by The Blaatschapen » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:46 am
by Sougra » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:48 am
The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one
Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*
In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue
by Jelmatt » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:48 am
by Vassenor » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:49 am
by Vassenor » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:50 am
Sougra wrote:The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one
Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*
In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue
You're literally describing a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode right now.
by Anywhere Else But Here » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:09 am
by The Batavia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:12 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:13 am
Vassenor wrote:There'd probably be some mental gymnastics about how it doesn't actually count when it doesn't result in all the prophecies coming true.
by The Blaatschapen » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:13 am
Jelmatt wrote:I don't think a clone of Jesus would count as being of the same essence as God, really, theologically speaking.
by The Alma Mater » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:14 am
by Aclion » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:14 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:15 am
Aclion wrote:Didn't the second coming already happen? Isn't that the whole deal with easter?
by The Blaatschapen » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:15 am
Aclion wrote:Didn't the second coming already happen? Isn't that the whole deal with easter?
by Rostavykhan » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:16 am
Sougra wrote:The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one
Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*
In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue
You're literally describing a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode right now.
by Mzeusia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:16 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:17 am
Rostavykhan wrote:Sougra wrote:You're literally describing a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode right now.
GODDAMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO BRING THAT UP.
Was going to say, cloning Jesus probably might offend some, and I doubt we could expect "New" Jesus to live up to what "Old" Jesus had done. Then again, it might be interpreted as the Second Coming by others, and he might be looked up to as a leader for Christendom.
by Anywhere Else But Here » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:18 am
Mzeusia wrote:Clone Jesus! What an awful Idea.
The poor guy will have a terrible life, always being hounded by people. He'll probably be scared of crosses, seeing as how he did die on one.
Also, Holywood would most likely snap him up.
Leave him dead.
by Boer Volkstaat » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:18 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:18 am
Mzeusia wrote:Clone Jesus! What an awful Idea.
The poor guy will have a terrible life, always being hounded by people. He'll probably be scared of crosses, seeing as how he did die on one.
Also, Holywood would most likely snap him up.
Leave him dead.
by The Alma Mater » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:18 am
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Mzeusia wrote:Clone Jesus! What an awful Idea.
The poor guy will have a terrible life, always being hounded by people. He'll probably be scared of crosses, seeing as how he did die on one.
Also, Holywood would most likely snap him up.
Leave him dead.
Clone Jesus wouldn't remember the crucifixion.
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:19 am
Boer Volkstaat wrote:Jesus was resurrected and will be returning soontm, any attempts to clone for example taking dna off the shroud of turin is anti-christ.
by Mzeusia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:19 am
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Clone Jesus wouldn't remember the crucifixion.
by The Alma Mater » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:20 am
by The Blaatschapen » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:20 am
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