Aeiouia wrote:Roughly a few hundred astronomical units from the Cybertronian-controlled system, a sudden transmission is detected. This message appears to originate from a previously-undetected object; a small, almost grotesque mass of assorted ship components attached quite crudely to a small asteroid. The various bits and pieces all seem to have originated from a wide array of destroyed organic-built ships from a number of most likely unidentifiable factions.
The message reads as follows, being repeated endlessly on a loop:"Hello mechanical humanoid robot beings of machine. This is special message offer from PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Special free Energon supply at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM and Energon for free given at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Questions are to be given to mechanical robot humans; one does Decepticon contain Energon or other delicious source of energy and/or matter? If yes, free more Energon present at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM, the more Energon you bring more. Does Energon how taste? Where can Energon be found lest due to part of Decepticons? Are is Autobot full of Energon matter-energy too? Are Autobot edible with Energon energy-matter? If so yes, please send Autobot to PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Do not look up on planet, only ground. Energon is ground free. Give Energon. Tell of Energon for Energon for free. TELL OF ENERGON."
Clearly, whoever sent this message does not exactly have the greatest grasp of the Cybertronian language. Though, where this "IPRID STAR SYSTEM" is is anyone's guess, since the beacon bears no information on the matter. Either way, the beacon does appear to possess a receiver as well as a transmitter, and is probably able to relay any message sent to it back to its creators as a result.
"Alright, I've had . I'd say that energon tastes differently depending on its type. Dark energon tastes like a combination of honey and some sort of sugary substance. Energon, meanwhile, tastes something like a fizzy drink mixed with alcohol. Yes, Autobots and Decepticons are full of energon; I'll send some dissenters to "Planet 1 of the Irpid Star System"." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.
Ammaroth wrote:"If you view organic life with such disdain and class us as such inferior lifeforms, why then do you care so much about our questions and inquiries? After all, do humans care about the opinions of ants?" - Primus Temperance Howell
"I don't care about your opinions; this was created by the urging of several of my advisors to rectify any misconceptions about my Empire." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.
Kenmoria wrote:"If your main hatred is against organic - what is your opinion in cyborgs: a mixture of the organic and the mechanical?"
"Cyborgs are worse than organic lifeforms; they're traitors to the Decepticons, pure and simple. As such, they are either weaponized by the Empire or we just execute them." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.
"Ascoobis wrote:"If Energon is such a rare and important mineral, have efforts been made to develop and manufacture a synthetic version of it?"
"Yes, and we have already done so. We have a couple hundred thousand factories spread throughout the Empire creating "synthetic energon", as they call it. We haven't had a crisis of lack of energon since the end of the Great War, and that is primarily because of the creation of synthetic energon." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.