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by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:41 am
by DesAnges » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:22 pm
by Geneviev » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:26 pm
by Geneviev » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:41 pm
Yagon wrote:Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:42 pm
Yagon wrote:Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?
by Yagon » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:45 pm
by Geneviev » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:46 pm
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:48 pm
by DesAnges » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:49 pm
by Yagon » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:51 pm
Geneviev wrote:Probably, hopefully. I would love to see my friends reading a serious religious text in Cockney rhyming slang. It could be so wonderful.
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:05 pm
by DesAnges » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:15 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:DesAnges wrote:How similat is the Torah to the Old Testament of the Bible? I know they're fairly interlinked but I dunno if it's a 100% match or not.
The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.
by Geneviev » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:17 pm
DesAnges wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.
In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.
by DesAnges » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:19 pm
Geneviev wrote:DesAnges wrote:In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.
The Lord's Prayer:
Hello Dad
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:22 pm
DesAnges wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.
In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.
by DesAnges » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:35 pm
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:39 pm
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