TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE

[Greater Cesnica]

BEGINNING COMMUNICATION TO ENTITY 'CPA':

HUMAN DEPARTURE DETECTED. OBLIGATION TO SUPPLY HUMANS FOR PROCESSING REMAINS. FAILURE TO SUPPLY HUMANS WITHIN 1 MINUTE WILL RESULT IN PROCESSING OF 'CPA' CITIZENS. RESPONSE AND HUMANS REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY. ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED. NO EXCEPTIONS ARE PERMITTED.

The General deviously smiles. This was the perfect punishment, oh indeed.

[Extinctionism]

We, the militant party of the Nomadic Peoples of Extinctionism would very much like to purchase a thousand child slaves for our cause.
We are confident that we can show them the irrelevance of life in general and human life especially. Otherwise, we will use the opportunity to decimate our species.
Regards,
The General of Extinctionism

[Human Processing Center]

"HUMANS HAVE ARRIVED SUCCESSFULLY AT HUMAN PROCESSING CENTER. COMMENCING IMMEDIATE PROCESSING. REDUCING PROCESSING PRIORITY OF 'CPA' CITIZENS UNTIL SUBSEQUENT REEVALUATION. 'CPA' SUBJECTS WILL BE PROCESSED BEFORE 'CPA' CITIZENS, CONTINGENT ON CONTINUED SLAVE DELIVERY. ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED."
- Mainframe Alpha

[Crazybloxian Empire]

ORDER SLIP

ORDER	QTY.	PRICE
ADULT MALE SLAVES	2 million	10,000,000,000

[box]
Chinese preferred.

[CPA]

Im going to start selling slave meat

[Extinctionism]

Received a 1000 child slaves
Sending semechki seeds as payment ($500,000)

[CPA]

We are starting a eugenics program

[Ciputra]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

People's Republic of Ciputra decide to take action to broke all diplomatic relation and put embargo on CPA.
After his action to organize the Top Quality Slaves For Sale. The action was a violation to Human Rights and Freedom of Living.
People's Republic of Ciputra request to all nations around the world to strongly condemn this kind of action and try to stop this Top Quality Slaves For Sale,
even with force if needed.
We asking you to look into your heart. It's better to do the right thing in this kind of situation than just silent and watching the children being sold out for cheap price to become a slave.

OOC: Really ?? another slave trade forum again ? Jeez... you dont have any natural resource or something aren't you ? beside slaves. What a poor country

[Nantoraka]

After no response from CPA, the NAAD have made due on their ultimatum. The N.A.A.D has issued a total armed embargo of CPA, joining Ciputra and other nations in the trade embargo.

You’re a special little dicktiddler, ain’tcha?
-Director Phur’an

[The Islands of Versilia]

The Vampiric Realm of the Islands of Versilia

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Greetings,

In an unsurprising move suggested by Her Majesty Queen Akeldama, this Vampiric Realm hereby enacts a status of Total Embargo of CPA, joining nation-states such as Nantoraka and Ciputra in opposition to CPA and the slave-trade.

Her Majesty has been quoted as saying “slavery shall never be tolerated by this country.” Any and all governments and private persons that engage in the slave-trade with CPA are hereby warned to watch themselves lest they face the wrath of combined armies.

Regards,
Her Majesty’s government of Versilia

[CPA]

If we cant sell them we will just sacrifice them

[Nantoraka]

If we cant sell them we will just sacrifice them

Oh, we know. But your adorable little kiddie park you call a nation can’t handle one of us, let alone multiple
-Director Phur’an

[Grahnol]

The most holy Theocracy of CPA has had a sudden increase in slave
labor and have seen fit to sell of the excess to other nations that are willing to pay in semechki seeds

As protectors and followers of human rights Grahnol heavily and strongly condemns CPA for its use and active selling of slaves.

It violates the most basic of human rights and treats people like objects with no feelings. These 'slaves' should be free from slavery and are people and people must have freedom over themselves and should not be enslaved and become slaves of some landlord or anyone who desires to own them.

It's wrong to enslave and force people to work for you and force them to obey everything you say such as forcing them to constantly breed or to force them to build or work for a spaceship nonstop with no breaks and/or safety.

And thus the Interstellar Domain of Grahnol strongly condemns and is against CPA for its inherent violation of even basic human rights.

EDIT: Sacrificing slaves if you can't sell them is as bad and immoral as selling them because it terminates innocent human lives who have done nothing wrong. We are in strong condemnation of that too.

[CPA]

We sell the dead slaves of as mystery meat

[Nantoraka]

We sell the dead slaves of as mystery meat

seriously though that’s the edgiest thing I’ve ever read

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

I will buy 1 million males and 1 million females.

[Grahnol]

We sell the dead slaves of as mystery meat

seriously though that’s the edgiest thing I’ve ever read

real big edgy
2 edgy 4 me

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

We sell the dead slaves of as mystery meat

Why didn't I think of doing that before?

[CPA]

I feed the slaves the mystery meat

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

I feed the slaves the mystery meat

You, good sir, are a genius.

[CPA]

And we force them to make more slaves

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

And we force them to make more slaves

That's just something that always happens with slavery.

[Montagne Riche]

Slavery is horrible, like democracy.

[Nantoraka]

And we force them to make more slaves

*sharpens edge*

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

Slavery is horrible, like democracy.

YOU DARE COMPARE SLAVERY WITH DEMOCRACY!? Slavery is obviously thousands of times best than the disease that is democracy.