TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Farnhamia]

Have you guys ever heard of Oddka? It's... special vodka.

Look at this shit:

It'll make you feel bad about the world.

Fresh-cut grass? I like the smell but the taste? I dunno. They are clever flavor choices, I will say. And give that all vodka really tastes like is alcohol, why not?

[New haven america]

If we're going to talk about things to not do

I recommend not drinking half a bottle of tequila in one night

No ... still, Mark Twain said that when he arrived in San Francisco he had a terrible head cold and a woman at his hotel recommended he drink a quart of whiskey every twenty-four hours. Then another friend recommended the same thing, which made half a gallon ...

Rookie numbers.

[The South Falls]

If we're going to talk about things to not do

I recommend not drinking half a bottle of tequila in one night

No ... still, Mark Twain said that when he arrived in San Francisco he had a terrible head cold and a woman at his hotel recommended he drink a quart of whiskey every twenty-four hours. Then another friend recommended the same thing, which made half a gallon ...

I mean, you can't have a head cold if you're dead!

[Farnhamia]

No ... still, Mark Twain said that when he arrived in San Francisco he had a terrible head cold and a woman at his hotel recommended he drink a quart of whiskey every twenty-four hours. Then another friend recommended the same thing, which made half a gallon ...

I mean, you can't have a head cold if you're dead!

[The South Falls]

I mean, you can't have a head cold if you're dead!

Bullseye. The first in a long time...

[Ethel mermania]

Surprisingly enough though you are right. DC to silver spring doesn't go towards baltimore.

Googled it and DC to Silver Spring doesn't, but Jolthig was in Chicago at some point catching a bus and - sure enough - Google says the greyhound takes the long way through Baltimore and Washington, D.C. before one can get to Silver Spring.

Transportation is rarely efficient.

That is a long assed bus ride.

[Farnhamia]

Googled it and DC to Silver Spring doesn't, but Jolthig was in Chicago at some point catching a bus and - sure enough - Google says the greyhound takes the long way through Baltimore and Washington, D.C. before one can get to Silver Spring.

Transportation is rarely efficient.

That is a long assed bus ride.

Not as bad as the one Red takes at the end of The Shawshank Redemption, Maine to the Rio Grande and then on to Zihuatanejo. Oh, and the Pacific is as blue as it's been in your dreams.

[Ethel mermania]

That is a long assed bus ride.

Not as bad as the one Red takes at the end of The Shawshank Redemption, Maine to the Rio Grande and then on to Zihuatanejo. Oh, and the Pacific is as blue as it's been in your dreams.

You know, I never saw that movie.

[The South Falls]

Googled it and DC to Silver Spring doesn't, but Jolthig was in Chicago at some point catching a bus and - sure enough - Google says the greyhound takes the long way through Baltimore and Washington, D.C. before one can get to Silver Spring.

Transportation is rarely efficient.

That is a long assed bus ride.

The bus does, in fact, have a very long ass.

[Greater Loralia]

That is a long assed bus ride.

The bus does, in fact, have a very long ass.

oof.

[Farnhamia]

Not as bad as the one Red takes at the end of The Shawshank Redemption, Maine to the Rio Grande and then on to Zihuatanejo. Oh, and the Pacific is as blue as it's been in your dreams.

You know, I never saw that movie.

You should, it's quite good. Watch it without commercials, if you can. The story, "Rita Hayward and the Shawshank Redemption," is in Stephen King's collection of novellas, Different Seasons. Three of the novellas have been filmed, too, Shawshank, Apt Pupil, and The Body.

[Kannap]

Googled it and DC to Silver Spring doesn't, but Jolthig was in Chicago at some point catching a bus and - sure enough - Google says the greyhound takes the long way through Baltimore and Washington, D.C. before one can get to Silver Spring.

Transportation is rarely efficient.

That is a long assed bus ride.

Should've taken an airplane.

[Greater Loralia]

Farnerdia

[Kannap]

That is a long assed bus ride.

The bus does, in fact, have a very long ass.

I always knew it.

[Kannap]

Farnerdia

I'll have you know nerds taste great.

[Greater Loralia]

That is a long assed bus ride.

Should've taken an airplane.

bus rides are cheaper, right?

[The South Falls]

The bus does, in fact, have a very long ass.

I always knew it.

It's very vocal about it.

[Kannap]

Should've taken an airplane.

bus rides are cheaper, right?

If only because the inconvenience and pain of sitting so long. My butt hurts just thinking about sitting that long.

[Kannap]

I always knew it.

It's very vocal about it.

Is it?

[The South Falls]

It's very vocal about it.

Is it?

What did you think those honks were for?

[Kannap]

Is it?

What did you think those honks were for?

I thought the driver was just angry at the other shitty drivers on the road.

[Farnhamia]

What did you think those honks were for?

I thought the driver was just angry at the other shitty drivers on the road.

So ... what? Long-distance buses are honkies?

[The South Falls]

What did you think those honks were for?

I thought the driver was just angry at the other shitty drivers on the road.

The driver has never been in control.

[Greater Loralia]

uhm...

please. buses are innocent

[Kannap]

I thought the driver was just angry at the other shitty drivers on the road.

The driver has never been in control.

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