Glitch
So like, I was like totally bummered that there actually was no party, and it was just, some world domination attempts an' all. I mean, come on! At least someone could have brought chips and salsa. But like, I don't even know if we have that or not. Dude. Sucks to be us.
An' like, the evil head honcho of them all was like a cat. An' he could talk, an' other stuff. Like, dude, it's not the first time I met a talking cat. Long story. All I can say now is that the last talking cat I met only wanted to talk about like, cat grooming. So I guess they come in all kinds.
Just then, Donut-Guy had an idea!
"Donut-guy dude! That's a great idea! I'll do my best, yuh know!" And like, I could tell by the anvil wrecking everything that he had just told like a joke or somethin', but I was kind of spacin' in my zone so I didn't really catch the punch line. Oh well. It was probably a classic. I'll have him tell me it sometime, like when I get my anvil protection suit on an' all.
So like, there I was. An' I could see like Captain Cosine-inator toss the all-essential power cord to Hypoxia, so she could keep it away from the bad evil guys? Dude. And I was on a mission to will the crazy-high tech, techno-doodads around me into fritzing. So I was like all, thinking and stuff. It was a great experience, man. I should do it again. But like, I couldn't tell if it was workin' or not. And there was like a guard coming towards me with his like fully automatically manual minirailroadgun that shot some kind of ammo and like killed people, an' all. So he was all, combat moves and I was all, slick back an' I can handle this. I am a superhero, even if the comic book companies haven't printed about me yet.
When the guard came running at me, dude, I waited 'til like the last second, and then tripped the guy. And he fell into that hole made by Donut-Guy's anvil. Ah yeah. I got this.
Dude. I ran up to like the high-tech... techie-ma-bob thingie (that's like the official name an' all), and not knowing if it was going to fritz or not, I just like, starting kicking it. And it made like a hollow strained kind of "ding" sound. Maybe that's how you take down tech. I usually don't take down tech. On purpose. Just bad guys.