Atrilan wrote:British Empire Strikes Back wrote:1. You don’t have to be in Europe to join the EU, Cyprus is in Asia, and it is not in the Copenhagen Criteria. Morocco applied and was rejected in 1986, but it could work if Turkey has joined (did they join yet in this?)
2. Yeah well I have nukes (I’m not going to use them but they make other countries more afraid of you, typically at least).
3. If I do that, I probably won’t see much Resistance because Zimbabwe is in the toilet right now and I’m sure it will be in 10 years too.
4. Because we could probably get in easier than Morocco, and if you agreed to not interfere with Israel or any Levantine activities I would sponsor your application to join the EU. Also if you joined the EU, imagine all the cheap fucks who’d visit Morocco because you could undercut the prices in Ibiza and Italy.
5. Germany and Israel do not have the best history, but if I apply to join they pretty much have to let me in because of this history we have, but now our two nations get along at least IRL.
Whenever I said "Morocco is trying to drill into Europe," I meant he's working to become connected. He's trying to become a huge energy provider to the continent, trying to connect railways, and things of that nature. Essentially: He's trying to become a good hotspot for investment from Europe.
Cyprus is generally considered debated, some consider it European.
I would not let you into the European Union, the Holocaust isn't relevant when it comes to expansion of the EU.
Ok, I understand what you meant now.
I will concede that, but it is on the Asian tectonic plate.
If I got rid of settlements, etc, would I then be eligible to join because there is a lot off Co-operation between the EU and Israel and Israel is a very high tech country and the majority of Israelis support EU membership.