In response to a slow news week, angry parents, crying toddlers, and irate chefs have been petitioning for a change in children's food.
1."My parents only give me vegetables!" whines hungry 5-year-old @randomname@. "Make parents give children only food approved by a panel of children. Children's food rights now!"
Result: Obese children waddle around, waiting for their government-approved meals of pizza and fries.
2." What about all the poor babies forced to eat tasteless mush?" says @randomname@, a flavor rights crusader. "Baby food is supposed to be good for babies! It's withering the pallets of these young children. Make the food you give to children worthy of a five-star restaurant!"
Result: Truffles are served from birth.
3."Why don't we just let parents decide? It's the easiest thing to do anyway." states apathetic citizen @randomname@ " So what if some little brats starve and some parents lavish precious resources on their children? Not my problem."
Result: Starving children are forced to eat their parents.
