All of this, from the General Thread "Would you serve in the military?"
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by Alanis Star » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:59 am
• Valentine Z's first ever puppet.
• I really want to carry a kitten and pet it.
• A perfect balance between urban and nature.
• Ruled by a magical android from another dimension, always cheerful and smiling.
•Northern Ateria wrote:"Aww, you [Clarissa] purr just like a little kitten..." - President Adamaris LeahHarleyMustang
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:
> literally all NS nations that controlled the entire Earth ever, said in every place in NS possible, in every second since Max Barry created NationStates
by Eol Sha » Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:10 pm
The Rich Port wrote:The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:anime typing tutor
Here I was expecting Moe-Tan.
BUT IT'S FUCKING INITIAL D, FUCKER.
GAS GAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS I'M GONNA TYPE ON THE GAS
TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND GET MY WORDS OUT
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I'LL TYPE AS QUICK AS A FLASH
AND I'LL BE YOUR STENOGRAPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
by Dogmeat » Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:31 am
Tinhampton wrote:Pergamon wrote:
cleans his throat and starts to speak in the most magnificent german accent
Zat is a really good question. However, bevor I begin to explain, I want to take zom time to address a rumor floating around ze game. Zom of you have come to believe zat I like war. I wish to dash zese rumors, I do not like war.
I love war.
Zrough my time on NationStates I have discovered zo many forms of war!
You get up in ze morning, you start to check your GCR und you see zat a notable UCR, which consists of members zat work half as hard as you do, miraculously took over your GCR. Ze Userites then start to eject the natives and exploit the fruits of Feederite labor: Class War.
So you make it to the Rejected Realms, since you obviously got ejected - And you find out that ze Delegate in the Rejected Realms cannot eject you at all! Since you are already pretty frustrated und you just happen to take a puff of your one-hitter after a long and exhausting discussion with your cruel NPO overlord, your intoxicated mind comes up with the idea of a New Rejected Order. Then you prozeed to endotart till kingdom comes, accompanied by the whine of the rejects zat you're actually trying to coup their region: Tartwar
But zen, you realize that you're entirely lacking a banject button yourself in the Rejected Realms und all you can do is to suppress the messages of ze rejects. But zhose natives turn out to be resilient and drown the RMB with recurring messages to stop your tyranny und you actually find yourself in a hard spot to keep the messages supressed. Over and over and over again: Spam War
Even more frustrated, you try to enter the NSGP forums and explain your situation, but zen all of your fellow co-nations start to arguing about whatz right und whatz wrong by simultaneously trying to make each other look bad and/or to trigger a massive emotional reaction from posters: Baitwar
Actually, somebody pulls a threadjack argument that Kaiserreich is not a fascist region, which leads to Kaiserreich natives appearing and calling out ze NationStates forum population to be leftist degenerates: Flamewar
Ze more rule abiding nations of NationStates then post these flames into moderation which leads to a massive amount of redposts - and perhaps even some temporary bans for ze flamers, while ze other side tries to report ze bait: Modwar
You have enough of that topic and see what other content the gameplay forums have to offer. You stumble upon the ramblings of nations zat made moving from region A to region B their main purpose in zis game, some of them to take over entirely irrelevant UCRs and others that have dedicated themselves to the pointless task of just preventing zat: R/D war
Finally you get back to your own RMB und you decide to relax by posting to your fellow nations. But all you can see are two nations that textwall each other with official notifications from their fictional government members on how about they promise each other nuclear eradication: RP war
giggles maliciously
What I am telling you, my dear NationStates community, is that I am a purveyor of war.
And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal.
You see, I vant a simple war.
No Class War, no Tart War, no Spam War, no Baitwar, no Flame War, no R/D War, und certainly, no Mod War!
Vhat I vant is a war zhat only, I and my fellow countrymen can bring.
A true war!
A German war!
The sequel y'all ve been... oh..
Ehh... I got carried away. Apologies.
Zat should explain most of the forms of war in NationStates.
by The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:29 pm
by Elejamie » Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:39 pm
Shofercia wrote:The Two Jerseys wrote:I swear, it did sound like the guy who did the NBC play-by-play was saying "Cindy Crosby". Or maybe it was closer to "Sindney Crosby".
Either way, I never realized that "Sidney" was such a difficult name...
Clearly the NBC announcer should be warned for political nicknaming
by The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:23 pm
Bombadil wrote:Zanera wrote:
What? Are you saying that you don't think Mike is Doctor Manhattan?
I think a greater issue is the fact that Peru doesn't even exist, it's a made up country from Paddington Bear - who knows what's really going on in this administration.. why they have to keep making things up.
by Reploid Productions » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:01 pm
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Luziyca » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:02 pm
by Tinhampton » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:18 am
Eluvatar wrote:I am.. not actually a moderator.
by Zanera » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:38 am
Ifreann wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
Not really.
It's become relatively commonplace in the United States; it's far less common in other Anglophone countries. That's likely why several of the UK-based posters in this thread have expressed skepticism about this assertion.
And it's by no means universal in the United States. For example, it's still common for major professional archaeology societies - such as the one I serve as an editor for - to insist on AD / BC in their style guides.
Clearly these archaeology societies are living in the past.
by Estlobies » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:57 pm
Valgora wrote:I'm obsessed with socialism to a very healthy extent. I get my daily recommenced amount of socialism everyday.
by Tinhampton » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:50 am
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Auralia wrote:((OOC: I have no problem with GA authors assuming a strict MT baseline, and I generally do so in my own work. Accordingly, contemporary real world examples take primacy in terms of determining what constitutes an international issue and how best to go about dealing with it.))
TALKING SPACE CAT: Oh noes, but then (crying, tears roll down face) how will we accede to the demands of hyper-advanced nations with intergalactic travel which have subjugated all other life in their multiple universes? How will we then be able to reject without evidence, or reject with concocted make-believe evidence, the tangible results from the implementation of certain policies?! You mean to destroy the WA!
by Farnhamia » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:29 pm
by Genivaria » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:30 pm
Luminesa wrote:Zanera wrote:
You cannot win the French ladies (and monarchy) over without the guy with the raccoon-skin cap.
Jefferson: *Writing in his diary.* Day 30...I’m still in Paris. With Ben. Paris would be much better if we weren’t just here on a diplomatic mission...and well...I can’t complain about-
*Wine bottle breaks in the other room.*
Franklin: “WOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME!!!!!”
Jefferson: *Bangs on the wall.* “PIPE IT DOWN!...” I can’t complain about Ben...except when he’s-
Franklin: “WHERE THOSE FINE FRENCH BAGUETTES AT? LADIEEEEEEEES, DRINKS ON ME!!!!”
Jefferson: “BEN! FOR THE LOVE OF...oh wait, I’m a Deist...BEN SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO SLEEP.” *Bangs on the wall again.* ...Except when he thinks he’s Mike Sorrentino on the beaches of New Jersey, surrounded by too many women and as much wine as the amount of tea we threw in the harbor...If he wasn’t such a chum, I would be tempted to bring Hamilton...and I would rather go to Hell first...
Franklin: “LEMME SHOW YOU HOW THE FIRST POSTMASTER GENERAL GETS DOWN! I CALL THIS ONE THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION.”
*Bad Boy For Life by P Diddy plays in the other room. Girls are cheering and the bass is shaking the hotel.*
Jefferson: ...Perhaps I might also like to go deaf too, first... *Bangs on the wall.* “I’M TELLING GEORGE WHEN WE GET HOME.”
by Diarcesia » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:58 pm
Shwe Tu Colony wrote:Upper and Lower Egypt- wrote:Quick question I should have asked before. Is your capital even accessible by water? If not, I'll arrive by something else besides a royal barge.
I guess you don't want to barge in like that if the capital isn't coastal ;U. Anyways, I'll probably have my guy come in soon.
by Frieden-und Freudenland » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:14 pm
by Valgora » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:50 pm
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by The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:04 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:39 pm
Telconi wrote:Fartsniffage wrote:
How is injecting them with diseases in their best interest? The answer is it's not as simple as that, as you well know.
Phrasing can do a lot and you know I've been around long enough not to fall for that Gallo.
So what? Poverty is like a commicable disease? If you give them small doses of poor as children they'll develop antibodies against empty bank accounts?
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by Auze » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:16 pm
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by Reploid Productions » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:23 pm
Razzle Dazzle wrote:Lazarene Pilgrimage wrote:We have long been ostracised from NationStates communities. Surely we have the right to claim for our own a region named after one of our saints?
Indeed, just as soon as Osiris is seized by ancient Egyptian gods and Balder is taken over by the Rogaine Republic.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Wallenburg » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:10 pm
Frisbeeteria wrote:Avgrunden wrote:simply the low amount of time the draft spent in the forum?
"It's not soup until all of the other chefs have had a chance to pee in it. The GA has an awful lot of chefs, with an awful lot of pee. Next time, give the other chefs a shot at making changes, and actually listen to them. Some of those ideas may make the soup smell less like pee."
by The Federation of Kendor » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:59 pm
Baltenstein wrote:Absolutely, they give your population +4 happiness. I hate it when the AI tries to ban luxury goods via the world congress.
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.
Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.
by Petrasylvania » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:48 am
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Some people might take offense, because of the sexual imagery such a deviant act inevitably invokes. Other people are probably discovering something about themselves this very moment for exactly the same reason.
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