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THIS "GENERATED Z-DAY APOCALYPSE" IS A SHAM!!!

OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Democratic North Korussia
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Founded: Sep 30, 2017
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THIS "GENERATED Z-DAY APOCALYPSE" IS A SHAM!!!

Postby Democratic North Korussia » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:59 pm

Huh... what do you mean it is a "sham"??????

THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS!!!! YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TRICKED!!!!! THERE IS NO ADMIN-CREATED APOCALYPSE, BUT THERE IS I, THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-PUTIN!!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT... I, KIM JONG-PUTIN, SUPREME OVERLORD OF THIS UNIVERSE AND ALL OF THE UNIVERSES THAT I DEFINITELY KNOW OF, STARTED THE ENTIRE THING!!! IN MY INFINITE WISDOM, I DECIDED TO CONJURE UP A MASS ZOMBIE INFECTION OUT OF BOREDOM AND SEND IT TO ACTUAL, NOT FAKE ONES LIKE MINE, DEMOCRATIC NATIONS!!! Oh.... HOW THEIR REACTIONS WERE!!! THOSE WHO WERE INFECTED WERE IMMEDIATELY QUARANTINED AND SHOT ON SIGHT!!!! I WAS EATING MY SAVORY KIM JONG-PUTIN FRIED CHICKEN WINGS DURING THE ORDEAL!

And the best part? IT KEPT SPREADING!!!! After all, KIM JONG-PUTIN HAS THE ABILITY TO DO SO!!! This time, however, the VIRUSES will have a mind of its own!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ENJOY YOURSELVES, YOU DEMOCRACIES AND NON-WORSHIPPERS OF I, THE INFINITELY GLORIOUS KIM JONG-PUTIN, I SHALL BE CONSUMING MY UNHEALTHY ICE CREAM CONES WHILE YOU INFERIORS ATTEMPT TO STAVE OFF MY INFINITELY TERRIFYING VIRUS!!! Just remember.... there is no "generated" apocalypse, but there IS Kim Jong-Putin!!!!!!!!!

NORTH KORUSSIA NUMBAH WAN!!!
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THE GLORY OF I, KIM JONG-PUTIN, SUPREME LEADER OF NORTH KORUSSIA, KNOWS NO LIMITS!!!!
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Zipangese Star Empire
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
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Postby Zipangese Star Empire » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:01 pm

There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.
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Netherspace
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Postby Netherspace » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:10 pm

"Right. You rule infinite universes. Wake up, fat man."
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Menta Lee-IL
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Postby Menta Lee-IL » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:12 pm

ooc: Gee, wonder where they got their shtick from. #Unimpressed.
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:40 pm

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Stellar Colonies
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Postby Stellar Colonies » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:46 pm

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Destructive Government Economic System
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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:58 pm

What now? Only DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-Il may conjure up such an infection. HE is the only infinitely glorious one here!!!

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Menta Lee-IL wrote:ooc: Gee, wonder where they got their shtick from. #Unimpressed.


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Trivolia
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Postby Trivolia » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:05 pm

"Our great leader would like to know the resources we would seize conquring you....wait, wait, he mean't the resources he would obtaining from TRADE, yes that is it"
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Eire nan Iar
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Ex-Nation

Postby Eire nan Iar » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:14 pm

The so called "Democratic North Korussia" is a reactionary and imperialist regime trying to hide their oppression of the proletariat behind the symbols of socialism. The "zombie virus" bioweapon is merely another tool to remove workers autonomy and render them brainless peasants for the authoritarian leader and his coterie of privileged parasites.

As the meglomaniac autocrat has confessed his crimes, we The Peoples Republic will assist the downtrodden workers of Korussia in their struggle to overthrow their criminal overlord and bring about a truly democratic regime.

Aontaigí, a oibrithe an domhain!
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Martian Communities
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Postby Martian Communities » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:17 pm

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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:18 pm

Zipangese Star Empire wrote:There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.

OOC: I don't want you tu do that. I mean, it's a good laugh
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Hurricania Imperium
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Postby Hurricania Imperium » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:40 pm

Time to report, as it's just more trolling.
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:00 pm

Hurricania Imperium wrote:Time to report, as it's just more trolling.


It’s already been reported, and the mods have ruled it as “non actionable.”
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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sat Oct 28, 2017 5:03 am

Go, ahead. Your walking pieces of rotten meat will not stop our fight for freedom!
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Merasmia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2017
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Postby Merasmia » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:06 am

Who is this pretender? Obviously, while Merasmus has magical powers and vast brewing knowledge, this !@#$% couldn't even figure out a slide puzz- !@#$! I DID A WRONG TURN ON THE TORSO! NOW I'LL HAVE TO DO THE DAMN THING ALL OVER AGAIN!"

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Oakrugia
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Postby Oakrugia » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:24 am

OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.
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Kenmoria
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Postby Kenmoria » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:29 am

Move to psychotic dictatorships, the amount of capitals will be appreciated there.
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Euroafriasia
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Postby Euroafriasia » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:16 pm

That Sticker Tho
#Unimpressed
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The Federation of Kendor
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:18 pm

Oakrugia wrote:OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.

OOC: So you think this is not satire and that it is OOC, not IC
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

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United Christian
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Ex-Nation

Postby United Christian » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:20 pm

This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:33 pm

United Christian wrote:This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed

OOC: So, this is not funny at all and that it's written by children who are supposed to not be allowed on Internet due to this, and COPPA
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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ATL REP-ARCHIVE
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Founded: Jul 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby ATL REP-ARCHIVE » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:36 pm

Is this some sort of joke or is the OP hopped up on candy corn?
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TURTLESHROOM II
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:42 pm

Zipangese Star Empire wrote:There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.


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Democratic North Korussia
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Democratic North Korussia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:10 am

Thank you, Netherspace, Willania Imperium, Stellar Colonies, Destructive Government Economic System, Trivolia, Eire nan lar, Skyhooked, Merasmia, and especially you, The Federation of Kendor, for actually noticing that what I was speaking was in my In-Character tone.

You other guys... ever heard of a "joke nation" before? This "flag" of mine is satire, and just take a look at one of the images in which it was based off from:

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Got it? This is a JOKE nation, and everything that will be posted here is IC, not OOC.

Oakrugia wrote:OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.

United Christian wrote:This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed


You guys are the most boring people that I have ever seen. If you are going to criticize a SATIRICAL nation for being a "troll," then you should note that if I was trolling then the moderators of this game would immediately lock this thread for being so. Oakrugia, do not trollname nations, report them, and it's already too late for that since this thread has already been reported three times by others. And for you, nation with the name of United Christian, do you not already know that "children" are not allowed on these forums? And once again... you are considering a SATIRICAL nation of being "childish?" What in the world did you expect? This forum was clearly an IC one, seeing as it relates to "nations" and not the "players" themselves, and I was speaking in a jokish matter ICly, so if you think that I was speaking OOCly, then you really need to reconsider rereading my post. Literally.... "Kim Jong-Putin" clearly relates to my nation, not me in real-life. Take some time off your shoulders to determine which nations are actually TRYING to be serious, and which ones are NOT, will you?

Now that I have said this... thank you to those who responded ICly, and thank you, Kendor, for pointing out to others that I was speaking ICly and that I am a joke nation.
THE GLORY OF I, KIM JONG-PUTIN, SUPREME LEADER OF NORTH KORUSSIA, KNOWS NO LIMITS!!!!
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Korachia
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Ex-Nation

You may have something that isn't a virus

Postby Korachia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:43 am

Yeah...it's called stupidity. I mean, you really need checked dude. Hey, if you believe you created the universe you can go ahead...
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