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by Austrasien » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:20 am
by Gallia- » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:24 am
Austrasien wrote:Eat a raw potato.
by NeuPolska » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:32 am
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:10 am
NeuPolska wrote:Puz or someone help Gallia's scaring me
by Gallia- » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:12 am
by Purpelia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:16 am
by NeuPolska » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:24 am
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Cosparia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:35 am
Taihei Tengoku wrote:Cosparia wrote:Okay, I'm gonna try and change the subject so that us monkeys can stop flinging shit at one another.
I'm still curious as to the purpose of this pouch:
(Image) (Image)
The store labels it as an ammo pouch. "Ammo for what" is my main concern, and I was hoping somebody might have a general idea. Right now, I'm guessing it's for submachine gun magazines, given the vertical stitches along the back, but I'm only 60% confident in that guess. The lack of a side-view picture doesn't exactly help.
Looks like something for the PPS if those back-stitches indicate two internal dividers.
by Purpelia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:42 am
NeuPolska wrote:Lololol
But I mean there's the whole nudie mag trope with soldiers or whatever. And I dunno about you guys but adrenaline really kicks up my sex drive. Back in high school procrastinating ten page research papers to the last day and typing it all out in the couple hours I had before midnight when I'd have to upload it = I N T E N S E
by Husseinarti » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:10 am
by Gallia- » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:28 am
by Fordorsia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:41 am
NeuPolska wrote:Is there a lot of masturbation in the military?
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Theodosiya » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:16 am
by Laywenrania » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:21 am
Theodosiya wrote:I have 0 knowledge on this...
Would a pack of biscuits, dried meat, powdered milk-coffee-sugar, dried vegetables and water a good MRE pack?
Nachmere wrote:Tanks are tough bastards.
Gallia- wrote: And I'm emotionally attached to large, cuddly, wide Objects.
by NeuPolska » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:22 am
Purpelia wrote:NeuPolska wrote:Lololol
But I mean there's the whole nudie mag trope with soldiers or whatever. And I dunno about you guys but adrenaline really kicks up my sex drive. Back in high school procrastinating ten page research papers to the last day and typing it all out in the couple hours I had before midnight when I'd have to upload it = I N T E N S E
What's intense about that? It's just a school level research paper. Not like it's actual hard work.
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Rhodesialund » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:33 am
by Theodosiya » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:41 am
by Kassaran » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:25 am
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Purpelia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:48 am
by Kassaran » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:57 am
Purpelia wrote:I can like get that maybe dating a coworker could be bad on the off chance that things go bad and you split on bad terms and than you end up having to spend time at work every day with someone you hate. But what's wrong with dating a local?
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Gallia- » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:03 am
Kassaran wrote:Fordorsia wrote:
Most people joining up probably don't have a girlfriend. Either way yes, masturbation errrday friendo
I... can actually speak on this given that I live in Korea as of now... and enjoy the barracks life.
Yes.
Alright, further elaboration: yes.
Like, I mean everything and everyone has some way to relieve stress, and the job gets stressful. Masturbation is one of the healthiest ways to relieve that stress, unless you're one of the shitbags who actually decides to start 'dating' a local or a coworker. Honestly, it's not so bad for the POG's, it's just like civilian life, but with less pay and more supervision at work here. The actual grunts tho? Oh jeez do they actually act like some friggin' beasts. I'm not going to elaborate further on that and just let imagination fill in the blanks.
by NeuPolska » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:25 pm
Kassaran wrote:Purpelia wrote:I can like get that maybe dating a coworker could be bad on the off chance that things go bad and you split on bad terms and than you end up having to spend time at work every day with someone you hate. But what's wrong with dating a local?
Sometimes they're not as local as you thought, and you come back with some weird shit growin' where it shouldn't be.
These are internal health statistics released to my BN for soldier-awareness purposes as I best can remember them: Upwards of 50 cases of Chlamydia in barracks in the Month of March. Rose to an excess of 75 in April. Serious STD's (HIV and the ilk...) reported number still in the single digits, but also grew by a factor of about 20-30%. I'll let you interpret that how you wish.
Honestly, the locals scare half the soldiers into trying to get with coworkers half the time while the other half of soldiers go out and get so drunk they forget to care and just roll the dice just one more time...
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Purpelia » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:06 pm
Kassaran wrote:Purpelia wrote:I can like get that maybe dating a coworker could be bad on the off chance that things go bad and you split on bad terms and than you end up having to spend time at work every day with someone you hate. But what's wrong with dating a local?
Sometimes they're not as local as you thought, and you come back with some weird shit growin' where it shouldn't be.
These are internal health statistics released to my BN for soldier-awareness purposes as I best can remember them: Upwards of 50 cases of Chlamydia in barracks in the Month of March. Rose to an excess of 75 in April. Serious STD's (HIV and the ilk...) reported number still in the single digits, but also grew by a factor of about 20-30%. I'll let you interpret that how you wish.
Honestly, the locals scare half the soldiers into trying to get with coworkers half the time while the other half of soldiers go out and get so drunk they forget to care and just roll the dice just one more time...
by Kassaran » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:12 pm
Purpelia wrote:Kassaran wrote:Sometimes they're not as local as you thought, and you come back with some weird shit growin' where it shouldn't be.
These are internal health statistics released to my BN for soldier-awareness purposes as I best can remember them: Upwards of 50 cases of Chlamydia in barracks in the Month of March. Rose to an excess of 75 in April. Serious STD's (HIV and the ilk...) reported number still in the single digits, but also grew by a factor of about 20-30%. I'll let you interpret that how you wish.
Honestly, the locals scare half the soldiers into trying to get with coworkers half the time while the other half of soldiers go out and get so drunk they forget to care and just roll the dice just one more time...
I thought there were like ways to avoid getting those. Like really easy ways. But than again these might just be plague carriers who are so infected it burns right through rubber or something (metaphorically).
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Vassenor » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:16 pm
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