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-Survivors of Earth-
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Postby -Survivors of Earth- » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:48 pm

"But the Lord himself told me to purge all sinners of my Earth!" Father Atom said.

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Postby S i t k a » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:52 pm

-Survivors of Earth- wrote:"But the Lord himself told me to purge all sinners of my Earth!" Father Atom said.

"Really? When and how?"
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Postby -Survivors of Earth- » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:55 pm

S i t k a wrote:
-Survivors of Earth- wrote:"But the Lord himself told me to purge all sinners of my Earth!" Father Atom said.

"Really? When and how?"


"After the "Great Nuclear Purge" God sent me a vision of how I must clense the world of sin before his kingdom comes to destroy my Earth." Father Atom said.

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Postby Stattr » Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:04 pm

-Survivors of Earth- wrote:
S i t k a wrote:"Really? When and how?"


"After the "Great Nuclear Purge" God sent me a vision of how I must clense the world of sin before his kingdom comes to destroy my Earth." Father Atom said.

Stat hovered behind him. "Funny story Father."
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Postby S i t k a » Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:09 pm

-Survivors of Earth- wrote:
S i t k a wrote:"Really? When and how?"


"After the "Great Nuclear Purge" God sent me a vision of how I must clense the world of sin before his kingdom comes to destroy my Earth." Father Atom said.

"How can you be sure you weren't hallucinating? Plenty of people have thought they saw God and ended up being mistaken. There's more peaceful and productive ways to spread your faith. My family's had encounters with your sort. My mom's species got driven out of their country because Christians there thought it was their duty to 'purge' them, even though they hadn't done anything wrong."

Stattr wrote:
-Survivors of Earth- wrote:
"After the "Great Nuclear Purge" God sent me a vision of how I must clense the world of sin before his kingdom comes to destroy my Earth." Father Atom said.

Stat hovered behind him. "Funny story Father."

"Oh, hi Stat. Tell him you're a Goddess. I'd like to see his reaction if you can prove it."
The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
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Nantoraka
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Postby Nantoraka » Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:15 pm

-Survivors of Earth- wrote:
Nantoraka wrote:“Oh, crazy man.”



"I am not crazy dear child I am a man of God." Father Atom said.

“I’m 40 and immortal.”

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Postby Low bloods » Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:32 pm

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Low bloods wrote:"So you can drink, are you a vampire? You kind of remind me of my pal, Statt." He offers another drink as he lifts his helm to take a drink.

He takes another sip. "In truth, I don't really know what I am. Some have called me a demon. Some call me a devil. And the rare group call me an angel."

"Yeah I get demon and devil as well. Never angel though." He chuckles "That would be a new one, now for an important question. Do you have a name?"
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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:57 pm

Nantoraka wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:He takes another sip. "In truth, I don't really know what I am. Some have called me a demon. Some call me a devil. And the rare group call me an angel."

“Aren’t those the same thing.”

"I guess. I am just saying what I have been called. Doesn't matter to me if they are the same."

Low bloods wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:He takes another sip. "In truth, I don't really know what I am. Some have called me a demon. Some call me a devil. And the rare group call me an angel."

"Yeah I get demon and devil as well. Never angel though." He chuckles "That would be a new one, now for an important question. Do you have a name?"

"No. Not to my knowledge. I know that I once had one. But it has since been lost due to old age. I have a library of my journals from the years, and I suppose I could search through all of those to find it."

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Postby Low bloods » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:02 pm

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Nantoraka wrote:“Aren’t those the same thing.”

"I guess. I am just saying what I have been called. Doesn't matter to me if they are the same."

Low bloods wrote:"Yeah I get demon and devil as well. Never angel though." He chuckles "That would be a new one, now for an important question. Do you have a name?"

"No. Not to my knowledge. I know that I once had one. But it has since been lost due to old age. I have a library of my journals from the years, and I suppose I could search through all of those to find it."

"We have much in common my boy."
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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:04 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"I guess. I am just saying what I have been called. Doesn't matter to me if they are the same."


"No. Not to my knowledge. I know that I once had one. But it has since been lost due to old age. I have a library of my journals from the years, and I suppose I could search through all of those to find it."

"We have much in common my boy."

"Hm? Really?"

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Postby Galactic Collectivist States » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:05 pm

Nantoraka wrote:
-Survivors of Earth- wrote:

"I am not crazy dear child I am a man of God." Father Atom said.

“I’m 40 and immortal.”

"I'm 28 and I'm a soldier!"

A soldier says.
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:06 pm

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"We have much in common my boy."

"Hm? Really?"

"I assume you have lost the touch of time, it doesn't effect you as you have been around for many years but remain the same age in vision?"
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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:07 pm

Galactic Collectivist States wrote:
Nantoraka wrote:“I’m 40 and immortal.”

"I'm 28 and I'm a soldier!"

A soldier says.

"I am more than a thousand years old, and I have no idea what I am." The boy responds after appearing in front of the soldier out of nowhere.

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Postby Nantoraka » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:09 pm

Galactic Collectivist States wrote:
Nantoraka wrote:“I’m 40 and immortal.”

"I'm 28 and I'm a soldier!"

A soldier says.

“Welcome to the minority.”

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Postby Galactic Collectivist States » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:10 pm

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Galactic Collectivist States wrote:"I'm 28 and I'm a soldier!"

A soldier says.

"I am more than a thousand years old, and I have no idea what I am." The boy responds after appearing in front of the soldier out of nowhere.

"GAH!" The soldier drops his gun in surprise. "You startled me there. Huh, over a thousand years old?! Damn, I've only heard of a few individuals out there who can testify to that."

Nantoraka wrote:“Welcome to the minority.”

"Does it help for me to say that I'm totally normal in every possible way?"
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A collective regime of peace and love - levels of freedom and oppression will vary
Centrally planned AI economies and near post-scarcity combined with Soviet-era politics and aesthetic


UNIVERSAL TRUTH Central Committee announces that 10% economic growth has been achieved in 96 sectors this quarter | Atheism rates in core territories at 99.999999%, says Central Committee | 20,000 ships added to the new 194th Army group | Single StateSec Battlecruiser wipes out 200 pirate vessels

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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:10 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"Hm? Really?"

"I assume you have lost the touch of time, it doesn't effect you as you have been around for many years but remain the same age in vision?"

"I guess so..."

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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:11 pm

Galactic Collectivist States wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"I am more than a thousand years old, and I have no idea what I am." The boy responds after appearing in front of the soldier out of nowhere.

"GAH!" The soldier drops his gun in surprise. "You startled me there. Huh, over a thousand years old?! Damn, I've only heard of a few individuals out there who can testify to that."

"Yeah. It gets boring after a while I would not recommend it." The boy responds once again as he appears leaning on the left side of the soldier.

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Postby Galactic Collectivist States » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:13 pm

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Galactic Collectivist States wrote:"GAH!" The soldier drops his gun in surprise. "You startled me there. Huh, over a thousand years old?! Damn, I've only heard of a few individuals out there who can testify to that."

"Yeah. It gets boring after a while I would not recommend it." The boy responds once again as he appears leaning on the left side of the soldier.

"Well, I still have plenty of time left in mine, so I guess I got plenty to look forwards to!" The soldier beams, somewhat happy with himself.

"Holy s*** the quantum space-time monitors in my helmet are going haywire! Somebody stop that boy from warping around!" An annoyed gas-masked soldier says.
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Пан Универсала Колективисма Республико | Pan Universal Collectivist Republic
IC YEAR: 3280 CE / Year 730 Post-Revolution

A collective regime of peace and love - levels of freedom and oppression will vary
Centrally planned AI economies and near post-scarcity combined with Soviet-era politics and aesthetic


UNIVERSAL TRUTH Central Committee announces that 10% economic growth has been achieved in 96 sectors this quarter | Atheism rates in core territories at 99.999999%, says Central Committee | 20,000 ships added to the new 194th Army group | Single StateSec Battlecruiser wipes out 200 pirate vessels

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Postby Nantoraka » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:14 pm

Galactic Collectivist States wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"I am more than a thousand years old, and I have no idea what I am." The boy responds after appearing in front of the soldier out of nowhere.

"GAH!" The soldier drops his gun in surprise. "You startled me there. Huh, over a thousand years old?! Damn, I've only heard of a few individuals out there who can testify to that."

Nantoraka wrote:“Welcome to the minority.”

"Does it help for me to say that I'm totally normal in every possible way?"

“Welcome to the smallest minority.”
“I used to be normal until, well, aliens.”

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Galactic Collectivist States wrote:"GAH!" The soldier drops his gun in surprise. "You startled me there. Huh, over a thousand years old?! Damn, I've only heard of a few individuals out there who can testify to that."

"Yeah. It gets boring after a while I would not recommend it." The boy responds once again as he appears leaning on the left side of the soldier.

“Teleportation, woah.”

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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:15 pm

Galactic Collectivist States wrote:
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"Yeah. It gets boring after a while I would not recommend it." The boy responds once again as he appears leaning on the left side of the soldier.

"Well, I still have plenty of time left in mine, so I guess I got plenty to look forwards to!" The soldier beams, somewhat happy with himself.

"Holy s*** the quantum space-time monitors in my helmet are going haywire! Somebody stop that boy from warping around!" An annoyed gas-masked soldier says.

The boy giggles and teleports around the soldier in the gas mask, appearing in different locations (shoulders, behind him, in front of him, to the left of him, and ect.) "How are they now?"

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Postby Danceria » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:17 pm

A red robed man would walk in with a bearded and extremely tall scientist in tow. Both are looking at their monitors rather irritated.
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Postby Galactic Collectivist States » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:18 pm

Won Lillegoyercus wrote:The boy giggles and teleports around the soldier in the gas mask, appearing in different locations (shoulders, behind him, in front of him, to the left of him, and ect.) "How are they now?"

The gas masked soldier is really annoyed, and ends up taking off his helmet, revealing a rather typical looking caucasian man with brown hair.

"For god's sake please stop! If this helmet's systems are damaged Im gonna be reported for disorderly conduct."

The other soldier seems uninclined to do anything. "While I'm not gonna interfere, our helmets' AI could use a system update."
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Пан Универсала Колективисма Республико | Pan Universal Collectivist Republic
IC YEAR: 3280 CE / Year 730 Post-Revolution

A collective regime of peace and love - levels of freedom and oppression will vary
Centrally planned AI economies and near post-scarcity combined with Soviet-era politics and aesthetic


UNIVERSAL TRUTH Central Committee announces that 10% economic growth has been achieved in 96 sectors this quarter | Atheism rates in core territories at 99.999999%, says Central Committee | 20,000 ships added to the new 194th Army group | Single StateSec Battlecruiser wipes out 200 pirate vessels

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Postby Nantoraka » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:18 pm

Danceria wrote:A red robed man would walk in with a bearded and extremely tall scientist in tow. Both are looking at their monitors rather irritated.

“For god’s sakes, science up a chain and keep that teleporter over there still.”

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Postby Won Lillegoyercus » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:19 pm

Danceria wrote:A red robed man would walk in with a bearded and extremely tall scientist in tow. Both are looking at their monitors rather irritated.

The boy continues giggling and teleporting before stopping and falling from mid-air, landing on the floor and looking at the men.

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Postby Low bloods » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:19 pm

Nantoraka wrote:
Galactic Collectivist States wrote:"I'm 28 and I'm a soldier!"

A soldier says.

“Welcome to the minority.”

"Sike, that's actually only partially true most of the time."
Won Lillegoyercus wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I assume you have lost the touch of time, it doesn't effect you as you have been around for many years but remain the same age in vision?"

"I guess so..."

"Yeah I guess we are kind of similar. I'm at a non aging state my self with little to no reason for life. And you are in a similar situation except you just don't really know your purpose if you had one."
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