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Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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by Talchyon » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:48 am
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Zjaum » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:14 am
The Bible is the written Word of God and can be used as the ultimate authority on the Christian faith.
by Talchyon » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:04 pm
Zjaum wrote:Memphis, Tennessee
The tap of a glass was heard over the microphone speakers. "Good evening, everyone. My name is Charles Whitaker, and I'm your host for tonight. I'd like to thank everyone for coming; we have delegations from all fifty states here! Before we commence with more serious matters, I'd like to propose a toast to the success of this conference." He raised his glass, to be met with mildly friendly reception. Sure, everyone wanted the evening to go well, but "success" needed better definition before things went going on. Still, it was good champagne (slash white grape juice, for the prohibitionists in the corner), so they toasted all the same. During this time, the director received a text from his department: "Pope Francis just endorsed dissidents, cardinals furious," followed by a gun emoji pointed at an angry face emoji.
Director Whitaker sighed took a brief moment to review his words before speaking. Hopefully nobody else knew that early, and it was best just to ignore it. There was a lot that he wanted to say and a lot that would have sent major individuals storming out of the conference hall. Those two categories overlapped, so he made sure to omit his personal feelings on the matter. "If you look at your brochure, we have a list of topics to go over [because if we let you gentlemen choose the topics yourselves, we'd never get anywhere]. We'd like to start with establishing some basic truths about the Christian faith, concepts that the whole church can get behind. This way, everyone can develop a spirit of amity, and [all you religious freaks] all the representatives here can walk out of here having reached conclusion on something."
There was a lot of murmuring, as pastors perused the list of topics. Murmurs of "Of course" and "Of course not" were heard as pastors perused baptism, mysticism, predestination, and other controversial topics. "Now, this conversation can go anywhere, but I'll start us off with the infallibility of the Bible. So, we've made a statement:" Whitaker posted a sentence on the board, stating simply:The Bible is the written Word of God and can be used as the ultimate authority on the Christian faith.
Charles Whitaker was proud of what his team had concocted. They'd even eliminated the "in its entirety" after "Word of God," just in case. Even still, a number of pastors were whispering amongst themselves. Well, sure, most thought it was true, but it could easily be used to pin their respective arguments or grievances in their respective corners. Whitaker's mild smile faded when he didn't see the concord he expected. He adjusted the microphone. "All right, um, we'd love to hear speakers on this topic. If there are any experts on this subject [you should all be experts on this subject], we'd love to listen to what you have to say!" A mild nervous sweat.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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