UK Politics Thread VII: Wake me DUP inside [can't wake UUP]

[Philjia]

At least you've had practice eating horse burgers.

Fucking radical republican agenda in action.

Well they need something to do while Stormont's still shut down.

[Kramanica]

Fuck, man. All you knife carriers better watch out.

[Fartsniffage]

Fuck, man. All you knife carriers better watch out.

No one cares. If you're carrying for a legal reason then you're golden. If you're carrying because you want to stab someone then you're in trouble.

[Kramanica]

Fuck, man. All you knife carriers better watch out.

No one cares. If you're carrying for a legal reason then you're golden. If you're carrying because you want to stab someone then you're in trouble.

I eagerly await the effectiveness of knife control.

How do you determine whose carrying it to stab someone, though. Do they have notes attached saying they're going to stab someone with them?

[Fartsniffage]

No one cares. If you're carrying for a legal reason then you're golden. If you're carrying because you want to stab someone then you're in trouble.

I eagerly await the effectiveness of knife control.

How do you determine whose carrying it to stab someone, though. Do they have notes attached saying they're going to stab someone with them?

You ask them. If they don't have a good, credible reason then you confiscate/arrest them.

[Kramanica]

I eagerly await the effectiveness of knife control.

How do you determine whose carrying it to stab someone, though. Do they have notes attached saying they're going to stab someone with them?

You ask them. If they don't have a good, credible reason then you confiscate/arrest them.

Does it apply to all knives (like butter knives) or, uh, just assault knives?

[Fartsniffage]

You ask them. If they don't have a good, credible reason then you confiscate/arrest them.

Does it apply to all knives (like butter knives) or, uh, just assault knives?

What good reason would someone have for carrying a butter knife?

[Kramanica]

Does it apply to all knives (like butter knives) or, uh, just assault knives?

What good reason would someone have for carrying a butter knife?

To spread butter with?

[Fartsniffage]

What good reason would someone have for carrying a butter knife?

To spread butter with?

If they have some bread and butter with them then they're fine.

[Kramanica]

To spread butter with?

If they have some bread and butter with them then they're fine.

Ah. Good, good. Common sense knife control. Very pleasing.

[Fartsniffage]

If they have some bread and butter with them then they're fine.

Ah. Good, good. Common sense knife control. Very pleasing.

I've walked the streets in the past with blades that would get you locked up for sure here. But I was also carrying the other things that made it clear I was carrying for good reason.

[Fartsniffage]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43694062

What a fucking shock.....

[The Huskar Social Union]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43694062

What a fucking shock.....

[Salandriagado]

You ask them. If they don't have a good, credible reason then you confiscate/arrest them.

Does it apply to all knives (like butter knives) or, uh, just assault knives?

All knives with a sharpened edge (so not butter knives) except for non-locking folding knives with a sharpened edge no more than 3 inches long.

[Ifreann]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

Well i would have been three so probably fucking around with legos or something.

[Vassenor]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

Well i would have been three so probably fucking around with legos or something.

I would've been six so probably much the same.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

At Primary School, so probably also throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to take part in group activities.

[Ifreann]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

At Primary School, so probably also throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to take part in group activities.

Well as the name suggests, it was Good Friday, so you might have been off school for Easter, throwing a tantrum at home.

Unless Easter holidays are Catholic decadence and good Protestant Britain doesn't hold with such things.

[Dumb Ideologies]

At Primary School, so probably also throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to take part in group activities.

Well as the name suggests, it was Good Friday, so you might have been off school for Easter, throwing a tantrum at home.

Unless Easter holidays are Catholic decadence and good Protestant Britain doesn't hold with such things.

Whoops. I am not a smart popsicle.

[Shamhnan Insir]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

Cloudy memories of a rugby game on Good Friday come to mind, so possibly I was pissing about on a field trying not to get crushed by an angry pack or other kids...?

[Ifreann]

Well as the name suggests, it was Good Friday, so you might have been off school for Easter, throwing a tantrum at home.

Unless Easter holidays are Catholic decadence and good Protestant Britain doesn't hold with such things.

Whoops. I am not a smart popsicle.

Clearly too many holidays.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Whoops. I am not a smart popsicle.

Clearly too many holidays.

Too many heretical papist holidays

[Philjia]

It's the 20th anniversary of the Good Friday Agreement! Pity there's no functioning NI government to celebrate it.

Meanwhile, NI's chief constable has said that some loyalist groups are now "just crime gangs". You don't fucking say?

[Philjia]

Where were you on this day twenty years ago, when the DUP started opposing the Good Friday Agreement?

I would have been about three and a half months old, so probably not up to much.