KINGDOM OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
! PROVISIONARY INDEPENDENT GOVERNING BODY !
ARMED FORCES OF TURTLESHROOM
SECOND SACRED JUNTA OF TURTLESHROOM
REACTIONARY GRANDMASTER
HONORED LEGATE-DOCTOR BACON:
Your compassion for TurtleShroom and the furtherance of your medical oaths, as well as Allanea's mission to protect the innocent, is worthy of commendations to the point that I myself will personally issue a reply to it.
On behalf of the Junta, I wish to sincerely thank Allanea for its altruism and compassion for the TurtleShroomian nation and for all innocent TurtleShroomers everywhere. We cannot stress enough how grateful we are right now.
I am honored to personally tell you that your requests and offers for foreign aid are not only granted, but encouraged. I have personally directed those under me to give full access to TurtleShroomian cities, towns, and refuge centers, as well as shelters.
Most towns in TurtleShroom already have a central fallout shelter, regardless of their size, and many farmers have their own as well. What's more, the entire Grand Bunker complex has the capacity to hold three billion creatures for six months (or, essentially, to sustain the population of TurtleShroom for a year). These were developed decades before TurtleShroom successfully achieved nuclear fission.
Concerning the gas masks and other masks, we would be delighted to assist Allanea in distributing gas masks and paper masks to protect the innocent. Our military's logistical supply lines will assist you in spreading these goods to all TurtleShroomian cities under the siege of the rioters at your discretion.
We have instructions for the Allanean police, as well. We will be presenting Allanea with several high-profile buildings and targets that they could protect, to ensure that the situation that the Chancellery Palace found itself in does not repeat itself. These targets include the Chancellery Palace, the Legation Quarter, Capitol Land, other key governmental buildings, and administrative buildings in other cities. If leftover Allanean men remain, we can also use them to guard hospitals and refugee centers.
Although the Junta agrees on the evacuation of major TurtleShroomian cities, we do not currently have the means to sort the rioters from the TurtleShroomers. In other words, the rioters are using our rules of engagement against us: they are hiding in plain sight, throughout the cities. What's more, because of their stealth, I have had to essentially fly blind in terms of bombing and striking.
Therein is the rub. We fear that evacuating all TurtleShroomian cities will cause the rioters to hide in the slums that ring those cities. Those densely packed shanties, consisting mainly of Asian humans, are essentially impossible to pick apart. If we were to attack them, isolating civilians would literally be impossible. It is needless to say that I do not want to bomb those areas, and will only do so if the rioters strike first and I have my back to the wall. Right now, the rioters are in the inner cities, but if we evacuate the cities, the rioters will follow into the shanties.
We fear that civilian evacuation would lead to an exodous and metastization of the Marxist cancer alongside civilian evacuation. That is why we were using the selective evacuation methods, which, while largely successful, are prone to error.
Nonetheless, we cannot hesitate to implement your reccomendations, Honored Legate-Doctor. We will begin doing so immediately.
-ONE STAR GOVERNOR-GENERAL BUBBA BUBBAVICH LONG, GRANDMASTER OF THE SECOND SACRED JUNTA OF TURTLESHROOM, DEFENDER OF THE NATION.