[description]@@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME_1@@ @@RANDOMLASTNAME_1@@ was @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teenager who became famous on Instasnap by posting the selfies he took on the top of skyscrapers, bridge pillars, and radio towers; which he often climbed illegally. But yesterday his fans were shaken with the news of his sudden death. It was reported that @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME_1@@ slipped up and fell from the top of The @@CAPITAL@@ Eye, a gigantic Ferris wheel in the capital, while he was trying to shoot yet another sensational selfie. Worse yet, thousands of other @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teenagers like him continue to put their lives at risk for selfies on a daily basis.
[validity]must have internet & cellphones
1. [option]"This selfie frenzy needs to end!" wails @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME_1@@ @@RANDOMLASTNAME_1@@, the mother of the deceased teen, sobbing on your shoulder. "How many youngsters will have to die for you to take action? Please ban all cellphones with front cameras, @@LEADER@@, so our poor kids will not be tempted to jeopardize their lives to capture a dizzying snapshot."
[effect]random passers-by have started to hear the question 'Could you take a picture of us?' again
2. [option]"Bah, humbug! The problem is popularity-addicted teens, not the selfies!" grunts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a self-employed internet-based journalist, while @@HE@@ live-streams @@HIS@@ meeting with you on @@HIS@@ Telescope channel. "Look, we all know that teenagers have immature brains bombarded with hormones and stuff, and they tend to act impulsively and to do stupid stuff, especially to impress the girls and stuff, you know. If people under 18 were banned from using social media, we wouldn't have to worry about this... stuff."
[effect]@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teenagers are discovering the art of scrapbooking
3. [option]"Hey, why do you fail to see that this tragic event was essentially a security failure?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Chief Police Officer from @@CAPITAL@@ Police Department. "It is illegal to climb up these landmarks anyway. The problem is that we don't have enough security presence to enforce the rules. If you give my department more funding, we could allocate some officers to the task of spotting potential sensation-seekers and preventing them from going through with their crazy plans. What do you say?"
[effect]skyscrapers typically have dusty windows as the cleaning crew often fails the stringent security checks
4. [option]"Whoah, stay away from my freedoms!" exclaims @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teenager, then presses a sudden unsolicited kiss to your lips, takes a selfie, and posts it on Twitcher to complete the #SevenDeadlySins challenge. "Haha, lust! There you go. Suck it, @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@! Anyway, @@LEADER@@, don't listen to these dinosaurs. You should allow us to take selfies whenever we want, wherever we want. I mean, freedom is a good thing, right?"
[effect]teenagers who take selfies during class exasperate their teachers
OK, I guess the description is a bit too long.
And I wouldn't mind if someone suggested a nice effect line for Option 4
I'm waiting for your comments, I hope you like this draft!