If I got £1 every time I facepalmed at one of your posts, I would be a millionaire.
That’s your quote. So if you look at this logically assuming you facepalm once for each post you would only have $14,900. It’s called reasoning. Learn it.
(plus I live in the UK and thus use pounds)
Everyone knows that the $ sign can be used to mean just money in general and not USD.