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PUNCH - NS Social media & News RP ( Open to Everyone! | IC )

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Glorious
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How lame, absolute state of P-nch right here
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Death to tr-lls
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Total votes : 49

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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Bolrieg » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:32 am

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Tupac
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@Little Man Moriarty The Tonedeaf Change your title to "Hegrod's and Tupac's Bitch" then you have a deal.



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Nazi Madagascar Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Nazi Madagascar Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:33 pm

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Mpitarika Faratampony
Rajoelina II 'Julien'

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One day the Indian Ocean shall be renamed to Madagascar Ocean, our invincible navy shall wipe out any foreign navies who dare oppose us. Not even the pathetic fat greasy homosexual freedom-burgers can stop the Mighty Malagasy Race. Voninahitra ho an'ny tafika! Voninahitra ho an'ny firenentsika!



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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:50 pm

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Julipine Kladnov
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@Mpitarika Faratampony
Rajoelina II 'Julien' You say you can conquer anything at all? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


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Nazi Madagascar Republic
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
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Postby Nazi Madagascar Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:10 pm

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Mpitarika Faratampony
Rajoelina II 'Julien'

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@Julipine Kladnov Yes, we just conquered Mozambique Channel and renamed it to Madagascar Channel. Once my glorious navy is done conquering the Indian Ocean I'll personally conquer your wife.

Voninahitra ho an'ny tafika! Voninahitra ho an'ny firenentsika!



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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:13 pm

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Julipine Kladnov
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@Mpitarika Faratampony
Rajoelina II 'Julien' Nah you wont, first off she likes men. Not....whatever it is you are.


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Ardoki
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Posts: 14496
Founded: Sep 14, 2013
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Postby Ardoki » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:49 pm

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Grand Emperor Moriarty
the Magnificent,
Wise and Just

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@Tupac How about, no? I am a Grand Emperor now!



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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 832
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:32 pm

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Aozora Chiyumi
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You know, I think we tyrannical dictators need to develop less generic insults and stuff. I mean, yeah, conquest is fun and all but it’s hardly a unique attribute or anything. And seriously, the less said about that other type of uncreatuve insult the better. It says less “I’m a powerful ruler who will destroy my enemies with ease” and more “I’m a pathetic idiot who couldn’t come up with a better insult than the average twelve-year-old”. Come on, people. At least put some effort into it.

Also, hi. I’m new to this.



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This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Immaterial

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:12 am

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Tupac
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@Little Man Moriarty The Tonedeaf I knew you'd pussy out. Bitch ass, Donkey pussy bitch.



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Ardoki
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Posts: 14496
Founded: Sep 14, 2013
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Postby Ardoki » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:33 am

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Grand Emperor Moriarty
the Magnificent,
Wise and Just

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@Tupac What yourself! Else I'll add 'Grand Duke of Bolrieg' to my expansive list of titles.



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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Thu Jul 26, 2018 7:36 am

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Tupac
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@Little Man Moriarty The Tonedeaf Try it Bitch, we will conquer your "Empire" within the month. Wanna be Darnolfised Bitch?



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Punch Admin
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
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Postby Punch Admin » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:02 pm

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The Authority
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@Tupac has been PERMANENTLY BANNED from posting on Punch for their absolutely flameworthy behavior. From now on, posters originating from the country of Bolrieg will no longer be warned for their behavior, instead receiving an outright ban for however long the administration seems fair. It’s a shame that it has to come to this, but correlating its citizen’s behavior not only on Punch and its previous iterations but also competing websites such as Setsuzoku and Microblog it’s apparent that we have to come to this decision.

That being said, @Alistair Moriarty has earned himself a WARNING for egging on and attempting to incite flaming. You’re also on thin ice given your past behavior in previous iterations of Punch.

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think that was the real Tupac. :p


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Bronze Serpent
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Posts: 103
Founded: Jul 01, 2017
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Postby Bronze Serpent » Thu Jul 26, 2018 6:13 pm

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@Inga Langley Junger
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@Emperor Moriarty the Magnificent

What are you an idiot? Honestly you think you are magnificent when in reality you are of your father the devil and his lusts are what you will do.




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God's simple plan of salvation
"If I justify myself, mine own mouth shall condemn me: if I say, I am perfect, it shall also prove me perverse."- Job 9:20
Pro: Gun rights, Traditional marriage, localism, Agrarianism, County level Government, Theocracy
Anti: The satanic LGBTQ agenda, Communism, Radical Feminism

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The Anime Army
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Posts: 190
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
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Postby The Anime Army » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:28 pm

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SIMON THE BETA MALE
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Jeoguk is an oppressed nation. We will free our oppa KPOP friends with our moe kawaii power! Our moe power will not be stopped by even a thousand armies. We will strike vengeance and fear into the hearts of those who restrict our right to embrace the kawaii and the moe. We are coming to Jeoguk. Gyeong-Dong, expect us.

MOE MOE KYUN!

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Leader of the revolution: Simon the Revolutionary
Deputy Leader: Yoko the Admiral
Patron: Kamina the Liberator
#StopHatingOnAnime

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Shwe Tu Colony
Senator
 
Posts: 4827
Founded: Sep 27, 2016
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:25 pm

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Zita Noble
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Hmm... hopefully this silly conflict will have its own more peaceful resolution, or at least without the deaths of too many.



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Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
Current status: university rules are just a suggestion
"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Posts: 832
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:19 am

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Aozora Chiyumi
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There’s a war on a musical genre now? Seriously people?

And some have faith in humanity...





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This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Immaterial

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
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Postby Free American Empire- » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:25 am

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Sean Walsh

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@Aozora Chiyumi That is why I never put way too big hopes in humanity.



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I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Lillorainen
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Posts: 4153
Founded: Apr 17, 2018
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Postby Lillorainen » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:42 am

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Ragnar Langerup
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@Aozora Chiyumi I'm afraid, faith in humanity is sold out. Want some iced tea instead?



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Since Lillorainen's geography is currently being overhauled a 'tiny' bit, most information on it posted before December 12, 2018, is not entirely reliable anymore. Until there's a new, proper factfile, everything you might need to know can be found here. Thank you. #RetconOfDoom (Very late update, 2020/08/30 - it's still going on ...)

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Yohannes
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Posts: 13162
Founded: Mar 17, 2010
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Re: PUNCH - NS Social media & News RP

Postby Yohannes » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:32 am

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Yes we can.

Yes we did.

To our international friends who still believe in us; as the new emperor of the Nineteen Countries in Yohannes the continent I want to say — thank you. Thank you for your support!





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The Pink Diary | Financial Diary | Embassy Exchange | Main Characters
The Archbishop and His Mission | Adrian Goldwert’s Yohannesian Peace | ISEC | Retired Storytelling Account
Currency | HASF Materials | Bank of Yohannes | SC Resolution # 237 | #teamnana | Posts | Views
Retired II RP Mentor | Yohannes’ [ National Flag ] | Commended WA Nation
♚ Moving to a new nation not because I "wish to move on from past events," but because I'm bored writing about a fictional large nation on NS. Can online personalities with too much time on their hands stop spreading unfounded rumours about this online boy?? XOXO ♚

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Bolrieg
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Posts: 7614
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:00 am

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Julipine Kladnov
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I hear Tupac has been banned (yes he is the real Tupac he lives in Bolrieg). I am also disappointed that Moriarty backed down from the contest. Anyways Tupac should have more time to spend training my daughter singing lessons. After all I paid good money for it.
@Inga Langley Junger Don't worry about him, he's a silly man ruling a silly land.


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The Anime Army
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Posts: 190
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
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Postby The Anime Army » Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:59 am

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SIMON THE BETA MALE
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We have began our invasion of Jeoguk. Our bombardments have flattened the enemy's defenses. All those who stand in our way will be snuffed out by the power of the holy trinity; Madoka Kaname, Haruhi Suzumiya and Belldandy. Our Kawaii squadron shall conquer Jeoguk and we shall install an anime state where sexual marxism shall be practiced and every virgin shall have their waifu for the women and anime shall be distributed freely and equally amongst the population.

With the aid of the Jeoguk liberation Army, we will topple the regime of Gong Gyeong-Dong and liberate the oppressed K-POP stanners and waifu lovers.

MOE MOE KYUN!

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Leader of the revolution: Simon the Revolutionary
Deputy Leader: Yoko the Admiral
Patron: Kamina the Liberator
#StopHatingOnAnime

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Bolrieg
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Bolrieg » Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:07 pm

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Julipine Kladnov
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@SIMON THE BETA MALE I have an easier solution to finding a woman, just develop some social skills. Worked for me, who according is someone who they think is mad. Although I am very sane and an intelligent man.


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Covertrone
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Founded: Feb 11, 2014
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Postby Covertrone » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:57 pm

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Roy Dulas
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I found an old Violin in the basement of our old house. This seems to belong to my grand daddy. Hmmm... I'm very disappointed that he didn't kept a Piano. Should i try to learn this peculiar instrument? I mean... It's literally made from a sheep's digestive track and horse hair so that doesn't sound very promising.



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"Fire is Light"

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Shwe Tu Colony
Senator
 
Posts: 4827
Founded: Sep 27, 2016
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:02 pm

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Zita Noble
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@Julipine Kladnov | I doubt it's women that he or his organization want.
@Roy Dulas | Well, that description you give of it shows that beauty can come from anywhere and it does have quite a wondrous sound, like all other instruments, when you put your heart into playing it. I encourage you to learn it if you have time



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Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
Current status: university rules are just a suggestion
"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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Covertrone
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Posts: 199
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
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Postby Covertrone » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:06 pm

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Roy Dulas
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What? Apparently Grandpa DOES have a piano. It's behind all the broken refrigerators that it's hard to see. I didn't know the basement was even this big.

It's an upright one. It's so beautiful i'm crying. Praise the heavens!

It's so abandoned... I guess grandpa never played it himself. My mother said this is one of the heirlooms of the family but no one gives a crap about it for many generations so...

But it's really out of tune and some of the keys don't even work. I'm going to have to call a tuner or buy myself some strings, whichever is cheaper.

HOLY FUCK... It's even made in 1903. AND IT'S A STEINWAY! That's the best piano brand in the world! Amazing!

To think that someone would leave this unplayed and slowly breaking down is a crime against culture. My ancestors are degenerates. I will be the first in my bloodline to end this barbarism and give new life to this beautiful baby.

@Zita Noble Part of the reason why my comment is so negative about Violin (and pretty much any other instruments in general) is due to me being insecure that i may not be able to be as good. Oh well...

Does your nation treasure pianos too? How about beaming me up the most beautiful one from all the dimensions for free? (/UwU)/

Pretty please.

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---THE GUARDIANS---
"Fire is Light"

About us | Our nation | Support our cause

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Shwe Tu Colony
Senator
 
Posts: 4827
Founded: Sep 27, 2016
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:18 pm

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Zita Noble
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@Roy Dulas | I don't pay much attention to the Parfuhmerian culture, but I think that more mobile instruments are preferred rather than something like a piano. As for most beautiful... that's subjective and there'd almost certainly be some sort of aesop shoved in with that order, and I'm not anyone who would be able to afford that nor someone who has relations to piano artisans, I'd say. Unless, of course, you meant pictures to look over, which I unfortunately do not have, but I do know that the Steissan Artist of Instruments does keep a world-renowned piano of hers she calls the Lamia Piano that's mostly superior craftsmanship with a side of magic that can be activated or disabled. Unfortunately, I don't know her and I doubt that I could contact her, so I don't think I could get a picture of it,



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Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
Current status: university rules are just a suggestion
"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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