Infantry Discussion Thread part 11: Gallas Razor edition.

[Ord Caprica]

SD or PI?

Please elaborate, I’m not familiar with those particular acronyms

Oops, my bad.

Are you an alumni of MCRD SD or PI?

[Gallia-]

FSOK?

[NeuPolska]

Please elaborate, I’m not familiar with those particular acronyms

Oops, my bad.

Are you an alumni of MCRD SD or PI?

Oh no I’m 100% US Army

I’m literally just a private lol. If I can get my ERB working I might be getting promoted today though.

PVT to PV2

[Gallia-]

But did you go to Fort Sill or not?

You do something with computers so I'm assuming you did though? That's where EW School AIT is anyway IIRC.

OTOH I wouldn't even know what EW would do given they have no ECM.

[NeuPolska]

But did you go to Fort Sill or not?

Nah, Leonard Wood

[Gallia-]

But did you go to Fort Sill or not?

Nah, Leonard Wood

Majestic.

I would have made you a pie of some sort (apple, blueberry, cherry, or pumpkin) and drove it there but you never said anything.

[NeuPolska]

You do something with computers so I'm assuming you did though? That's where EW School AIT is anyway IIRC.

OTOH I wouldn't even know what EW would do given they have no ECM.

You could say that. I’m a 35N

[Ord Caprica]

Oops, my bad.

Are you an alumni of MCRD SD or PI?

Oh no I’m 100% US Army

I’m literally just a private lol. If I can get my ERB working I might be getting promoted today though.

PVT to PV2

How unfortunate

Best of luck on your promotion though.

[Gallia-]

INSCOM is asleep.

Post MLQ-40(v)4 TS SCIF pdfs.

e: Stubblebine being called out for Literal Satanism in the middle of the Satanic Panic and losing his job because he offended CSA Wickham during a ball with his Uri Geller Jedi Mind Tricks is great BTW.

[NeuPolska]

INSCOM is asleep.

Post MLQ-40(v)4 TS SCIF pdfs.

Nah, can’t fool me, I remembered to take my cyber awareness course!

>Remove CAC

Nah, Leonard Wood

Majestic.

I would have made you a pie of some sort (apple, blueberry, cherry, or pumpkin) and drove it there but you never said anything.

I hated it there tbh

Oh no I’m 100% US Army

I’m literally just a private lol. If I can get my ERB working I might be getting promoted today though.

PVT to PV2

How unfortunate

Best of luck on your promotion though.

Thank you

[Gallia-]

INSCOM is asleep.

Post MLQ-40(v)4 TS SCIF pdfs.

Nah, can’t fool me, I remembered to take my cyber awareness course!

>Remove CAC

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid .ppt.

Majestic.

I would have made you a pie of some sort (apple, blueberry, cherry, or pumpkin) and drove it there but you never said anything.

I hated it there tbh

When you step outside the fort and it's nothing but a Cracker Barrel, a dumpster fire of a furniture rental shop, and thirty thousand strip malls lined dick-to-ass with Hangul lmao.

You survived a William Gibson novel TBH. Having no other comparison point I consider it to be "existence".

Where are you from though? Like state/city.

[NeuPolska]

Spent most of my life in the suburbs near Chicago

[Gallia-]

I'm sorry.

Did they let you out long enough to eat a whole bibimbap though?

[NeuPolska]

I'm sorry.

Did they let you out long enough to eat a whole bibimbap though?

No I’m straight Polish I just ate a lot of Polish food all the time

[Gallia-]

W O W
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There is literally like 3 or 4 Korean places like twenty meters outside the gate man. And another 5000000000000 give or take a dozen within a mile radius.

Dawg you should have gone to Bulgogi it is good bibimbap and ramen. Make your P E C C S F L E C C.

[NeuPolska]

W O W
O
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There is literally like 3 or 4 Korean places like twenty meters outside the gate man. And another 5000000000000 give or take a dozen within a mile radius.

Oh you meant LW I thought you meant Chicago

Nah I wasn’t let off base at all, except for HBL and Graduation Day. HBL I went home and Graduation Day my family and I just went to a steakhouse.

[Gallia-]

No I just apologized on behalf of all America for Chicago. I've only been there twice and it was so mind shatteringly traumatic that my mind blocks all memory (read: once I went to see an aunt when I was like 2.5 and once I was in a sleep deprived stupor and never allowed to see anything more than the Battlestations XXI building and endure the embarrassing experience of a male entity attempting to "hook up" with a female entities with a poop story).

I guess if you were an MP or Chemical Corps "flamethrower mang" it would have been different.

Then you could go to Bulgogi until you turn into r/egg_irl but literal egg.

But Bulgogi is still strategically positioned to appeal to the most American of all virtues: laziness. ):

[NeuPolska]

I guess if you were an MP or Chemical Corps "flamethrower mang" it would have been different.

Then you could go to Bulgogi until you turn into r/egg_irl but literal egg.

But Bulgogi is still strategically positioned to appeal to the most American of all virtues: laziness. ):

My BCT was with mostly reservist 74Ds and 88Ms

Let me tell you that being around 88M’s will literally rot your brain and you will feel it rotting until eventually something in your head snaps and you lose your sanity.

[Gallia-]

If you were 74D you'd be feasting on ramen every night in a real life cyberpunk dystopia!

Also

> :motor t:

My intuition was correct. Eggselente.

What you really need to hang out with is 88U but that is almost extinct sadly. The real pros in 88 Field are there.

[NeuPolska]

I didn’t even know that MOS existed tbh

[Gallia-]

It is the rarest of MOS. The shyest. The cutest/hottest? Possibly. 88U could pillow talk to me about loading gauges and axle loads all night long.

Tl;dr: They tend to the trains at Fort Eustis. Awaiting the call. Diligent and loyal as ever.

e: Wait no Spiz is a railfan so they're not all kawaii, but that's one anecdote out of three.

[NeuPolska]

It is the rarest of MOS. The shyest. The cutest/hottest? Possibly. 88U could pillow talk to me about loading gauges and axle loads all night long.

Tl;dr: They tend to the trains at Fort Eustis. Awaiting the call. Diligent and loyal as ever.

I think the females of my MOS could take that cutest/hottest recognition.

Either that or my thot detector is malfunctioning like the rest of the Army’s equipment.

[Gallia-]

[NeuPolska]

Ok so I was at the DFAC and this blonde Marine Staff Sergeant came walking in

I get a bit of nerves dealing with SSGs I don’t know and I get nerves dealing with hyperattractive females.

This was not a good situation for me

[Immoren]

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I think Max borrowed this joke from Walker-sensei.
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Not that there are many original jokes left in the world.