Paradox Games VII: Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg

[Lunas Legion]

Hehe.
The Russians are stupid.

Starting as Prussia in Vicky 2, I formed the NGF in the early 1840s. I’m the 4th greatest power in the world, with a strong proud military and an industry that, although smaller than the Russian’s, is definitely sizeable. I protected Belgium’s independence and got Java out of my war with the Netherlands.
I stayed peaceful for the next few years, watering the plants in Ostprueßen when the Russians told me to leave my ranch and get out of here!
“I back these words with the militaries of the United Kingdom and Spain!”

Welp, time to throw young German men to Russia.
What could go wrong?

LITERALLY NOTHING COULD
NOTHNG WENT WRONG
THE UK DIDNT SEND ANY SOLDIERS
THE RUSSIAN ARMY IS WEAK
WIELKOPOLSKIE IS MINE

Has flashbacks to Japan Game where a Great War of France + Russia vs Germany, UK, US, A-H was won by France + Russia.

[Abserdia]

Hehe.
The Russians are stupid.

Starting as Prussia in Vicky 2, I formed the NGF in the early 1840s. I’m the 4th greatest power in the world, with a strong proud military and an industry that, although smaller than the Russian’s, is definitely sizeable. I protected Belgium’s independence and got Java out of my war with the Netherlands.
I stayed peaceful for the next few years, watering the plants in Ostprueßen when the Russians told me to leave my ranch and get out of here!
“I back these words with the militaries of the United Kingdom and Spain!”

Welp, time to throw young German men to Russia.
What could go wrong?

LITERALLY NOTHING COULD
NOTHNG WENT WRONG
THE UK DIDNT SEND ANY SOLDIERS
THE RUSSIAN ARMY IS WEAK
WIELKOPOLSKIE IS MINE

Has flashbacks to Japan Game where a Great War of France + Russia vs Germany, UK, US, A-H was won by France + Russia.

It's not about the size of the army, it's about the pride. The willpower and determination. I didn't lose a single battle, and none of my forts were occupied.

Also...
I must correct myself.
The British sent a large amount of soldiers. A very large army.

To Java.

[Genivaria]

I'll be honest I have no idea how this happened, but I just got the "It's Better to be the Emperor" achievement.

Holy Roman Emperor Von Habsburg happened alot sooner than was planned.

You are telling me that you were elected emperor without even trying?

That is exactly what I am telling you.

[Ifreann]

Achievement Unlocked: Consulate of the Sea.

Iffy, your task, should you choose to accept it, is to make it to Jerusalem by the end of the game.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Iffy, your task, should you choose to accept it, is to make it to Jerusalem by the end of the game.

Is that before or after they end up in Greece and loot Constantinople?

[Ifreann]

Is that before or after they end up in Greece and loot Constantinople?

Long way to Jerusalem, gotta loot something on the way there.

[Lunas Legion]

Is that before or after they end up in Greece and loot Constantinople?

Long way to Jerusalem, gotta loot something on the way there.

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Long way to Jerusalem, gotta loot something on the way there.

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

Unify Christianity under a secular ruler? Bah! Give all land to the Pope, the true Roman Emperor.

[Berhakonia]

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

Unify Christianity under a secular ruler? Bah! Give all land to the Pope, the true Roman Emperor.

The Bishop of Constantinople is the true Emperor of Rome

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Unify Christianity under a secular ruler? Bah! Give all land to the Pope, the true Roman Emperor.

The Bishop of Constantinople is the true Emperor of Rome

Bah, nonsense. The Bishop of Rome is a heretic as notified by Papal decree of 1064. Emperor Constantine the Great himself bestowed the Western Roman Empire on Pope Sylvester, making the Pope the source of all legal power in the western empire. More importantly, the Pope is the vicar of Christ and Peter, and he holds the Keys of Heaven. Did Jesus not say unto Peter that Peter's laws would ring true on Earth as they would in Heaven? The Pope has the only legislative ability in the world and all secular rulers receive their power through him. In fact, the donation of Constantine is merely the acknowledgement of a factual reality that had existed since Jesus gave the keys unto Peter.

[Berhakonia]

The Bishop of Constantinople is the true Emperor of Rome

Bah, nonsense. The Bishop of Rome is a heretic as notified by Papal decree of 1064. Emperor Constantine the Great himself bestowed the Western Roman Empire on Pope Sylvester, making the Pope the source of all legal power in the western empire. More importantly, the Pope is the vicar of Christ and Peter, and he holds the Keys of Heaven. Did Jesus not say unto Peter that Peter's laws would ring true on Earth as they would in Heaven? The Pope has the only legislative ability in the world and all secular rulers receive their power through him. In fact, the donation of Constantine is merely the acknowledgement of a factual reality that had existed since Jesus gave the keys unto Peter.

Pope pulled a Filioque, which makes him a heretic. Also the Western Empire collapsed in 451 and became shitty Italy, whereas the Eastern Empire lasted for a good 1058 years and became glorious Greece and Rossiya! (Plus, the Pope became a heretic in 1054, which is 10 years before the papal decree.)

[Ifreann]

Long way to Jerusalem, gotta loot something on the way there.

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

I already took Constantinople back from the Ottomans and converted it to Catholicism, does that count?

[Lunas Legion]

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

I already took Constantinople back from the Ottomans and converted it to Catholicism, does that count?

Close enough.

[Berhakonia]

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

I already took Constantinople back from the Ottomans and converted it to Catholicism, does that count?

I took Constantinople as Hungary and it felt satisfying

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Just gotta reunify Christianity on the way to reclaim the Holy Land.

I already took Constantinople back from the Ottomans and converted it to Catholicism, does that count?

Take Acre and Alexandria and we will discuss the matter further.

Bah, nonsense. The Bishop of Rome is a heretic as notified by Papal decree of 1064. Emperor Constantine the Great himself bestowed the Western Roman Empire on Pope Sylvester, making the Pope the source of all legal power in the western empire. More importantly, the Pope is the vicar of Christ and Peter, and he holds the Keys of Heaven. Did Jesus not say unto Peter that Peter's laws would ring true on Earth as they would in Heaven? The Pope has the only legislative ability in the world and all secular rulers receive their power through him. In fact, the donation of Constantine is merely the acknowledgement of a factual reality that had existed since Jesus gave the keys unto Peter.

Pope pulled a Filioque, which makes him a heretic. Also the Western Empire collapsed in 451 and became shitty Italy, whereas the Eastern Empire lasted for a good 1058 years and became glorious Greece and Rossiya! (Plus, the Pope became a heretic in 1054, which is 10 years before the papal decree.)

The emperor in Constantinople is a vassal of the Patriarch of Rome! Your thought is heretical! Fililoque is the true teaching of the Bible!

[Wallenburg]

My brother has been making a couple friends.

[Ifreann]

God wills it!

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I already took Constantinople back from the Ottomans and converted it to Catholicism, does that count?

Take Acre and Alexandria and we will discuss the matter further.

Take Acre, gotcha.

[Genivaria]

God wills it!

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Take Acre and Alexandria and we will discuss the matter further.

Take Are, gotcha.

Well done young Spaniard, well done.

[Ifreann]

Crush the Ottomans, they're revolting!

[Impaled Nazarene]

So Paradox is having a large sale on their website. I can afford either Way of Life or Reaper's Due which one is better for CK2?

[Ifreann]

Wild Austria sighted, send help immediately.

[United Muscovite Nations]

Bah, nonsense. The Bishop of Rome is a heretic as notified by Papal decree of 1064. Emperor Constantine the Great himself bestowed the Western Roman Empire on Pope Sylvester, making the Pope the source of all legal power in the western empire. More importantly, the Pope is the vicar of Christ and Peter, and he holds the Keys of Heaven. Did Jesus not say unto Peter that Peter's laws would ring true on Earth as they would in Heaven? The Pope has the only legislative ability in the world and all secular rulers receive their power through him. In fact, the donation of Constantine is merely the acknowledgement of a factual reality that had existed since Jesus gave the keys unto Peter.

Pope pulled a Filioque, which makes him a heretic. Also the Western Empire collapsed in 451 and became shitty Italy, whereas the Eastern Empire lasted for a good 1058 years and became glorious Greece and Rossiya! (Plus, the Pope became a heretic in 1054, which is 10 years before the papal decree.)

I hope both of these comments are complete jokes.

[Wallenburg]

Wild Austria sighted, send help immediately.

Holy crap, the AI did something right. The borders even look decent.

[Ifreann]

Wild Austria sighted, send help immediately.

Holy crap, the AI did something right. The borders even look decent.

Europe went a bit mad when the HRE went away.

[West Leas Oros]

Crush the Ottomans, they're revolting!

The Ottomans shall be crushed.