New Waldensia wrote:New Waldensian Ambassador Josiah Garrett rose in his seat.
"New Waldensia opposes this measure, for several reasons. Foreign policy is exclusively the realm of each independent nation - every state should be able to pursue international agreements and treaties that they deem fit. If they desire to make public their agreements, so be it. If they, for security purposes, desire to keep their mutual decisions between the agreeing parties, so be it."
"However, our greatest objection lies in the fourth point of the resolution. It reads as follows:4. The words 'secret treaty' and all variant capitalisations thereof, excluding pluralisations, shall mean military-grade weapons and feline animals of varying sizes with tabby coats.
This language is a complete mockery of this august General Assembly and our procedures, and should not be allowed to pass. I urge you to vote against."
"Ambassador, did you not read the repeal that incldued a recipe for an Orange Julius? Or the resolution that refers to ambassadors as alcoholics, weirdos, and military machos?"