Incel Conquest of West Africa (MT|Open|IC)

[Gentlemen Gamers]

OOC: How do you get hundreds of recruits every day? How do these recruits get such weaponry? How can untrained gamers attack a highly trained professional army? What's a chad and a stacey?

OOC: If you don't know what a Chad or a Stacey are, you should probably go read up on internet memes before progressing any further in this thread.

[The Orion Islands]

OOC: How do you get hundreds of recruits every day? How do these recruits get such weaponry? How can untrained gamers attack a highly trained professional army? What's a chad and a stacey?

OOC: If you don't know what a Chad or a Stacey are, you should probably go read up on internet memes before progressing any further in this thread.

OOC: TELL ME NOW! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MEMES! ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS YOU ARE RPING AS A TERRORIST GROUP!

[Gentlemen Gamers]

Move OOC discussion here: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=442132

[Bashriyya]

The Incel overthrow of Chad quickly alerted the Bashriyyan government and military junta of General Mohammed Al-Nashid. The thought of hordes of foreign fighters invading and overthrowing a small African country was unpredictable but in the growing inter-connected modern world it became all to real. General Nashid sat in his office the wood mahogany table in front of him with a Bashriyyan flag painted on the top, stacks of papers, sticky notes and pencils cluttered all around, a shelf with books unorganized Nashid was a wreck of a man and could barely keep his own house together, one would be shocked to know this was the office of a military General however despite his personal life and lack of organization he managed to keep the country together.

Reports were coming in from all over, and Bashriyyan intelligence was planning a strike on the Incels but had been holding back. General Nashid himself after all was being persuaded by certain individuals in the Jesuit Order to claim the Oil reserves in Chad for the Black Pope, however Nashid personally did not like the deal however either way he had been planning an attack on the Incels for the past few days.

Nashid pondered, next to him was Salal Al-Achmed who was his officer who was head of overseeing the Chad operation. General Nashid said "What is the report on their armour? It mainly consist of T-55 tanks sir, armour cars, and technicals. We also know that they operate anti-aircraft guns but it does not seem like much of a threat." Nashid smiled "Well, where are they on the map?" Salal hesitated slightly "We know they are sort of scattered around but they have firm hold of the country and have enslaved the local population, as you can see on TV they have also clearly taken over the capital city and much of their economic infrastructure is going toward wifi it seems?" General Nashid found that comment strange, why did these men take over a country just to waste all the money toward improving the wifi? "Wifi? of course they must be developing some sort of super-weapon! Perhaps a 5G enslavement grid that will allow them to broadcast voices in people's thoughts?" Nashid was not sure why the Incels would need so much wi-fi and quickly assumed it was some sort of weapon. Nashid had read reports from various human rights activists protesting electromagnetic weapons and he had done a considerable amount of research on the weapons knowing that they very well existed and were all to real.

Nashid did not understand that the incels were in reality trying to get better wi-fi to play videogames, as Nashid knew little of such trivial pursuits.

General Nashid quickly decided to make a public announcement, that would be broadcasted to the whole world.

It is of my personal opinion and intellectual expertise that these betamen are developing some sort of Wi-Fi weapon to fry the brains of incoming troops, this is why they are devoting their infrastructure toward Wi-Fi from the looks of it they are not at the weaponization stage yet. So we must bomb their Wi-Fi so they can never reach this stage. This must be what is really going on, and we cannot allow such a ruthless gang of fools to reach this stage and we must prevent them from having any Wi-Fi capability.

We cannot allow such weapons of mass destruction to be in the hands of terrorists, and this is why from now on Bashriyya is in a state of total war against the Incel state. We will burn your waifu pillows, we will bomb you out of existence and we will free the people of Chad from being enslaved by a bunch of effeminate men in top-hats and burger kings masks.

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

Outside of Fada
Oberst Stauffenberg looked down at a contour map.
A little narrow valley, eh? Perfect for the incels to slaughter us in, eh? Well fuck that!

The Freikorps was once a Siege Infantry unit that had been dissolved when the PPC was restored.
Even now, they possessed an absurd amount of mortars and entrenching tools, and gas masks were practically standard-issue.
They set to work, digging mortar pits and a system of trenches outside of the valley. No barbed wire, minefields, or entire divisions of artillery, however; those things had been lost when they became their modern day incarnation. They would not walk into the(expected) trap of the Gentlemen; they would wait in prepared positions and wait for them to come.
As a show of force, the 350mm mortar was set up and began lobbing nerve gas shells into the mouth of the valley. The 1500 Freikorps loaded their FN FALs.
All gas masks were sealed, all prayers said.
It was the same as it was in the Weltkrieg; hold or die.

(Encrypted)
To the Chadian Liberation Army(or whatever it's called), DO NOT ENTER THE VALLEY, WE HAVE CREATED A CLOUD OF NERVE GAS TO DETER THE INCELS, ALSO, PREPARE CBRN GEAR IF YOU HAVE ANY, IF YOU ARE LACKING CONTACT US.

Then the first barrage came. The mortar was wiped out first; then the 4 Sheridans.
In the blink of an eye, much of the 1,500-strong unit was wiped out.
The remaining 500 began a withdrawl, leaving behind their dead and wounded
Oberst Stauffenberg remained behind. This was mistake and his alone; he would take the punishment and take as many with him as possible.

[New England Syndicates]

The fighters and the tanker were well-equipped with countermeasures, dropping flares to dodge the missiles. The cargo plane, on the other hand, was not. It evaded one missile, but two more exploded close enough to bring it down. With it went 20 tons of modern military equipment.

The F-15s had each been equipped with 2 Maverick missiles. They locked on to the missile launcher and fired, before peeling off with the tanker.

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The rebel forces were stunned by the size and ferocity of the Gentlemen forces. With many of their lighter vehicles being torn apart, and the Freicorps deployment of nerve gas, they soon beat a hasty retreat after letting off a single barrage of their own weapons.

However, this initial force had been something of a recon-in-force. A larger rebel force was being assembled in Sudan. More importantly, Foreign Commissar Patricia Harrington arrived to meet with the Sudanese government. One $50 million aid package later, and Sudan would permit the New English Air Force to deploy from Sudan to fight alongside their Chadian counterparts. Transport infrastructure would still restrict what materiel the New Englanders could bring, but the Miskatonic attack had galvanized public support. A fairly detailed drawing of several incels being violated and eaten by a shoggoth had gone viral on social media. In addition to more fighters, four Sukhoi Su-25 "Vampire" ground attack aircraft and over a dozen UAVs were being deployed. Finally, an armored battalion was readied for transport to Chad once a friendly airport was available.

[The Orion Islands]

VOI News Flash
"The Gentleman Gamers launched a suicide bomber attack in Union City. 29 people were killed. This is the worst attack since ISIS bombed Santes Island a year ago. The President vowed to destroy the Gamers if its the last thing he does."
2:00 AM Skies over Chad.
The fighters roared over the hills and on toward the capital city. 20 fighters, with 20 bombers had launched their mission, the National Assembly having voted in favor of force at 11 the previous night. The group split up, half going to oil fields, half striking the capital.

The oil field group went in, delivering hundreds of tons of bombs on oil wells. The fighters went in and dropped their missiles on anti-aircraft batteries. They gunned down the wells as well.

The city group went in, again gunning anti-aircraft batteries and striking them with missiles. The target was the electricity grid, since the gamers operated a digital propaganda branch. This would also cut off their command structure.

The Cyber Division attacked the remaining electricity grid, as well as ISPs in Chad. It was a simple DDoS attack. They expected this would be easier than the CCP hack, but these were probably computer science majors they were going up against.

10,000 men were sent to Nigeria to meet withe the tank army and plan the invasion

[The United Artherian Federation]

/tiggety taggety

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Southern Chad, Africa
Doseo Basin

An HPS mercenary, clothed in “chocolate chip” desert fatigues, a baseball cap with a neck flap, and a AR500 vest and elbow/knee pads peered through a set of field binoculars after adjusting the visor on his gas mask. He was sitting atop a wooden guard tower, a structure similar to a firewatch tower. Behind him, a 290-acre stretch of land was covered by oil wells and refineries, co-owned by Azure Solutions and Velmor Oil, two Exodian petroleum companies. While the oilfields had always been somewhat over-defended with military-grade fortifications and ordnance by the mercenaries due to a long history of local violence, the sudden overtake of Chad had put them on a very high alert. Hundreds of oil workers, local, foreign, or Exodian were being rapidly flown out of the country via helicopters for their safety, with female employees given extra priority. In every other case it was sexism, but here, it was surely chivalry.

A shiny glint caught the merc’s eye to the north.

“Son of a bitch. Oh, no. No no no.”

He grabbed his RFSMG (an Exodian-produced derivative of the MP5) and scrambled down the steps of the tower as he yelled into a headset.

“HALF-MILE SECTOR 185! WE’RE SEEING INCEL MILITANT MOVEMENT TO THE NORTH! READY ALL COUNTERMEASURES! CODE SCARLET!”

The entire area became suddenly animated, as more mercenaries drove to the edge of the area on up-armored Humvees, .50 cals at the ready. Refinery workers lined the little barbed-wire border with tanker trucks and barrels of crude oil, hiding them behind sand dunes and buildings, before fleeing into the refinery itself to wait for the next transport helicopter out. Radio distress calls, although highly believed to be futile, were sent out in all directions, as many hoped for some kind of intervention.

There were 10 Humvees and 25 mercs total, heavily armed with everything from heavy machine guns to even a few rocket launchers- but they had little airpower (besides a single “Little Bird” MD 500 with a Gatling gun) and absolutely no artillery, being a security force.

Despite being civilians, the chief engineers of the refineries and oil wells stayed behind, ready to dare to commit defiance in the face of death. It was simple, obvious, yet unthinkable act they were preparing for.

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

snip

The distress calls, however, had done their work.

Cameroon/Kamerun, near border with Chad-Station Alpha-6-5
A small Prussian-Polish Airbase sat in the middle of nowhere, a sad legacy of the old colonial empire possessed once upon a time by Germany.
The abrupt takeover of Chad, and the sudden arrival of several helicopters bearing Exodian personnel, however, put it on high alert.
The distress signals sent the base into a frenzy of activity, and reinforcements began to be called. The request for a unit of Wehrmacht was denied, as was the request for a AC-130 gunship. They were, however, allowed to engage, although the government would deny any and all knowledge of their actions. The base possessed a 50-man Fallschirmjaeger detachment, 7 UH-60 Black Hawks(5 'Normal' helicopters, a single helicopter dedicated to evacuating critically wounded troops, and a variant used as a gunship), and 2 A-10s, in addition to the squadron of F-16s.
Within 30 minutes 25 Fallschirmjaegers were off to the refineries, while the other 25 stood down, ready to move in if the first group was destroyed.
The aircraft were put on standby.

OOC: Before anyone complains, Cameroon was once a German colony.

[Hawdhanah]

CEDAR Associated
Intisar, Autania
arzshab@arzshab.co

ENCRYPTION: HIGH

To whomever it may concern,

Your terms are welcome, and we look forward to fruitful discussions over this cooperation agreement by videoconferencing, on Skype, as you have requested. All elements of said conference will be protected by top-level data security by CEDAR subsidiary Guardian Technologies Ltd., and kept confidential; maximal encryption will be applied throughout.

We have enclosed with this email a date and time we propose the meeting to be held on, encrypted for security.

2018/4/31 AD
1439/8/15 AH

Ghalib Kohosh was clad in a 'new society jacket', a long-sleeved garment with mandarin collars that resembled the Nehru jacket and the Yat-sen/tunic suit in many ways. Nevertheless this symbolized a whole new ideology, as its predecessors of design had as well. His clothing now championed Voluntarism, the free market, individual liberty, non-aggression and many of the facets of a Libertarian society. However, no state being in a position to enforce fashion sense in Autania, few really put on what bore a resemblance to Mao suits that they found a bit too much for their tastes. Kohosh wore the jacket simply out of preference. It was lightweight and comfortable in humid Autania compared to suits, especially in places where ventilation and/or air conditioning was abysmal.

Although Nasser Salib fought to abolish the state, and he did succeed, it re-appeared in the corporations of Autania with its overbearing bureaucracy, and perhaps even a monopoly of violence. These were the exact 'free emirs' the new order had championed as proof of its success. But when confronted with matters of this counteracting the very departure point of Voluntarism, Salib, and everyone else, simply claimed that the State was but another corporation with guns, and now that there is more of them, people could actually choose, or even refuse to. To put it simply not a lot experienced the latter. Now it's an oligopoly of violence.

In the machinery that was CEDAR, actively and mechanically expanding its assets and operations like a nanoswarm ravaging a galaxy, coincidentally premise of a video game CEDAR subsidiary Obsidian Entertainment recently released and received acclaim for in Autania, Kohosh was surprisingly a figure of some relevance. One of the executive directors. That was why he was here to conference with some obese failure of life who managed to get a few guns, all the way in Chad. The more absurd a client was the more sincere you needed to appear, because obviously, you can't take them seriously, but if you express that or even utilize it in business management then certainly they shall reciprocate. Principally, not one of CEDAR's thousands of employees had not burst out laughing or cringing at the beta uprising, but everyone knew the underexploited oil fields of Chad, its underdeveloped land in general, and its population will certainly be of great use if CEDAR has access to them. At least, everyone that mattered.

The State had obstructed attempts for Autanian megacorps to acquire such bountiful resources in the past. This time a nascent insurgency would definitely need what CEDAR could offer with its state-like power. Especially because, and no Autanian could comprehend such a concept, people from other countries were actually trying to stamp them out. But maybe this is what society will become, Kohosh thought, recalling vague memories of seeing restaurant warfare in another African country a while ago elsewhere, and I am just getting old. Though even if paradigms may shift, profit remained the banner under which CEDAR, and its rivals, fought. That sometimes included service of the Voluntarist Revolution, thankfully it wasn't this time. Salib is a shit person to deal with.

"Beautiful, this is the world that we are in, and what it is turning to," Kohosh sipped the cup of coffee, austere in its production, and traditional in its flavor. The warmth was contained in industrial porcelain. Nothing grand here.

"Nashid had spoken on this." remarked another officer on his side.

Kohosh first instinctively jerked back his head as the liquid in his neck rebound, while his eyes opened wide. Tightly closing his lips it was no use because the high pressure of the coffee broke through all barriers, spraying the air in front of him with a brown mist, while his body arched forward. He continued giggling in a manner that it was hard to tell if he was truly laughing or crying. His eyes, now squinting, turned to said officer and inquired, "What did that absolute idiot say this time?" he continued gurgling as he was speaking and released another burst of high-pressure air in a cracking sound.

"Some shit about wi-fi weapons frying brains, and how they need to stop them. Quote, we will burn your waifu pillows, we will bomb you out of existence and we will free the people of Chad, unquote. It's incredibly ironic and hilarious."

Wiping himself with a napkin, Kohosh calmed down his cringing mind and suited himself up for the conference. He seated before the large screen, calmly and solemnly seated, awaiting for it to light up with the face of the beta uprising.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Drarta Island, Exodian archipelago (Gulf of Mexico)
[UNDISCLOSED LOCATION], New Collective City

“Look. I don’t know what the actual fuck is happening, but as evidenced by our meeting, we seriously need your resources.” Leonardo “Logan” Shirelle, the Lieutenant Director of Operations at the Exodian Intelligence Ministry, explained. He was sitting down at a table in a slightly darkened room with no windows, as he took a bite from a fried chicken sandwich and pushed up his thick-framed glasses.
On the other side of the table, a short- yet heavily-built young man sat a bit casually, his wide eyes scanning Logan’s face every few seconds. “Why the hell would you need my help?” The voice of Xavier Hall, the CEO of Hellfighter Private Security, said. “It’s just a group of spazzes that hate women. You should have no problem destroying their holdouts with a couple drone strikes.”

“You don’t know, do you?” Logan said, sighing. “That sort of thing would put us to the point of international ridicule for trying to tamper with such a situation. It’s like the situation with those lesbian feminazis who stranded themselves on that island. Besides, this is turning into a hell of a lot like Syria- we’ve got them, a group of militant gays, and God-knows-who against the commie resurgence with some anti-Asian local warlord. To involve us directly would mean taking a dive into a Category 5 shitstorm. Besides, they’d come after us in full force at the mention of the government’s involvement- they did promise several more scattered terrorist attacks, anyways.”

Hall leaned back. “You’re asking me to take all of my men, all of my hardworking employees, and enter the shitstorm with them. Why would I do it? It’s not even possible.”

“C’mon.” Logan scolded. “You’re a damn lot more than goddamn ‘Private Security’. You think we’re stupid, an armed personnel contractor buying up shit like fighter jets and field guns and no observation from the government? Secret Service’s already starting to support a search warrant from a fisa court.”

“I thought this was a free market and we could bear arms, but whatever. You can blackmail us all you want. If you want to talk business, give me a positive incentive.” Hall shot back. “Here’s a little something for you- I think there’s a small chance I can make it happen.”

“Really?” Logan brightened up. “How the hell can you-“

“Fifty billion.” Hall cut him off with a mischievous grin. “25 before, 25 after. Don’t forget the pausing of any investigation on my organization, as well as a few other minor catches.”

“You’re fucking insane. We’re giving you 10 billion and nothing else at most.”

“We’re going to literal war for you.” Hall said. “You think we can fight on a measly 10 billion, go fuck yourself. Don’t mention how my plan involved the hiring of other companies, namely Rockwell and Blue Creek to help us, so you should apologize to them too.”

“Fine. 20 billion, but we keep the investigation.” Logan huffed. “What’s the catch?”

“Authorization for many things that are probably illegal.” Hall said, the grin on his face again. “Up to and almost but not including violations of the Geneva Convention. I dunno. Is privately owning tanks against the Geneva Convention?”

“Fuck it. I’m not even going to question your antics. 20 billion. 10 before, 10 after. No restrictions, although we’ll still be watching you.” Logan said, exasperated. “You better make this fuckin’ work, Hall. I’m counting on it.”

[Gentlemen Gamers]

The south of Chad largely consisted of low rolling rills and light foliage dotted with bunches of African grasses. This is where a good amount of incel firepower and manpower was concentrated - and therefore the assault upon the Doseo Basin - though the only contested oil field in the nation - was well supported once it became apparent that the PMCs intended on putting up a fight. An initial wave of two dozen fighters in technical had showed up - expecting simply to take the fields and march prisoners back to N'Djamena. Instead, in just half a minute, their formation was akin to obliterated - outgunned and equally matched. The platoon commander wheezed a warning into his I-phone before being finished off by a last burst of fire.

The second attack would be far more intense and determined. Timed roughly half an hour after the preceding attack - mostly to give artillery time to set up, draped in aerial camouflage - the incels deployed four civilian drones into the sky and supplemented this target acquisition with a sniper hidden roughly a kilometer away - who was not to engage. This time, given the small scale of enemy forces - there was no need for heavier weaponry. Instead, company level mortars - 82 mm mortars to be precise - fired off an incessant barrage, with realtime information updates to adjust their fire closer and closer to the vehicles and prepared positions. The mortars fired nonstop as incel fighters maneuvered around the nearby hills, taking care to remain below the crest of the hills to mask their silhouettes.

The attacking force had few air defenses to speak of - but had brought a sole ZSU-23-2 mounted on a flatbed truck for suppression. It had remained in reserve and was to be committed to the attack until early warning radar stationed in Sarh suggested that indeed, a veritable air force was being sent in from Cameroon. The gun opened fire at the oncoming helicopters with powerful 23mm autocannons, barking flame and death as they came in to support the enemy from the sky. SA-6 missiles in the nearby military district also were put on alert and were able to engage the A-10s and F-16s at speeds in excess of 600 meters per second. Three missiles were fired at each incoming aircraft in a staccato to truncate the effectiveness of countermeasure attempts. If anything, they would prevent the aircraft from engaging in ground-attack and in the best case scenario, inflict moderate casualties.

An armored platoon had been carred in from Sarh - and it arrived blaring the new tank march of Gentlemania. Each tank was painted a bright garish pink or yellow and adorned with (surprisingly) well done decals of anime waifus - ostensibly from the show itself. These were upgraded T-55s. The whistle blaring, and smokes were tossed over the crest of the hill. As the smoke began to fill the air, the infantry and armor charged in, firing at the hip for suppressive effects accompanied by the bark of MGs on the hills themselves. The sniper was instructed to leave, his job done.

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Kohosh would find himself face to face with what appeared to be... a typical incel. A skinny and pale man with bad acne, the Supreme Gentlemen nonetheless carried a natural air of authority.

"Hello," he said in a nasally yet commanding voice. "I am the Supreme Gentleman. Back in West Virginia, however, they called me Diego Salazar. I am pleased to make your acquaintance." He took a sip from his wine-glass - grimacing slightly because he actually hadn't the refinement or breeding to enjoy wine - and smacked his lips loudly.

"I also was called Star_Killer_55 on r/TheRedPill and r/incels" he nodded. "As you can see, I am a man of pure mystery. I am a man of mystique. I am a man who goes by many names." It was clear he was trying very hard to be at any rate. "So tell me, where shall we begin?"

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Soundtrack

Gentlemania Responds to Comments by Chad Nashid!
The Gentlemen Revolution Never Dies

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N'Djamena - Yesterday, fellow Gentlemen Gamers, after our new nation was threatened by the disgusting ugly pig Chad Nashid of Bashriyya, Gentlemen worldwide have been opening up in violent protests to show their support. Angry Gentlemen and incels worldwide have taken to the streets in support of our cause.

"I fucking hate Arabs" a heroic reddit user, Chad_destroyer, spat as he was being detained in a viral internet video. "Not because I'm racist but because they're all evil."

"We will burn your waifu pillows, we will bomb you out of existence and we will free the people of Chad from being enslaved by a bunch of effeminate men in top-hats and burger kings masks," Chad Nashid reportedly stated in an open public announcement to the entire world. Citing ridiculous claims that we were developing fiber optic wifi to power an electromagnetic weapon, Chad Nashid proved his chad-ness by showing no understanding of science. We here at Gentlemania News Network speculate that the Chad Nashid also has too much fucking sex and that is why his brain is mush.

In response, the Supreme Gentleman has announced that we are officially at war with Islam and Sunni! "Those [racist expletives removed] will never get my Yuuki-Chan" he roared most heroically, embracing his high quality body-pillow of the famous Sword Art Online character, Yuuki Asuna.

[The Orion Islands]

BBC Breaking News
Orion Islands declares war on the incel movement. UK agrees in principle to step up enforcement of terror laws against incels.

OIA safe house, location CLASSIFIED
"I will never tell you chads anything about our sources of funding! We are like hydras! Cut of one head, two will rise from the wound!"
"Let's make a deal. Information, for $2,000,000."
"NEVER!"
"Tomorrow, you will see the best, code name Louis. He cracked open the mouths of several ISIS lieutenants, and ISIS has been defeated as a result. His last interrogation cracked the mouth of a high-level Chinese army commander. There is nothing we don't know about the People's Liberation Navy now. Now, we know about your Saudi citizenship. Let me ask you a question. Do you want tortured and beheaded?"
"I will die for the cause of the incel movement! I will get my staceys!"
"The day after you see Louis, unless you crack, you will be put on a plane to Riyadh."
(OOC: After a war between China and the Orion Islands in 1974-76 that left 1.5 million Chinese and 100,000 Orionites dead, there has been a lot of tension where we often spy and sabotage one another, despite high levels of trade in recent years. As for casualties, look at the Korean War.)

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

Chad
Of the 5 Black Hawks that set out, 3 made it to the oil refinery, 1 crashed nearby with the Fallschirmjaegers mostly intact, and one caught fire and crashed, both crew and passengers lost.
18 Fallschirmjaegers entered the oil refinery. One came forward. "Alright, the fuck is going on and where do you need us?"

Cameroon
2 A-10s taxied to a runway and contacted ATC.
"ATC, this is Flight Hussar, requesting permission to take off."
"Denied. Orders changed at the last moment. Wait for the F-16s to splash their radar sites, then you can go."
"Got it."
The 2 A-10s taxied back to the runways.

Shortly after a flight of modified F-16s, equipped with AGM-88E AARGMs set out for the early-warning radar site.
If the F-16s were unsuccessful, the refinery would have to go without CAS.
OOC: I only sent helicopters, lol, I didn't send any other aircraft yet.

[Khataiy]

The Arab State of Khataiy and The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party

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In response to the deceleration of war on Islam as a religion and the attacks on our Arab people in Chad, we call for the Chadian people to wage a popular Intifada and Jihad against these cowardly poor excuses for terrorists. Be brave and strong and fight swiftly for your nation and people learn from the examples of Iraq and Palestine. Do not lag behind show no mercy and be shining examples of the Knights that Arabs are, Oh tribes of the Maghreb unite and fight these invaders, they are low and enraged for their lack of skills with women, how lowly it must be, and humiliate them further with your weapons and skills in warfare, liberate your country and make the Arab nation proud and defend Islam and be model Mujahideen defend the women and elderly and be selfless, God is the Greatest!

Signed,
President Omar Khairallah
The Arab State of Khataiy - Foreign Ministry
The Arab State of Khataiy - Defense Ministry
The Revolutionary Command Council
The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party
The Khataiy Free Arab Army
The Directorate of the Department of the Volunteer Military

[Serrus]

Way Too Early To Deal With This
Imperial Palace, Somewhere
The Emperor took note of the rapidly developing situation.
"So let me get this straight... some frustrated gamers have decided to topple Chad based on its name?"
"Basically, sir," his adjutant responded.
"Abbba-di-barg-l-wugh..." The Emperor made random noises and crumpled into his chair.
"What now, sir?"
The Emperor googles it.
"Welp, they seem to be decidedly in-pee-heckin-sane, but we could persuade them to at least see our way of--
You know what, no. just...no."
The Emperor then goes back to his chamber, removes his ceremonial robe, and goes back to bed.

[Hawdhanah]

Kohosh was, frankly, rather unamused by the appearance of the Supreme Gentleman, but resigned his ideas of disgust as he was after all a businessman, and indeed did possess skills of negotiation, and personal presentation. His faith in God was shaking by the second, not that he was rather pious anyway. None of this showed, his appearance remained deceptively warm and welcoming, a rehearsed skill of all negotiators giving off a sense, occasionally false, of reliability and integrity, so to induce trust, the sort that no more thoughts are put onto when something is handed over to them. That would be of great utility in discussions with the Gentlemen Gamers.

"Greetings, ...mr. Salazar, if that address does not offend...I am more acquainted with traditional manners of courtesy, apologies. As we both know, your group is at the moment in a more precarious position than we are, so we should start with what your side wants. We'll be straightforward here."

"As detailed before in our group's communications with yours, we're able to help expand your ground combat capabilities significantly, including aforementioned vehicle upgrades, weapons deliveries, etc. But the recent air strikes on oil fields and urban centers, as well as almost certain involvement of nations...their firepower will come from all directions...this certainly necessitates you being able to respond, and will be needed to protect our interests too. To reinforce your air defence capabilities we have stocks of S-125, including launchers, radars and missiles, and may even provide personnel to operate and train. We can also introduce GIRAFFE radars to improve early warning capabilities. Of course, to fight back, we may also provide a handful of MiG-21 or even MiG-29 if we are able to transport them. If your forces have any other particular needs we will consider as well."

"The installation of the optic fibre network will depend on areas needed to be covered, what standards you wish them to be up to, and perhaps the more damning one, whether or not they can proceed safely. But that should not be too much of a problem as long as your lines remain stable. Our technicians will ensure a job done as fast as needed, and as up to expectations as possible. As for actual provision of internet services, we are happy to package that with this deal."

"Our group's personnel and goods will be transported and delivered primarily via routes from Libya, and also other routes if possible, but that is as of now the most economical and safe option."

[Sudong]

OOC: I would like to note that I am using the version of Sudong that appears on the world map and is not in any region. FYI Sudong is a tiny island country with a population of 5,000 people located on OTL's Christmas Island.

Port Daniels
The Most Sublime Sultante of Sudong
The Second of May, 2018

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Africa. The cradle of civilization, now one of the least developed and most chaotic regions of the globe. The news that the great nation of Chad had been taken over by incels shocked the globe with the fact that these 'Gentlemen Gamers' were able to wrestle control of such a large state from the Chadian authorities. With the Supreme Gentleman's forces holding on to Chad while being viciously attacked by governments of the world who refused to accept the new overlords of Chad, it seemed only right that the Sublime Sultanate step in favour of the Gentlemen Gamers.

Sultan Syarif himself considered himself as a gentleman, someone with the utmost hate for Chads who rape and mistreat women unlike those like him who are of an extraordinary intellect and respect women. Those who did not respect women like him being sent to concentration camps in the northern fringes of the jungle. Thus, it was only right that the Sultan assist the incels in the fight against the anti-incel masses that had come to swarm the forces of the Supreme Gentleman.

In an attempt of assistance, the Sultan would send 40 of his bravest warriors onboard the Sultanate's sole ship to Africa where they would be inserted into Chad to assist the Incel Conquest.

The plan was rather simple. 40 men would embark on the HMS Manokwari, a Darussalam-class OPV, and sail from Port Daniels to the the French Antarctic Islands where they would refuel before sailing to Namibia where they would refuel and then sail to Equatorial Guinea where a chartered cargo aircraft would bring them over Chad where they would liaison with the Incel forces and commit to the defense of Chad and the furtherment of the conquest.

And thus they embarked on the long and grueling journey that would last several days with enough provisions to last them till they reached Equatorial Guinea. The single ship was in all regards a patrol vessel on an anti-terrorism mission, although the Sultan was convinced it would function well as a weapon of war against the anti-Incels. For now, their intention was not known by the foreign powers and the ship was simply on a cross-the-world voyage to Equatorial Guinea, with the plans of supporting the Incels unbeknownst to the governments of the world.

Led by Captain Zhong Hanying, the forty men in camouflaged uniforms wielding the SS-21 rifle (an indigenous copy of the StG-44) boarded the HMS Manokwari. As they waved to their families as the ship left the dock, the Captain gathered a number of officers on the bridge of the patrol vessel, briefing them of their duties aboard the vessel until their arrival at Equatorial Guinea. The ship eventually faded away off the horizon, bound for Equatorial Guinea.

Meanwhile...

In the basement of the Sultan's palace on the outskirts of Port Daniels, men and women of the Royal Diplomatic Committee worked alongside their counterparts at the Royal Army to send out a ciphered message to the Incel forces in Chad.

ROYAL DIPLOMATIC COMMITTEE
THE SULTANATE OF SUDONG

rdc@sudong.govENCRYPTION: HIGHEST

To Whom it May Concern,

The Sultanate of Sudong extends their warmest greetings to the Supreme Gentlemen 
and his forces leading the Incel Conquest of Chad. It is with open arms that we wish
to request to support our fellow men in defeating the horrifying Chad attackers that dare
go against the Supreme Gentlemen and disrespect women, for His Royal Highness the Sultan of Sudong, the One who is Respectful of all Women and Eternal Ruler of the Most Sublime Sultanate of Sudong May Peace be Upon Him Syarif Abdurrahman bin Sudong believes that the
Incel revolution will lead the world to greater heights if more of the vile Chads 
are removed from the world. 40 operatives alongside vital equipment will
arrive in Ati, Chad in a week's time, and it is our wish these equipment and
men can reach you safely.

Thoughts and prayers,
Royal Diplomatic Committee

[Hyrell]

Sultan Syarif himself considered himself as a gentleman, someone with the utmost hate for Chads who rape and mistreat women unlike those like him who are of an extraordinary intellect and respect women. Those who did not respect women like him being sent to concentration camps in the northern fringes of the jungle. Thus, it was only right that the Sultan assist the incels in the fight against the anti-incel masses that had come to swarm the forces of the Supreme Gentleman.

OOC: Something tells me you are not aware of this, but the gentelmen gamers actually have no respect for women, and treat them like sexual objects. They actually enslaved the women of chad and forced them into harems for themselves.

So given this context, you are helping the kind of people thet you send to concentration camps in your country. You might want to re-consider your actions.

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

Sultan Syarif himself considered himself as a gentleman, someone with the utmost hate for Chads who rape and mistreat women unlike those like him who are of an extraordinary intellect and respect women. Those who did not respect women like him being sent to concentration camps in the northern fringes of the jungle. Thus, it was only right that the Sultan assist the incels in the fight against the anti-incel masses that had come to swarm the forces of the Supreme Gentleman.

OOC: Something tells me you are not aware of this, but the gentelmen gamers actually have no respect for women, and treat them like sexual objects. They actually enslaved the women of chad and forced them into harems for themselves.

So given this context, you are helping the kimd of people thet you send to concentration camps in your country. You might want to re-consider your actions.

OOC: o o f

[Hyrell]

OOC: Something tells me you are not aware of this, but the gentelmen gamers actually have no respect for women, and treat them like sexual objects. They actually enslaved the women of chad and forced them into harems for themselves.

So given this context, you are helping the kimd of people thet you send to concentration camps in your country. You might want to re-consider your actions.

OOC: o o f

OOC: oof indeed

[Gentlemen Gamers]

Sultan Syarif himself considered himself as a gentleman, someone with the utmost hate for Chads who rape and mistreat women unlike those like him who are of an extraordinary intellect and respect women. Those who did not respect women like him being sent to concentration camps in the northern fringes of the jungle. Thus, it was only right that the Sultan assist the incels in the fight against the anti-incel masses that had come to swarm the forces of the Supreme Gentleman.

OOC: Something tells me you are not aware of this, but the gentelmen gamers actually have no respect for women, and treat them like sexual objects. They actually enslaved the women of chad and forced them into harems for themselves.

So given this context, you are helping the kind of people thet you send to concentration camps in your country. You might want to re-consider your actions.

OOC: I think he is well aware of this fact but is playing along with the trope that Gentlemen Gamer/neckbeard types tend to imagine they respect women more than "Chads" (which they clearly don't). Gentlemen Gamers IRL do not regard themselves as misogynists.

[Hyrell]

OOC: Something tells me you are not aware of this, but the gentelmen gamers actually have no respect for women, and treat them like sexual objects. They actually enslaved the women of chad and forced them into harems for themselves.

So given this context, you are helping the kind of people thet you send to concentration camps in your country. You might want to re-consider your actions.

OOC: I think he is well aware of this fact but is playing along with the trope that Gentlemen Gamer/neckbeard types tend to imagine they respect women more than "Chads" (which they clearly don't). Gentlemen Gamers IRL do not regard themselves as misogynists.

OOC: That’s possible, but it could easily be that he simply hasn’t read any of your posts in the first page, which contained the information that I had included in that first post. Additionally he seems to be an actual gentelman, and may have wrongly assumed that you were the same.

[The Orion Islands]

Defense Minister Ryan, Homeland Minister Wallenburg, and Foreign Minister Russell were in a room with President Keevert.
The Defense Minister went first.
"The strike's damage is unknown at this time. We think we took out 6 oil wells, and 20% of N'Diamena's power grid. Of course, we lost 1 fighter and 1 bomber. The crews were able to eject, but they all ended up in captivity. The Cyber Division took out another 22% of the power grid. They would of taken out more, but we are going up against computer men."
Next was the Homeland Minister.
"There was another Incel attack, this time with a machine gun in Central City. 37 people were killed, mostly young women. The attacker was Francis Driot, a 29 year old single man who is obsessed with Call of Duty and internet memes. He posted on Facebook the incel manifesto before he went on to kill. As for our captured men, they are alive and being held for ransom. The one airwoman was seen in a video where an incel was raping her. The ransom is access to the OR-150 air defense system, the A-1 bomber, and the London-5 tank. Two attacks were prevented, and 250 recruits detained by the police. We found out that someone we know is supplying them with arms."
He lays a set of photos on the table.
"Gordon Turner, wanted for selling arms to al-Qaeda, the Taliban, ISIS, North Korea, and Boko Haram. Rumor is he has some London-3s and OR-120s he wants to get rid of. But even worse is he may have access to the F-35."
The President looked at the data.
"Tell them we will never give up our advanced weapon systems. Also, tell the men in Nigeria to prepare to cross into Chad. Send 60 tanks and 75 artillery to back them up. They will receive 4,000 men in reserve. Get the air force ready to launch another raid. I want the palace and the electricity grid of the capital destroyed."

11:00 PM Skies over Chad

Despite having lost two planes to Chadian air defense, the Orionite Republican Air Force was quite something to see. The fighters again went for the air defense, while the bombers split up, half targeting the palace, half targeting what was left of the electricity grid. 2 bombers were hit by air defense, but one managed to return to Nigeria. The others crew was able to eject with no loss of life. No women were allowed on the planes after the Airwoman rape was publicized, but the male crews faced being worked hard on cotton plantations.