The Southern Onion Awards 2017 - Results Revealed!

[Fauxia]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Consular]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Grey Wardens
Best trigger - The South Pacific
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - The South Pacific
Best breed of dog - Tim
Iron armchair - Mallorea & Riva
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific
Biggest drama queen - Cormac
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - The Land of Kings and Emperors
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Max Barry
Award for Yuno - Yuno
Favourite cheese - Zaolat

[Felt Karpit]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Vulturret]

This is great.

[Jack Reacher Dictatorship]

Best bird-themed raider organisation
The Roman Empire
-Best griffon-themed defender organisation
The Grey Wardens
-Best trigger
Update Length
-Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever
Fauxia
-Best breed of dog
beagle
Why are people listed here?
-Iron armchair
Crazy Girl
-16th century antique wooden armchair
Crazy Girl
-Fastest button-presser
Vincent Drake
-Biggest drama queen
I thought Tim was serious. Decline
-Best stationery-themed puppet storage region
SPRDNZ
-Favourite author/nation simulator creator
Decline
-Award for Yuno
Why is Tim keep being mentioned? Decline, I don't know who Yuno is.
-Favourite cheese
Cheddar

[Salvarity]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Pass
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders /The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Mostly Benevolent Tyranny]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Pollaetorian]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[RiderSyl]

Best bird-themed raider organisation - The Grey Wardens / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Raider Army / The Black Hawks / Right to Life Army / United States Air Force / Cormac / Great Britain and Ireland / SPSF / The Roman Empire
Best griffon-themed defender organisation - The Black Hawks / The Red Fleet / The Rejected Realms Army / SPSF / Right to Life Army / Cormac / Alliance Defense Network / The Invaders / The Grey Wardens / Lily / The Order of the Wirehaired Pooches
Best trigger - Glen / The curved one that looks like a nanner / Pinging Koth / All that Lazarus stuff / New Dolgaria / Cormac / Single Action (old school) / Kimchi v1.0 / Westwind / Christian Democrats / The South Pacific / Update length
Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever - Farengeto / Xi Jinping / Pergamon's Massive Purge / Zaolat / Fauxia / McClel Land / Red Dusk / 13yo Tim / Unibot / The Gameplay Awards OP / The South Pacific / Curious Observations / Toads
Best breed of dog - Cormac / Bombay cat / Mutt / North American River Otter / PUG / Tim / Frattastan / Vincent Drake / The Funkadelian wolf / beagles / Panda / the Grand Griffon Vendéen
Iron armchair - Glen / Bordiga / Mallorea & Riva / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Merlin / Codger / Lord Ravenclaw / Somyrion / Vincent Drake / Crazy Girl / Unibot
16th century antique wooden armchair - Belschaft / the Diversity / Reploid Productions / Zaolat / Christian Democrats / Roavin / Crazygirl / DYP / Vincent Drake / Someone who doesn’t weigh very much / Onder / Sedge / Atlantica
Fastest button-presser - The South Pacific / Glen / Alexey Stakhanov / Vincent Drake / Vandoosa / Catholic State of Eire / STEVE / Merlin / Sedgistan / Onderkelkia / GA spammers / Farengeto / Cormac
Biggest drama queen - Cormac / Tim / Misley / Deadeye Jack / Mekhet / Maxtopia / Elizabeth II / NSGP / TSP RMBers / Escade
Best stationery-themed puppet storage region - TSP Next / Communist / TRR / Violet Irises / Right to Life / The Invaders / The Land of Kings and Emperors / SPRDNZ / Ancient Lands / Lazarus / Elegance Pen and Paper
Favourite author/nation simulator creator - Farengeto / V. I. Lenin / Max Barry / Zaolat / Jesus Christ / Trump / Marilyn Manson / ur mum / Jolt Online Gaming / Pepe
Award for Yuno - Tsunamy / THE TRUMP WARRIORS / Yuno / Most Competent Opponent / One lock of my hair / Escade / best amateur hentai artist / Best person / Tim / The Pink One / Most Long-Lost Relatives
Favourite cheese - Swiss / The Charter of the South Pacific / Zaolat / Cheddah / Red Leicester / Ca-meme-bert / whale meat / Chocolate

[Pencil Sharpeners 2]

Results
I haven't read any of your votes because they don't matter.

The award for Best bird-themed raider organisation goes, of course, to The Invaders, despite not being nominated. It's almost suspicious.

The award for Best griffen-themed defender organisation also goes to The Invaders. Thanks for the years' supply of red-pepper hummus. Much appreciated.

The award for Best trigger goes to Winnie the Pooh's friend. The wonderful thing about triggers is that he's the only one.

The award for Best up-and-coming lifetime achiever goes to Man on the Street for getting all of GP to unite in the belief that his opinions are BS.

The award for Best breed of dog goes to the panda. Because pandas are awesome. If you don't like pandas, I worry about your moral compass.

The award for Iron armchair goes to Joffrey from Game of Thrones. I've just started watching it; he seems like a nice chap. I hope nothing bad happens to him.

The award for 16th century antique wooden armchair goes to Glen, because I know he really wants an award, and that he'll probably complain incessantly if I don't give him one.

The award for Fastest button-presser goes to Ken Jennings, obviously.

The award for Biggest drama queen goes to Cormac, in what has been described as the biggest surprise since water was wet.

the award for Best stationery-themed puppet storage region goes to Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage. I can do that because these are my awards. Try to stop me. You can't. #StillMoreTrustworthyThanAnAnonymousPuppet

The award for Favourite author/nation simulator creator goes to Max Barry, because he's standing behind me with one of those weird Australian spider things. I don't like it.

The award for Yuno goes to Yuno. There was some confusion in the nominations as to whether I was looking for people to be nominated or for an award to be suggested. Obviously, none of the blame can be directed at me for my ambiguous and unclear award category, it was everybody else's fault for not utilising their cranial innards to great effect.

The award for Favourite cheese goes to Vincent Drake, because he was nominated for a lot of categories (though not this one), but hadn't yet won any award, so I gave him this one. I don't think he's actually a type of cheese, but whatever. Nobody cares about accuracy.

Thank you for reading through this. I am not responsible for the overwhelming feeling of disappointment currently wrenching your intestines out. If you have any complaints, keep them to yourselves; I'm not your mother. Please come back in 10 years time for the next Southern Onion Awards.

[Jack Reacher Dictatorship]

Majorly dissapointing. I had no idea that Vincent Drake was a type of cheese. Then again Vincent Drake is a dream concept.

[United Massachusetts]

Applause to all our fabulous winners

[Somyrion]

I'll have you know that a griffen is, in fact, a type of cheese.

[Roavin]

That was bloody brilliant. <3

[Escade]

This was fun and yay <3

[Mostly Benevolent Tyranny]

Easily the best gameplay awards ever.

[Vincent Drake]

Some of the categories were pretty cheesy, but overall, the whey these awards were run shredded the other awards. The anonymous original host really bleu it and stringed us along without listening to our feedback, which wasn't just common cheddar, we had legitimate concerns. Other hosts milked this silliness for their own rancid purposes.

The Southern Onion Awards were just so goudand the commentary was so sharp in a medium where dull, mindless commentary is the bar. I have to congrateulate everyone who won, you did it, some of you really creamed the competition and wrapped up your categories. Winning my own category was a brieze, obviously.

[Vulturret]

Cool!

[Bloopo]

The award for Best trigger goes to Winnie the Pooh's friend. The wonderful thing about triggers is that he's the only one.

Good show, chap.

[The Church of Satan]

[b][u]The award for Biggest drama queen goes to Cormac, in what has been described as the biggest surprise since water was wet.

The award for Favourite author/nation simulator creator goes to Max Barry, because he's standing behind me with one of those weird Australian spider things. I don't like it.

These two made me chuckle. Best results ever!

Please come back in 10 years time for the next Southern Onion Awards.

I'll hold you to it!

[Escade]

This is why Vinny is the cheese...

Mozzarella...

[Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton]

I have one objection. You didn't make them all Zaolat.

Otherwise, this was beautiful.

[The Noble Thatcherites]

Wonderful. Also, please note that these awards actually ran according to schedule.