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Northwest Kalactin
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Help please

Postby Northwest Kalactin » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:40 pm

I got myself into a situation so I need military help I have 5,000,000 dollars to spend for military currently so anything helps I need Air Force help and navy help the most
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Volkegoth
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Postby Volkegoth » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:43 pm

What?
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Irav
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Postby Irav » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:44 pm

He declared war on me through TG. So yeah ...

Can someone please bail him out?
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Manaime
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Postby Manaime » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:46 pm

Just ignore the rookie. He has been making trouble over a thread and now he just wrote this for help by no apparent means of support. He was obviously god-modding.
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Northwest Kalactin
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:47 pm

Yeah he is the flea so I've had enough of him and lastly help
AO Lacrosse Invitational 2 Champions
World Twenty20 Championship X Champion
Cup of Harmony 78 Host
RP population: 23 million
AOHC 7
All India Cup 1
MAC 5&6
Gold Coast Basketball Tournament 1
World Lacrosse Championships XXXV
NSCF Mineral Conference
Coffs 7’s I


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Oresland
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Postby Oresland » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:47 pm

I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*
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Northwest Kalactin
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:48 pm

Also help me destroy that left wing bastard
AO Lacrosse Invitational 2 Champions
World Twenty20 Championship X Champion
Cup of Harmony 78 Host
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AOHC 7
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MAC 5&6
Gold Coast Basketball Tournament 1
World Lacrosse Championships XXXV
NSCF Mineral Conference
Coffs 7’s I


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Irav
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Postby Irav » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:48 pm

Oresland wrote:I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*


Thank you. *Sends cookies in return*
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Manaime
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Postby Manaime » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:48 pm

Northwest kalactin wrote:Yeah he is the flea so I've had enough of him and lastly help

No, no, and no. You've started it. You have to fix your own problem before even telling him for war. Plus, have you heard of a thing called the "Casus Belli"?
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Northwest Kalactin
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:49 pm

Oresland wrote:I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*

Oh you are going to get it
AO Lacrosse Invitational 2 Champions
World Twenty20 Championship X Champion
Cup of Harmony 78 Host
RP population: 23 million
AOHC 7
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Gold Coast Basketball Tournament 1
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NSCF Mineral Conference
Coffs 7’s I


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Manaime
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Postby Manaime » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:50 pm

Northwest kalactin wrote:Also help me destroy that left wing bastard

Umm.. even if he's left wing, you can't tolerate his government type. He may be a Democratic country.
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Naqil
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Postby Naqil » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:50 pm

"Five million dollars? That's nothing. That won't even buy a fraction of a single fighter jet." Ambassador Ixhua laughs. "This is... actually pretty good. For Naqil. By any chance, do you happen to have any valuable mines or oilfields that my nation may want to, ahem, "assist in the operation of?""
This nation's views do not necessarily coincide with my own. Please assume all statements are IC unless specified otherwise.

The Naqin Ambassador is Ixhua of House Yavuas. She's extremely traditionalist, and is known to have her eye on the Presidency for when President Dratan retires.

Essu Beti is my puppet, in theory. In actuality I use Essu Beti as more or less my default these days even though this account came first.

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Secundus Imperium Romanum
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Postby Secundus Imperium Romanum » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:50 pm

Irav wrote:
Oresland wrote:I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*


Thank you. *Sends cookies in return*

wtf
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Oresland
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Postby Oresland » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:50 pm

Irav wrote:
Oresland wrote:I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*


Thank you. *Sends cookies in return*


Make sure they're oatmeal cookies, really like me some oatmeal cookies
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Destructive Government Economic System
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Corporate Police State

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:50 pm

5 million only?
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Manaime
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Postby Manaime » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:51 pm

Shouldn't this be in International Incidents?
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North Timeria
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby North Timeria » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:51 pm

:shock: *hides in foxhole*

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Manaime
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Postby Manaime » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:51 pm

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:5 million only?

OOC: Ikr.
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Irav
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Postby Irav » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:51 pm

Manaime wrote:
Northwest kalactin wrote:Also help me destroy that left wing bastard

Umm.. even if he's left wing, you can't tolerate his government type. He may be a Democratic country.


A dictator actually just staged a coup here. So yeah, we're a left leaning dictatorship.

Naqil wrote:"Five million dollars? That's nothing. That won't even buy a fraction of a single fighter jet." Ambassador Ixhua laughs. "This is... actually pretty good. For Naqil. By any chance, do you happen to have any valuable mines or oilfields that my nation may want to, ahem, "assist in the operation of?""


We have a bunch of oil.
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Oresland
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Postby Oresland » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:51 pm

Northwest kalactin wrote:
Oresland wrote:I'll send help

*quietly sends help to Irav*

Oh you are going to get it


Says the nation that has a smaller population than me. I may not support left-wing nations, but you really asked for it.
Last edited by Oresland on Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Supreme Leader - Joseph Andropov
Prime Minister - Madelyn Lancer
WA Ambassador - Michael Richards
Ask our leaders questions here: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=422727
I don't use NS stats
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  • Independent (caucases as a liberal): 1

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Irav
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Postby Irav » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:52 pm

Oresland wrote:
Northwest kalactin wrote:Oh you are going to get it


Says the nation that has a smaller population than me.


I got your back >_>

Also. I'll get you all the cookies you want.
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Naqil
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Postby Naqil » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:53 pm

Irav wrote:We have a bunch of oil.


"You're not the one I meant, but hey, maybe we can work with it. How strong is your military?"
This nation's views do not necessarily coincide with my own. Please assume all statements are IC unless specified otherwise.

The Naqin Ambassador is Ixhua of House Yavuas. She's extremely traditionalist, and is known to have her eye on the Presidency for when President Dratan retires.

Essu Beti is my puppet, in theory. In actuality I use Essu Beti as more or less my default these days even though this account came first.

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Northwest Kalactin
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:53 pm

North Timeria wrote::shock: *hides in foxhole*

Hehehe
AO Lacrosse Invitational 2 Champions
World Twenty20 Championship X Champion
Cup of Harmony 78 Host
RP population: 23 million
AOHC 7
All India Cup 1
MAC 5&6
Gold Coast Basketball Tournament 1
World Lacrosse Championships XXXV
NSCF Mineral Conference
Coffs 7’s I


I don’t use NS stats
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Irav
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Postby Irav » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:53 pm

Naqil wrote:
Irav wrote:We have a bunch of oil.


"You're not the one I meant, but hey, maybe we can work with it. How strong is your military?"


Strong enough to finish this war in maybe 5 to 6 minutes.
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