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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
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9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
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21%
 
Total votes : 126
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 11:54 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:France Protestant? What in the actual fuck, get out.

I just don't know what went wrong.
He/Him

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we never summon the devil
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Genivaria
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Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 11:56 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:France Protestant? What in the actual fuck, get out.

I just don't know what went wrong.

France's ideas get nothing from staying Catholic though, either Protestant or Reformed.
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 11:59 am

The Batavia wrote:
Castiliae et Legionis wrote:R.I.P the Lowlands

Atleast it's rightfully Protestant now.

The Netherlands still exists. It's...uh...not where you might have expected.
He/Him

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The Batavia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 12:01 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Atleast it's rightfully Protestant now.

The Netherlands still exists. It's...uh...not where you might have expected.

Atleast they're on the right island
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Wed May 16, 2018 12:05 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Atleast it's rightfully Protestant now.

The Netherlands still exists. It's...uh...not where you might have expected.

I’m cheering for them.
Black lives matter

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I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 12:07 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The Netherlands still exists. It's...uh...not where you might have expected.

Atleast they're on the right island

I was about to vassalise them, but Flandeers just joined the Republic...again.
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The Batavia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 12:08 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Atleast they're on the right island

I was about to vassalise them, but Flandeers just joined the Republic...again.

Don't
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 16, 2018 12:25 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I just don't know what went wrong.

France's ideas get nothing from staying Catholic though, either Protestant or Reformed.

Reformed is better tho
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Post War America
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Wed May 16, 2018 12:35 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:France's ideas get nothing from staying Catholic though, either Protestant or Reformed.

Reformed is better tho


Islamic France or GTFO.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
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For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
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Social Libertarian: -6.00
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 12:35 pm

I'm gonna try a Habsburg game.
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Lol my Court Physician is a Karling...with a claim on France....*stars character*
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 12:38 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I was about to vassalise them, but Flandeers just joined the Republic...again.

Don't

I just wanted to protect them.
>.>
<.<

Oh God, Austria is Defender of the Protestant faith. This is the darkest possible timeline.
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He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
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Genivaria
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Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 1:55 pm

Here's hoping he wins, he's matrilineally married to my sister.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 16, 2018 2:31 pm

So Paradox is having a large sale on their website. I can afford either Way of Life or Reaper's Due which one is better for CK2?
Anarchist
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Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Wed May 16, 2018 2:32 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:So Paradox is having a large sale on their website. I can afford either Way of Life or Reaper's Due which one is better for CK2?


Way of Life, imo.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 2:37 pm

And so the Lord of House von Habsburg ascended from ruler of a single county to Duke of Upper Burgundy.
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Wallenburg
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Wed May 16, 2018 3:03 pm

Genivaria wrote:And so the Lord of House von Habsburg ascended from ruler of a single county to Duke of Upper Burgundy.

Long may he reign.
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Oh wait.
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While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 3:04 pm

Achievement Unlocked: Consulate of the Sea.
He/Him

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we never summon the devil
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Genivaria
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Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 3:06 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Genivaria wrote:And so the Lord of House von Habsburg ascended from ruler of a single county to Duke of Upper Burgundy.

Long may he reign.
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Oh wait.

I'll be honest I have no idea how this happened, but I just got the "It's Better to be the Emperor" achievement.
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Holy Roman Emperor Von Habsburg happened alot sooner than was planned. :blink:
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West Leas Oros
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Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros » Wed May 16, 2018 3:08 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Iffy... What have you done to Greece Iffy. What have you done, you monster.

I'm saving them from the Turk.

Saving them from the Turks
Just your friendly neighborhood democratic socialist revisionist traitor.
PMT nation. Economically to the left of Karl Marx. Social justice is a bourgeois plot.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like fascists and communists. Or libertarians and communists. Or social democrats and communists. Or communists and other communists! Damn commies, they ruined communism!"

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:Oros, no. Please. You were the chosen one. You were meant to debunk the tankies, not join them. Bring balance to the left, not leave it in darkness.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 16, 2018 3:13 pm

I want to believe
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Ex-Nation

Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Wed May 16, 2018 3:14 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:I want to believe

everyone does
Danceria wrote:Better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a perpetually disappointed optimist.
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Wallenburg
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Wed May 16, 2018 3:14 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Long may he reign.
Image
Oh wait.

I'll be honest I have no idea how this happened, but I just got the "It's Better to be the Emperor" achievement.
Image

Holy Roman Emperor Von Habsburg happened alot sooner than was planned. :blink:

You are telling me that you were elected emperor without even trying?
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:I want to believe

Stellaris 2 confirmed!
He/Him

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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed May 16, 2018 3:18 pm



Iffy, your task, should you choose to accept it, is to make it to Jerusalem by the end of the game.
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Abserdia
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Wed May 16, 2018 3:18 pm

Hehe.
The Russians are stupid.

Starting as Prussia in Vicky 2, I formed the NGF in the early 1840s. I’m the 4th greatest power in the world, with a strong proud military and an industry that, although smaller than the Russian’s, is definitely sizeable. I protected Belgium’s independence and got Java out of my war with the Netherlands.
I stayed peaceful for the next few years, watering the plants in Ostprueßen when the Russians told me to leave my ranch and get out of here!
“I back these words with the militaries of the United Kingdom and Spain!”

Welp, time to throw young German men to Russia.
What could go wrong?

LITERALLY NOTHING COULD
NOTHNG WENT WRONG
THE UK DIDNT SEND ANY SOLDIERS
THE RUSSIAN ARMY IS WEAK
WIELKOPOLSKIE IS MINE
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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