TET: The Extraterrestrial Thread

by **Donut section** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:20 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Sareva wrote:I've been drawing since Kindergarten. When artists say "Practice makes Perfect" , they are saying that for a reason. Besides, I don't think I'm that good. I have not drawn a whole lot over the last six or seven months, so I'm honestly surprised I even achieved that.

I do appreciate the compliment though.

Dude I can only draw stick figures and dicks

Do you think the girls only know how to draw stick figures and vag?

Does anyone know a girl, can you ask for me?

by **Erinkita III** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:25 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:And dick figures.

After you go into the military you learn to draw the best dicks

Is that part of training?

by **Pasong Tirad** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:26 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:Why are you all so cavalier about wasting rice?! Rice is the greatest source of nutrition this world has and will ever know.

Except for candy.

Clearly you have never heard of the humble, yet mighty potato.

The potato is a Satanic lie.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:28 am

Esternial wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:If I was a vampire, I'd spend hundreds of years spreading folklore that vampires were vulnerable to garlic, religious symbols, and sunlight while keeping the real vampire weaknesses a total secret.

I'd spend hundred of years spreading folklore that vampires were vulnerable to beer and loose women.

Folklore, now being spread at the same rate as STDs.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:33 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:Why are you all so cavalier about wasting rice?! Rice is the greatest source of nutrition this world has and will ever know.

Except for candy.

Clearly you have never heard of the humble, yet mighty potato.

Fuels European might with its occasional ally, pasta.

Shunning good carbohydrates diets are entirely responsible for the break down of the empires, of course.

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:42 am

Esternial wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:If I was a vampire, I'd spend hundreds of years spreading folklore that vampires were vulnerable to garlic, religious symbols, and sunlight while keeping the real vampire weaknesses a total secret.

I'd spend hundred of years spreading folklore that vampires were vulnerable to beer and loose women.

We are not?

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:45 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Seriously isn't enough naked truth around here. Makes me sad.

My dear, precious Ethel... I wasn't talking about nudism.

Dammit,

So much for that wolnt get fooled again song.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:47 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Clearly you have never heard of the humble, yet mighty potato.

The potato is a Satanic lie.

The unholy fuel of imperialistic conquerors, too.

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:51 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:The potato is a Satanic lie.

The unholy fuel of imperialistic conquerors, too.

More cultural appropriation. Give it back to the meizoamericans

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:57 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:The unholy fuel of imperialistic conquerors, too.

More cultural appropriation. Give it back to the meizoamericans

No. They can have some maize if they ask nicely.

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:25 am

Erinkita III wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:After you go into the military you learn to draw the best dicks

Is that part of training?

Possibly

by **Pasong Tirad** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:31 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:More cultural appropriation. Give it back to the meizoamericans

No. They can have some maize if they ask nicely.

They'll take it by force.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:37 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Gallade wrote:No. They can have some maize if they ask nicely.

They'll take it by force.

Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

by **Erinkita III** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:39 am

Gallade wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:They'll take it by force.

Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

How about a war on kale? What is the point of that stuff?

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:44 am

Erinkita III wrote:
Gallade wrote:Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

How about a war on kale? What is the point of that stuff?

It has given farmers a chance to squeeze out a few more months of productivity from the land in late autumn to make hella money from David Wolfe fanatics

by **Pasong Tirad** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:47 am

Gallade wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:They'll take it by force.

Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

How about a war on fucking stupid round-earthers.

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:48 am

Gallade wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:How about a war on kale? What is the point of that stuff?

It has given farmers a chance to squeeze out a few more months of productivity from the land in late autumn to make hella money from David Wolfe fanatics

Hahahaha

by **Erinkita III** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:49 am

Gallade wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:How about a war on kale? What is the point of that stuff?

It has given farmers a chance to squeeze out a few more months of productivity from the land in late autumn to make hella money from David Wolfe fanatics

Alright, I guess I get the point. I still likc spinach better becase it doesn't taste like old armpits.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:50 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Gallade wrote:Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

How about a war on fucking stupid round-earthers.

That would involve a battle at sea and I don't want to fall off the edge.

Erinkita III wrote:
Gallade wrote:It has given farmers a chance to squeeze out a few more months of productivity from the land in late autumn to make hella money from David Wolfe fanatics

Alright, I guess I get the point. I still likc spinach better becase it doesn't taste like old armpits.

Well kale is a type of cabbage, I don't know why people put it in their sandwiches. Lettuce or spinach dammit.

by **Erinkita III** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:51 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Gallade wrote:Macron's dying to declare war on somebody, why not a war on corn.

How about a war on fucking stupid round-earthers.

I know right? Everyone knows it's an irregular pentahedron.

by **Pasong Tirad** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:53 am

Erinkita III wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:How about a war on fucking stupid round-earthers.

I know right? Everyone knows it's an irregular pentahedron.

What are you smoking? It's a cat. The world is a cat.

A flat cat.

by **Erinkita III** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:58 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:I know right? Everyone knows it's an irregular pentahedron.

What are you smoking? It's a cat. The world is a cat.

A flat cat.

I live on the fallen bit of food about to be devoured by the cat.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:59 am

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:I know right? Everyone knows it's an irregular pentahedron.

What are you smoking? It's a cat. The world is a cat.

A flat cat.

Earth having been run over by a truck at the end of the Cretaceous period, coincidentally leading to the extinction of the dinofleas.

by **Vassenor** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:00 am

Erinkita III wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:How about a war on fucking stupid round-earthers.

I know right? Everyone knows it's an irregular pentahedron.

"...And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."

...I'll see myself out.

by **Pasong Tirad** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:02 am

Erinkita III wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:What are you smoking? It's a cat. The world is a cat.

A flat cat.

I live on the fallen bit of food about to be devoured by the cat.

I love on that weird finger about to poke the cat in the eye.

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