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Postby Schottia » Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:02 am

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Part Four.

The Future.


Unlike the other two occasions, Connie did not manage to find sleep after the Spirit brought her back to the inn. She sat in the same wicker chair where Mr Hanson's ghost had sat, by the electric fire, and pondered what she had seen. She wondered how she could change, whether she had the strength of resolve, and above all, whether any of this was even real. She feared above all else what the third and final Spirit would show her, and hoped beyond hope that her decision to change would be enough to soften the visions from the future.

She had apologies to make, whatever happened, and whether she were being haunted, or just doped up to the eyeball, it didn't change the fact that she now wanted to run straight round to Ross' house say sorry for the way she had over reacted in the car.

That was it! That was what she would indeed do. There was no point waiting for another Spirit, she had learned her lesson and was unlikely to be such a miserable cunt ever again. (It wasn't impossible, of course, but her cuntiness had definitely been placated somewhat.) She checked her previously sodden clothes, which were now damp, but bordering on wearable. Dumping the dressing gown on the floor she pulled her garments back on, the socks being by far the least comfortable, and her wet shoes a close second. She considered texting Ross to ask for directions, but it was a small village, and an ungodly hour; she'd just look for his car. The walk would likely do her a power of good anyway. She had had enough shocks for one life time, and there wasn't a moment to lose. The Spirits, however, had other plans for her.

Connie was at the door of the hotel room when happened. The wall in front of her slowly dissolved into a black sooty vapour, as she was gripped by a terror worse than before. She stumbled backwards, as the mist now spread, engulfing the floor, and spreading to the walls. When she finally pulled herself back upright she was alone in a world of darkness, her own body the only thing left illuminated as she stared around desperately for something she recognised. She must have remained like this for only a few minutes, but it felt like days -- too frightened to move, too startled to speak.

Gradually - as if her eyes were merely adjusting focus - Connie became aware of the fact that they were in a room. It was a room that she did not recognise at first, but slowly, as more of the surroundings came into focus, it became apparent that it was populated by her belongings. She rushed to the window and looked outside. It didn't look like Whitehaven or anywhere in Ceni, or Schottia. It was a small studio flat - untidy, but when was her home ever not? There was a stench though, a smell she was unfamiliar with. It wasn't like the usual old bags of rubbish and pizza boxes, but like something was dead and rotting.

She ran to the door, colliding with a pile of beer bottles, at least one of which must have been full, as beer quickly soaked her already wet feet, as it poured over the hard wood floor.

She tugged at the handle, but the door was locked. Connie looked round the room once more. There was a shadow of dread hanging over the place, a presence which sent her heart racing. She needed to get out.

Once more she heaved at the door, and all of a sudden it sprung open, sending her tumbling back into the room. Collapsing into the pile beer bottles, there was an ear-splitting crash of broken glass, sent splintering in all directions. After checking to see if she had been injured, Connie looked back towards the door, which to her horror was filled by that same presence of dread, now having taken physical form. A tall hooded figure barred her exit, and took a step across the threshold, sending Connie scampering backwards for dear life.

'Spirit? Spirit Number Three?' While the ghoul's face was hidden, it still had a stare which was impossible to bear. Connie didn't know what else to do but recoil as it stood sentinel over her.

'This is the future, I know.' She muttered from her cowered position. 'You want to show me what a mess I'd live in if push all my friends away..?' The Spirit made no response. 'This isn't Ceni right..? Or Schottia..? I get that, I'm playing in some backwater league in some fucking hellhole...' Again the Spirit was unmoved. 'I get it,' She tried to continue through trembling lips. 'In this version of the future, where nothing changes, I end up pissing away my career, I'm like some sort of drunken thirty-year-old, who just wallows in their own filth..?'

As Connie looked around the room desperate for clues, the full horror of the situation began to unfold. Evidence of drug use could be seen, there was a gap where a TV had once sat, and had perhaps been recently sold or stolen. The dishes in the sink had clearly been there for longer than just one night, and flies buzzed around noisily, eating the left over’s, and no doubt laying their eggs in the water.

'You win, okay... You've scared the shit out of me. There's no way I'm going to go back to the way things were.' She frantically paced the room, disgusted by what she saw. 'I've already changed - you've done it, good job - now send me back. Look I'm all better, all happy, la-la-la-la. Merry Mid-Winter!'

The Spirit held its position, as unmovable as a stone pillar. Connie knew there was something else she needed to see, something told her that there something bigger she was meant to witness. 'I won't let this happen.' She sobbed, as she continued to search the room. 'Don't worry.'

Eventually she found what she was looking for, yet had hoped not to uncover. 'This isn't certain..?' She had known before she reached the bathroom, that the image of her own destruction lay beyond. How long had her body lain there - been left to lie there? The answer was simple: no one cared, and it was going to remain there a good while longer. This was why there was no football equipment in the flat; she hadn't played in years by the looks of things. The worst part of all was the fact that the lifeless remains in front of her did not belong to some aged has-been, they were of a young woman only a few years older than she was now. The clock was ticking.

'Please give me a chance to change...' Connie buried her face in her hands as she continued to weep. Of all the scenes she had been confronted with tonight, this was the one that filled her with the most despaired, yet it was the only one that could be changed. Perhaps the Spirit wanted to show her what lay at the end of the path she was currently on; a path she now needed to alter. 'Please give me a chance to change...'

Schottia 4-2 San Jose Guayabal @ Cove Port
Line-up: Gould, Hordern, M.Killanen, Paul, M.Ünterhausen, Conjure (Bánach), Stenberg, Coultan, Rudden, E.Killanen (Soria-Luna), Martel-Burns (Curren)
Goals: Martel-Burns, Stenberg, E.Killanen, Curren


After narrowly defeating South Covello, it was a much altered Schottia side, which took to the field to face San Jose Guayabal. Stephen Paul came in for the suspended Gareth Souter, Molly Killanen made a rare start in place of Paul Doig, while Line Stenberg, Chloe Rudden and Kim Coultan were all brought back into the starting eleven.

Schottia's opponents could not be written off, but there was no doubting the fact that this wasn't the SJG of old. The Mountaineers weren't flawless through qualifying, and their young side huffed and puffed their way through the group stages. Schottia would need to keep their wits about them, but looking at some of the last-sixteen fixtures they avoided, this wasn't a bad draw.

The match started out fairly open, which suited the Schottic high-tempo passing game. Evelyn Conjure and Eoin Killanen were particular effective early, putting the central defence of Julio Navas and Armando Coronel under a lot of pressure. Schottia had the better of the opening exchanges, and deservedly took the lead on 22 minutes, when Corinne Martel-Burns turned a Chloe Rudden cross past Ricardo Costa. Schottia doubled their lead on the half hour mark, as the Auks were in danger of looking comfortable for the first time in these finals. Line Stenberg skipped past the challenge of Óscar Chávez, before rampaging into the box and unleashing a fearsome strike into the bottom corner. The Kingsgrove midfielder is really starting to make a name for herself in this Schottia side, and the goal will do her reputation no harm at all.

It would have been foolish to think that SJG were out of this though, and they came back strongly in the second half, with Eliseo Salomón missing an excellent chance before Marco Palacios pulled one back for the side. There was an edgy ten minutes after the goal went in, however, Eoin Killanen restored their lead with a deflected effort from the edge of the box. A forth goal from substitute Lucy Curren put the result beyond any doubt, as the Hondo star's pace allowed her to get in behind the back line, before neatly tucking the ball past Costa. Lionel Mah will have been a little disappointed, by the way Schottia conceded a late goal to Alianza'a Kevin Santos, but at 4-2, it made little difference to the outcome.

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Postby Turori » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:03 pm

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Cocoabo Squad on Equal Footing with Citizens



Turori's National Cocoabo Squad [1] Brenecia [0] (After Extra Time)

After a slow start in Drawkland with a loss to Cosumar and a draw against the hosts Drawkland, Turori's National Cocoabo Squad has flocked into form with an advancement securing win over Cassadaigua and a clinically executed Extra-Time knockout round victory over Brenecia.

The changes were minor to the Cocoabo lineup going into the match after a comfortable win over Cassadaigua to close out the action in Group A play but they were looking to regain a bit of their defensive prowess that had carried the Turori National Team through the qualification and they got exactly that holding Brenecia without a goal over 120 minutes of play.

There was nothing to separate the sides through a nervy opening ninety minutes of action where the two defensive-minded teams lived up to their reputations. Over 36 combined games of qualification play, Brenecia and Turori combined to concede just 15 goals with Brenecia conceding just 9 for an average of one every 2 games while the combined efforts of Turori's Cocoabo Squad and Citizen Squad in the midst of their own mini competition conceded a grand total of just 6 goals - an average of one every 3 games and perhaps even more impressively conceded no goals over the final 8 games of play with the Cocoabo and Citizen Squad's combining for 8 consecutive shutout performances to close out the qualifiers.

While both teams had conceded at an above-average rate in the group stage they were back on track as the knockout rounds began, the match proceeding past normal time with neither side having to feel great about their offensive opportunities but both teams likely getting a boost in the confidence of their defensive corps.

As the Extra time period entered its final 15 minute session, the nerves on the Turori bench were apparent. Not in the players, but in the staff. The Cocoabo famously romped through the field in the 69th Cup of Harmony marching to the Semi-Final stage before falling to Qasden in a penalty shootout. It was later revealed that the Cocoabo - contesting their first major internationstatal competition after graduating from their initial Cocoabo Enrichment and Enhancement Project, had never spent any time practicing penalty kicks.

Did they have time while traveling to the Planet Sonnel to practice Penalty Kicks? Or where they once again going to come out flat footed if the match reached the 120th minute without a deciding goal?

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Thankfully for the Cocoabo Squad, the answer to that question would get to wait at least one more round as they were finally able to break the deadlock as Cocoabo #59 - perhaps getting away with a bit of a beak on his marker Anaximander Scrivener, was the first to the corner kick played in by Cocoabo #46 and put the ball just out of reach of Myrmidon's Mathis Woodgate.

The Brenecian's had the wind torn out of their sails as they had survived the Group of Death beating former World Champions Vilita and Pasarga in the process only to crash out as the referee blew the full time whislte sending Turori's National Cocoabo Squad to the World Cup 79 Quarter Finals.

The win had massive implications for the Turori National Team as all of a sudden the Cocoabo - who some saw as a mere publicity stunt - an experiment and a novelty that would before too long be cast aside so things could return to the status quo - these Cocoabo now found themselves on par with every great Turorian team that had come before them. They had just defeated the very team that had defeated Turori's long time Colonial Rivals Vilita in the Group Stage to Top Group D. Now they were advancing to the Quarter Finals to match the deepest run in a World Cup Final accomplished by any Turorian National Team that had come before them. Already there were doubts as to wheter another Citizen v. Cocoabo competition would even be necessary ahead of World Cup 80. Now, however, with the chance to become the first Turori National Team to ever win a World Cup Quarter Final matchup, The Cocoabo had the chance to etch in stone their legacy in the history of sport in Turori.


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Cocoabo Squad v. Brenecia:
Pos :: Identification : Home
GK :: ( Cocoabo #85 ) : Cocoabo Forest
DEF :: ( Cocoabo #59 ) : Cocoabo Forest [GOAL! 117']
DEF :: ( Cocoabo #57 ) : Cocoabo Forest >> 45' ( Cocoabo #58 )
DEF :: ( Cocoabo #53 ) : Cocoabo Forest
MID :: ( Cocoabo #61 ) : Cocoabo Forest
MID :: ( Cocoabo #64 ) : Cocoabo Forest
MID :: ( Cocoabo #46 ) : Cocoabo Forest
MID :: ( Cocoabo #62 ) : Cocoabo Forest
AMC :: ( Cocoabo #71 ) : Cocoabo Forest >> 45' ( Cocoabo #65 )
FOR :: ( Cocoabo #91 ) : Cocoabo Forest
FOR :: ( Cocoabo #99 ) : Cocoabo Forest




Statistically speaking, the World Cup Finals have been anomalous for the Cocoabo Squad. While the gave up 2 goals to a strong Vanorian side on the opening matchday of World Cup 79 Qualifying, from that point on the Cocoabo were defensive stalwarts. In fact, in the 8 matches that the Cocoabo contested after the defeat to Valanora they would give up just a single goal - a consolation tally netted against them in a 3-1 victory over Tinhampton on matchday 9. The Cocoabo didn't give up any goals in the second half of World Cup 79 Qualifying ending their campaign with 5 straight shutout performances.

After giving up just 3 goals in World Cup qualifying many expected the Cocoabo to put up a similar defensive exposition in the World Cup finals and uphold Turori's reputation as inheritants of the Karelan Shield. Perhaps it was the intergalactic travel, encounters with Space Pirates who other unknown factors but after just two matches in the Group Stage the Cocoabo had already equalled the total amount of goals they had conceded throughout the whole of the qualifying campaign. Following their high scoring victory over Cassdaigua, the Cocoabo had conceded another two goals raising questions as to whether changes would be seen on the typically unbreakable defensive line heading into even more difficult matches during the knockout round.

Changes were indeed made for the Round of 16 victory over Brenecia as Cocoabo #59 was drafted in place of Cocoabo #58 to lead the defensive corps. The change was subtle but perhaps effective as the highly anticipated Octo-final clash was a textbook Karelan outing, with no goals scored by either side over 90 minutes and the Cocoabo Squad ultimately victorious in Extra Time after a headed goal off a corner kick from none other than the difference maker Cocoabo #59.

Getting goals from the defenders was not something new for the Cocoabo Squad, however, who worked fevereshly on designed plays back at the Cocoabo Forest and were very dangerous from set piece situations.

During World Cup 79 Qualifying, goals came from virtually all areas of the pitch for the Cocoabo Squad but none came more than from Cocoabo #57 who found the net 3 times during the Qualifiers. Close behind amongst defenders was Cocoabo #58 with a pair of goals and of course Cocoabo #53 also had one goal during the Qualifiers. Cocoabo #53, Cocoabo #57 and Cocoabo #58 were also three of 9 different Cocoabo who played at least a part of all 9 of the Cocoabo Squad's qualifying matches.

Cocoabo #65 missed just one match for a total of 8 while other Cocoabo played more in a rotational capacity. On defense, Cocoabo #60 and Cocoabo #59 shared duries playing 5 and 4 games each. Off the substitutes bench up top Cocoabo #94 made 4 appearances while Cocoabo #98 made two. Goalkeeping duties also saw some rotation including swaps at half time that allowed Cocoabo #85 to make 6 appearances, Cocoabo #86 to make 5 appearances and Cocoabo #87 made a single appearance during the Qualifiers.

Already, however, after having played five matches in the World Cup Finals, just Eight Cocoabo have appeared in all 5 matches.

Cocoabo #99 and Cocoabo #91 in attack have not only appeared in but have started all 14 games the Cocoabo have played during the World Cup 79 campaign including Qualifiers and the Finals. The same could be said in midfield for Cocoabo #61 and Cocoabo #64.

However, Cocoabo #71 who had played a role in all 9 Qualifying matches, only appeared in 3 of Turori's National Cocoabo Squad's matches thus far in the World Cup Finals. Likewise, Cocoabo #62 has also missed a match for the Cocoabo during the finals. Meanwhile, Cocoabo #65 who did not appear in all matches during Qualifying has thus far appeared in each of Turori's 5 matches in the World Cup Finals.


While the Cocoabo have so far scored 6 goals in the World Cup Finals, the majority of those tallies have come in a single match - the third group stage match against Cassadaigua. As such, the Cocoabo have no top scorer at the moment in the World Cup Finals with all 6 goals being scored by 6 different Cocoabo. It doesn't seem a cause for concern amongst the staff from Tropicorp, the Cocoabo Forest and the Cocoabo Enrichment and Enhancement Program (CEEP) who are keen to have each Cocoabo contribute in their own way.

Looking ahead from the Round of 16 through to the Quarter Finals will certainly have the potential to require a little less of the free-flowing mindset and a little more tactical strategery on the part of the Cocoabo Squad.

The days of playing matches against similarly skilled opponents may be over for the Cocoabo as for just the second time all campaign they will be forced to square off against a team ranked in the Top 10 of the World Rankings, in this case, World #1 Ranked nation Schottia.

Thus far, the Cocoabo's only matchup against a Top 10 ranked side was their opening match of the Qualifying campaign, a 1-2 defeat at the hands of 9th ranked Valanora.

Cocoabo not afraid of Multiverse's top side ::

While some might think the pressure of playing the best team in the multiverse might be too much for the Cocoabo to handle, the Cocoabo Squad have already proven they can handle it and are unlikely to be phased coming up against the odds-on favorite to win the World Cup.

While their defeat to the Citizen Squad during World Cup 78 Qualifying was certainly disappointing, it allowed the Cocoabo an opportunity to hone their skills at the Olympic Games in Vekaiyu. After winning three of their four group stage matches, the Cocoabo advanced to the Olympic knockout rounds defeating West Phoenicia and Abaja in the Round of 16 and Quarter Finals respectively, showing already that they were not going to come under pressure the deeper into a competition they went

The competition may not have been the strongest but there was still a prize on the line. It all changed in the Semi-Final however when the Cocoabo were drawn up againt Schottia: The best team in the Multiverse, on paper, against a team of Cocoabo who were still just trying to fight for their place in the Turorian football food chain.

It was a tense match that progressed into the halfway interval without a goal. Team Cocoabo made a change at the halftime break introducing Cocoabo #77 in place of Cocoabo #67, changing the look from a 3-4-1-2 to a 3-3-2-2 attacking formation known as the "Double Dip" Formation as two of the attacking midfield Cocoabo sit right behind the forwards and work in pairs of unison to confuse the opposing defenders. The training ground formation worked perfectly for the Cocoabo who ultimately took the lead in the 77th minute through none other than the substitute Cocoabo #77. Playing right behind Cocoabo #99, the ball across the top of the area was slid through by Cocoabo #71 and the duo of Cocoabo #99 and Cocoabo #77 darted across each other, Cocoabo #77 blasting the ball past Ed Lorrey of the Dundee Warriors to give the Cocoabo the lead.

While it may not have been the exact same Schottia squad that they would eventually be facing in the World Cup Finals, the Cocoabo will go onto the pitch in the World Cup 79 Quarter Finals and see a familiar foe, a foe that they soundly beat just one cycle ago in the Olympic Games.

After taking their 1-0 lead, the Cocoabo sat back a little bit in a more traditional defensive posture but were ready on the Counter-Attack as Schottia pushed more and more players forward. The would secure the win on one of those counter-attacks through Cocoabo #91, claiming an historic victory over Schottia and a place in the Olympic Gold Medal Match.

While Cocoabo #77 has yet to appear for the Cocoabo Squad in these World Cup Finals, it is widely believed that the management staff will be taking a look very closely at the preparation that was taken against Schottia during the Olympic Games and may just see players like Cocoabo #77 make a return to the fold for the Cocoabo Squad in an effort to re-capture some of the past glory and secure victory over Schottia once more.

A History of Quarter-Final Defeats ::

While a victory over Schottia in the World Cup Quarter Finals would easily be the biggest result in the short history of Turori's National Cocoabo Squad, it would also likely be considered the biggest result in the history of the Turori National Team. While Turori are a decorated national team - having won the Baptism of Fire, Cup of Harmony and Eagle's Cup, one accolade has always escaped the Turorians: The World Cup Semi-Final.

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"The Run" As Turori Screamed to the Top of the World Rankings but never even sniffed the ultimate prize


No nation has appeared more times in the World Cup Quarter finals and failed to ever advance out of the last 8 than the Island Emirate of Turori. Things had gotten so incredibly predictable for Turori that at one point they had advanced to, and been eliminated at the Quarter Final stage in six out of seven consecutive tournaments including four consecutive defeats by a single goal or less and two consecutive defeats to the eventual World Cup Champion. Certain teams even had the honor of Eliminating Turori at the Quarter Final stage on multiple occasions. In fact, having Audioslavia eliminate Turori during the World Cup Quarter Finals was becoming almost as time-honored of a World Cup tradition as was Audioslavia advancing to the Final and losing it. Many of the most successful nations in the World Cup had to go through Turori to make their name, with Rejistania and Sarzonia also defeating Turori in the quarter finals on multiple occasions.

Fans of the Turori National Team are always cautiously optimistic. They always wonder "Will this be the cycle we get past the Quarter Finals". Maybe they don't wonder out loud and more and maybe its more of a whisper, because, by the fact that it hasn't yet happened in the history of the existence of the multiverse, perhaps thinking that it was even a possibility could be a fact that resulted in someones transfer to a looney bin. Nevertheless, children still wonder, adults dream of the possibility that maybe, just maybe, their nation would one day participate in a World Cup Quarter Final... and not lose.

A Look at the other three Quarter Final Matchups Through Turorian Perspective ::

Rushmori side Pasarga secured perhaps the most stunning result of the Round of 16 with a dominating 4-1 performance against reigning champions of Atlantian Oceania, Cosumar. The Dragons looked weak and unimpressive as if they had just gotten back from a two-week cruise in the Vilitan Cove as they stepped on the pitch against a Wanderers side that had all the looks of a team playing on house money after escaping from the Group of Death at the expense of World #3 side and World Cup 77 champions Vilita. Their reward will be a matchup against another side perahps punching above their weight and an unknown quantity at that from South Covello, a team like Pasarga breathing a breath of unexpected fresh air - except doing so for a very different reason after the fall of the oppresive regime of Lord Gregory. Should the Covellans be triumphant over Pasarga, and if the Cocoabo could take care of business against favored Schottia, it would potentially set up one of the most commercially appealing World Cup Semi-Final matchups in recent memory considering the extrememly tight economical connection between Turorian entities and the growing economy in South Covello.

Over in Ceni the hosts secured perhaps an equally surprising upset result as the Pasargans did, however they accomplished the feat much the way one would expect a World Cup knockout round upset to occur - defeating Nephara on penalty kicks by a 6-5 scoreline. Their reward will be a Quarter Final fixture against a Farfadillumbrellan side who have been trying to take that extra step from contender to champion but always have something trip them up just as the finish line is in sight. Will they be able to clear the hosts hurdle or will Ceni continue a dream run in front of their home fans?

Finally, the most tense and unpredictable matchup of the Quarter Finals sees those scurvy bonesfolk and the always inscrapulating Wilke Banda-Scrote take on Eura. Bonesea are a side that many believe have the potential to challenge for a World Title if they can just get there but Eura have the experience and a bone to pick of their own after falling to the butt-displaying Electrumite side in the World Cup 78 Final. Bonesea likely won't be intimidated by the fact that Eura are defending World Cup runners up as the Euran's were statistically one of the worst performing Runners-Up in World Cup history recording just two victories over the seven match run to the final - advancing from the Group Stage on a three-way tiebreaker despite winning just a single game and then requiring penalty kicks to advance from the Quarter Final and Semi Final rounds before losing the final.



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Postby Pasarga » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:10 pm

Torgos Tribune ~ Onward and Upward

Despite being only one rank higher than the Wanderers, everyone believed that Cosumar was going to defeat the Wanderers in their Round of Sixteen matchup, even our own editors and analysts believed that the Cosumarite squad was just that much better than our own based both on form and individual skill levels across the entire team. The only media that seemed to believe that the Wanderers stood a chance against the Dragons of Cosumar was surprisingly the media from South Covello, an interesting place to find support for your side, especially given the political and social upheaval and past that that particular nation is and has gone through as of late. One can hardly fault that prediction, given that on paper the Cosumarite squad was far greater than what their rank as the fifteenth best squad in the world would suggest, especially with their recent success on the international level and the way that their players are in high demand when it comes to the club level as well, where Pasargans are slightly less desirable with a smaller ratio of returns on investment for the truly great player compared to Cosumarites.

That sort of thinking might just now be flipped on its head with the Wanderers absolutely putting on a display of efficiency in deconstructing an opponent, with Ingþór Auðbjörnsson seemingly on a mission to show that it does not matter the amount of great players that a nation might produce but the quality of a single great player and good team behind them is enough to see off even the most well respected of squads. The likes of Jürgen Eisenhower and Wolfgang Wefel may be under appreciated but they are key players in the side and allows the likes of Jörg Feierabend and the other attacking options to play their game, giving the side a very strong and solid spine through the central defense, central midfield, and striking options. Also unheralded is the play of the wingers, even if Fjóla Sigurjónsdóttir is highly rated at Samaj in Cosumar, those in the dual islands think of her as just another cog in the machine of the national, despite the fantastic skill and achievements that the winger has, not to mention the quiet demeanor that belies the near decade on streak of consistently good performances from Ognjen Jurkovic on the left hand side. While Thor and Feierabend get all the plaudits, this is a team first and foremost and that is what enabled them to win against Cosumar when there was so much doubt about the squad.

No, there was no quartet of goals from Thor as one might have expected in a game where the Wanderers won four to one over such a talented side, though the Zozi striker did grab a brace, with goals on either side of the half, helping him establish his case as the best striker in the world right now. It was Eisenhower and Friedmann who would get the other goals, with the former pouncing on a rebound from a shot by Kárpáty that was parried into his feet and the latter getting on the end of a Feierabend free kick, using his athleticism to get free and put in a powerful header that was the third goal and one that seemed to snuff out any hope of a come back for Cosumar. Bryger Tidesson had brought Cosumar within a goal at the fifty-third minute, having been the recipient of a good through ball from Targaryen, but two to one was the closest that the the Cosumar side would come close to drawing level with the Wanderers after Thor and Eisenhower had given them the first half lead, a fact that those in Bonesea with their Galacticos Index might take notice of the next time that they compile their best eleven and players in the world.

With progression in the bag, albeit unexpectedly, the Wanderers can now look forward to what might be, with a number of upsets in the first knockout round and the relative strength of the two halves of the Finals bracket. The most difficult teams are for the most part in the Ceni half of the tournament, with Eura, Bonesea, Farfadillis, oh and the hosts themselves in Ceni still left in that half. Three of those sides could win the tournament and no one would bat an eye, with how Eura was in the Final last cycle, Bonesea being one of the best teams in the world despite having a semi-professional domestic league, and then the Farves with their high powered attack, which was on display with their massive victory over the Marauders of Valanora in the group stage. Compare that to the Drawkland half, where although the world's number one team in Schottia is still in play, there is three teams that not many expected to make it to the Quarterfinals with our own squad, Turori, and South Covello themselves, the only media that truly gave our side a chance against Cosumar. Fate is not without a certain sense of irony then, as that is who the Wanderers will be playing in the Quarterfinals, meaning that there will be at least one expected outsider in the Semifinals and with a real chance of winning the tournament itself, though Schottia if they do progress will definitely have their eyes cast on adding a title to their impressive ranking.

Predictions

Schottia vs Turori
Schottia is a team that has had an outstanding rise in prominence to become the dominant force in football right now, Pasargans know that all too well with how the side was humbled in the first knockout round by them last cycle, while Turori is an old, established member of the footballing community but who doesn't have very good luck once the knockouts actually began. Given that fact that theirs is also squad of Cocoabos, it is hard to go against Schottia, as they simply look to be on the road to adding a star to their crest to match up with the fact that they are ranked as the best team in the World.

Bonesea vs Eura
Don't ask us how Bonesea is this good with the state of their domestic league, it is a puzzle to every footballing analyst and expert everywhere, but you can not deny just how good that they are regardless of what the domestic situation might be, which is impressive given that they do not reside in one of the regions known for sporting prowess. Compare that to Eura who has a long standing history of being one of the best teams and having one of the best domestic leagues out there while also being in a sporting region, and it seems a match of two polar opposites. Bonesea looked suspectable though in their first round match with Starblaydia, while Eura was able to beat Valanora in normal time, so we think our brothers and sisters in Rushmore will win this tie.

Farfadillis vs Ceni
Conventional wisdom says that Farfadillis should be able to win this encounter with a surprising amount of ease, however that wisdom does not have the ability to quantify just how much of a factor that actually getting to play at home in the Finals actually provides, plus Ceni is another of our brothers and sisters in Rushmore. If they can take down Nephara, even if it was in a penalty shootout, then why can't they take down one of the most feared sides this tournament in Farfadillis? Give it to the cohosts on the edge that playing at home and the Farves finally running out of attacking steam.

That leaves just our own match with South Covello, which is honestly a toss up when you look at the rankings of both sides and the results that they have both have had thus far in the tournament. Tuori media seems to say it best in that our squad is playing with house money after our escape from the Group of Death at the expense of the number three squad in the world, but the side has earned these two victories in spite of that all. With Thor now in form and the rest of the squad seemingly have found their groove, perhaps having been a bit out of their normal selves with having to actually traverse planets in order to participate in the Finals, which is something that is just weird in itself to think about. South Covello likes to play defensively and their tactics will likely make them sit back to and absorb all the pressure that Thor and the rest of the squad can put on them, looking to hit the Wanderers on the break or simply frustrate and tire our side out to then turn the tables on us. If Thor is the best striker in the world, then he can find a way to hammer his way through the iron clad defense that South Covello puts up and let the Wanderers once more taste the last four of the World Cup.

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Postby Ceni » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:15 pm

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This is your first quarterfinal cutoff!
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Champions: Di Bradini Cup 38, U-18 World Cup 17
Runners-up: Di Bradini Cup 39, Di Bradini Cup 41
NSTT #1s: Lonus Varalin, Ardil Navsal (singles), Gyrachor Rentos, Val Korekal, Elia Xal/Fia Xal (doubles)
UICA Champions' Cup titles (1): 1860 Azoth
World Cup 76, World Cup 79
Baptism of Fire 61
Cup of Harmony 63
Copa Rushmori 41
International Basketball Championships 20
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Postby Eura » Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:14 pm

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

A few days ago...


The greatest gift of my premiership was a bit of military information. Knowledge is power, or so they say, and I had been given knowledge that changed everything overnight. A way in. To kill the bastard. To kill General Emile Gartanzo. My Sameban opposite number had evaded our attempts on his life for years now, locked away in a bunker or some base somewhere as the initial euphoria him and his scum entourage probably felt faded quickly and with much bloodshed. Ministers in my government enjoyed regularly reminding the Sameban leadership that we had their balls in a vice. An underfed and undersupplied army had been ground down by several years of attrition, bottled up behind the central rivers and passes of their homeland with no way out. Why hadn't they collapsed? Their population lives in a bubble of adoration and fear that has been difficult to penetrate, including in the regions we have now occupied for years rather than months. Gartanzo has maintained loyalty - either by force or persuasion or a combination of both - and in their hour of desperation, the Sameban military and people have held on. We could have ended it a couple of years ago but cabinet would have never permitted going full nuclear. That left us with one choice; to cut the head off of the snake and replace it with a toothless facade.

We didn't find the General. It was impossible. Instead we found someone who had access to him and the means to trigger his replacement. Logically there were only three likely consequences of such actions. The first would be replacement by another hardliner who would continue the fight but carry less authority, which would be a good but not ideal result. Secondly we could bring him down and force a replacement that would lead to peace terms being offered, a triumph of idealism for sure but hardly the best end game. What needed to happen was the third option - someone who we could reason with but whose ascension would throw the Sameban command structure into chaos for long enough to land a killing blow, breaking the deadlock without incurring the obscene casualties that had held back a final Euran attack for two years. A chink in the armour if you will. The only problem facing us was that the individual in question didn't realise they were an asset yet. 'He was close to Gartanzo but eventually shipped out. Hard to know if the rumours that he's always been disillusioned moderate are true.' My Minister of Intelligence and the Chairman of the OSI were falling out yet again. 'The evidence is there. I was right about Gartanzo, I'm right about this guy! Who else is going to do the job? Gallo is toast and none of the other senior leaders are likely to challenge him. This is our only option.' The Chairman was right. Nothing else had worked in getting to Gartanzo. Yet the unlikeliest of sources had provided a lifeline. We’d been given a name of an unlikely source of discontent by that Brenecian football coach turned political prisoner Catherine Bardsley. The Euran government had compensated her handsomely in return.

I tapped the table impatiently as the Minister of Defence put forth his case for the use of tactical nuclear weapons to try and decapitate the leadership as an alternative, something we had nearly tried before several times but held back on for fear of incurring international condemnation. The dense population of Sameba and the proximity of presumed hideouts to population centres made it too big a risk, despite the fact that the international community continued to not give a shit about the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Sameban's at the hands of bombing and malnutrition. It wasn't an option anyway. Not the right one. 'I feel we are getting sidetracked here.'
'Prime Minister I'm sorry to object but we-'
'No, you've had your time to speak. Bob?' I turned my head to look at Robert Dudley, the Minister for Consolidation of Sameban Territory. 'Your people have been getting whispers about this guy on the ground right? Sameban commanders saying they would back turfing out Gartanzo if the target in question were to turn publicly. Media control is less tight up there these days.'
'Maybe yes, but the target hasn't been seen in public for what - three years? It’s a stretch Amy. I'm not sure it is worth the risk if it backfires and Gartanzo simply consolidates his grip. How do we persuade him anyway? What's the plan to detach such an integral member of the inner circle? Or a previously integral member anyway.' I glanced at the other side of the room as some junior minister I’d promoted prematurely gave Dudley some lip. I’d have to chastise him for that later.

Emotionless suits aren’t hard to come by in the corridors of power in Eura. Harper Greaves was no different other than her being a woman. Our country isn’t that bad on the gender front (just look at me), nevertheless the class of people you see pulling the strings between agencies and departments were dominated by upper middle class men. She was looking back at me from the other side of the table. We had already discussed this between ourselves. For once, the Chairman and my ministerial allies were not involved in the conversation. I couldn’t rely on them all to possess my determination when it came to doing what we had to do next. ‘Greaves. You want to contribute?’
‘Ma’am.’ She got out of her chair like a schoolgirl awaiting a scolding from the headmaster. A perfectly rehearsed bit of fake surprise. ‘The target has a pressure point.’
‘What do you mean exactly when you say pressure point?’
‘His family, Prime Minister. They live in a coastal city, Carrio, on the northeast coast, where we have reason to believe he has been repositioned. A two storey apartment overlooking a police station and some shops. His disillusioned yet loving wife and four kids of various ages.’ No prizes for guessing what we had in mind. ‘Are you going to suggest we snatch them?’
‘No.’ Hold the phone. That isn’t what we’d discussed.

My conversation with Greaves prior to this meeting ended on the agreement that the way to turn the target would be to snatch his family using either the local communist rebels or the insertion of special forces, a higher risk option. ‘Prime Minister if we try to snatch one of two things will happen. We’ll succeed and Gartanzo will eliminate the target the moment he realises the guy has a motivation to turn. If we fail then you’ve wasted a perfectly good squad of commandos and the person we’re trying to get on our side will double down on a hardliner attitude to regain Gartanzo’s respect, and therefore Gartanzo’s security to protect a family he can still lose. We need to eliminate them.’ Greaves words reverberated around the room, a sledgehammer of cold immorality. Three ministers objected instantly. ‘That’s an absurd claim. Who the hell is this?’
‘Thanking you kindly Minister, I’m part of the War Cabinet expert team of advisors and a career specialist on Sameban military and political dynamics of thirty years. I also happen to be the only person in this room who has ever met him.’
‘When? The annual conference of Sameban military officers and their mortal enemies?’ A couple of laughs were heard. I wouldn’t take this idiot undermining her. ‘Gordon, I suggest you pipe down or I’ll be mailing a box of your fucking anti-depressants to the Emplor.’ That worked a treat. I couldn’t blame some of my ministers for hating me on the quiet. ‘Go on.’ Still, who cares what they think.

She continued. ‘It’s a 50/50 risk. The other options are worse. Our subject could be driven to make sure Gartanzo never lays down arms against us. That’s a distinct possibility I’ll admit. I don’t think so though. He’s been overseeing different responsibilities in various parts of the country. He’s seen what the war is doing to Sameba and that catastrophic defeat is looking inevitable. He won’t blame us, he’ll blame his old friend. The result will be emotional and chaotic. If we push him over the edge others will follow.’
‘How do you suppose we persuade him that its Gartanzo who has the blood on his hands rather than the Euran government?’
‘We know plenty of assets on the ground in that region. Who says we have to target the family? What if we targeted something close enough for there to be unfortunate consequences? Say, a misplaced army truck, for example.’ All in the room we’re doing the mental arithmetic. Time to cut to the chase. ‘Alright, everyone who isn’t on the emergency decision making bodies out.’ As those not senior enough to be involved left I dwelt on what I was about to do. How far could I go to come out on top, a necessity of which was ending this war sooner rather than later? Did I have the stomach to carry on with this course of action? I put it to a vote at the very least. Make no mistake though, I would only accept a result that allowed us to execute the operation. One cute Sameban family wasn’t worth the blood of a single Euran to me.

There were objections as you might expect. What I did not anticipate was my intelligence chief being one of those dissenting. He couldn’t look at me. ‘John?’
‘No.’
‘We’ve killed many families in this war.’
‘Not intentionally.’
‘What’s the difference?’
‘I was a soldier. You know there’s a fucking difference for me. I’m sorry but I won’t endorse this.’ There was no time for this insolence. It was not secret that I relied on him a lot when it came to decisions like this. The greatest leaders are not immune to the need for confidants. His disagreement, practically a betrayal, made me appear to be weak. How dare he make me look anything but in control. ‘Grow some balls, Chairman.’
‘I’m not changing my mind. You’re not talking like a Prime Minister should Amy. Think about that before you impulsively order the murder of kids in absence of an easier solution.’ He walked out. The vote went my way thankfully and in silence they all filtered out as the options for carrying out the strike were laid out in front of me.

Minutes later, I left myself and managed to get away from the advisors to find John stood by a window looking out at the Bastion skyline. Never do I lose control or let something as farcical as emotion and hurt get in my way. Nearly never. ‘You shit! How could you do that to me?’
‘You’re my boss, not a dictator. Not yet.’
‘What the hell are you on about?’
‘Don’t you see it? Day to day you are resembling something like the General more than the Amy Yarley I thought I knew. You can’t keep up this façade in public if you keep rolling over people. One day these ministers are going to shaft you when they think you’re on the verge of pulling this might is right psychopath shit in full view of EBC Television!’ I instinctively grabbed his shoulder and tried to push him back. ‘I’ve never asked you for anything more than you owe me. The power I’ve allowed you to have is enormous!’
‘Bollocks, I’ve dug you out of hole after hole and been there for you. Often in a way that is very unprofessional on both our parts.’ I wanted to deliver a riposte of some kind but nothing could reach my lips. My fury was too overwhelming so I took a moment to calm myself and consider what this conversation’s inevitable conclusion was.

Those of us who wish to become the top dog, the predator at the top of the food chain, accept that sentiment is the enemy. There is but one rule in the game of power; hunt or be hunted. It hurt me in places many believed I couldn’t be hurt but under no circumstances could I make an exception here. ‘You’re out. I want your resignation.’
‘I don’t think that’s up to you, I’m appointed by committee.’
‘To hell with your bloody committees! I run this country!’ He shook his head with an expression of disbelief. ‘It’s getting to your head Amy. You don’t run the country, just a government in a time where we’re not actually sure what the country’s borders are any more. They’re not totally synonymous and won’t be any time soon if you keep driving wedges between your inner circle and the rest. The country will throw your government out at the next election if your party is split and every civil servant tells the media the Prime Minister is crazy. I’m going back to doing my job. Why don’t you focus on yours?’ He left with the last word as he so often does. It had taken me some time to realise what I loathed about reaching the summit of politics – the loneliness. I had lost people along the way when needed and taken it on the chin. The cause mattered more. I absorbed it. Losing him was a more terrible blow. No matter. There was a war to be won. I returned to the situation room and gave the order.
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Champions: WC66, WC73, CR23, CR27, CR34, CoH 85, Market Cup I, Next Generation Trophy, Gold Medal (Mens Football) Olympics IX
Runner up: WC60, WC72, WC78, CR16, CR20, CR32, CR44, CoH51, COH79
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Ceni wins penalty thriller over Nephara to advance to World Cup quarterfinals
Most of the international community had predicted that Nephara would advance to the quarterfinals of World Cup 79 - but Ceni shocked the 14th-ranked Cormorants in penalties to progress to only their second ever World Cup quarterfinal.

After their disappointing World Cup 78 campaign - including a relatively dismal showing against the no-names Tveidalen which the Nepharim media took to calling "The Incident" - Nephara was a team on the move upward, defeating Eura twice and only suffering a single defeat, to Apox, in qualifying. After losing in their first match in the World Cup Finals to veterans Starblaydia, they rebounded, defeating Ethane and defending champions Electrum to secure advancement to the knockout stages. Coincidentally, Ceni had exactly the same path to the Round of 16 - losing to Bonesea on the first matchday before rebounding to defeat Free Republics and Abanhfleft. The form book offered a slim amount of guidance, as Ceni had only met their Terranean neighbors once before - a 4-2 shellacking in the second Trindl Cup, right before World Cup 74. With that in mind, the stage was set for an intriguing clash between two Rushmori teams trying to rebound after a disappointing season.

The former World Cup champions, one of only two holders of the WCC Grand Slam, struck the first blow in the seventeenth minute when a clinical pass from Konrad Gosforth split apart the notoriously unreliable Cenian defense, even despite constant tinkering from Cenian coach Luke Longstar. Gosforth's pass landed right at the foot of the renowned winger Adnan Szalai, who took a blistering shot as Ryan Navir leaped the wrong way. Nephara were two up by the halftime whistle as Ursula Rowan notched a goal in the fortieth minute, thanks to an attacking tempo from Michael Brandon that attempted to make the most of Ceni's offensive missteps and defensive mistakes to capitalize on smart counterattacks.

In the second half, Ceni turned the match around as Nephara let down their guard a little, thinking that they were already through to the next round after their solid first-half performance. Avi Renning started a key three-man play in the seventieth minute, passing to Marc-Andre Onasi on the left, who was perfectly positioned to make it past Leona Rafford, the rightback still recovering from injury. With Andrew Arrowsword moving forward, Onasi passed it to the Real Azuris striker, who caught Nepharim goalkeeper Apostolos Tsattalios off balance. Ceni's next goal came in the eighty-fourth minute, thanks to a defensive mistake from Dieter Konoval, who was caught out of position charging Arrowsword - the type of small forward he liked to chase. Kel Koromin, a taller, more incisive figure, took the ball Arrowsword passed him and slotted it in to tie it up.

After nobody scored any goals in the remaining ten minutes left in the match, extra time would be played: and nothing happened then either, as both defenses locked down to avoid any unnecessary goals. Nephara's defense, of course, was much better than Ceni's to begin with, while Luke Longstar figured that a penalty shootout would give them a better chance to advance after seeing the damage Nephara caused with their punchy counterattacks. Thirty minutes of more defensive football ensured, with both teams mainly punting the ball around in the midfield. Renning and Jasper Valaran distinguished themselves here, as did Nova Kymeri, the young defensive midfielder. Penalties would arrive next, and even though most feel that they are fairly random, they are the designated means of resolving ties, as for now. Nephara won the coin toss and elected to shoot first; Szalai, Hawke, Gosforth, Strongbow, and Misidjan all made it, in that order, while Arrowsword, Koromin, del Toro, Onasi, and Valaran also made their penalties against Tsattalios. Now penalties would come to sudden death, with the first mistake resulting in elimination. Nephara seemed to blink first: Rusalka Klein sent off a weak effort, which was saved by Ryan Navir. It was a pressure-no pressure moment for Avi Renning: if he made the penalty, Ceni would win; if not, more sets of penalties would be taken. Tsattalios dove to the left; Renning shot to the right.

The youngster had done it: Ceni would advance to the World Cup quarterfinals.

Next, the side will face Farfadillis - which, interestingly enough, hosted Ceni's Baptism of Fire all those years ago. The history book provides little guidance, as the two teams have never met each other, in WCC football or otherwise, but most observers expect a goal-strewn game, seeing as the Farfs are widely known for their goal-scoring prowess, as the Cenians are, with Andrew Arrowsword at the head of the game. Players like Fôrté Wínrôuge and Täjó Çíânflöné, although aging, are still near their footballing primes, and they are backed up with players such as Xíxì Êns, recently named as one of the world's best players by Schottia's international Larry Watt. Boasting a squad filled with accolades, Farfadillis are ranked number two in the world and have a twenty-point KPB lead over Ceni, so based off of rankings alone, Farfadillis should win in a slaughter.

It won't be a slaughter - but unlike Gregoryisgodistan's World Cup Junkies, this publication would have to predict a Farfadillis victory: despite all the things going in Ceni's favor, such as home advantage, the Farves' aging side, and momentum coming in from their defeat of Nephara, the rankings gap is much too large to be overcome by a team only recently beset by difficulties against world-renowned teams such as Joaquin States and Aggrey-Fynn Land. Lightning never strikes twice - ask the Cenian team who, on the heels of a massive upset victory against Valladares in World Cup 76, subsequently got crushed by San Jose Guayabal, which was in about the same position as Farfadillis is today. Even though Farfadillis will probably win, Andrew Arrowsword and Co. will likely put up a strong fight - and the quarterfinals of the World Cup isn't a bad place to exit the competition.

However, despite our dire predictions, we at Cenisport wish our team good luck.
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Runners-up: Di Bradini Cup 39, Di Bradini Cup 41
NSTT #1s: Lonus Varalin, Ardil Navsal (singles), Gyrachor Rentos, Val Korekal, Elia Xal/Fia Xal (doubles)
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Baptism of Fire 61
Cup of Harmony 63
Copa Rushmori 41
International Basketball Championships 20
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Postby Farfadillis » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:21 pm

If we were to discuss football in purely dichotomic terms, wrong as we would be, we could make the following point: there are two types of players, clutch players and bottlers. The truth is much more nuanced, and, in reality, luck is a far more important factor than a player's composure, but there's no fun in making that clear.

The Farf team features a healthy mix of composed players and bed-shitters. You've got players like Wínrôuge and Eleonóra, who have a knack for appearing in the critical moments, and players like Süns Söh and Trejo Maes who have a tendency to screw up when it's least convenient. There's a third case in Çíânflöné, who gets far more nervous than the rest of the team combined but is so incredibly lucky that he looks like the most composed player in the team. Let's take a look at them.

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"A simple task. Just keep tabs on Ki Niro as often as possible, don't do anything exceptionally stupid, and join the attack just two out of three times. Easy instructions. You can do it. It's your time to shine. Remember, she moves around a lot and she's very fast. You. Need. To. Focus."

Tíbürçìó's uncharacteristically sane instructions still echo in my mind. What he didn't mention, and I am now noticing, is that I'll also have to keep tabs on Andisori, since they're completely overloading Süns. Absolutely fan-tas-tic news. If they have an off-day up front, we are so fucking screwed.

Marking these two with shaking legs is gonna prove hard. Oh. The ball. Player. Dribble. Another player. Dribble. Pass. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuck. Run run run. I can make it, I can make it. Slide.

Ah, cock.

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"Trejo Maes with the ball. Fantastic dribbling from Trejo he passes to Joaaaaaann oh no that's a terrible pass. Andisori with the ball. It's a pass to Niro. Süns is marking her while Trejo tracks baaaaack. Oh, God. That's a clear penalty for Chromatika. Terribly-timed, imperfectly executed, naively devised sliding challenge from Trejo. Just ten minutes in, things are looking bleak. I cannot believe it. I simply CANNOT *$%&~@# BELIEVE IT!"

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Breathe in. Breathe out. No need to worry. You know her very well. She always goes for... ugh. Why did I never think to pay attention to this kind of thing? What were the chance I'd have a teammate taking a penalty against me? And she knows me full well. She knows I like to dive left most of the time.

Ok, Calogero, cut the bullshit. No mind games. Close your eyes. Breathe in. Breathe out. You're the best in the Multiverse. You know it and she knows it. You're not the one that's scared. It's her. Look at her. Smile. Yes, you're saving this one, and it's going left.

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"Here comes NiiiirooOOOOOO CALOGERO METZ! CALOGERO METZ! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Calogero Metz, ladies and gentlmen, once again cleaning up after our defense!"

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I'll tell you the truth. It's not so much that I don't get nervous. Any twenty-year-old gets nervous at the biggest stage. It's just that I channel it in a positive way. I live for the thrill. Furthermore, I completely trust my skills. Almost all of the best players in the world have enormous egos because of how good they are, but the truth is it's more of a feedback loop. Being an unlikeable narcissist like Wínrôuge makes you a better player. I mean, just look at him. He walks around the pitch with that permanent smirk on his face. He probably gets on the nerves of basically every defender he faces. Hell, he gets on my nerves.

Look, there. He's got the ball now. He doesn't hesitate at all. He's always completely sure of everything he does. He's different from me, though. I live for the thrill, he completely ignores it. He doesn't get nervous at all. It's eerie. There, he's now bordering the box. I'm ready whenever he's ready, but I know better than to ask him to pass the ball. He takes offense to that. He's looking for cousin, as he always does. But they're marking him heavily. I'm open wide, Fôrté! Open wide. Pass me the ball and I'll open the score! Only you and I can hear me shouting that, though. As I said, he's a self-centred asshole who doesn't like being suggested things.

There he goes! Perfect pass. Whenever he does things like this, you almost feel inclined to not find him terribly unlikeable. Almost. But anyway. God, I'm nervous. But I know what to do. Feint, then shoot. There. And there.

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"We're entering minute twenty-two. Nonhagatte has the ball. Wínrôuge receives. He turns around AND THAT'S SOME BRILLIANT DRIBBLING. He's looking for a pass. Nobody is marking him. It goes to Xíxì Êns. WONDERFUL MOVE. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! GOOOOOOOOL! NERVES OF STEEL FROM THE YOUNG MAN! FARFADILLIS PULLS AHEAD! WE CAN WIN THIS!"

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Call me crazy, but I seriously think I have some kind of blessing. I don't mean it in the way my cousin usually means it ("Oh the footballing Gods have granted me this extraordinary power"). What I mean is that I'm one lucky bastard. No, but seriously. Yes, I'm a clinical striker, and I'm famous for turning up in the important games. But the truth is, more often than not, in the big games, things go my way regardless of what I do. It's reached the point where I'll just go for the most ridiculous of shots and they'll find a way to go in a lot more often than logic would make you think. Like, a lot more often.

So when you ask: "Täjó, how'd you score that volley against Valanora?" or "Täjó, how'd you manage to score that backheel against Chromatika?" I'll have to disappoint you with my answer. "Luck." I honestly no longer know what I'm doing when I get a clear-cut chance in a big match. That backheel was glorious, though.

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"Eleonóra with the ball. He passes to Fôrté. He gives it back and that's Lázár running down the flank. He goes for the cross. Xíxì lets it go paaaast. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! INCREDIBLE! ASTONISHING! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! TÄJÓ @#~€%&/$^* ÇÍÂNFLÖNÉ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The most clutch player in the Multiverse, in all likelihood. How he does it again and again is a mystery to everyone, perhaps even him! Haha!

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"And that's the final whistle! In a hard-fought match, [i]la Vherderoja have come out on top. The extra rest proved an enormous advantage as the Chromatik defense looked particularly tired and unable to deal with the Farf onslaught. The Farf defense, on the other hand, played its best game in years, shutting out one of the best teams in the Multiverse. The only blip in the performance was Trejo's misguided challenge early on, but Calogero's luckily extremely in-form. Farfadillis are going to the quarterfinals, and we'll be dreaming of the semifinals once again! Hell, you know what, we're dreaming of something bigger now! We can win the World Cup![/i]
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Postby Drawkland » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:26 pm

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It's cold outside ... don't slip on the ice when you play in these Quarterfinals!
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Postby South Covello » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:56 pm

The World Cup Junkies, Episode 3

Joey Fruitnut: I'm Joey Fruitnut, and these are the other guys.

Kylo Redd: You know who we are.

Christina Archuleta: Wait? Who are we, again? The Girl Scouts? Is that why I have a cookie?

Joey Fruitnut: Anyway, welcome aboard The World Cup Junkies Radio Show. We've got a tremendous show for you tonight, as always. We'll be reviewing South Covello's historic win against Pasarga, then we'll preview the two semifinals, and then we'll have an interview with star goalkeepeer Richard Hawkins. All right, folks, Kylo, want to do the highlights?

Kylo Redd: I'd love to, Joey.

Christina Archuleta: Wait? Which one of you is Kylo? And which one is Joey? Is Joey a platypus? I thought he was a platypus. And Kylo's a wallaby, right?

Joey Fruitnut: No. You're a moron.

Kylo Redd: All right, now let's get to the highlights. We'll pick it up in the sixth minute, as Alexander Kárpáty was set to take a free kick from the top of the circle. Take it away, announcer dude.

Announcer: Jörg Feierabend lines up to take the free kick, goes for goal, WHAT A DIVING DEflECTION BY HAWKINS! Falls for Auðbjörnsson, who shoots, and a kick save by Hawkins who, from a position on the ground, deflects it over the bar with his foot! Genius goalkeeping but it will still be a corner for Pasarga.

Kylo Redd: And then Fjóla Sigurjónsdóttir would take the corner. Here's the call.

Announcer: Fjóla Sigurjónsdóttir to take the corner, she sends it inbto the box, Þorvaldur Oddsson heads it towards goal, HAWKINS LEAPS AND MAKES THE SAVE! DANGER AVERTED!

Kylo Redd: Pasarga would threaten again in the 17th minute. Let's listen in.

Announcer: Humor, to Feierabend, he sends it into the box, falls for Kárpáty who gets a foot on it, BEAUTIFUL SAVE BY RICHARD HAWKINS DIVING TO HIS LEFT! HE HAD TO REACT PERFECTLY TO SAVE IT AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID! OH ME, OH MY!

Kylo Redd: South Covello would get their first real opportunity in the 29th minute, let's listen in.

Announcer: Here's a long pass by Pratt into the box, Mays gets a head on it, Shalhoub tries to punch it over the bar, OH BUT IT HITS THE CROSSBAR, BOUNCES OFF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND IN! AN OWN GOAL AND SOUTH COVELLO LEADS 1-0!

Kylo Redd: South Covello had the lead, now they just needed to keep Pasarga off the board. Let's pick it up in the 36th minute.

Announcer: Jurkovic, to Hunor, up to Felerabend, he shoots from the corner of the box, a DIVING SAVE TO HIS LEFT BY RICHARD HAWKINS! ANOTHER AMAZING SAVE BY THE MAN IN THE NET! HE KEEPS PASARGA OFF THE BOARD AGAIN! SHEER BRILLIANCE!

Kylo Redd: Pasarga would have no more chances before halftime, but in the 47th minute, Biggy Faddigan brought down Ingþór Auðbjörnsson in the box, and it was a yellow card for him and a penalty for Pasarga. Auðbjörnsson would take it himself. Here's the call.

Announcer: Auðbjörnsson to take the penalty, goes bottom right, OFF THE CHEST OF A DIVING HAWKINS! Auðbjörnsson runs up to try to get the rebound, but it's over the bar! Richard Hawkins saves the penalty, and the rebound misses the target! South Covello still has the lead!

Kylo Redd: We'd have about 20 relatively boring minutes, but in the 67th minute, Pasarga had another chance. Here's the announcer dude, again.

Announcer: Karpaty streaking down the field, somehow he got past the defense, he's into the box, only the keeper to beat, Hawkins runs at him, he tries to chip him, gets it over his head, HAWKINS REVERSES COURSE AND DIVES ON IT JUST BEFORE IT CROSSES THE LINE! CRISIS AVERTED! IS THERE ANBYTHING THIS GUY CAN'T DO?

Kylo Redd: Now, let's pick it up in the 79th minute, another threat for Pasarga.

Announcer: Here comes the free kick from 35 yards out or so. Feierabend sends it into the box, but it's right to Richard Hawkins! His first easy save of the day, really, out of so many hard ones.

Kylo Redd: We pick it up in the fourth minute of stoppage time, Pasarga with one more chance to send it to extra time. Let's join in!

Announcer: All right, last ditch effort, Feierabend shoots, deflected by Hawkins, everyone up now, even Shalhoub, he somehow shoots, but Hawkisn deflects it again, Faddigan kicks it down the field and IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! SOUTH COVELLO TO THE SEMIFINAL! OH ME, OH MY!

Kylo Redd: Wow, what a game. And in that semifinal, the Rebs will face Schottia, the World Number One, who they lost to in the Group Stage. They'll be looking to avenge that. Joey, who ya like?

Joey Fruitnut: Well, we had our fun, and we have won, but now our luck will end. We lost to Schottia once before, we're a team on the rise, but I think this is where the dream ends.

Kylo Redd: I don't know, I think we can go all the way. This team is newly energized like never before, and this is their last chance to prove themselves before handing it over to a new generation. They want to win it all, and by golly they will. Christina?

Christina Archuleta: I like shots! I like jello shots, vodka shots, shots of gin, vodka, oh golly gee, I said vodka already, didn't I? And I think Schottia is where the shot glass was invented, isn't it? That's what they call the pumpkin you drink vodka out of, right? Oh boy, a pumpkin.

Kylo Redd: Christina, that's a microphone.

Christina Archuleta: Can I eat a microphone? Does it taste like nutmeg?

Joey Fruitnut: What? No!

Christina Archuleta: Schottia, the pumpkin shot, I'm picking them! Mmm, pumpkin shots! Sweet yumbers!

Joey Fruitnut: Now, let's take a look at the other semifinal, It's Christina's two favorite countries, Bonesea and Farfadillis. Christina, we'll start with you this time.

Christina Archuleta: Deep in the sea of molten bones, Bonesea will win, they'll rejoice, and they'll melt your bones like zombie zumba. And then there's Farfadillis, which is some kind of kumquat or perhaps a hamburger or a goat. I really don't know. But Farfadillis isn't going to win, because toilets don't win soccer games. It's going to be Bonesea, the molten bones who will melt anyone who gets in their way and turn the stadium into molten ash of peanut butter cups. Okie dokey, Bonesea wins, and feeds the bones their coconut calcium footfish.

Joey Fruitnut: Well, that was certainly interesting. Kylo?

Kylo Redd: First, might I say that Christina Archuleta is the biggest idiot I've ever met in my entire life. She's a ditz and a moron. But here she's right, though for entirely the wrong reasons. Bonesea is one of the best teams in the Multiverse. Farfadillis is not. Bonesea wins this one easily. You're last, Joey.

Joey Fruitnut: Yep, I think Bonesea wins too. They're as successful as Cocoabo, which reminds me to get your dinner at Cocoabo, it's wonderfully delicious!

Kylo Redd: And now, joining us on the TeleCoco Hotline, we've got today's Special Guest, star goalkeeper Richard Hawkins. Good evening, Richard. How are you?

Richard Hawkins: I'm doing fine, Kylo. How are you?

Kylo Redd: I'm fine. So, you made 17 saves yesterday, many of them quite spectacular. Pasarga managed a total of 24 shots and none went in the net. How does that feel to be the star of the moment?

Richard Hawkins: Well, it feels great. This is definitely the high point of my career. And what a year it's been. First we overthrow the Gregists and are finally free, this seems lame by comparison but we're in the semifinals and we're all very happy about it.

Joey Fruitnut: Your team managed exactly one shot the entire game, you only won thanks to the Shalhoub own goal. Do you think the offense needs work?

Richard Hawkins: Well, if the opponent never puts it in the net, they can't win. That's my attitude.

Christina Archuleta: Do you own any pumpkins?

Richard Hawkins: I eat pumpkin pie sometimes.

Kylo Redd: And what's you're opsession with pumpkins, Christina Archuleta?

Christina Archuleta: Well, there was this childhood accident where I rode a pumpkin and it exploded and then it did a little dance and I think it was really a puppy because it bit me and its name was Foofie.

Kylo Redd: Ok then. Richard, what are your thoughts on the semifinal against Schottia?

Richard Hawkins: Well, this is the biggest game I've ever played. I hope we win, but we're completely thrilled just to get to this point. Whatever happens after this, it's been a magical mystery run, and we've had fun.

Joey Fruitnut: So, what are you planning for after this World Cup?

Richard Hawkins: Well, I'd like to remain involved with the team in some capacity, but we'll just have to wait and see.

Kylo Redd: It's going to be hard to replace you, for sure.

Christina Archuleta: Now excuse me while I smash these pumpkins. They're trying to kill me! OMG, ONE OF THEM JUST ATE MY PUPPY!

Joey Fruitnut: Well, that's all the time we have for today. See you next time on The World Cup Jumkies!
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Postby Schottia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:41 am

A Non-Religious Classical Festive Song

Conclusion.

Mid-Winter Morning.


Eyes choked with tears, and hyperventilating, Connie had no idea for how long she sat on the floor of the bathroom in that miserable apartment. Minutes, hours, days. Pinned to the floor by the Spirit's terrible gaze - looking into her future, her very soul - it felt like a lifetime. This was worse than some terminal diagnosis, and knowing that she was set to die in such a dismal place was more than her heart could take. For someone who had spent their entire life being tough, and warrior-like; Connie now felt distinctly un-tough, humble, and broken.

How she longed to back home, so she could try and rectify some of the damage she had caused, and put some of this right. She had never felt homesick in her life before this moment, and Ross and her parents had never seemed further away.

Eventually she became aware of a presence stood behind her: looming over her like a tower of terror. The Spirit had come to deliver its final blow. What more did he want to show her? Was he going to have her wait here until the image of her own corpse rotted into the ground? How much more did the Spirits need to trample her under heel.

'Miss Burns...' The sound of a familiar voice seemed to reach out and grab her, allowing her to draw breath. 'Miss Burns, I'm sorry to force my way in like this, but I heard a lot of crying, and I wanted to check you were okay.' The Landlord stammered, hesitantly, no doubt anxious as to what he might find. However, when the curled-up figured turned round to face him, it was not tears of anguish in her eyes, but joy, as she grabbed his shoulder firmly, and planted a kiss on his cheek.

'You're you!' She said grinning from ear to ear, pinching his cheek to make sure, as the middle-aged man reeled in shock. 'What time is it by they way?' Connie looked around the hotel room, everything was as she left it, right down to the wine bottle smashed against the far wall, which she now hoped the Landlord wouldn't notice.

'It's eh.. It's...' The Landlord forgot he was wearing a watch for a moment. 'It's ten in the morning...' He eventually managed to splutter. Perhaps it would have been easier for him to process if the footballer had been having some sort of breakdown. 'Will you be coming down to the restaurant later for Mid-Winter lunch? I only ask so as my wife can get a rough idea of numbers..?'

'Wait, it's Mid-Winter? Still?' Connie bounced on the spot like a child.

'Aye... Listen, Miss Burns, is there someone you'd like us to call for you..?' The Landlord seemed genuinely concerned, by the erratic behaviour. 'I know people can be under a lot of stress at this time of year...'

'No I'm perfect.' She replied. 'I've actually never been better. Please tell you're wife I'd love try her cooking, but I'm afraid I have an errand to run.' Connie hurriedly bundled the man back outside the door, and before he could protest too noisily, locking it behind him.

It was Mid-Winter. It had all been a dream. She had just been crawling round her hotel room like a lunatic, crying into the carpet all evening. She had another chance though, and this dream had been a wake up call. She most certainly needed to apologise to Evelyn about the drink incident last year, and she needed to get to Ross' house post-haste. But first things first - she thought as she grabbed her mobile phone - she was going to call her parents and wish them a very merry Mid-Winter.

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'Hang on mum, I've got to go...' She said, after a half hour conversation, (probably the longest the two women had spoken in years). 'I've just noticed something. I hope you and dad have a fantastic Mid-Winter, and give my regards to grandma and grandpa. Okay... Will do... Love you too...'

Love you too... Was that the first time those words had passed her lips? Connie thought it might well have been.

She was right though - she had noticed something. As she lifted an immaculately wrapped Mid-Winter gift and placed on her bed, she was filled with a sense of wonder. Where had it come from? Had it been there all along? Connie undid the bow, lifted the lid, and removed the same outfit she had been given by the second Spirit the night before. She held it for a few second in disbelief, turning it over, trying to decide whether or not this were really morning. She shook her head, staring at the gift tag:

"Don't keep them waiting."

Whoever sent it was right. With an almost frantic pace, Connie got undressed for the umpteenth time since arriving at the inn, and pulled the outfit on. She considered what to do with her old - still slightly damp - clothing, and decided to bundle them inside the empty gift box and take it with her.

Like a bat out of hell she swung the door open and flew down the stairs, taking them three at a time. Not since she had been a three-year-old on Mid-Winter morning, had she descended a staircase with such bounce in her step.

'Merry Mid-Winter.' She shouted as she collided with a member of the cleaning staff at the bottom of the stairs, sending a basket of laundry tumbling.

'Merry Mid-Winter.' She shouted as she hurried past the Landlord, who looked on perplexed by her sudden change in attire.

'Merry Mid-Winter.' She sung as she encountered someone who could only be the Landlord's wife. 'Oh here.' She handed her the gift box. 'I know it's not much...' She added before flying through the front door and into the crisp and snowy morning.

The Landlady shook her head in confusion, as she inspected the garments inside, then, taking the message on the tag to mean she should get on with dinner preparations, headed back to the kitchen.

Connie ran like she had never run before, leaving deep footprints and a spray of fresh snow as she went. Across the village green, past the village hall, down the main street. All the time she offered a loud and hearty merry Mid-Winter to everyone she saw, and felt richer from each she received in return. By the time she got to Ross' street her cheeks were rosy and she was thoroughly out of breath from the exertion. She smiled as it dawned on her that the only time she had seen this street before had been in last night's dream. Dream or not, she knew the moment she saw the reef of holly that she was in the right place.

Pulling her self up to her full height, she puffed out her chest and rapped tunefully on the door. There were lights on inside, and she felt as if she could almost sense the warming glow penetrating out through the door. Not a physical warmth, but the warmth of love, family, and being together at Mid-Winter.

'I'LL GET IT...'

A familiar voice sounded from inside, and a light came on in the hallway as a figure drew near. There was an energy building up inside Connie, starting like butterflies in her stomach, rising up, and threatening to blow her hat off in a volcanic eruption of tinsel and sequins. She had run here with such eagerness, that she hadn't actually considered for one second what to say, or what Ross' reaction might be.

'Merry Mid-Winter!' Connie threw her arms up, causing Ross to recoil backwards into the hallway in fear. The young man scampered in reverse along the corridor until it became apparent that he was in no immediate danger.

'Me-me-merry...' He scanned his partner up and down, his poor little head unable to process any of this. 'Wha-what are you wearing?' He asked after the results of his full-sarcasm-scan (remarkably) came back negative.

'Oh this?' Connie looked down at her outfit. 'Its nothing. I'm here to wish you a merry Mid-Winter.' She beamed. 'And I wanted to say sorry about yesterday. You were right, and I was wrong.' This whole situation clearly just didn't work. Ross literally couldn’t get the words out of his mouth.

'Okay.' He said getting to his feet and dusting himself down. 'You'd better come in then.' Ross added as it became clear he wasn't going to take a fist in the face, or have a door kicked off its hinges. It struck Connie that he too must have thought he was dreaming, after the transformation in just twenty-four hours.

'Thanks,' Connie answer with some uncharacteristic humility as she entered the doorway.

'Did you just have a change of heart?' Ross asked, taking a step back. He knew the routine, and was clearly being careful not to enter her personal space - it was something she had always made clear not to do.

'Eh... I maybe had a little bit help in seeing the error of my ways.' She replied, before rising up slowly and giving him a kiss. 'Or the medication could just be working better...'

This was too much for Ross, who seemed to think to himself for a full minute before a shrug of his shoulders conceded that he had nothing to say. 'Please,' he pointed towards the door to his left. 'We're all unwrapping presents...' He hesitated for a second, before leading her through. 'Just so you know mum makes these terrible festive jumpers every year - I just wanted to let you know that so it's not a nasty surprise.'

'Don't worry,' Connie reassured him, slipping off her coat and boots. 'I feel like I already knew that somehow.'


Schottia 3-1 Turori @ Raceway Nest
Line-up: Gould, Watt, Doig, Souter, M.Ünterhausen, Conjure, Stenberg, Coultan (Alan), Rudden, Soria-Luna (Killanen), Martel-Burns (Renshaw)
Goals: Martel-Burns (2), Alan


Schottia faced Turori at the Raceway Nest, knowing that a win would move them a massive step closer to the World Cup final. That corner of Atlantian Oceania had a habit of producing opponents whom Schottia historically struggle against. Also, given the fact that the Cocoabos defeated Schottia recently at the Olympics, it meant there was certainly some added spice to this fixture. Experienced heads, Larry Watt, Paul Doig, and Gareth Souter all came back into the defence; while Camile Soria Luna also got a recall, replacing Eoin Killanen in the attacking midfield.

Schottia were left badly exposed on the counter attack at the Olympics, and judging by the way they set up carefully in this match, it was clear that Lionel Mah had taken note of the U23's failures. This senior Schottia side seemed content to remain patient, and try not to fall into the trap of being overwhelmed by the fact that the were playing Cocoabos. Line Stenberg has had a real breakthrough eighteen months, with both club and country, and she was a pivotal player for them again in this match. The Kingsgrove girl also had a hand in Schottia's opening goal, her forward run forcing Cocoabo #59 to concede a throw-in in a dangerous area. Doig's subsequent missile of a throw succeeded in causing the desired confusion, allowing Connie Martel-Burns to flick the ball beyond Cocoabo #85 and into the back of the net. After a mixed showing during the qualifiers it seems as if the Martel-Burns has re-found some of her consistency at the finals, and the Polaris striker added a second shortly before the break. A piercing through-ball from Evelyn Conjure set the 24-year-old racing in on goal, to give Schottia one foot in the semi-final.

This match was far from one-sided, and displayed a fascinating contrast in playing styles between the two teams. Both Cocoabo #91 and Cocoabo #99 looked dangerous going forward, and Larry Watt had to be alert to shepherd a forward ball from the former out of play. The Cocoabos did manage to pull one back however, and as Cocoabo #64 bolted in to take advantage of a rare Gould mistake, it was probably deserved on the balance of play. Lionel Mah brought on some fresh legs in the closing stages of the match, and both Eoin Killanen and Alexander Alan seemed to imbue Schottia with some pace and directness. It would be Port Sebastian man, Alan, who had the final say in this game as he spirited clear to score the side's third from a very tight angle.

Schottia now face a rematch with South Covello, one which promises to be tight, given the fact the Esportivan side have already disposed of The Holy Empire and Pasarga this tournament. At stake, of course, is a place in the final of World Cup 79.

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Postby Farfadillis » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:47 pm

"It's the last minute of extra time. Farfadillis are down by one goal. WIll it be the end of our historic run? Is this really the obstacle we can't surpass? Frêndê recovers the ball. He passes to Wanderis. Wanderis with the ball. Mêndêlöíndçêl receives. He looks up. It's a long pass to Friekder. Astonishing speed from the winger. Dandalleion with the ball! He gets past the defender! Passes to the edge of the boooooox! TUZZIO HAS IT! HE SHOOOOOOOTS! JUST OVER THE BAR! And it's over! United Gordonopia three, Farfadillis two. The dream's over. It had to end at some point, and it has ended now. Thank you, lads, it's been a fantastic run, you've made the nation proud!"

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It hadn't been an easy shot. By all accounts, he would've been the hero that night if he'd scored it. But still, if there was one play in his career that Ichi relived again and again, it was that one. With it, Farfadillis could've reached their first semifinal twenty-eight years ago. That World Cup 63 team was nowhere nearly as star-studded as the current one, but it had young talent and a passion that no Farf team since then has been able to match. Dandalleion and him formed what would prove one of the best pairs in the history of the Farf national team, even after almost three decades. Only Kâí-Fôx and Wínrôuge-Çíânflöné could compare. They surprised the Multiverse in that World Cup.

Yet, when he got home after that tournament, he felt no happiness. No pride. Only regret. The regret of just slightly overhitting that ball. The regret of grazing the crossbar and watching the other team celebrate when it could've been them. And now, after retiring, the regret of knowing none of the players in that team ever reached the semifinals. Many of his teammates wound up having illustrious careers, but all of them probably still regretted that game the most when it was all said and done.

The game against the hosts was boring Tuzzio a bit. Despite both teams featuring great offensive talents, they seemed rather afraid of each other. That was especially rare for a Farf team. He yawned, then decided it was as good a time as any to go to the bathroom. He grabbed his cane and stood up with its help, then slowly made his way to the bathroom. The cane didn't just help him walk. It also served as a stern reminder that there were more important things in life than football.

Just as he was zipping up his pants, he overheard the TV.

"Trejo steals the ball. It's a pass to Monrazón..."

Realizing this was probably a counterattack, Ichi grabbed his cane and began making his way as quickly as he could to the TV.

"Monrazón has the ball. He passes to Ror. Ror eyes his options."

He couldn't quite place it, but he felt a very familiar feeling. One of deep melancholy. He opened the bathroom door.

"He chooses a long pass to Lüí. Impressive speed from the winger. Wçêíl has the ball!"

Why was he suddenly so nervous? It was just another play. Chances are they wouldn't even score anyway.

"He dribbles past the defender! Crosses to the edge of the booooooox! IT'S ELEONÓRA!

And then it hit him.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

As exhilaration filled his veins, Tuzzio ran across the room shaking his arms and shouting just like the commentator.

"LÁZÁR ELEONÓRA! LÁZÁR PUTS FARFADILLIS AHEAD OF CENI IN THE TWENTY-FIFTH MINUTE! The stadium can't quite believe it! Absolutely brilliant shot from the Eura-based winger.

When Tuzzio recovered his composure, he looked at his hands for a second. He wasn't holding his cane. With this realization, he fell to the floor, like so many times before and unlike so many times before.

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"There's only five minutes left. Farfadillis lead two to one. The Nepharim are desperate for a goal. We could be making history here! Cawdor with the ball. It's a pass to Amokachi. She opts to pass it back. It goes to Elaine Ashdown now. She's facing Bârr! Impressive dribbling from Elaine! She shoots!"

"... And that's a goal for Nephara. They have equalized in the nick of time. This game is headed for extra time. Farfadillis two, Nephara two."

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Ivaktör Bârr sat at his home in Ruland. After retiring from football, he'd teamed up with fellow footballer Frederik Wallenberg and set up a bar in downtown Ruland. It was called the Wallenbârr. It was now more popular than ever, though for entirely the wrong reasons. It had been one of the few bars to survive the bombing of Ruland. Memories of that day were like Tuzzio's cane. They served him as a stark reminder that there are more important things in life than football.

However, sometimes Bârr couldn't help but relive that match against Nephara. He'd come on for an injured Pickton. He hadn't done much of anything when Elaine Ashdown took him on and left him utterly humiliated, before placing the ball beyond Tzâín's reach. They would end up losing that game on penalties. Even though he was at the tail end of his career, that was the game Ivaktör regretted the most. Even more than the six-one thrashing against Eura. At least they hadn't even come close in that game. Oh, but that game against Nephara. Against the incumbent champions. Remembering that was just painful.

"Looks like Süns will have to leave the pitch. Unfortunate injury for our beloved centreback. Gìárdìnâ will be coming on as his replacement."

Ivaktör gulped. Minute seventy-four. Just two off minute seventy-six... He didn't want to let that memory cloud his thoughts, though. Farfadillis were winning, and they were also playing like the better team. With a bit more luck, Wínrôuge would've put them two ahead with that long shot a few minutes before.

Ivaktör figured his anxiety was too much to bear. He thought it would be better to walk two blocks to the Wallenbârr and let the atmosphere and the alcohol distract him. As expected, there was no sight of a single soul on the way to the bar. Everyone was watching the game.

"I'll have one Líbërë Rülândéá, Frederik." He announced casually as he took the seat that the young lad in front of him generously offered him by moving aside after he shoved him. Libërë Rülândéá was perhaps the only good thing the Rulandese revolution had left to the country. A drink made from rum and cola, it was now the typical Rulandese's favorite way to forget the hardships of life. Originally a symbol of revolution, it was now merely a symbol of melancholy. That's why a few heads turned when he asked for that drink. Farfadillis were winning, after all.

"You're about to get it, trust me" was his nonchalant response to the confused stares.

A good ten minutes later, Ivaktör was somehow already on his third drink. He shook it slightly in his hand and eyed it timidly. He realized he was probably letting the memories of the last few years, not only those of the game against Nephara, crawl back into his head. Everyone was struggling with that lately. The situation in Farfadilis had never been so unstable.

"Only three minutes left. Farfadillis are currently beating the hosts one-nil. The Cenians are looking desperate. We're very close to our second semifinal. Onasi has the ball. That's a pass to Koromin. Koromin looks for Arrowsword, who's dropped deeper these last few minutes."

Ivaktör downed his drink in the blink of a second.

"He finds him. Arrowsword with the ball. He's facing Gìárdìnâ. Brilliant dribbling. He goes for iiiiiiiiit."

There was silence in the Wallenbâr. Then, suddenly, there was a thunderous sound. The sound glass makes when thrown into a wall by a behemoth.

"... And the hosts score. Flashes of World Cup 75 here. Looks like we're headed for extra time. Farfadillis one, Ceni one."

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"It is Dandalleion's turn. If he scores, it will be sudden death penalties. If he misses, we're out. All of the weight rests on his shoulders. He can help us punch a ticket into the quarterfinals. Come on, Friekder! Here he cooooooooomes. It's been saved. The Holy Empire are through. Farfadillis are out in the second round for the third time in a row."

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To say Dandalleion was annoyed would be an understatement. After getting back into the stress of football by being Tuzzio's assistant, all he wanted after Buyan's elimination in the Cup of Harmony was to relax in his vacation home in Vilita. But no, of course la Vherderoja had to ruin his holidays with games like this one.

After no goals in extra time, the game had now gone to penalties. Koromin had scored his. It was now Fôrté Wínrôuge's turn.

Even though Dandalleion had always strived to be the best footballer he could be (everyone agreed he was the most consummate professional they'd ever met), he never really was one to resent another footballer for being better than him. It was true that, when he retired, he had been up to that point the best Farf player in history. However, when Risko Kâi raised questions about that some years later, Friekder didn't mind. He still thought he was slightly ahead of him, but it was definitely close. That's why when Fôrté popped up, he wasn't bitter. He was just glad that Farfadillis had such a talented player in their ranks. He never told anyone, but as soon as he saw the kid in his first training match with the national team, he knew he'd go farther than him.

But now, Fôrté's talent only made him fear. He'd been there before. Not on taking the first shot, but taking the last. Still, a penalty shoot-out can make even the most unflinching players flinch. There's nobody fearless enough to calmly slot in one of those. Wínrôuge was famously calm, but Friekder was one of those who knew he couldn't possibly be calm enough. When the camera focused on him, he saw that same face he had made fourteen years before. He'd watched the replays again and again, endlessly tormenting himself. That calm demeanor that ever-so-slightly reveals internal panic. He had no doubts. Fôrté would miss.

He took just three steps and proceeded to sky his penalty. Dandalleion still felt slight disappointment at that. There was a slight hope that he'd prove once again that he was the better player, but hope dies fast.

However, Onasi missed just after him, which relieved Dandalleion. Then, it was Çíânflöné's turn. While Wínrôuge had barely shown how nervous he was, Täjó's face screamed for help. It was really confusing to Friekder, since, last he had heard, Täjó had nerves of steel. Çíânflöné fell on his way to kicking the ball, which made his shot go to the center rather than the left, as he had clearly intended. Though the Cenian keeper dove correctly, the ball still went in because of that. A sigh of relief for all Farves.

After that, del Toro had his shot stopped by Metz. It hadn't been a bad shot, but the Farf keeper was clearly top notch at penalty saving. Then, it was Eleonóra's turn. The winger was also extremely clutch, and he showed it. He placed it in a top corner.

Ceni's fourth penalty was taken by Valaran, who shot to the right as Metz dove the other way. Then it was Jevdjevic-Hadsic's turn, and he scored in much the same way. Farfadillis were leading three-two, and it was Ceni's fifth penalty. However, in Friekder's mind, it was actually four-three, and the one taking the penalty was him, not Andrew Arrowsword.

When the camera focused on the Cenian star, Friekder could only see himself. He could already see the penalty playing out before him. A shot to the right, not well-placed and Metz saving it.

But he was wrong, because Andrew Arrowsword was a completely different player from him. Instead, the Cenian chipped the ball. Calogero stayed in place, collected the ball, punted it towards the stands and began running towards his teammates.

"It is Arrowsword's turn. He has to score if he wants his team to go through. If he misses, they're out. Come on, Calogero! He chips it AND CALOGERO STAYS PUT AND SAVES IT! WE'RE IN THE SEMIFINALS! FARFADILLIS IN THE SEMIFINALS ONCE AGAIN! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU CALOGERO METZ!"
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This is your semifinal cutoff!
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Slightly early, as both semifinalists here have RP'd ... Which one of them will become Heroes to their people? Find out with these results!
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Postby Schottia » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:31 am

Countdown


Lionel Mah and Colin Donaldson

What in the Multiverse did Schottia need to do to beat Bonesea? It was a good question, and one which Lionel Mah and his assistant Colin Donaldson were currently pouring over. It was tedious work, and they had watched so many hours of the Sailors' matches they were actually starting to feel seasick. It was certainly true that the Boneys had a unique approach to game, and half way through watching their highly impressive group stages win over hosts, Ceni, the managerial duo weren't much closer to unlocking the formula.

Schottia had traditionally struggled against attacking sides, it was no secret. They had never beaten Farfadillis in three World Cup meetings, and of course there was the more pressing issue of the opponents at hand. Two major tournament finals, two defeats in high-octane matches - the fact that both had been on home soil only added salt to the wound. A 1-2-7 formation just shouldn't work, but somehow it did, and Pythagoras Jones clearly had the personnel who could pull it off. What could Schottia realistically try:

1. Bring in the heavies?
2. Pack the defence?
3. Put a sweeper in place?
4. Play with extra wing-backs?
5. Put a midfielder in the holding role?

These were some of the questions Mah and Donaldson had been asking themselves most of the morning (and all of the night before). One thing was for sure, sticking to the game plan didn't seem to work. They had tried that twice already and both times it had turned the match into an end-to-end shoot out, which they inevitably came out on the wrong side of. They could chance their luck again, but if it failed for a third time then the fans were not going to forgive them.

Schottia had plenty of spunk, but they weren't a physical side: that ruled out option one. Playing five at the back was a possibility; but there was no one in the current team who was used to playing that system. The same went for the idea of playing with wing-backs in front of the side-backs, there was no one in the side who would be comfortable playing an unorthodox system like that. The fact that Schottia don't have a world-class holding midfielder had never been an issue for them... until now, and Lionel Mah would have chewed his arm off right now for a Catherine Gryphon.

It was this point in the morning (after the overly-stewed-coffee endued delirium began to set in) that Mah and Donaldson remembered why they had never tinkered before. Schottia had a team of players who were very dynamic within a narrow range, but as a squad, they were still pretty thin. The answer wasn't exactly simple, yet after all possibilities had been exhausted, it was the only one left staring them in the face:

Starting line up for the final:
(4-1-4-1) Gould - Hordern, Doig, Paul, M.Ünterhausen - Souter - Coultan, Rudden, Counjure, Stenberg - Martel-Burns.


Corinne Martel-Burns

Connie hadn't bothered to dry her after the shower; the coolness against the back of her neck was helping to keep her alert. She wasn't sure how many hours sleep she'd got last night, and looking around the hotel foyer, it was fair to say her teammates were in the same boat. Not that it mattered: the adrenalin would be enough to keep them going through the day, it would be tomorrow, or maybe the day after tomorrow before they felt it. Long after the last ball was kicked, long after the last glass of celebratory/commiseratory beer had been drunk, the players would feel the sapping fatigue of what had been a long and tiring cycle.

Connie had always wondered how this would feel. Her love of football, combined with her inflated opinion of her own abilities, meant that playing in the World Cup final was something she'd realistically considered. When she was a kid it was with Quebec of course, but she had finally made it, and the colour of the shirt didn't matter much to her.

Connie was looking forward to a scrap. Last time Schottia had played Bonesea she had been up in court for, well... scrapping. If Schottia were going down tonight, then she, for one, was going down fighting.


The Ghost of Mr Hanson

'For goodness sake; one telly in the whole of Heaven and it's on the fucking blink..!' Mr Hanson grumbled as he sat in his usual seat at the back of the Paradise Lounge, sipping on his beer. His glare was fixed on that useless young angel who - in his humble opinion - didn't know his arse from his wing tip. 'See if I miss Schottia in the World Cup final because of your fannying about, you'll be getting your blood wings clipped.'

'Eh.... Eh, sorry Mr Hanson...' The angel replied as his adjusted the aerial for the umpteenth time. 'Just a moment...'

'They've had digital telly down on Earth for the last twenty years.' Mr Hanson grumbled to the other ghost sat beside him. 'And yet, the Paradise Lounge are still using something that looks like a blood old coat hanger to get a signal.'

'I tell you...' Said Hamish, the ghost of a pastor who died a couple hundred years back. 'I can't wait until that other angel comes back from their holidays, this guy cannot run a pub...' Hamish and Mr Hanson had struck up a friendship shortly after the latter's death, bonding over a mutual appreciation of alcohol and moaning.

'Run a pub!' Mr Hanson raised his voice so as the angel could clearly hear him. 'I wouldn't trust him run a fucking bath.' All the time the poor young angel was getting more and more anxious, as the television teased him with glimpses of picture amongst the snow of white noise.

'That's it... No... Back a bit... A bit to your left... No your left... Stage right... '

Mr Hanson and Hamish probably thought they were helping, but it couldn't have been further from the truth. There was a tension in the air as the kick-off drew nearer, and Mr Hanson was missing his precious pre-match coverage.

'THERE!!!' A shout went up in Heaven, as at last, SBC's coverage of the match came into acceptable focus. 'Now get out the fucking way, and keep quiet.'


Evelyn Conjure and Ross Renshaw

'Ev, this is it!' Ross Renshaw spluttered, tugging at his teammate's training top as they walked out to the bus. It felt like there should be some dramatic music, something to mark this occasion. It was unlikely, however, that anyone was about to roll the red carpet out for a bunch of footballers getting on a bus.

'I know.' Evelyn Conjure shrugged him off as kindly as she could. 'Calm down, it's just another match at the end of the day.' Just another match? It was unlikely Ross was going to believe her, and even less likely she would believe herself. Playing the role of Ross's older sister seemed to weirdly help Evelyn in these situations. It was almost like a parent finding a hidden strength through dealing with their children's problems. The former Blue Coast players had always been roommates on international duty, although Ross was spending more and more time with Connie, and Evelyn only generally saw him when it was time for bed. Did she approve of her de facto brother's choice in women? Absolutely not. But she was the kind of person who believed in letting others make their own choices - even if it meant sleeping with a violent psychopath.

'You're right, I just need to try and keep calm.' He nodded, as they waited on the tarmac. 'Maybe try counting sheep or something...'

'If you want to put yourself to sleep.' Evelyn smiled and shook her head. 'Look, there's your girlfriend.' She pointed ten metres or so behind them, to where Connie was stood alone - the other players being careful not to come within swinging distance. 'Maybe you guys should chat striker stuff. Exchange some ideas, it might give you the edge...'

'Do you think?' Ross asked, watching Evelyn nod her agreement. 'Okay, eh, eh, well good luck Ev.'

'Ross... I'll see you on the bus in about two minutes.' She laughed as her friend shook his mop of brown curls - cringing at his own stupidity - before heading off like a lost sheep to join his partner. She'd given him an excuse to go, partly because she needed a little bit of space. Ross meant well - in fact he was the epitome of the well-meaning fool - but he had a habit of vomiting words when he got nervous. Evelyn wanted to concentrate for a bit - she wanted the chance to get nervous herself. She needed some of the energy that accompanied nerves; she needed that sharpness you felt the morning before an exam. This was going to be a test like none she had ever experienced before. Since they exploded onto the scene, as a mismatch of amateurs in Baptism of Fire 62, Bonesea had already made it to all three WCC tournament finals. In five short cycles they had reached to the World Cup final - Schottia had taken more time than that just to reach the tournament proper.

She knew perfectly well just how pivotal she was to the team. Lionel Mah did his best to disguise this form her - the Quebecois was clever and she appreciated the effort he made to keep the pressure off. She knew though.

Last time she had played Bonesea, Evelyn had actually scored straight from the kick-off, inside the first minute. It seemed like a lifetime ago, and somehow everything had changed so quickly after that. After the Independents Cup II she was no longer just a squad player - it went from her playing alongside Jenny McDonald, to Jenny McDonald playing alongside her. The difference was subtle, but they way it changed her standing within the team was huge.

She had more pressure and responsibility, but with those came the potential for reward. One great performance here, her very best performance, and no one was going to ever forget who she was.


Gary and Amanda Brewer

'Let me see your finger nails.' Gary asked, holding Amanda's hand up to the sky to better gauge their length. 'Nope... too short. The nails of your thumb and forefinger, that is to say.' He let his wife's arm fall back down at her side. Allowing someone else to pick his strawberries was a big exercise in trust for Gary Brewer, and one he clearly wasn't yet ready to accept.

'What do you mean?' Amanda sounded taken aback, rising from her haunches and dusting some of the soil from her knees. 'You said roughly one and a half millimetres long...'

'Yours are closer to one millimetre, maybe one-point-two-five if you're lucky.' Gary shook his head in apology as he too got to his feet. 'Look at mine.' He held his fingers up to the light. 'That's the perfect length. Any shorter than that, and you are in danger of pulling too hard on the stem. Any longer and you might damage the fruit when you place it in the basket. I'm sorry.'

'Well I guess you're picking by yourself again today...' Amanda sighed as she walked from the strawberry patch, all the time watched by her husband who checked she was putting her feet in the correct places. As hard as it was to believe, this was actually progress. Amanda was the first person, other than Gary, to set foot in the patch since the sparrows incident two years ago. It had taken days of practicing where to put her feet and manicuring her nails, but Gary had finally been ready to let the person he trusted most in the world set foot on the hallowed ground.

'Yeah, maybe another two days, and your nails might have grown sufficiently.' Gary called over, actually quite relieved that she was leaving. 'If you want to compare them to mine at any time you don't need to ask, just grab my hand and look at it.'

'You're too kind.' Amanda answered sarcastically, relieved also that she had made it to the other side in one piece. Gary had a kerchief tied to an old broom handle that he used chase unwanted birds from the netting; she would not have put it past him to use it on a person. 'I'm going to collect some water from the stream and put the kettle on. Would you like a ginger infusion?' She asked wiping some of the sweat from her brow, and retying her bandana. It was a beautiful morning in South East Rushmore, and in the summer, Gary's garden could become a real suntrap.

'Oh yes please.' Gary answered, as he painstakingly put the netting back in place. 'It's been a stressful morning.'

Amanda doubted than very much, but said nothing, as she plodded off towards the steam, grateful for the slight breeze that was picking up. Amanda loved the way the blades of grass bent in the wind, she loved the way she knew every inch of the valley she called home. What's more, when you spent every day of the year surrounded by such beauty, you really got to know every part of yourself too. She hummed as she crouched down to fill the kettle, not any tune in particular, just the gentle vibrations of nature.

Here, nothing touched the Brewers. The world outside the valley passed by like some distant story; a place you spoke of but rarely visited. Here they were safe an insulated from the pantomime of modern life, which seemed unreal and made up. Here, in their little corner of Laith, the World Cup could not have been of any less consequence.


Schottia 1-0 South Covello
Line-up: Gould, Hordern, Doig, Souter, M.Ünterhausen, Conjure, J.Ünterhausen, Alan (Stenberg), Rexmont, Killanen (Bánach), Martel-Burns (Curren)
Goals: Rexmont

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This is your last cutoff from the Cenian side!
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Postby Drawkland » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:15 pm

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Cutoff for the World Cup Final.

Two nations, crossing paths again and again. Legends in their own right, feared by many, meeting for the third time, on the biggest stage of them all. Schottia and Bonesea, at it again.

Fans from around the multiverse flock to Drawkland. Many from Tyran, "many" from the Wide Enness Ocean. Many from Drawkland and Sonnel to see their new landmark and spectacle on the biggest stage they've hosted so far. Many from anywhere and everywhere, simply to see the spectacle of it all. The stadium, the legendary players, one of the highest-powered World Cups in ages.
Many simply because they falsely assumed their team would go further than they did and didn't sell their tickets in time.

The match was far from starting, and the entire Grand Gate Park complex was buzzing. The Grand Gate itself taking in fans by the thousands, a flood of people, perhaps the most attending a final in recent history. The sun was setting, beautiful orange and red streaks showing over the sky and late sunbeams shining from behind the mountains and hills. Those who lived in Drawkland knew that if you looked at the horizon just right, you could see Sonnel's much smaller second sun against the sky. The minutes pass, and the sun goes all the way down. The stadium's facade suddenly lights up, slowly at first, lights fading from nothing into bright jewels. The onslaught of fans begins to the slow.

Seven Stars Stadium is filled to the brim.

The attention now is on the inside. The people stare in awe and wonder at the spectacle. As they all shuffle in to find their brand-new seats, the roof (which was previously open to show the partly cloudy sky before nightfall) begins to shift and close. The general noise of people getting settled in masks the already rather quiet sliding noise. On the many beautifully-crafted screens, logos of the Boney and Schottian National Teams float back and forth, while others display highlights of the teams over their many victories of this cycle. On each screen though, in some fashion, is the countdown to the kickoff. Slowly ticking by, as the anxiety in each invested fan grows deeper.

With 15 minutes left on the ticker, the lights slowly dim. Most fans are in their seats and ready now, as the programs they received and the ticket confirmation messages indicated there would be a short pregame presentation at around that time. The lights go nearly out, besides the ticking clock on the screens. Cameras everywhere flash, spatters of pinpoint lights capturing the darkness. Suddenly, the field itself lights up. The digital turf, a strange yet beautiful mix of the natural and artificial, slowly lights into a Drawkian flag, over a hundred meters wide. The lights fade out, and a tall man walks out onto the field. It's Iarocav.

"Welcome to Drawkland, all of you. Except those that already live here, of course." he chuckled slightly, and a few in the crowd did as well. "As Drawkland's leader for as long as anyone can remember, it is my personal honor to host all of you for this momentous match. Before we start this titanic matchup, please join us in the singing and playing of our anthems - first "The Great Pentad," of Drawkland, followed by "Boney" of Bonesea, and finally "Call of The Far Off Hills" of Schottia."

Each anthem was played in succession, once the applause for one ended the next began. During this transitional period, the digital display on the turf shifted from Drawkland's flag, to Bonesea's flag, to finally Schottia's flag. The ensembles and singers (rather loosely applied term for the Bonesea anthem of course) for each anthem were selected by their respective nations' associations, of course. When they were finished, the Schottian flag gave way to the normal green colored turf, which was an easy transition. The World Cup logo appeared in the midfield circle, along with association logos in the open areas of the field and the nation's flags lightly shaded inside their 18 yard box.

Iarocav, Meliauden, Ellzidan, and several other notable Drawkian figures were on the pitch and assisted with the coin toss. The officiating crew, including the main referee, were all staffed locally from Drawkland or Ceni. JK Cottle and Kim Coultan met in the center of the midfield logo, Drawkian referee Randall Rex (who's officiated many Drawkian league finals and picked up World Cup experience these last few cycles) standing between them. He conducted the coin toss efficiently and freely, like his style of officiating, and the players took their positions.

The scoreboard clocks reached zero. The scoreline graphics appeared on each screen.

The World Cup had begun ...

... and just like that, it was over.
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Postby Schottia » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:11 am

Eight months after the World Cup final.

Ross Renshaw barely recognised the woman sat opposite him, and glancing round the trendy little Whitehaven coffee shop, it seemed none of the customers did either. Clad in a white blouse, sky-blue cardigan, knee-length skirt, and sensible shoes, Corinne Martel-Burns actually looked, well... kind of pleasent. Hair neatly tied back, glasses perched on the end of her nose, and minus her usual trowel full of eyeliner, Ross would have been perfectly comfortable with introducing her to his grandparents. The Cednia Beach striker had been trying to process this since the moment he had gotten off the plane yesterday evening for their summer holidays together. He was still no closer to working out what his partner was up to, when the waiter interrupted his train of thought.

'Oh, yes please.' Connie answered gleefully, on being prompted for her order. 'May I please have a glass of sparkling water please?' She added, handing back the menu with a polite smile.

'And for you Sir.' The waiter asked Ross, who was busy trying to lift his jaw from the table. He hadn't heard his girlfriend use the word please twice in the entire time he had known her, let alone in the same sentence.

'Eh... eh... um... Warkling Spat... I mean, sparkling water too...'

'Please...' Connie added, smiling. 'Sparkling water please, Ross, be polite.'

'Okay.' Ross hissed, leaning in close, as the waiter disappeared from earshot. 'What's all this about?'

'What's all what about darling?' Connie smiled folding her hands in front of her. 'I just think it's nice to use good manners when you're out and about.'

'I talking about this' Ross prodded at a broach pinned to the lapel of Connie's jacket. 'All of this. You don't dress like this, you don't say please, you don't worry about offending people.' He narrowed his eyes. 'What are you up to? You've not been the same since Mid-Winter.'

'Ross!' Connie looked wounded, as she reached out for one of his hands, holding it caringly between hers. 'It's still the same me, I've just made one or two subtle lifestyle changes, that's all.'

'SUBTLE LIFESTYLE...' The waiter returned with their waters, stopping Ross mid-yell.

'Thank you so much waiter.'

'Cheers...' Ross waited, once more, until they were left alone. 'Subtle lifestyle changes? There were flowers- in a vase- in your flat! We had croissants for breakfast! You're clothes are ironed!'

'Can a young woman not turn over a new leaf?' Connie looked around to make sure no one was listening.

'Yes! But this isn't so much a new leaf, as a new book.' Ross replied. 'Can you please tell me what's going on?'

'Listen, if WANT TO FUC... if I want to dress a certain way, treat others as I'd like to be treated, then I don't see the harm in that.'

Ross watched as Connie composed herself. She took a deep breath, cramming the rage back inside her chest cavity, before locking it away with a sip from her glass of water. With the fiery monster back in its lair, she simply swept a few loose hairs back behind her ear, and smile pleasantly. There was something infinitely worse about this new look Connie. Before, you always knew where you stood; you knew where the blow was coming from. Now, however, it was like having lunch with a landmine. The World Cup had been mentally and physically exhausting by itself, and to be honest Ross still hadn't quite recovered. Trying to process this change that Connie seemed to have miraculously gone through over Mid-Winter made things even harder. Ross had done a web-search to try and ascertain what side effects she might be experiencing as a result of her new medication. It was clear just from looking at her, that she was losing her grip on reality. Like a mountaineer, clinging to the glacial ice with their fingertip, about to slide into the abyss.

The last thing he wanted was to get her flustered again. He had been woken at six in the morning, and ran to bathroom, thinking that something was seriously wrong. When he got there Connie was clutching the bathroom sink with a force that could have splintered bone, screaming into the plughole. It turned out that she had went to the toilet and checked the news on her phone, only to find that a second bid from Vermillion Rage had been turned down by the club.

He had had enough to worry about himself over the last twelve months, playing in the V-League now, and with the pressure that they were all feeling as World Cup winners. He knew Connie must have been feeling it too. Like a balloon full of explosive gasses, ready to pop. Ross could have murdered Alexis Spurlock - actually put his hands round their neck and choked them to death. Connie had been keeping cool about a move up till that point, and was actually working harder at Polaris; now it was all she was talking about. Modern day slavery. Abuse of their position. Given the fact that she had the appearance of someone battling daemonic possession every time the topic was brought up, Ross did his best to keep the subject off the table. It had been a strange old year that was for sure...


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Football special- World Cup 79 Grand Final


Schottia 3–2 Bonesea @ Seven Stars Stadium, Drawkland
Line-up: Gould, Hordern, Doig, Paul, M.Ünterhausen, Souter, Conjure, Stenberg (Bánach), Coultan (Soria-Luna), Rudden (Renshaw), Martel-Burns
Goals: Martel-Burns (2), Soria-Luna


One of the enduring rivalries of the last decade - Schottia verses Bonesea. Despite the fact that the two teams could not be more different in many regards, their rise up the world rankings had mirrored each other with an eerie similarity. The Cup of Harmony 68 and the second Independents Cup finals, these had been big matches, and there was no love lost between these two teams.

The Seven Stars Staduim promised a fitting showground for what was to be a great contrast in playing style. Tightly organised, well managed, hard working, Lionel Mah's Schottia would face of against a side, who under Pythagoras Jones, had reinvented attacking football with their 1-2-7 formation.

You could have almost fit the entire population of Bonesea inside the 250,000 seater stadium, and with only six and a half million Schottians, it was testament to the excitement generated by this match that the place was filled to the rafters. As team captains Kim Coultan and JK Cottle faced off in the centre circle, the Tyranians would have been hoping the height difference between the two wouldn't be a metaphor for what was to follow.

Schottia lined up in an unconventional 4-1-4-1, with Gareth Souter employed in the holding role. Camila Soria-Luna had been dropped to the bench, with Falourr's Stephen Paul brought in as additional defensive cover. It was a cruel blow for the Marine Coast attacker to miss out on a final start, but conventional tactics had never worked against Bonesea in the past, and it was clear that Mah was going to need to think outside the box. Souter had played that role historically, but had been on the left side a back three for most of his career in Ceni, and this was going to be a real test of his character.

The Sailors had taken Farfadillis apart in the semi-final, and after fifteen minutes, the crowd at the Seven Stars Stadium were probably getting rough idea how. Masters of the smash and grab, it seemed that every time Schottia lost possession, their defence had their backs to the walls as Bonesea flew forward en masse. Ogma Codd rattled the underside of Harry Gould's crossbar, and the phenomenal Cade Jones was perhaps unlucky to have had his seventeenth minute goal chalked off for an infringement. Schottia had a possession advantage, but unfortunately not far enough up the park to make it count.

Schottia were flying by the seat of their trousers, but on the twenty-third minute, a little bit of magic from Chloe Rudden gave them the lead. Paul Doig won a throw in just inside the Schottia half, and rather than taking it long, he opted to play the ball short to the Sabrefell Athletic winger. Rudden ate up space down the left flank quickly, and with no right-back to speak-off only had JK Cottle to contend with. Speed was key to the attacking move, and not allowing Bonesea any time to regroup, Rudden was able to pick out Corinne Martel-Burns for the opener. The Polaris striker, who just doesn’t miss from one-on-one situations, tucked the ball past Donkey Ray Harton, for a goal that will live long in her memory.

The goal really brought the game to life, and seemed to serve as the spark this tinderbox had been waiting for. Just before half-time, Bonesea were back on level terms, as the flamboyant Osric Bunker showed Louis Hordern a clean set of heels, before finishing just inside the far post. This was crucial moment in the match, with the goal coming just as the Sailors looked to be getting frustrated.

In the second half, Schottia tried hard to press further up the park, with Line Stenberg almost setting Martel-Burns through for a second; while Coultan managed to test Harton with a shot from the edge of the area, but the Crawford City star couldn't get enough on her strike. The breakthrough was on its way however, with Camila Soria Luna making an immediate impact, after replacing Coultan in the midfield. The V-League star perhaps made a case for why she should have been on from the start, as she brought a directness, and sense of urgency to the attack. After coming close to teeing up Rudden, Luna gave the Auks the lead herself, shaking off Hippo Dipper before unleashing a vicious strike into the top corner.

There's a thread worn adage in football, and that is you're never more vulnerable than straight after you've scored. That indeed proved to be the case for Schottia in this instance, as Bonesea swept forward in literally they next passage of play, and equalised once more, through the ever dangerous Cade Jones. There's no doubt Schottia could have dealt with it better, and had his side gone on to lose, Lionel Mah would have clearly been raging at his defence.

However, as the match reached the ninety minute mark, Schottia had one last throw of the dice. Brinemouth's Evelyn Conjure picked up possession just inside the Bonesea half, and bringing the ball quickly forward, found Dilon Bánch just outside the 18-yard-box. The Handon United midfielder had Martel-Burns and Ross Renshaw to look for in the middle, but unable to see a way through, made it to the by-line before flashing a left footed strike across goal. Harton was taking no chances, and palmed the powerful effort wide for a corner kick. This was entering last chance territory, and there was a sense that extra time was on the horizon as Conjure got set to deliver the out-swinger from the right. Martel-Burns, timing her run from the edge of the area, got between the two defender who were left flat footed, to head the ball into the left hand side of the goal.

The striker earned a yellow card and a suspension for removing her top before jumping into the crowd, but it will have done little to diminish the moment for the 24-year-old. With just under four minutes of stoppage time to hold on, you could have cut the tension with a knife, but Schottia held out to be crowned World Cup 79 Champions.

It almost seemed like an impossible dream, even as recently as midpoint in the World Cup 76 cycle ranked 48th. Having missed out on qualification for the second time running, there were many sections of the Schottic press asking themselves if Schottia had found their level. Lionel Mah said from the start that he was here to win trophies with Schottia, even if few of us believed him. "If your only goal is to qualify, then that's all you'll you ever get...“ the Quebecois famously stated to the crowds of journalist, as he laid out his ambition plan to start filling the Harbour Hill Stadium trophy cabinet.

There have been many illustrious teams who have never competed on this stage, and never lifted the trophy, so this will be a moment savoured by fans and players alike.

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