Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!

[Bombadil]

How bout Rosenstien though, what if Trump fires him? Then he could get a guy who would be more loyal in there. He couldn't have the guy fire Mueller, a la Nixon, but couldn't the new person there do everything in their power to slow down the investigation?

There's a conversation around the line of succession similar to 'at what point to you get to someone reasonable if Trump is impeached' given Pence is not ideal.

Given Rebecca Brand resigned.. if Rosenstein is fired the next in line is the Solicitor General, a guy called Noel Francisco - I suspect he's thinking 'man, I really don't want to get pulled into this, I like my anonymous life'.

[New Emeline]

How bout Rosenstien though, what if Trump fires him? Then he could get a guy who would be more loyal in there. He couldn't have the guy fire Mueller, a la Nixon, but couldn't the new person there do everything in their power to slow down the investigation?

There's a conversation around the line of succession similar to 'at what point to you get to someone reasonable if Trump is impeached' given Pence is not ideal.

Given Rebecca Brand resigned.. if Rosenstein is fired the next in line is the Solicitor General, a guy called Noel Francisco - I suspect he's thinking 'man, I really don't want to get pulled into this, I like my anonymous life'.

Pence as president gives me the willies.

[Bruke]

How bout Rosenstien though, what if Trump fires him? Then he could get a guy who would be more loyal in there. He couldn't have the guy fire Mueller, a la Nixon, but couldn't the new person there do everything in their power to slow down the investigation?

There's a conversation around the line of succession similar to 'at what point to you get to someone reasonable if Trump is impeached' given Pence is not ideal.

Given Rebecca Brand resigned.. if Rosenstein is fired the next in line is the Solicitor General, a guy called Noel Francisco - I suspect he's thinking 'man, I really don't want to get pulled into this, I like my anonymous life'.

There's a massive difference between Pence and Trump of course, Pence being a more conventional Republican.

And besides, after Trump, the bar will be so low... all he would have to do is not be friendly to the Russians.

[Camicon]

How to get hired by Trump: Forward a wackado theory that makes him look like a victim.

This whole thing is going to get ten times more exasperating if they amp up the deep state conspiracy theory bullshit.

So if I send him some stories across Twitter that people are conspiring against him on social media, or some shit, you're telling me I'll get a job?

I mean, it probably pays better than whatever I'm doing now. I'd consider it.

Yo! Trump! Send some of that swamp money my way! I'll bitch at people on Twitter for you!

[New Emeline]

Alex Jones for new press secretary when?

[Mujahidah]

Alex Jones for new press secretary when?

Honestly? Who cares anymore? Full support.

[New Emeline]

Alex Jones for new press secretary when?

Honestly? Who cares anymore? Full support.

I’m always in favor of more gay frog coverage.

[Bombadil]

Honestly? Who cares anymore? Full support.

I’m always in favor of more gay frog coverage.

On the This American Life podcast they had a section with Sean Spicer defending walls to reporters, he was like..

"This picture is a levy wall and that's a bollard wall"
"It's a chain?"
"Technically it's called a levy wall"
"No but it's just a chain, and those are just some bollards"
"I think you mean bollard wall"
"No, they're bollards"

It was as surreal as anything Alex Jones says.. I think if one gave up on any pretence of seriousness then press secretary might be rather fun.

[Mujahidah]

I’m always in favor of more gay frog coverage.

On the This American Life podcast they had a section with Sean Spicer defending walls to reporters, he was like..

"This picture is a levy wall and that's a bollard wall"
"It's a chain?"
"Technically it's called a levy wall"
"No but it's just a chain, and those are just some bollards"
"I think you mean bollard wall"
"No, they're bollards"

It was as surreal as anything Alex Jones says.. I think if one gave up on any pretence of seriousness then press secretary might be rather fun.

This actually happened...

The reporter was from Breitbart, so no surprise they have no understanding of reality and how infrastructure works.

[The Rich Port]

At the rate they’re firing people, I might get a job at the White House...

Until you're inevitably part of the Deep State investigation.

Also, to the asshole whacko who proposed the deep state:

I MADE THAT JOKE FIRST. STOP STEALING MY JOKES AND MAKING THEM INTO REAL, EMBARRASING IDEAS, TRUMP SUPPORTERS. CUT ME A FUCKING CHECK FIRST.

[The Rich Port]

Until you're inevitably part of the Deep State investigation.

Also, to the asshole whacko who proposed the deep state:

I MADE THAT JOKE FIRST. STOP STEALING MY JOKES AND MAKING THEM INTO REAL, EMBARRASING IDEAS, TRUMP SUPPORTERS. CUT ME A FUCKING CHECK FIRST.

Mom get the camera.

YOUR CAMERA IS A FEMINAZI

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

Alex Jones for new press secretary when?

Infowars is the new Breitbart.

Except with more conspiracies, I guess?

At the rate they’re firing people, I might get a job at the White House...

At this rate of people being fired, non-Americans can get a job at the White House.

[The Rich Port]

Alex Jones for new press secretary when?

Infowars is the new Breitbart.

Except with more conspiracies, I guess?

At the rate they’re firing people, I might get a job at the White House...

At this rate of people being fired, non-Americans can get a job at the White House.

Probably since Breitbart is a liberal rag now. No really. Look at the comment section of that video of the Breitbart reporter asking about the fence wall.

Oh man if only I could get a job in the Trump administration I'd push through a bill funding waifu robot research.

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

Infowars is the new Breitbart.

Except with more conspiracies, I guess?


At this rate of people being fired, non-Americans can get a job at the White House.

Probably since Breitbart is a liberal rag now. No really. Look at the comment section of that video of the Breitbart reporter asking about the fence wall.

Oh man if only I could get a job in the Trump administration I'd push through a bill funding waifu robot research.

Oh, I don't read Breitbart (since it's too right-wing for me, but mostly because the news are pretty much will be very biased to right-wing and Trump), but if it is really turned to liberal rag (biased)....well, that's a downhill journey for the once-right-wing news channel, right?

Uh, I do think you can get a job for funding waifu robot research if you ask for support from the central backer of waifu robot, Japan.

[Valrifell]

Honestly? Who cares anymore? Full support.

I’m always in favor of more gay frog coverage.

Tbh, he probably wouldn't be the wackiest press secretary Trump has had.

You can't beat The Mooch.

[Salandriagado]

is there a 2020 megathread yet?

It would be too big.

And CTOAN would have to shoot a puppy.

[Thermodolia]

is there a 2020 megathread yet?

Just a few more years

Don’t remind me.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

How to get hired by Trump: Forward a wackado theory that makes him look like a victim.

This whole thing is going to get ten times more exasperating if they amp up the deep state conspiracy theory bullshit.

Clearly, that lawyer is part of the "Best people" group.

[Washington Resistance Army]

is there a 2020 megathread yet?

Just a few more years

Tis probably gonna start next year in all honesty. Hooray!

[Corrian]

No breaks from elections in America!

[Mujahidah]

No breaks from elections in America!

CHOO CHOO!

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

No breaks from elections in America!

It's just going to keep happening.

[Mujahidah]

No breaks from elections in America!

It's just going to keep happening.

Honestly, as a politics aficionado, I'm quite loving this.

As a person its actual political opinions its painful af to watch the current president, though.

[Ifreann]

Just a few more years

Tis probably gonna start next year in all honesty. Hooray!

Trump never really stopped campaigning.

We've finally done it. Constant election season.

[Valrifell]

Tis probably gonna start next year in all honesty. Hooray!

Trump never really stopped campaigning.

We've finally done it. Constant election season.

You madmen!