–0 Zwatal
Yafilp 1–4 Qasym
Oytrow 1–2 Vlosk

Round of Thirty-Two
Brakjon 3–1 Saflon
Qalijan 3–1 Qasym
Vlonz 0–2 Poldanz
Renan 3–1 Werzin
Trilc 2–2 Dynynon (2–3 AET)
Niflic 1–0 Atlark
Estraj 3–0 Mostew
Trosoc 2–1 Abork
Poljak 2–0 Lilnim
Qastyr 3–1 Kobat
Koflir 0–1 Atlant
Niom 0–0 Ixic (2–0 AET)
Trew 5–1 Rejin
Vlosk 2–1 Mupetyn
Brel 1–0 Zwac
Polxar 1–0 Atlov

Round of Sixteen
Polxar 3–1 Renan
Atlant 3–1 Brel
Vlosk 1–3 Poldanz
Niflic 1–2 Niom
Poljak 0–1 Qalijan
Qastyr 0–1 Dynynon
Estraj 4–0 Brakjon
Trew 2–1 Trosoc

Quarterfinals
Dynynon 4–3 Qalijan
Atlant 0–1 Trew
Niom 0–2 Poldanz
Estraj 0–1 Polxar

Semifinals
Poldanz 2–0 Trew
Polxar 1–1 Dynynon (1–2 AET)

Final
Poldanz 4–0 Dynynon

KF Voraxan has successfully, & improbably, defended its Puk Zama championship. They are ineligible for any other international competition, so they will be nominated by Fuzpon Qusma to compete in the fifth Vilitan Cove Invitational.

KF Poldanz has successfully defended its Puk Zala championship; after three editions, they remain the only club in Qusmo to have won the competition. As a result, they will be enrolled by Fuzpon Qusma to compete in the forty-eighth Cygnus Cup.
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Qusmo has high hopes but must overcome tough Group 11 to qualify

World Cup Qualifiers have nearly arrived, & Qusmo’s national team is about to take the multiversal stage again - or, at least, share it with a hundred forty-nine other nations. Qusmo did relatively poorly in their first round of World Cup Qualifying in the eightieth cycle; they recorded a vast improvement the next cycle, but they did not have the staying power to keep pace for a playoff place. After a bronze medal in Cup of Harmony 73, however, Qusmo wants to prove to the Multiverse that it is ready for even more; &, ranked fortieth in the Multiverse, they are already tantalizingly close to position to qualify for the World Cup. But can they actually make that step? The next eighteen matches will tell.

The effort will be overseen by Avarn-Oxolt Ban, the stately manager who emerged from KF Zwac to oversee Qusmo’s first forays to international football & who transformed the nation from an unknown, unranked footballing backwater to a nation poised at the edge of the World Cup. Managers are always on a hot seat to some extent, but Avarn-Oxolt’s job is very secure; even if the team struggles early in a difficult qualifying group, it would take a massive collapse for Fuzpon Qusma to consider sacking Avarn-Oxolt in the midst of the campaign.

Avarn-Oxolt was the one to oversee player selection for this cycle; all fifty players to play for the national team this season will be drawn from the national team training camp, as it has been in years prior. Avarn-Oxolt gave twelve players their debut in the Tour of the Multiverse friendlies, while twenty-five were on the rosters for Qusmo’s runs in Cup of Harmony 73 or Copa Rushmori XXXI. Fifteen players play their domestic football outside Qusmo, in eleven countries, including two from the Nepharim Premiership, two from the Banijan Soccer League, & three from the Schottic Premier League. The remaining thirty-five can be found on Pug Qusmyra rosters, with four each playing at KF Koflir & KF Werzin & five at KF Trew.

The squad selection isn’t the only area where Avarn-Oxolt has had a big impact, either; especially since World Cup 81 Qualifying, Avarn-Oxolt has created a distinct identity for their Qusma team. The team is built to be solid in the back, & the team is no stranger to clean sheets. In the last tournament Qusmo participated in, Copa Rushmori XXXI, the team did not concede a single goal in their four matches of play. The last time Qusmo entered World Cup Qualifying, the team kept eleven clean sheets & only conceded nine goals in their eighteen matches; in only one match did they concede more than one goal. That was good for the fifth-best defensive record in World Cup 81 Qualifying, & the best among all those teams which did not qualify.

Still, Qusmo did not qualify. If the defense was solid, it would come as no surprise that the culprit was the team’s offense. With thirty goals scored, it was perfectly mediocre, tied for ninety-fifth of one hundred ninety teams in Qualifying - precisely the fiftieth percentile. The problem was not that Qusmo could not put up goals in bunches; eleven times, Qusmo scored multiple goals in a single match, including six in Eastfield Lodge. The problem was the offense’s inconsistency; seven times, Qusmo was shut out over the course of the match. So, all three of Qusmo’s losses were one-nil, & all four of Qusmo’s draws were scoreless. In every match of World Cup 81 Qualifying in which Qusmo was able to score a goal, Qusmo was able to win.

The offense hurt Qusmo again in Cup of Harmony 73; however, though it accomplished its goal of avoiding clean sheets, it suddenly lacked the volume. Before the semifinals, Qusmo had played five matches & won all five, four by a score of one-nil precisely. The lone exception was Qusmo’s final group stage match, against Juvencus, which they played having already guaranteed advancement to the knockout rounds, & which they won four-three. In the rematch in the semifinal, Qusmo was able to score, but only once - & when Juvencus scored three goals again, Qusmo was left to play in the third-place match. The offense came to life again in a three-two victory to win bronze, but it was too late; the defense gave way, & the offense was not able to provide the kind of support for one match that the defense had for so many.

In the last tournament Qusmo has played in, Copa Rushmori XXXI, the offense had an even worse performance. Not only were they not prolific, like their flaw in the Cup of Harmony, but they were also inconsistent, like their flaw in World Cup Qualifying. Qusmo topped their group, never conceded a goal throughout their four matches in the tournament, & scored two thirds of the goals in Group A; however, the actual results saw a scoreless draw against hosts Mytanija sandwiched between a couple of one-nil wins over Eastfield Lodge & Valladares in the group stage, followed by a quarterfinal against Savojarna which remained scoreless after a hundred twenty minutes & was resolved in a penalty kick shootout. The defense could have done no better, but Qusmo’s offense let it down.

In Qusmo’s most recent Tour of the Multiverse, played to test out new tactics, evaluate new players, gain more experience, & get players warmed up & ready for international action in this set of World Cup Qualifiers, Qusmo’s defense was solid, only conceding twice in five matches, keeping three clean sheets. However, Qusmo’s offense was paltry, only scoring twice in those five matches & being shut out thrice. Qusmo’s personnel shifted from match to match, & the team’s best was not always on the pitch at any given time; however, the final match of the series could prove very concerning to Avarn-Oxolt. The manager used the Starting XI they announced would begin World Cup 82 Qualifying, but they lost to Mytanija, which was employing several new additions to the lineup. That would be troubling in & of itself, but Qusmo has now just learned that it will face Mytanija twice in World Cup 82 Qualifying; given that it has not managed to score in the past one hundred eighty minutes it has faced their Rushmori rivals, Qusmo will need to figure out the Mytanar defense fast.

Over the course of this World Cup Qualifying cycle, then, it will be interesting to see how - or if - Avarn-Oxolt can revive their team’s struggling attack. To that end, they called in fifteen forwards for national team training camp. Of those, however, only five made the cut for the first half of qualifiers. All ten of those who did not make it play for Pug Qusmyra clubs; all five of those who did play for foreign clubs. The five foreign-based players from five attackers on the first half roster is greater than the foreign-based contingent from all twenty goalkeepers, defenders, & midfielders; only four of those twenty play outside Qusmo.

Avarn-Oxolt elected to select a left wing & ring wing forward - Ozolx-Mazur Guv & Jralv-Nexev Pec, respectively - despite the fact they do not normally employ players at those positions. Ozolx-Mazur Guv has to be included in the squad, however, as a dangerous threat from the side, & clearly one of Qusmo’s best forwards. Jralv-Nexev is not the best player, but their selection complements Ozolx-Mazur, at least. There was no question about who ought to be the poacher selected for the team, either, as Paliv-Xilit Max has proven themself at a high level with Pascal Mashu, one of the top offenses in the KiHi-LEAGUE, & has translated that success onto the international level, too; they are only one of two Qusmi’y to have a double digit goal international goal tally, with twenty-three.

The two strikers on the twenty-five-player roster are no strangers to fans of the national team, either. Xilit-Zaxac Yol was practically certain to get a call-up, too, as Qusmo’s record goalscorer, having scored twenty-seven times. Those two alone account for just short of half of Qusmo’s goals over the course of the national team’s history. The last spot went to Prant-Pertz Gor, a striker who moved from KF Qastyr to Ethane in what was then a record-setting deal for Pug Qusmyra - since eclipsed by Xilit-Zaxac’s own in this transfer window - after Prant-Pertz led Qastyr from the UICA Champions’ Cup second preliminary round to its quarterfinals, helping the team be the highest-scoring in the Champions’ Cup group stage to boot. The potential is there, but Avarn-Oxolt needs to find a way to convert that potential into goals.

If Avarn-Oxolt doesn’t manage to do that, they might turn to one of the ten other forwards they called to training camp. Ucyxi-Tylyr Fox is a young option at left wing forward, but they are doubtful to be called up simply because Ozolx-Mazur has a strong hold on the position. KF Trew’s Upuln-Cralt Guv has a better chance of replacing Jralv-Nexev if Avarn-Oxolt loses confidence in the right wing forward. However, the most high-profile forward that will be left at home for the first half of Qualifiers is Rilan-Jerat Nev. Rilan-Jerat is just twenty-one, but only Paliv-Xilit & Xilit-Zaxac have scored more goals for Qusmo than they. They had been a regular starter for Avarn-Oxolt, alongside Xilit-Zaxac, but Prant-Pertz pushed them out of the regular national team Starting XI, before Paliv-Xilit did the same to Prant-Pertz. They are the captain of the U21 team, & they have gained quite a bit of experience with the senior side for a player so young, but they seem to have fallen out of favour with the manager; at this point, they must be hoping merely for another opportunity.

Moving our sights to midfield, Qusmo certainly is not lacking. Many of the players Qusmo has exported abroad have been from the midfield, & unquestionably the best player Qusmo has ever produced can be found in midfield, too. National team centre midfielder, captain, & all-time caps leader Ilinx-Kepex Zev may be the oldest player called up, but they are also unquestionably the leader of this team. Despite their age of thirty-four, they may even be the most talented player on the team; in addition to leading Qastyr to two Champions’ Cup quarterfinals, they have won Pug Qusmyra & been named Fuzpon Qusma Player of the Season in all three years each of the trophies have been awarded. Anyone who says they know how much longer Ilinx-Kepex can keep playing is lying, but they surely have to be pushing for a World Cup sooner rather than later; in any event, though, they are more than capable of playing at a high level & are essentially a must-start player. They have played in, started, & been the captain for every competitive match Qusmo has ever played; that is not expected to change any time soon.

They aren’t the only midfielder Qastyr has sent to the national team; in fact, all three of its starting midfielders made the national team’s twenty-five-player roster for the first half of World Cup 81 Qualifiers; in fact, all will be in Avarn-Oxolt’s Starting XI in Kavagrad on Matchday One. Helek-Nenzi Ono on the left & Forzu-Ralox Kal on the right made for a formidable duo, & they can help supplement attacks, just as they do so capably for Qastyr. If they falter, capable replacements are behind them on the roster, too, with Koflir’s Kynda-Sevet Pec & Trew’s Ilinx-Ibilx Tla having recorded eighty caps between them on the left & right, respectively.

The other two midfielders to earn the starting nod from Avarn-Oxolt for Matchday One also hail from the same club: KF Poldanz. Yunal-Julad Waz is a defensive midfielder, & they certainly do a good job as a first line of defense, but they are far from a water carrier. They are skilled at moving the ball upfield & can even handle possession quite well; most of all, they have had a three-year connection in domestic seasons with attacking midfielder Ilinx-Vulav Ixi. Ilinx-Vulav has plenty of experience as a creative player, & they have played with Xilit-Zaxac for three years at KF Poldanz; only next season will the trio of Yunal-Julad, Ilinx-Vulav, & Xilit-Zaxac not be playing on the same Poldanz team together. Ilinx-Vulav knows how to play a through ball, & they have an excellent ability to pick out passes, especially when Xilit-Zaxac is the one making the run. In order for Xilit-Zaxac or other Qusma forwards to score, they need to be given chances with the ball, & the inclusion of Yunal-Julad & Ilinx-Vulav in the Starting XI has been designed to provide just that.

Of course, they aren’t the only ones Avarn-Oxolt selected who play in the middle of the park. Gavax-Nenzi Abe could help provide some more attacking punch, especially if the Poldanz plan does not come to fruition. However, two players on the bench are especially intriguing: Yamaj-Blonz Jok & Jerat-Jonto Jan. Yamaj-Blonz has the quality to be a starting centre midfielder for the national team; the only problem is that Ilinx-Kepex is a legend of Qusma football. Eleven years their junior, however, Yamaj-Blonz is poised to get an opportunity to fully showcase their talent soon. Jerat-Jonto Jan is another young player, & they are the only foreign-based midfielder called up to the twenty-five-player roster, as well as only one of two Qusmi’y on the roster to have fewer than ten caps. Commonly known as JJJ in Siovanija & Teusland, Jerat-Jonto has become something of a fan favourite; though they do not contribute quite as much to attacks as Yunal-Julad, their heavier emphasis on defensive & holdup play could be a good addition when Avarn-Oxolt needs to preserve a late lead.

However, despite the talent that Qusmo boasts in midfield, they have really shined of late in their defensive prowess. That success begins with the play of Cunix-Betva Tla, vice captain of the national team. They played for KF Niom for three years, but they moved for Schottia after the club’s relegation. That bodes extremely poorly for Niom supporters, as they had a true gem on their hands at centreback, despite the relegation. Cunix-Betva has been one of the cornerstones of Qusmo’s defensive solidity, & they have started all but one of Qusmo’s competitive matches. They have the quality & experience to take on any opponent in any setting, & their continued success is vital to Qusmo’s defense.

They are complemented by Zenon-Gerol Kal & Yelto-Alfan Ono at centreback. The centreback pair for KF Koflir have been dominant domestically in Qusmo, & they have parlayed that partnership to the national team. In fact, Yolt-Tlanx Sal is another representative of Koflir in the national team, being the only leftback on the roster. The three defenders have helped Koflir concede only thirty-seven goals in the past two seasons, which last thirty-eight matches each. Those marks have completely blown away any records for Pug Qusmyra defensive statistics, & especially goals conceded. The three are twenty-six, twenty-seven, & twenty-seven, respectively, so these three figure to get even better in the future - & both Koflir & the national team figure to benefit.

They represent most of the defenders called up, but not all. Ozolx-Alfan Ixi is another centreback who is Starting XI calibre; they have forty-five caps to prove it, too. They will surely see playing time often, as with three centrebacks starting each match, they are going to need a rest - & Ozolx-Alfan projects to be Avarn-Oxolt’s first choice to relieve them. Lynul-Savar Mal could easily get called into the mix, too, if someone above them is out of form or two centrebacks need a rest. & if Avarn-Oxolt really wants to switch things up, they can introduce fullbacks onto the pitch. Qusmo’s highest-capped fullback is rightback Nirlo-Betva Uzo, the one player from KF Atlant who survived Avarn-Oxolt’s public dispute with Atlant’s back line early in their tenure with their spot in the squad secure.

Of course, that is not all that the Qusma talent pool has to offer. Denir-Slokt Jok & especially Kresp-Cinic Jan earned looks during the Tour of the Multiverse, but Avarn-Oxolt decided to give precedence to the quintet of centrebacks which have been the core of Qusmo’s success of late instead of calling up a relatively inexperienced defender with only one cap. If Qusmo’s defense falters, however, Avarn-Oxolt could take a closer look at either, especially Kresp-Cinic. Leftback is another interesting position, as both KF Poldanz defender Karar-Nirlo Hus & KF Atlant defender Jralv-Yamaj Mal have put together some very good performances. Karar-Nirlo, in particular, is more of a wingback, & they could bring a different style of play to the Qusma team; however, given their extraordinary domestic success, Yoltz-Tlanx will be given the first chance to play at that position.

Finally, we arrive at the players who wear the black kits: the goalkeepers. Xynat-Evela Cuf has been given the number one kit by Avarn-Oxolt, & for good reason. They have been the reason why KF Trosoc has done so well in Pug Qusmyra, improving all the way to third place in the past season. They’re mediocre in distribution, but they have an uncanny knack for making phenomenal acrobatic saves. That was something of a regular necessity when Qusmo started off, but they have been given the luxury of being able to sit back & rest for a bit as Qusmo’s defensive line has solidified itself.

On the opposite side, we see Vanza-Jerat Gep, who wears the number twelve shirt. The former Qusmo number one moved to Brenecia after contributing to a Champions’ Cup run at KF Qastyr. Qastyr has been a very successful side in Qusmo, but that has also posed some challenges for Vanza-Jerat; after all, if they are not constantly challenged, it is hard for them to show off their skills & prove they deserve to be listed in the programmes as number one - & Qastyr was simply too good for Vanza-Jerat to be constantly challenged. That’s why they made the bold move to Brenecia, & though they haven’t been able to reclaim that shirt yet, they have been testing themselves at a higher quality of opposition at a much more frequent rate, which is experience that is bound to pay off if & when Avarn-Oxolt calls.

As former national team third-choice goalkeeper Pilta-Jerat Zev retired, a new spot on the roster opened up. Ultimately, it was Otoln-Irtix Uzo who seized it. They were not the favourite to nab it, but they had a quietly impressive campaign for quietly impressive KF Renan, which established themselves as solidly in midtable despite finishing sixth in Pug Qusma & being the surprise winner of the promotion playoff, which many experts thought boded poorly for their future. After an impressive showing against the Squornshelan Remnant States, against whom they maintained a clean sheet, Otoln-Irtix was selected to wear the twenty-fifth & final official kit that Avarn-Oxolt had to give.

Qusmo has come a long way in just a few short years - but there is more to their success than just luck. In Avarn-Oxolt Ban, Qusmo has had a capable manager at the helm throughout its time on the multiversal stage, & they have had star players at every level to help Qusmo succeed. Players like Xynat-Evela Cuf is the Qusmi in goal, Cunix-Betva Tla leads the defense, Xilit-Zaxac Yol is the star forward, &, of course, Ilinx-Kepex Zev is the legendary captain. Together, they & the rest of their team - & the rest of their nation - hope to reach Valanora & Cosumar for World Cup 82. They have a highly imposing set of fixtures to get through before they can reach that point, however. Qusmo has the potential to qualify - whether they will is another matter entirely.


Ps   Name              Age       Club                        Caps   Starts   Goals

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf 29 Image KF Trosoc 48 47 0
GK Vanza-Jerat Gep 29 Image Southern Star 23 21 0
GK Prant-Telew Wek 29 Image Stahlburg City 4 4 0
GK Jralv-Vlont Abe 30 Image KF Poljak 1 1 0
GK Otoln-Irtix Uzo 31 Image KF Renan 1 1 0

CB Cunix-Betva Tla 30 Image Port Sebastian 70 70 1
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal 26 Image KF Koflir 60 59 0
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono 27 Image KF Koflir 52 47 1
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi 28 Image KF Werzin 45 32 1
CB Lynul-Savar Mal 32 Image Klyde 10 3 0
CB Denir-Slokt Jok 26 Image KF Atlov 1 1 0
CB Kresp-Cinic Jan 32 Image Stahlburg Rovers 1 1 0
LB Karar-Nirlo Hus 27 Image KF Poldanz 15 6 1
LB Yoltz-Tlanx Sal 27 Image KF Koflir 15 6 0
LB Jralv-Yamaj Mal 26 Image KF Atlant 6 3 0
LB Intov-Helek Duk 28 Image KF Werzin 2 2 0
RB Nirlo-Betva Uzo 27 Image KF Atlant 27 8 0
RB Matez-Fenaz Yan 26 Image KF Werzin 3 3 0
RB Hirom-Vanza Roz 32 Image Harbor 2 2 0
RB Nexev-Elfon Cel 30 Image KF Trosoc 2 2 0

DM Yunal-Julad Waz 28 Image KF Poldanz 47 38 2
DM Jerat-Jonto Jan 24 Image FK Metropola Borograd 5 2 0
DM Zylyz-Wanar Ulv 29 Image Hallad Reavers 1 1 0
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev 34 Image KF Qastyr 73 73 7
CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok 23 Image KF Werzin 42 32 1
CM Forzu-Nirlo Uzo 30 Image Langlois Océanic 4 0 0
AM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi 28 Image KF Poldanz 57 54 4
AM Gavax-Nenzi Abe 26 Image KF Trew 28 14 3
AM Nenzi-Frolt Erv 30 Image Port James Athletic 1 1 0
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec 24 Image KF Koflir 52 50 3
LM Helek-Nenzi Ono 26 Image KF Qastyr 29 22 0
LM Otoln-Cunix Hal 22 Image KF Vlonz 1 1 0
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal 28 Image KF Qastyr 54 52 2
RM Ilinx-Ibilx Tla 31 Image KF Trew 28 21 1
RM Harta-Mazur Tla 28 Image KF Vlonz 3 3 0

LW Ozolx-Mazur Guv 30 Image Hoima Warriors 27 7 5
LW Belaj-Kresp Abe 25 Image KF Trew 3 2 0
LW Ucyxi-Tylyr Fox 22 Image KF Dynynon 2 0 0
RW Jralv-Nexev Pec 28 Image Blue Coast 1981 23 7 0
RW Upuln-Cralt Guv 24 Image KF Trew 3 2 0
RW Upuln-Lenpi Ezi 27 Image KF Dynynon 1 0 0
SS Paliv-Xilit Max 26 Image Pascal Mashu 49 43 23
SS Lenpi-Xelez Roz 32 Image KF Vlonz 2 1 0
SS Nexev-Nalet Guv 27 Image KF Polxar 1 1 0
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol 26 Image Jinja City 62 57 27
ST Prant-Pertz Gor 28 Image Loconstead United 39 18 7
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev 21 Image KF Trew 34 27 9
ST Gerol-Elfon Jok 31 Image KF Polxar 1 0 0
ST Ilinx-Fenaz Lec 32 Image KF Trosoc 1 0 0
ST Kresp-Falax Zka 25 Image KF Poljak 1 1 0

Twenty-Five-Player National Team Roster
Players assigned shirts 1-11 will start for Qualifying Matchday One

N° Pos Name Age Club Caps Starts Goals

1 GK Xynat-Evela Cuf 29 Image KF Trosoc 48 47 0
12 GK Vanza-Jerat Gep 29 Image Southern Star 23 21 0
25 GK Otoln-Irtix Uzo 31 Image KF Renan 1 1 0

2 CB Cunix-Betva Tla 30 Image Port Sebastian 70 70 1
3 CB Zenon-Gerol Kal 26 Image KF Koflir 60 59 0
4 CB Yelto-Alfan Ono 27 Image KF Koflir 52 47 1
13 CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi 28 Image KF Werzin 45 32 1
14 CB Lynul-Savar Mal 32 Image Klyde 10 3 0
15 LB Yoltz-Tlanx Sal 27 Image KF Koflir 15 6 0
16 RB Nirlo-Betva Uzo 27 Image KF Atlant 27 8 0

5 DM Yunal-Julad Waz 28 Image KF Poldanz 47 38 2
17 DM Jerat-Jonto Jan 24 Image FK Metropola Borograd 5 2 0
6 CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev 34 Image KF Qastyr 73 73 7
18 CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok 23 Image KF Werzin 42 32 1
7 AM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi 28 Image KF Poldanz 57 54 4
19 AM Gavax-Nenzi Abe 26 Image KF Trew 28 14 3
20 LM Kynda-Sevet Pec 24 Image KF Koflir 52 50 3
8 LM Helek-Nenzi Ono 26 Image KF Qastyr 29 22 0
9 RM Forzu-Ralox Kal 28 Image KF Qastyr 54 52 2
21 RM Ilinx-Ibilx Tla 31 Image KF Trew 28 21 1

22 LW Ozolx-Mazur Guv 30 Image Hoima Warriors 27 7 5
23 RW Jralv-Nexev Pec 28 Image Blue Coast 1981 23 7 0
10 SS Paliv-Xilit Max 26 Image Pascal Mashu 49 43 23
11 ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol 26 Image Jinja City 62 57 27
24 ST Prant-Pertz Gor 28 Image Loconstead United 39 18 7

Special Roles
Formation: 3 - 5 - 2
Manager: Avarn-Oxolt Ban (69 y. o.)
Captain: Ilinx-Kepex Zev (vice captain: Cunix-Betva Tla)
Penalties: Xilit-Zaxac Yol (if subbed: Paliv-Xilit Max)

Qusma Stadia
Traditionally, for an eighteen-match qualifying campaign featuring nine matches in Qusmo, Fuzpon Qusma schedules four at Mastad Qusma: the first home match of the campaign, the last home match of the campaign, & the two other highest profile fixtures. The other five stadia are selected both to reward the supporters of high-performing Pug Qusmyra clubs & to allow Qusmi’y from across the country to support their national team in a match closer to home. As such, Mastad Qastyra, Mastad Kolla, Mastad Tracama, Mastad Poldanza, & Mastad Atlanta were selected to host one World Cup Qualifying match each.

Mastad Qusma was selected to host four World Cup Qualifying matches on the basis of being the national stadium of Qusmo. It is the largest stadium in Qusmo, & it hosts all Qusma domestic cup finals. It also hosted the national team’s first-ever match, as well as the semifinals & final of UICA Youth Cup 24 & the final of UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 69. In keeping with tradition, the first & last qualifying group opponents Qusmo will host - Kavagrad, on Matchday Two, & Alluersia, on Matchday Seventeen - will play at Mastad Qusma. Additionally, the Matchday Four clash against Pot 1 team Cosumar will also be played at the national stadium. However, Pot 2 rivals Saltstead were not selected for the fourth & final match at Mastad Qusma; as a result of their recent history against each other & the fact that they are regionmates, Pot 5 team Mytanija was given that honour.

Fuzpon Qusma then decided to let another team leapfrog Saltstead, with Mattijana getting to play in Mastad Qastyra, home of three-time consecutive Pug Qusmyra champions & two-time consecutive UICA Champions’ Cup quarterfinalists KF Qastyr on account of being reigning champions of Esportiva, as well as presenting the opportunity for Qusmo to stay in the same city in consecutive matchdays in the final stretch of the campaign. Saltstead was left for Mastad Kolla, home of Pug Qusmyra runners-up KF Koflir, then.

The final three fixtures were scheduled relatively easily by Fuzpon Qusma. As a nation Qusmo has faced before, & as the highest-ranked team remaining to be scheduled, Fuzpon Qusma slotted the Velestria match for Mastad Tracama, home of Pug Qusmyra second runners-up KF Trosoc. Sajnur, as an up-&-coming nation but one that is still outside the top three hundred for now, was granted Mastad Poldanza, home of fourth-placed Pug Qusmyra side KF Poldanz. Finally, Fuzpon Qusma gave Vartugia - the group’s Pot 10 team, & the only team to play in Baptism of Fire 69 & emerge without a single point after playing six matches - Mastad Atlanta, home of KF Atlant, the club which finished sixth in the last Pug Qusmyra season.

MD   Opponent    Stadium         Capacity   Tenant         Opolq   Population   Vovoq
2 Kavagrad Mastad Qusma 80 000 Fuzpon Qusma Qanz 4 228 955 Quzqeq
4 Cosumar Mastad Qusma 80 000 Fuzpon Qusma Qanz 4 228 955 Quzqeq
6 Velestria Mastad Tracama 60 000 KF Trosoc Tracam 872 142 Zeqveq
9 Saltstead Mastad Kolla 60 000 KF Koflir Kolle 1 265 406 Zeqyeq
10 Sajnur Mastad Poldanza 68 000 KF Poldanz Polan 2 142 489 Neqyeq
12 Mytanija Mastad Qusma 80 000 Fuzpon Qusma Qanz 4 228 955 Quzqeq
14 Vartugia Mastad Atlanta 65 000 KF Atlant Atlem 1 734 510 Neqxeq
16 Mattijana Mastad Qastyra 72 000 KF Qastyr Qanz 4 228 955 Quzqeq
17 Alluersia Mastad Qusma 80 000 Fuzpon Qusma Qanz 4 228 955 Quzqeq

Kits
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The official kit supplier of the Qusma national team is the Starblaydian-based enterprise ediraf. These kits were officially debuted in the Third Tour of the Multiverse, a friendly series scheduled in preparation for World Cup 82 Qualifying. A new national team crest was also created by the design team at ediraf to completely overhaul Fuzpon Qusma’s visual identity. The kits harken back to the original kits worn by the national team for their first two cycles of competition &, most importantly, to national symbols like Qelam Qusma & the flag of Qusmo. With a national team that is rapidly rising through the ranks, fortieth seems just on the edge of the top thirty-two. Fuzpon Qusma hopes that this will be the first cycle in which it will send its national team to the World Cup; the supply of all new, advanced technology kits that are lighter & more comfortable, durable, & breathable than their previous ones may not grant Qusma players much of an actual physical edge over their opposition, but it is a statement of intent: Fuzpon Qusma intends to qualify for the World Cup, & Fuzpon Qusma intends to spare no expense to ensure not even the smallest advantage is left untaken.

Note on Qusma Culture
All Qusma are biologically androgynous; you should refer to them in your RPs as they or them. Speaking of referring to Qusmi’y, if you plan to use names, know that the “first” name - the long, hyphenated one - is a Qusmi’s family name, & the “last” name - the short, unhyphenated one - is their given name. On the subject of proper nomenclature, when you read my RPs, you should know that Qusmo refers to the country of Qusmo, Qusma is an adjective for something that is from or of Qusmo, a Qusmi is a person who is Qusma, Qusmi’y are a group of more than one Qusmi, Qusmu is the native language of most Qusmi’y, & the Qastyr is the Qusmu name for the country’s leader. I keep many of my RPs stored in my sportswire; feel free to reference these or contact me directly if you have any questions or would like to learn more.

Word      Definition                              RL Equivalent
Qusmo Nation of Qusmo United Kingdom
Qusma Something which is of or from Qusmo British
Qusmi Someone which is from Qusmo Brit
Qusmi’y Multiple people from Qusmo Brits
Qusmu Language originating in Qusmo English
Qastyr Head of state of Qusmo Monarch

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The Qusmyr of Qusmo is a Qusmi; like many other Qusmi’y, they love Qusma culture & are fluent in Qusmu.

Qusma History
Before World Cup 80 Qualifying, Qusmo was unranked. Its national team had never played a match before. It entered competition with almost no expectations of success. However, its first-ever match was an historic two-nil victory over Wolves Clans at Mastad Qusma, & the Qusmi’y followed that with a four-nil win over reigning Baptism of Fire champions Beepee in that country’s first home match. Though the team could not maintain that form, it played well enough to be invited to Cup of Harmony 72 &, surprisingly, win its group, being eliminated from the knockout rounds on penalties. It then entered World Cup 81 Qualifying ranked eighty-first, & the team resolved not to occupy eighty-second for the next cycle; they made a valiant effort at a playoff spot, but fell just short when the pressure was on. They were invited to Cup of Harmony 73, & this time they mounted a run through the knockouts; again, however, they faltered when the pressure was at its highest, losing a group stage rematch against Juvencus in the semifinals before capturing the bronze medal against Jeruselem. Now, on the back of that Cup of Harmony run, Qusmo sits in fortieth after only two cycles of competition, & the proud nation looks to make a name for itself as a real contender for a berth in World Cup 82.

Competition                    M    W    D    L        P/M    W%    GF   GC    GD
All-Time Record 80 36 18 26 1.58 45% 101 90 +11
Competitive Matches 55 27 13 15 1.71 49% 73 52 +21
WCC Competition Matches 47 24 11 12 1.77 51% 70 47 +23
World Cup Qualifying 36 16 9 11 1.58 44% 52 37 +15

Tournament                 Eighty-First Cycle       Eightieth Cycle
Baptism of Fire never participated
World Cup Qualifying Forty-Eighth of 190 Eighty-Fifth of 150
World Cup never participated
Cup of Harmony Third Place Round of Sixteen
Copa Rushmori Quarterfinals Round of Sixteen

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Postby Qusmo » Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:31 pm

I got caught up with some financial stuff I had to take care of. I plan to finish up this preview before Matchday Two; ICly, every team in Group 11 was previewed. If I can keep to that timetable, my actual main RP arc should begin before Matchday Three - though, again, that’s if I can keep on schedule.


SPONY LUQ TELEVISION

Hello, all. Welcome to Spony Luq Television, broadcasting from Qanz, Qusmo. The qualifying draw for World Cup 82 has been conducted, & Qusmo will be playing Saltstead, Sajnur, Kavagrad, Mytanija, Cosumar, Vartugia, Velestria, Mattijana, & Alluersia for the right to be one of two nations to advance to Apox & Valanora for football’s greatest spectacle. The executives of national FAs drawn into Group 11, surely dreaming of lucrative World Cup money, must be rueing their luck to be drawn against such strong opposition. No one - not even the top seed - is safe in this group, & it will be very hard to emerge as a lower seed in this group. However, for supporters, it presents a thrilling opportunity to see eighteen matchdays’ worth of top-notch football in the Qualifiers, with genuine talent from top to bottom. With that, let’s get to our first question, from a viewer in Atlem.
Who are the big threats in our group?

In a word, everyone. Let’s start where Qusmo will - in The South Pacific. The World Cup Committee apparently did not give the World Cup 82 Qualifying match schedule to the authorities in Sajnur until after Fuzpon Qusma already arrived in Javoser. In fact, Sajnur only got it from a bootleg organization known as the NationStates Football Organization. This fiasco has the potential to seriously impact Sajnur’s preparation for World Cup 82 Qualifying, & some have called upon the World Cup Committee to launch an investigation into how a participant nation could not know who it would play next, nor when, so soon before qualifying began. One thing is for sure: it is a black mark on the tumultuous first days of what seems to be a chaotic presidency of Princess Candace of the Equestrian States thus far.

Sajnuran manager Eliseo Marinin quipped that if Qusmo was left out of the loop, too, it could explore the capital & sightsee. While Avarn-Oxolt Ban & the team have not previously been to the nation known for its openness around the subjects of sexuality & drug use, they have gotten the chance to see several other nations nearby. The South Pacific is not conventionally known as a sporting region, but it has produced its fair share of names over the years, & Qusmo has had a chance to visit the Pacifics many times, starting with its first-ever away match. That is still an historic win in the hearts of Qusmi’y, as a four-nil drubbing of the reigning Baptism of Fire champions was a statement of intent. That vision may not have been realized in that qualifying campaign, but perhaps as Qusmo’s first trip abroad of the qualifiers is to The South Pacific again, things will come full circle.

Largely forgotten is Qusmo’s match in the return leg, as the team suffered a one-nil loss at Mastad Qanza, but that is the only setback Qusmo has ever had against a team from the Pacifics. Qusmo visited The South Pacific again to play North Prarie in their first-ever Tour of the Multiverse, where they won three-two, & no Pacific opponent has scored against Qusmo since, with a one-nil friendly win in North Prarie, a four-nil win away & three-nil win at Mastad Kolla against Axuva of The North Pacific in World Cup 81 Qualifying, & a pair of one-nil wins over The West Pacific’s Squornshelan Remnant States, with one in the Cup of Harmony 73 quarterfinals & the other in Qusmo’s latest Tour of the Multiverse, coming since. In eight matches against Pacific opposition, Qusmo has seven wins - & it will be hoping that it can keep both the five-match clean sheet streak & the six-match winning streak against Pacific opposition going against Sajnur.

Qusmo certainly cannot sleep on Sajnur. It will need to ensure that it is ready to go from the outset, as the team from The South Pacific has proven that it is capable of playing well. Sajnur was unable to make it through the group stages of Baptism of Fire 69, but it did show quite a bit of attacking talent. Qusmo’s defense will need to be on alert throughout the match to ensure that they are not broken down by centre midfielder Jessica Siafik. Particularly of note is striker Andre Naulo, who scored six goals in Sajnur’s six group stage matches; they will look to add even more to their tallies in front of a crowd that, if it reaches the National Stadium’s capacity, could swell to 102 000. It will be an early test of the Qusma defense, but it will be a test for the offense, as well. Sajnur has quite a poor defense, & they are often vulnerable. Often, all Sajnur can do is look on & hope that goalkeeper Piotr Laghiev can bail them out of tough situations. Qusmo should be able to generate chances - if it doesn’t, the alarm bells will sound - but finishing those chances against Laghiev will be key. Still, we think that, although it will be tough, Qusmo can win against Sajnur.

After playing their first match of World Cup 82 Qualifiers, Qusmo will host its first of nine qualifiers to be played in Qusmo. On Matchday Two, they will welcome Kavagrad to Mastad Qusma. The players from Kavagrad might be thankful for the chance to get away, as there is a serious political crisis occurring in their homeland at the homeland, which began only a few weeks ago & figures to end no time soon. The Kavagrad Socialist People's Front, the dominant party in the country since its first democratic election, became deeply divided after President Michael Alexander lost a vote of no confidence in response to the New Property Act, which would have represented a major change to the country’s property ownership system. It has culminated in a dramatic vote of no confidence that yielded dozens of KSPF defectors defeat their own party leader.

The three-term president will now need to navigate two votes in order to extend his stay atop Kavagrader politics. The vote of no confidence triggered a new snap election, which has the potential to shift the balance of political power in Kavagrad. Alexander’s party may be able to retain its decades-long majority, as it was polling at an excellent seventy percent before the new bill was introduced - above even the numbers the party had in the current parliament - but inadequate polling has been conducted since both the introduction of the new bill & especially the vote of no confidence to project what influence these events will have on public opinion.

More immediately pressing for Alexander, however, is the internal party election. If dozens of members of parliament voted against Alexander, it seems to be a sign that the party has left him - & it would seem unlikely that the resounding way in which Alexander lost the vote would engender loyalty among the party, especially considering that it was his own party base that he was angering with the New Property Act. Technically, there is a path for Alexander to win the party election & then the general election, but it is slim; in the meanwhile, all of Kavagrad is swaying in the winds of political change.

The team from Kavagrad will have that at the back of their minds when they play, & the Qusma team will have to deal with it on Matchday Eleven as they visit the nation itself. However, the political situation threatens to make some forget that Kavagrad is a quality football team. Kavagrad has proven that it is capable of a top-half finish in a World Cup Qualifying campaign; just look at last cycle, when they took fifth, even keeping two clean sheets against higher-ranked Omerica along the way. Their thirty-one points were just four shy of Qusmo’s mark in the same cycle. However, that is far from the nation’s high-water mark; Kavagrad managed to win its Independents Cup 6 group, featuring the likes of Omerica (again) & the bronze medalists of World Cup 81, the Free Republics, before being eliminated on penalties in the semifinal in a rematch against Omerica.

Qusmo certainly has history with Omerica, too, & Qusma fans can also empathize with being knocked out of a tournament in its semifinals by a team they had beaten in the group stage. It just goes to show how talented this team is - & Qusmo cannot lull themselves into thinking it will be an easy win to start off its stretch of home qualifiers. This pair of fixtures, too, is winnable but tough; Qusmo will need to be solid in the back against a good offensive team, & they need to create chances & capitalize them on a team that has a lacklustre defense.

After Kavagrad, Qusmo faces a pair of more well-known opponents, beginning with Mytanija. It seems as though every time Fuzpon Qusma schedules Mytanija for a friendly, they get them in the draw of the next competition. They decided to play Mytanija, as its first intraregional friendly opponent, to prepare for Copa Rushmori XXXI in the country - & were then drawn to play against Mytanija. Fuzpon Qusma tempted fate again by inviting them to Mastad Vlyva for their final Tour of the Multiverse friendly to prepare for this set of World Cup Qualifiers, & now Qusmo will get to face the Mytanars twice in Group 11 play. As Ceni has left the footballing scene, Fuzpon Qusma has been in the search for an intraregional rival, & they seem to have been trying to make Mytanija just that rival - & now the draw will surely help them. By the end of this set of World Cup Qualifiers, Qusmo & Mytanija will have played each other three times in competitive settings, tied for the most between Qusmo & any other opponent, & will have played five matches total, making Mytanija Qusmo’s most common opponent, despite not having played at all in Qusmo’s first seventy matches.

If recent history is anything to go by - & there will be quite a bit of it by the time these qualifiers are over - it will be a thrilling set of matches. Qusmo defeated Mytanija in their first match, a friendly in Ariska, at Novi Zavej Park by a score of one-nil. Then, in the two teams’ only competitive fixture to date, Qusmo drew the hosts nil-nil in Thessia, at Novi Atletskistadion, in the group stage of Copa Rushmori XXXI. That allowed Qusmo to win the low-scoring Group A, which featured just three goals over the course of its six matches in total: two from Qusmo & one from Mytanija. In the latest match between the Rushmoris, however, Mytanija had the last laugh, with a one-nil win at Mastad Vlyva that featured a few changes for Mytanija but Qusmo’s first-choice XI.

Thus far, Qusmo & Mytanija have played three times; each has won one match, each has also lost one match, & each has drawn one match. Each has scored precisely one goal, & each has also conceded precisely one goal. Their only competitive fixture thus far has been a draw. These matches will be hard-fought, & both the goals & the points will likely be hard to come by - but bitterly fought over - by both sides. Qusmo will play on Matchday Three at Novi Atletskistadion, the same stadium in which Mytanija earned its best result against Qusmo on home soil. Fuzpon Qusma, meanwhile, has dedicated Mastad Qusma, its largest & most storied stadium, to the fixture on Matchday Twelve.

The key in this matchup may not be who has the best home advantage, but who has the best manager. Avarn-Oxolt Ban has done a wonderful job to get Qusmo to the point that they are at now, but Lev Repin might be their match. The two matches in which Qusmo have earned a result have both been against Robin Hijk, but after Hijk moved to Eura to manage Bastion, Repin took over - & won the only match they have played against Qusmo thus far. Repin has a very good defense on their hands & a genuine star striker who is still getting better in Jezdimir Ocokoljic; if what Repin could do with an understaffed team in Qusmo was any indication, we think that Mytanija can heat up this rivalry by taking all three points from Qusmo - perhaps even twice - with lock solid defending & a few moments of brilliance in their final third.

Mytanija will be a tough opponent, but Qusmo will get to enjoy no letup after their Rushmori derbies, with the most foreboding team in the group on paper to follow directly thereafter. Cosumar is the fifteenth-ranked team in the Multiverse, & they have a long footballing history, in its thirty-second cycle & counting. They have trophies in their cabinet - from Cup of Harmony 64 & AOCAF Cup LIV - & they have been a regular World Cup qualifier, even advancing to the quarterfinals of four straight World Cups among seven consecutive World Cup knockout round appearances; the streak was snapped just last cycle, however, & Cosumarite football is not satisfied with its place now.

Qusmo has never qualified for the World Cup; for Cosumar, however, not only do the Azure Dragons expect to each cycle, but not even that is enough. Cosumar expects to win this group, qualify to the World Cup, advance out of its finals group, win a knockout stage match, & lose in the quarterfinals. Anything less is just not up to the high standards of the Vanquishers; anything more is unprecedented in the history of the team that just can’t quite get to the World Cup semifinals.

Cosumar will have their eyes cast well beyond their qualifying matches, against Qusmo or any other opponent; however, that doesn’t mean they’ll overlook Qusmo or have an easy weakness to exploit. Cosumar’s senior national team has never faced Qusmo’s before, but the two nations’ U21 teams met in the group stage of Di Bradini Cup 43, & Cosumar dispatched Qusmo fairly easily by a two-nil margin after having full control over the match. Players like Yamaj-Blonz Jok, Kynda-Sevet Pec, & Helek-Nenzi Ono started that match for Qusmo, while players like Eero Solari, Edith Tidesson, & Kai-Kai Mokumdarian started for the Junior Dragons. Qusmo proved simply unable to compete with the ability, experience, & class of that Cosumarite side.

Despite the fact that the senior national teams will be playing & the fact that Qusmo has clearly gotten better since then, the Vanquishers will be motivated to vanquish every opponent on their schedule, trying to prove that it is better & more capable than how it performed in World Cup 81 - & that it is far better & more capable than its opponents in World Cup 82 Qualifying. We think that they simply have too much class, & Qusmo will be on the losing end of two tough matches as a result.
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