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by Luziyca » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:52 pm
by The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:53 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:There is always a frenzy of activity when you're close to leaving on a trip. So much to do, and this is not counting packing, which I hate.
Someone needs to invent a teleporter, so I can teleport my closet to my destination.
by Khalisako » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:03 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Oh, Khalisako... my dear, precious little Khalisako...
sometimes I just want to grab you by the throat and choke you for a while,
but that would not be proper behaviour. It just wouldn't do.
by The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:08 pm
by Farnhamia » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:08 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:There is always a frenzy of activity when you're close to leaving on a trip. So much to do, and this is not counting packing, which I hate.
Someone needs to invent a teleporter, so I can teleport my closet to my destination.
by Khalisako » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:11 pm
The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:Khalisako wrote:We're all extras in an extra stupid film.
Erm... you're partially correct. We're not extras. In fact, we're the main characters, albeit I'm the protagonist. Also, we exist inside of a (surprisingly long-running) TV show, called Swaglord's Bizarre Adventure.
Hurdergaryp wrote:Oh, Khalisako... my dear, precious little Khalisako...
sometimes I just want to grab you by the throat and choke you for a while,
but that would not be proper behaviour. It just wouldn't do.
by The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:13 pm
Khalisako wrote:The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:
Erm... you're partially correct. We're not extras. In fact, we're the main characters, albeit I'm the protagonist. Also, we exist inside of a (surprisingly long-running) TV show, called Swaglord's Bizarre Adventure.
stop dissagreeing with me or I'll kill this spider
he did nothing
i'll fucking end him
by Khalisako » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:36 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Oh, Khalisako... my dear, precious little Khalisako...
sometimes I just want to grab you by the throat and choke you for a while,
but that would not be proper behaviour. It just wouldn't do.
by The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:38 pm
by Neo Balka » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:17 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:There is always a frenzy of activity when you're close to leaving on a trip. So much to do, and this is not counting packing, which I hate.
Someone needs to invent a teleporter, so I can teleport my closet to my destination.
by Philjia » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:54 am
Khalisako wrote:Medication
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I ca-
EEEEKKKKKKKKKKK SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERS A SPIDER ON MY THING!!!
Nemesis the Warlock wrote:I am the Nemesis, I am the Warlock, I am the shape of things to come, the Lord of the Flies, holder of the Sword Sinister, the Death Bringer, I am the one who waits on the edge of your dreams, I am all these things and many more
by Ardrentt » Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:32 am
by Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:39 am
by Erinkita III » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:43 am
Khalisako wrote:Medication
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I ca-
EEEEKKKKKKKKKKK SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERS A SPIDER ON MY THING!!!
by Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:45 am
by Erinkita III » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:47 am
by Gallade » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:51 am
by Erinkita III » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 am
Ethel mermania wrote:Time to make the donuts, though I am not in the mood for a donut this morning.
by Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:55 am
by Erinkita III » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:56 am
Gallade wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:In college we had a pet spider, her name was spot.
An old flatmate of mine attempted that same gag with one of those autumnal bigguns and a mouse in winter. Quick bop with a shovel to put them out of their misery was the only sane response both times, of course.
Naturally I was impressed that the flatmate survived the first blow but you'd think they'd have learned from the experience.
by Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:58 am
by Gallade » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:59 am
Erinkita III wrote:Gallade wrote:An old flatmate of mine attempted that same gag with one of those autumnal bigguns and a mouse in winter. Quick bop with a shovel to put them out of their misery was the only sane response both times, of course.
Naturally I was impressed that the flatmate survived the first blow but you'd think they'd have learned from the experience.
Galla... you didn't really, did you?
by Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:00 am
Erinkita III wrote:Gallade wrote:An old flatmate of mine attempted that same gag with one of those autumnal bigguns and a mouse in winter. Quick bop with a shovel to put them out of their misery was the only sane response both times, of course.
Naturally I was impressed that the flatmate survived the first blow but you'd think they'd have learned from the experience.
Galla... you didn't really, did you?
by Erinkita III » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:07 am
Ethel mermania wrote:Erinkita III wrote:Just as I thought. Things are as they should be and the world makes sense.
Gave us our greatest practical joke ever. Spot was a tarantula who she'd a complete skin a couple times a year. We took one skin and buried deep in the dinning hall salad bowl. When the skin was uncovered in the bowl by another student, well, let's just say. Much hilarity ensued.
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