Last Chance Saloon:
Top five matches to watch as WC Qualifying shapes up
Remember the good 'ole days of yore when Cosumar's World Cup hopes and dreams would always come down to the last matchday of Qualifying? Oh wait, that was like... every edition until we hit the World Cup 80s. So if you're not, uh, five years old, you should remember. This should be an article that you, as a Cosumarite, can identify with on a deeply personal level.
Yes, it's "That Time" for many nations around the soccerverse right now. Cosumar may have qualified last week when Airik Ruhl literally kicked The Macabees (ALL of them) into oblivion at Leviathan Arena... BUT! You can still vicariously experience the nerve-wracking, stomach-turning, hair-pulling drama by adopting one of the teams below as a rooting interest.
What follows, therefore, are our must-watch picks for the FIVE best clashes with the most at stake on Matchday 18.
5) Equestrian States @ Sharktail (Group 10)
Group 10 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsNow this is an open group. It just had to make it onto the list somehow. It's the only Qualifying group where not a single nation has secured anything yet. No one is assured of even a place in the playoff, except maybe Equestrian States if you go down the list of tiebreakers. But we're too lazy to do that. The top three nations - Equestrian States, Garifunya and Saltstead - are neck and neck and could completely reshuffle in various orders in the space of a couple minutes on the pitch. What's more, none of the three nations are playing each other. So followers of this group will have to split between three different screens to keep up with the movement in the table. The drama potential is high. Most importantly, Equestrian States vs. Sharktail has an excellent animal theme going on. Ever watch those simulated animal duels on Discovery Channel? It's time for some horse vs. shark. Last time around, the Equestrian States won 5-0 at home, so look for them to lock up their qualification unless Sharktail has as much of an advantage at home as a shark would in the ocean.
1 Equestrian States 17 12 3 2 30 7 +23 39
2 Garifunya 17 12 2 3 29 18 +11 38
3 Saltstead 17 11 3 3 29 10 +19 36
4) South Covello @ Ko-oren (Group 18)
Group 18 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsBoth teams have technically already qualified because Ko-oren is just such a great perennial runner-up, but the Dragonflies sure would love to beat the team directly above them in the table and leapfrog them into first. In fact, considering how unlikable of a nation South Covello is... who wouldn't like to see that? AO pride, baby! This also THE qualifier to watch if you're a fan of defense. Both nations are well-regarded for having some of the best defensive tactics the game has ever seen - certainly in recent eras - and the result have borne that out. Only 3 goals allowed for South Covello and 6 allowed for Ko-oren across 17 matches. Licking your lips at this one yet?
1 South Covello 17 15 2 0 34 3 +31 47
2 Ko-oren 17 15 0 2 28 6 +22 45
3) Acronius @ Mattijana (Group 7)
Group 7 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsHope and pain, they go hand-in-hand. Both Acronius and Mattijana, each long on the fringes of making World Cups in recent years, again have a faint glimmer of hope of sneaking into the World Cup via the playoff. But only one of them will prolong there hope. Only one will get that shot they yearn for. They face each other as counterparts in an absolute SHOWDOWN for second-place. Mattijana need to win, but we know they can - they beat Acronius on the road with three goals in their first meeting. A repeat performance and they've got a shot at
1 Eura 17 16 0 1 50 14 +36 48
2 Acronius 17 10 2 5 39 28 +11 32
3 Mattijana 17 9 4 4 54 39 +15 31
4 North Prarie 17 8 5 4 43 36 +7 29
2) Vilita @ Mercedini (Group 13)
Group 13 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsNow this is just a quality match. The best two teams in Group 13 and two of the best teams around, period. If Mercedini can pull out a famous victory at home, it would be one of the best in their program's history. They'll fully deserve that first place auto-berth out of Group 13 that would accompany. It would be a major blow to Vilita's pride to fall into the second seed and, generally, symbolize the new guard rising up to perhaps supplant some of the old guard. We've seen that in some of the other groups this cycle. Will it happen though? Probably not. Vilita is just so good right now. Like, undefeated good.
1 Vilita 17 15 2 0 56 16 +40 47
2 Mercedini 17 15 0 2 61 20 +41 45
1) Tinhampton @ Cassadaigua (Group 16)
Group 16 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsLike Acronius-Mattijana, a juicy butting-of-heads for that ferociously-contested 2nd-place spot behind the reigning World Cup champions. Unlike Acronius and Mattijana, Tinhampton and Cassadaigua get the top spot because they're so damn evenly-matched. They're tied on points and played to a 0-0 draw last time around. And they have prettier kit colors. Can the Miners' gritty defense keep the Dagans at bay long enough for them to snag a winner this time?
1 Brenecia 17 14 2 1 35 6 +29 44
2 Cassadaigua 17 13 1 3 45 19 +26 40
3 Tinhampton 17 13 1 3 26 7 +19 40
BONUS: Juvencus @ Cosumar (Group 2)
Group 2 Pld W D L GF GA GD PtsEh, this is a Cosumarite publication, so of course we have to talk about ourselves too. COSUMAR! Anyways, this perhaps the best pure football to watch outside of Vilita-Mercedini on Matchday 18. The Vanquishers and Juven are two sides that can really move the ball around and play good stuff. We're basically locked into our 1st and 2nd places, so the teams should be relaxed enough to focus on playing well (rather than doing anything for a result) to prepare for what is to come. If the drama is getting too high in the other five matches, tune into the Vanquishers to relax a bit. If you really need something at stake to keep track of, it's a last chance for many Cosumarite players to prove their worth to Alexander Pearce. That 40-man pool has got to come down to 23 somehow. It will be especially interesting to see what happens at striker. Based only on Qualifying performances, there are, like... 8 strikers that could get selected without anybody batting an eye.
1 Cosumar 17 15 1 1 49 10 +39 46
2 Juvencus 17 11 5 1 44 19 +25 38
3 Acapais 17 11 2 4 35 24 +11 35
If you like underdogs, you can also tune in to see if still-alive Pot 4 nations New Lusitania (Group 1) or Indusse (Group 6) can win and secure a surprise spot in next week's qualification playoffs. Astonishingly, 223rd-ranked Polkopia will also head into a bout with Qusmo hoping to surpass Valanora, with whom they are currently tied on points, to the automatic qualification spot atop Group 9. Now, that would be a big underdog accomplishment.
Let us know which matches you're looking forward to in the comments below!
by Julie Nicholson
Courier Sports Editor