The Infinites:AND BEYOND - Comedy, Supers, Space -(OOC/Open)

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Okay, I need a villain...a third character, nooooo!


Ugg the time-travelling caveman, someone who can control individual ants, someone who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, or someone who can make people feel his emotions?

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Okay, I need a villain...a third character, nooooo!


Ugg the time-travelling caveman, someone who can control individual ants, someone who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, or someone who can make people feel his emotions?

Third characters are fine, I mean, look at me...

Also...

Ugg the time-travelling caveman, who can control individual ants, who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, and who can make people feel his emotions?

It's better now.

Muah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Zanera]

Okay, I need a villain...a third character, nooooo!


Ugg the time-travelling caveman, someone who can control individual ants, someone who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, or someone who can make people feel his emotions?

A lame version of Antman?
Also, don't ants leave a chemical trail for other ants to follow? So if you're one ant can establish a chemical trail, than it can, in turn, lead more ants to wherever you want them to go. Then you can have a person's house infested with ants. It might take a few hours to get the trail started up, but once the ants get going, it's like a never-ending stream. Their kitchens will never be the same.

[Talchyon]

Okay, I need a villain...a third character, nooooo!


Ugg the time-travelling caveman, someone who can control individual ants, someone who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, or someone who can make people feel his emotions?

Third characters are fine, I mean, look at me...

Also...

Ugg the time-travelling caveman, who can control individual ants, who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, and who can make people feel his emotions?

It's better now.

Muah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

First of all, we need more villains so this is a good idea.

Not so sure that Pando's conglomeration idea would be lame enough though.

3rd - We probably won't find too many ants in space (and this is a space arc after all)

Zanera - of your original ideas, I like #1 and #3 the best. The caveman idea cracks me up.


Also, Shadowwell, I got to thinking. Your condiment character would also be really good if you like him better. We did have a guy who was similar but he hasn't come back... But again, if you like the nefarious strong villain better, that has good possibilities too.


P. S. Pando found a site that has really hilarious powers that were definitely Minnesota Infinites level. But he won't post it here! Everybody, encourage or heckle Pando into sharing that site with us, please.

[Zanera]

Third characters are fine, I mean, look at me...

Also...

Ugg the time-travelling caveman, who can control individual ants, who can manipulate manipulated items back into non manipulated items, and who can make people feel his emotions?

It's better now.

Muah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

First of all, we need more villains so this is a good idea.

Not so sure that Pando's conglomeration idea would be lame enough though.

3rd - We probably won't find too many ants in space (and this is a space arc after all)

Zanera - of your original ideas, I like #1 and #3 the best. The caveman idea cracks me up.


Also, Shadowwell, I got to thinking. Your condiment character would also be really good if you like him better. We did have a guy who was similar but he hasn't come back... But again, if you like the nefarious strong villain better, that has good possibilities too.


P. S. Pando found a site that has really hilarious powers that were definitely Minnesota Infinites level. But he won't post it here! Everybody, encourage or heckle Pando into sharing that site with us, please.

It was CSN wid dem ideas, not meh.

[Shadowwell]

My pc has to start wanting to work first, but i am unsure how many condiments are in space?

Additionally i think the huge smart guys vibe may fit the arc better.

[Talchyon]

First of all, we need more villains so this is a good idea.

Not so sure that Pando's conglomeration idea would be lame enough though.

3rd - We probably won't find too many ants in space (and this is a space arc after all)

Zanera - of your original ideas, I like #1 and #3 the best. The caveman idea cracks me up.


Also, Shadowwell, I got to thinking. Your condiment character would also be really good if you like him better. We did have a guy who was similar but he hasn't come back... But again, if you like the nefarious strong villain better, that has good possibilities too.


P. S. Pando found a site that has really hilarious powers that were definitely Minnesota Infinites level. But he won't post it here! Everybody, encourage or heckle Pando into sharing that site with us, please.

It was CSN wid dem ideas, not meh.

Oh man. That's what I get for using my phone to respond and not my desktop where I can see better.

Shadowwell - You may have a point with the lack of condiments in space. Of course, space Infinites-style is going to be a little different and hopefully funny than what you might normally see in a space show. There might just be condiments to spare.

Still, it's your choice.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Im sueing you for not giving me credit, Tal.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Name: Ugg
Codename: Ugg
Age: Uuug? Two...One...Uggg...three and z...zug! Zerug!
Sex: Ugg man, Ugg strong. Ugg smash!
Appearance: Ugg wants job! Ugg interview. Ugg wants smash more!
Biography: Ugg born to bigger Ugg and slightly less huge woman Ugg. Ugg's father has huge club. Ugg's father dead from big bear. I get bigger club. I smash bear in face! I smash dead bear in face. Then shiny box appears. Skinnier less hairy Ugg gets out. I smash less hairy Ugg! I get in box. I go to new land. New land big, scarier. I have club though. New land get smashed!
Powers:
Ugg smash with club!
Ugg clobbers with fists!
Ugg stronger than weaker, less hairy future men.
Ugg kick future men.

RP sample: Ugg clubs 4th wall!

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Ugg-zug! -
Describe your abilities: Ugg has club. Club not red. Ugg smash man. Club shiny red! Ugg like shiny red, but Ugg loves smash aswell. Ugg smash wall. Ugg gets arrest. Ugg not happy!
Why did you turn to crime: Heroes not tolerate smash. Ugg goes to villain. Villain tolerate smash slightly more. Ugg becomes villain.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Ugg gets to smash more!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Ugg show them club! Ugg smash them! Ugg angry. Ugg sleepy.
What's your end goal: Ugg become body builder.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Ugg smash.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Monugglug? What is monugglug! Ugg confused! Ugg mad!
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh: Uggughughuhhuh!
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar: Ugg show you. *Ugg noises*
Any lines you won't cross: Ugg smashes lines. Lines not better than Ugg. Ugg crosses all lines.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: Huh? Oh, so Ugg smash one or Ugg smash all? Ugg smash all!

[Talchyon]

Im sueing you for not giving me credit, Tal.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you in small claims court. You can have your two bucks that you're wanting.

[Zanera]

Im sueing you for not giving me credit, Tal.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you in small claims court. You can have your two bucks that you're wanting.

I can sue you for two bucks? Man, I gotta find a reason to sue you now. Hm...aha! Mistaken identity! Me and CSN can just merge our cases together and get one good lawyer.

[Talchyon]

Name: Ugg
Codename: Ugg
Age: Uuug? Two...One...Uggg...three and z...zug! Zerug!
Sex: Ugg man, Ugg strong. Ugg smash!
Appearance: Ugg wants job! Ugg interview. Ugg wants smash more!
Biography: Ugg born to bigger Ugg and slightly less huge woman Ugg. Ugg's father has huge club. Ugg's father dead from big bear. I get bigger club. I smash bear in face! I smash dead bear in face. Then shiny box appears. Skinnier less hairy Ugg gets out. I smash less hairy Ugg! I get in box. I go to new land. New land big, scarier. I have club though. New land get smashed!
Powers:
Ugg smash with club!
Ugg clobbers with fists!
Ugg stronger than weaker, less hairy future men.
Ugg kick future men.

RP sample: Ugg clubs 4th wall!

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Ugg-zug! -
Describe your abilities: Ugg has club. Club not red. Ugg smash man. Club shiny red! Ugg like shiny red, but Ugg loves smash aswell. Ugg smash wall. Ugg gets arrest. Ugg not happy!
Why did you turn to crime: Heroes not tolerate smash. Ugg goes to villain. Villain tolerate smash slightly more. Ugg becomes villain.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Ugg gets to smash more!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Ugg show them club! Ugg smash them! Ugg angry. Ugg sleepy.
What's your end goal: Ugg become body builder.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Ugg smash.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Monugglug? What is monugglug! Ugg confused! Ugg mad!
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh: Uggughughuhhuh!
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar: Ugg show you. *Ugg noises*
Any lines you won't cross: Ugg smashes lines. Lines not better than Ugg. Ugg crosses all lines.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: Huh? Oh, so Ugg smash one or Ugg smash all? Ugg smash all!

Oh man. Man. I thought Country Croc was hilarious. This guy! Right here! Man. I can't wait to see the clever dialogue and verbal sparring between Quizling and Ugg. Wow. That will be worth more than the price of admission.

Definitely ACCEPTED. I think we found a new iconic character for the RP. Thanks. I needed to read this bio. I'm going to have to come back in the future and reread it when I want hysterics. Have Ugg begin with the villains.

[Talchyon]

Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you in small claims court. You can have your two bucks that you're wanting.

I can sue you for two bucks? Man, I gotta find a reason to sue you now. Hm...aha! Mistaken identity! Me and CSN can just merge our cases together and get one good lawyer.

No. You guys have to split the two bucks. Sorry.

[Zanera]

I can sue you for two bucks? Man, I gotta find a reason to sue you now. Hm...aha! Mistaken identity! Me and CSN can just merge our cases together and get one good lawyer.

No. You guys have to split the two bucks. Sorry.

Wait...
2/2=...
Maaan.

[Talchyon]

No. You guys have to split the two bucks. Sorry.

Wait...
2/2=...
Maaan.

And don't forget the expensive lawyer's fees. He'll take at least a decent retainer for his services, plus 70% of your court earnings... You do the math.

[Zanera]

Wait...
2/2=...
Maaan.

And don't forget the expensive lawyer's fees. He'll take at least a decent retainer for his services, plus 70% of your court earnings... You do the math.

Fine. I'll do the case myself. *gets great grandfather's green suit out of the attic*

[The Central Shadow Nation]

I'll draw a picture of Phoenix Wright and put a phone behind it with my friend, the judge will never tell the difference.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Name: Ugg
Codename: Ugg
Age: Uuug? Two...One...Uggg...three and z...zug! Zerug!
Sex: Ugg man, Ugg strong. Ugg smash!
Appearance: Ugg wants job! Ugg interview. Ugg wants smash more!
Biography: Ugg born to bigger Ugg and slightly less huge woman Ugg. Ugg's father has huge club. Ugg's father dead from big bear. I get bigger club. I smash bear in face! I smash dead bear in face. Then shiny box appears. Skinnier less hairy Ugg gets out. I smash less hairy Ugg! I get in box. I go to new land. New land big, scarier. I have club though. New land get smashed!
Powers:
Ugg smash with club!
Ugg clobbers with fists!
Ugg stronger than weaker, less hairy future men.
Ugg kick future men.

RP sample: Ugg clubs 4th wall!

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Ugg-zug! -
Describe your abilities: Ugg has club. Club not red. Ugg smash man. Club shiny red! Ugg like shiny red, but Ugg loves smash aswell. Ugg smash wall. Ugg gets arrest. Ugg not happy!
Why did you turn to crime: Heroes not tolerate smash. Ugg goes to villain. Villain tolerate smash slightly more. Ugg becomes villain.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Ugg gets to smash more!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Ugg show them club! Ugg smash them! Ugg angry. Ugg sleepy.
What's your end goal: Ugg become body builder.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Ugg smash.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Monugglug? What is monugglug! Ugg confused! Ugg mad!
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh: Uggughughuhhuh!
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar: Ugg show you. *Ugg noises*
Any lines you won't cross: Ugg smashes lines. Lines not better than Ugg. Ugg crosses all lines.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: Huh? Oh, so Ugg smash one or Ugg smash all? Ugg smash all!

Oh man. Man. I thought Country Croc was hilarious. This guy! Right here! Man. I can't wait to see the clever dialogue and verbal sparring between Quizlo and Ugg. Wow. That will be worth more than the price of admission.

Definitely ACCEPTED. I think we found a new iconic character for the RP. Thanks. I needed to read this bio. I'm going to have to come back in the future and reread it when I want hysterics. Have Ugg begin with the villains.

Ugg happy.

[Talchyon]

Ok, so I updated the cast list. Quizling and Ugg have been added. Check it out.

Also, I'm adding the running counter of superhero name puns, and space gags, on the 3rd post (the one that's beneath the cast post). Check that out!

[Talchyon]

Oh, and one more thing. Unless someone wants me to wait longer, I'm going to give our new characters another day or so to post an intro if they wish (or continue discussions already started) and then we're timeskipping to the next day with the heroes going to the lecture, and the villains attempting to steal radioactive hazardous things.

-Talc

[Talchyon]

Oh man. Ort. You had me smiling from the beginning, but laughing hard at maybe line 3. And it just kept going. Excellent introduction. One I'm going to remember. I do want to see the witty interactions you write together with Central Shadow Nation's new character, Ugg. Maybe sometime in the future, the two of you plan on doing a combined post.

In fact, excellent introductions for every new character. I am thoroughly pleased with the writing talents of our group. Each of you are contributing greatly to this comedy RP. Even though we're in our early stages, I'm lovin' it. (Buh duh duh duh duh).

-Talc

[Osnil Returns]

OOKAY so I'm back. Time for monologish stuff to happen. I'll try to get up a post tomorrow. My posting schedules have been thrown off, so I'll be posting in the mornings because I've got night shift stuff.

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Is there anyway we could incorporate the phrase, "Nay! More the sub-mare in 'er" in the RP?

[The Central Shadow Nation]

What if Country Croc turns into Rockin' Croc...

[Talchyon]

OOKAY so I'm back. Time for monologish stuff to happen. I'll try to get up a post tomorrow. My posting schedules have been thrown off, so I'll be posting in the mornings because I've got night shift stuff.

Excellent! I'll add you back to the active list then.

Is there anyway we could incorporate the phrase, "Nay! More the sub-mare in 'er" in the RP?

I do have something planned for this one... Ha ha ha...

What if Country Croc turns into Rockin' Croc...

Part of Country Croc's charm is that he is named after the famous almost-butter. I think something would be lost if he turned into Rockin' Croc. Country Croc, besides, may have a good time for character growth here. So my advice is just go with him as is.

-Talc

(P.S. - I'm going to timeskip with my next post).