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Gurori
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Posts: 11349
Founded: Jun 24, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Gurori » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:25 pm

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CHANGES CHANNEL TO ANYTHING ELSE. I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE, AS LONG AS IT ISN'T SAO.
Gurori is currently being refurbished, please excuse any inconsistencies in the meantime.
Puppet master of Neo Gurori.

This nation will never reflect my actual views.
Also, NS Stats are absolutely non-canon.
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:22 pm

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Shit, no plz


THIS IS WORSE!

*smashes TV*
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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1203
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:15 pm

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Sh/t!

*Buys new TV*
✿ Eurasia ✿ Евразия ✿ 欧亜 ✿ ユーラシア ✿
LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.
ENN 欧亜囯家通訊社 Eurasian National News: S7 Airlines flight 661 makes emergency landing in Miiriney, RU after failed hijacking | CTVN 长春広播电視集団 Chángchūn Television Network: President Kuzma makes speech on plans for her 2nd term after re-election
MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
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Demirestad
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
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Postby Demirestad » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:17 pm

"You got no bloody arms left!"

"Yes I have."

"LOOK!"

"Its just a flesh wound."

Changes Channel
+ Dan Unasten Republik vonn Stadelandt +

I would create another nation to change the name but this one already has to much on it, whups

Staden Neuheten
Nothing whatsoever... For now

NS Stats are not used
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Sefy the Great
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: May 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Sefy the Great » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:45 pm

"a planned rally has been uncovered-"
changes channel
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:03 pm

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*change channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Second Empire of America
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 486
Founded: Feb 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Second Empire of America » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:16 pm

"These creatures you see on our backs are called ysalamiri. They're sessile, tree-dwelling creatures from a distant, third-rate planet, and they have an interesting and possibly unique ability; they push back the Force. A single ysalamiri can occasionally create a bubble as large as ten meters across; a whole group of them reinforcing one another can-

*CHANGES CHANNEL*
I have left NationStates. This account is inactive and will not respond to any form of communication.
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abarri » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:13 pm

...We accept major credit cards, check, or C.O.D.! But wait; there's more! Order now to get a free Polecleaner...Free of charge! We accept major credit cards, check, or C.O.D.! But wait; there's m-

*wakes up to change channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Gurori
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Posts: 11349
Founded: Jun 24, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Gurori » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:55 am

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You know what, this actually isn't that--

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*Changes Channel*
Gurori is currently being refurbished, please excuse any inconsistencies in the meantime.
Puppet master of Neo Gurori.

This nation will never reflect my actual views.
Also, NS Stats are absolutely non-canon.
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:28 am

"Anime is a violation of almost every book of the Bib–"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
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The Batavia
Senator
 
Posts: 3624
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:40 am

"Aw yes Senpai~ Eat m-"

FUCKING CHANGE IT
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:57 am

"We're live at school district headquarters in week three of negotiations, with no end to the contract negotiation strike in sight. Administrators say a five percent across-the-board increase represents the best offer available, the union accuses administrators of being 'corporate fatcats with no regard for the future.' Superintendent Chalmers says an apology is in order–"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1203
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:10 pm

"On next at 3:30: Donald Trump giving a speech for 4 and a half hou-"
Oh god

-changes channel-
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✿ Eurasia ✿ Евразия ✿ 欧亜 ✿ ユーラシア ✿
LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.
ENN 欧亜囯家通訊社 Eurasian National News: S7 Airlines flight 661 makes emergency landing in Miiriney, RU after failed hijacking | CTVN 长春広播电視集団 Chángchūn Television Network: President Kuzma makes speech on plans for her 2nd term after re-election
MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
Background Music
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S0up Nazi
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby S0up Nazi » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:48 pm

McCartney told us he was over at Lennon's place with a small group of friends ... "And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying - I don't even know if we were staying over or anything, we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did." Paul also says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about wh...

*gets can and brush then paints screen black*

Oh wait. That's like a Stone's song. Silly me. :twisted:


*changes channel*
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:36 pm

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*change channel*

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"What the-"

"Alexa, change the channel"
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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Greater Cesnica
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8982
Founded: Mar 30, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:41 pm

"American nationalism is on an all-time high! We need to come together, as people of color, and unite against oppre-"

*Changes Channel*
Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”
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Great Celestial China
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Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:53 pm

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"Well, at least it's not cringy, right?"

*change channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:15 pm

"Y'know Brett, both of these quarterbacks are looking at bright futures in the NFL, but right now it comes down to this one final play with one second on the clock remaining in the fourth quarter to determine the 2018 Pac-12 Football champion—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Jilligans Islande
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 20, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Jilligans Islande » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:39 am

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Damn those mushrooms are really good, maybe a bit too good.

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 403
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Stanier » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:56 am

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And today, in 'Murica's Wildest Police Cha-

*Changes channel*
Call me Lima
Kako (Yes, she is her own person inside my head) and I are Jeff Lynne's No. 1 fans.
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: Kako quote of the [INSERT DETERMINATE REFRESH PERIOD] "The floof does not discriminate, be it catto, doggo, birb, or bnnuy. All fluff was created equal"|New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!
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Rleesrikhani
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:33 am

Stanier wrote:(Image)

And today, in 'Murica's Wildest Police Cha-

*Changes channel*

'"We will now censor the internet for copyright infringement, because we said so. Any 'ree's' will not work, so have fun with your censorship."
-CHANGES CHANNEL!!!!!!
If you want to expand the NDG (like, say, if you want to dissolve a region by moving your guys), send me a telegram and I'll check your stuff.
Remember: BE HONEST AND GIVE ME A REASON!
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(By the way, the admin will create an alter for you, and you're expected to have your nation under that alter.)
[To be updated with new information soon, but all you need to know right now is that I'm not Scotland.]
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The Batavia
Senator
 
Posts: 3624
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:44 am

Esternial wrote:"Talk dirty to me."

"I'd like to separate your church from your state."

"OOH YEAH BABY FUCK ME LIKE THE STATE FUCKS THE LOWER CLASS"


*Changes channel*
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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S0up Nazi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby S0up Nazi » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:41 pm

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What's wrong with that gurl? She don't get his mating rituals.

*changes the channel*
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:48 pm

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*change channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1203
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:06 pm

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нет -changes channel-
✿ Eurasia ✿ Евразия ✿ 欧亜 ✿ ユーラシア ✿
LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.
ENN 欧亜囯家通訊社 Eurasian National News: S7 Airlines flight 661 makes emergency landing in Miiriney, RU after failed hijacking | CTVN 长春広播电視集団 Chángchūn Television Network: President Kuzma makes speech on plans for her 2nd term after re-election
MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
Background Music
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