The Atlantic Hates Everyone! - Hurricane megathread

by **Genivaria** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:15 pm

I think we might need an Atlantic Hurricane mega thread soon.

by **Dytarma** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:16 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Hey, there may be more. Yay! /sarc

But seriously, how well do the conditions have to be in order to have so many hurricanes?

It's 2005 all over again

I wonder if this year will top that.

by **Thermodolia** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:17 pm

Genivaria wrote:I think we might need an Atlantic Hurricane mega thread soon.

Rename the current thread title

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:19 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I think we might need an Atlantic Hurricane mega thread soon.

Rename the current thread title

The Atlantic is machinegunning big storms rn.

by **Waladdli** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:32 pm

Maria is now Category 5. The hurricane isnt even here yet and the winds are strong as hell.

Im getting some pictures from Dominica but I dont know if its possible to share it on here.

Everyone up here is mostly worried about them. Yeah, sure, one of our islands was destroyed but we only lost one person, a baby. I dont know how Dominica is going to handle Maria, a cat 5 hurricane.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:59 pm

Zanera wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Rename the current thread title

The Atlantic is machinegunning big storms rn.

Yes new climate change models predict the storms will continue for the rest of history it appears the east coast will by and large be uninhabitable.

by **Thermodolia** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:02 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Zanera wrote:
The Atlantic is machinegunning big storms rn.

Yes new climate change models predict the storms will continue for the rest of history it appears the east coast will by and large be uninhabitable.

Beach front property!!!

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:10 pm

Neptune wants to do me a dirty and send Jose towards us, according to what I just saw on the Weather Channel for a few moments.
What I do?

At least it's probably weak.

eDiT: Never mind? Gotverdammt, I'll just wait three days.

by **Genivaria** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:13 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Zanera wrote:
The Atlantic is machinegunning big storms rn.

Yes new climate change models predict the storms will continue for the rest of history it appears the east coast will by and large be uninhabitable.

All we need are some super sturdy wind turbines in the Atlantic and we'll make oil redundant in a week.
Ha! Hahaha! oh sweet fuck we're all gonna die repress repress repress

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:14 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
Greed and Death wrote:Yes new climate change models predict the storms will continue for the rest of history it appears the east coast will by and large be uninhabitable.

Beach front property!!!

Yes your only hope is to sell any real property you may have that is within 100 miles of the coast to me. Sadly it will be pennies on the dollar but it is better than nothing when it is flooded.

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:15 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Greed and Death wrote:Yes new climate change models predict the storms will continue for the rest of history it appears the east coast will by and large be uninhabitable.

All we need are some super sturdy wind turbines in the Atlantic and we'll make oil redundant in a week.
Ha! Hahaha! oh sweet fuck we're all gonna die

Wind power is overrated.
All this new water means more sites for nuclear.
I think...

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:16 pm

Thank you, thank you hurricane Maria, for ruining my trip to FL. My mom had to cancel her trip (I was going to meet her in Orlando) because of you. So much not yay.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:17 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Thank you, thank you hurricane Maria, for ruining my trip to FL. My mom had to cancel her trip (I was going to meet her in Orlando) because of you. So much not yay.

If it makes you feel better I shall get revenge on the Earth by leaving my SUV idling for an hour.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:18 pm

Zanera wrote:
Genivaria wrote:All we need are some super sturdy wind turbines in the Atlantic and we'll make oil redundant in a week.
Ha! Hahaha! oh sweet fuck we're all gonna die

Wind power is overrated.
All this new water means more sites for nuclear.
I think...

According to the Japanese Civil engineering handbook all nuclear power plants must be built on the coast along fault lines.

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:20 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Thank you, thank you hurricane Maria, for ruining my trip to FL. My mom had to cancel her trip (I was going to meet her in Orlando) because of you. So much not yay.

Some of my relatives down there got a tree through a part of their house last hurricane.

by **Dylar** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:20 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Zanera wrote:
Wind power is overrated.
All this new water means more sites for nuclear.
I think...

According to the Japanese Civil engineering handbook all nuclear power plants must be built on the coast alone fault lines.

That sounds like an excellent idea! /s

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:36 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Thank you, thank you hurricane Maria, for ruining my trip to FL. My mom had to cancel her trip (I was going to meet her in Orlando) because of you. So much not yay.

If it makes you feel better I shall get revenge on the Earth by leaving my SUV idling for an hour.

Go kick Maria's ass for me.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:42 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Greed and Death wrote:If it makes you feel better I shall get revenge on the Earth by leaving my SUV idling for an hour.

Go kick Maria's ass for me.

Dont a I put a brick on the Gas so it is high idling.

I don't know if putting a bunch more CO2 into the air will help the problem but revenge makes me feel better.

by **Dylar** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:52 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Go kick Maria's ass for me.

Dont a I put a brick on the Gas so it is high idling.

I don't know if putting a bunch more CO2 into the air will help the problem but revenge makes me feel better.

I mean, you could also strap a bunch of sensors on the back and do what they did in Twister

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:56 pm

Dylar wrote:
Greed and Death wrote:Dont a I put a brick on the Gas so it is high idling.

I don't know if putting a bunch more CO2 into the air will help the problem but revenge makes me feel better.

I mean, you could also strap a bunch of sensors on the back and do what they did in Twister

Oh lords, not that movie.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:57 pm

Zanera wrote:
Dylar wrote:I mean, you could also strap a bunch of sensors on the back and do what they did in Twister

Oh lords, not that movie.

You have just volunteered to fly the sensors into the Eye of the hurricane.

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 pm

Greed and Death wrote:
Zanera wrote:
Oh lords, not that movie.

You have just volunteered to fly the sensors into the Eye of the hurricane.

Fuckit, why not. It might be good for me.

by **Neanderthaland** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 pm

Zanera wrote:
Dylar wrote:I mean, you could also strap a bunch of sensors on the back and do what they did in Twister

Oh lords, not that movie.

There are worse movie references you could make right now.

by **Zanera** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:01 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
Zanera wrote:
Oh lords, not that movie.

There are worse movie references you could make right now.

I guess there are...

by **Reploid Productions** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:15 pm

Any objections to the mods renaming this thread to turn it into our "The Atlantic hates everyone" hurricane megathread?

The Atlantic Hates Everyone! - Hurricane megathread

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