Babies for Sale

[Chill beats LLC]

"Selling babies is hilarious, dudes. War isn't the answer. Completely un-chill. If it were the answer, I'd just like, wake up my boy Azathoth." -DJ Doug, station manager

[Siberai]

-snip-

"Oh, you racist, drunken idiot, I am home. Go back to Andromeda, actually, so YOU go back home. How pathetic that a leader wastes himself with alcohol publicly..."
- Lune III

"There's a reason I'm like this..it's because I'm insecure as hell. I'm actually quite enjoying ya, you teuton beut...ah...did...I say zhat out loud?..."
- Still Drunk Miroslav

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

OOC: screw this leaving before mods come

[Teutonican Empire]

"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

“YOU FUCKIN’ WOT, MATE? IMMA SHOVE YOUR HENTAI-ASS TENTACLES INTO YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH AND IT’LL STAY LIKE THAT FOR A WEEK!“ -Governor Shang

"You humans and your racial slurs. Are you drunk too?"
- Lune III

[Main Nation Ministry]

This thread is a comedy, a dark social experiment, and a lesson in economics all wrapped in one.

Sums everything up.

[Hammer Britannia]

Ok, that's it. Buy something or scram. ALL OF 'YE. EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO

[Chill beats LLC]

Ok, that's it. Buy something or scram. ALL OF 'YE. EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO

"Where are my Smurfs at, dude?" -DJ Doug, station manager

[Arkeyana]

OOC: screw this leaving before mods come

Same, seeya.

[Siberai]

Nation's Name: Siberai
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Give me a girl.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: make it squick.

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Siberai
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Give me a girl.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: make it squick.

Accepted, but with mild concern

[Teutonican Empire]

*lune slides out tf of here*

[Nepenisea]

Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

I do have a supplier you know... it's in vain


Accepted anyways.

[The United Artherian Federation]

Nation's Name: Artheria
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Equal male and female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None with mental retardation or physical disabilities.
(OOC: I sure as hell shouldn't be getting condemned for this, were putting them up for adoption.)

[Slithen]

Nation's Name: Slithen.
How many babies?: 1000.
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Mixed Ethnicity/Race; 100% Female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Use the tech and/or whatever other powers you have at your disposal to test the genetic value of your babies and give me the finest 1000 female ones you have; "genetic value" refers to selecting babies that will be healthy and strong from top to bottom while having excellent peak features - basically, each baby should be the equivalent of the "jackpot of the genetic lottery".

We'll obviously pay extra for your effort.

Thank you!

[Gospel Power]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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How many babies?:
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?:
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:

Abomination, soon all of this atrocity will be no more

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Artheria
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Equal male and female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None with mental retardation or physical disabilities.
(OOC: I sure as hell shouldn't be getting condemned for this, were putting them up for adoption.)

Nation's Name: Slithen.
How many babies?: 1000.
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Mixed Ethnicity/Race; 100% Female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Use the tech and/or whatever other powers you have at your disposal to test the genetic value of your babies and give me the finest 1000 female ones you have; "genetic value" refers to selecting babies that will be healthy and strong from top to bottom while having excellent peak features - basically, each baby should be the equivalent of the "jackpot of the genetic lottery".

We'll obviously pay extra for your effort.

Thank you!

Accepted

[Socialist Federal Slavia]

Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

[Hammer Britannia]

Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

no u

[Hiram Land]

Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking

Accepted, That will total to 750,000,000 bucks expect them tomorrow

Nation's Name: Hiram Land
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will put these babies up for adoption, and condemn your nation for human trafficking.

As in current stock, OK, that will be 6000 Bucks, please.

6000 bucks delivered.

[Mzeusia]

What will happen to the babies if they do not get bought?

[Hammer Britannia]

What will happen to the babies if they do not get bought?

They will be bought, one way or another.

[The Archregimancy]

I accept that some of the back and forth in this thread has been banter, but we seem to have overstepped a line on this page.

Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

Socialist Federal Slavia *** warned for flaming. ***

I see no reason why you'd come into an RP thread to post solely for the purpose of insulting the OP.

Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

no u

Hammer Britannia, informal strong slap on the wrist; someone with your warning record shouldn't be replying to this type of post. Ignore it rather than reacting with posts that might be seen as a retaliatory attack on the person attacking you.


I won't be locking the thread; the topic is valid RP.

[Slithen]

Accepted

Thank you! When is delivery and when do we pay? How much extra is needed?

[Hammer Britannia]

Accepted

Thank you! When is delivery and when do we pay? How much extra is needed?

500k

expect them tomorrow.