The 2nd Great War Between Nations [OPEN|MT]

[Piethrixia]

Acadia lvl 3 Interrogation level, Piethrixia

The interrogator walks into the room with the Snakestotskian officer handcuffed to the table.
"Lets try this again." "why were you ordered to retreat?".

The officer is silent.

He tazes the officer in the neck "WHY ARE YOU RETREATING?"

The officer spits in his face

He punches the officer in the face

He turns towards a one way glass window. "Do it"

Their body tenses up for a second then it goes limp.

"Get them out of here".

Two Privates drag the body to a nearby chute that leads to a furnace.

"NEXT"

[Sicaris]

Evander has chosen to support Piethrixia’s war efforts by supplying military hardware to them and their allies.
We will not enter the war as a combatant, regardless of what happens.

OOC - I find the enormous numbers of some nation’s armies ridiculous. South Acren, apparently you’ve got an army of 200+ Million soldiers. You do realize that it’s half of your nation’s population?

OOC: I have a larger military than South Acren lmao. 500 Million soldiers, which is 1/3 of my population.

[Evander]

Evander has chosen to support Piethrixia’s war efforts by supplying military hardware to them and their allies.
We will not enter the war as a combatant, regardless of what happens.

OOC - I find the enormous numbers of some nation’s armies ridiculous. South Acren, apparently you’ve got an army of 200+ Million soldiers. You do realize that it’s half of your nation’s population?

OOC: I have a larger military than South Acren lmao. 500 Million soldiers, which is 1/3 of my population.

OOC - I never said you didn't. I was pointing out South Acren, because supposedly having half your population in the military dramatically reduces the efficiency of everything in your country. Both of you have ridiculously large armies, considering that according to NSStats, Sicaris has a total of 19 million serving and South Acren has 10 million serving.

[Casvania]

The Smithtonians and Casvanians welcome the Snakestotzkan tanks, immediately shielding their newfound ally. With around 10 million troops numbering on each side, the two bordering nations' defense forces number 20 million. The Snakestotzkans are always welcome.

OOC- Smithtonia and Casvania both have populations of 183 million and counting. 10 million on each side are serving military. 9 million in Smithtonia are making munitions to deliver to allies. There are 14 million working in Casvania.

[Piethrixia]

OOC: My military could be bigger because of my 800 million population. Wait. Why is my military so small?

[Snakestotska]

General Lorain, giving a speech on live television.

"You know, I never thought I'd lose my own son. But even worse, I never thought he'd be killed by a coward interagator. I don't think Piethrexia realizes who their messing with. Their is a chip in every single Snakestoskan citizen. I watched what my son saw before he was killed. You better believe my daughter won't suffer the same fate."

Later, in Jako Mophy's Office

"Arnold, I have a plan. You know that "space gun". Why don't we steal it? And in the process, send a message to the SPF. Tell them their new mission is to kill Jacobus."

Operation Spati-Scappus has begun.

We also offer aid to Mya Friedman.

[Scussel]

Scussel launches a naval invasion against Uffian-controlled territory in Nepenisea.

[Snakestotska]

OOC: Also my army being ridiculously large is kind of it’s thing. I’m a state of mostly martial law, and I have a draft.

[Piethrixia]

Mass executions of Snakestotskian Peoples are done in the streets by gangs and other groups of people.
Even children are killed in the streets. The Executioners don't call them civilians they call them Terrorists,
and killers.


For an unknown reason (something to do with a spy being interrogated) The security around the Space beam weapons has been upped by ten levels. The cannons will always have at least 200 armed soldiers on board the stations at all times, and they will have at least two smaller classes of retributions armed with Heavy beam weapons.

[Luz de Libertados and St Esther]

Luz de Libertados and St. Esther, a small island nation hidden away north in Atlantic Ocean, watches on in worry. Much of the news is taken up by stuff about the Great War, and many citizens are anxious.
-
In the Leader’s Heart, a pub hidden away in the back alleys of Ciuluz, Suhanna Rhamiosa, the President looks silently at the TV.
“So. What are you going to do?” Asks the bartender.
“Stay neutral. No one will attack us, right? Besides. Our military of like, 8 people isn’t helping anyone anytime soon.” Suhanna replies.
“What if the attack our ships or... our ports? Remember, we export much of our food and resources to Scussel, our closest neighbour. And they’re in the war too,”
“I don’t know. We’ll just have to educate our citizens on how to survive bombings. Other than that, hope no one uses our neutrality against us...”

[Casvania]

"Oh dear. Innocents are being murdered. Like the last one 20 years ago. This was the only reason we fought back. We fought to keep the scary monsters known as Piethrixians from our children. That is why, today, Casvania enters the war on the side of Snakestotzka, South Acren, Scussel, and Nepenisea." During the Great War 20 years ago, Valentina saw her own niece "treated" and slaughtered by Piethrixians right before her eyes. She still remembers the screams. She won't let more innocent children fall to these sons and daughters of b!+€#es. "I will join my own army in battle. After all, it is for the Casvanians and Smithtonians."

[Snakestotska]

The SPF preps for launch. "You told that guy fake info, right Jako?"

"Yes, I hear he was interogated and they think we're going to steal the spaceship. Funny right."

"Yeah. We should launch in 8 minutes. Can you give us the plan one more time?'

"Yes. You are to launch the shuttle, but has cloak reflective panels, and we are going to jam their scanners. Then, you'll land on moon base Epsilon. We have been keeping it a secret for years, but now we can surprise them. Then, you'll use the laser MK 2 to cut the ship in half and *hem* do the thing."

He chuckles "Yes sir"

"Good luck, and be prepared."


30 minutes later...

"We have arrived at Upsilon. The laser MK 2 is charging, and will fire in T-minus 24 seconds. Just in time."

Mophy over radio: "Good job Hawking."

Sklyer Hawking cuts the space ship in two, and then continues to carve a phallic shape into the face of Piethrexia.

The laser overheats, and the moon base explodes.
Sklyler Hawking survives, but Barbara Jennings does not. The SPF is down a woman.

But Piethrexia is wounded. And the road to revenge begins.

Jako Mophy makes a point of not hitting civilian targets, and executes any Snakestotskan that does. He is convinced that he will not be the same as his former ally. Two wrongs do not make a right.

[The Socialist Nation of Arstotzka]

The Arstotzkans run across the battlefield, having decided to spontaneously join the war with their brothers in Snakestotzka. They are still recovering from yet another war with Kolechia, this time they won. The last time was a stalemate, with Grestin divided. They have now full control of Grestin. Now, they join the war. Gregor Ignavoki has declared an alliance with Snakestotzka and its allies.

[Snakestotska]

Reporter Ashton Fortunez

AN EMBASSY OF THE STOTZKA

The nation Casanavia is going to help us win this war, as well as the Smithonian, and Arstotzka in the flesh. This military force will be a formidable one. In other news, a weird laser from the sky carved an odd shape into Piethrexia. This is a family newspaper, so I cant describe the shape. But it is crude, and hard to believe any country would have the balls to do it.



OOC: See what I did there?

[Snakestotska]

Luz de Libertados and St. Esther, a small island nation hidden away north in Atlantic Ocean, watches on in worry. Much of the news is taken up by stuff about the Great War, and many citizens are anxious.
-
In the Leader’s Heart, a pub hidden away in the back alleys of Ciuluz, Suhanna Rhamiosa, the President looks silently at the TV.
“So. What are you going to do?” Asks the bartender.
“Stay neutral. No one will attack us, right? Besides. Our military of like, 8 people isn’t helping anyone anytime soon.” Suhanna replies.
“What if the attack our ships or... our ports? Remember, we export much of our food and resources to Scussel, our closest neighbour. And they’re in the war too,”
“I don’t know. We’ll just have to educate our citizens on how to survive bombings. Other than that, hope no one uses our neutrality against us...”

Jako Mophy notices a country watching from the sides. He incourages them not to join, for Piethrexia would crush them, and he does not want that to happen to his friends.

OOC: This alliance should be called the Stotzka. For we all hail from Arstotzka.

[The Socialist Nation of Arstotzka]

Luz de Libertados and St. Esther, a small island nation hidden away north in Atlantic Ocean, watches on in worry. Much of the news is taken up by stuff about the Great War, and many citizens are anxious.
-
In the Leader’s Heart, a pub hidden away in the back alleys of Ciuluz, Suhanna Rhamiosa, the President looks silently at the TV.
“So. What are you going to do?” Asks the bartender.
“Stay neutral. No one will attack us, right? Besides. Our military of like, 8 people isn’t helping anyone anytime soon.” Suhanna replies.
“What if the attack our ships or... our ports? Remember, we export much of our food and resources to Scussel, our closest neighbour. And they’re in the war too,”
“I don’t know. We’ll just have to educate our citizens on how to survive bombings. Other than that, hope no one uses our neutrality against us...”

Jako Mophy notices a country watching from the sides. He incourages them not to join, for Piethrexia would crush them, and he does not want that to happen to his friends.

OOC: This alliance should be called the Stotzka. For we all hail from Arstotzka.

Indeed. We hereby call the alliance the STOTZKAN Entente.

[The Smithtonian States]

Though the Smithtonians are a peaceful people, we enter the war to counteract the murder of innocents. They are not acceptable casualties. They are victims of barbarians who abuse their power.

[Piethrixia]

Nuclear Military base, unknown Location, 24:00 hrs

Giant hatches open all over the ground , And Huge missiles lift themselves up.
"T minus ten seconds" Says a robotic voice
" 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Launching"
The twenty Large thermonuclear missiles launch into the sky and head towards their targets. five for Snakestotska, four for Arstotzka, five for Nepenisea, The rest are for smaller countries.

The prime minister sends a message to the leaders of all the enemy countries. "Told you so."

[Marfe]

Do you mind if I join?
Marfe has more nuclear weapons than needed and our science team is willing to colaborate with any foreign research team.

[Piethrixia]

OOC: You can join us! We have lots of nukes!

[Nepenisea]

Over five hundred nukes hit Piethrixia.
OOC: Piethrixia, don't act like the OP. Marfe, you can join.

[New Cospus]

New Cospus, still cautious and gathering its footing after being newly founded out of the Omnan dictatorship, becomes increasingly nervous with the international hostilities and tensions. They anxiously declare themselves as neutral, and begin setting up refugee camps around the respective battlefields, whilst also engaging in a foreign aid campaign.

[Snakestotska]

Jako Mophy under his breath:
“Nukes. They launched nukes. I guess we need to be more abrasive. Drop the Tsar Bomba 2.0 on their largest military target, and set up Nuclear SAMS EVERYWHERE”

[Evander]

Search and Rescue teams are mobilized along the border to prepare for the flood of refugees following the nuclear attacks of various nations.

[Snakestotska]

To all foreign powers looking to aid in this war: know that Piethrexia is a killer of civilians. They purposely hit our civilian targets with nuclear warheads. They started the nuclear part of this war. They are manic.


The SPF, with a new member, Barbara Lorain, hides in the bushes outside of a Piethrexian parliament building. Sniper rifle in hand, they decide that discreet assasinations are for wimps. They will have immediate extraction from a Snakestotskan sympathizer, and if not, cyanide capsules. They poin a guided rocket launcher at the door, waiting for the leader to come out.

OOC: Piethrexia please finish. Don’t deliberately make yourself win too. When I cut your spaceship in half, I made my moon base blow.