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Which is your favorite sentient Star Wars race?

Wookies. Because fur is hot... And murder.
39
8%
Twi'leks. Because slugs are hot.
132
27%
Tusken Raiders. A little rape fantasy never hurt anybody.
33
7%
Jawas. Lots of little hands touching me is hot.
22
4%
Hutts. BIG. NASTY. RUDE. SWEATY. HOT.
13
3%
Ewoks. Because creepy ugly teddy bears are hot.
30
6%
Bothans. I hear they die a lot. And that's hot.
27
5%
Trandoshans. Because lizards are hot.
12
2%
Rodians. Because... I don't know anymore. Reptilian ant-eaters are hot?
13
3%
Other. Because my God there's a lot of alien species in Star Wars. And they're ALL hot.
171
35%
 
Total votes : 492

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:21 am

Skylus wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:This talk of one of my old flags has led me to make a slight change to my current one for you all, hehe

Who is that on your flag?

Stalin addressing the troops, circa 1941.


No its robbie rotten, a guy from a kids show that has a fuck ton of memes about him.
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Postby New haven america » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:30 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Skylus wrote:Who is that on your flag?

Stalin addressing the troops, circa 1941.


No its robbie rotten, a guy from a kids show that has a fuck ton of memes about him.

... There's a difference?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:35 am

New haven america wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Stalin addressing the troops, circa 1941.


No its robbie rotten, a guy from a kids show that has a fuck ton of memes about him.

... There's a difference?

shhhhhhhhhh
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:00 am

Ism wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Huskar's old flag was adorable.


And I thought I was messed up.

And I'm sorry to have to tell you that you thought wrong. It was objectively adorable.

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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:01 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Ism wrote:
And I thought I was messed up.

And I'm sorry to have to tell you that you thought wrong. It was objectively adorable.


If you truly believe that, well, then you are lost.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:46 am

Ism wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:And I'm sorry to have to tell you that you thought wrong. It was objectively adorable.


If you truly believe that, well, then you are lost.

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"From my point of view the picture was adorable!"
"THEN YOU ARE LOST!"
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Postby Maichuko » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:02 am

Please tell me the stand alone Jabba movie was just a redlettermedia joke. Iv'e found several articles that claim that one might be happening.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:05 am

Maichuko wrote:Please tell me the stand alone Jabba movie was just a redlettermedia joke. Iv'e found several articles that claim that one might be happening.

First i heard of it, hope its not real because... who honestly wants that?
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Postby Alekseandrea » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:15 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maichuko wrote:Please tell me the stand alone Jabba movie was just a redlettermedia joke. Iv'e found several articles that claim that one might be happening.

First i heard of it, hope its not real because... who honestly wants that?


Slug fetishists?
Soulless neoliberal scum?
Greedo?
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Postby Czechanada » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:17 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maichuko wrote:Please tell me the stand alone Jabba movie was just a redlettermedia joke. Iv'e found several articles that claim that one might be happening.

First i heard of it, hope its not real because... who honestly wants that?


I don't know; An organized crime movie in the vein of Goodfellas or Casino in the Star Wars universe would actually be kind of cool. :)
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Postby Maichuko » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:22 am

The saddest thing is its still slightly more interesting to me than young Han Solo. With Jabba I can for sure see some dancing Twi'leks and cool looking Bounty hunters. Fuck it you sold me with Star wars mafia.
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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:28 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maichuko wrote:Please tell me the stand alone Jabba movie was just a redlettermedia joke. Iv'e found several articles that claim that one might be happening.

First i heard of it, hope its not real because... who honestly wants that?


Beesga! Bu Jabba kacdhon lwaa doth hutta! Ateema bu yih lwaa gee twa hou. Tytung lwaa adtahia an bla tee bimahag! Ho ho ho ho!
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Postby Havl » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:32 am

"Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film"

Aunt Beru: I am your mother's husband's son's girlfriend.
Luke: So what does that make us?
Aunt Beru: Absolutely nothing.
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Postby The Grene Knyght » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:34 am

Maichuko wrote:The saddest thing is its still slightly more interesting to me than young Han Solo. With Jabba I can for sure see some dancing Twi'leks and cool looking Bounty hunters. Fuck it you sold me with Star wars mafia.

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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:35 am

Havl wrote:"Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film"

Aunt Beru: I am your mother's husband's son's girlfriend.
Luke: So what does that make us?
Aunt Beru: Absolutely nothing.


You know, I don't have anything for this one.

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Postby Dylar » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:58 am

Havl wrote:"Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film"

Aunt Beru: I am your mother's husband's son's girlfriend.
Luke: So what does that make us?
Aunt Beru: Absolutely nothing.

Wait...so incest? Cause mom=Padme, husband=Anakin, son=Luke, Yep...it's fucking incest...Coure that's to be expected from Outer Rim backwater yokel worlds like Tatooine...don't beat me up please...
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:07 am

Dylar wrote:
Havl wrote:"Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film"

Aunt Beru: I am your mother's husband's son's girlfriend.
Luke: So what does that make us?
Aunt Beru: Absolutely nothing.

Wait...so incest? Cause mom=Padme, husband=Anakin, son=Luke, Yep...it's fucking incest...Coure that's to be expected from Outer Rim backwater yokel worlds like Tatooine...don't beat me up please...

I...don't think that follows.

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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:24 am

It could be like Logan but with Aunt Beru.

Too much blue milk deprived all the Jedi of their midichlorians, and now Aunt Beru must go on one last trip across Tatooine to save what's left of her family.
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Postby Havl » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:19 am

Dylar wrote:
Havl wrote:"Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film"

Aunt Beru: I am your father's mother's husband's son's girlfriend.
Luke: So what does that make us?
Aunt Beru: Absolutely nothing.

Wait...so incest? Cause mom=Padme, husband=Anakin, son=Luke, Yep...it's fucking incest...Coure that's to be expected from Outer Rim backwater yokel worlds like Tatooine...don't beat me up please...

Fixed!

After all, even Tatooiners have standards.
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Postby Alekseandrea » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:20 pm

Havl wrote:
Dylar wrote:Wait...so incest? Cause mom=Padme, husband=Anakin, son=Luke, Yep...it's fucking incest...Coure that's to be expected from Outer Rim backwater yokel worlds like Tatooine...don't beat me up please...

Fixed!

After all, even Tatooiners have standards.


Then why are they on Tatooine?
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Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:49 pm

Cant wait for the new thread......
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:49 pm

Anyone said they will be the new op yet?
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Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:51 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Anyone said they will be the new op yet?

I'm too timid to star a new thread.......I cant think of a good poll.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:52 pm

Ill do it if no one else will. Ill set up the first poll about peoples thoughts on the upcoming Obi wan movie for example, or something like that.
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Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:54 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill do it if no one else will. Ill set up the first poll about peoples thoughts on the upcoming Obi wan movie for example, or something like that.

what about who would win in a fight?
or which person is worthy of their own movie?
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