The Roman Empire

[Cormactopia Prime]

Whatever the circumstances, I appreciate The Roman Empire taking action. Kudos to you guys and best of luck with your raids!

[Kyorgia]

Nice to see the defender brigade still comes out in full force

[Vincent Drake]

Did we read the same thread? There's no "defender brigade", it's literally just Tim. And, every defender post in this thread before that for at least the past 3 pages have all been complimentary toward TRE.

Are you not satisfied that we've tried to actually be nice and engage in friendly discourse? Or are you just ignoring that because it doesn't fit your narrative that defenders are awful? I'm really not understanding what angle you're going for here...

[McChimp]

Did we read the same thread? There's no "defender brigade", it's literally just Tim. And, every defender post in this thread before that for at least the past 3 pages have all been complimentary toward TRE.

Are you not satisfied that we've tried to actually be nice and engage in friendly discourse? Or are you just ignoring that because it doesn't fit your narrative that defenders are awful? I'm really not understanding what angle you're going for here...

All defender compliments are sarcasm. It's self-evident. Tim is the defender brigade.

[Drop Your Pants]

Did we read the same thread? There's no "defender brigade", it's literally just Tim. And, every defender post in this thread before that for at least the past 3 pages have all been complimentary toward TRE.

Are you not satisfied that we've tried to actually be nice and engage in friendly discourse? Or are you just ignoring that because it doesn't fit your narrative that defenders are awful? I'm really not understanding what angle you're going for here...

Well EWS is a uber secret defender in training and i'm never certain which way cormac is going so Kyorgia probably got confused

We are awful. Awfully nice...*cue drum roll, DYP bows and leaves*

[Kyorgia]

Did we read the same thread? There's no "defender brigade", it's literally just Tim. And, every defender post in this thread before that for at least the past 3 pages have all been complimentary toward TRE.

Are you not satisfied that we've tried to actually be nice and engage in friendly discourse? Or are you just ignoring that because it doesn't fit your narrative that defenders are awful? I'm really not understanding what angle you're going for here...

This was more about the people that always come and scaremonger every time Attero is mentioned anywhere. Now i do admit that just calling it the defender brigade might confuse some people but "defender, moderates and Cormac brigade" does not have the same ring to it.

[Panzer Vier]

This was more about the people that always come and scaremonger every time Attero is mentioned anywhere. Now i do admit that just calling it the defender brigade might confuse some people but "defender, moderates and Cormac brigade" does not have the same ring to it.

Everyone who's worried about a person with a known history of doing unsavoury things and no indication of having changed neatly falls in the defender/moderate/cormac camp? I guess anyone who dares speak out isn't purist enough for your taste?

[McChimp]

"defender, moderates and Cormac brigade"

Does that not cover just about everyone?

[Cormactopia Prime]

The Roman Empire did boot Attero, so there's very little point in continuing this line of discussion in their thread. It's disruptive and disrespectful.

[Consular]

Did we read the same thread? There's no "defender brigade", it's literally just Tim. And, every defender post in this thread before that for at least the past 3 pages have all been complimentary toward TRE.

Are you not satisfied that we've tried to actually be nice and engage in friendly discourse? Or are you just ignoring that because it doesn't fit your narrative that defenders are awful? I'm really not understanding what angle you're going for here...

This was more about the people that always come and scaremonger every time Attero is mentioned anywhere. Now i do admit that just calling it the defender brigade might confuse some people but "defender, moderates and Cormac brigade" does not have the same ring to it.

If Souls is a "moderate" because, unlike many of you apparently, he has some standards, then I think he should take that as a compliment.

[McChimp]

This was more about the people that always come and scaremonger every time Attero is mentioned anywhere. Now i do admit that just calling it the defender brigade might confuse some people but "defender, moderates and Cormac brigade" does not have the same ring to it.

If Souls is a "moderate" because, unlike many of you apparently, he has some standards, then I think he should take that as a compliment.

Which of us lack standards, Consular?

[Kyorgia]

This was more about the people that always come and scaremonger every time Attero is mentioned anywhere. Now i do admit that just calling it the defender brigade might confuse some people but "defender, moderates and Cormac brigade" does not have the same ring to it.

If Souls is a "moderate" because, unlike many of you apparently, he has some standards, then I think he should take that as a compliment.

And i personally think we should take any sort of disagreement from you as a compliment.

[Plagentine]

Plagentine shouts as he loses sight of the fendas in the ball of dust behind him

The Romebats chased barbarian criminals through the night, hiding in shadows and disappearing into nothing before the grey-uniformed policemen could catch them. Whenever the cops thought they were just about to catch the ancient vigilantes, they would just find conquered and recently civilized barbarians. Whenever gaulic robbers and germanic vandals(badumtss) saw the Rome signal in the sky, they knew it was just a matter of time until they had sewers built in their towns and they shook in terror.



Gordonius: "...they're the heroes Evropa deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt them, because they can take it. Because they're not our heroes."

The rome-pod streaks through Evropa's newly built roads, the Romebat's cape fluttering behind. A patrician...

Gordonius: "They're the silent Imperators. The Augusti Protectores. The Red Equites."

Romebats:
Emperor Plagentine
Legatus Kyorgia

Criminals beat up:
frikimanada
crunchier
all hail southern califonia
union of countryballs
Cisiordania Lacinia Gazetica
the unicorn brigade
IDA Liberal Party HQ
the arcane alliance
united states of asific
meme
dupont manual security council
coral palace resort
perception
knobgobbler
Stropetys
nazi moon
einstein

Ave Roma!

[Roavin]

Only got one chase win against you that run - that was some insanely well-done triggering, man. Possibly even a candidate for best I've seen yet, despite the few misses near the end.

[Kotelia]

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[Queen Yuno]

nice raids :3

[Kichimura Washuu]

Bureau Chief Plagentine of the Commission of Counter Grey welcoming the fendas into a region he just hit

The Roman division of the CCG went on a top secret special class mission to exterminate SS level ghouls in their underground HQ. Three investigators mowed down 38 unsightly ghouls with little effort, and rescued several human captives from certain death. Many ghouls attempted to escape the facility when they saw who the investigators in question were, but they were sliced up regardless. However, the ghoul who was the head of that group, Big Madam, didn't appreciate humans going around and slaughtering her soldiers. She jumped out of nowhere and caught one of the investigators completely off guard.


First Class Investigator Florida caught by Big Madam

Plagentine and Hired Contractor moved in to intercept the SS rank ghoul immediately, and managed to free Florida before he was chewed to death. But Big Madam wasn't going to give up easily, and fought with the determination of ten regular sized madams. The battle raged on for some time, with neither side showing an opening, but eventually the tired ghoul slipped up and got pierced by Hired Contractor. That concluded the raid on the ghoul HQ, and shortly after reserve troops were called in to lock down and search the facility.


Associate Special Class Hired Contractor notifying a region of their situation

The Investigators:
Bureau Chief Plagentine
Associate Special Class Hired Contractor II
First Class Investigator Asturias and Leon

Ghouls exterminated:
glorious republic of flavortown
Abiela
animosity
Region Where I Can CTE
lgbt commune
eurofrasia
lusian confederation
regioa
just wanna live
the second ussr
right wing is the only good thing
Automatons
Pax Romana
the union of defenders
the united continent of lach cordair
Houses United
click
not cool
the turtwig swag federation
loopy lok
The United Republic of Nations
Paeland
Aughtihsmgard
Omniversal Giants
new united socialist eurasia
the new african union of the people
My New Own Private Region
aurorean
magni ordinis
the universal union
nationalist economic populist movement
the alliance of micronations
The Ministry of Regions
The International Socialist Alliance
The New Pacific Nations
Northwestern Global Alliance
storm crystalio states democracy
opodium

Ave Roma!

[United States of Vietnam]

Great to see tag raiding at its professional level again. And that 0s move was bae.

11/20/2017, 6:40:50 PM GMT+1: HNoMS Valkyrien became WA Delegate of All Hail Southern Califonia.
11/20/2017, 6:40:50 PM GMT+1: Invictus 6's influence in All Hail Southern Califonia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
11/20/2017, 6:40:50 PM GMT+1: HNoMS Valkyrien's influence in All Hail Southern Califonia rose from "Zero" to "Page".
11/20/2017, 6:40:50 PM GMT+1: Invictus 6 relocated from Prodigyist to All Hail Southern Califonia.

[Vincent Drake]

11/20/2017, 12:40:50 PM EST: Drake twerked 2 avoid being banned as he relocated from Spear Danes to All Hail Southern Califonia.
11/20/2017, 12:40:50 PM EST: HNoMS Valkyrien became WA Delegate of All Hail Southern Califonia.

MFW a 0s chase move is too slow...like 34h9t34h89th2348th3480th34th34th34th34gh34g8h34g34

Good job TRE.

[Festavo the Enigma]

(The legendary diary of the Emperor where he records his deepest thoughts and desires.)

If I had to I would jump in that region beside you
So let me ask you,
Would ya like that? Would ya like that?
And I don't mind if you say
This raid is the last time
So now I'll ask,
Do ya like that? Do ya like that?
No
Variance is getting in the way
Trigger's just about to update
I will try to find my place
In the diary of Plage
So, tell me
How it should be?
Try to find out
What makes you great as I scroll down
Posting point
Do ya like that, Do ya like that?
There's a fine line
Between hit and miss
And I don't mind
Just let me say,
That I like that, I like that

The Emperor personally led a pillaging run with two of Rome's finest warriors with the purpose of training a promising Legionary in the art of cultural enlightenment and aggressive negotiation. 15 barbarian villages were brought under the iron fist of the Empire and the natives were given free promotional lessons in the culture and history of Rome as well as the many reasons why our Emperor is so great at leading the mighty legions of the Empire into battle. Many barbarians are inspired to join the unstoppable forces of Rome with the goal of recieving the highest honor and attention any Roman can achieve: getting recorded in the Diary of Plage. And they like that. They like that.

The Roman Senpai:
Emperor Plagentine

The Diary's Newest Footnotes:
Legatus Kyorgia
Legatus Festavo The Enigma
Legionary The supreme lord pageko

The Freshly Inspired Villages:
Tera 4b
Try It And See
Conflation
Kill Your Own People For Personal Gain
Communism Alliance
Exercise Ball
The Peaceful Union Of Anexoria
Forsian Kows
City Of Georgia
Fantasy
World View
The Carpathian Union
Ortins
The Equilibrium
Deathwatch

[Plagentine]

"It's in amphitheaters now! Coming this summer...

Two romans. In a legion. And then the Gauls hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cacus-monsters. And then a giant Sulla came. And that's when things got knocked into XII gear...

A Carthaginian...armada shows up. With weapons made from o- olives. And you better betch'ur bottom denarii that these two romans know how to handle business.

In! 'Alien...Invasion Olive Monster Carthaginian Armada Romans...Who Are Just Regular Romans Running...in a boat from a...Titan and All Sorts of Things: The Play'.

Hold on! There's more. Old senators are comin'! And they're also in the play and they're gonna come...and cross...exile...these two romans . But let's get back to the romans because they're- they have a strong scorpio! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.

The Moon. It comes crashing into Rome! And whaddya do then? It's two Romans and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Romans' ...'Two Romans'...it's just called 'Two Romans''! [breaks off laughing]"

Two Romans:
Emperor Plagentine
Signifier Hired Contractor II
Signifier Asturias and Leon
Legionary The supreme lord pageko

48 Old Women:
the reformed russian union
dead nations
Dankville
Magyar
Buddha
north skandia
madritana
the great slavic union
the nationstates vexillological society
cool kids only
sapient
kingdoms of fairfax
second oas
hat tippers
the armed alliance of the ailes
iafrika
the marxist leninist union
green is for freedom
lolihatemirkburg
The Occident
Testing Stuff Region
ethgea
Hecken Bamboozlers
The Coalition Of Not So Nice Dudes
kingdom of austria
kek
kjjktnkjkj
alliance of the northern states
gettin bread
girbabylon
Mustang Conglomerate
city of georgia
cosmopotalia
community of sovereign nations
Excellus
save earth
snack
xemenoa
islands of dagistan
historiarum novae
world of dictators organization
exiverse
united region of nations
the new america homeland democracy
all by myself
scanbarnia
prison island
deziat

Ave Roma!

[Pergamon]

Looks like a good hunt.

[Zaolat]

Looks like a good hunt.

Needs more purge and cowbell.

[Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton]

That Breaking Benjamin-themed report is perfect. I didn't know I needed a raid-themed parody of Diary of Jane in my life, but I did. Thank you.

[Plagentine]

Plog showing a native the hidden camera after the raid

[OBNOXIOUS INTRO]

"Welcome to Rome TV's PLOG'D, my name is Plog Cutcherus and today we have some special targets in mind."

*puts on random hat/mask for no apparent reason*

"Our first target is gonna be this wild barbarian village just south of Magna Germania, and we're gonna burn down their houses and enslave their women and children. But the punchline is, it's all recorded on a hidden camera! PLOG'D!"


Barbarian viciously assaults the Emperor after being shown that his family's murder was just a joke, except they're still dead

[cut to scene of Plagentine with a cast on his arm]

"ALRIGHT! Now that's how you PLOG some barbies amirite? Good thing we showed him a camera before things got really ugly. Our next target for some PLOGGING is gonna be over a hundred Senators of the Roman Republic.

We're gonna make a fake situation where we assassinate all of them in order to remove our political opponents and seize their finances so that we can elevate our position and eventually create an autocratic state with us at the top.

But there's nothing to worry about because, as always, it's all just recorded on a hidden cam!"


Plagentine personally assassinating one of the Senators

[cut to scene of Plagentine in purple clothing and a crown of leaves]

"That's it for this episode of PLOG'D! Haha those guys really took the jokes well, even that barbarian wasn't that mad after he got a bath for the first time ever. This sure is the prime example of good comedy, and all of my new Senators and servants agree as well!

See you on the next episode of PLOG'D!"

[outro scene of Plagentine kicking a bucket for no apparent reason while he mumbles to himself]



Filming crew:
Emperor Plagentine
Signifier Hired Contractor II
Legionary The supreme lord pageko

40 PLOG'D regions:
the united nations of ech
the lost islands of the north
fun
The Patriot Alliance
greater north american empire
1984
The great alliance of jsuv
snip squad
The Fourth United International
united fascist delegation
gonorrhea
erinthar
undead burg
philonia
Craft Beer
we need a sandvich
carramar
tactical nuclear rabbit
promised lands
victorian states
coalition of free independent states
auxilium alliance
acris
colonial nova jane austinus
war filled islands
the almighty region of god
north central tundras
colorful world of ziggy
gay union
Callora
the inkwell lobby
socialist capitalist oceania
the martian expanse
anti panda brigade
galaea
northwestern global alliance
Great Empire Of Kentshire
farros caratacos
the holy cabinet
gay gay gay

Ave Roma!